#if i make shitposts??? theres the gold

[barfville]

i just couldnt help myself

[sentientgopro]

Everything in the & 196 Video explained

A good place to start for learning 196 culture and understanding some of the stuff we mention is this video, made upon the end of 196, showcasing some of the biggest moments on the sub. Im gonna explain as many of these as possible. First, the history of 196. My source is a post I loosely remember from the person who made 195.

r/195 was a subreddit created by a few roomates living in apartment no. 195 to allow them to share memes easily and save stuff. They didn't set it to private and were suprised when they saw people starting to join. They decided to screw with them by creating the ONE GOLDEN RULE. You must post before you leave. They decided to do this as an experiment for 420 weeks (If I remember correctly.) Alot of fun was had and alot of 196s culture began here , such as Floppa and fanter. People were upset when the experiment ended, the sub had truly struck gold, so its permanent (or so we thought), sequel was created, 196. Its wortg considering, as what was basically an anarchy sub, why didnt it turn into a racist and himophobic shithole like the other ones? Its obviously dependent on the mods. The mods of most anarchy subs create them because they just want a place where they wont face consequences for saying terrible shit. 195 was different, and was moderated by more reasonable people. this is why 196 became the trans friendly space its known as today. Okay, onto the video.

Love of: The two 196 mascots, Floppa and Spronkus. These 2 will show up alot in this video. Spronkus was created in a meme comparing left and right shitposting, where the right is just a racist caricature and the left is "a popular recognisable cartoon character with a gun thay says trans rights and shoots fascits." It also has a gun thats labelled "this is a gun". Spronkus was, infact, not a recognisable cartoon character, but one created by the artist of the meme. It was named and became a 196 mascot, appearing in our r/place image.

The sun: alot of these images are just memes that did well on this sub and fit the lyrics. they explain themselves, theres no more culture to it, I wont mention them in the list from now on.

Came back again: The pillar wars. 196 had a lengthly battle over an image of different pillar types, where people would argue for their favourite pillar.

To make it clear that: When AI filters were just starting to pick up, someone ran their face through a masculinity filter many, many times, and this was the result.

Shame on a martyr: 197 is a place generally recognised as the place that people who liked 196 but got banned for being an asshole go. So its basically 196 but a little more right leaning.

Either perspective of &: First image of Bridget/ Biscuit/ Brisket/ Bucket. One meme where a guy mispelled bridget (Or was it someone who said one of their relatives kept mispronouncing it? Not really important either way) so it became a running joke of Spelling bridget incorrectly. I imagine this was elsewhere on the internet, not just 196.

Dry: Not sure if this is really a 196 culture thing, but its a common joke on 196 that there is nothing dryer than the pussy of Ben Shapiros wife.

& All the &s that we forgot: 196 was known for having microcelebrities, people that were easily recognisable in comments and people know their name. Most notable is Goblinhog, who became a moderator, but the rapid expansion of microcelebs came with monko74 who became one. Alot of people started signing their posts/ comments in a certain way to make them more recognisable.

Leave if you can't stand the thought of it: Not alot to it, 196 mods made the based decision to ban any and all people using the reddit NFT avatars.

New & Old: The new and old images for the sub. Everytime the image changed, it would replace the old one, they would all still be partially transparent. First was that rabbit, then a globe thing was added. The mods did a random choice of who would get to choose the new sub image for a month, and the winner chose a picture of that guy you can faintly see in the new image. It was changed back to the old image and the guy was added at the end of the month. Spronkus also temporarily became the sub icon, before it was added to the full image.

John & Yoko: A heavily edited version of a comic that was used as a frequent meme template on 196. The original joke is that 2 guys and a girl meet their future selves, and one of the guys is suprised to find his future self as a woman.

They took a lesson from their fathers: Explained by the 196 history at the start

Their lives stuck beside every &: The yoshi and toad kissing tattoo was a like goal thing if I remember correctly, "If I get this many likes Ill do this" and they did it. Either that or it was a goal for the sub itself.

Stop the peace: When 196 was at a perceived low point, and Sprokus was on the rise, people came to the conclusion that 196 just wasn't as Gay as it used to be, and it needed to be fixed.

We digress: There was a post (Dont think it was on 196) of a 4 panel comic thats supposed to be something about women moving on from heartbreak or something but the 4th panel was replaced with an image of a shitting toothpaste. Someone commented to ask for the version without the toothpaste and this comment and post was screenshotted and became popular on 196. When the no toothpaste version was posted, the same person asked for a version with the toothpaste. It was a common joke for a while for people to replace the fourth panels, or other panels, of other comics with the toothpaste. This is an amogus version of it. That should be everything, please reblog if Ive missed stuff.

[erraticdementiac]

^^^its little interactions like these that really cement my love for these shitposting ginger twinks. they have so much fun just being together and loving eachother Look at them! Look at those grinning faces and tell me theres a god! its so sweet and wholesome uauauaghhh..... its BULLSIHT I WANT TO SWALLOW OfficeMAx Stapless.. i am smitten i am Enamoreeedddddd. seriously i really feel like whenever anybody talks about hikakao scenes they mainly just reference like the "punishment games" line or whenever they seem to be getting suspiciously too into their "brotherly love" act but for me its always been the genuine innocence of them just being together and caring for one another that makes me love this ship so fucking much like i WILL write about this some more in a meta i swear AUhggug

straight up tho if you havent watched the full ohshc live action movie tahts on youtube you definitely should because it is GOLD MINNE for the campy ass shenaniganery that ouran is renowned for. like. its cringe but its refined cringe, y'know like fools gold

[miss-bvnny]

''Do you think I'm one of a kind, or just.....One hundred and one?''

[pesky-adventurers]

OC MASTERLIST [THE MAIN ONES AT LEAST] This is just a quick summary, since I don’t have art of all of them yet I’ll make tags for when I do! There’s general tag, art tag and shitpost tag

Indie Martell-15 He/Him Bi- Neon Green and Black, Associated with Acid, Fights and Make-Up.

#indie tag #indie art #green shadow kinnie

Tammie Bayer-15 She/Her Pan- Pastel Purple, Associated with Geology, Feelings of loneliness, and warmth

#tammie tag #tammie art #SHES REAL, I PROMISE

Wit Key-19 He/Him Gay/Ace- Yellows and Golds, Associated with Electronics, Denial and Cats

#wit tag #wit art #catboy…..

