#if im back on tumblr again pls shout at me thank you

[enlighten3d]

i am going to die.

seriously why did the new wato video have to drop on the day that were ignoring the world

[viiennie]

its my first time writing on tumblr and also my first time writing fluff pls b nice ):

content: streetracer!reader x obsessed!nervous!gojosatoru

- yuji and gojo almost die on a late night drive but thats okay because gojo thinks he just met the hottest woman in the world.

this is part one,,, probably??? idk

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

tw: car chase, curse words, small car accident, reader might be a little insane, GOJO IS A LITTLE AWKWARDS BUT ITS OKAY HES A CUTIE

“ne, sensei the car behind us is being weird…” itadori sweats, hands tight on the steering wheel as he winces at the way the lights from the suv car behind him reflect on the mirror.

gojo nods, “yeah, he’s being a real asshole.” he sighs, “it’s alright, the next left turns is ours. turn on your signal light.” he reassures his student, proud that he isnt panicking because of the blinding light and the close proximity between them.

yuji follows his teacher’s instructions, turning on his signal light and making his turn.

but he’s surprised when the car suddenly launches forward, accompanied by the sound of a loud thump from the back. “this dude is an ass!” he shouts, hitting the breaks as he stops on the side of the road behind the white lane. (thankfully not the sidewalk.)

“stay put first itadori, i’ll go–” before the blue eyes sorcerer could finish his sentence, they hear the car behind them accelerating away, followed by a loud shouting of, “WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ASSHAT!”

gojo watches as you speed after the drunkard in a nissan skyline gtr r34, the flutters of your turbo sending chills down his spine.

he chuckles, finding the situation absolutely bewildering before turning back to focus on his dearest student….who was gone from the driver’s seat????????

“gojo sensei, the exhaust fell out!” yuji calls out from outside, staring defeatedly at the chunk of metal on the green grass.

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the next day, you were at the police station, getting your speeding ticket settled.

all you wanted to do was be a good person and help out your fellow citizens. i mean, what else were you supposed to do when you had witnessed a hit and run?

“um…call the police? miss y/n you cant just get into a high speed chase, you have to let the us do our jobs sometimes.”

the officer scolds you, a stern look on her face as you lower your head in shame. you felt like a highschool student being reprimanded by your adviser all over again.

after the long lecture, you were finally free to go, and the moment you step out of the station, you bump into the chest of a person, almost tripping and falling down if it wasnt for the hands that caught you before you lost your balance.

“ah, im sorry. i wasnt—”

“were you the person who chased a drunk driver last night by chance?”

you look up to see a man seemingly in his 20s, pale white hair, and very very tinted shades. his ears a slightly tainted red as he patiently awaits a reply, watching as you regain your balance and straighten out your windbreaker jacket.

“yes, i was. is there a problem?” you raise an eyebrow and cross your arms, shifting your weight to one foot.

“i just wanted to say thank you.. it was my student and i that got hit.”

gojo satoru doesnt know why he’s being so polite. he doesnt know why he cant keep eye contact. he doesnt know why his heart is about to beat out of his chest, and he doesnt know why he decided to search the nearby police stations despite his busy schedule, hoping to maybe bump into you, and he did.

“oh..” you uncross your arms, having thought you were about to receive another scolding from a person that you maybe somehow wronged in the streets. “uhh, its no problem really.” you smile before walking past him. you were hungry and wanted to have a feast.

“i..” gojo satoru, for the first time in his life, panics, “let me treat you out for dinner!” its five pm, you probably havent had dinner right? otherwise it’d be embarassing if you refused his offer.

you stop in your tracks, wondering if your actions really meant that much to this stranger before shrugging. this was a free meal that you would never pass up on. “sure.”

so now, here you were, in the beautiful cafe, with beautiful food, and a very nervous gojo satoru in front of you.

god this is so embarrassing! gojo screams in his head. he was usually good with women. he usually always knew what to say to ease the mood. and he was always smooth with his words. so why are all the letters of the alphabet suddenly stuck in his throat? why cant he find the right sentences to form?

“so..i never learned your name?” you begin, picking up your spoon and fork. “my name is y/n l/n.”

he clears his throat, “gojo satoru.” his voice almost breaks, his shaking hand reaching for the straw of his drink to guide to his lips. whatdoisay?whatdoisay?whatdoisay?whatdoisay?WHATDOISAY??????

“gojo, you need to relax. im scared you’ll start crying.” you honestly admit, hand reaching out for his shaking ones, “i dont think you can even eat look how much you’re trembling.” you sigh, watching as he turns completely red, steam erupting from his head.

“o-oh im sorry..” he mumbles, almost whispers. absolutely frozen as he just stares at the way your hand wraps around his.

“okay look, lets get the food for takeout and i’ll show you something, alright?” you hum, not really minding since you had already eating enough to quell your hunger.

gojo swears it happened too fast. the waiter took too fast to give the bill and the takeout, you walked too fast to your car, and he walked too fast, sat too fast into the passengers seat.

hell, he doesnt even know how he ended up telling you he had no ride home when he, in fact, had his bmw waiting for him on the other side of the parking lot. “so where do you live?” you hum, starting your car and smiling at the sound of the motor coming to life.

gojo says his address, eyes focused on the way your hands grip the steering wheel, the way you seem to fit into your seat like a puzzle. he loves the way your car smells, he loves the way its customized to fit your tastes. and he loves the way you look when you begin driving.

you looked so content.

“you look so beautiful, angel.” he unknowingly mutters, loud enough for you to hear.

“why thank you.” you giggle, “finally calming those nerves down?” you assumes he just had some type of social anxiety that made him nervous around other people, so you were glad he got to relax in the safety of your car.

as you drive, the view of the sunset over the sea comes into view, the orange and yellow hues casting a glow over the city. you slow down, “you wanna stop and admire the view first?”

“yea, i would love to.”

you nod, parking into a nearby open parking lot, and turn off the engine of the car.

you cant help but notice the way gojo stares at you through his long eyelashes, blue eyes boring holes into your soul. this is the first time you actually got to see his eyes, the black shades no longer in the way of them.

you notice his eyes, yes, but you dont notice the way you’re slowly leaning closer towards him until you’re only inches away from his face.

this is wrong, you both think.

i have a mountain load of missions to finish, i shouldnt be here.

i barely know this guy, should i be doing this?

but did all that really matter? what if this was a risk worth taking?

gojo satoru forgets his fears, raising his hand to cup your cheek, pulling you in closer to finally meet your soft lips.

you swear you could almost hear fireworks going off the moment you kiss this stranger whos name is the only thing you know about him, oh, and you also knew that he was cute too. the way he furrowed his eyebrows as the kiss deepened, the way his cheeks turned so red that you wondered if he would start overheating, the way his thumb on your cheek caressed your skin, it was all so adorable.

[mirxzii]

hanni's tumblr wrapped!

everyone's making a little wrapped on here, and i didn't want to feel left out! since i don't write, i'll put some of my art pieces, since i want to post more art here in 2025. and ofc, some messages to my favourite mutuals. im sorry for being a little mia this year, but i want to talk again in 2025!!

favourite art piece

hands down this piece, no question. i literally saw the concept pictures and something possessed me dont ask how i made this

the art piece that took the longest time

though it looks the simplest, this scoups drawing took me the longest time, 9 hours! this was my first svt drawing after changing my art style :))

most unserious art piece

bald jeonghan to deal with... is an explanation needed?

most difficult art piece

i wouldn't say this was insanely difficult, but shading the mask and drawing the hair were definitely parts where i struggled. product was worth it tho!!

least favourite art piece of 2024

i say this only because this was made right as i was entering a horrible art block. its also supposed to be vernon but it looks nothing like him, so thats my reasoning

favourite non drawing of 2024

this took an excruciating 30 hours to make but it was SO worth it. saw those mingyu pics and i wanted to try a magazine collage so..! all questions answers and quotes are from actual interviews with him ;))

work in progress going into 2025

it's going to look sooo good when done trust. you all will see it

most inspiring art piece of 2024

this was the first drawing i made that changed my artstyle for good (wicked??) it still makes me happy everytime i see it

best non seventeen art piece of 2024

idk i just tbink this one looks so cool. made it in like 2 hours on the plane i was so bored

honourable mentions

taking this moment to mention i have commissions open! probably for robux (pls hmu)

mutuals appreciation

my two most favourite writers @fairyhaos and @blue-jisungs. i love you both from the bottom of my heart!! your writing is just so ethereal and i always come back to read it. thank you for being my friend (and for accepting my fic requests lol) dont forget me when youre famous!!!

@wheeboo @rubywonu and @slytherinshua i just love you all so much and!! your writing!! rania i feel like im in another universe reading your stories, nia's writing is so sweet and easy to enjoy, and zanna's writing is literally perfect to just sit down and binge read. ily guys sm and have an amazing new year!!

and finally a shout out to some of my other awesome mutuals!! have a great new year <333 @welcometomyoasis @weird-bookworm @planetkiimchi @starshuas @haowrld @icyminghao @haecien @etherealyoungk @wonijinjin

my new year's resolution for tumblr is to be more active <3 i cant wait to see you all in 2025! i love you all so much 🫶🫶

[fionajames]

Hey, Jamie. Sorry if I’m bombarding you with requests. I’m going through a really hard time right now and it sucks and might sound weird but your writing actually makes it a lot better and I’ve been re reading a lot of your recent works to feel better.

Anyway I’m not here to talk about myself sorry. Requesting time once again: can i please have prompt #13 “I thought you were dead” with your choice of characters and maybe a little horror and/or gore?

