#if nit um gonna cry

[nervocat]

I'm so eepyyyy... might go to bed soon..

[discocandles]

sorry rant time but jesus christ i can't take it anymore or hold it in any longer cause i just gotta know what is it with everyone in the mbav fandom on here calling my favorite character B man i don't understand is it really so hard to call him by his actual real character name?! plus if i see anybody call him that one more time i'm gonna lose my mind/shit cause it honestly just bugs me so much and annoys me i know it shouldn't cause it's a small little nit pick thing that doesn't matter at all but it does to me because i just keep seeing everyone continue to call Ethan Erica Rory and Sarah by their names but not Benny so it really feels like to me that everyone is calling him that on purpose/out to spite Benny fans like me by not paying attention to his character and ignoring him thinking that he's less important and doesn't matter that to them he doesn't even need an actual name cause why should he no one likes him um NEWS FLASH I DO plus it's not like it's written down somewhere that the character is called B man weir HIS NAME IS LITERALLY BENNY WEIR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE!!! i just want and wish people would include Benny's name in posts again to show that he matters in the world of mbav is that too much to ask for?!

Doesn't Ethan call him b man in the actual show?

If you have any ideas of fun little nicknames for Rory, Erica or Sarah, I'd be happy to hear them (Ethan is Eef in my heart, or e dee bean)

And calling Benjamin Middle Name Weir "b man" is not a form of malice to me. It's like calling bruce wayne "brucie" or Damian "dami" except in those cases, both characters seem to dislike that nickname very strongly.

[loving-august]

I am not sleeping until my fic shows up on tags

[meltwonu]

24. “Behave.”

31. “Don’t kink shame me.”

notes; usage of the term ‘master’, kitten-hybrid!reader, mild dirty talk, SOME SHY SEUNGKWAN!!🥺😭, but gettin the sofa dirty if ykwim heheh😗😏But also imagine being seungkwan’s kitten hybrid and then him being super shy cuz he’s never had to take care of a hybrid before but he wants to pamper you and take care of you but also being intimate with you is still a rly new thing for him!! but also him finding himself very much taking the role of ‘master’ 😭🥺🥺🥺 soft hours!! Anyway, thank you for requesting!! Enjoy! 💕

Vernon is the puppy hybrid that lives next door with his owner Joshua and periodically, he comes over to keep you company when Seungkwan is out running errands.

Seungkwan, at first, was surprised that you seemed to hit it off well despite Vernon being a puppy hybrid and yourself being a kitten hybrid but he couldn’t deny the weight that was lifted off of his shoulders knowing that you had easily made a friend.

“Vernon, don’t spill the juice on the rug again! Master’s gonna be mad!”

The puppy hybrid rolls his eyes at you, “Last time was an accident!”

You can only pout in return before you sit next to him on the sofa. Seungkwan had stepped out about an hour earlier to run some errands and you’d quickly asked if it was okay to invite Vernon over to which Seungkwan had agreed and left with only a quick pet on your head before he was out the door. “You know master likes to keep the place clean…” You mumble, “I don’t wanna get yelled at again…”

“Relax, I won’t make a mess. And anyway, Seungkwan’s a little too nit-picky about how clean this place is, let’s be real! Needs a little dirtying, y’know?”

“But he’s the master of the house! What he says, goes!”

Seungkwan blushes hard; cheeks blazing hot the longer he hears you talking to Vernon in the living room from where he stands in the entryway.

Did you always call him that when he wasn’t around?

He clenches his jaw, cock throbbing as his grip on the bag of groceries tightens. He even picked up your favorite dairy-free ice cream.

“Well, your master is a clean freak. Joshua-hyung always lets me make a mess!”

“Don’t talk about master like that! He knows I'm sensitive to dust ‘n stuff!”

Seungkwan exhales shakily as he quietly toes off his shoes and he braces himself to enter the living room where the two of you were.

The living room automatically goes quiet the second that he starts to shuffle down the entryway and Seungkwan quickly realizes he’s caught once Vernon and your eyes are on him.

“Um, I--I got ice cream?”

Seungkwan is tense. And so are you, for the matter.

Vernon eats two bowls of ice cream before he bolts from the table; grinning when he starts to slip his shoes back on. “Thanks for the ice cream! I’m gonna go eat with hyung now!”

You sit in silence at the dining table just as Seungkwan shows Vernon to the door, waiting in slight embarrassment as Seungkwan quietly walks back to the table. “Um…”

“Are you.. Mad?” You ask, voice small as you shyly avoid his stare.

“M-mad? Why would I be mad?” The pitch in his voice shifts higher and he mentally curses himself as he takes a seat across from you at the dining table. “It’s---uh, does… does anyone else know you call me that?” 

You nod slowly. “V-Vernon and--and Joshua... and, um, Wonwoo from the flower shop and--”

“Alright, okay! I… I see.” Seungkwan shifts in his seat, cheeks still on fire as you watch him.

“Do you like it… Master?”

Oh, fuck.

Seungkwan’s cock throbs as he exhales harshly, “Listen, don’t kink shame me. I didn’t t-think--”

“Let me make it up to you, master!”

“A-ah, master!”

You bounce in Seungkwan’s lap with his hands on your waist as he guides you. “Oh, g-god, kitten you feel so g-good...” His brows furrow as his own hips cant up to thrust into you, already close to cumming as he watches your cute and fluffy cat ears twitch atop your head.

Admittedly, being intimate with you was still something new to Seungkwan and he was still figuring out what you liked.

Mewling, you swivel your hips; body filled with warmth as his fingertips massage your skin. “Oh, m-master, I--I wanna cum, pl--please… You f-feel too good!”

“Behave, kitten. Be good and, ah, hold off a--a little longer…” He grits out, already on the edge of an orgasm himself when your walls clench tight around his cock.

The two of you fall into a rhythm as Seungkwan fucks up into you and you slam down onto him; thighs trembling when you start to get tired. “M-master, I--c-can we s-switch places? My legs ‘r t-tired...” You utter quietly.

Seungkwan smiles up at you, nodding as he helps you off of his lap and helps you ease onto your back onto the sofa. “Better, kitten?”

You nod happily, tail swishing from the side as Seungkwan slides his cock back into your tight warmth. “Ah, kitten, I don’t think I--I can last much, hah, longer myself…”

“That’s---that’s okay! I wanna, mmh, feel m-master cumming inside of m-me…” Seungkwan can only groan in response as his eyes flutter shut and he starts to double his pace.

His moans mix with yours as he chases his pleasure and he can barely utter a single word before his hips are stuttering and he’s cumming inside of you; you sweet voice working him through his high. “Ngh, your cock is s-so big and--and hot cumming inside o-of me, master~”

You grin up at Seungkwan whose eyes are firmly clamped shut and his lips that are parted in a silent moan. 

“I’m suh--so f-full~” You whine, hips moving as Seungkwan continues to unload his cum inside of your warm cunt. 

His head feels fuzzy as the pleasure starts to ebb away and he feels his body start to relax again as you clench around his sensitive cock. “Ah, k-kitten...” He mumbles. 

“Yes, master?” Seungkwan licks his lips; a slight chuckle floating past as he slowly starts to slide his cock from inside of you. “You’re really milking it for what it is, huh?”

You immediately clench around the emptiness as a disappointed whine falls from your own pouty lips. “But my poor kitten still hasn’t cum yet, hmm? Should we fix that?” 

He slides from between your legs, onto the rug; kneeling as he parts your legs a little more before he makes himself comfortable on his knees. “Well?”

“Mmh, yes, please--please I want to c-cum!”

Seungkwan eyes your wet folds, grinning as he watches his own cum start to spill from inside of you. 

Leaning in, his tongue pokes out from between his lips as he starts to tease you; running his tongue from your leaking entrance to your swollen clit, repeating the same motion a few times as you cry out above him.

“I want you to cum on my tongue, kitten~ D’you think you can do that for me?” His voice is slightly muffled against your skin but your hands immediately lock into his hair as you grind against his waiting tongue. 

“Yes, master!” 

[seijorhi]

asks :)

Sorry for the delay y’all :) 

Been reading Bite The Bullet again and I was wondering if I could ask/thirst about which team members started pushing the line of what was appropriate and what they were doing when they did so? 👀 (sorry I'm a whore for Shiratorizawa)

Semi semi and Tendou for sure!! (and they definitely dragged Ushijima into it too). Thy’ve always been a little more ‘hands on’ with their manager. It’s a little bit possessive and born out of jealousy - especially at games and stuff, but also because they just... can? And what starts as a hug, kind of becomes a little less innocent when hand dips lower to rest on the curve of your ass (and they’ll play it off with a laugh when you squeak and flush if maybe they just happen to squeeze). It’s normal for you to come into the change rooms after practice because they just have to talk to you about something. About volleyball of course. They’ll forget it if they have to wait. And isn’t it your job to help them when they’re injured and sore? Because Semi’s back’s been twinging a nit and Tendou thinks he might have pulled a muscle in his leg? Maybe a massage might help? You’re such a good little manager for them!

And really, sometimes signals get so easily misread. With you on your knees, looking up at them with those wide, innocent eyes, who can really blame them for taking that next step? You never said no.

You didn’t say yes either.

Reading that Hitman!Iwa fic was like taking a shot of serotonin in my veins that was so wonderful!!!! Your writing is always so nice and always evokes a feeling of dread for reader yet I cant help but still love these creepy men !!! Please take all my love ❤️💞💓💗💕❤️💞❤️💗💕

Ahh thank you so much, bby!

OKAY correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the end of NFWMB (love you for that btw) kind of a happy ending?? like, when he 'coaxes you into a lingering kiss', I felt like that meant that you agreed to being kept by him?? am I reading this wrong??

either way, I looooved it and I literally jumped from joy when I got the notif you uploaded something because I have the biggest boner for iwaizumi lately and I adore everything you write!

So I guess it’s up to you to interpret the ending how you want to? The reader is crying at that point (When he comes home, his shirt flecked with blood, his hands still dripping with it and coaxes your stricken, tear stained face up into a lingering kiss...) but how you want to interpret that crying - relief, being overwhelmed with the whole situation, fear, whatever - is totally up to you :)

so i read the iwachan hitman au (i love it great job fantastic beautiful✨) and i keep thinking of a scene where iwa gives you the same cookie you gave him and be like look! remember when you gave me this cookie? that's when i fell in love with you <3 all you can think about is how you wish that business man threw that coffee at you instead of iwa saving you -@shamelessaizawaslut

I mean nobody really wants hot coffee thrown at them, but yeah, I get your point. I think the reader would also regret being so nice (maybe if you hadn’t have smiled, or didn’t offer him the muffin and the cookie the next day, maybe he would have walked away) - all the internalised victim blaming :(

but sdfgjkjgfgh thank you!!

Listening to NFWMB & From Eden while reading Hitman Iwa 👌👌👌👌👌

Yaaas! I’m still such a whore for Hozier and these songs are MOOD!

I WILL BE UTILIZING THE FACT THAT SUGGESTIONS ARE OPEN AND I AM SUGGESTING A PART 2 FOR FOR NOTHING FUCKS WITH MY BABY

😉

Out of the yandere haikyuu boys, who do you think would enjoy a submissive darling? Like they're naturally very compliant and since most of them are basically made up of muscle they're just scared of them and just becomes very obedient.

Hmm, tbh I think a lot of them would but Ushijima is legit top of that list. That man wants to come home, give you a look (which is gonna basically be his normal face because that man does not emote) and have you on your back with your legs spread so he can breed you like the good little housewife you are.

Hi, are there things that you won't write? I've read the rules but there are no exceptions, so I'm wondering if you have forgotten to update or if you are really alright with anything?

👀what kind of fuckery are you gonna send me?? My rules say that i don’t do beastiality & watersports - those are my hard no’s. I don’t like to write anything gory/super heavy on abuse, but for most things I’m open to considering it (also sometimes you don’t realise you’re not cool with something until you see it if that makes sense? 

during quarantine? i’ve started reading fanfics again after years and you were a huge reason i started again. You’re a really good writer with a dark mind, i love it!!

hey um i love you no biggie (but thank you!!!)

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhnnnffff at the "manager flees successfully (for now) from Inarizaki", I am just blown away, omg. i LOVED that idea and that their darling knew exactly when to better make a run for it. and their reactions in general after the night??? Holy fucking shit, yes. Thank you for the food, omg. Your writing and your mind are just something else, thank uuuu!!!!!!!!!

