#if no one got me i know fred got me 😌

[inchidentalmeowmeow]

Always knew i could count on you Fred 🫶🏻

May your head of hair get more bountiful with each passing season 😌✨

[capn-twitchery]

🎲 breaking the mold.... Jamie and Grace

Also so u don't have to figure out what to do about that damn hat of twitchs XD

4. A kiss to the top of the head -- (kiss asks from here!)

jamie please you have to warn him he wasn't ready!!!!!!

[george-weasleys-girl]

Oh uhm, can I also send you this one as well? Hawthorn Whisperings - Send me a scenario and your choice of either George or Fred, and I'll craft a few headcanons. Please? Thank you 😌

With George Weasley where he accidentally kisses a shy reader (who is his friend) but they are kissing him back 🙈

I hope this is okay 🙈

Such a cute idea! (I got a little carried away.) I hope you enjoy it!

~George x Fem!reader~

She and George had been friends since her family moved to Ottery St. Catchpole, a year before they started Hogwarts.

Their friendship baffled everyone.

George was one-half of the notorious Weasley twins.

She was a shy, quiet bookworm who was content to be a wallflower.

Neither of them cared what anyone thought about their friendship.

Her gentle demeanor calmed and soothed him.

And when they were alone, she would burst out of her shell. Laughing out loud, telling jokes and talking with him for hours about anything and everything.

It made George feel special. He got to see a side of her that only a rare few saw.

Early in their fifth year, he realized his feelings for her were going beyond friendship.

But she'd never shown any romantic inclinations toward him.

So, he thought she only viewed him as a friend.

Not wanting to endanger their friendship, he chose to suffer in silence instead.

The summer before their sixth year, they began spending almost every day together.

Often going on picnics by the lake.

On one such occasion, she dozed off while they were cloud-watching.

She was lying on her back, with her head tilted slightly away from him.

She looked so peaceful and beautiful. He couldn't resist the urge to lean over and kiss her cheek.

Just as he did, she turned her head, causing him to unintentionally kiss her lips instead.

She blinked at him, eyes still heavy with sleep. George froze, white hot panic surging through him.

"Am I dreaming?" She mummered against his lips.

He almost pulled away when he realized she was returning his kiss, her hand raised to caress his cheek.

Surprised, but ecstatic, he lost himself in the moment.

"D - did we just kiss?" He asked once they pulled away.

She sat up smiling, eyes bright. "Well, I've never kissed anyone before. But I've read about it in books, and I'm pretty sure that's what just happened," she teased.

"Well, no - I mean yeah, I know," he stammered. It was rare that he was the one flustered. "Does that mean you like me? Like, like like me?"

She couldn't help but giggle. "Yes," she nodded. "I've like liked you for a long time."

"Why did you never say anything?"

She shrugged. "Probably for the same reason you didn't."

"Oh," he replied. Then, a huge goofy spread grin spread across his face. "Does mean we're, you know, dating and stuff?"

"Yes," she smiled.

His smile got even wider and goofier. "So, umm, can I kiss you again?"

She nodded enthusiastically.

He leaned in, but she stopped him inches away. "On the condition that I get that kiss on the cheek later."

"Of course!" He said, then his eyes widened. "Wait... what?"

Her only answer was a mischievous grin before she closed the gap between them."

~•~

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[youngeditor1999]

I feel like a spiritual sequel to “80 for Brady” would be “Draft Dodgers for Rodgers” in which 4 ancient hippies from the Vietnam era (Steve Buscemi, Geoffrey Rush, Al Pacino, John Goodman) sneak across the border from Canada in an attempt to watch fellow hippie Aaron Rodgers get to his second Super Bowl at age 54. Martin Kove plays a hard nosed yet incompetent cop trying to catch them. Bakh and Cobb are there too. Christopher Walken makes an appearance because it’s that kind of movie. There’s at least 1 extended ayahuasca hallucination scene. Everybody ends up getting covid

Alright, anon, here I am, ✨FINALLY✨ publishing your amazing and funny idea!!!

It took me a minute (ok, a few days...👀🤭😜💓) because I wanted to find clips and pictures for all of everything you have describe. 😊🌟💯🔥

First and foremost, I would so go see this movie if it were real. (For context, I saw 80 for Brady the weekend it was released because of course I did 😅💞)

This idea overall sounds silly, entertaining a.f. and all around like a good time!!

