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ohno-the-sun · 2 years ago
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Don’t get me wrong I love the boys as terrifying beasts and weird mythical beings and of course robots
But human aus hit different to me
I know most people don’t like human aus but I absolutely adore them
I love human aus so much- if sun and moon are human in your au I am so there I will defend them with my life
And if they mix in fantasy elements or elements of their skrunkly normal selves😩👌 so good omg literally my kryptonite
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n3onstroke · 17 days ago
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HURT: a sans au x female oc fanfic.
author ramble: noel is the mc, third person bc i can’t write in anything else, noel is a fucking simp for error but i can’t blame her, that man is sexy ong, BISEXUAL MC YES GOD, noel has a gender crisis idk, she uses she/her for now tho, lots LOTS of cursing like noel has no filter, mainly bad sans but i might toss ink and a couple others in there idk, she’s a monster, MC is NOT human 😅😅, zombie mc YESSSS, mc is sick of everyone’s dumbass questions, physical illness suffering mc, mc has OP magic, mc used to be human but shhhhhh 😵‍💫🤫🤫, mc has non-binary shape-shifting older sibling 🤗🤗, lots of trauma, sarcastic and passive agressive mc, she’s a likin park fan, schizophrenic mc, fucking batshit mentally ill crazy mc undercover, gore, light body horror, bad flirting, too many puns go away, humour, eventual romance, mc fucking loves baking, mc loves cheese and diet coke, neol fucks around and finds out, W’s in the chat, FUCK IT INKS A LOVE INTREST TOO, Noel does NOT like ink at the start, error loves that, bottom mc on my soul she is, tsundere mc??, she’s korean and so is her older sibling, english is not her first language, google translate, she’s so sexy, asexual / not really into / considering sex oc?? asexual (????) i don’t even know, the furthest i’ll probably write is making out / a little touching but that’s it, HYPERSEXUAL older sibling lol, dust and nightmare know korean, noel when dust speaks korean: 🤭🤭😵‍💫😵‍💫😣, noel when nightmare speaks korean: 💀💀😒😒🙂‍↔️🤨, is my error bias showing with this or no, noel is a type 1 diabetic, she’s also lactose intolerant but loves cheese idk, she also is fucking addicted to chai drinks, chronic insomina, like it’s so bad this bitch is CHUGGING nightquil while dream’s and nightmares powers don’t do SHIT. possesive everyone besides Noel because she isn’t crazy (lie), yanderes?? yeah probably, oh my god this is so long, killer being her number one opp (also a massive flirt), nightmare being an asshole for like…99% percent of the time, dust just being husband material, horror force feeding her idk, cross being husband material too (i love him holy shit he’s so FINE GAWDDD), error being a little shit and making noel lose her shit, kind of ooc error because im crazy about them, all the skellies use he/him fuck u, i’m fucking in love with error, the brainrot help, mc hates this shit, mc sleeps with stuffed animals, mc loves horror movies, mc is actually really smart, ERROR HAS FIVE TONGUES HOLY SHIT!!!, NOEL PULLS ALL THE BITCHES ON ACCIDENT????
GENERAL RAMBLE: INTRODUCTION CHAPTER, CURRENT PROGRESS 0/45 CHAPTERS.
TW FOR ENTIRE STORY, BUT CHAPTERS WILL HAVE THEIR SEPREATE TW’s!!!
PLAYLIST:
POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE
BY NATASHA BEDINGFUL
HELL YEAH
BY JULEZ SANTANA, AUGUST ALSINA
PITBULL TERRIER
BY DIE ANTWOOD
LOCKJAW
BY SIR-MIX-ALOT
USE YOUR HEART- INTERLUDE
BY SWV
ANIMAL ATTRACTION
BY SHE WANTS REVENGE
MONOLITH
BY TWIN TRIBES
WHY’S EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKING ON ME
BY BLOODHOUND GANG
THE MEAT GRINDER
BY JAPANESECOFFEE
BROWN SHUGA
BY SIR-MIX-ALOT
FARBEN (ALARM MIX)
BY ORANGE SECTOR
LIVING DEAD GIRL
BY ROB ZOMBIE
TRON CAT
BY TYLER THE CREATOR
SERIAL KILLER
BY SLAYYYTER
GOTTASADAE
BY BEWHY
YOU ARE ALSO LIKE ME
BY NASTYONA
CREEP
BY RADIOHEAD
LEAVING TONIGHT
BY THE NEIGHBOORHOOD
NO MORE
FREDDIE DREDD
ICH WILL
BY RAMMSTEIN
HOLY DIVER
BY KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
FLATLINE
BY JUSTIN BIEBER
CARRION
BY FIONA APPLE
WALTZ (BETTER THEN FINE)
BY FIONA APPLE
GET HIM BACK
BY FIONA APPLE
GIVEN UP
BY LIKIN PARK
THE DEVIL IN I
BY SLIPKNOT
POINTS OF AUTHORITY
BY LIKIN PARK
WITH YOU
BY LIKIN PARK
NIGHTMARE
BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
BURRIED ALIVE
BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
DIVA
BY BEYONCE
SONG 2
BY BLUR
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
BY LIMP BIZKIT
PARANOID ANDROID
BY RADIOHEAD
HAND ME MY SHOVEL, I’M GOING IN!
BY WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS
RAH TAH TAH
BY TYLER THE CREATOR
JUST
BY RADIOHEAD
AESTHETIC:
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skellebonez · 3 years ago
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0 SELF CONTROL HERE SKELLE!!! God so help me, I need more fluff- so I come here with this suggestion: 64 "I may have eaten seven of them already" AND 72 "don't you dare" with winter's parents and kiddos AU BECAUSE I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL AHDJDB
I just wanted to write something light and fluffy and simple and you have given me a great prompt to do that just! @winterpower98 thank you for making this AU, it's like a hot cup of cocoa on a cold day.
I may have eaten seven of them already/Don't you dare
“Don’t you dare,” Macaque grumbled the second Wukong started to smile in his direction. “I know what you’re thinking. Don’t even say it.”
“Aw, come on!” Wukong laughed out, smile widening. “It’ll be fun! And we can totally handle the three of them together. And they’d probably love it if you came!”
Macaque grumbled under his breath, looking at the pamphlet in the other disguised immortal monkey's hands with a withering gaze. Should he had also had the Monkey King's one time use beam eyes (and now that he thought about those, what even happened to them? he never saw him use them but people who saw it knew he had used that ability at least once) he might have taken the chance light it on fire.
But only might. Mei was there, after all, and that seemed like an extreme reaction that relied on "I am only just used to having a child and you expect me to do THAT".
"Hey," Wukong continued, voice softening as he smiled. "You don't have to go with us. I know that crowded places like that are not... the most comfortable for you. I can probably get Iron Fan or Sandy to come with us since Red is coming along too if you really don't want to go. I know you won't tell Mei she can't hang out with her friends, I just thought you'd be more comfortable watching her yourself."
The sentiment was... shockingly thoughtful, once explained to Macaque. Wukong was right, he was more comfortable watching over his adopted daughter himself. Not that he didn't trust Wukong to care for her, or any of his little friend group for that matter, but it had just been the two of them for so long that leaving her in the care of another somewhere with so many people... perhaps that was a ridiculous thing to think, given how often he had left her alone in hotel rooms during their early months after the fire.
At least those doors were locked?
"I will... discuss this with Mei," he said after a moment, choosing to ignore the small surprised tilt the other's smile took in response. "That's not a yes!"
