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[askyuuandco]

Twst Incorrect Quotes 12

Jack: you were looking for hate. Wait a go =>=

Ruggie: Shut up punk! Instead of being mister funny man why don't you try being Mister help a brother go jump a anotha brother and get his chain back! Man I gotta find a way to get it before Leona finds out >:'(

Jack: Ruggie let the chain go. If Leona wants it back he can handle it =-=

Ruggie: then he'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew >:(

Jack: It's just rocks and metal it's only worth what your willing to give up for it. Is it worth getting hurt again? /=-=/

Ruggie: yeah!

Jack: going to jail? =-=

Ruggie: yep!

Jack: getting killed? =-=

Ruggie: Yes sir!

Jack: kissing a man >w>

Ruggie: yeah yeah! *realization* WAIT NO! O////O

Jack: woaahhhhh. I mean kissing a man. I mean if it feels natural and that's what your into I mean- >u>

Ruggie: No that don't count! That's a do over! I didn't know you were going to say that! >///A///<'///

Jack: guess you really want that chain back. >w>

Ruggie: NO! THE ANSWER IS NO!!! D:<

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Crewel: OH! I hate Head Master! Yuu go change your clothes and mow the lawn >:(

Yuu: why do I always have to cut the grass =-=

Human Grim: Achoo! Achoo! I can not stop sneezing! Achoo!

Crewel: Grim's got allergies >:( *walks away*

Human Grim: *smug face as Crewel leaves* >:D

Yuu: *death glare* >:(

Human Grim: you just mad cause you didn't think of it first

Yuu: *kicks Grim in the face*

Human Grim: OW! *falls on the floor*

Yuu: *leaves to get dressed*

Human Grim: That ain't hurt punk ;-;

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Floyd: *puts coins on the table* That's all I got >:/

Yuu: Lemonade is a dollar :(

Floyd: THAT'S ALL I GOT! MAKE IT WORK I'M THRISTY!

Yuu: Lemonade is a dollar >:(

Floyd: I AIN'T GOT NO DOLLAR! IT'S HOT AS HELL OUT HERE MAN JUST HOOK ME UP! ALL THE MONEY SPENT UP ON THIS PLACE! THIS SOME OLD BULL**** D:<

Yuu: LEMONADE IS A DOLLAR!!! D:<

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Sebek: Alright how much is the gum

Sam: 4 madol

Sebek: for gum!?!? >m>

Sam: Go somewhere else

Sebek: fine *pays the money* >:(

Sam: *gives him gum* Bathroom code is 6648-2610-35549

Sebek: c-could you say that again!? >m>

Sam: gotta buy another pack of gum. UvU

Sebek: uggghhh... >:( *pays again*

Sam: 6648-2610-3554

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Lilia: He's in the bath room >XD

Malleus: Yuu come out of the bathroom >:/ *bangs on the door*

Yuu: um no! >:(

Malleus: Young lady!

Yuu: NoOOOOOOOO

Malleus: Come out of the bathroom right now! D:<

Yuu: you can't make me man!

Malleus: Yuu come out of the bathroom right now this is your father speaking and you will respect me in my house!

Yuu: *slams the door in his face* GO! D:<

Malleus: *blasts a fire ball through the door* YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH THE DOOR! *realization that he hit his bestie* Oh I'm sorry baby I didn't mean it! oh no! ;A;

Lilia: *laughing his butt off* >XD

Silver: that is the best example of a teenage girl complaint ever

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Yuu: *comes back from vacation* :D *sees chaos* ....D:> ...

Ace: *is on fire*

Malleus, Grim, & Deuce: *having panic attacks*

Crowley: *is dead*

Lilia: :P *waves hi too them*

Yuu: yeeeaaahhhh....This is a tommorrow problem O_O'/// *backs away from them slowly*

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

no i don't want to use your ai assistant. no i don't want your ai search results. no i don't want your ai summary of reviews. no i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???). no i don't want ai to do my work for me in adobe. no i don't want ai to write my paper. no i don't want ai to make my art. no i don't want ai to edit my pictures. no i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. no i don't want ai to analyze my data. i don't want it i don't want it i don't want it i don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[evilgoodguys]

he’d forgotten how much he missed that smile.

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[ghoul-butch]

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

[girldraki]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job