Thanks, sincerely, your number one fan, Sha 🫡

If I’m asking too much or too many times, tell me and I’ll chill

missing - my ocs

SHA IF YOU STOP REQUESTING IM DELETING MY ACC

DONT STOP I LOVE YOUR REQUESTS, PLS MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE WRITING FOR THEM

I totally understand that and its not weird. I hope you feel better soon and im very very very grateful that my writing helps you.

alright you gave me the option of whom ever oc i choose so here is Satsuki Noriko an oc of mine. I introduced her in this: https://www.tumblr.com/fionajames/731230304426131456/ocs-pt-2?source=share&ref=fionajames post and if your interesting I did a smoll drabble about her first meeting with rex: https://www.tumblr.com/fionajames/731242121789636608/satsuki-meets-rex?source=share&ref=fionajames.

anyways, people REQUEST MORE IM BLESSED EVERY TIME I SEE A NOTIFICATION ON THE INBOX SECTION WHEN I ENTRE TUMBLR.

ENJOY!!!!!

Satsuki grunted as she spat on the ground of her cell, attempting to get the metallic taste of her own blood out of her mouth. She shivered as she shuffled backwards on her knees towards the wall, rubbing her wrists in pain. The cuffs bounding her wrists were so tight the skin underneath them was red and raw, but her captives didn’t care about that.

Satsuki breathed in deeply, savouring the feeling of the cold air on her tongue to try and block out the ache of her throat when it throbbed from the brittle wind scratching at it. It had been so long since she’d been in this cell, and the only way she was able to keep track of the days was by the light coming in through the tiny window at the top of the wall.

The guards outside her cell and the others paced back and forth, face hidden by their helmets. Satsuki coughed as she shuffled to the metal bed she slept on, using her tied up hands to haul herself to her feet. The bed was beyond uncomfortable - it was probably more comfortable to sleep on the floor - but Satsuki relished the thin sheet she’d been provided as a blanket. It hurt too much to lie on her back so she lay on her side instead, waiting for the call from the guards. 

“Lights out!” One of the Mandalorians called - as though there were lights to turn off - as he marched away from the cell corridor in his shiny black armour. Satsuki hated that sleek, black armour more than anything. 

‘Lights out’ meant to sleep on your bed - not on the floor - facing the wall so the guards could see your bound hands. Satsuki listened to the quiet rustling of clothes as the other prisoners copied her, clambering onto their metal slabs for the night. 

A few moments later, the Mandoralian guards of the night shift entered and Satsuki watched the faint shadows of the bars from her window fade, her signal that it was nighttime. 

Sleep never came easy to any of the prisoners, but at least they were allowed it. Satsuki knew that every single one of the prisoners - including herself - feared the day where sleep was not permitted, and so they forced themselves to sleep. Satsuki squeezed her dull black eyes shut - dull from the days of hiding in the dark - and waited for uneasy and silent sleep to take her. 

                                -

“Lights on!” A voice shouted and Satsuki shook herself awake, blinking away the tears in her eyes away as she scrambled from her bed to her cell bars, collapsing on her knees. 

The sleekly armoured Mandolorian returned - or at least it looked like the same one, it was hard to tell when they all bore matching armour - clutching a metal tray. He shoved it through the gap in the bars near the floor and Satsuki managed a ‘thank you’ as she bent down. 

No-hands eating was rather hard - she’d discovered - as she took the rations bar in her mouth and tilted her head back, letting it fall into her mouth and chewing hurriedly. The Mandolorian reached through the bars and clicked with his mouth. Satsuki stood up quickly as the guard pressed a cup of water to her lips and gently tipped it back.

He - Satsuki could tell it was a boy - refilled the cup and let her drink from it again, as she savoured the taste of the fresh cold water. After she’d finished the second cup, Satsuki watched as the Mandolorian filled the third cup to the brim, letting her drink from it again. But when she was done, she noticed something at the bottom of the cup. The Mandolorian tilted the cup back so the contents fell on the floor and without a moments hesitation, Satsuki placed her foot over the object. 

“Hey, what do you think you're doing!” The Mandolorian shouted but Satsuki could see from his body language that he was faking - acting - for whatever reason she did not know. “Get back to your wall!” Satsuki nodded and did as she was told, dragging her foot along the ground to bring the objects with her. The Mandolorian took the tray and left - but she knew he would return shortly to stand guard. Satsuki bent down and lifted her foot, using her hands to awkwardly pick up the two objects, placing them in front of her so her body hid it from everyone but her.

Satsuki managed to somehow stifle a gasp open seeing the reveal of the two objects - eyes widening as her mouth fell open in a gape. Footsteps behind her signalled the guard had returned to his post, but she didn’t turn around. 

In front of her was a small black remote with two singular buttons alongside a piece of crispy, old flimsi that read six simple words. Six simple words that changed Satsuki’s life. ‘I’m getting you out of here’ was scribbled on the paper in messy, Galactic Aurebesh. 

Hesitantly, Satsuki looked back at the remote and at the shining green and red buttons. Glancing behind her once - seeing only her guard - Satsuki bent down and pressed the green button with her nose roughly. She gasped when the pressure on her wrists ceased, and the cuffs clattered to the ground behind her. Satsuki hurriedly shuffled around to hide all three objects as she massaged her bruised and abused wrists, licking the cuts with a grimace. They’d need treating. If we can get out of her, she reminded herself, glancing at the Mandolorian who was watching her carefully. 

She moved a ‘thank you’ and he gave her the smallest of nods. 

Then, all of a sudden, the Mandolorian whipped his pistol out of his holster and shot two nearby guards, their bodies falling to the ground slightly within Satsuki’s view. She gaped and then stood up, rushing to the bars as the Mandolorian ducked away from blasts, shooting at the remaining guards who collapsed lifelessly. 

They were not expecting a fight, Satsuki inwardly mused with wide eyes. The Mandolorian turned to her and typed a code into the keypad. The red-haired girl watched - frozen - as the gate slid open, the bars no longer in front of her. 

“C’mon,” the Mandolorian commanded but Satsuki didn’t hear as she stared open-mouthed at the empty space where the bars had been. The Mandolorian snorted and shrugged off his helmet, revealing a boy around Satsuki’s age with fluffy black hair that covered his face, dark swirling eyes and natural-tan skin. He rolled his eyes at her. “Come on, Noriko, let’s go!”

Satsuki could barely comprehend the open-doorway in front of her as she accepted the pistol he shoved into her chest and scrambled after him, glancing back at the remaining prisoners. “Can’t we free them?” She asked in a hushed voice as they reached the exit. 

The Mandolorian rolled his eyes again and slammed a button on the keypad, watching all the doors open. “Happy?” He snarked with a sarcastic grin, grabbing her wrist and dragging her through the doorway and up the stairs. 

“Who are you?” Satsuki shouted at him as he ran his free hand through his hair, tossing the fluffy wisps around as he let go of Satsuki’s wrist and grasped his other pistol. 

“I’m Aramis Yvain,” he replied as she tripped over a step clumsily. Aramis ducked to pull her back up to her feet, continuing to hurry up the stairwell. “I’m getting you home.”

“Why?” Satsuki huffed as Aramis opened the next door. She rolled through the open doorway and fell into a sort-of crouch, placing her pistol-gripping-hand in her open palm to steady it as she shot down two Mandolorians. The remaining three spun around and Aramis quickly fired three blasts, two hitting their targets and the final missing. Satsuki rotated sharply and shot the final. 

“Impressive,” he muttered, ignoring her question. Satsuki grinned proudly before her stomach twisted at the reminder of Rex - who taught her how to fight like that. “I don’t think you deserve to be here.”

“Thank you,” Satsuki told Aramis as she watched him open the door ahead, showing no relief when it was empty. “For saving me, and believing me.”

“Well,” Aramis smirked as he opened the next door, abruptly tackling the Mandolorian ahead. Satsuki shot the other three whilst her companion grabbed his opponent in a choke hold and brought back his arm sharply, killing the man. “No one else was going to.”

Satsuki nodded sadly, knowing the truth that everyone else thought she had died. It shook her to the bone as she thought about her friends and family. Hopefully they’d been upset about her ‘death’, as she’d be devastated if they didn’t care.

“How do you plan on getting us out of here?” The red-haired girl asked as they continued through the base, shooting and killing everyone they saw. 

“Well,” Aramis began, kicking a guy in the face before shooting him in the chest. “Assuming that comm you had on you can contact a friend, we’re going to get it back from the belongings room.”

Satsuki grinned wildly, knowing that the comm he was talking about was connected to Rex’s channel, meaning she’d be able to contact the Captain and 501st with it. “Of course, my new friend.”

Aramis rolled his eyes at the mention of being her ‘new friend’ and shot her opponent. Satsuki jumped over his crouched figure and shot the Mandolorian behind him. 

Then the door in front of her opened quickly, and a group of Mandalorians entered the room. They fired quickly and Aramis dropped to the ground, watching as Satsuki did the same but… differently. “Noriko!” He screamed as he scrambled to her figure, dragging her collapsed body behind a cargo crate as he killed the Mandolorians quickly. Aramis sucked in a breath as he studied the harsh black wound on her shoulder, meeting her raven-eyes with a horrified expression. “That doesn’t look good.”

“Doesn’ feel good ei’er,” Satsuki muttered, her face paling as it scrunched up with pain. She whimpered. “Aramis I don’ wanna die.”

“Hush, Noriko,” he told her, cradling her body as he pulled a canteen of water off of his belt, pouring it onto a cloth and dabbing it on her wound. Satsuki cried out but he persisted. “You’re going to be okay.” He told her sternly, as though it were an order. 