"Didn't say it was, Mango," Wukong said, handing him the pamphlet as he walked off before loudly announcing his next course of action. "I'm going to make snacks!"
Which left Macaque alone with Mei and MK. He sighed, kneeling down to be closer to eye level with them..
"Look, kids, I talked to Wukong and..." Macaque attempted to start. But Mei and MK were looking at him dead in the eye, little eyes watering up as they pouted. They had almost certainly been listening in on at least part of their conversation, he was certain of it now! But he was Six-Eared Macaque! He had resolve! He could hold his ground! "I don't... I..." Mei's lip trembled. "Uuuuuugh fine. I'll go to the a-"
The resounding screams and cheers from the two youngsters that interrupted him could have broken through the sound barrier, and Macaque had to cover his ears in response.
"BUT!" He continued, waiting for their attention to fall back on him. "You need to listen to us at all times. Understood?"
Somewhere in the screaming he was almost certain he heard a yes or two.
Wukong peeked his head out from the kitchen, levying Macaque with an understanding expression.
"They tag teamed you with the eyes, didn't they."
"And the lip wobble."
"Ouch."
"WE'RE GOING TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK FUCK YEAH!"
"MEI LANGUAGE!
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"Here," Wukong said, pulling Macaque aside after just 30 minutes in the park. Iron Fan had come along after all, watching her son and his friends after they disembarked the swing ride they were on for the third time in a row. He held out his hand, some kind of tiny package in his right hand while his left held yet another piece of amusement park food from a stall of some kind. "You, uh. I brought them in case you started to look uncomfortable and I thought they might help?"
Macaque held out his hand, eyes widening as he realized what the package contained.
"Earplugs? Really?"
"Well, I thought," Wukong shrugged, looking away for a few seconds. If Macaque didn't know any better he would say the other monkey was blushing in embarrassment. "I dunno... maybe they might help block out the noise? Your hearing is so good that you can probably hear through them and all and... and you've probably already thought about using them before oh fuck I am an idiot."
The face of pure dismay on the other made it so Macaque couldn't help but let out a surprised laugh. In all their time together he had never seen him look so comically disappointed in himself. And he saw the other do some really dumb shit! He was around to hear second hand about when this man picked a fight with Buddha after all.
"It's fine," Macaque said, opening the package. There were at least 12 inside, more than enough for all of his ears if he wanted to use them like that. Oddly... thoughtful, actually. "I haven't used them in decades, not in public or in private. But maybe these new modern ones are lest shit. Mei's little earmuffs and headphones seem to be a lot better than the old stuff after all."
Wukong seemed to watch him as he carefully, covertly, slipped the plugs into his ears. Just inside his ears enough to not be noticeable if you weren't looking for them. Snug... The world was muted oddly, and to be honest it wasn't the most comfortable thing mentally when he was supposed to be watching someone else. But he could still hear Mei from farther away than any human...
"Well... they're less shit," he announced, and now it was apparently Wukong's turn to be unable to hold back a laugh. "Hey. Thanks."
"Don't mention it, Mango," Wukong said with a smile, shoving the last of his deep fried nonsense into his mouth.
"How many of those things have you eaten sense we got here?"
"I may have eaten seven of them already."
"Oh I am NOT riding behind you on any roller coasters, no way."
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hey-hamlet · 4 years ago
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BNHA AU Ideas : Fair Folk
Also on AO3! 
TL;DR: 
Iida, Uraraka, Bakugo, Kirishima and Midoriya taken away by quirk traffickers, convinced they are a family of specialized quirk users. Turns out, the truth is a little bit more complicated than that: they're fairies. With Midoriya the only one able to get free is up to him to find help. Who better than the hero All Might, a man so famous among the giants that even the fae know of him?
The Folk are born with weak but variable magic, able to learn almost any class of spell but without any great talent in any area. Sometime between the ages of 4 and 15 (they age at the same rate as humans but live a touch longer) their magic specializes into an area they have a calling for. The strength of this specialization is varied, with some Folk being totally unable to use magic outside their niche and others with only a reduced aptitude for anything unrelated to their field. There has never been a case of one of the Folk not specialising.
Kirishima: Gem Creation and Rock Manipulation - gem creation is just an aspect as he can alter the way the molecular bonds in rocks are formed
Bakugo: Fire - with a particular aptitude for explosions
Iida: Wind – his control isn’t particularly powerful but hes very good at using currents of wind to propel himself to incredibly impressive speeds
Uraraka: Flight - very rare aptitude. Not only can she give wing’s their enchantments, she can make other things float. Very useful for moving heavy things.
Izuku: Nothing.
Culture (brief):
They hide from the ‘Giants’ - humans - and see them as dangerous and strange, particularly as they terraform massive areas, stripping them of their natural magic.
Settlements are found in forests, abandoned places and parks, hidden from sight with a mix of magic and clever design. Children shouldn’t leave the safety of the settlement without an adult at any time.
Wings are not actually something they are born with - instead, they are fashioned from other things and bound to their magic. If they run out - spend too long away from a source of magic + burn through their own ability to create it - they fall away and that member of the Folk can no longer fly, at least until they find more magic. It’s traditional to use leaves for a baby’s first set of wings. Wing makers are valued and rare with skillfully made sets of wings being traded from settlement to settlement in exchange for other goods. They can be made from anything really, and are mostly made from a mix of natural materials and things scavenged from Giants.
Our Folk:
Uraraka is a fledgling wing maker - too young to have an actual shop, she makes wings for her friends. She’s very good at what she does: most wings are form over function but she takes care to make sure they are just as practical as they are pretty. Iida’s are made of spider’s silk - light and strong, good for reaching high speeds. Kirishima’s have beetle wing cases to protect them from dislodged rocks. Bakugo’s are fire-resistant, Midoriya’s are balanced so they’ll be practical no matter his specialization.
Kirishima wants to help people! He uses his magic to build houses and walls and often visits other settlements to help with their protections.
Iida wants to be a guard like his older brother - guards protect the settlement from animals that might want to eat them, natural disasters and help hide them from Giants. As the five of them are currently the only children in the settlement, hes assigned himself big brother.
Bakugo has 0 idea what he wants to be, but he’s skilled in just about everything he tries so it’s not a big issue for him.
Midoriya wants to research giants and magic and try and discover all it’s forms. Folk can only specialize in types of magic they know about, so he wants to know everything that can be done to help other Folk struggling like himself. Despite the fact he doesn’t have a specialization yet, his magic isn’t half bad and the number of forms he knows is staggering. He mightn’t be particularly good at anything, but he can do everything. He’s also a big fan of heroes, even if his knowledge of them is limited to torn scraps of newspaper and thrown-away toys.
Inko passed away when Izuku was 10 (he’s now 13) and he’s lived with the Bakugos ever since. Izuku and Katsuki have a pretty brotherly relationship and give eachother shit all the time.
Plot:
kids get kidnapped by quirk traffickers who think they are just a little group of specialized quirk users. Izuku is the only one who can get free (courtesy of teleportation magic, letting him blink through the bars of their cage). Lost, hurt and so far from home, he has nowhere to go. All Might ends up saving him from a crow. Izuku - recognising the hero - asks for help. Thus begins the journey of them trying to find the quirk traffickers and All Might accidentally acquiring a tiny magic son.
The first thing All Might does when he finds Izuku (after like, saving him and making sure hes ok) is has a quick crisis bc holy shit hes so small and so sweet and fuck he’s so t i n y. Then he panic calls Nighteye, a man who he has not spoken a word to in 3 years.
dude just nighteye being like "all might why are you so focused on this one group" and all might, the worst liar to have ever existed, a miracle that he made this far, responds with "oh you know just reasons not like i have a tiny son-boy who is totally not some sort of fairy like creature hahahahahahahah" and nighteye just fucking stares at All Might while he tries to process this nonsense.
