#if i rember ill put a comment and @ you

[outfoxt]

that all makes sense to me 🤔 +0 = hot and -0 = cold

here's my system, at your request:

assuming normal air pressure, 32 degrees is the freezing point of water and 212 degrees is the boiling point.

I personally don't ever really think about 0 degrees, partially because I come from a warmer climate and partially because it doesn't really mean anything other than "it cold 🥶"

when it's below 32 you know it's cold and when it's above you know it's not as cold. what most people can ageee to be a "nice" temperature range is 68-77 degrees, but the actual range of opinions of "nice" temperatures ranges anywhere from 60-80 degrees. my preferred temperature is 63 outside, and 72 inside. anything over 80 is Hot™ and anything over 95 gets close to unbearable. it does regularly get above 100 degrees in some places during the summer, but luckily we live in the day and age of air conditioning. average human body temp is about 98.6 degrees. I will say that fahrenheit is more "sensitive" than celcius in that more numbers in fahrenheit equal the same number in celcius

they should invent a 69 degrees that feels like 69 degrees (it feels like it's 75)

[captain-squid-knuckles]

No hate cause idk if you knew but in the robot tierlist for your updoming tournament bracket, why is coconuts from sonic in "go to jail" tier but not darrell from ok ko? coconuts is definitely not "minor coded" (works as a janitor, constantly worried about job security), but darrell is explicitly described as a "robo-teen" in official materials.

Okay so firstly i think you got the wrong guy here its my freind who setting up the tournement. But you seem geniune so ill try n answer to the best of my ability (bear with me we did the basic one i think 4 years ago). It was a group of people who decided on where they place i think we put cocunut in go to jail cause he's like physically apperance wise just a monkey? I think that was it i dont fully rember. Also i cant comment on the other guy I've never seen ok ko so i knew nothing about the charcter and sat that one out for that reason, let a freind who knew more about the show pick placement. They dont have tumblr and prolly only saw the chara through like youtube clips. I'll send this to my freind who is managing the tourny see if they can like rb with anythig i missin but hopw this helps.

Edit:

Knowing that chara is a teen tho they will be removed from the tourney

[bandeusi-usneunda]

change, before it happens again.

I rember somehow stumbling across a video a couple years back about korean actress Jang Jayeon and how she allegedly killed herself it was in a complialtion video, many other korean celebrities that had passed away from chronic illness or tragic events were in it too. I rember the terrifying jolt I felt reading the word "suicide" in my phone screen and reading the brief description of her story. It was so unbelievably sad and heartbreaking to me how she hid all her pain and was being abused behind closed doors. I saw that video maybe four or five years ago.

I was introduced to the south korean boy group SHINee roughly 7 years ago when I was in fourth grade, about 9 years old. After I got over the initial culture shock I feel in love with them, their mesmerizing dances, melodic voices and exciting concepts. I feel in love with them as people and come to appreciate them more and more every day. I love them still it's strange, ive never met them? yet I feel like I know them to some extent. They easily became the highlight of my day. I watched every show I could could find with them in it, I remeber watching so many grainy videos from their debut era, not caring about the quality because I was so absorbed.

So on the morning of December 18th, 2017 on my bus ride to school, I midlessly scrolled through my phone as I did every day. I remember pulling down my notification bar on my phone and seeing "Breaking: SHINee's Jonghyun.." I couldn't see the rest of the words but somehow I just knew. I just knew when I pressed on it what had happened. I opened the article anyway and read the title over and over. I broke out sobbing and showed the screen of my phone to my sister who is the one who introduced me to the group, her reaction mirrored my own. I couldn't contain myself I cried all day, I tried to rationalize that I didn't even really know him, that it shouldn't be tearing me apart like this. That night I cried the hardest I had in my entire life, my head ached for hours through the tears. The sadness and feeling of regret, though I couldn't have known or stopped it from happening ate me away for months. Sometimes things would be okay but it would just hit me harder later. These days I think he's doing well wherever he is and that he's finally getting the life he deserves. Sometimes when I see pictures of him He almost looks unfamiliar and it breaks my heart. When I look at old videos of him I see a boy with a dream, a son, a brother a friend who never got to live the life on earth they deserved. I rember trying to tell myself that it would have been the same if he wasn't a celebrity' that maybe he was destined to go in that way but its not true. He felt pressure, he saw the comments, he felt the criticism and he did not feel like he could escape. He gave the world his heavenly talent and he got his life taken in return. I still think about him most days, the pain isn't as intense, but it will always linger. I can only imagine what his family and his brothers feel, his closest friends. So desperately I thought that people needed to change that "knetz" and haters needed to stop spewing disgusting hate on people they did not even know, people they just hated to hate.