Aramis pulled Satsuki up and draped her arms over his shoulders and her legs around his waist, carrying her like a baby as he continued to the belongings room. “We’re almost there,” he assured her, shooting down another few Mandolorians before they had time to even register the arrival of the pair. 

“‘Hat’s good,” Satsuki murmured, eyes closing as she tried to push against the pain. Aramis smiled grimly at her attempt to stay awake as he entered the next room.

“We’re here,” he told her, placing her down on a cargo crate gently as he hurried around the room. “Noriko, Noriko, Noriko” Aramis muttered as he glanced at each box, searching for the one labelled as Satsuki’s. “Aha!” He cried out as he yanked a wooden box down from a high shelf, breaking it open on the floor and rummaging through the objects.

A comm fell into Aramis’ palm and he tossed it to the injured girl as he gathered the rest of her stuff. “Comm your friends, quickly!”

Satsuki muttered something under her breath before pressing the button. “Rex this is Satsuki, Captain Rex come in,” she called into the device as Aramis left her side. He began muttering his own name under his breath and then gasped from out of sight. 

“Aha!” Amaris exclaimed as he tugged a box down and began changing out-of-sight from Satsuki. The girl continued attempting to comm her friend and frowned when she received no response. “Ya like?” Amaris asked as he stepped into view. He’d ditched the sleek black amour and was wearing black jeans, a grey t-shirt and a black leather jacket. He had three silver rings on each hand and a dark brown belt with a holster on his right side. 

“Lookin’ badass,” Satsuki mused as she yawned, rubbing her eyes. “Captain Rex, do you copy?” Amaris’ grin dropped at the silent response before a beep from the comm made both of their faces light up.

“I copy,” a familiar voice replied - monotone and emotionless. Satsuki frowned. “Who is this?” Amaris raised an eyebrow at the girl who offered a short shrug.

“Rex?” Satsuki repeated. “It’s me, Satsuki.”

The line went silent for a second, before the Clone replied. “Satsuki?!” He exclaimed, sounding alive rather than dead like he had moments ago. “Where are you?” Amaris silently showed her the coordinates from his wristband and she repeated them to Rex. “Alright, the General’s permitted us to come get you, as long as he comes with.”

“Good ol’ Skywalker,” Satsuki chuckled, before coughing loudly as the first drop of blood fell from her wound, landing on her tattered clothes. Amaris cursed as his brow furrowed. He used the cloth he’d cleaned her wound with to bandage it. “How long will you be?”

“Your in luck,” Rex replied. “We’ll be there within the hour.”

“Good,” Amaris muttered, so quietly the Clone didn’t hear him. Satsuki smiled at her new friend as he passed her a ring he wasn’t wearing. It was a silver ring of a tooka and she grinned as he slipped it onto her pointer finger. “For good luck.”

Satsuki nodded and reached out her pinky finger as the line went dead. Amaris copied and intertwined their fingers. “Good luck for us,” the red-haired girl grinned maniacally. Amaris nodded as he sat down beside her. She rested her head on his shoulder as sleep grew more and more tempting, eventually letting it take her.

                                -

Amaris’ hand shot to his pistol as the door opened and he raised it, prepared to shoot. “Don’t shoot!” A voice called as a Clone with white and blue armour appeared around the corner. “I’m Rex!” The teenager dropped his hand with a sigh of relief as the rest of the Clones filed in. The Captain yanked off his helmet as he rushed to the sleeping Satsuki, cursing colourfully at the sight of her wound. “Kix!”

A Clone with a red medic symbol on his shoulder pad rushed in, placing a pack beside the trio as he began to tend to Satsuki’s wound. She shifted in her sleep and her arms opened at the feeling of someone touching her wound. “Aramis?”

“Right here,” he responded as he ignored the sharp, suspicious look the blonde Clone shot at him. “Your friends are here.” Aramis fiddled with the silver ring on his left middle finger - a shimmering skull ring - as the gazes of the room's occupants turned to him. 

“Rex?” Satsuki sat up abruptly but Kix pushed her back down. Rex nodded and moved to pat her uninjured shoulder fondly. 

“Right here, Vod’ika” the Captain soothed gently and Satsuki relaxed back into Aramis’ shoulder - who had stiffened at the Mando’a. “I thought you were dead, sorry, we thought you were dead.” Aramis couldn’t help but soften at the gentle and loving tone of the Clone. 

“You should’ve known better,” Satsuki choked out with a grin and Amaris chuckled. “I don’t die.” Rex chuckled too, reaching up and ruffling the teenager’s hair fondly.

“I should’ve known. I’ll remember from now on.”

THAT WAS MY LONGEST ONE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@techs-goggles9902 i hope you enjoyed that and request every. second. of. the. day.

REQUEST PEOPLE

IM SRS RN.

[hugsforyuri]

Hello tumblr dot com.

This is my nischa fic's first chapter

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Nischa fic

It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

Noel Gruber had just left his yellow bus to enter his school. He would meet his friend, Mischa, at the brick wall outside the school. "Yo happy gay month bro." Mischa shouted to Noel. Noel was the only gay in the village. "Hah, thanks." Noel took off his Kanken bag and grabbed his book Mischa asked him to buy. It was for algebra 12. Mischa snatched the book out of Noel's hands. "Thank you so much gay bro!" Noel nodded to Mischa. He flung his bag on his back. As the bag flung onto one of his shoulders, his transmasc pin fell off. As Noel started to walk to home room, Mischa ran up behind him and tapped him. "Noel! Noel!" He turned around. "Hm?" Noel hummed in response. "Your shiny bag decorator with the sharp thing fell. It's got the blue, and-" He was cut off by Noel saying "Thanks Misch, also the word is pin." Mischa looked shocked. "But I thought you pinned people down?" Noel chuckled and brushed it off. "Hey Noel Gruber! Don't brush me off. Tell me truth." Noel turned around. "Words can have multiple meanings. Like a pin, yes you can pin people down but you can also pin things." Mischa nodded. "So, can I pin you?" Noel audibly gasped. "How dare you! But yes." Mischa pinned Noel down and started punching him. Noel gasped again. "Get off me you horrible succubus." He made the irl angry face. "Ok gay month boy pronouns and transgender." Mischa got off noel. "Meow meow." Said local furry, Ricky Potts, as he rolled past. "Furry!" Mischa shouted. "And im proud. Growl." Furry said. "He is odd." The transgender noel said, yeah hes trans, so? "Rolling eyes, you're not better noel gruber the gay taco bell." Mischa, violent one said. Noel grabbed his knife and slashed the floor. "I will slash you next if you are a gay one more speed." Noel ungays and straight. He loves the women. He goes up to jane doe and hugs her. Goes back to mischa and kisses him. Oh my god they kissed. He pulls away and gays again. "Oh my god i am bi and polyagamaamours!" He equips his telephone and texts his finance 

Mischa: TALIA.

TAL

BaE

PLS

I NEED TO TELL YOU

 

Talia: yes, love?<3

Mischa:I HAVE DISCOVERED BISEXUALITY 

I AM BISEXUALITY 

AND WISH TO KISS MY HOMIES

IS THAT FINE?

Talia:Yes of course!! I champion your journey in personal discovery<3

Mischa:LOVE YOU. GOING TO HOMEROOM. TALK LATER. 

NO

TALK NOW.

DONT LEAVE 

talia:i need sleep mischa:(

Mischa:YES BUT I NEED YOU.

talia:5 more minutes<3

Mischa:MWAH LOVE YOU VERY MUCH TALIA

talia:love you too misch<3

[mythiccheroacademia]

Happy New Years Hotties!!!

hey :) i know your dash is flodded with beautiful new year’s posts and i just wanna pop in and add my own little thank you note. if you read nothing else, at least read this.

after the year we just had, you deserve some big gross romantic declaration of love and then a new year’s kiss. so lemme just say i love you and give you a smooch. you survived all 365 days and that’s some real hot girl shit. thank you for being you. i’m shaking some metaphorical ass for you bc you are that bitch

wishing nothing but inner peace, self love, confidence, happiness, big moneyyy and all the pretty bitch shit you could ever want in life <3

now that that’s over, wanna see me be a cornball beneath the line?

i’ve attempted to write this an embarassing amount of times. so now im forced to write this 2 hours before midnight at a church event....wearing white like im not on the most sinful app in my phone...in front of my mother...keeping a straight face in front of 100 people...and this wig is squeezing tf out my head. this is prolly not gonna be perfect and if i forget anything or anyone, my b dawg. i’ll be back to edit

so let’s get into it. no beta, we die like hot girls 

there’s about 5.4k+ of y’all i’d like to individually thank, but that’s impossible in the time constraint i have. so, for now, pls accept this embarrassing thank you/love letter. im not gonna act like i dont spill my heart out to yall on a daily. but imma do it again. this yr was trash tbh. everyone was being tested like all hell, but we’re here and i’m very grateful for that. my heart is full from all the kind hearts i’ve met throughout my time on here. 