All Might can lie but no to people he knows lmao, one look at Nighteye and the man just crumbles. Izuku, who was literally just hiding in All Might’s backpack, pops out to say hi! Both Nighteye and Izuku have to take a moment because Izuku forgot just how tall Giants are and Nighteye is trying to process ‘four inch tall flying boy’. He has to sit down.
Izuku, the helpful soul he is, summons a nice, cool breeze for him because he looked pale, then Nighteye has another quiet freak out because this definitely isnt a quirk.
Nezu gets involved in the hunt for the quirk traffickers and quickly realises something is Up with All Might hunting down this random group so single-mindedly. He gets Aizawa to take a look into it. Aizawa runs into Izuku who, upon seeing a Giant he thinks is going to try to kidnap him again, throws dirt in his eyes and bolts. Aizawa is Displeased.
Yeah! All Might fills him in and he’s super embarrassed and ends up leaving a tiny ‘I’m sorry!’ note on his bedside table.
Ignoring all the stuff that happens in the middle, after the Fair Folk are saved and like, find their settlement and let everyone know they aren’t dead, the five of them actually join UA! 50% because their time with the quirk traffickers was scary and they want to save people from that, 50% because Izuku is so enthralled with Giants and their world he’d be heartbroken if they never got to return.
Under the cover of them being siblings with variations of the same quirk, they do all end up in 1A and become heroes in their own right. While they are getting caught up to speed on normal school stuff they missed, Izuku kinda ends up with 3 whole dads including Nighteye, same with the other kids to be honest. They like to hide in Aizawa’s scarf.
Some random things:
Izuku, the smallest of the bunch, is not quite 4 inches tall.
The group of them sneak out together to collect things - Izuku’s favourite thing is a tiny but detailed golden fox charm he found near a shrine.
Uraraka’s room is covered in half-finished wings and designs.
Bakugo secretly wishes his specialization wasn’t so destructive - he accidentally burnt a hole in Izuku’s second set of wings.
Iida secretly loves racing the birds nearby. Hes not meant to because they can be very dangerous, but by now they are used to him and look forward to when he shows up.
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ulkoilla · 3 years ago
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Tag Game rules: tag some people you want to get to know better! I was tagged by @bleachbleachbleach and although I’d like to get to know better, I think that - one again - most folks who might like to be tagged with this meme already are :D
Currently reading: Tbh, I’ve mostly been reading old Donald Duck comics and fanfic this summer xD It’s been crazy busy, but maybe the bigger reason was that about 2 months ago I turned my doctoral dissertation thingy in, for the review process thingy (uh, I probably should work with related vocabulary). I was super Done with reading anything, and felt more like cutting reeds and sweeping pine needles off the moss that grows at my parents’ summer place. I also rekindled my interest in composting.
The book I didn’t finish but am still in theory reading is Le Guin's The Dispossessed. It’s a great book, where there is a planet ruled by two superpowers (capitalist and authoritarian) but also a populated moon. The story follows a scientist who travels from the moon to the capitalist superpower. It’s about capitalism vs. communism, but probably more about being a human. I 100% intend to finish the book – I’ll just probably start from the beginning because the last time I touched was before the whole Covid 19 mess, so I may have forgotten a thing or two.
Last song: The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company
I’m usually more of an metalhead or a fan of Finnish rock (a lot like Johnny Cash but replace Jesus with booze and the love stories fail). But In Hell I'll Be In Good Company happens to be the theme some for the fic I’m currently writing, which is why. (It’s also a great song, 0 complaints with it!).
Last movie: The Suicide Squad. It doesn’t make it to my top movies lists, but it had its moments. I was a little disappointed that many of the details I would’ve loved were played for laughs for... surficial way? In contrast with The Boys (series) where the trope-defying parts are better integrated to the story and the world.
Last series: Technically, The Simpsons. Almost every time I open the TV, some channels is showing The Simpsons. That was case also today when I ate lunch :D
The last series I’ve been watching for realz is Californication. I’ve already seen it once, but my SO hasn’t, which is a minor miracle. I’m still surprised how much I like it, keeping in mind I rarely like comedy or relationships series. I think I’m into it mostly because in the character’s lives, there is the layer of “youthful” craziness (partying, sex with strangers etc), and the layer of “middle-aged” love for their families and kids etc, and they are forced to joggle between the roles and aspects.
Coffee or tea: Tea, but I drink both.
Currently working on: I was supposed to work a Dragonlance ff this summer, but I’m actually working on a short-ish Bleach story based on one of @recurring-polynya ‘s one shot fics, Mad Scientist AU. Mine picks up from where the Mad Scientist AU ended, but there’ll be a significant time skip and most of the story is about Rukia and Renji having to drive home from a conference for Reasons. The word count is 13k atm, at which point Rukia is in a backstage of a punk rock gig, giving Inoue a lecture about the best methods to win a Chappy (or Yuki the Duck) plushie in a theme park quiz. It’s not a crack fic, though, the main focus is Rukia’s life as a “Frankenstein’s monster”. Edit: fixed the “at”
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in-command-of-the-unsc · 4 years ago
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Day 6: Fleet, Union, Fire At Will, Crossover
Ok, quick note. This is going to be massive AU, and fan-service out the waazoo. Right, that’s all.
Also, @ladywolvesbayne , you wanted some John and Steve being badass? 😉
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Well this is certainly a predicament.
Steve let the thought crossed his mind as he chucked his shield into the chest of an Elite to send it stumbling backwards, following it up with kicking its leg the wrong way so hard it snapped. The shield predictably flew back to his hand and he caught it, uppercut the Elite in the mandibles, and was rewarded with the audible crunching of bone.
When the head exploded in a splash of purple blood, he simple shoved the body aside and continued on. The Chief had arrived.
Steve sprinted forward, a cluster of Marines behind him. His mind drifted to how they’d ended up here.
Well... not even Tony was sure what happened, but they had guessed they had somehow done something wrong with the Infinity Gauntlet and sent themselves here. To another universe, with a humanity that had been fighting for its very existence.
Steve... well.... let’s just say Nat had to comfort him when he realized the extent of the war and that he couldn’t have helped at all.
A line of purple plasma blasts skittering across the ground in front brought him crashing back to reality. Seems like a— what had the Chief called them? Shade turrets! Seems like a Shade turret had spotted them, and it was aiming right at a Marine.
Steve jumped in front of the blasts and raised his shield, grunting when the superheated plasma started slamming into his shield. He was definitely able to stop it, but that didn’t mean it didn’t burn like all hell. “Chief!”
“Standby.” Came back over the comm.
And then an Elite corpse came flying through the trees, followed closely by the Chief, who dropped to a knee and skidded forward along the dirt. Steve instantly knew what he was doing.
Taking the initiative, the Captain sprinted forward and leaped onto Chief’s back, and then leaped again when he felt the seven foot tall man rise underneath him, sending him flying into the air.
“Cover the Cap!” Shouted one of the Marines.
Steve chuckled to himself as he landed on the raised earthwork the Shade turret was settled on, performing a combat roll to keep his momentum. He shot to his feet and turned to the left, spartan-kicking a Grunt in the face so hard its skull shattered as the body flew away.
“Rogers, on your six.”
Steve whirled as the Chief’s warning came over the comm, and proceeded to get his shield knocked out of his hand by a Brute.