Serena Bonaccorsi-16 She/Her Lesbian-Greens and Electric Purples, Associated with Running, sparking anger and loyalty

#serena tag #serena art #Athlete not Mathlete

Silver Bisset-16 They/Them [questioning]-Silvers and Whites, Associated with Sharks, feeling lost, and the sea

#silver tag #silver art #teenage shark doodoo

Mike Howitt-12 He/Him [doesnt know]- Reds and Oranges, Associated with The Woods, Feeling somethings wrong and monsters

#mike tag #mike art #12 yr old brick wall

Toshiaki Kishimoto-17 He/Him Gay- Royal Blues and Silvers, Associated with Holograms, Stress and Worry

#toshi tag #toshi art #kaiba kinnie

Connor Nietzsche- 16 He/Him Bi- Purples and Browns, Associated with Graveyards, Bad Luck and Digging

#connor tag #connor art #corpse man

Case Bentley-17 He/Him Straight-Dark Red, Associated with Cars, “Being a Man”, and corny pick up lines

#case tag #case art #manwhore monday

Parker Price- 17 He/Him Bi- Red, Associated with Memory, Cycles and Unwilling change

#parker tag #parker art #sad wolf hours

Beatriz Briggs- 17 She/Her ???-Pinks and Purples, Associated with Time, Breaking and Betrayal

#beatriz tag #beatriz art #gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Edgar Travier- 400+ He/They Pan- Teals, Associated with Anger, Revenge and Chaos [HES. THE MAIN VILLIAN.]

#edgar tag #edgar art #losing to teenagers

Rios Wackulenco-20 He/Him Pan/Poly- Blues and Greens, Associated with Necromancy/Ghosts, Double Crossing and Mistakes

#rios tag #rios art #gods most hated

Ozell Acampora- 17(?) He/Him AroAce-Reds and Black, Associated with Vampires, Fakery and Mystery

#ozell tag #ozell art #fakepire

Weston “Fernsby”- 17 He/Him Bi- Pinks and Golds, Associated with Gossip, Defensiveness, and Disappearing

#weston tag #weston art #wankworth

Quinton Kinningham- 18 He/Him Bi/Ace- Deep Blues and Sparkles, Associated with Change, Clumsiness and Action

#quinton tag #quinton art #sparkle lawyer

Lennie Sylvis-17 She/Her Lesbian- Pastel peaches, Associated with Communication, Indirect Action and Connection

#lennie tag #lennie art #she knows, she knows and I know she knows

Pick Knotwillow- ???[Adult] She/Her Lesbian- Reds, Associated with Protection, Theft and Thorns

#pick tag #pick art #your keys are her keys

??? Gray- 25??? He/Him Straight- Black and White, Associated with Amnesia, Revenge and Shadow

#gray tag #gray art #grey gray

THESE ARE THE MAIN GUYS AND ILL EDIT IF THERES MORE BUT FOR NOW THATS ALL. Below are general tags

#helpdesk

Information posts about my ocs/world or things like this post

#ramblings

Mainly me talking, sometimes oc related

#x tag

A character not listed here will still have their own tag! I just don’t feel like writing all of them out

#jams jams and jams

Playlists, also tagged with character!

#ensemble

RELATING TO ALL OR MULTIPLE CHARACTERS! I might also include a group name

Note I will also talk in the tags!!!! That is all, hope you enjoy my ocs !!!

[patchdotexe]

Explorers of Arvus: uhhhh / 3.23.21

today's notes are different from usual bc. well. you'll see

LAST TIME ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS i broke my sleep schedule and am barely existing so this is fine. we went back to camp vengeance an uhhhhhhhhhhhh we are now going to fuck off into the forest to die or prove a very important point

oh god we forgot to level up

[mgd voice] BOOSTING NYX TO MAXIMUM LEVEL

im so fuckin tired. what on earth am i doing. how do i level again

k is not here this time but instead we've got mae+nii bonking their heads together to simulate 2 braincells and so far it is not working. i might just have to like fuckin, drop out n zzz partway thru or somethin. would be fun to see how chaotic michael makes charlie in my absensce

oh wait i can do d&dbeyond i think. how do i work this again. will i ever remember i have shield

what level am i. level 6? pog. oh shit i think i have a new thing

. new spell

. 3 total 3rd level spell slots

. bend luck! i can now screw people over on purpose (and will probably use my sorcery points FINALLY)

michael is leveling charlie up bc my brain is apple sos

ASDXFKLJFH I FEEL CALLED OUT zec rb'd my most recent art of MaX with "all i know about xem is that leo likes xem a lot that's the extent of my knowledge" THANK U FOR SUPPORTIN ME ANYWAY

there will be less blaseball distractions than last time bc blaseball is now on siesta. however i will still have MaX brainrot in the background bc i was drawing xem

wyatt mason my beloved

OKAY I GOTTA MUTE THE TACO STAND FOR THE ENTIRETY OF D&D i cannot and will not get distracted. we can do this. we

nintendo wii

we havent even started yet and im already incoherent

ok i have made a decision and that decision is that i do not have the brainpower to play. however i do have the brianpower to take notes hopefully! so ill just like. vibe. this will be a first

oh man im gonan pick up Blink. charlie is gonna be a fucking menace to herself and others

oh my god its not concentration so charlie may continue teleporting while unconscious. thorne is going to hate this

[charlie gets her soul eaten by a ring] [charlie singing dragonston din tei at halvkWAIT JORB HAS A PRIZE

jorb got a thing! an evil genius thing! figure man. fugrine. figuring. help

GREEN HAS DIAGNOSED ME AS TIGREX MONSTERHUNTER i love this

my notes are a disaster. this is so sucks

serotonin is stored in the wiggly zoomy jorb camera

jorb: his pinky is the size of the rest of his fingers

leo: he has a disease

jorb: he has a disease.

jorb: that disease is male pattern baldness

leo: [reduced to tearful giggling for mysterious reasons]

LAST TIME, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS: we've returned to camp vengeance! taure is still unconscious, which is not very great. camp vengeance is doin better tho!

michael, as part of the recap: ingrid is getting railed by her new girlfriend,

first dice roll of the day is michael rolled a 1. good start

OH THORNE IS AN ARTIFICER NOW thorne took a level in artificer!