To add onto your idea:

It would at least have to be rated PG-13, especially because of the ayahuasca hallucination scene. I also suspect that there will be a bit of swearing, heavy partying and drinking, too. PLUS not to mention that they are on the run from the law and that will provide a whole 'nother set of mischievous/dubious acts. 😏😉😝

Real quick, for those who might not know, this is what Google says the definition of "ayahuasca" is:

"A South American psychoactive and entheogenic brewed drink traditionally used both socially and as a ceremonial or shamanic spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin, and more recently in North America and Europe."

(In other words, hippie tea 😅☮️🫖🍵)

Now, as for who's gonna direct this amazing monstrosity, I have pulled together three options.

There's Kyle Marvin, who directed 80 for Brady.

Then I have Peter Segal, who directed two of my personal favorites, Tommy Boy and 50 First Dates.

Last but not least, there's Dennie Gordon as an option. Dennie was the director of the first Joe Dirt movie (comedy writer Fred Wolf directed the second).

Either one of these three would be wonderful and would understand that there is a more deeper heart and soul in the middle of this otherwise goofy flick. (:

Next:

Anon, you and I seem to understand each other, so I'm gonna go ahead and say that we can be co-screenwriters and executive producers for this!!!

If we really were out to make this, that is. 🤭😊🤓

ALSO!!! Draft Dodgers for Rodgers is an EXCELLENT title; I love it a lot and am really proud of you for coming up with this title (and the idea in general, of course!!)!!

Now, before moving on to everything else, I must discuss this film's soundtrack.

Clearly there's gonna be a lot of classic rock and older country tunes because that's the era that these men are from.

The classic rock is not gonna be anything too rough/screamy/meataly, though...I'm primarily thinking about stuff from the mid 60's and most of the 70's. Cover songs from and during this era are absolutely acceptable. 😌

Also, because this is an Aaron Rodgers movie, there has got to be a few Taylor Swift songs mixed in as well!!

I don't know if he can, but Aaron can try to pick put his top three tracks from each album/era as songs to possibly put into the overall end product.

And you know what, while we're at it...

Dolly Parton recorded a new, original song specifically for 80 for Brady so whose to say that Taylor couldn't do the same for this movie?!

Her fans, Aaron included, would be very likely to love it, no matter what it sounds like. (:

Now, to address all of your points...!!

I'd like to take a moment to share the other ask you sent me after I wrote this (the first post, hehe).

Replacing Geoffrey Rush with Jeff Bridges was a really great call; I'm so glad that you remembered Aaron's obsession with The Big Lebowski and the exact sweater that he copied from that movie!!! For everyone's viewing pleasure, here is Aaron wearing said sweater next to a still of Jeff's character (named The Dude) wearing the sweater.

Also, I wouldn't be me if I didn't find pictures of the rest of this hypothetical cast, just so that everyone knows for sure what these guys look like.

Top Left: Jeff Bridges

Top Right: Al Pacino

Middle Left: Steve Buscemi

Middle Middle: John Goodman

Middle Right: Martin Kove

Bottom Left: Christopher Walken

(And yes, that is a picture of Geoffrey Rush (bottom right) because even though Jeff Bridges replaced him, people still deserve to know he looks like in case they don't!!)

Additionally, saying that Weird Al should perform his Jeopardy Song was brilliant!! Fans of Aaron know that he loves Jeopardy and even got the chance to participate in some game, as seen here and here. (He also had the opportunity to host once, but the only clip that I could find of that was this. 😩)

P.S.-Here is the Jeopardy song for those who don't know it 🙂

THIS IS PART ONE!!!

I'm gonna reblog for Part Two because I have a few more pictures to share but for some reason, Tumblr won't let me add any more photos to this current post. 😒🙄☹️

[maddiedrawz]

*knocks door* hiiii

probably very late to the panda™️ crackship party buuuut i just got here thinking like...

imagine Wanda and peggy talking about their relationships with their brothers...