“I thought you said the Storm Covenant didn’t have any Brutes?” He grunted into the comm as he rolled out of the way of a gravity hammer swing.
“They shouldn’t. Something’s wrong.”
Steve let that thought simmer as he slammed several open-palm strikes into the Brute’s chest before jumping into the air and kicking backwards off its chest, pulling a mid-air backflip and landed at a kneel. His eyes darted over the Plasma Pistol the Grunt had dropped and immediately a plan formed in his mind.
The Captain sprinted forward as the Brute lifted his hammer, and then slid between the beast’s legs as the hammer crashed down on the dirt behind him followed by a Brute snarl. Now behind it, the Captain rose to his feet and sprinted for the pistol, rolling over the ground as he grabbed it and immediately beginning to charge it up.
The Brute, for his part, was raging now. He snarled and raised his hammer, running towards Steve, who let the trigger go and sent a fully charged Plasma Pistol blast into the Brute’s knee, making it collapse with a roar and drop the hammer.
Immediately, Steve tossed the pistol and darted for the hammer as the Brute rose to one knee, and with one swing, sent the now-dead beast flying. “Chief, heads up!”
The Spartan caught the hammer sent his way in one smooth motion, and proceeded to use it to liquify the innards of three Elites by activating the gravity manipulation and slamming all three at the same time.
Spotting his shield where it had been knocked away, Steve retrieved it only to hear-
“Hunter! Defilade, defilade!”
“Shit-“
He could hear Tony calling him out for his language even when he had no idea he’d said that. Steve jumped down from the earthwork and looked over at the Hunter bearing down on the Chief. “Hey! You missed one!”
And then threw his shield into the back of the Hunter’s head. Surprisingly fast, the beast turned around and roared, charging at the Captain, only for the Chief to tear it in two with a hammer strike. Before they had a chance to do anything, a cluster of Covenant troops emerged from the trees, and a Phantom emerged from the clouds.
“Chief?” Steve tightened his shield on his arm and raised it.
The Spartan nodded in reply, before slamming the gravity hammer into Steve’s shield. The resulting shockwave took out the Covenant troops. And several dozen trees.
Without waiting, they both sprinted towards the Phantom, only for the Chief to suddenly stop, then grab the arm Steve extended to him, before launching him at the speed of an Archer missile into the sky towards the dropship.
The Covenant Pilot was in the middle of making a turn, so Steve flew straight into the troop bay, slamming into a Brute so hard it fell out of the dropship. Quickly, he threw his shield into the face of a Jackal, of which it bounced off and hit two Grunts in quick succession. As it did this, Steve drop-kicked an Elite out of the Phantom, and kicked a Grunt into a Jackal, easily catching his shield as it returned to him. He picked up a Plasma Grenade off the floor and activated it, tossing it into the cockpit before leaked out of the Phantom as it detonated in a wash of purple flame.
The two fighting styles of the Spartan and the Captain merged quite well. Quite an interesting union.
Landing on the ground, he activated his comm. “Stark, I hope you’re having better luck than us.”
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“-uck than us.”
“You wish, Capsicle. We’re- woah!” Tony jerked to his left as a wash of plasma clipped his leg. “Watch the paint!” He yelled as he blasted the offending Seraph with his Arc Reactor beam. “Little Red, Aunt Peg, how about you?”
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“-ow about you?”
Peggy rolled her eyes. “Captain Lasky is performing effectively, Anthony.”
“Gee, thanks.” Thomas chuckled, then turned back to the bridge. “Weapons Officer, set mark 1-7-6, ready MAC-1, fire when when ready. Ready EP-1, set sweeping trajectory through targets Storm-1 through Storm-3.”
“MAC-1 firing!” The deck rumbled. “MAC round away.”
Peggy was still trying to wrap her head around how she’d even ended up here, but she wasn’t complaining. Apparently Steve had tried to come back to her, and something had gone wrong.
“Lieutenant James, set course 2-7-0. Ahead flank.” He turned back to Weapons. “Weapons, fire EP-1 at assigned target.”
“Firing EP-1!” A bright white line shot out from the front of the Infinity and sheared through not one, not two, but three Covenant frigates.
“Captain!” Lieutenant James called out.
“El-Tee?” Lasky asked the bald man.
“We have an incoming Slipspace signature. Collision alarms are flaring!”
“All hands, brace brace!” Lasky barked into the intercom.
And then a CSO-Class emerged from Slipspace right in front of them.
“Bloody....” Peggy muttered.
“Incoming projectiles!”
“Spin up poi—“
“Too late!”
The ship rumbled and the lights flashed as countless Plasma Torpedoes slammed into the vulnerable super-carrier. “Roland, re-route non-critical power to shields!”
“FRIDAY, help him!” Natasha snapped from her place in the corner.
“On it.” The two replied simultaneously.
A tense silence ensued. The CSO, however dilapidated it was, stopped firing.
....
....
....
“Slipspace rupture detected....”
“This is Captain James Cutter of the UNSC Spirit Of Fire, we’re here to help.”
“Oh my god...” Lasky muttered.
“Slipspace rupture detected....”
“This is Vice Admiral Preston Cole of the UNSC Everest, what’s your status?”
“It can’t be....” Even Roland was in disbelief.
“Slipspace rupture detected....”
“UNSC Aegis Fate...”
“Slipspace rupture detected....”
“-SC Roman Blue...”
“Slipspace rupture detected....”
“Fleet...” Lasky began. “fire at will.”
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Here’s my late Day 6 of @infinity-week ! I’m really proud.