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to my mutuals, your presence literally blows my mind bc there was certainly a time i talked to me, myself, and i LMAO. i was so nervous to speak to anyone outside of asks bc a bitch was shy, but you’ve all accepted me with open arms and have made my time on here that more bearable. thanks for tolerating me bc ik i’m a lot sometimes hehe. y’all are cool asf and a large reason why i haven’t called it quits. no matter what i want the best for y’all. thank you, i love you 

also i have to write a special shout out to @bnhainthewoo and @melanimed bc you two hoes are stuck w me forever. even tho ion like yall niggas all the time, i love y’all like sisters. you’ve supported me through some real shit and i cant say thank you enough. i’d literally fight anyone for y’all also @liltodo @cellotonin @kingtamakimurder @tamasoft @kelatonin @mrs-atushiro @itsbabyysunnyy @mypimpademia @myhoodacademia @infernaltribute7 @sheerxradiance (i’m forgetting so many people but my mom just asked why i’m typing so much and im PANICKING) you all are people that i was lowkey highkey geeked to get to know and blogs i look up to. when i figured out you followed me, i smiled a lot and every time i interact with y’all i literally tell myself ‘don’t fuck this up cece.’ it’s sick LMAOOO i appreciate you and idk man, i just genuinely like you guys a lot and ion be liking people like dat. hope y’all are well and know that i have real love for you. i’d revoke my hottie card for y’all <3

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to my anime anons, bitchhhhhh y’all are a RIOT. thee harem house is a mess!!! the way you keep my on my toes is sickening. you guys deserve a medal. you make my tumblr experience so fun, i can’t thank y’all enough. you make me feel all kinds of emotions and i’m always asking myself, “now how’d we end up here?” KSSKSK. please know that i’m grateful for every note and ask. i hope you all are having a wonderful new year. i love youuuuu

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to my followers, if anyone deserves the biggest thank you, it’s y’all. you’re the main reason i write. the comments and interactions i get from you....i dont understand how i got so lucky. you’ve seen some shit on here yet you still stay. like bitch wtf. WHY ARE Y’ALL STILL HERE??? you make me smile and i honest to God wish i could hug you all. thank you for believing in my writing. thank you for believing in me and this blog. and thank you for being some real ass pretty bitches

i had more to say but i’d be here all night. happy new years y’all. be safe and know i care about you. thanks for surviving 2020 with me. y’all are some hot girls fr fr

i’m about to tag everyone and their mama. if i forget you, pls know i dont mean it and I”M COMING BACK. i have to do this in the next 3 min jdknfk;fk i love you. don’t come at me sideways! i beg!!!

@sems-diarie @sunshineszn @pinkceokjin23 @chefakari @black-bhabie-2000 @azura-galaxy @amajikibby @des-the-girl @blkanimegyal  @iiminibattlehero   @lilsparkyswife @stellarxfresh @mintballoons @reebgirl13 @bnha-baddie @vixenpen @oshun-energy @vangooh-works @tediursula @oh-sotired @azura-galaxy @fuckingyaoimann @astrablossom @todorokiaimee @thermaflute @saitamastamaticsoup @velvesagi @blkladyelle @sweetbakugou @shayiswifey @vodrea @bakugoustanaccount @shhhlikeme  @bnhatrashh @niggacaaaaaat @tododeku-or-bust (couldnt forget to add you<3)

[crispy-chan]

DKDNDK please, no i get that😭 but ive definitely seen you around networks and just havent had the guts to interact since i used to follow you;-; but no ive definitely fallen in love with a number of your fics :)

but turning back to the original topic, i really hope youre not overly stressed about tumblr being- well- tumblr, the interaction is terrible but sometimes its worth the wait, i hope that happens for you sometime soon !! <3

😭ive gone on another tangent im sorry

Nooo pls if anyone should be like that it’s me lmfao. I always get so embarrassed when I see people in my motifs that I recognize from my early days on here *shivers*

But again, thank you 🥺🥺 slakksjshsjsjs

Sjkajsjs dw it’ll take a bit more to boot me off this site lmfao. I love it too much on here to just go. But I won’t deny that the shitty interactions affect me — especially since it’s not only writing feedback but also the general lack of life on this blog. Like ik it’s my page but I just feel stupid when I just shout into the void 🫥

AnEways, thank you for reaching out 💕 it made my day a lot better :)) feel free to drop in my inbox if you’d ever like ✨ (and dw tangents and rants are very much appreciated <3)

[yanqiiuver]

𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙠𝙚𝙣!

hey guys im so sad cause i wrote this once halfway just now but my wifi disconnected and when i reconnected my tumblr refreshed and it was gone cause i did not save it :( anyways i rewrote hope you like it ( btw art not mine ^^ im not sure who the artist is but if you know them pls tell me and i can credit them properly)

lmao can't believe after 1 year of procrastination i have finally found the courage and time to sit down and write smt haha and pls if i included anything not gn pls tell me TwT i didn't proofread because i didn't have time and i dont have a friend who could help cause no one knows i have this

𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘵 𝘹 𝘨𝘯!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

I knew i shouldn't have came to Dragonspine! Urgh, all because of a stupid dare! I swear i will get back at Kaeya one day.

Currently, you are freezing to your death in a river in Dragonspine. How could you have let that Mitachurl hit you? You are at the brink of death at this point, health reaching a dangerously low level. This, however, did not waver you as you staggered back up to, once again, try attacking the Mitachurl. The Mitachurl which was alerted of your presence again rushed towards you, throwing you back onto the snow covered ground. "Must get up," you muttered, lifting yourself off the ground. However, before you could fully life yourself off the ground, black started clouding your vision and you, once again, collapsed back to the ground. "Careful!" you heard a shout as a wave of heat warmed your body up as you dropped to the floor unconscious.

~time skip brought to you by emergency food~

You woke up to the sound of shuffling beside your bed. Opening your eyes, you cam face to face with Barbara and a boy you have seen only a few times in Mondstadt. "What happened?" you ask looking at Barbara. Barbara quickly explained your condition and how you nearly died from hypothermia and how the boy saved you. "Thank you so much..." you trailed off looking at the boy uncertainly. "Bennett! I'm Bennett!" Bennett replied grinning wildly at you. Your eyes widened in realization that the sitting in front of you was the well known Bennett. He was known for his bad luck all around Mondstadt.

~time skip cause idk what to write anymore cause im trash~

It has been a week since your encounter with Bennett on Dragonspine and you and Bennett have gotten to know more about each other and have gotten closer. A few days before, he asked you to join his adventure team. Since he saved your life, you obviously agreed (and you didn't want to reveal that you have grown a liking to the boy). Your quests so far have been going quite well with only a few occurrences where you both fell into lakes. It was not long after joining Bennett that you found out you loved him with all your heart and no matter what happened, you were not going to leave him, you knew with all your heart that you would stay with him till the day you both can leave this world after you accomplished what life will put you through. You liked him a lot. Maybe you won't say it now, But maybe someday in the future, you would say it to him, and he look into your eyes and says "I love you too". But not now.

[madcapmyth]

The Weakness

ANYWAYS I wanted to write out and explore a really fucked dynamic that Tai and I came up with for our OCs,,,, pls no yelly at me! or Tai! Plus I havent posted writing in a long time, even tho I uhhhh wrote this back in like... August? I think. Im pretty happy with how this came out, you get a p good sense of Bryce here. 

The Subway Witch, Jeremy and Nilla belong to Tais-Sketchbook on DeviantART (I cant remember if u have an art tumblr rn AHH)  Bryce, Morana, and Sebastian belong to me

Content warning for: a couple homophobic slurs, violence, gun violence, school shooting stuff, yeaeeaaahhhhh

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Whack, went the baseball bat, against Bryce's upper back. Whump, went Bryce against the ground. His gun, a sawed off shotgun, left his grip as he fell, landing a couple feet away. A swift kick to the ribcage moved him further from his weapon. Bryce rolled onto his back, wincing slightly. He knew he was going to be sore as could be in the morning. He'd make it out again, he's been in worse situations and he knew that the Subway Witch's Hunter wouldn't kill him. He never did. 'Never have figure out why, the fuckin' jackass.' Bryce thought, as he propped himself up on his elbows and locked eyes with Jeremy.