"...it's like figuring out the right mathematical equation to summon a gun."

group is gonna go check out the statue that we passed by now that we're not WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONK AND GEORGE CANONICALLY HAVE IBS thats it im not looking at 772 anymore

im doing a bad job of paying attention but at least im Present

SIERON LEARNED FLY AND USED IT ON CHARLIE

michael: what do you want to do with your new flying powers?

leo: how many problems can i cause in 10 minutes

guard 1: ...why is the halfling flying?

guard 2: [rolls a 3 on intelligence] i think they can just do that

groundhogs, the real scourge of the campaign

silje and sieron are gonna hunt a big elk. they got distracted and sieron is putting grass on silje's head. i think

WAIT WE'RE ON WATCH NOW FUCK

we have discovered kali's tragic backstory whoops

update i am. too sleepy for this. good nigh everyone

[ and then leo went and somewhat took a nap! solar, normally playing thorne, started playing charlie in my stead. @jorbs-palace, local hero, started taking shitpost notes in my stead. ]

jorb's ghostwritten notes for leo:

help solar is immediately doing a cursed voice for charlie. charlie can do so many crimes

congratulations, charlie is now temporarily immortal!

dwarves can hit things with their beard

kali wants to know if she's legally allowed to bail

she'd feel really bad if she had to loot our corpses for payment if we died.

we have entered the Tree Zone

one of the corpses is now a flamingo (has one leg)

silje has decided to stab the ground. take that, dirt

kali was large size for a second there but then she remembered to not be a giant

"you accidentally deleted my cat?!"

silje has learned naruto cloning jutsu

be gone, thot

oh boy, making an int check to look at a statue! 11! silje is dumb apparently.

hmm. the statue has divination magic. it's also affecting silje.

SILJE LEARNED A 6TH LEVEL SPELL? its only single use but still

you solved my statue riddllllleeeee

thorne forgot to have eyes

its a shame mac and cheese doesnt exist in the d&d universe

wizards are just math criminals (the criminal part is setting people on fire)

sieron crit fails a check but it was still a 9 because of having +8

thorne is looking for what's weird!

uh oh music got scary, never a good sign

hmm. those leaves over there weren't dead a moment ago.

UNDEAD TROLL TIME! rolling initiative

"it's ok, im a wizard, it's my duty to be correct." "wow! waow!"

woooah here he comes

IT JUST DID HALF SIERON'S HEALTH AS A PASSIVE END OF TURN EFFECT?

thorne backed up and cast eldri- oh, ray of enfeeblement. character development continues

charlie is going to just blink out of existence for a minute.

big chungus has grabbed silje and sieron. BIG CHUNGUS HAS THROWN SILJE AND SIERON.

sieron is using hit and run tactics! isn't good at his extra attack yet though

silje is activating bid bid blood blood blood

thorne uses beam of skipping your leg day. troll's legs are now skipped.

michael is trying to determine what a 'clavicle' is

"does that mean the star trek kind, or the bdsm kind?"

charlie wants to cast magic missile.

charlie has vanished back into the ethereal plane mid-taunt

silje has decided to not get bitten today

silje may or may not have stats.

oh, right, trolls are weak to fire! and also we forgot to upgrade sieron's firebolt. so it actually hurts now!

silje is full of knives and blades and does 31 damage in one turn!

charlie shouts words of encouragement from the ethereal plane. a nearby ghost vibes with this.

🎉 eldritch blast 🎉

kali remembered she hates the sun

silje is enthuasiatic about charlie saying "get him cat boy!"

charlie contemplating using fireball to nuke the troll and also the entire stonehenge

charlie has decided to use magic missile instead, probably for the best

the troll bit at charlie SO POORLY it broke some of its teeth on the ground

charlie is too small to hit

accidentally rolled advantage on a firebolt, so got to learn it WOULD have done 29 damage with a crit but instead it missed because it was not actually with advantage

silje has just sliced open its entire back and made a spray of frozen blood! radical. big boy is down!

we have burned the body because we are not stupid. well, we ARE stupid, but not stupid in the way of leaving a body full of necrotic magic around

[dr coomer voice] i think it's good that he died!

we're also doing a funeral pyre for the other corpses that were around. just to be sure.

our loot is: the satisfaction of a job well done

thorne is cosplaying as charlie

charlie has located the direction troll came from! she found the 'the way to sweet loot' sign

thorne is apparently better at survival checks than our hired guide? wack

we found a viking house! it has: mead, a shield, gravestones,

found a gold coin in the mead! maybe it was thirsty

oh theres a LOT Of coins in there actually. 60 gold and 120 silver!

have successfully pointed out a hole in the DM's logic :)

there was a raven! it cawed and left. ok bye buddy

and that's where we leave it! heading back to camp vengeance next time.

someone rated this session a 7.2 out of 10, which is very specific

good night mr coconut

[redrockbluerock]

i think 50% of these are rairpairs that you can get ONLY here!! 

Skylanders Pride Prompts Day 6: LGBTQ+ Ships

lets goooooo (all of this is hcs im havin fun babey)

Stealth/Hex: Hex is bi, Stealth is lesbian

Gear/Gang: Gearshift is demisexual, Wolfgang is bi

Gold/Sprocket: Sprocket is trans and pansexual, Golden Queen is a lesbian

Bloom/Rush: Both Identify as lesbian, Boom Bloom is agender

Flame/Rider: Both identify as gay

Chill/Bella: both identify as lesbian

Smolder/Strike: Star Strike is genderfluid and uses she/her pronouns, Smolderdash is bi

Mesmer/Cut: Both Identify as Asexual

so some of these seem like they came outta left field huh

listen this aint even all of the ships i got that fit the theme these are just most of the mainverse ones

i can give explantations for most of them and i get to name some of them

Stealth/Hex is just... i like it. gay elves. (hex is struggling not to laugh in the pic. i wanna believe Stealth is the only person who can reliably make her laugh)

Gearshift and Wolfgang is a pairing i’ve had for a while. i started tying together their canon backstories and this chaos ensued. I’m starting to write a fanfic for it that i’m calling Twin Ghosts....

Gold/Sprocket- i made a joke and oops. theyre dating now. OOPS!

Bloom/Rush- I made one shitpost. one. ONE. on another note i gave headrush the canon orc eyes this time (i think the white part is another nictitating membrane) 

Flame/Rider is kinda the same explanation as stealth and hex. the elves are gay now.

Chill/Bella (ive nicknamed this pairing Ice Crystal) strong lesbians who workout together and have contrasting colour schemes

Smolder/Strike idk i think theyre cute together. they also happened to be my favorite cores from swap force so theres that

Mesmer/Cut (Silken Strings)....

actually no i won’t explain that one : )

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTER LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 8? IS IT 8 ALREAD- YEAH IT IS.

oh god its been 8 weeks already i dont like that these chapters reveal how much time im WASTING but c’est la vie as always lets put these assholes on blast:

moving SWIFTLY on!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also what do you mean ‘it’s the meat chapter’. wh. what meat. hello.)

