#if my tummy will let me
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me: oh man, so pumped to go to church after missing it last week
GI tract:
#sigh#mobile#x#Christianity#washing machine broke down two weeks ago#had a friend come to fix the water valve#but it wasn’t the water valve it was a cracked hose#so my dad ordered a new hose and installed it#but it wouldn’t inlock (so it wouldn’t start) and it turned out the lock was broken#so my dad ordered a new lock and I installed it but it still won’t unlock#so I’ve been washing unmentionables in the sink and borrowed my friend’s washer last saturday#and I’ll need to borrow it again today#if my tummy will let me#sighhhhhh#i can sit here feeling sorry for myself or i can make chicken stroganoff I guess
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When the DJ goes shirtless 🤩 Wow 🤩
#no shirt#dj#hairy#chest#bearded hunk#cute#hairy male#hairychest#gay hairy#gay#hairy tummy#hairy abs#hairy otter#hairyman#hairy belly#hairy torso#hairygay#i want to run my fingers through his hair#the things i would do to this man#the things i’d let him do to me#handsome#hairyscruffguys#that body#mmmhhh#men with beards#guys with beards#sexy belly#treasure trail
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pookie is pensive. 🥺🖤 Ω
i love him so much.
#my art#omega ghoul#the band ghost#nameless ghouls#omega#meliora#ghouls#demons#ghost band#ghost fanart#digital art#he is everything#can you tell he's my favorite ghoul#goddd#look at those strong arms that soft tummy ok#an aroace can dream even i would never date irl#let me be carnal for omega#terzo i understand#yknow what i want him to be my bff#i want a friend like omega
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They moved in together in 1990
#I wanted to give Steve a similar body type to me bc he’s literally just like me!!!#transmasc#eddie stranger things#steve harrington#steddie#eddie munson#lapine lantern#my art#trans steve harrington#body positive#body image#let my boy be happy#we love him a little bit more tummy#big hips Harrington#as a trans man with big hips i-
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A Very Royal Scandal (2024) EPISODE 2
#only god can judge me!!#...she's behind me isn't she#aaaanywho lets all just remind ourselves that this is an actor acting and u know what is real?? that tummy#michael sheen#a very royal scandal#my gifs#also rip this quality when i find a 1080p version its so over for u guys
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thinking about simon being like a cat. a mean ol' one all teeth and claws, scratching and hissing when you stretch a hand out to him. biting you because that's all he knows how to do - it's all he's ever done - and it's kept him alive.
that's what his whole life's been about - staying alive. surviving. maiming anything he sees before it can get to him first. so he doesn't know how to react when you don't bare your teeth at him but just smile and make him tea. he reacts like a stray cat does when it's offered warmth - he's confused. and his confusion gives way to anger and again he spits fire because what else is he to do? accept your kindness? bah! it's a hoax, he knows that. you'll tire of him and claw at his neck sooner or later so he'd rather not let you close enough to do so.
and when you don't give up, and you keep smiling that gorgeous, dazzling smile at him, he doesn't know what to do. no one's ever done this before - been all soft and sweet and only wanting to be allowed to scratch at his ears in reward. why were you doing this? why didn't you run away when you saw how he snarled at you? why do you look at him with those big, beautiful eyes like he's the only person in the world?
at a complete loss, he lets you pet him and oh that smile he'd let you tear his heart out if you would just keep smiling at him. "hey, simon!" god, he wants to drown in the sound of your lips wrapping around his name. you come close to him and his brain stops working, eyes wide and lost when you wrap your arms around him and pull him to you. warmth. is this what it feels like? he wants to live forever in the crux of your arms, creating a life for himself between them.
he couldn't stop purring if he tried, if he were a cat he'd spend the rest of his time on this earth, the earth that tried to bury and kill him and is now making amends by sending him you, running between your legs and swishing his tail around you. simon riley who's always had his head on a swivel, who's not gotten a full night's sleep in a decade lest he miss the chance to look his reaper in the eyes, now sleeps with his head on your lap, belly up and purring.
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please comment/reblog!! i have so many thoughts about this man that need to be talked about
#inspired by the prettiest cat i've ever seen in my life#came to me and just flopped flat on her back#something something simon who's so guarded#simon who's never ever let his walls down because his father taught him that weakness means pain#simon who meets you and thinks he'd like to let his guard down for you but oh :( he doesn't know how to#simon who lets you scratch at him until he flops next to you belly up#exposing himself completely because god trust feels so good#idk I'm yapping but I love him and I want to give him tummy rubs#simon fluff#simon riley fluff#ghost fluff#simon x reader#simon riley x reader#cod x reader#vi.writes
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Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*
Me: ...Perfect modernization.
wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better
bonus:
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#this is legitimately the most self indulgent thing ever ive been wanting to draw magneto like a robot master for months vjAELKJAE#i thought about adding the little 'ears' robot masters/reploids have but not this time#whats funny is that during my initial redesigning i WANTED to pay homage to erik's trench coat look buuuutt i couldnt figure how#so thank you sigma for. letting me steal your shit vjELKAEJ#i havent drawn megaman characters in like. years good lord- whats funny is that magnetman Was one of my faves to draw#which doesnt mean much since i loved drawing pretty much all the robot masters equally LMAOOO#i remember some freak got pressed at me for doodling metalman during class once like dawg what is your problem#bruv leave me ALONE let me draw you are not my mom#anyway. as i said last night i dont have my usual evening class so i figured id fill the time doodlin these#they didnt take long- i think thats why i like drawing This magneto outfit so much#reminds me of my megaman doodlin days ... also it's genuinely just quick as hell WHICH. makes sense#all that done im done megaman-inspired posting thank you for the opportunity anon im glad you appreciated it :]]#im gonna go eat now my tummy rumblin. theeeeeeen i guess ill drive home ???? i guess.#it's almost saturday so that means i get to post more asks- ive been hoarding them throughout the week#so i apologize if some people have been waitin i PROMISE i havent been ignoring i just wanna draw somethin for it </3#ok im eating now BYYYYYYEEE
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he's in his happy place
#i'm meme artist now#I had to draw that brr#i'm going to be so annoying with gale#i needed this off my system 148389 years ago#please let me put faces in soft hairy bellies#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 meme#bg3 memes#bloodweave#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#hairy tummy#astagale#meme
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let this man keep his beef!!!
#fanart#Kaiju no 8#Hibino Kafka#kn8#kafka#astral makes stuff#my stuff#ID in alt text#ms paint#sorry if my image id sucks im tryin my best <3#i also think Kafka should be allowed to be a lil kaiju-y even when not transformed. as a treat#tHIS IS FOR ALL THE CHUBBY KAFKA FANS WE ARE ONE. WE ARE UNITED. LET HIM KEEP HIS TUMMY#and he should be more hairy! hairy fat man..... ouughhh. save me hairy fat man#Kafka Hibino#i forgor to add this tag so it would show up
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When they said you should become a bear Pokémon trainer but you misunderstood and became a bear who trains Pokémon
#my face#tummy Tuesday#pokemon#did that joke make sense let me know before I post this everywhere else thanks
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Girl please stop romanticizing obesity, it will literally kill you eventually (and I know it’s not the first time someone says it to you). Like are you even ok? Romanticizing being immobile & being humiliated on the street? Why would you even aspire to this? For some attention of questionable men on this app? Girl they don’t deserve you. This message comes from a place of concern, it is not intended as an insult. You said you want a career in the future, maybe focus on that, I’m not sure how possible it is do all that while being immobile or having whatever condition.
omfg 😭 i apologize for writing little stories to get myself off, i guess?? lmfao. i have a fetish. i state clearly in my bio that this is what to expect. sorry im horny posting anonymously on tumblr.com ???? stop being weird when u don’t even belong in these spaces
#this is so silly#like i really have any choice but to focus on my career#and i’ve literally said before that i don’t plan on reaching immobility#i really doubt i could. i have tummy issues and am literally allergic to garlic#and i’ve also definitely stated before that what i do requires me to have some level of fitness#permits went thru and i have. a massive project out in west TX in september#also. why does this person assume i’m not doing it for myself??#i was fat before posting here. and i will be fat after#i love my body and i’d love it even more if i was bigger#but i’m fine where i am and i’d be fine losing 50lbs too#tho i don’t wanna be under 200lbs bc that’s where body dysmorphia starts#i am predominantly attracted to fat women so. let me be that pls lol#anon. we have one life and i’m genuinely blessed to have attraction to smthn outside of the norm#this variation is normal within a population and i will have a normal life despite what ppl like you think#talk#ask
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Enjoy these pictures for my first ever tummy Tuesday :3
~more under cut-
#tgirl#t4t#tgirl tummy tuesday#loook at my beautiful jewelry#please don’t let me get banned for this <3#tgirl nsft
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happy tsukkiyama day !! 🌙⛰️✨
art collab with my lovely oomfie @lleann-art <3
#llean-art#my art#WELL HALF OF THIS IS technically..#tskym#tsukkiyama#yamaguchi#tsukishima#guys they're married.... and spending countless festivals together... lighting sparklers and kissing under the moon and stars...#who else crode....#they're so in love my tummy hurts#LEN CEO OF TSUKKI'S PINING LOVING GAZE#BC DO U GUYS SEEEEE HOW HE'S LOOKING AT YAMAGUCHI#AND WHAT IF I DIED !#still so grateful u let me colour ur lineart it's just so good it makes me weep#everyone go follow len rn !!!!!#THANK U FOR LETTING ME POST IT ON TUMBLR ALSO#i might just make this my pc background..#pretend this was posted on 12/11#it was on twitter
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i ran out of rope at the end and had to improvise
#ignore my badly censored calendar#trans nsft#mtf nsft#t4t nsft#tgirl tummy tuesday#<- I guess. tgirl tummy tuesday wednesday but actually thursday#also um if anyone would like to tie me up and use me please let me know#mtf ropes#in the flesh
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✨ Golden hour ✨
#mine#me#tummy#thighs#let me crush your head between my thighs#golden hour#y’all are getting spoiled today
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I know I'm a lesbian because I was genuinely disappointed to see Wolverine shirtless
#deadpool and wolverine#spoilers#deadpool and wolverine spoilers#YOU GAVE HIM THE PRETTY YELLOW SUIT DON'T TAKE IT OFF HIM#HE WAS GONNA PASS OUT FROM DEHYDRATION IN ORIGINS DON'T MAKE HIM HAVE A SIX PACK AGAIN#HE DESERVES A TUMMY AND OR TO LET THE SUIT DO THE DEFINITION#me looking at any muscle man in hollywood like please give that man some water and a sandwich#people are not supposed to look like that#other than that tho i loved seeing my best grump again in his fancy suit
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