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ﾟ。　 march prompts

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¹⁾ a two-person tent

²⁾ a pearl brooch

³⁾ hands stained with blackberries

⁴⁾ peach soju 

⁵⁾ an ex boyfriend 

⁶⁾ northeast 

⁷⁾ green eyeliner 

⁸⁾ power lines 

⁹⁾ a fire exit 

¹⁰⁾ jazz at midnight 

¹¹⁾ three broken fingers 

¹²⁾ little dipper 

¹³⁾ bottom lip 

¹⁴⁾ freshly turned earth 

¹⁵⁾ a blue leather sofa 

¹⁶⁾ salty tears

¹⁷⁾ wishbone 

¹⁸⁾ a wild daisy in a buttonhole 

¹⁹⁾ crystalised honey 

²⁰⁾ a two-way mirror

²¹⁾ a faded library card 

²²⁾ animal tracks 

²³⁾ the sting of antiseptic 

²⁴⁾ a biker’s leather kutte 

²⁵⁾ old romance novels

²⁶⁾ smeared lipgloss 

²⁷⁾ father’s day

²⁸⁾ gravel stuck to skin

²⁹⁾ vivid oil paints 

³⁰⁾ motel vending machines 

³¹⁾ wingmen

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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happy Thursday the 20th

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pdh watching update:

I feel like i should note i'm on like ep 25 at the start of writing this-

Does this count as accidental baby acquisition? Like it wasn't technically an accident but he didn't know it was happening so... close enough i guess??

• Aaron you're so real for not knowing how to deal with babies, me either buddy. They scare me. I could never babysit.

Lmao savour that moment indeed Aphmau.

• I could never be you Aphmau... never...

• Yeah she likes purple if you couldn't tell...

• "He doesn't have a shirt."

"I think it's hot!!" Aaron... is this why you stopped wearing shirts in your future... lure in the girl you like with your abs.. and also general decency i guess...

• Oh no broken glass noise... baby escape??? Oh no, just baby destruction... escape artist baby climbs out of crib... that baby is fuckin up your house.

• Can't feed a baby. Your so me Aaron i would also not want to feed a baby. How did the baby defeat you that fast... you know what nevermind.

• Oh shit! Baby escape for real!!! Local teens lose baby. They are trying their best your honour.

• NO BABY MAKING UNDER 20- i mean uh.. yeah a stork...

• How does a baby climb a TREE???

• Baby in trouble. Baby has no concept of consequences your threats mean nothing to her.

• Ah yes classic romance of get baby food out of hair.

• Nailed it 100% HELL YEAH BABY DISTRACTION! Babies ARE useful for something!

• Book it Aaron. Book it.

Ep 26:

• Oh shit prom. Oh shit Jeffory.

• Jeffory stop reading him to filth.

• Jeffory... Jeffory.... Jeffory oh dear...

• Oh hey it's the girlies. The girlies Love prom.

Teony says no to prom for studying purposes... i could've never been you in high school and i could never be you now. I probably wouldn't go and then not study at all. We love a girl with set priorities and also ambitions.

We love Lucinda party girl party!

Oh no Katelyn... oh sweetie... hold your bestie Aphmau. Oh- well you tried Luci.. use your hugs to punch away her feels..

Hit the books so your feelings don't hit you. Lucinda no rebound is not the solution... cupcakes are good. More a muffin girlie though, icing is too much for me. Teony we love you, you lil' nerd.

• Major L Zane sucks to suck dork. You ill little dork.

• Haha little Aphmau giggle.

• "Not all problems can be solved by turning people into cats Lucinda." I dunno bout that one Aph, that solution has had a pretty high success rate for solving problems... a weirdly high success rate. You think it wouldn't solve so many problems but apparently it does...

• Activities for the sports girl. Lucinda is certified NOT a sports girl. Luci not the time to be yapping about the abs of your besties ex boyfriend.

• Oooh Aphmau...

• oh fuck Zane's fully blind now... or dead...

• oh shit the volleyball punched the voice drop into him. No let her keep hitting him with shit it's a little bit funny. I mean she's kinda right, his voice did get kinda nice.

• Cupcake win frfr. Baked goods are 100% certified mood fixer. She wants her cupcake Aphmau don't take it from her!

Ep 27:

• Your so real Aph i also cannot do algebra... it doesn't get much better... i never passed my maths exams either. We love a helpful boy.

• Your both angry little gremlins. Cute angry little gremlins. But gremlins nonetheless.

• "What's sin?" Check tumblr you'll find out. Oh wait nevermind wrong sin-

"I thought it was something i could get behind." Me too girl. Me too...

• Classic. Boob on the calculstor. Oh shit they punchin each other.

• Local boy tries his best to get girlie. Aaron is not pleased lmao.