A few years ago. The talent scouter was at the school, looking for promising young sports players to give scholarships to. Jeremy was nervous but excited, baseball was one of the few things he truly and honestly enjoyed, and the chance to get a scholarship for it made him ecstatic. The opportunity to show off his skills was just after lunch. He waited for the bells to ring, but instead the fire alarm began its shrill cry. Gunshots rang out in the hallways of the high school, students scattering into the classrooms and hiding behind desks. Homemade pipebombs sent shards of glass and nails flying into the lockers, some unlucky students getting struck by the shrapnel. Smoke began to cloud the hallways. Strutting through the halls, the gunman took quick aim at the fleeing students and squeezed the trigger. The shot left the barrel and hit one boy in the thigh, severing the artery and dropping him like a stone to the ground. He was left to bleed out like a stuck pig. Jeremy ran through the halls, trying to make sense of the chaos. He turned the corner, and saw the doors leading out to the back of the school. Oh, thank god- He thought, but his thoughts were cut off by a gunshot behind him, and a rapid pain in his shoulder. Hitting the ground as a second shot went off, Jeremy clutched his shoulder and yelled. Laughter greeted his ears. "Oh man, I wish I coulda seen your fuckin' face!" The gunman strode towards him, and kicked Jeremy in the stomach, the gunman's duster flaring out behind him as he did so. "Bryce, what are you doing?!" Jeremy asked, shaken at the realization of who's responsible for the carnage gripping the school at this moment. "Yeah, I'm selling girl scout cookies. The fuck's it look like I'm doing, dipshit?" Bryce snapped. "Get outta here, you fuckin' dramatic bitch." Jeremy hesitated, before scrambling to his feet and running to the doors as Bryce let off a wild shot at him. Stumbling out the doors, he looked around wildly for help. Jeremy's shoulder never did heal properly. Present day. Bryce glared up at Jeremy, then turned his head to the side and spat, a small amount of blood mixed with saliva. "The fuck do you want?" Bryce hissed. Jeremy grabbed Bryce by the collar of his duster and slammed him against a tree. "This is all your fault!" Jeremy yelled, nodding towards his injured shoulder. "I lost my chance at life! All because you had to be a loser and shoot innocent people!" Jeremy shoved the school shooter to the ground. Bryce rolled away from the tree, sitting up back where he started. "Then why the fuck don't you finish your sloppy work then?!" Bryce snapped back. "You never kill me! Just attack me and then leave like a goddam coward! Why don't you just man up and fuckin' kill me already?!?" "Because I like you!" Jeremy shouted, his facial features quickly filling with regret. "You what?" Bryce hissed, before laughing sharply. Jeremy turned tail, aiming to run, run far away. As soon as Jeremy turned around, Bryce lunged for his shotgun. Swinging it around quickly, he pulled the trigger and let loose the buckshot. Jeremy's legs didn't stand a chance. They buckled out from under him, pain flaring through both. He tried to stand and collapsed again, instead trying to crawl backwards, at least until his back met a tree trunk. "You're goddamn useless, ya know that? This is fuckin' rich, liking the guy who's shot you! Who apparently ruined your whole damn life! Fuckin' useless fag." Bryce left, leaving Jeremy to ponder his fate. He'd tell one of the other proxies that the Witch's Hunter had been shot, and was waiting to die. Kicking the old wooden door to the farmhouse wide open, Bryce puffed his chest out. "What's got you all proud?" A brunette grumbled, busy sharpening her combat knife at the kitchen table. "I found the Hunter's weakness. It's me. I'm his goddamn weakness. Fuckin' gay. That's why he never finished his work and killed me." Bryce scoffed. "Useless fucker." "Speaking of useless, did you drag him back here for harvest, or did you fucking leave that for someone else again?" Break Away snarled. "Fuck, you think I'm touching that homo? You're hilarious. Nah, I left him for Chains to drag in, assuming that dumbass can find the Hunter. I'm fuckin' going to bed." He shrugged his duster off, draping it over a chair and headed towards the stairs. Climbing up the rickety steps, the boards creaked and groaned, alerting the other proxies someone was back. "My room better be fuckin' void of the others I swear-" Bryce nudged the door open, only to see a girl in a dirty dinosaur onesie curled up on his bed. Closing the door quietly, he tip toed towards his bed. "For fuck's sake, 'Nilla..." He mumbled. "Why you always gotta be in my room?" Lifting her carefully, he deposited her on her cot in the room, careful not to step on the scattered ammunition. 'She must have been trying to build towers again, Christ...' Bryce stretched out on his bed, his torso sore and a small grin on his face. Soon the Hunter would be dead, his organs harvested for the Field Children's master and the body thrown into a river. Soon he wouldn't have to deal with Jeremy ever again. If only Chains had found the Hunter first.

[calumhoodofficial]

Hello! This is 5 yet again and I know you’re going to kill it today just because you’re a wonderful human being and please don’t forget to send my way a fic rec of your favorite fics cause I would certainly love to read them too (or shout about them with you if I already know about them) have a good day you!!!

hello again 5 !!!!! thank u for ur well wishes, my orientation went great !!

many of my fav fics are in fact from the les mis fandom but im going to link them anyway bc for the most part theyre modern au’s and u dont really need to know anything abt les mis.

so this one is drarry (draco malfoy x harry potter) and its from dracos pov and its been a long while since ive read it but its like groundhog day but with magic

this one is also drarry but its different. harry runs the joke shop w george and runs into draco one day and accidentally does him a favor and draco returns this and the more favors w complicated gifts that harry has to figure out what they mean

this one is from the dead poets society fandom and its not too sad … its anderperry (todd anderson x neil perry) and they get together even tho at first it doesnt seem like they will (au)

ok so this one and the next one im gonna link are bandom and like … its kinda cringy i feel in 2019 to read/care abt bandom but theyre cute fics so like ,,, pls dont judge me too hard lol. so first up is the sad dads club and its an my chemical romance one w the parings being frank x gerard and mikey x ray. i found this one bc i got real back into that emo shit when tua came out and i searched freard on ao3 instead of on wattpad lol.

this one is pretty well known in bandom - its panic! at the disco w the main pairing being brendon x ryan, its also like ten years long so,,, beware. its the 1970s and ryan is the lead singer of a band and brendon is hired on as a crew member for their tour and they get up to things and drama ensues for roughly 500k words

ive reblogged the tumblr post for this one at least twice but it is so good im going to rec it again ! its a larry queer eye au and its so good !!!!!!!!!

so here starts the les mis fics …. :)

so first and foremost is my favorite fic of all time world aint ready (i abbreivate it as war a lot so if i ever post about war this is probably what im talking about). its an enjolras x grantaire high school au where they fake date so coufeyrac can take jehan to prom and get less abuse in their homophobic town. the thing is grantaire already likes enjolras anyway. other stuff happens but i dont wanna spoil this 185k masterpiece !!!!

next is another work by the same author but this time its a college au ! enjolras and combeferre are best friends (ferre wants more) that run their co-op and grantaire is a new kid that rubs enjolras the wrong way until they grow up and talk to each other. enjolras x grantaire x combeferre is end game and its beautiful

so this one is just mwah lovely ! its a coffeeshop au where grantaire is a rockstar that frequents enjolras’ coffeeshop except enj doesnt know who he is. they end up dating.

this one is also amazing, its about grantaire running a pine tree farm w his dad and lawyer! enjolras helping them out and falling in love w R

so those r my go to fics !!!! i reread war and in defiance all the time and would love 2 scream abt them w someone ! i dont read much hl and i like dont have an excuse except for some reason its hard ?? it feels easier 2 me to read abt enj and R and harry potter than real people that i blog abt all the time. but if u do want to read some hl stuff go to @suspendrs on a03 all their stuff that ive read is great !!!

[chocojjk-sideblog]

So i JUST sent in the request for the Gilmore girls thing and I want to give some background. It was kinda jumbled together due to me running out of characters so I apologize for that. Second, tumblr doesn't lets me use links but if you're interested you can find the video on YouTube by searching something like "gilmore girls Logan interrupts Rory's class" or you can watch the episode on netflix (the scene starts around 25min and 30sec) you don't have to of course but if you decide to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You were seated in the middle of your philosophy lecture when Harrison suddenly walks in, yelling incoherent phrases and interrupting the whole class.  

“y/n, you can’t just walk out on me like that, not after everything we’ve been through,” he stormed at you as you looked at him, shocked and embarrassed. Out of all the places he chooses to make a scene, he really chose this one.

“You just left , i was still in bed, i mean what was that all about,” he continued. You wish you could just somehow disappear. Your professor, finally having enough of what was happening in front of him, decides to cut in, “okay, you need to do this later,” your professor said sternly.

“I cant do this later, I cant!” Harrison bickered. Focusing his attention back on you, he continued, “y/n, i love you. I love you damn it. How many times do I have to tell you!” he shouted as you were left there, not being able to find your voice. “God, just talk to me!” exasperated Harrison as he sighed heavily. Your professor in the background, still trying to get him to stop. You honestly didn’t think it could get worse until Tom barges in and you wanted nothing more but for the earth to just swallow you up into the ground.

“Harrison, what are you doing man?!” Tom says, he couldn’t believe that Harrison was still trying to get you back after everything that has happened. “She’s with me now, i told you that, let it go,” he threatened, ignoring Harrisons cries.

“I will not let it go,” Harrison snapped back.

“She doesnt love you. y/n, tell him you dont love him,” Tom snarled, looking at you. You were about to speak when Harrison cut you off, leaving you in your seat in silence.

“Everything was fine until you came along!” Harrison swore, pointing at Tom

“Dont play with me cause you couldnt keep her,” Tom scoffed, he knew that this comment of his would send Harrison overboard, but he didnt care. y/n was his and he wanted to make sure Harrison knew that. He had his chance and he fucked up.

“I swear to god im gonna kill you,” Harrison warned.

“Oh, i’d love to see you try,” Tom taunted, and that was when all hell broke loose between the two. Harrison took the first  jab at Tom and then the two started brawling it out in the front of the classroom. You knew you had to stop it but you were glued to your seat, not really knowing what to do. Your professor scolded the two boys, trying to get them to stop yet it only got worse. Tom threw Harrison over the table and the two continued to fight it out, releasing all the built up anger that they had for each other.

Right when you thought that nothing could ever get worse than the situation that you are in now, Harry walks in, wearing an officer costume. He blew his whistle and pulled the boys apart from each other, holding each one with each hand, he faces you, “y/n l/n you should be ashamed of yourself,” he started.

“Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride, they used to have dignity! They used to have balls!” at this point, you realized that it was all an act and you couldn’t help but roll your eyes as your head rested on your hand. Yes, you admit, you have been taking your time to decide which boy you really wanted, but when God presents you with 2 beautiful men, its hard to choose.

“Damn it l/n, give them back their balls!” Harry finishes as he walked the two out of the classroom. Your peers and professor astounded at the scene that just unfolded, they started clapping, some of them hollering from the back of the room. The three boys entered the room once again, bowing to their audience of the afternoon, as you sat there annoyed and embarrassed.

(( i’ve never watched gilmore girls before so i dont really know much of the background information, i just saw the clip on youtube :),, but thank you for the request hun! it was very entertaining! im sorry, it took so long, pls forgive me))

[oakmd]

Congratulations ! You received 1,000+ followers !

Continue? ▶YES ▷NO

 Well, I can’t really express anything but amazement at such an accomplishment, and to be honest I’m pretty blown away that so many of you have stuck with me since the beginning of this blog, and that so many of you enjoy Professor Oak enough to stay. I’ll forever stand by the fact that this blog was the best 'joke’ I ever made, and probably one of the most fulfilling things I’ve actively kept at. 