BCS IT COULD GO MANY WAYS LIKE:

Peggy comforting Wanda when pietro dies bcs she has an idea of the what pain of losing her brother (the only person that believed in her and her dreams and ambitions at the time ((you know, when she was gonna marry plain white bread unseasoned man looking ass fred)) ) is like. Peggy promising Wanda they will do right by his name and memory and being there for her and becoming close. AND THAT LEADS TO SABHDHEWFBRHE LOVE DOVEY STUFF

or it could be like, Pietro doesn't die, the twins are part of... whatever superhero group is there idk. and Peggy can help but going on full protection mode bcs the way Wanda and Pietro interact remind her in some way of her and Michael in some way. Peggy just wants wanda to be happy so whenever she and pietro are in a difficult position she is the first one to come and help and it can lead to her getting hurt. So one day wanda is asks why she behaves like that and they talk about michael. Maybe Peggy even gives permission to wanda to like see her memories or smth like that and they grow close AND LEADS TO LOVEY DOVEY STUF SAHUFNREGNVRT

so anyway i have way too much time on my hands and lost the "stop shipping Peggy carter with every woman challenge" as well sooo-

also am I the only one thinking about Maria Rambeau x Captain Carter

PS: the potential of this ship being abosutely and utterly DARK AND TWISTED (specially if is with Scarlet Witch and not 838 wanda) is another rabbit hole for another day

a n y w a y

*leaves through the window*

WHASSUPPPPPP!!! honey it's never too late to talk to me about panda™️ we must keep the agenda alive- like this is so good???? i love this idea it's so soft and sad and UGHHHH I MELT😭🥺 and youre right pietro is not dead idk what the other ppl are talking about😌

also no youre absolutely not the only one ive seen endless gifsets of them two

[clovermunson]

dating fred weasley would include

author’s note: for personal reasons, canon is the only thing that’s dead to me and the big sleep never happened, m’kay?😌 just a cute headcanon list I decided to come up with because I have so many ideas for our Freddie boy. as always, reblogs and likes are appreciated, just please do not repost my work and claim as your own! -xo, morgan💜

warnings: none really, it’s mostly just super cute and fluffy, mentions of food, suggestive joke from Fred and a suggestive situation, but that’s about it

had to put everything under the cut cause it got a little longer than I thought it would lmao

okay so Fred is wild. man has almost no impulse control and constantly wants to impress you

we all know that, but anyway, I digress

lots of improvised dates. planning? nah, Fred doesn’t know it

he would sometimes plan dates though, it’s a rare occasion, but if it’s a particularly special date, he’s going all out on his planning

always surprising you with cute little gifts

“Y/N, look at this little kangaroo plushie! I know you don’t need it, but it was cute and I thought you’d like it”

and he’s right, you absolutely love the little kangaroo plushie

this man is an absolute sucker if you play with his hair. like he’ll just lay his head in your lap and just expect it like the spoiled boyfriend he is and it never fails to get your attention

hyper hyper h y p e r. Fred gets really hyper and giddy when he’s talking about anything he loves (especially you) to someone else. he can’t help it, he’s 100%, totally balls to the wall in love with you

he can also fall asleep on you at pretty much any given time if he’s comfy enough, because there’s no doubt he’s up at the most unholy hours of the night coming up with new Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes products

Fred has a sweet tooth. he’s like a little sugar fiend and he absolutely loves it whenever you bake anything for him

will brag about you and every little thing you’ve done and accomplished to anyone and everyone who will listen

random students and all of your friends get an earful from Fred about you, and it’s honestly adorable

“hey, have you tried one of the cupcakes that Y/N made for me? they’re so good! did you know they’re a really talented baker?” as he proceeds to shove a cupcake in their direction

tickle fights. the minute Fred finds out where you’re ticklish and you start giggling like a hyena, he instigates almost every tickle fight and wins almost every one, he can’t help it, he just finds your giggle to be the most adorable thing

he’ll prank you, but not to the extreme. mostly harmless and playful stuff like opening a container of glitter and just spilling it everywhere so you never truly get rid of all of it, or the good old bucket of water on top of the door trick. he’s always careful to make up for it though by helping clean up his mess and getting you anything you want for the rest of the day

have I mentioned that Fred is an absolute king? well, he is. also a consent king™️. he will not do anything unless he knows for sure that you’re 100% okay with it and he’ll ask ten times only for you to say it’s okay every single time

prouder than a damn peacock whenever you successfully prank someone because he’s taught you so well

so cocky. but that’s classic Fred though and it’s cute

oh god, the dirty jokes and innuendos that Fred could come up with—

“darling, c’mere for a minute please.” and he’s motioning with one finger and then proceeds to say “if I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with two.” and it just gets him a pained groan and an eye roll in response, but a definite laugh as well

super protective boyfriend, because protective Freddie is the best Freddie

always showing out during quidditch practices and matches, and sometimes gets himself hurt and in the hospital wing

“Freddie, you can’t keep doing this, one of these days you’re going to get seriously hurt!” “I’m sorry love, just wanna look good for you is all.”

