#if it doesn’t shushhhh blame the migraine

[babyboywilson]

house and wilson are absolutely the type to get married and then divorced 6 months later and then they miss each other and get married again a few weeks later only to get divorced 4 months after that. and this is why house is constantly mocking wilson for always getting divorced because he’s the one divorcing wilson all the time.

like. house talking to a patient one day and being like “you need an oncologist, let me page my ex-husband,” but foreman had already paged wilson a few minutes ago and wilson walks in right as house says that and wilson says “wait, why am i your ex-husband again? we only just got married again last week at the courthouse,” and house turns around and is like “yes, well, you stole the last pb&j sandwich from the fridge this morning and I was saving that. you’ll find my ring on top of a stack of divorce papers on your desk.”

wilson convinces house to shred the divorce papers and put the ring back on his finger later that afternoon after a desperate and frantic quickie in wilson’s office that leaves house breathless and, for the first time in a long time, speechless