She slumped back against uncomfortably warm stone, trying to tuck her feet back into the shade.

it’s a known fact that glynda is all Long all Angles and also a lot of Beef,

this is? the date, right? the date chapter? yes? all the chapters have been shuffled around i have NO sense of where i am because all thats happened for 7 chapters is ive been assaulted by lesbians but given the distant chanting of meat meat meat this must be the date.... right.........................................

OH THAT MEANS WE GET TO SEE CINDER’S DRESS NICE

Cinder’s smile flashed through Glynda’s mind, and she shifted against the stone wall, reaching for her Scroll.

my favourite thing is how whenever cinder and glynda think of each other its never not got crazy gay energy............. this is LITERALLY like the whole ‘i sleep next to a photo of my enemy’ deal!!!!!!!!!!! they’re both just attracted to dangerous (and also stupid) people, is the thing,

The Grimm swarmed, biting insects with snapping mandibles, their chitinous exoskeletons all scraping against one another with their constant, eager writhings.

YES thats some GOOD IMAGERY RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF UH-HUH

honestly i- OKAY LOOK I SAID IT BEFORE BUT I STAND BY HOW OFFAL HUNT IS SO VISCERAL... i love writing thats like............ kinda Uncomfy to imagine but also rly detailed and just rly digs into the gore and the grossness............ its GOOD CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank god offal hunt just whaps u in the face w/ it like a damp sock,

we’re got a bit of slow start here which is a nice way to  slice the difference between earlier ‘gotta go fast’ glyn and this ‘actually i’m way out of my depth’ glyn. wow! i can BREATHE. and we havent had anything massively cheeky pop up yet which may be a new record all round

The ripples of its being reached Glynda with ease, consuming those of the smaller Grimm. It was dangerous. More dangerous by far, even out here among these ancient beasts.

mmmmmmmmmmm this is- okay slight spoilers but i presume this is hati? aka he who had like a handful of lines in the first version and was generally just... look hati was winner of The Most Vague award in the first version so i’m hoping its hati because i am CURIOUS ABT THIS BOY.................. who i coincidentally love. who is he? we’re not sure (yet) but i love him. its just a fact!

It wasn’t just consumption. It was desecration. Vile unmaking. The Grimm stripped away her flesh. Tasted of her marrow. Gorged itself on the gristle between her bones and peeled back her ribs to reveal the chasm within. It sucked the soul from her chest in a wash of red and agony that spanned centuries, each running over the raw meat of her like long, black claws—

I JUST LOVE THE WAY THIS SHIT GETS DESCRIBED ITS SO SATISFYING also i feel like there should be a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny fingerguns in here t e c h n i c a l l y but im not gonna cause its vague enough i can kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda move on kinda slightly maybe

It felt like death itself had caught her in its massive maw, chilling her organs, reaching for the soul at the core of her.

OKAY FINE 👈😡👈

OKAY FINE YEAH THE REST OF THIS IS ALL CHEEKY FINGERGUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that said this is all RLY VITAL STORYTELLING and im rly glad we’ve got some expanded Glynda Lore because it was Lacking in the archived version... but now we’re full on until glynda backstory babey!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fear itself couldn’t touch her, and even as she thought this, she felt it drain away.

Her breathing slowed. Her body relaxed. Information trickled in, unburdened by emotion.

👈👈👈😡👈👈👈

glynda rly DOES only have half a braincell Huh

OKAY DATE TIME? DATE TIME? YES? MAYBE?????????????? god ive been looking forward to this stupid gay date for so long. EIGHT WEEKS. EIGHT.

A pause. “Are you familiar with the Hill of Roses Massacre?”

ah the return of the Plot (that Isnt The Gay Bit)

i was gonna Say A Thing, and then answered my own question, and then realised it’d be spoilers anyway. YAY SPOILERS! YAY NOT BEING ABLE 2 SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah theres a lot going on here dsdjhgf

“Well, it was your class, so.” She couldn’t help but smile at the memory.

/ticks off ‘anything to do w/ ozpin’ off the bingo card, again,

“I’m afraid it’s a bit more complicated than that, Glynda. With this meeting on the horizon… I fear I would cloud your judgement.”

oz i love u and yr cryptic bullshit but this will not the first Nor The Last Time glynda and i are both exasperated w/ u. please. blease.

Ozpin had never misled her before.

👈😂👈

“I’m only following orders.” Written with the same implication as a wink. “Now, is there anything else I can help you with, Professor?”

i fucking adore winter schnee i’d DIE for her

i may have to make a spoiler version of this later because theres Some Shit being said here and i DIRELY have to expand upon it but that will have 2 wait dskfjsdf

When they saw she was human, they waved her through without any trouble.

i still feel like im being targeted for my url!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ASSHOLES,

As much as she could, Glynda tried to avoid the constant bump of shoulders and too-tight quarters. As large as she was, it was nearly impossible,

what did i say!!!!!!!!!!!!! we LOVE one beefy bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(im literally getting SO excited for the date reveal im VIBRATING)

She still didn’t have much of an idea what waited within, but she had quite a few reservations about using the front door.

me: knows whats coming also me: glynda please

As a Huntress who’d been trained in both subtlety and stealth, Glynda had a few ideas.

The next person who stepped outside was thrown roughly aside,

ME: GLYNDA PLEASE,

you have no idea how often im just. i have my face in my hands. glynda’s never heard of a repercussion in her life. cinder once saw the word ‘consequences’ and broke out into hives. im. where’s the thinking-

And then she noticed Cinder.

here comes the peak gay im so ready HERE IT COMES-

Her hair was tossed over one shoulder as always, but in place of her usual crimson dress, she wore black tonight. Dark fabric with but a hint of iridescent specks rippled around her ankles, rising up to stretch tight across her hips. It rose all the way to the hollow of her throat and was cut to be sleeveless, though Cinder wore gloves of the same material that rose nearly to her shoulders.

HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god u may know i drew a shitpost of this scene and now i Have to redraw it to be even Sexier!!!!!!!!!! also i know glynda could argue she’s being Observant but i also think, she’s a home of saxophone, and is gay,

LIKE ‘stretch tight across her hips’ WHY YA L O O K I N

Glass heels clicked over the dark stone floor as Cinder stopped right in front of Glynda, looking up at her from beneath lofty bangs. Gold eyes swept from the crown of Glynda’s head to the crop gripped so tightly in her hand—and then Cinder smiled.

there is No heterosexual explanation for this

Cinder clicked her tongue. “Well, now that you’re here, shall we?”

“Shall we…?”

“Glynda,” she chided, rolling her eyes. “Dinner, of course.”

IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY’RE LESBIANS HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay. okay. this still isnt QUITE THE DATE CHAPTER BUT WE’RE RLY IN IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so scared that a whole chap has been saved for this meal because its going to be so long and charged w/ lesbian energy and its gonna kill me BUT OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway i loved it. the end.

[aibrechts]

Would you do a Tyki/Allen reclist??

YES, i certainly WILL HAHA

if you know me then you know i love my tykillens 100% consensual and thats. That’s a bit tough, cause not many in the fandom seem to agree with me lol.�� it’s a bit of a wasteland in ao3 not gonna lie but the tag there has recently been blessed, and I’ll dig out some old gold too

Honestly it’s uh. It’s probably gonna be easiest to organise this by authors and then I’ll like. Pick a couple of my favourites from each of them, and link a few randoms i like at the end. 

 Moonswing: I love the way this author writes them - the dialogue especially is quick, witty and so so fun, and the ideas they come up with are

Loves Company is the first poker pair fic i read that gave me hope for this ship. it’s so light and funny and good and went a long way to inspiring me to continue writing for the pair.Some Minor Issues looks like it’s only just been started and I honestly cant wait for more. Modern AU where Tyki is the son of a mob boss, the best trans Allen i’ve ever read (in a world of fem!allen i have finally found an oasis of casual and accurate representation). definitely excited to see where it goes, if it goes, idk if it’s gonna be continued or what but !!!!Reapers is another new one, and the title kinda says it all lol. Allen and Lavi are reapers working for the Earl, and Allen is designated Tyki’s personal servant ahahaha

hiat:Not gonna lie i haven’t actually read a LOT from this author, but what I have read has been exceptional

A Small Reprieve is wonderful, especially considering it’s the author’s first smut like. Damn. It’s sweet and a little bit sad, but this is Tykillen so what did u expect lmaoFondant and Fakery is so cute and sweet like omfg ahahaha it’s all the lighthearted Tykillen fluff i ever neededWorlds Apart is probably my favourite from them, but im not sure if it’s ongoing or if they’ve abandoned it? Another mob AU and i really really hope they continue it because !!!!! im in love with this fic ahahaha and want to see more

ArbitrarySpaces:oohhh boyyyy //rubs hands together

While You Sleep is somehow the only soulmates au (that i know of) and i love it?? its amazing and cute, where each Allen and Tyki sees through the other’s eyes in their dreams.Mr. Poker Face is super funny and lighthearted - i love the flow of dialogue, it’s so quick and witty and them I honestly yelled a lil when I saw it’d been updated with a second chapter.How to Build a Life Together depicts snapshots of Tyki and Allen, uh. Building a life together i guess lol. Each chapter is a different point in their relationship, starting from the point where Tyki gives Allen a rock (and not in the traditional sense. That comes later lmao).

rustandstardust:they’ve got some damn good shit i tell ya

it’s all a game is so ???? good ??? casino au where allen’s a tease and tyki’s a sucker, everything feels so lavish and indulgent and i love it!connection I haven’t… actually…. read. But! it’s on my agenda tonight tbh and I have high expectations lollove me like you mean it is also really good, like. I don’t know what else to say lmfao it’s just… good. 

CandyCrackpot:I am shocked and appalled by the fact I almost missed them because they’re like. Like. If there’s a holy trinity in this fandom then they’re god. just. Just straight up they’re a fucking god okay.

Gamble got me on the bottom!tyki hype train and i have yet to follow through - mostly because i’m intimidated by the quality of writing and characterisation that went into this 100% rly fukkin good would recommend.//squints// and uh that’s all for them??? but they have a HEAP of other fics for this fandom ((if ur looking for some soft papa mana and baby allen fluff then Smile is def the place to go))

Hurryup:every time i think about them my chest gets tight and my hands start shaking like ???? is this love ?????????????? fam help i think im dying honest to god

shutdown is… its, uh. I honestly can’t put it into words. It’s the best Tykillen fic I’ve ever read. It’s beautiful, subtle, quiet, so bitter and sweet, but somehow not bittersweet and i honestly. i dont know how to explain how that’s possible but it is and it’s perfect and i will scream from the top of mount fucking ararat about how good it is til the day i drop dead okay like. if you read only one fic from this list, let it be this one.idk why i thought they’d written more tykillen than that, probably because it was so fucking good and the characterisation was flawless, but for the life of me i can’t find any others for this ship by them so…??? but lots of link/allen if ur into that. i haven’t read them personally but if shutdown is any indication they’re gonna be lit like a talking bush.

—Assorted—

Chinchirinoda’s fic Worship gave me a hand kink. No kidding, it’s short and sweet and quiet and sad and lovely and one of my OG favourite Tykillen fics

I haven’t actually read Allen’s worst Struggle by slaying_dragons, or Night of Truce (new author on the block what up) but I have the tabs open and im prob gonna get to those tonight too lol

Let’s Do Something Wrong by kittybandit is a super cute collection of super short super sweet prompt-drabbles. Like condensed milk. Or a shot of straight cordial. Or cocaine. The yoga one is def my favourite, but they’re all amazing

autumntea is the kind of cruel where they’ll write 700-ish words and every single letter is perfect and amazing and makes u want MORE but then like. there isn’t. there isn’t more thERES NEVER MORE AND I WISH THERE WAS BC IT’S ALL SO GOOD. all of it. Every tykillen fic they wrote is a dicktease and i want MORE, DAMMIT

If you want crack (and for some reason Kingdom Hearts characters working in a casino ????), Sin City Dreamers by The_Button_Harlequin is lit the most well-written shitpost i’ve ever had the experience of reading, like. I lit couldn’t stop laughing while reading it it’s… No, i can’t explain it, you have to read it yourself to understand lmfao definitely worth it, I promise. i promise.

And, uh. I dont mean to toot my own horn (i totally do bruh look at my ego okay) but if you’d like a chef’s special then i recommend make it out alive for smut, and Pilate saith unto them, behold the man for ‘fluff’ (so far as fluff goes in my vocabulary) and Mutually Beneficial for Tyki’s big dumb crush.

—

There you have it !!! that’s. That’s pretty much the entire consensual Tykillen tag right there. And it’s all good like idk how yall do it but ur fukkin masterminds okay im honestly in shock, still in shock actually after reading Hurryup’s fic last night like. fuck i wanna cry just thinking about it lmfao it’s so perfect and beautiful and sad like jesus fam let me breathe. 

I know you’re going to find something in here you love and if you don’t then im. i don’t know what to tell u man lol this is the best of the best so i hope u enjoy yourself

[to-doki-doki]

But wait, theres more

""fuck you im batman""

""hello world my name is cockblock""

"aoba johsai's mascot is a plant and im positive its poison ivy because they make me wanna take medication to make them go away."