Tag list: @soclonely , @bomboclaaty , @sw-maddie , @darksabered , @im-x-winging-it
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punk-tozier · 5 years ago
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Social Media famous Eddie and Bill au (part 1)
(Reddie/Stenbrough)
Part 2 Part 3
- okay so, if Tik Tok/Vine was around in the 80s you all know for a fact the losers would be all over that shit
- Richie LOVES making stupid videos of him yelling random shit, doing stupid stuff and pranking the others
- and Bev join in with Richie 90% of the time with the stupid videos
- they don’t get many views though, they have maybe 12 loyal followers
- but Eddie and Bill are the real famous ones
- Bill loves to make horror themed videos, like the ones you see with fake blood and spooky edits
- He also loves to tell horror stories/write short horror films
- Every week he does a story time where he tells a creepy story
- it’s either something he and the losers have witnessed or just something he made up
- the losers also star in his films, they’re all semi decent actors
- except Richie, he’s not allowed to be in them anymore because he can’t take himself seriously
- Stan thinks it’s stupid but loves his director boyfriend too much to say no
- All of Bill’s fans love Stan and quote the shit he says often
- on more than one occasion on Bill’s live shows the viewers get to overheard the best conversations between the losers
- this is because Bill likes to stream whenever they’re all at the club house because it produces the best content
- ‘Stanley why the fuck have you labelled everything in here’
- ‘I had a meltdown last week and that’s how it is now’
- Which was the first of many quotes Bill’s fans have stolen
- others include
- ‘Shut the fuck up before I end everyone in this room and then myself’
- and
- ‘Im friends with the biggest idiots in the world, HOW AM I NOT DEAD YET’
- let’s just say Stans a favourite in the Bill Denbrough community
- The viewers also have a conspiracy that Stan and Bill are dating, they are but they find it hilarious to see people argue about it
- ‘L-Look, someone in the chat said I’m obviously dating Eddie because of how much we make videos together
- ‘HAHAHA really? okay, tell Richie that’
- ‘Everyone now wants to know who R-richie is, look what you’ve done Stanley’
- Eddie has more fans than Bill so that comment obviously caused an uproar
- Eddie makes cute soft videos like outfit videos (he’s a Pastel queen) and aesthetic videos
- he also tells funny stories of the losers often
- ‘So today I was convinced to jump of a cliff’
- ‘Heres the story of how I got stuck in a hammock for 5 hours’
- ‘Today I want to tell you guys about the time Bill got stuck in a mirror maze’
- however most of his followers are just there too adore how cute he is
- Richie likes to also post comments about how adorable he is because he loves his cute as fuck boyfriend too much
- ‘Wow you are the cutest human ever’
- once in one of his aesthetic videos he had a short clip of him holding hands with Richie but the video just showed their hands
- This caused 50% of his fans to get jealous and the other 50% get super excited
- Richie also commented on that video
- ‘your boyfriend is so lucky’
- Eventually the amount of comments asking who Richie is got annoying so he posted a photo of them both
- the photo was one that Bev took of them holding hands but the shot was from behind so people still didn’t know exactly what Richie looks like
- this was 100% because Richie is insecure and doesn’t want to get bullied by jealous fans
- the photo got a lot of comments
- mainly people commenting about their height difference as Richie is 6’1 and Eddie is 5’6
- Bill also commented saying ‘omg I wonder who that could be lol’
- Which was a mistake on Bill’s part as he also began getting comments asking what eddies boyfriend looks like
- It got annoying fast so eventually Eddie managed to convince Richie to be in a video
- The video was basically a compilation of stupid shit Richie has done
- the video included but wasn’t limited too
- Richie falling out of the hammock at the club house
- The time he forgot his glasses and walked into a lamp post
- Him shouting ‘SUP FUCKERS’ whilst jumping down the stairs at the club house and immediately falling over
- Richie yelling ‘aaaaa’ whilst running to Eddie and hugging him with Eddie saying ‘I haven’t seen you for ONE day it’s not that dramatic’
- Eddies fans went from obsessing over him to obsessing over his boyfriend in a matter of hours
- Eddie likes to live stream in his bedroom and often does live Q&As
- the questions are usually about the losers because many of his and Bill’s fans are in love with the group as a whole but only get to watch them through Bill and Eddie
- so the questions are things like
- ‘What is Beverly’s social media’
- ‘Are Stan and Bill dating’
- ‘Is Mike a vegan’
- He often gets asked about Richie as well who is usually doing something stupid in Eddie’s room or sleeping
- ‘Richie someone asked you why you stuck duck tape to your arm last week’
- cue the camera panning to Richie standing on Eddie’s desk chair and trying to spin
- ‘It was funny and now my arm is SMOOTH AS FUCK’
- ‘HEY someone asked you how you get your hair so fluffy’
- this time the camera pans to Richie sleeping with his head on Eddie’s chest
- ‘??..blow dryer?’
AGAIN with the spelling mistakes, I’m sorry I have d y s l e x i a
Please add more, l love reading your additions
Also please request themes/aus, I love writing but have 0 ideas xoxo
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sagesparrow394 · 5 years ago
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Monster AU Part 8
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7
Thomas Sanders runs the YouTube channel Sanders Unsolved, a channel where he and his friends Joan and Talyn discuss true crime and supernatural unsolved cases.
One day, they film a special episode, heading to a castle that is supposedly haunted, to explore and see if they can catch anything supernatural on camera.
As they approach the castle, however, they see someone leave it.
They duck behind a bush, watching the person leave.
A boy, no older than them, with what looked like animal ears and a tail, goes running across the grounds, towards a near forest.
Intrigued, Thomas, Joan and Talyn follow him deep into the forest.
The boy comes to a cave, and goes inside. The three go to follow him again, but the boy pushes a stone in the way, blocking the way in.
Joan blinks in surprise. “Okay, he looked pretty small and skinny, how the fuck was he strong enough to move that giant stone?”
Talyn rolls their eyes. “He has animal ears and a tail. I think it’s safe to say he’s not huma-“
They’re cut off by a scream from in the cave. The screams continue, but eventually evolve into howls. Then it’s quiet...
Until there are voices.
“Remus, get back here!!!”
“Oh, come on, you guys can’t tell me you’re not a little bit curious!”
“You’re going to get yourself killed!”
“It’s fine, I’m undead, he won’t hurt me! Werewolves only like live, fresh human!”
“Oh, so me and Ethan are dead. Awesome.”
“Actually, it’s only me. You’re a vampire, which is undead as well.”
“Maybe it’ll all be fine? I mean, it’s Logan we’re talking about! His wolf form probably acts like a soft kind puppy!”
“Patton, he killed his parents.”
“... Maybe he’s changed since his first full moon?”
“I doubt it.”
The group who were speaking step into the clearing, and Thomas almost drops the camera in surprise.
The two groups stare at each other for a moment
Until the snake faced guy mutters something, outstretching a hand, sending out a yellow aura, and the three humans fall asleep.
“Ethan!”
“I panicked!”
When Thomas starts to come too, he thinks he’s at home, until he hears voices.
“What do we do with them? Should I just drain and kill them so we don’t have to deal with them?”
“No, Virge! No one is dying! We’ll just calmly explain that we have no intention to hurt them.”
“I wonder why they were recording us...”
Thomas opens his eyes, finding himself in the castle. He sees the group of misfit monsters from the clearing.
He starts freaking out, but the skeleton calms him down, and explains they won’t hurt him.
Thomas finds it hard to believe, as the ghost is holding back the zombie, who is holding a morning star and is trying to hit Thomas and his two still unconscious friends with it.
Joan and Talyn only wake when there’s a thud of the front door.
The boy with wolf ears and a tail, looking very beaten, bruised and bloody, stumbles in. He goes to speak, only to squeal instead.
“Ohmygosh, Thomas Sanders! Sanders Unsolved!!! I’m a huge fan!”
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chouetteffraie · 5 years ago
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what’s your favorite canon moment of dazatsu & favorite AU ideas for dazatsu? :0
hey!! sorry it took so long to get to you alsdkjfdk I got really excited when I saw you in my inbox though!! so thank you so much ksdjfdkfj
my favorite canon moment for dazatsu is probably any time Dazai talks about Atsushi when he isn’t there. Like when he was kidnapped by the mafia and says “My new subordinate is far superior to you” or something. And in dead apple when he said he wasn’t bored anymore after talking about Atsushi. I don’t remember the exact wording but i just think it’s sweet how he talks about him! If you’re looking for a specific scene, I’d say...probably the end of the episode where they covered Portrait of a Father. I’ve always liked Dazai comforting Atsushi and trying to be more than just a mentor, helping him through his own rough patches, and I also liked Dazai following him around, watching for when he was needed.
I’m an anime main, so I hope you don’t mind me taking it from the anime and not the manga lol
Now, my favorite AU ideas...
I love mafia dazatsu! Not BEAST dazatsu, but mafia dazatsu. There’s a bunch of different ways you could go about this and I just love wondering if they could have a semi-wholesome relationship when Dazai is still in the mafia!