As much as I hope this blog has helped you find comfort and laughter, RPing Professor Oak has definitely changed me for the better, as well. It has given me an outlet to heal parts of myself and provide help to others, and also pushed me to practice positivity even when I know I get so low sometimes that I don’t even want to try. Another bonus is that I have met wonderful people here, most of you just strictly friends on the dash, but I’ve also gained relationships with people that have extended into discord and I’m sure it has made all the difference this past year and a half. 

As usual, I’m not really a fan of long-winded gushes of emotion, so I’ll keep it short, but I would really like to have it be known that my love for Professor Oak has grown tremendously, in ways I would have never reached without taking the time to thoughtfully craft his backstory and work to develop him further. I know he’s a very nostalgic character that so many of us know and respect that I’m always very careful of how I choose to build on the image without ruining what’s already there.  Out of all my many muses here, this one has seemingly ( and surprisingly ) all at once snuck its way as my primary blog; the blog I always look forward to logging into the most, where I enjoy following your activity whether it be IC or OOC, and just generally enjoy being in the presence of people so passionate about a fandom associated with my childhood. I love this little corner of a community that has welcomed me and engaged with me and unknowingly kept me going, and to look back at my experience and see that I’ve had no trouble at all makes me feel really lucky.

There will never be a way to fully and accurately express my thanks, but I will say it anyway: thank you so much, and I hope that no matter where you go, and no matter what you do, you are trying to be your best, and that you’re happy. Professor Oak will always be there to congratulate you when you reach your dreams.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER ( because my mind is so scattered - ) special shout outs to special people: 

@timecapscle - wasn’t it you that said i’d one day get 1,000 followers? : ) you’ve literally supported me since the beginning and i just wanna say that i appreciate your enthusiasm for professor oak as much as i appreciate your enthusiasm for bill. its wonderful to see someone represent an otherwise under represented character and you do it well. i care for you so much, and wish nothing but good things for your future even if you want to do bad things in the name of science

@diligentseeker / @evolutionexpert  - someone i consider a cherished friend, despite how sporadic our interaction seems, i appreciate all our random long talks on discord, and i’ll never forget our very first conversation. it meant a lot to me, and i want to thank you. i dont meet a lot of ppl that i feel ‘get’ me on some unspoken level, so when it happens, its a nice surprise. anyway i won’t ramble because i take it you’re not one for praise, but im glad people like you exist. with that being said please stop making professor elm stress me out.

@undinaes - the moment you’ve been waiting for. SIKE! just kidding; its no surprise that you’re always filling my dash with testimonials from people that see you for what you are. you’re a beam of sunshine with all the qualities to match; warm, bright, and a natural source of energy that brings people together. your passion for writing is astounding and even when ppl dont deserve your kindness, you’re unbiased in giving it out. truly a mom through and through. but most importantly, ur my girlie and im glad we met :v

@ofpalletown - in my mind, you are practically ash, and ill be here to support you even during all your moments of Extra™ ... but aside from that you’re very loyal to your friends and full of something sunny that i can’t describe. ur gonna be okay, kid. so pls stop stressing out ur dear prof oak 

@03redd - i probably mentioned not long ago that your blog is really good, but ill say it again in case you weren’t listening. i love your blog? its very fun to follow, and i think you’re one of my favorite reds. even with me not being game verse, its so easy to just immerse myself in whatever nonsense you have red drag professor oak into. i dig your creative energy. 

@normaliium - and ofc i cant leave out my cousin. the one to be admired, the ever-successful, brilliant human being that loves me even when i take off ten years of your life each night. my life would lack such substance without you, and i will never forget all you’ve done to help me when i would otherwise be left to myself. you make me really proud to know you, you really do, and everyone i ever talk to you about can attest to that. #YOLO

@bossgiovanni - you haven’t been active in forever, but you remain one of my friends and that’s all that matters. from skype to discord, im glad we could stick together even with our blatant differences in opinion. you are always so nice to me and say the kindest things, and i just wanna say thanks. hope youve been doing well! you are capable of so much, and i believe in you, so don’t forget that. 

@agentmansley - can i jsut say thank you for staying true to your muse and throwing even the purest of characters into your mess? i have loved your blog long before i made professor oak, and you’re seriously one of the funnest people i’ve rp’d with here. everything i’ve written with you is refreshing and new, and never fails to make me laugh. thank you for your love for kent, and also for writing with me. i know you’ve been MIA for a while, but you’re definitely a memorable person. 

@tcssaiga - i dont have a lot of cross-fandom interactions so when they happen im usually pleased. you’ve got great characterization, and have perfect dialogue. i never watched a whole lot of inuyasha but i’ve atched enough to know that you’re pretty close to canon. thanks for the interactions even if you’re mean to prof oak on archer ; (

@askgarymfoak - MY LITTLE ACORN!!!! the dedication you have for gary honestly gives me so much life, and i love rping with you on discord and just yelling about sam / gary hcs. its always a highlight of my day and i can tell you’ve thought about gary and his life long and hard, and its so cool to see someone interested in all that makes him the Headache we all recognize and love. please never stop sharing with me the personal hcs you have for the boy, i always want to hear them. 

@futureheld - we don’t even rp with each other on this muse BUT youre one of my longest tumblr rp friends that i still talk to and you’re really important to me. we have history, we go back!!!! okay? #FRIENDSHIP n all that. but tbh id follow you on any muse because your writing is just great? id write any weird crossover with you because you have a talent for making it work seamlessly anyway. thanks 4 the memories, loser. 

@seviiserver - CELIO!!! we dont talk as much as we used to, or rather, we talk in bursts every now and then but i consider you one of my good friends! not only are u really talented in all things artistic, but i love your writing and it’s always enjoyable to read, even if its not one of our threads together. you made me have so much adoration for celio and like all the other ppl ive met who bring life to underrated / under-rp’d muses, i enjoy seeing everything you pour into him... AND ALSO I LOVE OUR OAK / ROWAN INTERACTIONS? i love them so much it hurts okay. even if its just silliness in discord it brightens my day. anyway perhaps one day we will cross paths in this sleepless city and i will finally teach u how to ride a bike.

@rottenrhythms - i know i dont have much to say or comment with whenever you message me on discord, but i admire how much detail you put into your characters and meta. im always impressed with all the work and thought you put into your world-building; i wish i had that much drive. also, you’ve made a lot of improvement with yourself from the time i first started talking to you on skype. be proud of your progress, and keep working at it, it’s worth it in the long run!

@lack--two NATE youre definitely a very sweet person, and perhaps a little more devious ooc than i’d imagined you would be ( at least to me, why must you poke me for reactions? ; ( u wound me ) but you’re a soothing presence to be around and im glad you were finally able to make discord work. bonus points for letting me yell about yugioh all the time. never stop being wonderful. im here for you whenever you might need a listening ear, okay? 

@loyalpika / @palletbloomer - #PRIKA!!! ever since i first followed you i remembered being blown away by your extensive headcanons on pikachu and i genuinely enjoy every blog you make! we dont talk OOC but from all your ooc posts you seem like a very caring older sister and thats nice to see; with you running around all the time, i hope you do get some rest every now and then! i hope our camaraderie never falters, take care friend! 

@thepkmnnurse - i cant forget all the love and support both you and your muse have for professor oak, and im happy you try to spread positivity on the dash whenever you can! we don’t talk much OOC but from what i can tell you’re just as kind and nurturing as nurse joy herself. i hope you’ve been taking it easy wherever you are, and i hope your days are bright!

@rebelracket - will there ever be a day that i dont enjoy seeing your delinquent muse causing havoc on the dash? your creativity is wonderful to witness and i enjoy clarissa so much, thank you for interacting with a pure ol’ muse like mine. i hope we can continue to keep writing together, im excited at where we might end up. p.s. your art is delightful.

@porttownprince - you’re a gentle presence on my dash but im glad that youre here and that you’ve stuck around despite all the bad things that followed you. i hope you can overcome all the trauma you’ve been through. thank you for being kind with me!

@nikkouki - i know i dont say much but i enjoy your random check ins with me on discord, and i think youre a sweet young girl. you’re gonna go far in life, just make sure you keep going! continue being a precious kiddo and don’t forget to study your japanese ; (

@viciousvainglory & @midoriyamight - i cant think of one without the other so accept this double-tag lol. you’ve both supported this blog since the beginning and i wont forget how welcome you made me feel! no matter what blogs you’re on im glad we can still be friends! you deserve the big toblerone! 

@fateandfury - my long time writing parter without knowing we were long time writing partners! the work you put into professor juniper is something to behold! we haven’t seemed to interact much despite rping professor muses, but that doesn’t mean i don’t appreciate your take on such a muse!

OTHER BLOGS TO BE ADMIRED ( also in no particular oder) : @sterlingsilverchampion @starmarkcd @pxgtails @satanstories @champofpallet @golden-oak @spriggaens @nurturen @florenselite @craniumaniac @ask-guzma @tenderpoison @gocatchem @faemoria @hikaup@writtenbykaichu @executiveariana @honoxtokage @simikami @bigcalavera @rotorotom @thehopcful @and-they-succeeded @metalprincess13 @keep-those-memories-away @hisvanity @attitxde @asmayflies @sesshcmaru @theagentlooker @ambcrly @kantocowboy @dauphindekalos @beareroftheblueorb @blastingxff @aquaelegance @bugeyesboutique @make-it-trouble  @thunderstonereject  @theagentlooker @soultattered @scvedbylove  @diluviumx @inevitabilis-sors @pokedouche @fightiniumz @firespun

I’M SO SORRY IF I MISSED PEOPLE, THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR SOMEONE SO SCATTER-BRAINED AND MEMORY-FOGGED AS ME. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT INCLUDED AND EVEN IF WE’RE NOT MUTUALS, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT OF THIS BLOG. WITHOUT ANY OF YOU I WOULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN HERE.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A GIVEAWAY!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

[robertisbisexual]

Hi! I love your fics! :D Would it be possible for you to rec me some of your favourite fics and authors please? I'm not keen on death fic but anything else is good, WIPs, one shots, angst, fluff... I'm open to anything! Thank you!

welFirst thank you so much and second again I am SO SORRY this took so long to do pls forgive me if you even see it.

okay so i know on the last list I put safe in your hands but like? I don’t care. its beautiful and needs attention and @capseycartwright should hurry up and give me more. It’s a magic au and its LOVELY.

head first into the fire  by @vckaarrob is … well anon its smut tbh but ITS SO GOOD and anyways read it and frankly if you’re a fan of the smut i also highly recommend this “why were we arguing” prompt from Vic as well

Need You Now by @turquoiseterrier now this is a WIP and it also deals with some VERY dark subject matter. So please please head the tags and warning before you read. its probably not a fic for everyone.