if you call him Fred instead of babe, baby, or any other cute nickname or pet name, he instantly starts panicking and trying to figure out what he did wrong, even if he’s done nothing wrong

or you’ll get the “Fred? who’s Fred? I don’t know a Fred. I’m baby.” but you do the same thing to him when he calls you by your name

definitely set off fireworks on the training grounds dedicated to you on more than one occasion

will kiss you literally any time, anywhere and doesn’t care about possibly getting detention for it

most wouldn’t guess it, but Fred is a bit more on the clingy side. if you’re cuddling, he’ll keep asking for five more minutes until that five minutes becomes the whole day

adventurous as all get out, he’s always wanting to explore the castle and find out all the secrets about Hogwarts with you

he’s been known to set up a few elaborate scavenger hunts for you for birthdays and Valentine’s Day

lots of goofy inside jokes between you and Fred, and sometimes people just don’t even wanna know

so supportive. it’s honestly baffling how supportive he is because anything you want to do, he’s 100% on your side for it

yeah so basically I just want a Fred, anyone know where can I get a Fred?🥺

[roseworth]

tell us about lady caine!!! please. what are your headcanons/thoughts/etc??

oh my god bestie you are going to regret asking me this i have so many thoughts

but before i start, as always quick disclaimer that very little of this is based on anything in canon it is all just the Vibes from my heart

now first and foremost. she is a lesbian and i will die on this hill. HOWEVER. while she was young and figuring out her sexuality she was had a comp het crush on eugene (i mean come on who didnt amiright gals 🥴) so they ended up going on like one date, then after that one date she was like "ope yeah im definitely a lesbian sorry rider" and he was like "lmfao its cool 🤝" mlm/wlw solidarity 😌

she and eugene pulled a few jobs together back in the day but they had very different reasons. she stole from the castle to be like "fuck the monarchy and fuck frederic" and eugene did it a) to pay back his debts to the baron and b) for fun. they recognized that they both had very different motives but they had the same goal so they still teamed up a lot. they were friends but they were never like. Close.

caine grew up in corona and never wanted to leave it because its her home! her dad loved corona and believed that it was a good place right up until he got thrown in jail for a minor crime. lady caine took that to heart because her dad believed in the kingdom and believed it could be better, and it COULD but she saw fred as the thing that was in the way of corona's improvement, and by association rapunzel. her mom was never rly in the picture, so once she lost her dad she pretty much had no one. but she cared about corona and thought that it could be as good as her dad said it was if it weren't for frederic, so she made plans to overthrow the king because she believed it would save corona

once rapunzel came home, everyone was celebrating and was like "wow the king and queen must be so happy!" and lady caine is PISSED because wtf???? fred gets to pull all this shit while rapunzels gone but now that shes back we're all just supposed to forget about it and be happy???? and shes angry because fred gets his daughter back after all these years but caine doesnt get her dad back even though rapunzel's kidnapping is the reason she lost her dad in the first place. so she is even angier at the king than she was before and she goes "fuck it! we're going to interrupt the coronation because everyones going to be watching and we need to remind the people of the fucked up shit frederic did and he shouldnt just get to look down on us like this!!"

also going back to her dad, she has NO idea what happened to him because she was never allowed to stay in contact with him after he got arrested. she has no way of knowing if he got executed or was still in jail or what happened. once she gets thrown in the dungeon after the coronation, she starts asking around to try to find out what happened, eventually she finds out that he died in jail and thats pretty much her breaking point. he was what she was holding onto to think about how good the kingdom could be, but he died and maybe theres no hope for it after all. which is why she tries to leave in that one horse episode (the one with axel. i forget the name all i remember is that i hate it).

THEN. she is in her moment in the boat episode (peril on the high seas i think??? you know the one). FIRST OF ALL she was the one to plan most of it. she was like "fuck it we're on a boat, we're getting the hell away from corona right now." she straight up murders the guards that were supposed to be on the boat. (side note but in that episode they make a comment at the beginning where eugene is like "??? if this is a prison barge where are the guards?" and its not brought up again. it is basically canon that the prisoners fucking killed the guards.) shes running the ship in this, and shes no explicitly in charge because no one on that boat would be very happy about it if she was straight up telling them what to do but like. shes the one handling things