A few days ago I saw the article that Sulli had passed away from a suspected suicide. She had always been a "wild" one I used to think. But wild in the western society I live in and "wild" in a relatively conservative society like South Korea are very different. As more articles came out and I found out more about the recent events that likely caused her to end her life I just wanted to scream out to the world "don't you know you're killing people? The stupid words you type thoughtlessly are killing people!" You can argue whatever you want but its disgusting and not Sulli or Jonghyun's fault for leaving this cruel culture.

Why is it that two individuals who challenge South Korea's societal and celebrity norms now no longer walk on this earth? Why do these beautiful people have to go so soon? They're so many "what ifs" and "i wish"s to say.

Korean people have said themselves that as a general populations Koreans are too quick to criticize those things that don't match their ideals. Mental health is still a difficult topic, but it shouldn't be. How much longer, how many more have to go before we humans living and breathing right now typing comments on our phones, realize that our words have weight? I won't say im innocent and that I have never typed a mean comment or criticized someone for something trivial, but its time to change its time to "grow" up and become responsible for our words. No more hiding behind little screens.

It isn't just celebrities you love, its your classmate, your friend, your sibling, your partner, anyone could be feeling like they could crack at any second because the world seems turned agaisnt them and the only option to feel better is to stop feeling. Stop ignoring it, don't let someone else die before you change the way you think.

Celebrities are people, whether you may think someones "weak" for being affected by hundreds of comments on the daily criticizing and saying the most malicious and disgusting things to them, you need to realize that not everyone is you and that you need to put yourself in someone else's shoes to know how they feel. Words hurt more than some people can possibly imagine.

My heart hurts for the friends of these two beautiful people, that have to carry on with their heads held high acting like they're okay. Acting like two of the closest people in their lives haven't been ripped away because of a society and a world lacking empathy. I pray to whoever is out them to help them and to change this revolting world.

These people's dreams are dead but luckily the memory of them remains.

please make a change, dont wait.

[thehalfworld]

Fanfic MST: ITS MY LIFE!, a Portal fanfic [part 12]

Oh yes, friends, it’s back! It’s been entirely too long (two years too long, to be exact) and I hope you’re all ready for some more vaguely Portal-flavored nonsense. 

No real warnings for this chapter, just typical MarissaTheWriter ridiculousness. And canon character death, maybe, depending on whether or not you take the events of this chapter at face value (and, if I remember this story correctly, you probably shouldn’t).

Recap: Chell and GLaDOS have fused into one entity, P-body is pregnant, and Marissa for some reason decided that Rattman is the only one who can prevent disaster even though dude is strictly a non-action guy. She located him and now the two of them are planning on taking down the Chell/GLaDOS fusion.

Chapter 1

Previous chapter

AN YOU GUYSARE ALL SO WEIRD! YOU WERE GIVIN ME GOOD REVIEWS THEN YOU SAY IM A TROLL AN THAT YUR GONNA KILL ME AN PUT SALT IN MY THINGS? 

That is pretty weird, yeah. 

(I’m not even sure what she’s referencing. Maybe a play on “assault”?)

IF IT WERENT FOR THE PEPOLE HOO REALLY LICK MY STORY LIKE THE BUZINESS GUY AN SEPHRAL AN CAT NOT BOUNCY ID STOP IT RITE NOW!

I dunno who Sephral is, but “the buziness guy” is user ASBusinessMagnet (later a recurring character in MarissaTheWriter’s stories; I’m pretty sure we got married at one point), and “Cat Not Bouncy” is Tumblr user catbountry, who was going by “Not Cat Bountry” on Fanfiction dot net and who did a dramatic reading.

PS - I NO THAT GLADOS IS SPELLED GLADOS I CALLED HER FUSION CHELLGADOS BECOS CHELL ALREADY HAS THE LS AN IT SOUNDED MORE COOLER!

See, I told you she’d explain that. All makes sense now, right? Perfectly logical writing decision.

ITS MY LIFE!

CHAPTER TWELF: THE FINAL BATTLE

Bit of a misnomer, since this is not, in fact, the final chapter.

(Actually, if I remember correctly, MarissaTheWriter may have been writing by the seat of her pants; it’s possible she initially intended this as the True and Honest Final Battle.)