""@ ukai

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.""

""Maybe tobio-nii can tell me what yiff means since he's a furry""

""I'm just doing my job.

Keeping the streets safe.

So everyone can safely have playtime.

That's why they call me,,,

Officer Natsu Hinata""

""when I said we need a police officer, I did not mean make Natsu a 6 year old NYC cop omfg-""

""A group of crows is called a murder.

No wonder no one likes karasuno.""

""Nekoma reminds me of hello kitty, except its more like goodbye kitty.""

""Since they're a group of owls fukurodani should be called a parliament, but they're more like the american government right now: terrible and full of idiots.""

""Nohebi should change their mascot to Medusa, because their faces make me wanna turn to stone.""

i found the roasts

""Miracle boi

Hello can I set Natsu on fire

1 5 minutes ago

I'm being threatened by a shiratorizawa student.

I'm going to the police""

""Johzenji is supposed to be the party team but they're about as lit as a can of cream of chicken soup.""

""Shiratorizawa are supposed to be eagles, but they all look like the ugly duckling before puberty.""

""If Tsukishima were to attack someone would it be asalt?""

""[looks at lev] sind die essen die jeager""

""Knock knock

2 minutes ago

oikawa Who's there?

1 minute ago

ᕽ.natsuuu.ᕽ You

51 seconds ago

oikawa You who?

31 seconds ago

ᕽ.natsuuu.ᕽ You should've gone to Shiratorizawa

19 seconds ago

oikawa geT OUT OF MY LIFE""

""I will fight™

Let's go pussycat.

Mono el mono

@ kurhoe""

""Sexcuse you did you just insult the memelords Hanamaki-sensei and Matsukawa-sensei""

""They are teaching me the ways of the meme

And our lord and saviour shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life""

""Another reason Aoba johsai is poison ivy: they're like a rash that just won't go away""

""owls are supposed to be wise but you're sure not""

""local savage six year old has spent to much time with Matsukawa and Hanamaki""

""don't tell me how to live my life, u ushiwaka enthusiast-""

also funny:

my pal mia who rps ushijima

""Tσσяυ.ᕽᒧ

teach me how to twerk

t-t-teach me how to twer

Comment Like 4 minutes ago +

I changed my mind stay far far away from Shiratorizawa-""

k im done shitposting old rp stuff

RP gems from when I rped as Natsu Hinata.

(copy n pasted from a Google doc named “Natsu Gems”)

RPing Natsu is so fun??

cause like?? natsu doesnt have a confirmed age or even personality so tbh i can do whatever the fuck i want any no one can say shit

and just

“"Hi im tiny orange satan and this is my pawn shop”“

and like??? purest otp??

takeru (oikawas lil nephew) and natsu

”“Tobio-nii stop talking in third person like an idiot”“

im just going through my old rps and

its so much fun

”“”“"u wanna fite

Don’t punch people in front of Natsu, she’ll learn that it’s okay to punch people.

18 seconds ago ·

”“it’s okay to punch people.”“

:D”“”“”

“"Shut up u stinky wing spiker”“

”“ay yO TOBIO-NII

HOW DO YOU GET THE BALL TO DO THE THING”“

”“ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ.ᕽ

there can only be one rlly great setter here

17 seconds ago+ ·

Yeah, and that setter is me, bitch”“

”“u wanna fite

Aw Natsu, you actually gave someone a nice nickname

1 minute ago ·

Shut up you prepubescent teenage girl”“

”“Kay so there’s Onii-chan, Oscar the grouch, alienfucker, tall dark and gorgeous, and someone else who hasn’t told me their name so I can forget it and call them something else entirely”“

”“Call me a shrimp one more time, alienfucker, and I’ll shank ur crusty ass with a rusted butterknife”“

”“Since salt is a preservative does that mean Tsukishima will never age??”“

”“Oikawa tooru. Your name has 7 vowels. There are 7 days in a week. The word week is 4 letters long. 4x7=28. There are 28 days in the month of February. February has 3 vowels. There are three sides on a triangle. Illuminati Confirmed.”“

”“Is cat-mom kinkshaming neko-fucker?”“

”“I would say I approve of situational murder, but I think my parents may disapprove.”“

”“I will stab you with my pencil I swear to god”“

”“its 1 am, get woke”“

no one is safe from her

”“ ”“"Why am i a girl?!”“”

Because you aint got a dick “”

“"Yeet yeet little memester, have you any memes? Yes sir, yes sir, three gigs full. One for the memester, one for the gang, one for the memelord that lives down the lane.”“

”“Nishinoya. Your name has 9 letters, 4 of which are vowels, and 5 of which are consonants. 4×5=20. In america they have $20 bills which have Andrew Jackson on them. Andrew Jackson was the 7th president of the united states. There are 7 days in a week. Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday. If we pair them by the first letter that makes 2S 1M 2T 1W 1F. There are three ones. There are three points on a triangle. Illuminati Confirmed.”“

”“I’m Tiny Orange Satan, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my brother, shoyo. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”“

”“​​​​​​​Welcome to meme hell, im natsu and i will be your guide”“

”“Orange satan is here, hide yo kids, hide yo wife”“

”“Wait, poledancers????

One sec i have some monopoly money i can throw.”“

”“Im gonna kidnap takeru and take him out for chicken nuggets.”“

”“your name is Hanamaki. Hana means flower. The word flower has 4 consonants, 2 vowels, and is 6 letters long. 4x2x6= 48. There are 48 connected states in the US. The largest connected state is Texas. You know what happened in texas? The battle of the alamo. The battle of the alamo happened in 1836. You know who was born in 1836? Charles Ingalls. The name charles ingalls has 10 consonants and 4 vowels. 10-4=6. There are 2 vowels in each word. 6÷2=3. There are 3 points on a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.”“

”“you’re about as scary as a tiny kitten in a equally tiny sweater”“

”“Get shrekt noya-nii

Because your time here is ogre.”“

”“O shit waddup its dat boikawa.

He ded.

You can’t watch him rolling watch him go”“

”“x Nιѕнιnoya x

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Who’s the gayest of them all?