💕💕💕 Thank you!! I do love doing little drabble snippets for you guys!

Just wanted to remind awesome writers to rest, and if u don’t vibe with a request, feel free to not do it 💕 self > above all

I say these words like a mantra and they do not sink in but bby I’m trying so I think that should count for something. Also I love you and I’d die for you.

[alun-ura]

🌻🌻🌻

Send me a 🌻 and I’ll just tell you whatever the fuck I want

We have only one braincell and it can’t stop howling about Automata so I’ll take thREE OF YOUR THINGIes to just ramble about how the song Weight of the World destroys my soul and why I can’t stop crying about sad androids but it also heavy spoilers for Nier: Automata so idk man

First time you hear it is when you finish the first route / 2B’s route, and the song feels a lot like it’s from 2B’s perspective and gross sob as you learn more about her, that she is actually called 2E.

The official designation...is 2E. Number 2, Type E.

This is a specific model for Executioner,  it is shown in some side quest that there was another types among these and iirc the one you meet kills herself for nor being able to bear with the guilt of having to meet people / make friends and eventually having to kill them at some point. 2B's role though was to be sure that 9S wouldn’t find out about the truth behind the YoRHa, so she’d have to kill him every time he ended up finding out about it because of the natural curiosity programmed on his model/type.  

Tell me God, are you punishing me? Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistakes?

Even though she knew the truth about YoRHa simply for her model, and having to deal with 9S finding out about it - where there are times where he even learns the truth about her.

(9S speaks while struggling painfully.) 9S: Damn ...! 2B, why?! Why did you ...! Pod 153 (narration): A wide, white sword penetrates 9S's stomach. Pod 153 (narration): As delicate, red blood drips down him. (2B hides her pained feelings.) 2B: You attempted to access highly confidential information ... therefore ... 9S: B-But ... 2B ... T-Trust ... me ... Pod 153 (narration): 9S's vital signs begin to fade. Pod 153 (narration): Heart rate decreasing, body temperature declining, motor functions failing, pupils dilating. Pod 153 (narration): As every one of his parameters breaks down, he chokes out his final words. 9S: I-It hurts ... It ... h-hurt ... s ... (His heart stops, and there is the sound effect of a flatline beep.)

So 2B was bound to ALWAYS be partners with 9S, and ALWAYS have to kill him *muffled crying* thinking back that they are Androids so god knows how many times she had to do it.

2B: Kh ... ngh ... (Unable to bear it, 2B begins to cry.) Pod 153: Pod 153 to 2E. Pod 153: Proposal: Delete 9S's personal data and reinstall default personal data. 2B: This is ... too much ...

And :D

2B: No ... Enough already ... Pod 153: Proposal: Unit 2B should carry out her assignment. (The sound of a heartbeat stopping, and a flatline's beep.) 2B: I don't want to kill him anymore ...

But also :D

Pod 153: The Commander has already denied the mission cancellation request submitted 64 hours ago. (The sound of a heartbeat stopping, and a flatline's beep.) 2B: Why ... do I have to ... Pod 153: Unit 2B was chosen due to her ability to adapt to harsh environments as well as her combat capabilities. 2B: I'm not suited for this mission at all ... Pod 153: Negative. 2B: Someone ... help me ...

When the first route starts, you get to eliminate a target which ends up requiring 9S’s help, they are very formal / military-ish while talking then, but as it goes, 9S gets more :D with her as in.

9S: You know, ma’am. I’m glad you are here. 2B: Why? 9S: Scanners like me mostly work alone. Scouting enemy lines and all that? I don’t usually get a partner. It’s kind of fun! 2B: ...Emotions are prohibited.

This is something that I ended up wondering the first time I played it, because 9S at first is very friendly and excited to have a companion in a mission, and in general just very warm towards 2B while 2B is big ol’ “Emotions are prohibited” and tries to brush him off / don’t really care about his attempts on trying to be more intimate? with her.

9S: Hey, 2B? 2B: Yes? 9S: People that know me well usually call me Nines, so... 2B: ... Oh. 9S: So... What do you think? 2B: Of? 9S: I mean, if you wanna call me Nines, it’s totally okay. 2B: ... I’m good. 9S: Oh, um... Alright...

gently I’m not crying you are crying So because of the nature of their relationship, and because 2B knew the truth, and knew that she’d have to kill him again sooner or later.

9S: Watch out for hostile enemies, 2B. 2B: Roger that, Nine...ze. 9S: Huh!? Wait, what did you just say!? 2B: Roger that, 9S. 9S: Wait, no! That’s not what you said! You said “Nines”! Or at least something close to — 2B: Cut the chatter, and engage the enemy.

So her acting like this was a way to try and shield herself and not get attached once more and get hurt again when she has to kill him, but thinking through the game after you learn the truth about 2E, you look back on all the way she acts and how thorn she was through all of it and just pain.

2B: From the moment 9S gains illegal access within the Bunker, it becomes my duty to carry out his execution. 2B: It's a duty that I must repeat ... over, and over ... without end. 9S: I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel something special towards 2B. 9S: But that sort of thing isn't allowed for us YoRHa troops. (2B, with a hint of pain in her voice.) 2B: Over and over ... I continue to kill 9S with my own hands. 2B: And every time, it feels like a void within me deepens. 2B: I wonder ... if it's okay for me to hope ... 9S: For the day ... 2B: For the day ... 2B and 9S: When my sins can be forgiven.

And with things like this, how Weight of the World applies to it like,

I feel like I'm losing hope. In my body and my soul And the sky, it looks so ominous. And as time comes to a halt. Silence starts to overflow My cries are inconspicuous

2B was going through this for many, many years. iirc she, along with 9S. were the first androids to be properly made - where during her first time as 2B she already had to kill 9S for killing their creator. 2B was always at the price of either killing 9S, or letting all that she knew - all of YoRHa - fall. All the Androids, and possibly even the war against the machines before they knew that there was no proper war going on anymore.

Cause we're going to shout it loud Even if our words seem meaningless It's like I'm carrying the weight of the world

So by killing 9S, 2B was avoiding the truth and end of YoRHa every time - while fighting machines that mostly wanted to wipe Androids too. She was fighting against both sides, while often being confronted with the fact that some Machines felt things too and didn’t even want to fight or were harmful at all, but she was still a soldier.

I wish that someway, somehow That I can save every one of us But the truth is that I'm only one girl

This wasn’t just about her and 9S, cause not killing him would lowkey just be treason, but saving all the YoRHa androids of this fate and lies behind it, and all the other common androids from also YoRHa’s fall and machines, /and/ the machine lifeforms that weren’t connected to their network and had a mind of their own. Because she knew the truth behind all of it and still couldn’t do a thing to even save herself or the most important person to her.

Maybe if I keep believing my dreams will come to life

I’m not even gonna get too much into the philosofical side Automata and how we see both androids and machine question things like their existence, reason and God™️

This is my redemption song I need you more than ever right now Can you hear me now?

But overall I think every one in this game suffers a whole fucking lot but I think none of them had it as hard as 2B, and by the end of the last route, when she finally dies due to a contamination spreading through all of YoRHa units. She meets A2 by the end, and offers her own sword to A2 - so she can keep 2B’s memories, and also end her before she goes corrupt by the contamination.

2B: Guess... This is it... (2B stabs the ground with her sword, offering it to A2.) 2B: These are... my memories. 2B: Take care of everyone for me... 2B: Take care... of the future... A2...

So yeah, 2B just wanted everyone to be good and nice and safe, and she couldn’t do that. She couldn’t save them, nor herself after trying to repair herself from the virus that was destroying her mind. She puts it on A2, the renegade YoRHa android and someone who knew all the shit behind YoRHa, that wouldn’t end up falling back on the cycle that was between those two. She honors what 2B asked of her, and proceeds to end her before she gets fully corrupted - while 9S is running to try and find 2B.

(A2 takes 2B’s sword, and proceeds to stab her with it.) 9S: 2B! 2B! 9S: 2B! Are you— (A wide, white sword penetrates 2B's stomach. As delicate, red blood drips down her.) 2B: Oh... Nines... 9S: This can’t... 2B... No... 9S: —A2! I’ll kill you!

:^) I’m not crying you are crying. This proceeds to 9S getting full blinded by rage and spending the rest of this route trying to kill A2 even though A2 is just trying to keep her promise with 2B, and try to save everyone, including 9S. This got into a biG RAMBLE SO I’m stopping here but *waggles hands* this and like, when you hear the chorus version of Weight of the World as if it’s all YoRHa singing, or when I got to hear the XIV version of it in the raid?? just watch how hARD I CAN CRY. Cause if this wasn’t painful enough, I’ll just leave this final bit here, when 9S finds a recording of 2B after she died.

2B: This is YoRHa unit 2B... 2B: If anyone’s listening to this, there’s something I need you to do. 2B: If you ever meet up with YoRHa unit 9S... 2B: I want him... I mean... 2B: I’m sorry. Please, just give him the following message: 2B: 9S... the time I was able to spend with you... It was like memories of pure light... Thank you... Nine...s.

[swearronchanel]

9.02

thoughts

- Fred fighting the temptation of sweets bc of lent is a mood LMAO

- I’m proud to say that this lent I will be giving UP! on school and life all together amen

- I guess I should also look up when lent starts this year LMAO

- Put that cig down Beatrix

- But talk about a LOOK 😍

- “The cheek of it!” Violet is always mad but it’s funny lmaoo

- Sister MJ saying the younger women are upset over the milk missing😂 you know she is too

- SHE REALLY DID CATCH THE THEIF LMAOO

- She’s itching, does she have nits too

- I like the pretty woman (1990) looking wig tho lmaoo, it was on tv last night and decided to get the same wig and go as Vivian for Halloween this year

- Fred is gonna sneak later and eat that cake isn’t he? 😂

- Trixie is already agitated bc she can’t smoke, like relax it’s been 2 minutes lmaoo

- Omg she left the little girl home alone

- LMAO Paul McCartney “he’s my 3rd fav beetle”

- I’m sorry but I don’t see the hype in dr turner 😂 maybe it’s bc he actually does look like Paul McCartney lol

- Who named Sgt Wolfe “Aubrey”??

- But um Ms Higgins is planning to go away with him? how SCANDALOUS 😂😂you go girl 

- LMAOOO Aubrey is the annoying girl in bitch perfect, cringe

- HE’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK REALLY?! Get outttt

- “If you’re not too busy with your pot plant” LMAO PHYLLIS IS REALLY THE QUEEN OF IDGAF

- Wow my stream is buffering lmao this is so corny 😭😭 rip iplayer that I can’t use anymore

- “Let’s all simmer down and put the kettle on” not now Valerie LMAO

- aww ms higgins, she looks so scared I feel bad

- Sister MJ😭don’t remind me about parents getting old and needing care

- I want more Phyllis backstory, she’s so interesting

- Trixie stress hula-hooping, I should pick that up that habit and TRY to trim this waist DOWN

- “Must be wonderful to be so saintly” LMAO Felt that Trixie, let them fall off their high horse😂

- But still I agree cigs are gross and smell like shit🤢

- Sister julienne is like uh let me go

- This actress reminds me a bit of Daisy from downton

- poor florie :(

- The nit picking seems redundant tho, wasn’t that sister winnie’s thing lmao

- Omg stop is Ms Higgins gonna cry 😭 my heart lmaoo she’s so nice I feel bad

- Millicent tho, talk about a mid century matronly name lmaooo😂

- LMAO shelagh is so confused rn, like ma’am she was interested in shagging your man

- Oh noo what’s wrong with her, liver disease ? Oh yea it is

- oof the sailor is gonna wake up with an infection too

- There’s a little America mention lol thanks for the shoutout Heidi, I dare you to write a storyline ft an American character

- Another look from Trixie ��� hate the bangs but the hair looks great otherwise

- “Addiction thrives in the shadows” my wise girl

- LMAO I KNEW FRED WAS GONNA SNEAK SWEETS LIKE A LITTLE RAT

- Angela and May😭too cute

- Aww Phyllis came to visit

- Oh no do not break Ms Higgins’ heart

- WAIT IM A DUMBASS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WHOLE TIME THOSE KIDS’ ARE TINA’S WOWWW I HATE ME

- this is why I shouldn’t live blog I miss things but also I am a certified dumbass Lmao

- BLOOD LETTING ouch, barbaric ass shit

- But SHES NOT GONNA DIE which is good!