Ratman an I were goin thru the air ducks to get to CHELLGADOSs layer were the final show down wold be. 

Oh my god, she means her lair, not her layer. That literally took me years to figure out. Holy fuck.

Wheatly was growlin an tryin to be scarry becos he didant have weapons so he was lick are cheer leader. 

Considering what happens when Wheatley actually tries to be the bad guy, I think this is preferable.

We intered the layer an saw CHELLGADOS buildin turrents but these ones was speshal becos they cold walk a round an shoot an stuff! 

Hey, I played Portal 2, I saw the turret assembly line. It’s pretty much autonomous. She doesn’t have to build them herself, and honestly I think she’d find it beneath her.

But maybe things have changed since I left the building.

"INTURDER!" One of the turrents called to CHELLGADOS. CHELLGADOS looked at me with all the angry she ever had.

That’s a phenomenal amount of anger. Surprised Marissa didn’t combust on the spot.

"Marrissa Roberts you have interfeared with my plans for the last time becos now I will kill you." 

All right! Time for some murder!

Then she seed Ratman an got more angry. "RATMAN IS A LIFE? NOW YOU WILL BOTH DYE!" 

I doubt she cares about killing Rattman, considering that she didn’t do so before and that he poses basically no threat on his own. Like I said… non-action guy.

CHELLGADOS taked out her portal gun wich was modified to shoot bullets lick a reel gun but cold shoot portals to just in case. 

Okay, but does it really shoot bullets? I ask because the turrets use spring-loaded action in order to fire the entire bullet, which is obviously a hell of a lot less effective despite delivering more bullet per bullet. Explains why Chell can take so many hits without dying.

Point being, there’s no evidence Aperture Science knows how guns are supposed to work.

She fired the portal gun an it hit Ratman with a boom an I thot he was dead for sure.

But Ratman gotted up! 

What? Is he still alive?

"Silly CHELLGADOS you cannt hurt me becos..." He pulled down his pants an I saw that he had replased his man thingys with... the space an rick cores! 

…I know we’re leading up to a “balls of steel” joke, and I shan’t comment on that, but this raises so many goddamn questions. How do you replace your testicles with personality cores? A personality core is a hell of a lot bigger, and heavier, than a human testicle. Also, Space Core is in space, so how did Rattman get ahold of him? Did he shrink the cores somehow? How did this make him immune to bullets? How did he fit two personality cores in his pants? Why did he need to flash everybody?

My brain is hurting over this and I know it’s only in the story because the author wanted to make a stupid pun. Moving the hell on.

"IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!" (Thats from a game called Duke Nukum Forever its funny) The space core was still thing he was in space but Rick was mad at been one off Ratmans tentacles. 

One of his tentacles? Are we in a hentai now?

"Well then ill just portal you into space like Wheatly an see how you like it you wont!" CHELLGADOS shooted a nother portal unner Ratmans feet an he was sucked into s space. "No dont you are my dotter Chell!" Ratman yelled as he got sucked in.

Uh… what? How? I thought Marissa and Chell were both Cave and Caroline’s kids in this story. Wasn’t that established several chapters ago?

"OMG HOW?" CHELLGADOS an me said at the same time to gether. "It all storted a long time ago..." Ratman gave us the down lo as he was just barely hanging on to the portal. "I used to work for Gabe Jonson affer he changed his name to Cave in onor of his dead brother. Caroline was got shot as you no Marrissa an was put in a robot body that was called... GLaDOS!" 

Right, we know. How is he hanging on to the portal? Can you do that? I don’t think you can do that.

CHELLGADOS o-mouthed at his shockin words. 

Did she forget she spent the beginning of this story being a goth emo over the revelation that she used to be human? Like… this isn’t news anymore.

"Gabe new he wold have to dotters named Marrissa an Chell but since GLaDOS was a prototip she an Cave coldnt make baby normal way an instead used the artificial enseamanation an grew test toob babys. 

Hey, what the fuck is the “normal way” to have sex with a giant robot? Seriously, please inbox me if you know. It’s for a friend. I swear.

But there was a miksup an my dna got used instead of Gabes for one of the toobs that toob was... CHELL!" Then Rutman coldnt hold on any longer an fell into space an died.

Why did Aperture Science have a sperm sample from Rattman on file? How did they get DNA from Caroline, since her physical human body no longer exists? How does Rattman know about the mixup? Who carried the baby to term? How did two white people birth a woman of color? How did two white people birth a woman of color? I don’t know if I brought this up earlier in the MST, but I am directing that question at every “Chell is Cave and Caroline’s daughter” theorist too. You’re not off the fucking hook.