Don’t you let me go  by @wolkje25 this is also a WIP buta warning, it hasn’t been updated in a while [im always holding out hope for a surprise update] but Robert ends up temporarily blind following the explosion at the scrap yard with chrissie.

When You Know…You Know  by @scrapyardboyfriends a very cute WIP about Robert coming home a whole lot sooner than he did in show and the friendship [and more] that forms with Aaron.

It’s All Greek To Me by @dorsetti i mentioned this one of the last list too but i think its still really flown under the radar and it deserves attention, but its a wip about greek life robron and i love it.

scaling fences by @vckaarrob again its a SUPER CUTE teenage bff au and its so so lovely and vic might murder us all with smut but she can crush a soul with fluff too

sure as the world keeps the moon in the sky  by @aarobron it’s her big bang so you might have already read it BUT if not it’s a neighbors falling in love au and?? it ruined me for life i love it so much. i WOULD have put the tennis au here but SOMEONE hasnt finished writing it yet >.>

maneuver one into place by @robertjacobsugdens another big bang this time an oceans 11 au that im still tryin to convince a hoe to write a sequel too

The Hardest Science by well sadly idk who they are on tumblr so someone should give them a shout out for me, but its an AU where robert has his memories of Aaron erased and then rolls back into Emmerdale none the wiser while literally everyone else remembers what this dumb bitch did a few weeks ago. its SO good. i also really enjoy how they write Aaron.

So those are some of my current picks, I tried to not overlap with the last list [this is why you see a lack of teacher a even tho id die for more parent teacher au but anyways] some solid writers you should look into are

@escapingreality51

@snarfettelove

@victoriasugden

@kayceecruz

@wellyfullofale

@portinastorm

Now I most definitely left off people that are incredible writers because its honestly not possible to list everyone, our fandom is big and talented, these are just some of my faves

anyways love you hoes

[eludum-a]

500 follower follow forever!

it happened. god knows why so many of you are here, but apparently you like what i do, so... well, thank you! to everyone! but this is a very informal follow forever meant specifically for people i speak to regularly/people i consider my friends/people i feel i owe something to. i haven’t done anything like this since the 100 follower mark, so please bear with me. 

i felt like i needed to do this because, in the wise words of taako the wizard, “it doesn’t always have to be goof goof dildo. i’m traveling around with the boner squad and i never get to say... what i’m feeling! i have emotions!”

if you’re not here, please don’t feel like i don’t appreciate you! i only have the energy for so much love here in my body. if you’ve been inactive/are on hiatus, i might have missed you, and if we haven’t really talked a lot ooc, same thing applies.

(i have been working on this on and off for weeks. im so tired pls just let me be finished with it)

anyway, call outs below the cut!

@unsuspicious: cou, you send me so many baffling and strange images at all hours of the day. i had to lead up with this because where do you even get all those. anyway, you’re definitely the person i talk to the most every day, and it’s weird as shit to think that the last thing in tumblr messenger was me sending you the link to the discord channel. you’re a fantastic roleplayer when you actually roleplay and you’re fun to have around!

@hismalice: raz you are one of my favorite people on this god forsaken hell site and don’t ever forget that. if you need a reminder you can come back here and look at this and see this seal of approval, and also the mental image of me saying “no, fuck you” to your negative thoughts and then punching them in the face heaven slaying dragon fist style. if you ever wanna talk you know where to find me and it’s also ok if you don’t want to!! i’ll still be here regardless.

@cantalazarus: god bless the hinatatas, may they grow strong and powerful this year. amen. on a more real note: this is my official notice that i really appreciate you just... in general, as a person, even if im an asshole who has trouble with, like, Feelings and shit. so there’s that. same as with raz above, you obviously know where to find me whenever you wanna talk. and take as long as you need to recharge your batteries!! no rush

@mxssias: ALEX MY MAN... BOY... GUY! DUDE, PAL, WHATEVER. your naegi is LIT. i love the good good egg boy so much and you do him justice!! you don’t just focus on the lighter aspects of his character, but you recognize his various struggles as well! you’re also just a fun person to talk to and i’d love to do more naenami in the future of COURSE

@ayatsurii the sparkliest of cats! yo, sparkle, thank u for turning me on to pekonami because it’s so good and pure, and thank you also for trying to keep things from burning down in the chat when we get too rowdy (even if you’re not successful... we can’t be tamed). i look forward to future pekonami interactions!

@snappshot: sarah is wonderful at everything she does, sorry i dont make the rules. you’ve been around this blog for what feels like forever now?? first as mahiru (and your mahiru rly captured my heart) but also sayaka and kaede and your persona muses are equally wonderful! idk what i’d have done if you weren’t there to reassure me i was doing a good job. god bless sarah

@anemoia-avenoir / @ongakuvoices: rrrrrrrrIO! you’re lovely and you should know it. i know we don’t really talk much ooc but you definitely deserved a spot in here! your passion for your muses is incredible! your love for them shows in the details of your writing, and i know it can be frustrating sometimes to feel like you’re not good enough (believe me... i have been there many times), but believe me... you’re gonna do amazing things, i just know it.

@malchancevilain YOU STILL OWE ME 15 DOLLARS AND I AIM TO COLLECT, GREG GRIMALDIS. NO MATTER WHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE YOU ARE. ahem. we share a lot of common interests, watchy, and i really do love your luckgami, like, a lot. i love how different his background is without changing who he is fundamentally as a person, aka a snob

@shpionaz: *insert obligatory ‘like a boss’ joke here* ok now that we’ve gotten that over with,,, im so grateful i got a chance to play out the oumanami brotp interactions with you because that was on my wishlist almost as soon as i found out about their sprite similarities and we didn’t even have to try, it just happened. you’re first ouma in my heart forever and i can’t wait to do some things with your oc too!!

@gambogeish: it’s kind of ironic how i didn’t finish twewy until we became friends, when it was first gifted to me by my boyfriend... it’s probably just the difference in maturity/gaming ability from then to now, but ANYWAY: i am so glad to have met you. you’re one of the first people in the community i’ve really connected with, and you’re an awesome person who i’d love to roleplay with regardless of muse. i’ve got a virtual high five right here waiting for you. o/

@pseudxcode syd, god bless your chihiro, honestly. he’s such a sweet little guy and i love his interactions with chiaki! of course i’ve always been a fan of these two together (even when she’s NOT an AI created by him), because their talents complement each other so well! they’re good for each other. i’d love to see more chiaki & chihiro action, especially if it involves chiaki encouraging him and reassuring him that he’s not as weak as he thinks he is.

@kibcu / @krclowa we only recently started talking but you’re such a welcome addition to thotchat, liz! take that as you will. this one’s probably gonna be a bit short but im looking forward to platonic naenami interactions and ur sonia too! aunty nanami’s gonna babysit the hell out of those naegi kids (aka give them all smartphones and sit back and relax)

@synthxsizxr GOOD IDOL, BEST SISTER, AKI LOVES HER HARU even if she really doesnt understand the idol lifestyle like, at all. chi, you yourself are very sweet and kind, it’s wonderful having you here in this community! i hope you’re having a lot of fun with your talentswap chiaki and i hope 

@relixum / @lxckyclovers: i hope you two don’t mind that i put you together here. i know you’ve been busy with school lately (good luck with that, by the way!!) but i didn’t want you to think i forgot about you! you guys make a mom/dad/parental unit so proud. you’re wonderful writers and i hope you find happiness wherever you go. *bob belcher voice* you’re my family and i love you but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.

@tcndcrloins levi you’re the other constant presence in thotchat and you’re such a fun person to have around. you’re so welcoming and comfortable in a sense that i never feel like i’m bothering you, and thats a pretty incredibly accomplishment considering how often i convince myself im annoying. get those drafts done, i believe in you!!