also a little unpopular opinion but i dont think she really cares at all about eugene. she first hears about Flynn Rider™️ saving the lost princess and she goes "?? okay? idc good for him i guess" because she has bigger things to worry about than him. and its not like he abandoned his morals or anything because she knew that he wasnt in it for the same reasons as her so she was pretty much like "alrighty then rider's with the princess now, i do not care" but shes pretty pissed at him during the coronation and the boat because hes directly getting in her way, shes especially annoyed during the coronation because shes like "bitch you KNOW why im doing this wtf" but she still gets it and doesnt hold a grudge against him specifically any more than shes holding a grudge against all of them

anyways! eventually she breaks out of prison and kind of has no idea what shes doing now because shes spent so long trying to save corona and take down the monarchy but shes all but given up that hope so she just kinda wanders around for a while. lo and behold she runs into cass, who is also on a journey of self discovery, and they fight for a while but eventually they end up sort of teaming up? they just kind of go "alright we're both trying to figure out our place in the world, might as well do it together" and, you guessed it, they get together. casscaine nation rise 😌🙌 they have an awkward mutual pining thing for a while but eventually they start dating

cass is like "hey i know you hate corona but its my home too actually and its not as bad as you think it is" so caine ends up giving corona a second chance and sees that rapunzel is queen and shes actually Making A Difference so shes not as mad anymore. later on she and cass return to corona and she goes to rapunzel and basically gives her an itemized list of things that need to be changed to make corona a better place, and she ends up kind of working for rapunzel? no one is entirely sure how caine sort of became an unofficial royal advisor other than that she pretty much walked into the castle and wouldnt stop talking until they listened to her

back to casscaine <3 everyone in corona has a fucking heart attack when cass is like "meet my new gf 🥰" and its the person that has wanted to kill all of them multiple times. shes like "its okay im domesticated now" and i mean. theyre all reformed criminals. so theyre just like "okay cool! welcome to the club" but the captain is much less receptive. he tries to be calm and chill and normal about it because he wants to be supportive of his daughters relationship but he is nearly having a stroke because back in her Crime Prime she ranked on his list of "Top Ten Criminals That Give Me Gray Hairs" (eugene takes up 3 spots on that list). after a while he warms up to her, hes still a little wary but mostly hes like "🙂whatever makes my daughter happy🙂"

okay this is already way too long so thats all for now, stan lady caine or die 💕

[severusish]

if you could start calling all the hp characters by their worst nicknames and/or insults, or by an absolutely iconic phrase they once said (from the books mainly but also the movies), what would their new name(s) be?

here are some ideas i came up with so far:

harry: sAiNT poTTAH / our….new….celebrity / there’s no need to call me SIR, Professor / but i AM the chosen one / itty….bitty….baby….POTTAH

ron: weaselby / weasley is our king / ickle ronniekins /wonwon

umbridge: that toad / *tee hee*

percy: weatherby

hagrid: HAGGER

hermione: insufferable know-it-all

snape: snivellus/the git/bat of the dungeons / turn to page 394

lavender: lavlav

lily potter: EVANS

krum: VICTOR I LOVE YOU VICTOR I DO WHEN WE’RE APART MY HEART BEATS ONLY FOR YOU / krum?? kRum??? KRUM

remus: moony (idk what else lol)

marietta edgecombe: S N E A K

draco: “my FaThER will HeAr aBout This”

arthur weasley: what exactly is the function of a rubber duck 🦆?

luna: loony/ the ✨ nargles ✨/you’re just as sane as i am

neville: “TrEVOR —!!!”

bellatrix: *mad cackling*

seamus: 💣🤯 💨 🔥

sirius: padfoot/snuffles/dog

james: prongs/yOuR FaThER

dumbledore: “lemon drop 😌✨🍋?” or the old man/old bat/old fool

fred: gred

george: forge

madeye moody: CONSTANT VIGILANCE

dudley: Dudders, Ickle Dudleykins, Popkin, Diddy, Diddykins, My Neffy Poo, Big 'D', Dud, Dinky Diddydums

mr dursley: “no post on Sundays! *wheeze*”

mcgonagall: have a biscuit, potter

dobby: master has given him clothes! DOBBY IS FREEEE

shacklebolt: you may not like him, minister, but you have to admit — dumbledore’s got style

ginny: SHUT IT!!!!!!

lucius: you lost me my servant, boy!!!!

narcissa: *lies* “he’s dead”

quirrell: t-T-R-ROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!!

okay that’s all i’ve got for now. continue these by reblogging! KEEP IT GOING!