Then CHELLGADOS started shackin an looked funny. Chell was fightin back a gainst GLaDOSs control! "Marrissa there is not much time left you must kill me to stopped GLaDOS once and four all!" 

Okay, but we know what happens when Marissa kills Chell — thanks to having consumed the “zombie taters,” Chell will just turn into a zombie. You don’t want the most tenacious woman in the world after your brains, but especially not when she’s fused with the most massive collection of wisdom to ever exist, who also hates you.

I o-mouthed becos Chells brane damage was cured so now I coldnt put her out of MISERY lol. 

That’s actually not the concern I expected Marissa to have. She has no problem killing disabled people, but being fused with a homicidal AI who is using your body as her puppet is A-OK, even when the victim is begging for death?

Man, this girl could use some new priorities.

"But I cannt kill you Chell yur my sister there must be a nother way! Chell got sad "Hurry GLaDOS is takin control!" An she started lollin with evil. There was no way I cold kill Chell an then I rembered that GLaDOS used to be Carlion an that made me not want to kill herr neither.

Yeah, and remember how she used to be a well-written and complex character who cannot be reduced to a mere villain and who actually likes Chell so much she keeps writing songs about it?

Sorry, there I go talking about canon again.

"Bloody hell Marrissa shes powerin up!" Wheatly screemed from inside my jump soot an I looked up an saw CHELLGADOS was floatin in air an electric stuff was comin out off her. "THANKS MARRISSA YUO REMINDED ME THAT I USED TO BE CARALIN SO I REMBERED THAT I HAVE POWERS TOO!" 

Hey, uh, what the fuck? 

I o-mouthed, that dumb ingineer forgot to make it so only I gotted the powers! I didant no what to do now an it seemed hope less when a herd a sound. "Hey b**** were heer for backup!" It was... ATLAS AN P-BODY!

Who are they here to back up?

"OMG why are you jersk helpin me?" I asked while o-mouthin from the shock. "Becos CHELLGADOS is half yur sister an we dont lick you so we dont lick Chell neither!" Atlas eksplained. "An I rembered that you gave us the drugs an beer in the first place so if it wasnt for you we woldnt have drugs an beer!" P-Body added an Atlas nodded like yeah! 

I guess that’s reasonable. I, too, feel indebted to those who give me drugs and beer.

We started ti fire are portal guns at CHELLGADOS an the portals combined to make a big portal black hole.

Co-op mode would benefit from the inclusion of this feature, I think.

"OH SH**!" CHELLGADOS screamed as the GLaDOS parts were all sucked out off Chell. 

Should have attached them better, I guess.

Ones all of GLadOS was gone we closed the portal an Chell falled down on the ground. "Chell I safed you!" I rant to my sister an gave her hug. "Marrissa Im sorry, but the damaje from GLaDOS was to much..."

“…not to mention, having my butt sliced off after someone used their powers a little too recklessly…”

An she dyed in my arms. "Nooooo Chell my sister you are died!" I cried soooo much an Whealty cried to becos they was frends even Atlas an P-Body looked kinna sad.

Isn’t Chell gonna turn into a zombie now or are we not doing the zombie stuff anymore? Was that only because she was brain-damaged? This fic is confusing.

I put down Chells body an stand up when there was a clikclak nose be hind me.

Oh no! Not a clikclak nose!

"LOL we tricked you to get yur guard down Marrissa! Now die b****!" An Atlas an P-Body lolled an shot me in head.

I’ve probably mentioned it before, but I love that the author of this mess has no problem writing over-the-top violence but feels the need to censor the word “bitch.”

"Marrissa!" Wheatly screamed an ever thing got really black an I died.

Love the prose.

TO BE CONTINUED?

Yes, indeed, we’re not done with this fic yet!

OH NO MARRISSA IS DIED!

Oh, yes.

CAN WHEATLY SAFE HER?

Well, seeing as she’s dead, I think it may be a bit late for that.

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT ONE PS IM THINKIN OF MAYBE WRITIN A SPINNOFF A BOUT TEEN FORTRESS 2 AN GABE JONSON AN CARALION LIVIN IN PORTAL HIGH SCHOOL WHAT DO YOU GUYS THIN?

She actually did write that spinoff, by the way. I’ll put my MST of it up on this blog at some point.

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