Idol AU! A while ago I was talking about an AU where Atsushi was an idol and Dazai was his biggest fan and I really like the idea of fanboy Dazai battling rabid fans and saving Atsushi from having to do anything that makes him too uncomfortable and all that jazz
Vampire AU!! I LOVE vampires, and this is one where the roles can be switched! Dazai is normally the default vampire because he’s so detached from feeling human, but I personally adore vampire dazatsu with atsushi trying to prove he isn’t a monster (kind of like he does in canon with his own thoughts?) plus vampires are sexy and im always down to clown with them.
ahhh thank you again for the ask! you’re always free to drop by uwu
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chococustard · 6 years ago
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Hi.. just out of curiosity, do you have favorite fanfic or fic rec for bnha?
first time putting this together my chrome closed and killed all of it=‘D
they’re mostly one shots since on going ones, cause of my shitty memory i can’t remember most of them otl
they’re under the cut and separated into categories//shot sorry i can’t word well;;; enjoy//shot
—- GENERAL (mostly)/ OTHERS —–
you’re a good man midoriya hizashi - deku’s dad is a lawyer and a nerd
no happy endings, just beginnings - eri getting used to civilian live and it’s the cutest fucking thing
nya means i love you in cat - IICHAKO DATE IICHAKO DATE IICHAKO DATE
sleepless - todo sleeps everywhere. that’s it
see me and you’ll know you’re sleeping - baku and todo talks at 3 am
iida tenya is best mom - that’s also it
send endeavor to the shadow realm - a whole series of roasting flaming cheeto man. also deku’s a fucking savage god bless
perfect timing  -  present mic and aizawa visits tensei at the hospital ft fuyusei. part of the author’s 12 days of christmas set, all of it is cute
a riddle to guess if you can - all might has a few words for the new number one hero
heroes’ day off - domestic shit ft tododeku, kiribaku, momojirou and tsuocha
bakugou is human - ft kiribaku
fallen heroes - villain!class 1A and others
looking glass - kidnapped and forced to join the villains as a child, deku got caught by the heroes during the usj attack, and joins their side instead
little, and broken, but still good - momo protection squad
pressure points - todoroki shoto finally became a child at 15
—- TODODEKU —-
lazy day - soft
(all I knew this morning when I woke is) green eyes and freckles and your smile - sleepy. kisses.
count your blessings, not your flaws - deku’s used to getting asked out by people as a joke. the one time it’s not, he laughed
sickeningly sweet - omegaverse au where todo is possesive and deku’s a little shit and i love him?? also  like, no relation, here ojiro’s the dominant alpha of the class and he’s just. so done. i love it
heroes, love and soulmates - what you write on your skin appear on your soulmate’s, also. soft. so soft.
conventional taste - deku won an essay contest and took todo to hero con. as cute as the tododeku stuff was i also like it just as a general fic, like, the con stuff in there i just can’t help but “i feel u”//shot and the uh, the other parts also hits to the heart
cold hands, warm heart - todo likes deku’s hands
reunion - apparently middle school reunions are a thing ft baku being not shit
sweater weather - this. just. this whole thing. i have diabetes from this
get me waken up, shaken up, tangled up - omegaverse au where todo and deku just date and it’s cute
bonded - omegaverse au drame™ also like the only omegaverse fic with all my ship as far as i know thank u op
your biggest fan - ….they buy each other’s merch- im dying, deceased
the five times shouto found his hand in izuku’s hair and the one time it happened in front of bakugou - deku’s hair floof appreciation fic
I’m yours if you’ll have me - omegaverse au where deku tries to get todo to just get a fucking clue ft bakushima 
i’ve tried every hobby, and you’re all that’s left - everyone got todo to try and find a hobby
all your little things - deku wants todo to love himself
Marry The Mole - flaming cheeto man tried to bribe his son’s bf to break up with him
petal steps - hades/persephone au
—- KIRIBAKU —- 
a whole series where kiri and baku are THAT couple
a many splendored things - anniversary fluff
anniversary - ^another one
little words - soulmate au where you’re born with the first words your soulmate directs at you
free at last - omegaverse au where kiri’s parents are assholes
angel’s kiss - FRECKLE. KISSES.
beating in time - vampire!au where some hunter thought baku’s a vampire, while it’s actually kiri, tho baku doesn’t know that either
teach me how to surf and other stuff - surfer au whee as a pro baku pretends to suck so he can get close to the cute surfing teacher
flowers speak louder than words - baku has hanahaki
crystal tears - kiri cries crystals, and he and baku learns how to do relationship
all the make up that MAC can make - kiri tries make up
nothing ever goes wrong at the mall - baku and kiri meets baku’s old middle school classmates
13 things best bros do together (+1 thing they don’t) - oblivious idiot
Next to You - sOFT
Pining and Pinning - quirkless au where guitarist baku has it bad
A Consequence of Constant Explosions - deaf baku and supportive bf kiri
white walls - kiri’s injured, baku’s worried
hold my hand until I feel whole again - kiribaku ft post raid ptsd
tuesday i was through with hoping - ^another one
after the fact - ^^again, another one
sunshine flutters - ^^^^another fucking one but it’s from baku’s perspective
something like an earthquake - another post raid hospital fic
tender loving care - another one this time ft momo
hoodies - omegaverse where baku gets possessive 
a boy & his dragon - fantasy au where kiri and baku date
Soft - omegaverse au where kiri tells baku they’re gonna have a kid
—- BAKU AND DEKU FRIENDSHIP FOCUS —-
baby steps - bakugou’s journey to be a decent human being ft. eri kiri and momo
romantic displays of a barbarian - baku openly showing his love for his wonderful bf
make a spark, break the dark - fantasy!baku went to the canon verse
there’s a space here shaped like you - ^another one
to win back your heart which was mine - ^another one but fantasy!kiri is fucking dead
bakugou’s (wikihow) guide to making friends - baku attempts to amend his friendship with deku ft kiribaku
will I ever be more than I’ve always been?  - baku trying to apologize for his shitty past. part of a series of future fic, they’re also great
—- ANGST CAUSE FUCK FEELINGS —-
white lily - midoriya izuku hates himself
scorpions and chains - hit by a quirk deku’s put to sleep, everyone else ended up seeing the past he never says
out of reach - @garbageisland-0​ ‘s nomu!deku au. it hurts 
for the future - during the sludge villain attack, baku watches deku dies right in front of his eyes, and he mourns
the stars welcome them home - on weekends students go home for the weekend, except satou, hagakure, baku, and todo
the sadness behind their eyes - as a teacher fuyumi wants none of her students to end up like her brother
this sick, strange darkness (comes creeping on, so haunting every time) - todoroki shouto is dead
so big / so small - sads but it’s todo, bday angst
Escape - the sads now ft kiri
the song of a broken past - kiri copes with his feelings with the violin, quirkless au
hit me up if you want the dirty//shot
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bpd-seishi · 6 years ago
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Oh worm? Neko au? Tea?