Note: you don’t have to agree with my choices at all, just suggest/add new (humorous or iconic) names of characters except based on (funny) insults people called them (we’re reclaiming all insults lmao) and/or their iconic phrases that they said, or something other people called them in general. henceforth i shall only refer to characters by these names and phrases (jkjk lol but i still want to see people do this). you don’t have to do different characters if you don’t want to, just add whatever you want in a reblog!! ✨ ^ OKAY BYEEEE

- Severusish

[outvrbanks]

CHAPTER TWO :   prelude to the end of lois lane.

text transcript between adam griffin, don bailey, henri rousseau, roman keating, thalia pham. june twenty-fourth.

adam griffin: hey so about that house on that map

adam griffin: how are we gonna get in

roman keating: break in? duh

don bailey: maybe we knock for once

thalia pham: we're not

thalia pham: she's gonna kill us first

henri rousseau: breaking in sounds like a ✨ crime ✨but i'm really not above that tbh

roman keating: i guess henri and i are the only ones with a sense of adventure

adam griffin: if you're against crime please leave the gc so the grownups can talk

don bailey: i mean it rly depends on the crime

don bailey: we're really talking about breaking into a creepy old lady's house huh

thalia pham: i'm not against a little crime but if we get busted i will kill all of u

roman keating: either way we're dying so why not

adam griffin: we're not gonna get busted

don bailey: okay how do we plan to not be seen going in, first of all

adam griffin: old people go to bed early

adam griffin: wait til tonight and we'll just be quiet

don bailey: who's gonna watch youtube tutorials on how to quietly break into a house

don bailey: i cant have that type of search in my history

henri rousseau: bold of you to assume i haven't done that before when i've been bored

thalia pham: pls share with the class henri

don bailey: maybe lets leave the knowledge to only henri so we can deny it later in court

thalia pham: i mean where do we think it is inside the house?

roman keating: hopefully under her bed

don bailey: ????? what does this even mean

henri rousseau: uhhh

thalia pham: i'm surprised he didn't say in her bed

don bailey: do u WANT to have to distract an old lady while we steal the treasure under her bed, i'm ????

roman keating: you guys are no fun

roman keating: sadly she's a little too old for me to want to be in her bed

adam griffin: we did it guys

adam griffin: we found someone rome won't fuck

thalia pham: it's a miracle 🤯

roman keating: now that you've said that....

don bailey: we got our distraction then

thalia pham: ok what's the actual plan

thalia pham: cue adam with the 'let's split up gang'

don bailey: the fred jones of our generation

adam griffin: ok but is splitting up a bad idea

don bailey: yes

roman keating: no

thalia pham: only dangerous if u pair me off with alina

henri rousseau: a lifetime's worth of horror movies that have scarred me also say yes 😔

adam griffin: alina's not allowed in the house her cast will be too loud

thalia pham: good

don bailey: good news at last 😌

adam griffin: that's 3 to 2 sorry cousins we'll be splitting up

thalia pham: okay what time are we meeting up

don bailey: when do old people go to sleep

adam griffin: idk you act like one

adam griffin: when do you go to sleep?

don bailey: omg incredible joke, u ever thought about stand up comedy?

adam griffin: no but now that i know i have your support i'll consider it ❤️

thalia pham: how about 10

thalia pham: since no one is being helpful 😡

adam griffin: i'll pick everyone up

don bailey: yo google says they go to sleep at 11 so

adam griffin: 11 it is

thalia pham: do w need to bring anything

thalia pham: like a crowbar or shovel or something

don bailey: a CROWBAR

don bailey: who you planning on assaulting

thalia pham: shhhh don it's for breaking in

thalia pham: but i wouldn't be surprised if we needed to defend ourselvse

roman keating: i have one i can bring but we can only use it for assault

henri rousseau: ... can we please try our best to avoid assaulting an old lady? i know this one sounds scary but :/ old ladies like me and i don't wanna jeopardise that image they have :/

thalia pham: henri has a point

adam griffin: ok but it won't hurt to have it just in case

adam griffin: and what about those hair pins people use to pick locks??? thalia you got any of those?

roman keating: or we could just use a regular lock pick

adam griffin: do you have one?

roman keating: who are you talking to adam 🙄

don bailey: why am i friends w a bunch of aspiring criminals

roman keating: aspiring? i'm hurt don

adam griffin: idk you’re a masochist?

adam griffin: but perfect bring that adam

thalia pham: did u just ask me if i have any hair pins bc im a girl

thalia pham: is this tokenism

adam griffin: yes i did

adam griffin: thank you for filling our diversity quota, girl

thalia pham: i'm gonna bury u alive adam