- Oof gonorrhea

- “A burden? You’re my mum” 😭 my heart ugh, I just left my parents/home today and now I feel like I should call them

- Sister Francis joined at 17?!! Shitttt that’s so young I’m shook. I need more information

- “So you never uhhh?” LMAOO DONT ASK A NUN THAT SJSJJSKS

- if anyone tho..., I would guess sister J. She had her little man remember him in series 4, it was the late 20s or 30s right all shames out the window. I mean you can’t judge a book by it’s cover - at least look at my girl Phyllis 🤪 doing her duty on the home front with her military man during WWII LMAOOO

- POOR MS HIGGINS WOW I WOULD CRY IF I COULD, I FEEL SO BAD 😭😭

- I’ve wasted all my tears during my mini crisis this week bc I start my final semester of university tomorrow and am like wtf am I gonna do after LMAO

- Tina is not trying walk out now 🤦🏼‍♀️ cmon girl, think

- The flower freaking bloomed just to make this poor woman feel more sad

- Phyllis to the rescue with tea and comfort 😭

- Wow I feel heart broken and I’m single af LMAO ((No way in hell would I want sgt Wolfe but I’m EMPATHETIC OK))

- The Turner’s blue car is fire tho lol it’s so pretty

- What’s wrong with Tina oh noo

- “You take my strength” aww

- Ectopic pregnancy oh shittt

- It’s not funny at all but why do brits call surgery “theatre” LMAO operations are serious not a performance 💀😂

- Now sister J will change her mind about Trixie helping women get contraception, I’m betting $5

- Let her pray on it and watch

- I love sister MJ so so much. Judy is truly a gem 😭

- “I must accept the world as it, not as I wish it to be”

- Another LOOK from Ms Franklin 😍 I need to re create

- I KNEW IT!! SOMEONE BETTER SEND ME $5, Sister J came around

- Reggie sent Vi a card PURE😭

- Again, the buckles are adorable lol

- Aww Angela and May 😭😭

- THE TOAST PATRICK, SAVE THE GODDAMN TOAST

- Phyllis and Millicent ! FIRST NAME BASIS

- The duo we didn’t know we needed !

- “Life is not defined by what we let go, but what we let in” always on point Vanessa!!

- Teddy turner is so adorable, someone get this kid actor a baby gap contract swiftly

- And yet ANOTHER look from Trixie, we love to see it!

- Shelagh showing off her cards how pure

- SISTER MJ WITH THE FLOWERS UGH😭 my heart!!

[lexiy-dreyar]

Mehcanics birthday

words:1,466

tw:fluffyness

charaters: lucy heartfelia, natsu dragneel, xarana,lexiy,star and amaniz drayer, nkita monos and ???, void, chara, gem, frosghen,

Monos walking through the halls of the house when he walked by a calendar he noticed the words may on the top"hmmm.." He looked down at the marker "oh it may second ehehe my birthday is tomorrow!!" He cheers looking back at the calendar to see may 3 marked in stars handwriting he smiles "she remembered" he smiles looking down to see amaniz and nkita marked in may "oh amanizs birthday is 2 days after…." He looks down remembering his cousin "hmm uncle Monos are you ok?" Amaniz asked "huh yeah just remembering somethings...how about you" he chuckles petting the young girls head "your gonna be 6 in a few days…..well technically 16 you excited?" He smiles as her "yeah I guess so…..do you think moms ok?" She fiddled with her hands "yeah her and void woke up and are safe in the hospital your mom will be discharged tomorrow and void will be discharged 3 days be your birthday" he crouched down to match her hight "...and aunty star" she mumbled " well….. Were not sure yet she hasn't woken up yet but im sure shell be awake in time for nkitas birthday" he smiles standing up "now come on its getting late you have some training to do" he picks up the slightly dozing of girl "hmm"

-the next day-

Amaniz and nkita made their way to the hospital"hmmm.." Amaniz fiddled with her hands "hmm is something wrong?" Nkita asked looking down at his side, she shook her head no before slowly holding his hand "hey un-no big brother do you think uncle void will remember me" she asked softly "yeah im sure he wouldn't stop asking about you" he softly squeezed her hand "ama...i know you were scared...you dint have to act tough anymore... you're not like that dont be like your mother be you..ok?" He asked, hearing sniffling coming from her, he sighed softly picking her up "i-im not a kid" she sniffles. The bluentte shook his head no "but your still a child...you were aged up 10 years so you couldn't naturally change...thus your emotions were increased drastically to where you couldn't even control a small bit so dont worry about it ok?" He softly kisses her temple "hmm thank you big brother" she smiled softly "your welcome" he mumbled as they entered the hospital doors and headed up to the 4 floor

-one elevator ride later- 

"Here room 409" amaniz pointed as she was let down "hmm let's see if they're awake" nkita whispered gently knocking in the door "hello?" The two peaked in seeing lex staring out the window with a blank face void rambling to himself and star still under intensive care " mama!" Amaniz cried running over to lex tightly hugging her, crying into her chest "you're ok..' sniff' and your awake" she cried feeling a pair of arms wrap around her "hey there kiddo" lexiy whispered softly pulling her child into the bed leaning back slightly so they were both comfortable "aww that's so cute" void chuckled as he sat up "so babe what's up with you" void winked at nkita making the blue boy blush "iv told you to stop calling me that" nkita grumbled embarrassed "what oh come on you've gotta be kidding your my catch and im yours end of the discussion" void pouts acting like the little kid he is. Nkita shook his head in disappointment before hearing the room door open again "yo!" He heard the voice of his brother "oh hey Monos ho-" "There's the birthday boy!!" Void interrupted nkita "eh eh thanks dude" "no problem bro" the two laughed. 

Monos looked over to star his eyebrows burrowed seeing the wires and needless in her hurt him "hey there starshine how are you, sweetie?" He gently touched her cheek "I know you can here me and I'll be waiting for you ya know" he blushed slightly when her head tilted onto his hand. He smiled seeing a small smile on her face softly kissing her forehead "best present ever" he smiles "creep" nkita jabbed in "As if you have room to talk" Monos glared at his younger brother" are we getting me out of here or what" lex groaned "mom you still se-" "mom?!! No more mama?" Lexiy teared up "what did you do to my baby girl!" Lexiy cried hugging amaniz tighter crying crocodile tears "u-um I did nothing…" nkita void and Monos sweatdropped "nothing happened mom I just grew out of mama its kinda babyis-" the young wizard was interrupted by her wallowing mother "WHHHAAA" she cried making her daughter laugh at her antics "eh eh there we go..i missed your cute little giggles " lexiy smiled happily crushing her child "ack-..mom….cant….breaaathhh"  the brunette struggled her face slowly turning blue "ahh sorry!!" She let go "what no fair wanna go too" void pouted "sorry but your not quite healed yet for you to be up and drinking" nkita chuckled "fine baby you better bring me back cake" void snuggled into his blanket slowly passing out.

-meanwhile-

Xarna walked down the dark hallways "miss I'll be going now" she bowed "xarna...you remember your mission correct after all you do still want that happily ever after right" she could hear the voice smirk "y-yes I do" she stutters "good 433, gem frosghen go with her and send my happy birthday" the voiced ordered"yes ma'am" the cheery voice of the purple-head cheered "oh god gem stop doing that voice!" The pink frog groaned "oh shut it frosghen!" Gem pouted "we should get moving" 433 suggested as the 4 went on there way.

-scene skip-

"Ughhh can I open my eyes now?!" Monos groaned "nope keep them on bro!" Nkita chuckled as silence took over, only the wheels of the wheelchair could be heard "am I moving to slow mom?" Amaniz asked looking down at her mother as she pushed her around "im quite fine its ok amaniz" lexiy smiled "I hope to god there done by the time we get there" nkita grumbled "it's not to far see its right in front of us" amaniz pointed out "ok cool what is it?" Monos groaned "yoouuuullll see" nkita smirked evilly "creep" "oh shut it!!"

Nkita slowly opened the door and slowly left Monos' side "ehh kiki where are you...dont tell your planning on killing me now" he heard some heald in laughter before taking off his blindfold "SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONOS!" his friends cheered "aww you guys I thought I side no big party" he chuckled "as if we would go small" lucy smiled "now lets party!!!" Natsu cheered "yeah!!!" The guild said in unison,

They all laughed, and yelled and parted into the night

The party was slowly starting to die down. Monos went outside for a little fresh air "ahh man thises guys are the best" he chuckled taking a sip of his drink "are you having fun? Big cousin?" A voice asked him "huh whos there?!" He looked around "aww that's cold" the voice whined he continued to look around the frowned...but soon recognized the voice "no way...how your dead" he muttered softly "well I was...but I have been reborn... I will make you pay for what you and cousin nkita did to me! I thought you loved me!!" The voice cried "we do and we regret what we did but it was the only way to save you im sorry" he teared "if you want I'll make you a new body one so realistic no one's notice!!" He cried "we really miss you" he dried his tears "hmmmm no I already have a new body and they're oh so nice to have me in them I will get my revenge you've earned my mercy for now...but she hasn't she will pay for her sins" the voice grew demonic "but iv seem to overstayed my welcome ill see you both soon the game is on~" the voice faltered. Monis looks down at his drink "I hope to god im just tripping the 500-year war is not something that should happen again...ughhhh there goes my party mood...welp time to get dru-eh" he froze seeing a slightly levied chara " so she wishes to kill me as I did her huh...alright then" "chara please dont the last thing we need is all hell to break loose!" Monos warned her "just a few more people Monos-dear then we'll see the time if fate is nit something I can control….but I can ruin it now go enjoy your birthday" she smirked as she disappeared into snow like dust……."good god I need to get drunk" Monos sighed as he heads back in.

[imaginefan]

That Thing *Part 3*

Stephen Jameson X Reader Russell Kwon!Best Friend X Reader

Word Count: 941

Requested: Anon

Request: Please please part 3of that thing. Russell is your best friend and you have a thing for Stephen. He saves your life. He is knocked out and you are crying and saying you love him. You think Stephen is on conscious which he was but he still heard your words but could not answer cause he was so beat up. You confide in Russell how worried you are about him. Stephen brings it up to you somehow and you panic about what you said to him a few days ago or so.

*Part 2*

It wasn't meant to work out that way one minute you had your hands up the next you were knocked back and out of the way of gunfire, you didn't even know what force had pushed you back until the guns had stopped, you didn't move for a second, you had to make sure that the people that were shooting were actually gone when you sat up your eyes looked around until they fell on Stephen, things had changed for everyone and now The Founder was on the scene things were more dangerous than it's ever been for you.

You crawled over to his body, you put your hand out to shake him but thought better of it, instead you looked over your body you opened up his jacket to see that there was a bulletproof vest on underneath, that meant that he hadn't been shot but where he fell he had nit his head, you didn't even know what to do instead you grabbed your phone and dialled Russell's number "Russell I need your help!" You saif frantically as you started to wipe away the blood on Stephen's head. "Hey calm down what happened?" Russell asked. "Stephen saved me but he's hurt really bad and I'm not strong enough to get him back, he unconscious and he's breathing."You said as you leaned over him. "The people that were trying to hurt you are they gone?" He asked. "Um yeah they seem to be, I can't see them I waited for them to leave before I moved." You answered. "Alright TIM found you I'm going to get John and we're going to come and help you okay, you have to stay calm and make sure that you stay safe." He warned before hanging up the phone. You looked down at Stephen and tears began welling up again. "I'm sorry Stephen I... I'm supposed to look out for the people that I care about and love and now you might die, I don't even know how to help you." You said through tears as you slowly run your hands through his hair. "I know this probably means nothing to you but I really did- do love you." There was a distinct sound of someone teleporting in, you looked around and saw Russell and John. "It's alright we're going to get him back and we're gonna fix him up," John reassured you, you nodded stepping away allowing them to check him before they moved him. "Are you going to be okay to jump?" Russell asked and you nodded as you smiled waiting for them to leave before actually leaving yourself.