@delinqueon avery, you were probably the first person within the community i talked to one on one, and thank god you approached me because at that point i never would have had the courage to speak up! your leon is such a delight to interact with and so are your other characters. one day you’ll get me back for making you read the bee movie script out loud for fifteen minutes.... one day

@betraycd last but not least, first i have to thank fin for my current editing software that i still have yet to figure out even 10% of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but i’ll get there! fin, i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: i absolutely adore your souda, all of the time and effort you’ve put into his characterization and how you don’t ignore the uglier parts of his personality. he’s a lovely flawed boy and you really do him justice!

after word:

like any community with more than a few people, there have been ups and downs in the path few months. i wanted to add here as a general shout out that i have never felt so welcome and loved in a community that i originally would have thought would be more disjointed than what you might find on a forum. like, i’ve changed a lot thanks to you guys! i’ve been able to get over some of the hurdles of my social anxiety (i didnt jump over them so much as drag myself across the ground and painfully crawl over them) and i just... i feel good? i feel like people like me? there are still times where my anxiety insists i’m nothing but a useless burden, but i actually... feel like people enjoy having me around? holy shit!

i made some really cool new friends and got to know a different kind of roleplay community. im overall incredibly grateful for this wild and weird journey i’ve been on, and the journey certainly isn’t over by any means! i hope to keep seeing you guys around!

these words really arent even enough to express my gratitude. i havent been to some really dark places, but there for a while i felt like i was almost completely alone. i simply wasn’t connecting with other people like i wanted to. about 3-4 years ago i lost contact with (long story) my roleplay partners of 4 years and it wasn’t an easy thing to recover from, but i’m here now and it’s just... really good! incredible, even!

komussy

[bravado-raven]

Get To Know Me

Tagged by the magnificent @itana-007, Thank you so much for tagging me :D. I apologise for not doing these sooner tumblr isnt giving me damn notifications =P.

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag however many people you want!

THE LAST: 1. Drink: Water 2. Phone call: IRL friend Ash 3. Text message: @haikyuukazoo 4. Song you listened to: It Has Begun ~ Starset 5. Time you cried: 2 hrs ago, lmao.

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Nup 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope 8. Been cheated on: Nah 9. Lost someone special: Definitely 10. Been depressed: Absolutely 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Not legally allowed to drink =P

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLOURS: 12-14: Today i’m feeling Turquoise, Brown and Olive

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Online, Yeah. IRL, lmao who’d wanna talk to this nerd. 16. Fallen out of love: Not sure i truely know what love is. 17. Laughed until you cried: Of course! 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Negative 19. Met someone who changed you: I’ve met ppl who i never want to be like so yeah? i guess? 20. Found out who your friends are: Uh.. i always knew who they were... they are them, weird and unique as they are. 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: HA let’s just stop this at I’ve never kissed someone before.

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: All of em. 23. Do you have any pets: YA :D 24. Do you want to change your name: Never 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Celebrated it in Japan with my friends. 26. What time did you wake up: 4:05am 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Probably reading fanfiction 28. Name something you can’t wait for: The sweet release of death? uhh well my friends just organised another hang out so probably that cause i haven’t seen them in what feels like a month. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 3 mins ago 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: My fitness level. 31. What are you listening right now: My dad teaching my baby brother about pumpkins. 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: XD Yeah, he’s in my Chem and Physics and has the same will to live as I do. Man what a meme. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Dad 34. Most visited Website: Tumblr, Youtube and Netflix cause i have no life...

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME (Lmaooo) 35. Mole/s: Everywhere, like there are some old friends and some im like ... where u always there?? 36. Mark/s: I mean i always accidentally draw on myself cause im reckless. 37. Childhood dream: I wanted to be a singer which was crushed by my dad telling me i’m not good enough, then i wanted to be a scientist. 38. Hair Colour: Black 39. Long or short hair: Short, I love short hair, though i have no idea what suits me. like i look bad in both but in short I look a little less bad? 40. Do you have a crush on someone: I’m confused... idk if it’s a crush, or if it’s the desire for platonic friendship. (most likely the latter cause im about as romantic as a rag covered in moulded melted cheese) (KITA WTF) 41. What do you like about yourself: Uh.............. 42. Piercings: Nay 43. Bloodtype: O Positive, (at least some aspect of my life is positive) (kita no) 44. Nickname: Niki or Kita 45. Relationship status: Single 46. Zodiac: Capricor 47. Pronouns: Don’t really care for pronouns, call me whatever as long as it isnt mean, then i’ll fite u (pls no) 48. Favorite TV Show: OF ALL TIME, FOREVER WILL BE A:TLA 49. Tattoos: I would love some, but im not sure what of. 50. Right or left hand: Right 51. Surgery: Nada 52. Hair dyed in different colour:  Nein, i’d love like subtle steaks or surprise rainbow fish under but yeah, i like my hair colour. 53. Sport: I was gonna put *runs away* but i know i can’t even do that. 55. Vacation: Take me away, idec where, Surprise trips are great. 56. Pair of trainers: What does this even mean?

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: A *uncrumples packet* Carman’s Original, Fruit Free, Museli bar. 58. Drinking: Nothin rn. 59. I’m about to: Probably binge youtube OR start my Chem homework. 61. Waiting for: a reason to live Something to genuinely smile or laugh at. 62. Want: mental stability?  63. Get married: At this moment in time don’t think so. 64. Career: I have no clue, I wanted to go into medicine but dad said there’s no point cause i probs wont get in and it’s really hard (Thanks dad). at the moment i want any career that allows me to directly help other people (which was why i wanted to go into medicine and help those with terminal illnesses)

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: SHORT STORY TIME! So my family isnt a very... intimate? emotional? family. We do hug each other but it’s more like pats on the back, we do not kiss each other and don’t say “I love you” very often and that’s fine, cause it means that when we do, it carries a lot more with it. Now I FEAR kisses and saying the “L” word. Like i don’t like the “L” word in an intimate sense, it scares me. Luv is fine, but “LOVE” has too much emotional meaning behind it for it to be said just willy nilly, for me personally. ANYWAY STORY TIME KINDA? I GUESS OVER. (i choose hugs.) 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes, honestly the amount of times i want to just admire anyone’s eyes is uncountable. The unique patterns and shade and lighting UH. 67. Shorter or taller: Taller.  68. Older or younger: Honestly the elderly and the youth scare me. I’m okay with anyone as long as they accept me. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Nice person. 71. Sensitive or loud: Both. If you wanna be loud by thor be as loud as you want (as long as you respect that we all have a right to quiet), if u wanna talk bout ur feelings sure i’ll listen, can’t help but i’ll listen. 72. Hook up or relationship: What is a hook up? Relationship i guess? 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant.

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a Stranger: Again, No to the kisses. 75. Drank hard liquor: Again, Not legally allowed too. 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Don’t wear em. 77. Turned someone down: HA who’d want me 78. Sex on the first date: Let’s just stop at “first date”  79. Broken someone’s heart: Lmao i hope not, don’t waste ur time on my dumb ass. I’m too oblivious for that. 80. Had your heart broken: Idk if it counts as a “heart break” if ur like, 13. Like chill child your still young. 81. Been arrested: Nah 82. Cried when someone died: Of Course. 83. Fallen for a friend: Tripped, yes. in love? Don’t think so.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: HELL NO :D 85. Miracles: pffft, nah 86. Love at first sight: Absolutely not. 87. Santa Claus: A creepy old white fat man that gives me presents? (sugar daddy) 88. Kiss on the first date: Again, Kisses are a No-No unless i share a very strong emotional bond with you (even then u’d be lucky)

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: probs this scrub @beeboplox 91. Eyecolor: Brown.  92. Favorite movie: The incredibles?

TAGGING TIME: The usual @whovian1077, @firthermore​, @haikyuukazoo​, and anyone who wants to do this.

100% optional! If ya would like me to stop tagging you gimme a shout and i’ll stop (also goes if you’d like to be tagged). Thanks y’all for being awesome. =PP

[disableddisaster]

do all of them i once again cannot read

this isnt abt the ask game i rbed earlier but im gna pretend it is bc im BORED

Have you ever:

1. Skipped class?

sfdgkadfgkas yes.

2. Done drugs?

literally one single time in my life

3. Self harmed?

looking back on it, ya lol

4. Drank?

to quote @quidditchlesbian: “vodka is lesbian culture”

5. Shoplifted?

NO

6. Gotten a tattoo?

i want so many!!! but no

7. Broken up with someone?

AAAAAAAAAA /yes it was awful lmao

What’s your favorite:

8. Show?

i dont,..... know i dont really watch tv except for like, casually so probabl b99 or the office or something

9. Movie?

like.................twilight and also the princess bride and ALSO moana. moana was on in the dentist office today and i almost cried

10. Song?

me, an indecisive libra bitch.., pick a single song...........

11. Tumblr?

U! sent this ask!

12. Singer/Band?

hmhmhmhmhmhm,. patd, halsey, paramore, lorde, imagine dragons but thats like way more casual of a fave

13. Memory?

i have a disorder tha t affects my memory and brain function what? even are memories/.

14. Book?

the harry potter series hands down but the twilight saga gets a special mention 

This or that:

I done all these!!!!!!!!

What’s your:

22. Age?

18! 

23. Sign?

liBRO

24. Height?

like 4′11 but can we pretend im 5′ PLS

25. Sexual orientation?

BIG FUCKING LESBIAN

26. Shoe size?

like???? 5 or 6 idk 

27. Religion?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/

28. Longest relationship?

8??? months?????? i dont remember

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights?

gays can get married now what other rights do they need

30. Second chances?

man i guess idk

31. Long distance relationships?

difficult but worth it & probably very rewarding!!!

32. Abortion?

pro choice

33. The death penalty?

dude i dont know like. i just dont know lots of mixed feelings on this one

34. Marijuana ?

it smells awful it tastes awful it is awful but u do u i guess!

35. Love?

DO U BELIEVE IN LIFE AFER LOVEEE

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost?

one single ghost? yes. multiple ghosts? impossible

37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?

im not about to spend 20 minutes with jet hot water streaming onto my face no thanks!

38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?

mostly closed bjut my kitties gotta get in somehow!!!

39. Love someone?

i love U!!!!!!!!!!! JENNA! (and many other ppl bjut jenna gets a shout out)

40. Still watch cartoons?

wow we dont have cable anymore but before it got cut i watched that bear show sometimes. the one where theyd all stand on eachother. SOC UTE

41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

no!

42. Like yourself?

HAHAHHAA