#if it’s not obvious it’s gender roulette they’re both girls but one of them doesn’t know it yet

[toffeelemon]

this Simon with this Wille

“No hetero, but -” Simona does an impressive dance with her eyebrows.

“Spain, nej,” Wilhelm protests weakly, already accepting defeat when she grins toothily at him.

“Sweden, sí,” Simona says sweetly as she intertwines their fingers together, tugging Wilhelm down the corridor and towards the direction of the ballroom they have escaped from.

“Think about it, it’s mutually beneficial. We pretend to be courting, August will leave me alone for the rest of the night, and your mother will stop trying to set you up with every single upper class girl in the country to turn you straight, because you have landed yourself with a Crown Princess,” Simona basically skips down the corridor, sounding way too pleased with her ploy.

Crown Princess of Spain and closeted lesbian Simon enlists her newly befriended queer kindred spirit, the anxious second born of the Swedish Crown, to launch their social media campaign as a totally heterosexual fairytale darling royal couple. Nothing scandalous at all.

aka wlw princesses wilmon, as per tradition someone is trans