It was a couple of days later that Russell actually became concerned about you and decided to come to find you, you had managed to hide away and you had barely spoken to anyone "Hey (Y/N) how are you?" He asked and you looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "It's only been 2 days since we've spoken not much time for things to change." You muttered more to yourself an anyone. "I know but I'm worried about you." He informed you. "Yeah well, you should be worried about Stephen." You answered bitterly. "Like you are?" He asked. "Mmm." You hummed. "You know his Mum is here, she knows so much more about all of this than we do and she's going to make sure that he's okay." Russell smiled as he sat next to you and you leaned over resting your head on his shoulder. "Well, none of this would have happened if it wasn't for me." You answered he heard your voice shake so instead of talking he wrapped his arms around you and let you try to relax into his he didn't really want you to think about it too much and with him around maybe you could get some sleep.

A couple of days later Stephen woke up, it was at some point during the night and he remembered everything that you had said to him, he really needed to talk to you, he knew it either really late or really early but he could hear someone moving around outside and he was sure that they could point him in the right direction, slowly he got up testing his legs before he started out of the room, to his surprise it was you that was milling around out there. "Shouldn't you be sleeping?" He asked a small smile on his face as you seemed to jump. "Stephen?" You asked as you turned around and smiled when you saw him but then you frowned. "Should you be up?" "I wanted to talk to you." He answered and you looked at him. "Me?" You asked. "You said something." He said and your eyes widened. "You should forget about that." You ordered and he frowned. "Why?" He asked, "it seemed like you meant it." "But you have other people in your life." You answered and he frowned. "No one that I feel like that about." He said "no one except you." "M-me?" You asked. "You keep asking that but I think your the only person that is up this late." He joked and you looked at the floor. "Early." You corrected. "Early then, what do you say shall we give this relationship thing a try?" He asked. "We may not have much time so I want to show you how I feel." "Okay, but please can we just sit down you're worrying me." You confessed and he laughed gesturing the sofa where you could both sit down where you both ended up falling asleep for everyone to find hours later.

Requests and general question!

[latchingontoallofyou]

DWTS Premier- day after live blog

Since I didn’t watch last night, I promised to give my “Live blog” as I watched today. If you care to read what I thought, feel free. 

Opening number:

Starting with an interview, this is odd. Really, let’s play the Hannah is single from the get go. I love Kel so much! Whoa, that mirrorball opening this was trippy. I love when the pros open the dancing. Oh, Tom and Erin, I’ve missed you! I really hate this lets not say who they are dancing with and make everyone come in by themselves. They should never do that again. This is quite the process to get started. I think I like the set. It’s very shiny.

This judges twist: I’m guessing they get to save a dancer. Que the eye roll.

Hannah: This is the most of the Bachelor/ Bachelorette I’ve ever seen. That was the most unenthusiastic hello ever. Gosh I love Alan so much! She smiles a lot. I don’t like her costume. She was off timing with her arms a few times. Her movements just seem slow and small. The moves she knows, she hits sharply though. Not bad for the first dance. I think they could go on to do well. Let’s not play the showmance and I’ll be good with them staying for a while.

7,7,6

Kel: I freakin love Kel! Always have. Bringing good burger, love it! I love the reaction. I’m also glad she has someone I like again. Sliding down his tongue. I kinda love their costumes. Opps, missed hands twice in a row. So serious faced. Is he chewing gum? That wasn’t great but I still enjoyed it. I’m looking forward to more from them. Stay around long Witney and Kel! He is really listening to the judges. I like that. And man, those gems on Witney’s lips have to be uncomfortable.

6,5,5

HEY BOBBY! Love that man’s smile!

Kate: I never watched the office…. Pasha, a new cutie. Nice dimples on him. That was the shortest segment. Weird opening to the dance. She almost forgot to take off her costume. She struggled at the beginning. She seems to be almost slipping around on the floor. She’s did well in some spot, struggled through others. I think she’ll do well as the weeks go on. I love that the judges complimented Pasha too. One thing about costumes, why is she in blue and he’s in red? They just don’t really go…

5,5,5

I just love how everyone keeps mentioning that it’s been a year. Maybe they’ll learn and not do that again.

Lamar: I heard this one was bad… Don’t know him. Nice slow clap Peta. She shoots, she scores! He makes her look so tiny and she’s really not that tiny. Oh boy. I like his costume. Oh, so slow! He arms aren’t bad. Those kicks lol. He’s leg don’t need to be flexible for basketball. I mean, it really wasn’t great but knowing what the scores were, I didn’t think it was that bad. Poor guy looks horrified. Carrie Ann, good for you for being kind and really complimenting him. He did the best with what he could.

5,3,3 (Way too harsh!)

Bobby Bones! (If only I could write it like it say it) I’ve missed him on my TV.

Lauren: She’s so sweet and I love her already. I don’t even like country music. But like, why Gleb! Anyone but Gleb! He’s my least favorite male pro. Maybe she’ll take him though. Wow, go girl! She hung right in there with the ladies. She’s acting the part and doing the steps so well too! Weird song for her but it works. That was so short! She did great though! I can’t wait to see more of her. Very well choreographed Gleb.

7,6,6

I saw Kym and MumI!

Christy/ Sailor: Poor Christy! So sad for her but so happy her daughter could replace her. Such a sweet simple meeting. Ah, her excitement over the song. So cute! Aw, Val! He’s so distraught. So amazing that Sailor took over. She’s so beautiful nit like in a normal looking person type way. They are so sweet to each other.  Oh she looks so gorgeopis! Three days and she dances like this! Wow. She’s going to thrive as the season goes on. She’s really jolding her own. And she looks like she is having the time of her life! I love it! I think I’m the most excited for them so far. I loved that she went to her Mom at the beginning of the dance and then the kiss and cry after. Amazing job. Lol, she looks taller than Val. Could just be the hair.

Wow, the worst break the doctor had ever seen. Poor girl! She should have a sling on to hold it elevated!

6,6,6 (I would have liked a 7 or two. I thought it was better than Hannah)

Karamo: Never watched this show either but I think I want to… just need some time… He just looks like so much fun! I am so glad he got Jenna! They are going to be so fun to watch together, like Jenna and Adam. That was the shortest video again. Kill it you two. Haha, there is the camera mess up. So embarrassing for whoever that was. They are killing this, and they just look so good. He’s having a blast! That was so fun! He did really well too. They could do really well too. Can’t wait to see more of them, without the camera mess up.

6,5,6

And I already want to tell Len to shut up! Remember, they are just learning to dance. How can you expect them to have every piece perfect already! You trained for years so you don’t know how hard this is for them so shut up and stop being so grumpy. Yes, idealistically, the dancers need to be able to do all things but why be so angry week one when the can’t? Ok, end of rant, for now at least. Back to the show.

Ray: He’s handsome and he just looks like a good man. He looks so happy to see Cheryl. It’s so sweet.  I always have mixed feelings when she comes back but I’m glad she did. Um. Nice little solo there. Those facials were creepy. He danced better on his own but he’s hanging in there. Stand up a little more Ray. Ok, yea, that was kind of creepy but that may have been thanks to the song… Not my favorite but not horrible. He seemed to be having so much fun. Good for him.

5,5,5

Mary: She’s beautiful! 75  and a half… I love it! What a personality. She is so sassy and she’s gonna be so fun! I love how he said, “you got some good rhythm” and she just goes “I’m black” lol. Brandon, love you too. We get to see so much of personality in the video. He’s leading her so well and she looks so elegant. She’s moving well. He arms could be a bit sharper bit She did well. They are so fun. Carrie Ann is being so sweet, and Len can’t stand it. Lol, Len saying they are the same age and she asks him if he’s 75 and a half and he’s just speechless!

6,5,6 (I love how excited she is about her scores. You can tell she is loving every part of being here)

Ally: She’s so tiny. There was no doubt she’d get Sasha (eye roll) Love her brutal honesty about not being flexible. Where was the package. Nice solo to start but that was girl group dance moves. She has a lot of energy, but Sasha brings that out in all of his partners. I’m not even sure what this dance is supposed to be. Oh, she missed timing and spacing towards the end there. Sasha’s fighting Len already. Len, I actually agree with you for once tonight. More like a Beyoncé dance, not ballroom. No real connect to them at all for me. Sasha has a pink snakeskin jacket, lol

5,5,6

Oh, I just saw Andrew East, but I didn’t see Shawn. I knew they were both there thanks to Instagram.

Sean: I have no feeling about him other than I wish he would have got someone else besides Lindsay because I just love her so much and I don’t want her to go out early like I expect him to. Not sure who I would want him to have otherwise. Maybe Cheryl (sorry Cheryl). Having trump say to vote for you probably isn’t going to help him… pre preschool level dancer lol, oh Linds. That shirt is just awful! He really is bad! He put effort in. This is kind of scary! I still love you anyway Lindsay. At least he seems like he had fun. Bruno couldn’t even talk about the dance. He was stuck on the bongo playing. I really don’t need him to go on past next week. Best comment from Carrie Ann “You were off beat most of the dance” love it!

4,4,4 (how did that get 4s and Lamar got two 3s?)

I love that no one has to go up those awful steps after their dance for interviews. So much better. And maybe we’ll get cool videos from the pros and stars from there.

James: Yes for brunette Emma! I hope she keeps her hair brunette. It breaks up all the blonde. I have no clue who he is either but he’s handsome. Oh my gosh, his kids are so adorable! All those blonde curls. Emma’s reaction is priceless. They are going to be a fun partnership too. Um, best solo part of the night. She looks gorgeous! Strong frame James. Sharna said that he reminds her of her James, and I agree. She just looks almost like a natural. Wow! That was just awesome. He’s definitely a front runner.

7,7,7

Overall, it was a good premiere. I still miss Sharna and Artem. I miss seeing their beautiful faces. I’m happy the good band is back. One of the band members has Sharna’s hair…I like the new ballroom layout. They are going to be a fun cast. I think Sean might go home at the end of next week but maybe Lamar. I’m ok with either.

I missed live blogging with you all last night, but I will be back to it next Monday, Lord willing. In the meantime, here to actually getting pictures and videos throughout the week.

[swaysfrederic]

Auston Matthews - What is Love?

request: yes or no

Can you just do an angst with Auston??💜😚

A/N: I am so sorry this is late. I have been really busy with school. I actually got this idea from a song that I heard, but I can’t remember the name of it. I hope you enjoy! 

Warnings: There is one curse word and some shitty writing. 

Summary: You're in love with Auston and you never realized he’s been using you due to being so in love. Until you're faced with something you didn't want to see. 

You had met Auston when you first moved to Toronto. You had bumped into while you were trying to move into your new apartment. He offered to help you take your boxes up to your apartment and you took him up on it. You both really hit it off and soon became really good friends. You found out he lived three stories about you. Soon, you befriended some of the other Maple Leafs and were always over at Auston’s hanging out with them. It didn’t take you long to fall in love with the very talented Maple Leaf. And 2 years later, nothing much has changed. 

You never really knew if Auston liked you back. You both flirted with each other and were always acting like a couple in public. You were always there for him when he needed it. You also helped keep his fridge stocked while he was gone, kept his apartment clean, and you were always there in the middle of the night to pick him up when he was drunk. You would go out of your way to make sure he had everything he needed. You're friends were constantly telling you that something was off about the whole thing but you loved him and you were going to do all it took to make sure he was happy. 

You were constantly having that internal battle on deciding if you should tell him how you felt or not. You were practically a couple, people were always assuming you were. But right when you would decide to tell him, you would see him with another girl. It hurt a lot. You would try and distance yourself from him to try and to get over him but you would come right back to doing everything he needed get done. It was a constant cycle, of heartbreak. 

The last couple of months have been great. Auston had dropped all of the girls to hang out with you. He would turn down going to guys not out to go to dinner with you. It was perfect, you finally felt happy. You decided that you were going to tell him how you felt. You took the elevator up to his floor and slowly walked to his door. You knocked several times and no one answered. You knew he was here because to was his off day. You took out your key and unlocked the door. You really wish you would've just kept knocking because what you found was something that would break your heart forever. Auston was half naked on top of some blonde girl that you were pretty sure he has been with before. 

“Oh I’m so sorry.” You were shocked at the sight in front of you.

“Y/N? It’s not what it looks like.” Auston said while scrambling to get of the girl

You just looked at him. “You don’t need to explain anything. It’s not like we’re a couple. Um I’m just gonna leave. I’m sorry I interrupted.” 

You turned around so fast you were surprised you didn’t get whiplash. You made it out the door without shedding a tear but once you got into the elevator the dam broke. You were so sure that he liked you back. You were practically dating these past couple of months. 