FDSJFJFLJSDFJLK THE WAY THIS QUESTION IS WORDED GOODNESS I’M NOT SURE WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY– 
djsfklasdfn anyway, um. i probably should’ve answered this closer to when i posted that thing that mentioned the neko au but afdlkjsadfkl better late than never, right? :’) 
okay so. this’ll probably be disappointing to a lot of u but not everyone in this au is a kitty, some of them are just normal people who have to take care of these neko losers sahflasjdk RIP. i should mention that my versions of nekos have kitty claws (but not paws), cat ears and tails (as is the standard), and a lot of catlike behaviors. so they’re still mostly human, but sometimes i talk about them acting super catlike and i don’t wanna confuse anyone adsfkl ;w; 
so! without further ado! the kitties are: seishi, akira, nico, saiji, narumi, marin, kasumi, and i’m thinking i’m gonna have neko kazuomi too :0 just for fun, i’m gonna throw some stuff about their personalities here: 
seishi white ears and tail. i kinda made fun of him in my tags but he actually is a sweet lil kitty,, he just had bad caretakers before landing in ayumu’s care :’) he used to be terrified of baths because they consisted of just a hose and really cold water, but now he’s more tolerant of them because ayumu actually sets it up nice and puts him in warm water, go figure. he still doesn’t like them cuz he hates getting wet, though. he also doesn’t like getting his claws clipped and cries every time it happens lsdjflk ;w; it’s like this every goddamn time RIP he tends to chew/lick things when he’s nervous (which is often. poor little ptsd kitty :’0). his favorite target is ayumu’s hair. he likes to crawl into his lap, wrapping his skinny, gangly arms around him, and just. really go to town on his hair aljdfjlkasd he has kind of a lisp that he’s embarrassed of and i love him honestly he’s just an oversized lap cat. all he wants to do is be in ayumu’s lap and vibrate purr really loudly, disrupting whatever ayumu was doing :’3 he also likes to bring him dead animals as presents, which disturb the hell out of ayumu asdlkjflaksd RIP ;w; 
akira grey ears and tail. the kinda kitty who rubs against people who are allergic to him, and yes i know that’s just a body language thing but akira does it on purpose alkjdsflskdf. 100% knocks glasses off tables just for fun. really wants mikoto to be his caretaker cuz he thinks she’ll be mean to him because she’s fun to harass, and he constantly jumps on her stuff/lap to get her attention. gets a thrill out of being yelled at/told no really he just wants some attention his old caretakers never played with him and kinda neglected him :’(he also scratches at her door at 4:30 in the morning (because let’s be honest he just didn’t sleep asjlkfdsf) for her to make him breakfast,, even though he’s damn well capable of making it himself. mikoto buys ear plugs to tune him out but she still has the scratches on the door to prove that akira was there, being a little monster the kind of cat who thinks every goddamn can u open is for him. it is not. he also eats plants and then demands mikoto rubs his tummy because now it hurts and it’s definitely not a trap nope he’s never had a bath in his life. he smells terrible and i hate him asjflksadjf ;w; 
nico white ears and tail. a sweet, if somewhat fussy kitty (like seishi tbh. that’s what they both are. sweet but a lil fussy :’3). one of those weird cats that actually likes water. she would stick her head under the faucet if it fit ;w; she even likes swimming, which is weird for cats/nekos in general. she likes maiko a lot (of course) and brings her animals to express her affection. the catch is that unlike most cats, she brings living animals to her jladhflksadjf. she doesn’t like killing them but maiko isn’t,, really sure what to do with them oh geez– she usually just sets them free but don’t tell nico okaytends to be a bit fickle about touch. she doesn’t like strangers petting her but with certain people (mostly maiko lksfdjlkdsf) she’ll silently demand affection via glaring at them across the room alfklsdj ;w; likes those cutesy collars tbh but gets mad when people treat it in a gross way (and rightfully so too!! leave her alone weirdos!! >:T). also definitely appreciates grooming more than the boys above, but she has trouble with nail clipping cuz it makes her nervous. what if the person doing it clips them too much? :’0 A) that would hurt and B) she needs them for territory battles with saiji lkasdjfklasdf okay that last one’s a joke but still
saiji white ears and tail. in speak of the devil! actually saiji’s a pretty calm kitty, not particularly putting up a fuss…..unless kasumi’s around. those two can (and will!) battle it out jlasdflkdsjaf RIP. mostly though he’s pretty chill, even with nico (they’re really just mutually amicable rivals tbh). doesn’t like water but puts up with baths cuz he hates smelling bad unlike certain other kittens i could namealso likes maiko, and also brings her animals as a gesture of Love and Appreciation asjdfhlkasdf. his, however, are in fact dead, and he even goes to the trouble of putting them in nice, neat coffin-like boxes. boy really goes all out dfkjlsadjf. unfortunately, maiko also doesn’t know what to do with these, lmao she usually throws the dead bodies out but she’ll keep the box if it’s really nice looking. once again, don’t tell saiji :’)LOVES being groomed. being brushed, having his nails clipped, all that jazz. like i said before, the one thing he’s not super crazy about are baths but eh, he’ll get over it, he doesn’t like being Stinky (unlike akira alsdflks poor mikoto) doesn’t like it when people give him catnip, because he’s not a fan of embarrassing himself. which inevitably happens when a kitty is on catnip :’3 
narumi brown ears and tail. energetic kitten who loves being played with! seriously. she has way too much energy. help. most likely to jump on the table while ur doing homework and sending ur papers scattering (unless ur names mikoto, in which case akira’s more likely to harass u). neutral on baths, but has a general distaste for getting wet. like akira, is also the kind of cat who assumes every time u open the fridge ur getting them a treat whICH NO IT’S NOT FOR U DAMMIT. smarter than him in that she will not eat leaves, but she does chew on plants for fun sometimes. she loves making mischief (though not as much as kasumi does. but, we’ll get to her later :’3) has no interest in having a caretaker outside of her family but could probably use someone setting rules for her while she’s at school. and trust me, people try to, and usually she’ll listen if she’s told “hey, don’t do that”. more than anything though she needs a goddamn playmate aksdflajsdfkl :’) loves the laser pointer more than anything. all nekos have enough human brain to understand that u can’t actually catch the dot, but still feel compelled to anyway. narumi doesn’t care that she can’t ever get it, she just loves the thrill of the chase >:3c 
marin goldish white ears and tail. sleepy kitty. kinda kitty who finds a sun patch, lays down immediately, and passes the heck out. also very affectionate: will rub up against u and “groom” ur hair (read: lick and preen, like i mentioned seishi doing earlier) even if she doesn’t know u all that well. another weird kitty that doesn’t mind getting wet all that much, she even likes it. she actually does stick her head under the faucet on occasion just cuz it just be like that sometimes, y’know? gets even sleepier on catnip, somehow. no one thought it was possible. most cats get more energetic/stimulated on it, not her. she just gets cuddly and more tired aldsfjlkasd this actually happens to my cat on the nip sometimes slkdfsd trust me i know what i’m talking aboutpretty independent kitty, but not opposed to cuddles or a lap to sleep on. she’s all about that nap life, son her favorite toy is a mouse given to her by a coworker at the station. it has a nice little bell that jingles and she likes to hold it when she sleeps. when she’s feeling playful though she’ll bat it around a bit owo 
kasumi black ears and tail. ratty ol’ alley cat who hisses at everyone who so much looks at her funny. infamous for nyooming through the dorm halls at three in the morning and for staring at empty spaces and telling everyone that she sees a ghost there (to be fair, half the time, she isn’t actually lying). bites people because she likes it. knocks things off tables and gets into spats with saiji just cuz ljasdfjlkasd. pretty much any terrible cat behavior u can think of, she does. she only really cares about misuzu, and often tries to get her attention by scratching up her skirt or door…..which often get her in trouble. absolutely hates baths. she’s no longer allowed to have catnip. no one can control her when she’s on it. they can barely control her when she’s not on it lajdsflkdsa :’) uses her claws more than any of the other kitties, and thus absolutely despises having her nails cut. we’re talking full on tantrum here, folks. the only person she lets do it is misuzu, and she still whines the whole time RIP ;w; also drops off dead animals for the one she loves (misuzu of course). it’s extra significant for cuz she has to deal with the ghosts of the animals she kills :’0 
kazuomi orangey brown ears and tail. most brash of all the kitties, naturally. not particularly energetic, though, at least not as much narumi. however, when he does feel playful, he jump high as hell, which is both impressive and terrifying. he loves toys he can pounce on. however, he hates the red dot, because he knows he can’t get it, yet he’s still compelled to after it anyway. it always wins and it makes him >:( hates baths, but he’ll put up with them because he gets so sweaty sometimes and he doesn’t like feeling gross. that doesn’t mean he doesn’t whine and complain the whole time, though laksfdjklsadf he doesn’t need or want a caretaker. however,, he’s not opposed to someone who’ll scratch behind his ears from time to time when he has that Itch :’) don’t touch his belly. more than any of the other cats he hates it when people poke/tickle/rub there jalksdfjklsd. he doesn’t understand why people feel compelled to, anyway. after all, his belly isn’t the part of him that is Kitty anyway, so stop trying to get access!! while we’re on the subject, though, don’t touch his ears and tail without permission either >:/ (though that goes for all kitties, really) 
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angelstrenchcoat-67 · 6 years ago
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The Guy in Apartment 512
Pairing: Au!Destiel
Warnings: None just fluff
Summary: Cas has had a crush on his neighbor down the hall for a while now but he never had the courage to talk to him... until now.