• "Please go to prom with me!" The woman was too stunned to speak. Your so right do not go to prom with a man you don't know. Oh he's dog boy now. Is that a werewolf slur?? Oh it is a werewolf slur- oopsies i guess-

• oh buddy... she's kinda dense she ain't gonna get your hint there...

• Asks who you are. Doesn't allow elaboration and ssks you to prom. Aaron is having a terrible day today.

• "hopefully no ther werewolves have plans to ask her-" *CUE IMMEDIATE MONTAGE MUSIC* Also a banger song choice! We love a take a hint moment. Ngl i forgot how good this song was. Really every single boy wants to go to prom. You are a catch.

• Damn all of that right in front of him. Oh boy the girls are fighting and by the girls i mean Aarmau. Y'know what share the popcorn Balto. Indon't like you but i like popcorn.

• Pfft- Garroth holy shit lmao. What is with all these parents and wanting to murder Garroth without even knowing he's the target??? Something spmething... if had a nickel.. something something...

• Yesss reflect on your actions.

• oh shit he's here. Aw look they're being nice. OH SHIT AARON GET ON THE ROOF! THE CRAZY WPMAN MIGHT GET YOU!

• it's just me, you and the moon. The moon: Hey you two should kiss!

• Yay apologies we love apology moment. This is good! I love communication! How did you write go 2 prom on a calculator?? Is it a special calculator or do you just bend the iniverse to your whims cause you're built different like that? Also lmao the 8D face- I'm sure he would love to dance with a potato.

• Y'all's are dorks.

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I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

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So pdh watching update:

~~ I am here for nostalgia and the funnies no critical thinking here to be present today. ~~

Glad i don't have punch Gene cause she already did, good for you Aphmau. You go queen. Punch that freak. Oh yeah Ivy too, get his ass girl. Everybody be fuckin him up today!

Shakes aarmau like y'all are very cute.

And it's safe to say i think Sylvanna's insane, you cannot be out here messaging all the boys your daughter knows on her phone (that you stole) without knowledge and consent and ah yes also the lying straight to her face. That's nuts woman. She's insane geez-

"Just wanted to see what boys you've been hangin out with" MA'AM. Going behind her back to do that is more insane than the way you act at the possibility of her kissing a single boy.

Hell yeah you tell your mum queen. Tell her your shit

Aaron already out here proving to be malewife material-

Mother of god- this woman.

"Sprinkles"

Garroth: "That would be a good name for a pet." It sure would buddy, it sure would....

Travis... Travis my sweet boy oh no.... and yes yes leave it. If she's got a boyfriend do not go for that. Dante's a bit of of loon here..

Yes punch this stupid boy, get him.

No please don't touch the butts without consent.. this is why Aphmau gets bitches aaaalll throughout her life.

Asking is the bare minimum buddy.. christ alive..

what is it with boys who do weird shit to get a kiss or a date. Why was it both Gene and Dante???? Dante did you learn this energy from him?? your brother is the worst person to learn anything from.

Banger song choice for the montage though-

We love Sasha. Your so right little nerd boy, she's so cool.

Travis buddy..

Lmao get his ass with loopholes Aph!

Oh no travis is dead...

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serperior crossbreeds💐❄️🌳🌹

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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I saw pill bugs on here a few weeks ago and really wanted to make my own! The pattern is a bit rough but I hope it works (I tried to get it perfect for like a week before calling it good enough).

Just print out (or copy from a screen) the first page and cut out the pattern pieces. Hopefully the pictures on page two will help but if not I will do my best to answer any questions!

Hope you enjoy and make your own lil isopod friend!

If anyone makes this, I would love to see pictures 💕

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Sylvanna is making me lose my mind.

My child is telling me nothing about boys but if i hear she kissed a boy i'm gonna lose it. So naturally i must spy on her!

But yay sleepover and yay Teony!

Katelyn you are so right for closing that window. She's so real.

KC you're a nut i love you.

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Ahahaha i need to punch Gene. Stupid stupid weird freak. I need to grab him by the face and shake him. Fuckin loser ass dork- i need to throw him into something.

Sasha and zenix are funky little guys i need more of them.

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out here watchin phoenix drop high s1 again after like 40 million years. (I ate this shit up when i was 12 or something).

Slapping my desk and screeching my through- these idiots are absurd what the hell is wrong with like a l l of them.

I am moving so slowly theough it because oh god (i love it but OH GOD)

Like hello-???

I might need a drink to get through whatever the fuck Gene is doing ngl. Terrible freak

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Modernia get!

She's SO precious to me!!! AAAAAAAAAA!! I needed to express how much i'm love her somewhere

Oh and Leona's here too-

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I had a dumb thought.

I know October is the smut month everybody goes for with all the kinktober prompts and whatnot but what i hand to you is...

Fuckuary alternatively Fuckyouary. For like February... i don't know lmao

Yeah- i just had to get it out of my brain, it's like 4am you can cut me some slack.