As you were walking out of the elevator, you bumped into a solid chest. “I’m sorry.” you sniffled

“Y/N? What’s wrong? Why are you crying?” You looked up and noticed that you had bumped into Mitch

“Oh nothing, you know all these allergies.” Mitch gave you a really look. You sighed “Can you come to my apartment so we can talk about it in private?”

“Yeah of course.” Mitch replied

You both silently walked back to your apartment and as soon as you both sat down on the couch, you told Mitch everything. You tried to hold in your sobs but the main in your chest was just to powerful. Mitch held you and told you that everything was going to be okay. 

“I was just so sure he liked me back. He had changed so much over the past few months.” you told Mitch after you had stopped crying.

“Y/N can I tell you something and I really hope this doesn’t change anything between me and you.” Mitch looked at you nervously. 

“Yeah and I cherish our friendship to much for something like this to change.” You reassured Mitch. 

Mitch gave you a small smile and looked at you sadly. “I think Auston has been using you. You would do everything for him and I think he was taking advantage of it. The guys and I were trying to tell him to stop but he didn't see what the problem was. I am so sorry Y/N.”

You were shocked and even more heartbroken. You should've known that a guy like Auston would never like a girl like you. You felt so stupid and used. You looked at Mitch and gave him a small smile, “I’m not gonna lie this hurts but I’m not blaming you or the guys. This is his own fault. Thank you for being here for me.” Mitch left after a while and you were back to being by yourself. You made a promise to yourself that you were never going to be the girl that would be their for Auston like before. You were going to get over him no matter how much it hurt. 

You haven't talked to Auston in weeks. The first week, Auston would call and text you, asking if you wanted to hangout or go to one of his games. You left him on read and unanswered. It took every ounce of power you had not to answer or reply. The second week, the messages changed to worry. He was constantly asking what he did wrong and why weren't you answering. You were determined to get over him and not fall for this “friend” act again. 

You were sitting on your couch watching Parks and Recreation when you heard a knock on you door, Not thinking you got up and opened the door. It was Auston, you tried to shut it back but his hand stopped the door from closing. You looked at him annoyed. 

“What do you want Auston?” Seeing him has opened up the gaping whole that was slowly closing. 

“So you are alive.” He ignored the question you just asked.

“Yeah, why wouldn't I be alive?” You were now getting annoyed. Here you were being sad and Auston was just acting so nonchalant. 

He looked at you shocked. He figured you’d be really happy to see him, give him a giant hug. “Why haven't you been answering my calls or texts? I don’t understand what I did wrong. We were fine and all of a sudden you are ignoring me.” 

You started to laugh, “You are so clueless. Auston I’m not ignoring you, I’m getting over you.”

“What do you mean getting over me?” You could have swore you saw hurt in his eyes when those words came out but if you did it went away fast. 

“You really wanna know why? Auston, I have been in love with you since the moment I saw you. I have done every single thing that you asked me to do for you. I have cooked, cleaned, and shopped for you. You needed me to pick you up at 3 am, I was there.I was there when you needed someone to talk to. I did everything for you. Only for me to get told that after all of this flirting and acting like a couple, you were using me. I was finally going to tell you how a truly felt, the day I walked in on you and the girl. And honestly I really glad I did, it saved me a lot more heartbreak.”

Auston stood with his mouth opening and closing, nit knowing what to say. “Y/N, I don’t know what to say. I didn’t know you felt that way. You're friendship means everything to me”

You laughed , “Well thats rich being that you used me. Everyone knew how much I liked you, well loved. The worst thing is, is that I’m still in love with you.” You were done with him. 

“Y/N I’m sorry. How can I fix this?” Auston said in a rush

“I don’t think you can Auston. Maybe someday we can be friends again but I juts don’t think I can for give you for this.”

“Y/N c’mon I’m sorry. Please don’t do this.” Auston pleaded, tears starting to role down his cheeks 

“Goodby Auston.” You slowly shut the door. Auston started to beat on the door begging you to give him another chance to make everything right. You leaned your back against the door and slid down to sit on the floor. You began to sob at how sad he sounded. Eventually his pleading stopped and you assumed he finally gave up. It was going to take some time but you knew deep down that this was the best thing for you. Maybe one day, you and Auston could be friends again. 

I’m gonna be honest I feel like this was pretty shitty as well. I don’t even know what’s going on. 

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How to get rid of lice with tea tree oil (instead of insecticide)

I thought perhaps lice would not be such a problem right now because of COVID-19, but a reader just let me know today that she’s been fighting a persistent case with her daughter who is doing in-person classes. So, here’s a reminder about how you can effectively (and cheaply) get rid of lice without using RID or NIX.

I know lice are a super unpleasant subject, but if you’ve got school-age kids, pin this for future use.

As you may remember, in the summer of 2014, all four of my kids got head lice.

It was, um, not my favorite thing ever.

At first when it happened, I was all, “OH MY GOSH THE SKY IS FALLING! MY CHILDREN HAVE BUGS LIVING ON THEIR HEADS. GIVE ME THE DRUGS.”

So, as my pediatrician directed, the day the infestation was discovered, I:

bought eleventy-kazillion dollars worth of Nix

treated the kids and Mr. FG and myself

washed everything in the house

put stuffed animals in the freezer

generally ran myself ragged

I might have cried too.

(No, I definitely cried.)

The pediatrician said that Nix would kill the bugs, and we’d just be left with nits to pick.

(Haha.  I put “just” and nit-picking together in a sentence.  There is no “just” about nit-picking!)

But a few days of nit-picking later, straggler bugs remained.  They seemed a bit dazed, to be sure (not lightning fast like healthy lice), but still.

Live bugs.

Gah!

So then my ped called in a prescription for Sklice, a newer and super effective med that truly does kill not only the lice but the eggs (nits) as well.

This stuff is amazing, but awfully expensive, especially when you have multiple heads to treat ($50 x 4 adds up fast.)

I applied the Sklice, but kept nit-picking all of my kids for two weeks, just in case the Sklice somehow missed zapping an egg.

This was exhausting, tedious work, and I wished dearly that I could just give all my kids buzz cuts.

(More crying may have happened.)

Anyway, eventually everyone was clear, thanks to the Sklice and my nit-picking.

But then one of my girls got lice again, I think from some friends accidentally passing it around.

This time, I was much more calm.

(Basically, no caps lock is necessary to describe the second infestation version of me.)

I knew I could call the pediatrician and get some Sklice, but since I knew more about how lice worked by then, I felt pretty confident that I could get rid of them without the heavy duty stuff.

So, here’s how we got rid of lice with tea tree oil and conditioner.

1. Cover hair in conditioner/tea tree oil mixture.

I took cheap conditioner (Suave is fine), mixed a little tea tree oil in, and saturated the wet hair with it.

The idea here is to completely cover every strand of hair with this so that the lice are immobilized.

Use a liberal hand and then some.

2. Comb through hair with a nit comb.

Next, you take your nit comb and comb through all of the hair, small sections at a time, while the conditioner/tea tree oil is still in the hair.

This way you will easily catch any live bugs and remove them from the scalp.  They are very, very easy to see against the white conditioner.

An additional benefit is that the conditioner and oil make the nits much more likely to come off onto the nit comb.

(The lice glue their eggs to the hair strands, which is why they are so hard to remove.)

Basically, you just run the comb through a small section, and the comb will pull a bunch of conditioner off the hair.

Scrape the conditioner off into a small bowl (you can wipe it between every sections if you are really devoted. I was not.), check it for bugs/nits, and keep repeating until you have the whole head combed.

3. Rinse and repeat every other day.

Then you can rinse the hair off and repeat the process every other day until you’re consistently seeing no nits in the conditioner.

I ended up with two types of combs, and between these two, the purple one worked way better.  I hear that the best thing is a high-quality metal nit comb, but the purple plastic one was definitely the best of these two.

The first time I did this treatment, I snagged all of the live bugs and most of the nits.

The next time, I got more nits and also a nymph, and from then on, I found just a few more nits and no more hatchlings, and then finally, we had a nice string of clean combing sessions.

It IS slightly scary to not be putting any lice-killer on the hair, but I felt less nervous once I realized how well this worked.

This is really important to understand:

Even if I did miss a nit or two, and those nits hatched, it was going to be quite a simple matter to catch any of them before they reached reproductive age.

Why?

The conditioner/oil immobilizes them and that pretty much guarantees that they’ll get caught in the comb.

Also!

This is SUCH an easy way to tell if any other kids in the house are infested.  If you have a fresh infestation, there will be live bugs, and they are super super easy to see when you do the conditioner/comb combo.

The first go-round with lice, I treated everyone in the house blindly without actually knowing if everyone had lice.

(SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!! mode, and all that.)

But the second time around, I did the conditioner/tea tree oil thing on all of the kids and was able to confirm that only one kid actually had lice.

It has now been 9 months since I used this combo on my kid’s lice-infested head, and there has been absolutely no recurrence, so I know this really did work!

4 Reasons This is Superior to Commercial Treatments

1. It’s cheap.

Nix, Rid, and Sklice are all pretty pricey, and the priciness really adds up if you have a bunch of heads to treat.

But conditioner is only a few dollars, as is tea tree oil, and you can do tons of treatments with just a bottle of each.

2. There’s nothing iffy in it.

Sklice is supposed to be quite safe, and some of the other treatments are a synthetic concoction made to imitate a substance from chysanthemums, so it’s probably not the worst thing in the world.

Still, the directions on Rid and Lice say not to do too many treatments in a row, which gives me pause.

Plus, that stuff is awfully hard on scalps…when we used it on our heads, even those of us with no lice had itchy heads for a good week.

(This will freak you out no end when there are lice in the house.)

I felt much better about putting conditioner and tea tree oil on my child’s head, that’s for sure.

3. It works better than Rid and NIX.

Unfortunately, some lice have become resistant to these classic insecticides, which means you can put all of that on your kiddos’ heads and still be dealing with live bugs like we were.

Once I did the initial comb-through with the conditioner/tea tree oil, though, I got all of the mature bugs in one fell swoop, which is WAY more than I can say for Rid and Nix.

4. It’s WAY easier than dry-hair nit-picking/combing.

Trying to find each nit by hand in a headful of dry hair is so tedious. And nits cling to hair like crazy.

I found it to be far simpler to use the comb in a head of conditioned/oiled hair, and since the oil/conditioner loosens the nits, they come off so much more easily.

Downsides

There are just a few downsides to the conditioner/oil method, but they are not enough to sway me back into the insecticide camp, especially because they are only downsides when comparing my way to Sklice.

1. You have to keep doing this every other day until the head is clear.

This isn’t EXACTLY a downside, because unless you’re using Sklice, which does kill nits, you are supposed to keep nit-picking every day until the nits are all gone.

I did dry nit-combing and picking during our first go-round and I am here to tell you that the conditioner/comb method is way, way, way less frustrating, and I found it to be more effective.

So, given the choice between nit-picking every day and conditioner/tea tree oil combing every other day, I would pick the latter every single time.

2. This method doesn’t kill anything.

I don’t consider this to be a downside, given that some of the insecticides we tried didn’t kill the bugs either!

And unless you have Sklice, the insecticide you use isn’t going to kill the nits anyway (only the live bugs, and that if you’re lucky), so you still have to get them out of the hair somehow.

So, this, “Oh no! I’m not zapping any of the bugs!” thing is really more of a mental block to get over, I think.

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Well.

I dearly hope that none of you ever need this information, but I’m putting it out there because it really was a lifesaver for me.

I mean, I’m not at all hoping for another lice infestation, but armed with this method, I’m not nearly as terrified as I used to be.

Supplies

Here’s a highly recommended nit comb.

Here’s the Suave conditioner we used, but any inexpensive conditioner should do the trick.  Just get a lot of it so that you can generously cover the hair.

Here’s a tea tree oil similar to what we used. You don’t need a super expensive variety.

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P.S. Sonia would like you to know that she merely modeled for these pictures, and that she does not have lice.

P.P.S. If you found this post via a google search and your kids currently have lice, ALL OF THE SYMPATHY to you.  Hang in there, and give this method a try!  It’s gonna be ok.

P.P.P.S.  If I had it to do over again, I wouldn’t drive myself nuts by washing/freezing/disinfecting my whole house.  The important thing is to get the children’s heads treated.  If you do that, you should be good to go.

P.P.P.P.S. If you have any questions, let me know in the comments!