Comment Like 3 minutes ago

you”“

”“Shut it, wikipedia isn’t a viable source you cockweasel”“

”“I’ve changed my mind I don’t like anyone and you’re all annoying”“

[patchdotexe]

explorers of arvus: port draavos / 3.23.20

and now for something different: the misadventures of the hope’s guard

so for the past 3 years ive been in an ongoing dnd5e campaign run by michael called Explorers of Arvus, which is super cool and super fun and i love it a whole lot! and back when i used twitter, i’d liveblog our sessions and that ended up being my way of note taking bc im otherwise quite terrible at it

after i stopped using twitter, that had the side effect of me not keeping notes anymore, so i kind of didnt remember any of the past couple sessions? especially because its hard for all 6 of us to have like, schedules that make sense, so there’s a lot of distance between each session.

and then i realized i can just take notes shitpost-liveblog style and then just… like, put it on tumblr or whatever. i’ll probably make like, ill probably port over my old liveblog threads onto here sometime but until then: we played d&d today! Time For Shenanigans

some quick context: we’re called the Hope’s Guard, but our unofficial silly name is Chunch Bunch the Dungeon Master is Michael aka Skalter aka @openlyeight​ Taure M’ea is a half-elf paladin played by Penn aka @penn-name​ and she is doing her best. Sieron Astora is a human (secretly half-orc) wizard played by Jorb aka @jorbs-palace​ and he’s basically the protagonist, and also starting to be gay for Charlie Charlie Wickfield is a halfling wild magic sorcerer played by Leos aka us and she’s known for being very chaotic, lighting things on fire, and having a high charisma score but no idea how to articulate anything Thorne is a half-orc warlock played by Solar aka @craftlands​ and he grew up in nonsense land aka the feywild and i love him, and also he’s fine-tuned to be able to snipe the shit out of anything within a 600 ft radius of him w/ eldritch blast Silje Cottonwood is a tabaxi blood hunter played by Nyx aka @patheticnyas​ and he is very edgy but also a cat and is VERY gay for Thorne our general goal is to stop some motherfucker called Halvkar / the God-King from… i dunno, being a huge bitch? he dumped zombies all over Arvus and that’s a problem. its late at night and i just played d&d for several hours

AND SO: WE PLAYED D&D FOR THE FIRST TIME OF THE DECADE

last time:

chunch bunch beat up the cult and now we’re FINALLY GOING TO ARVUS, YALL (also we picked up a cat) (his name is silly. its silje but literally pronounced like “silly”) sieron hatched a child! so like, we have a lil coatl friend now OH RIGHT SIERON HAS A MOM. sierons mom is here charlie and sieron attempted to have a gay scene but charlie went off script by being “[internal dial up noises]” when sieron said something really heartwarming we’re in fort draavos! and now we’re picking up sidequests and just kinda wanderin around. woo!

NOW, ON EXPLORERS OF ARVUS:

thorne and charlie discuss the morals of necromancy, and also the concept of “[charlie voice] necromancy racism”

EVERYONE IS BONDING WITH CHARLIE TODAY taure gave charlie the rune of wound closure and told her to stay safe and im :keralisweep:

accidentally started a cutscene bc charlie is very loud in a temple, oop. some priests(?) glared at us and walked off and im sure they wont stab us later! ingrid the adorkable friend has been having reoccuring nightmares about a dark figure w/ black robes standing above a bleeding platform high in the air over a swamp and summoning undead, so we’re gonna go hit that up! it MIGHT be like, a vision of the past, but even if so thats still pretty relevant also there’s a cool half orc lady named undril silvertusk who we’re gonna escort to camp vengeance! she’s awesome

thorne: i was in a dungeon once charlie: you got better! thorne: [points] i DID get better!

summer: can i roll to steal the laser gun? michael: if you find the dragon, you can try to steal the laser gun.

solar: guys, we have to protect the lesbians at all costs. and if one of them turns out to be an ancient gold dragon and curses my dick, then so be it

taure: dont worry, i wont let you die. ingrid: …okay :D!

THE HOT SPRINGS EPISODE IS FINALLY HAPPEN sorry thorne. charlie dabbed at a buff tiefling charlie is too fucking short for the hot springs. also she’s like 50% hair so she is Dying

time for food! we ran into an adventuring party that is apparently based off one michael was part of in another campaign, and i think the buff tiefling is his? also taure ordered samples of everything and then got Super plastered

thorne rolled really good to infodump hardcore about arvus artifacts and it is cute and id die for him oop michael asked for all our passive perception

omg theres an introduction of a ~mysterious character~ and originally theyre supposed to just sneak off but then michael realized they’d be genuinely interested in thorne’s infodumping so now theyre just Lurking

the opposite of a slow burn is a fast explosion

[everyone gets distracted quoting realtime fandub]

oops taure is depressed! ALSO SHE BROKE UP WITH SIGRA??? charlie is VERY bad at emotional support so she’s just “uhhhhhhhhh”, but thankfully thorne catches her before she faceplants into her potatoes CAN ANY OF US CARRY TAURE??? SHE’S IN FULL ARMOUR AND ALSO PASSED OUT

michael: what do you do with the bottle? summer: eat it

charlie get haircut! WITH SWORDS. her hair is now like midway down her back so its like, a bit shorter than when she first met everybody silje: do you want this [the hair he cut off]? charlie: UH WHAT WOULD I .. DO WITH IT… silje: …make a rope? charlie: yknow what i might as fucking well, who knows if id need spare hair

penn: i dont think taure is horny tho! summer: ITS OK, SILJE IS HORNY ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US

michael: Sieron, Str of 10- action hero Thorne, str of 14- twink nyx: silly, str of 13- cat solar: i guess thorne is a hunk. michael: thorne is a twunk summer: the t in thorne stands for twunk

taure, extremely drunk and sad: CHARLIE IM SORRY I MADE YOU BURN DOWN THAT LIBRARY (sieron and thorne carried her to bed and she ended up apologising a whole lot about literally everything)

jorb/sieron wants to know if charlie’s hair has any lingering wild magic nonsense!

thorne’s staring out the window! and also discord kept censoring solar when they were trying to say that THIS ENTIRE AREA IS WITHIN THORNE’S RANGE. solar: i could shoot someone at the thundering boar tavern [from our tavern] jorb: [as thorne] WRONG TAVERN, IDIOT!

solar called soldier:76 a cornfucker and it blindsided me so hard

michael: silje cottonwood, dark edgy blood hunter. [flops over on camera] NOTICE MEEEEEEEE

WE’RE NOW MAKING NONSTOP FORT DRAAVOS PUNS. i had to go clean pepper’s litter and when i came back they were STILL GOING

thorne pets silje on accident bc silje ws doing an anime squat on the balcony’s railing and is now having a crisis of “is it appropriate to pet the furry?” AND ALSO SILLY IS VERY SOFT

jorb & michael: [say something cursed] summer: [looking around frantically] I DONT HAVE AN IMPROVISED WEAPON solar: Allow Me. [brandishes baseball bat on camera]

[to-doki-doki]

But wait, theres more

""fuck you im batman""

""hello world my name is cockblock""

"aoba johsai's mascot is a plant and im positive its poison ivy because they make me wanna take medication to make them go away."