P.P.P.P.P.S. Here’s why you don’t need to panic about super lice.

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[stardust-revengers]

Having twin boys with Sam prompt, maybe up to u luv. Ly girl cause u amazing darling

Thank you sm omg😭💞❤️🌹✨I decided to do a hc cuz this needed to be done asap I loved it sm I hope you are not disappointed plus I’m doing imagine over Thanksgiving but I had to thi now :’)-Getting pregnant from Sam was an accident -of course you guys talked about having kids but you thought more into the future you were only 21 now,sams acting career just got off the ground and you were still in school-You started to think of other options but then crossed those out because you just couldn’t bring yourself to ever do that -you were starting to doubt weather or not to tell Sam what he would think if he would leave you or not -but you knew he loved you and you loved him so there is nit much to say about that -taking the test you thought about doing something cute to surprise Sam so you went to target to get a tiny baby outfit and the test in a box covered in wrapping paper and a bow ready for Sam u till he gets home-Sam would come home Getting your message asking you what’s so important -he would see you sitting there alone in the house with a dead look on your face your face kinda puffy from crying -sam would immediately jump to your side and ask what’s wrong -you Sousa just hand him his present waiting for his reaction -he would stare at it then open it carefully -sams face would be filled with shock whole pulling out the outfit and the positive pregnancy test-“….”-“luv what is this”-“surprise…”-you would see his face and realize he is in too much shock you think he is just gonna fun off and leave -you started talking none sense like “if you are nit ready I’ll do it myself and I know your career is lifting off the ground and you are busy and I can be a single mom I’m sorry Sam-“-he would just cut you off with a kiss and a “I’m nit going anywhere”-when you guys go to find out the gender nit only do you find out there is a boy but not one but two-You would look over at sam to see him actually shaking-“twins,,,?”-“guess twins run in the family”you tried to joke to calm him down-sam would faint straight up faint -when he woke up he would be All “love I had a dream where you were pregnant with twins! AND BOYS!!-and yiu just look at him like “sam div it’s nit a dream”-he’d look at your baby hump, to you,to the doctor and then just pass out again:’)-But the first things sam would do is figure out names just like -“sam jr”-“oh hell no”-“harry?”-“um?,,,”-“Patrick”?-“we’ll ,,,”“TOM”-“ANYTHING BUT TOM”(This was fun to write omg I hope you like it I know it’s not a full on imagine but I needed this to be done right away I loved the idea so much so I did this I hope you enjoy luv😭💞💞💞)

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VirgilxPatton RP p3

anonymous asked: -Morning- Patton wakes up, he stretches, groaning. His ass sore from last night. He sees the crystals and is again happy that his magic worked.

Virgil is still asleep, curled up; like. A. Cat.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him, kissing his cheek, before getting up, getting dressed and going downstairs to make breakfast for him and Virgil

Virgil wriggles, shifting onto his back, hanging his arms. Like👏a👏cat!

anonymous asked: O👏К👏 Patton soon comes back with breakfast, "Virgeey!"

🐈*snickers* Virgil was still napping away happily.

anonymous asked: Patton gently shakes him

Virgil wakes up screaming.

anonymous asked: Patton takes a step backwards "Virge?"

Virgil pants, glaring at Patton. “Don’t ever do that!! Never ever!!” he yells, clearly panicking.

anonymous asked: "Ok, I'm sorry, I won't do it again. Can I touch you?" It takes everything in Patton nit to flinch at the glare but he manages it.

Virgil pants for a bit, before relaxing. “Sorry… sorry about that… you scared me”.

anonymous asked: "Its alright! I uhh, I made you breakfast." Patton gestures weakly at the (pathetic, now that he actually looks at it) breakfast

Virgil looks, blinking. “You- you made this? For me?” he asks, shocked. “Oh, Patt… thank you…”.

anonymous asked: "Yeah... um... sorry It's not that good." Patton rubs the back of his neck 'childish, insecure idiot, worthless, dissapointment, failure, not worthy, not worthy of him, not worthy of love' the familiar words circle around his brain

“You’re kidding, right?” replies Virgil, shifting closer. “This is amazing”.

anonymous asked: "Really?" The words keep circling his brain

“Yep” responds Virgil, popping the p. “Honestly, it’s super cool”.

anonymous asked: Patton shrugs "I didn't have that much time, did the rocks work?"

“You didn’t have much time?”. Virgil was so shocked. This amazing breakfast and Patton didn’t even have much time? “I… I actually did sleep, Patt…”.

anonymous asked: "You can keep them! Just bring them back once a week so I can recharm them!"Patton hums happily, giving Virgil his food before realizing what he just said "Uh, I-I mean-"

“Uh huh, will d- do…”. Virgil trails off, looking to Patton. “Say what now?”.

anonymous asked: Patton just giggles nervously

Virgil tilts his head, grabbing the rocks. “Patt… what do you mean recharm them?”.

anonymous asked: "Uh, the spell will wear off in a week, so I'll have to put another one on them in a weeks time."

“Wait… whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up” says Virgil, fiddling with the stones. “You enchanted these?”.

anonymous asked: "Yes?" Patton looks vErY nervous

Virgil stares at the stones, before smiling. “That’s so cool!”.

anonymous asked: sTiLl NeRvOuS "R-Really?"

“Uh huh, it’s super chill” continues Virgil, looking to Patton with awe. “Honestly, Patt… it’s amazing. Thank you”.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him "Of course! I want to keep the nightmares away from my boyfriend!"

Virgil blushes. “Thank you so much…”.

anonymous asked: Patton gives him a kiss "Of course, now, eat while the foods still warm."

Virgil kisses back, before beginning to eat; taking tiny mouthfuls.

anonymous asked: Patton sits next to Virgil, leaning against him

Virgil continues to nibble. “I had no idea you were magic, Patt…”.

anonymous asked: "Thought you'd hate me" Patton mumbles

Virgil tilts his head, nibbling. “Why?”.

anonymous asked: "'t's unnatural, scares people. 't's why I don't really have friends."

“Well… I’m Anxiety and like, I’m not scared of you”.

anonymous asked: Patton just shrugs "Most people say it's the devils work or that people who can do magic are so far gone that no one can help them. To them I've just got too many screws loose."

“Well, they’re wrong…” replies Virgil, placing his half eaten food down. “Patt, people that can do magic are amazing and wonderful! Unless like… you use your magic for evil…”.

anonymous asked: "I would only if I really had to." Patton presses a kiss to Virgil's neck

Virgil gasps, before grabbing Patton’s hands. “N-no… Patt? I need you to promise me… promise you’ll never use your magic for evil”.

anonymous asked: Patton bites his lip, looking down "I can't promise that, I can promise it'll be a last resort though."

Virgil shakes his head. “No… Patt, no good ever comes from evil magic… not even if you think you’re doing it for the right reasons…”.

anonymous asked: "Virgil, I'm sorry baby, I can't promise that."

“But… but you have to” pleads Virgil, staring at Patton. “Dark magic can corrupt… you must never use it…”.

anonymous asked: "I promise I'll do everything in my power not to."

Virgil whimpers, before just eating. Saying no more on the subject.

anonymous asked: "I'm sorry baby."

Virgil shrugs, still eating.

anonymous asked: Patton stares at the bed "D-Do you want me to leave?"

“… I want you to promise me you won’t practice dark magic”.

anonymous asked: Patton buries his face in his hands, silently starting to cry

Virgil looks to the floor, shoving his plate away. “Not hungry”.

anonymous asked: "I-I promise." Patton sobs out 'please don't hate me Virgil, I love so much, please don't leave me, I promise, I promise just don't leave me or hate me' repeating over and over in his head.

Virgil pauses, before grabbing Patton’s hand. “I’m not gonna leave you… nor do I hate you”.

anonymous asked: Patton just sobs harder "I-I'm sorry."

“There’s nothing to be sorry for…” replies Virgil, squeezing Patton’s hand. “I… it’s just- I know what dark magic can do… and I’d hate for something to happen to you”.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him softly, tears still streaming down his cheeks "Now you."

Virgil tilts his head. “Hmm? What do you mean?”.

anonymous asked: Patton takes his other hand, "Promise you won't mess around with any dark magic?"

“No duh” replies Virgil, smirking slightly.

anonymous asked: Patton pokes him on the nose "You gotta say it, baby."

Virgil rubs his nose, like a 🐈 and chuckles. “I won’t practice dark magic, Patt”. ... plus I don’t need to…

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him brightly, giving him a kiss

Virgil kisses back, smirking. “Sorry for acting so… I dunno… but yeah, trust me Patt… you don’t wanna dabble in dark magic”.

anonymous asked: Patton laughs, a little awkwardly "A little too late for that, baby."

Virgil’s eyes widen and he blinks. “What?!”.

anonymous asked: "You should've warned 5 year old me."

“Why were you even… what the fuck?!”.

anonymous asked: Patton shrugs "Language. And so, yeah. I have some dark magic, it's like, half and half i think."

Virgil shoves Patton, before holding his hand again. “You’re an idiot… Patton Sanders”.

anonymous asked: Patton laughs "Tell me something I don't know, besides, you can't blame me, I found the book. It looked cool. The words were cool. So I read the words outloud."

“Well… just don’t ever do that again. I mean it”.

anonymous asked: Patton kisses him "I was 5 Virgey, I wont."

Virgil kisses back, playfully nudging Patton.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him "I love you."

“I love you too, Patt” replies Virgil, blushing a little.

anonymous asked: Patton hugs him tightly

Virgil hugs back, kissing Patton’s head.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles softly

Virgil hands the plate to Patton, still over half full. “Um… I’m full, Patt… it was tasty though”.

anonymous asked: "Ok!" Patton starts eating what Virgil didnt

Virgil tilts his head, before shrugging.

anonymous asked: Patton smears a little jam on Virgil's nose before kissing it off

Virgil went cross eyed, staring at the jam and blushing.

anonymous asked: Patton giggles

“Oh ha ha…” remarks Virgil, smirking. “So, what shall we do today?”.

anonymous asked: Patton shrugs "What do you want to do?"

“Um… I dunno”.

anonymous asked: "We could watch some movies?"

Virgil nods, ruffling his own hair. “Sure thing, but… which ones?”.

anonymous asked: "We could take turns picking!l"

“I guess?” says Virgil, before gesturing to Patton. “You first”.

anonymous asked: “Uhhh Oliver and company?”

“I… don’t think I’ve watched that one…”.

anonymous asked: “Well then perfect! We can watch it! Want to watch in my room?” Patton kisses his cheek

“Yeah… my room will start affecting you soon

anonymous asked: Patton pulls him up from the bed “Get dressed! I’m gonna go set up the movie!”

“Ah!”. Virgil snickers, giving a small nod. “Sure thing, boyfriend” he replies, walking over to his closet.

anonymous asked: Patton goes to his room and sets up the movie

Virgil starts to get dressed, humming slightly.

anonymous asked: Patton flops onto his bed, waiting for Virgil

Virgil got ready, sorting out his hair and makeup, before leaving his room and heading to Patton’s.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles happily at Virgil when he walks in.

“Sup, Patt?” quips Virgil, walking towards the bed. “So… what’s this film about?”.

anonymous asked: "A kitten meeting a bunch of puppies and becoming friends!"

“… sounds familiar” replies Virgil, giving a small smile as he gestures to the bed. Sounds like me…

anonymous asked: Patton flops onto the bed and pulls Virgil close before hitting play

Virgil tenses, before relaxing into Patton.

anonymous asked: Everytime the kitten is on screen patton gives him a kiss

Virgil blushes, watching the film. He was really enjoying it.

anonymous asked: Patton leans against Virgil

Virgil smiles, resting his head on Patton.

anonymous asked: “Love you Virgey.”

“I love you too, Patt”.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him

“No! Oliver!” yelps Virgil, watching the movie.

anonymous asked: Patton kisses Virgil’s cheek again, holding his hand “He reminds me of you.”

Virgil blushes, smiling gently. “Uh huh… I can see that…”.

anonymous asked: Patton laces their fingers together "And finds it."

Virgil blushes again, smiling. “Uh huh…”.

anonymous asked: Patton squeezes his hand

Virgil smiles, looking it Patton with just… so much love in his eyes.

anonymous asked: Patton smiles at him in the same way

(And then they fucked, heh) Virgil blushes, before looking back at the movie.

anonymous asked: (Kinky) Patton giggles, kissing him

(Heh) Virgil kisses back, shifting to straddle Patton.

anonymous asked: Patton crosses his arms behind Virgil's neck

Virgil smiles into the kiss, gently deepening it.

anonymous asked: Patton gently tangles his fingers in Virgil's hair

Virgil emits a soft moan into his boyfriend.

anonymous asked: Patton gently tugs on Virgil's hair, moaning softly

Virgil moans a little more, as his hair is pulled.

anonymous asked: "God I love you." Patton breathes out

Virgil grinds against Patton, without realising. “I love you too”.

anonymous asked: Patton lets out a breathy moan

“Oh?”. Virgil smirks, pulling away and nibbling Patton’s neck.

anonymous asked: "Jerk." Patton mumbles before moaning slightly

Virgil smirks, giving Patton a hickey.

anonymous asked: Patton moans, gently pulling on Virgil's hair

Virgil moans against Patton, sucking harder.

anonymous asked: Patton moans a little louder.

Virgil pulls away, licking over the fresh hickey. “Is Daddy pleased?” he quips, his voice husky with passion.

anonymous asked: "Yes." Patton's breathless, his dick twitches at Virgil's voice

Virgil cocks his eyebrow and snickers, leaning in and dancing his hot breath along Patton’s neck.

anonymous asked: "Jerk." Patton mumbles, feeling himself grow hard

Virgil smirks again, his eyes twinkling with mischief. He… was in a teasing mood.

anonymous asked: Oh Virgil would pay for this later. But right now Patton lets him have his fun

Virgil smirks, reaching to unbutton Patton’s shirt. There really wasn’t any point as the buttons were mainly for show but… it added to the teasing~

anonymous asked: Patton smiles softly at him

Virgil blushes, shimmying down and taking the bottom of Patton’s shirt into his mouth. He then cocks his eyebrow and begins to lift up the garment.

anonymous asked: Patton blushes

Virgil continues to move Patton’s shirt, before holding it with his hand so he can tease the other’s nipple.

anonymous asked: Patton squeaks in suprise, a moan slipping out

Virgil snickers, gently suckling on Patton’s nipple.

anonymous asked: Patton moans, his nipples are sensitive

Virgil hummed, knowing it would vibrate through Patton.

anonymous asked: Patton squirms, moaning.

Virgil continues, biting Patton’s nipple as he pulled away.

anonymous asked: Patton squeaks in suprise

Virgil cocks his eyebrow and smirks.

anonymous asked: Patton blushes furiously

“Did that feel good, Daddy?” asks Virgil, in a cheeky and knowing tone.

anonymous asked: Patton blushes even more

Virgil winks, before moving away. Deliberately leaving Patton high and dry.

anonymous asked: Patton whimes softly

“Oh? Sup?” quips Virgil, still feigning innocence.

anonymous asked: Patton pouts

Virgil snickers, his eyes twinkling with mischief.

anonymous asked: "I love you but you're a little shit" Patton huffs

Virgil winks, smirking away.

anonymous asked: Patton rolls over, falling off of the bed

Virgil gasps, launching off the bed and checking Patton over. “Patton!? Are you okays? Are you hurt?”

anonymous asked: Patton laughs, giving Virgil a kiss "I'm fine"

Virgil kisses back, before rolling his eyes. “Don’t do things like that… you scared me”.

anonymous asked: " 's what you get for being a lil shit." Patton curls up on the floor

“Hey, I was just teasing… doesn’t mean you throw yourself off the bed”.

anonymous asked: "I know you were." Patton turns over so he's pinning Virgil to the floor "but I don't play fair." Patton smirks

Virgil yelps, putting up a token struggle. “You tricked me!?”.

anonymous asked: Patton kisses his neck

Virgil gasps, twisting his head so Patton has better access.

anonymous asked: Patton starts leaving dark hickeys over the ones he made yesterday

Virgil moans, gripping the carpet.

anonymous asked: Patton rubs the tip of Virgil's cock while still attacking his neck

“Nnnghhh… Patt…” moans Virgil, spreading his legs slightly.

anonymous asked: Patton rubs Virgil's cock until it's rock hard

“Patt…” whines Virgil, feeling a little impatient.

anonymous asked: "Yeah baby?" Patton smirks

“Nnnghhh… fuck me…”.

anonymous asked: "If you want baby." Patton grabs a bottle of lube and s l o w l y fingers Virgil open

Virgil rocks against Patton’s fingers wanting needing more.

anonymous asked: "How do you want me baby?"

“I dunno… just- nngh… get on with it!”.

anonymous asked: "Tell me if you need me to soften it up." Patton lubes himself up and s l o w l y pushes in

Virgil moans, arching his back for Patton.

anonymous asked: When Patton is in fully, he starts thrusting into Virgil at a painfully slow pace

Virgil whines again, rocking his hips. “More…”.

anonymous asked: Patton slowly thrusts d e e p into Virgil

“Patt… use me… make me scream, moan, whine, anything!”.

anonymous asked: Patton bites Virgil's neck softly "Ok, love." Patton pulls out almost all the way before slamming into his boyfriend

“Yes!” yelps Virgil, moaning loudly.

anonymous asked: Patton thrusts hard, fast, and deep

Virgil groans in pleasure, yessing constantly.

anonymous asked: Patton moans, trying to find his boyfriends prostate

Virgil moans, panting hard. “Nngh… fuck… PATTON!” he exclaims, as the taller male rams his prostate.

anonymous asked: Patton moans, slamming into Virgil's prostate

Virgil mewls again, panting even more. “I’m close…”.

anonymous asked: Patton moans "G-Go ahead baby."

Virgil comes, crying out Patton’s name.

anonymous asked: When Virgil comes he clenches around Patton, causing him to climax too

Virgil moans, feeling Patton empty inside him.

anonymous asked: Patton pants, kissing the back of Virgil's neck

Virgil gasps, rocking his hips slightly.

anonymous asked: Patton moans softly

Virgil continues, even though it was surely overstimulating both of them.

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GOT Recap:  The Dragon and the Wolf

Airdate:  8/27/17 ; Season 7, Episode 7

Are you really gonna leave us like this, GOT…and for over a year, no less?!  Day-um, that’s cold.  The Game of Thrones writers have always known how to leave us wanting more with their season finale cliffhangers, and this year they’ve upped the ante - or should I say “auntie”? We got a superb episode with some fabulous twists, schemes galore, and a major game-changing ending.  Let’s all huddle in close for a finale recap of “The Dragon & the Wolf”:

The Lion’s Den

 It’s time for the great Westerosi Peace Summit in King’s Landing.  The formidable Unsullied army stands at the ready outside the city gates while the Lannister army is preparing to welcome their visitors from House Targaryen and House Stark…by stocking up on barrels of hot pitch and sharpening their swords.  Ya know, just in case talks don’t go so well. From a distance we hear the raucous battle cries of warriors and the Dothraki come galloping in to join Team Dany’s troops.

Tyrion Lannister and Jon Snow approach by ship and Jon wonders how many people inhabit King’s Landing – it's about 1 million. Jon remarks that’s more than all the Northern houses put together. There’s no sign of Dany, who has apparently made separate arrangements for her arrival at King’s Landing.  Perhaps that 1M population is about to take a sudden and significant downturn?

The Hound goes to check on a chest in one of the lower decks.  The box is completely silent – aw, man, did their snow zombie die in transit?   He gives the box a hefty kick and we hear some vicious snarling.  Whew!  

As Cersei Lannister readies herself to meet her guests, she reminds  Frankenmountain of some final instructions: If things go south and she gives the word, he is to kill Dany, Tyrion, and Jon – in that specific order before disposing of anybody else.  After that, it’s Greggy’s choice.  Ya know, it’s really important to give your employees a sense of independence when working for you, and Cersei is clearly nailing it in the morale department.

 Tyrion and Jon arrive ashore and are greeted by Bronn, who is quite the welcoming host.  He lets them know their pals have already arrived and steps aside, gesturing to Brienne of Tarth and Podrick – it’s a short and sweet reunion for Tyrion and his former squire.  As Bronn escorts the party to the Dragon Arena, he shares a few bro words with Tyrion.

 Meanwhile, Brienne and the Hound come face to face and it’s slightly awkward.  Brienne justifies why she fought him in the Eyrie (and nearly killed him) - she was only trying to honor her oath to protect Arya.  The Hound says that was his intention as well, and suddenly the two are gushing nonstop about how proud they are of the little killing machine Arya has become.  “Aw, shucks, our homicidal baby has really come into her own!” #MentorAChild

 As they all arrive in the arena, Tyrion gives a brief history on dragon-keeping, noting that back in the days of the Targaryen dynasty, dragons were too much of a liability to roam free, so the arena was built to house them.  Living in captivity for generations caused the majestic creatures to languish until eventually they only ever grew to be as big as dogs.  

Team Dany and Jon take their seats – I must’ve missed the part where Theon was invited to the party, 'cause he’s there, too.  Great. Just what we need, more Greyjoys. Speaking of, Euron Greyjoy is in attendance, throwing crazy eyes at anybody who looks his way.

Queen Cersei arrives with her entourage of Qyburn, Jaime and the Mountain and everybody looks like they are standing on a live wire.  Dany is still nowhere to be found as they wait, uncomfortably.  

The Hound looks his brother square in the eye, tells him he's super fugly now, and then dashes all fans’ hopes for Cleganebowl – the ultimate Clegane showdown – when he says something cryptic along the lines of “Don’t worry, bro, we’re not gonna fight.  We both already know how you’re really gonna die.” What does it MEAN?  The Hound stalks away and vanishes into the lower level of the arena.

Finally there is a loud dragon cry and Queen Dany comes soaring in on Drogon.  This gal certainly likes to make an entrance. You’d think it would get old seeing Danaerys ride in on her dragon every episode, but it’s actually totes sweet and mucho impressive.  She lands while Cersei glares contemptfully:  “She’s got a kick-ass dragon, a huge army, AND she’s gorgeous?!  Next you’ll tell me that she also likes to sleep with her family members!” Ugh, Cersei just hates prettier, awesomer versions of herself. Dany for her part is all “Oh heeeey! I woke up like this.  So…did I miss anything important?”

Getting right down to business:  Euron starts things off with some petty baiting of Theon and tells him that he’s going to kill Theon’s sis, Yara.  When Tyrion interrupts him to address more important matters, Euron continues to be the boisterous a-hole he is, until Cersei tells him to STFU.

Jon takes the floor and tells Cersei about all the crappiness going on up North with Whitewalkers, the Night King and his Army of Dead.  He informs her they are all in for the fight of their lives…even...for life itself.  

 But since seeing is believing, a wight demonstration is the best thing to convince Queen Cersei.  The Hound comes back from the basement, hoisting the enormous crate on his back and sets it in the middle of the arena and ever so carefully…he opens the lid.  Nothing. Nothing at all happens.  “Oh maaaaaaan!  I swear, it was doing this weird snarling, screeching thing the WHOLE time at home!”  A smug sneer passes over Cersei’s face.  The Hound kicks the crate over.  Like a bat out of hell, the snow zombie pops out, snarling and snapping, and runs full-speed straight at Cersei whose expression turns to horror.  Just as the Frankenmountain steps forward to protect his queen, the snow zombie stops short – it’s chained to the crate and has reached the end of its tether.  The Hound chops off its arm and Qyburn’s face lights up with curiosity as the disembodied hand continues to move.  Ooooh, imagine all the amazing lab tests he could do!  I’ll bet if he tried hard enough he could give Jaime Lannister a hand transplant with this new scientific discovery!  Next, Jon introduces the only methods they know to kill the zombie: fire and dragon glass.

Euron asks if the creatures can go through water. Jon says no and Euron goes “I’ve seen some crazy shiz-nit out at sea, but this is the one thing that terrifies me.  I’m out!  Namaste, mofos! Have fun fighting the zombies!” He hauls butt out of the arena to wait things out on the Iron Isles.

Cersei speaks up. Yeah, Euron’s a coward, but pretty much rightfully, so.  That demo was seriously creepy, but it’s made a believer out of her. She says she is ready to have her forces step down and she’ll agree to a truce until the Night King and his army are defeated – on once condition:  Jon and the North must submit to Cersei as their queen.   Dany gives Jon a subtle nod, and then Jon completely craps the bed and goes “Nah, see…I can’t do that ‘cause I already have a queen.”   Cersei replies, “Ok, cool.  Well, then you losers are on your own – we’ll take our chances and see what happens after the North gets hit.  See ya!”  And she saunters out with her posse.  Tyrion nad Dany are both like “Ugh, you BLEW it!” Jeez Louise, Jon!!!  Dany already likes you, Bro, you don’t have to impress her anymore.  Learn to lie to your enemies already!   But Jon’s got ideals to a fault, y’all.  And isn’t that why we love him?