""@ ukai

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.""

""Maybe tobio-nii can tell me what yiff means since he's a furry""

""I'm just doing my job.

Keeping the streets safe.

So everyone can safely have playtime.

That's why they call me,,,

Officer Natsu Hinata""

""when I said we need a police officer, I did not mean make Natsu a 6 year old NYC cop omfg-""

""A group of crows is called a murder.

No wonder no one likes karasuno.""

""Nekoma reminds me of hello kitty, except its more like goodbye kitty.""

""Since they're a group of owls fukurodani should be called a parliament, but they're more like the american government right now: terrible and full of idiots.""

""Nohebi should change their mascot to Medusa, because their faces make me wanna turn to stone.""

i found the roasts

""Miracle boi

Hello can I set Natsu on fire

1 5 minutes ago

I'm being threatened by a shiratorizawa student.

I'm going to the police""

""Johzenji is supposed to be the party team but they're about as lit as a can of cream of chicken soup.""

""Shiratorizawa are supposed to be eagles, but they all look like the ugly duckling before puberty.""

""If Tsukishima were to attack someone would it be asalt?""

""[looks at lev] sind die essen die jeager""

""Knock knock

2 minutes ago

oikawa Who's there?

1 minute ago

ᕽ.natsuuu.ᕽ You

51 seconds ago

oikawa You who?

31 seconds ago

ᕽ.natsuuu.ᕽ You should've gone to Shiratorizawa

19 seconds ago

oikawa geT OUT OF MY LIFE""

""I will fight™

Let's go pussycat.

Mono el mono

@ kurhoe""

""Sexcuse you did you just insult the memelords Hanamaki-sensei and Matsukawa-sensei""

""They are teaching me the ways of the meme

And our lord and saviour shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life""

""Another reason Aoba johsai is poison ivy: they're like a rash that just won't go away""

""owls are supposed to be wise but you're sure not""

""local savage six year old has spent to much time with Matsukawa and Hanamaki""

""don't tell me how to live my life, u ushiwaka enthusiast-""

also funny:

my pal mia who rps ushijima

""Tσσяυ.ᕽᒧ

teach me how to twerk

t-t-teach me how to twer

Comment Like 4 minutes ago +

I changed my mind stay far far away from Shiratorizawa-""

k im done shitposting old rp stuff

RP gems from when I rped as Natsu Hinata.

(copy n pasted from a Google doc named “Natsu Gems”)

RPing Natsu is so fun??

cause like?? natsu doesnt have a confirmed age or even personality so tbh i can do whatever the fuck i want any no one can say shit

and just

“"Hi im tiny orange satan and this is my pawn shop”“

and like??? purest otp??

takeru (oikawas lil nephew) and natsu

”“Tobio-nii stop talking in third person like an idiot”“

im just going through my old rps and

its so much fun

”“”“"u wanna fite

Don’t punch people in front of Natsu, she’ll learn that it’s okay to punch people.

18 seconds ago ·

”“it’s okay to punch people.”“

:D”“”“”

“"Shut up u stinky wing spiker”“

”“ay yO TOBIO-NII

HOW DO YOU GET THE BALL TO DO THE THING”“

”“ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪɴɢ.ᕽ

there can only be one rlly great setter here

17 seconds ago+ ·

Yeah, and that setter is me, bitch”“

”“u wanna fite

Aw Natsu, you actually gave someone a nice nickname

1 minute ago ·

Shut up you prepubescent teenage girl”“

”“Kay so there’s Onii-chan, Oscar the grouch, alienfucker, tall dark and gorgeous, and someone else who hasn’t told me their name so I can forget it and call them something else entirely”“

”“Call me a shrimp one more time, alienfucker, and I’ll shank ur crusty ass with a rusted butterknife”“

”“Since salt is a preservative does that mean Tsukishima will never age??”“

”“Oikawa tooru. Your name has 7 vowels. There are 7 days in a week. The word week is 4 letters long. 4x7=28. There are 28 days in the month of February. February has 3 vowels. There are three sides on a triangle. Illuminati Confirmed.”“

”“Is cat-mom kinkshaming neko-fucker?”“

”“I would say I approve of situational murder, but I think my parents may disapprove.”“

”“I will stab you with my pencil I swear to god”“

”“its 1 am, get woke”“

no one is safe from her

”“ ”“"Why am i a girl?!”“”

Because you aint got a dick “”

“"Yeet yeet little memester, have you any memes? Yes sir, yes sir, three gigs full. One for the memester, one for the gang, one for the memelord that lives down the lane.”“

”“Nishinoya. Your name has 9 letters, 4 of which are vowels, and 5 of which are consonants. 4×5=20. In america they have $20 bills which have Andrew Jackson on them. Andrew Jackson was the 7th president of the united states. There are 7 days in a week. Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday. If we pair them by the first letter that makes 2S 1M 2T 1W 1F. There are three ones. There are three points on a triangle. Illuminati Confirmed.”“

”“I’m Tiny Orange Satan, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my brother, shoyo. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”“

”“​​​​​​​Welcome to meme hell, im natsu and i will be your guide”“

”“Orange satan is here, hide yo kids, hide yo wife”“

”“Wait, poledancers????

One sec i have some monopoly money i can throw.”“

”“Im gonna kidnap takeru and take him out for chicken nuggets.”“

”“your name is Hanamaki. Hana means flower. The word flower has 4 consonants, 2 vowels, and is 6 letters long. 4x2x6= 48. There are 48 connected states in the US. The largest connected state is Texas. You know what happened in texas? The battle of the alamo. The battle of the alamo happened in 1836. You know who was born in 1836? Charles Ingalls. The name charles ingalls has 10 consonants and 4 vowels. 10-4=6. There are 2 vowels in each word. 6÷2=3. There are 3 points on a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.”“

”“you’re about as scary as a tiny kitten in a equally tiny sweater”“

”“Get shrekt noya-nii

Because your time here is ogre.”“

”“O shit waddup its dat boikawa.

He ded.

You can’t watch him rolling watch him go”“

”“x Nιѕнιnoya x

Mirror, Mirror on the wall

Who’s the gayest of them all?

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you”“

”“Shut it, wikipedia isn’t a viable source you cockweasel”“

”“I’ve changed my mind I don’t like anyone and you’re all annoying”“