Brienne briefly takes Jaime aside and goes “Dude, seriously, you have to change her mind.”  Cersei sees the exchange and shoots daggers at Brienne with her eyes.

 Tyrion decides he’s the only one who can talk any sense into Cersei.  He grabs his balls and heads to the Red Keep for a one-on-one with his dear sis.  As he is escorted to Cersei’s office, Frankenmountain looms behind him and I just keep expecting to see his head suddenly lobbed off, but surprisingly, this doesn’t happen. When Tyrion arrives outside Cersei’s door, Jaime is standing outside and goes “Yeeee-ah, she just threw me out.  So, good luck with that.”

 Once inside Cersei’s chambers, she shows her usual disdain for Tyrion and tells him that Myrcella and Tommen are dead, indirectly because of him – because by killing their father, it screwed them all over.  Tyrion is all “OMG, I can’t take your whining anymore about how much you hate me!  If you wanna kill me, just do it and get it over with, but you know I loved those two kids.”  He pours himself a glass of wine and then pours one for Cersei.  She just slightly smirks and doesn’t take the glass.  Holy hell, is there poison in the wine??? IS THERE??? Nope, that’s just my GOT PTSD acting up again.  

 Cersei tells Tyrion how she was freaked out by the nasty zombie demo earlier, but that it didn’t make her want to save humanity…just herself and her family, and it suddenly dawns on Tyrion that she’s preggers.

 Time out!  Cersei is sleeping with her twin brother, but she’s worried that WINE is the thing that might mess up her growing baby?  Ok.  Cool, just wanted to be sure we were all on the same page.  Back to the action.

At the arena, Jon and Dany are kicking up dust and Dany’s all “Soooo, how much do you like me? Do you totally wanna make a gazillion babies with me, because even though we haven’t even been on a single date, I want to keep telling you that there is no way, literally NO WAY I can have kids.  Like, I’m saying the Wall would have to crumble down before this could ever happen.” Instead of running for the hills Jon’s all “Oh yeah, says who?” - “Just some witch who killed the last dude that I truly loved.”  

Their chat is cut short as Tyrion returns and a few seconds later, Cersei re-enters the arena with her crew.  She tells them she’s in.  Her men won’t stand down, rather, they will join Dany and Jon in their fight against the Night King.   “P.S. Try to remember this moment when we all defeat the White Walkers and you want to come back and de-throne me.”  Um, sorry, Cersei, you don’t get some special trophy for doing the right thing, which is also incidentally what’s in your best interest.  But, ok, I’m gonna give her minor props for finally being reasonable and getting on board to join forces against their common enemy.

 All About Baelish

 At Winterfell, Littlefinger meets with Sansa, who is thoroughly freaked out by her last meeting with Arya.  Littlefinger settles into a chair and begins his latest lesson in Paranoia 101: “Ya know, there’s this little game I like to play when I can’t figure out somebody’s motives.  I assume the worst and then ask myself how likely that assumption is.” And we wonder why nobody ever asks Littlefinger to join in any reindeer games.  He walks Sansa through his little hypothetical exercise, and by the end he’s got Sansa considering the worst case scenario wherein Arya wants to turn all the Northern lords against her, kill her for betraying her family, and become the new Lady of Winterfell.  At this point, I just wanna yell at the screen “OMG, can you not see he is playing you, Sansa? We all know that Arya DGAF about being the lady of anything, much less Winterfell!” Where the heck is Bran with his voyeur abilities to step in already?  

Come Sail Away

 Back at Dragonstone, Dany et al have returned from their King’s Landing visit and they gather in the war room to discuss next steps.  They plan to head to Winterfell, and Jon will take a ship to White Harbor and then take the King’s Road to get home.  “Cool, sounds fun! Count me in!”, chirps Dany.  Poor Ser Jorah is like “Khaleesi, why would you wanna be in close quarters with a strapping young  hero like Jon, when you could just fly Drogon there?  It’s safer, it’s quicker, there are no hunky distractions, and – oh heck, for the love of everything that is holy would you please just LOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!” “Nah, I’m going on the boat. Thanks for your counsel. Now which of these nightgowns looks hotter?  Asking for a friend.”

As Jon walks through the throne room at Dragonstone, Theon gives him the old “I have extremely low self-esteem” spiel that’s we’ve become so familiar with. “You’re so much better than me, I’m garbage, please forgive me for all the crap I’ve pulled with your family. Ya know, Yara was the only one who ever stood up for me when Ramsay kept me as his punching bag prisoner.” “Hey, dude, I can’t absolve you for all the awful things you’ve done, but for the stuff that I can…I forgive you.  We’re semi-cool.  Stop wasting time and go save your sister.”

Theon heads to shore where the Good Grejoy team members are readying a boat and he tells them they have to go save Yara from the Bad Greyjoys.  The leader of the bunch tells him she’s as good as dead and there’s no way they are going to take on Crazy Euron. Theon goes for classic prison yard strategy and starts a fight with the biggest, baddest guy of the bunch.  He gets the stuffing beat out of him…until the man unknowingly activates Theon’s superpower by kicking Theon in the crotch.  This somehow gives Theon the edge to fight back and kill the dude.  That’s right, in order to grow a set of metaphorical balls, one must first be kicked where actual balls used to be.  It’s basic anatomy, folks.  All the other men cheer for Theon and are now on board to save Yara. Oh, Iron Islanders, your loyalties are so fickle!

Heaven Help The Mister

 Back at Winterfell, Sansa orders her guards to find Arya and bring her to the Great Hall.  When Arya walks in, the room is lined with the Knights of the Vale and Sansa and Bran sit at the big table.  Arya sizes up the room as Littlefinger smirks from the sidelines. “You sure you wanna do this, sis?” Sansa looks at her little sister, stone-faced and begins, “You’re accused of murder and treason.  How do you answer…Lord Baelish?” Ooooh, snap!  The look on Littlefinger’s face is priceless as he stammers “Wait, what?” Sansa rattles off a list of offenses, including Littlefinger’s hand in killing John Aryn, Lyssa Aryn, and the betrayal of Ned Stark.  Littlefinger objects “You can’t prove that! Nobody saw anything that happened!” and all eyes in the room turn to Bran.  LOL! Sansa hands down his death sentence, and Littlefinger grovels and begs for his life like the rat that he is.  Arya unsheaths the catspaw dagger and in one fell swoop, expertly cuts his throat open.  WOOT! The Stark siblings were in on the ruse all along!  Whew, what a relief, and also, how cathartic to see Littlefinger finally get his due after all his cons and schemes!  

 At the Red Keep, Jaime is strategizing with some soldiers on their plans to head North to fight the Night King.  Cersei interrupts and asks for a word alone. “What are you doing, bro?”  Jaime’s slightly confused. “Um…I’m getting ready to deploy the troops. Obviously.” Cersei smiles and goes “Yeah, that’s not happening. I lied.  We’re getting mercenaries from Braavos and are going to take over Westeros while those idiots fight the Army of Dead.  And if they defeat the Army of Dead, cool – we’ll have fewer Targaryens and Starks to kill.  BTW Euron didn’t flee to the Iron Islands – he’s going to pick up our hired guns as we speak.”  Jaime is dumbstruck and goes “Not cool.  I made an oath and I’m keeping it.” Cersei threatens to have Frankenmountain kill Jaime if he walks away from her, but he calls her bluff and leaves, unharmed. …And somewhere out there, even though Brienne doesn’t know why, her heart skips a beat. I mean.  I’m just guessing.

We see Jaime on horseback just outside of King’s Landing and snow begins to fall.  

An Inconvenient Truth

 Meanwhile, Samwell, Gilly, and Little Sam have made it to Winterfell and Sam pays Bran a visit in his room.  Bran sits fireside in his usual dream-like, emotionless state and tells Sam he remembers when Sam helped him and his pals after they crossed North of the wall.  Then he tells Sam how he’s the three-eyed raven and how he really needs to tell Jon who his real parents are: Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen.  Oh, and his name should really be Jon Sand, because that’s what they call bastards in Dorne.  “Hold up! I don’t have time to give credit to my girlfriend for this discovery, but actually…Jon is legit!  I read it in a book by the dude who annulled Rhaegar’s first marriage and secretly married Lyanna and Rhaegar!”  Oh come on, Bran!  You really didn’t know that?  You made all these discoveries about Jon, but never bothered to get a tiny bit more back-story? Hold that thought! Bran does a quick warging fact-check of Samwell’s info and jumps back in time to a sweet private wedding ceremony with Lyanna and Rhaegar happily reciting their vows and kissing.  

 Bran remarks that Robert’s Rebellion was based on a lie.  His aunt was never abducted or raped by Rhaegar – they were in love and she ran off with him, willingly.  There is another cut to young Ned Stark when he finds Lyanna after childbirth and she tells him Jon’s real name:  Aegon Targaryen.

As Bran speaks over the action, we cut to the Love Boat that is sailing North with Jon and Dany.  Jon walks the corridor to Dany’s room and gives a knock on the door.  She opens and invites him in. As Jon enters her room, we see a figure down the hall – it’s Tyrion, watching gravely. “Ugh, I told her not to mix business with pleasure.”  What follows is a steamy love scene that makes me wanna vomit everywhere, because as everybody just seems to dismiss: Dany is Jon’s auntie, and even if they don’t know that yet, it’s still nass-to-tha-tay.

 Back at Winterfell, Sansa and Arya have a sweet bonding moment as they watch the snow fall harder outside.  

Bran wargs again, checking on things up North and what he sees ain’t good.  Dondarrion and Tormund are in one of the Eastwatch towers, when they look below and notice the Army of Dead have arrived at the Wall.  We see a handful of Whitewalkers leading the charge on horseback.  From the snowy cloudcover above emerges Viserion, now a zombie ice dragon – with the Night King riding on his back.  Oh, no.  Tormund yells for his men to evacuate the wall and they all rush down the ladders as Viserion blows out a stream of blue flames and begins to burn a hole into the side of the wall.  Chunks of the wall begin to break and soon enough, all of Eastwatch crumbles down.  Viserion continues to melt the ice and snow until a ginormous opening  paves the way for the Army of Dead to march right through the wall.  They slowly advance Southward as the camera zooms out.  Roll credits.

 Wow, what an episode and what an ending! How do you bounce back from that?  I know the characters have been saying this pretty much the last few episodes but…they are seriously screwed.  Fo’ realz.  Will the North just be obliterated?  Did Tormund and Dondarrion survive (we all want to see Tormund and Brienne make babies!) – heck, did anybody survive?  At least Bran saw it all and can sound the alarms immediately, but man, they are gonna have to act fast.

 So happy that Jaime finally distanced himself from his toxic sis.  Now he can warn the others of her plans – but how can they fight an enemy from the North and the South at the same time?  One thing’s for sure: We’re gonna have more Brienne and Jaime scenes in our future!  Huzzah!

 Once Jon and Dany realize they are related, I hope they’ll quit having relations.  That said, I’ve got a strong feeling that their one night of passion is going to result in a baby.  Maybe all Dany needed was another Targaryen to knock her up – after all, the Targaryen’s are all about keeping their bloodlines pure.  Hopefully, with this revelation, Dany won’t feel too threatened about who should be on the throne.  And we’re all fairly certain that Jon is going to get to ride Rhaegal, right?  #surething

 Considering that we’ve got until 2019 before we get any new Game of Thrones, I’m sure there will be oodles of fan theories to ponder.  I’m hoping for some kind of dragon sex-change so they can make more baby dragons.  Hey, it happened in Jurassic Park!  Will we have two pregnant queens waging war against each other?  Is Cersei even really pregnant, of was she lying to manipulate Jaime? Will Bran warg into Viserion or the Night King and end everything? Aaaaack, so many options!  It’s time to wrap this up, so hold tight until the new season begins, my dears, and take comfort knowing that the new episodes are all supposed to be like 80+ minutes each, so we will really be getting little mini-movies each episode…and isn’t that worth the wait?