Author's note: I wrote this story like two years ago but I never had the courage to post it (I posted it and then I deleted it). I love the different ships that we have thanks to Supernatural so just because this is about Destiel doesn't mean that I don't like other ships, I intend on writing about other ones. I got the inspiration for this because there was a latina singer named Selena Quintanilla and my mom is a huge fan of her so while we were driving, we were listening to her song called "El chico del apartamento 512" which in english translates to "The Guy from the Apartment 512". And while I was listening to it, I pictured it with Dean and Cas and I thought it was super cute so I came up with this. Hopefully you'll like it. 
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Today is one of those days where the weather is too cold, the bed too warm and my motivation close to 0. I shift my face so that the light coming through the window no longer hits me, but my ways of avoiding to wake up become useless when Chuck, my cat, decides to sit on my face.
"Hey, buddy" I speak again his furry skin. "Am I making you uncomfortable?"
He gives me a severe side eye before licking his paw and settling his head in the covers of my bed.
"Chuck, I have to go to class" I apologize as I grab him and set him next to me. "As much as I enjoy your random acts of love, I'll have to pass"
He glares at me before rolling over, stomach facing the ceiling. I look at my night stand where the clock is beaming a red light, telling me I only have one hour to get ready.
I move to my closet, grabbing my favorite trench coat, black jeans and since the day is getting colder by the minute, I throw a brown scarf with burgundy details I got from my brother for Christmas. I take the quickest shower so that I can have a proper breakfast. I leave some food for Chuck before finally locking the apartment door behind me.
"Oh, Castiel" Hannah, my next door neighbor is leaving her apartment, too. "How've you been?"
"I'm doing good, how about you?" I reply as we wait for the elevator door to open.
"Pretty good, thanks for asking" She beams at me as we enter the elevator. "I was wondering if we cou-"
"Hey, could you hold that for me?" Someone shouts from the hallway and I already know who it is.
We have been meeting up like this. In the elevator, the hallway, the lobby. We never get passed the polite greeting because I'm always too nervous to even breath.
I freeze at the sound of his voice so it's Hannah who presses the button to hold the elevator.
"Thanks" He smiles politely at her and the looks at me. "Good morning"
"Good morning" I say under my breath as I look down on my feet.
"First floor?" He asks us and Hannah nods since I'm unable to.
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It's around 3 pm when I'm setting foot back on the lobby after a long school day. Charlie, the girl at the main office smiles brightly at me as she motions me to come closer.
"You got mail" She smiles before turning around to grab a few letters from the counter behind her. "You always forget to get it so it has been pilling up for a while now"
"Yeah, I always come directly to the apartment or leave on a rush" I grab it as someone enter the lobby, the wind from outside hitting my back.
"Hey, Dean" Charlie beams and I look around to see the guy and instantly feel my knees go weak.
So his name is Dean.
"Hey" He smiles at her and the looks at me. "Oh, it looks like we keep running into each other"
"I-I.. ah, yeah" I manage to say which makes him chuckle.
"See ya around" He winks at me and gives Charlie a playful smile before heading towards the elevator.
I follow him with my eyes without even noticing until Charlie snaps me out of it.
"He's name is Dean" She has a smirk playing on her face. "He lives in the 512"
"Are you aloud to tell me that?" I squint my eyes softly, making her laugh.
"Are you allowed to have pets in the building?" She says and I open my eyes widely. "Don't worry, I wont tell if you don't"
"You are too smart for your own good" I chuckle before stepping away from the counter. "See ya"
"Bye" She replies with a funny tone in her voice.
I walk to the elevator where I find Dean resting against the wall, looking at his phone. He looks up when I'm close enough for him to hear my steps.
"The elevator was going up as I got here but the old lady didn't hold it for me so I'm still waiting for it" He explains and I just nod, to nervous to try to even speak.
I try to focus my eyes on anything other than him. I try not to stare at his green apple eyes or his soft hair. Or the way the flannel hugs his muscles. Or the-
The elevator bell snaps me out of my trance before I start to drool.
"Same floor, right?" He looks at me as he presses the 5 on the board of the elevator.
"Yes" I find the words to answer but I cannot say anything more than that.
We stand in an awkward silence as the elevator goes through every floor before finally reaching the fifth.
The doors open in front of us and he steps out of the elevator first, looking back at me as I walk out. "It was good seeing you"
"Ah, yeah you too" I reply quickly before basically running down the hallway towards my apartment.
I open the door slowly in case Chuck is near so he wont scape. "Buddy, I'm back"
I walk in, throwing my bag at the coffee table of the living room. Chuck is laying on top of the couch, completely ignoring me. "But it's not like you care"
I turn to my studio, where an unfinished painting is standing in front of me. I look back at it, debating wether I should finish it or not.
It was looking good but I had no idea what I was going to do with it. I had finished the green eyes which came out even better than I expected, but of course not as mesmerizing as the originals.
"Since I started it, I might as well just finish it" I pull the wooden chair closer to the painting, grabbing my paint brushes.
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"Wow" Charlie's voice startles me as I'm holding the painting in my hands.
"Charlie" I gasp turning back around to find her smirking as she checks my painting. "How did you get in?"
"The door was opened" She shrugs as I squint my eyes at her. "Or it wasn't. We'll never know"
"You cannot walk in on people's apartment without permission" I place the painting face down even though I know Charlie already saw it.
"And you shouldn't make paintings of your sexy neighbors" She turns around, walking to the living room.
"Uh, that's not- I mean, it's just-"
"Chill, Casie" She flops on my couch, grabbing an unwilling Chuck between her arms. "I think you did an amazing job, it's really cool"
"Er- thanks, I guess" I move my weight from one feet to the other.
"So when are you going to give it to him?" She looks up at me and I feel my cheeks flush.
"Never" I walk past her into the kitchen, trying to focus my attention on making dinner.
"Wait, why?" I don't see her but I hear her steps getting closer until she appears at the other side of the kitchen counter.
"One, Because I'm not good with human interactions and-"
"But you and I have great conversations" She pouts.
"That's because I'm not attracted to your type" I chuckle as she rolls her eyes.
"Don't say type like we are some sort of dog breed" She scolds me, taking a seat in the chairs of the kitchen counter.
"And two, he is not interested in me" I start chopping the first thing that I find which happens to be an apple.
"When did you ask him?" She looks at me, already knowing the answer. After a couple of dead seconds, Charlie laughs. "That's what I thought"
"I don't even know if he is gay" I keep chopping the apple, practically turning it into smash.
"Dean? Oh, please. He is as gay as they come" She rolls her eyes, waving a hand. "The only straight thing about him is his hair"
"What?" I put my knife down, looking intently at Charlie. "How do you know?"
"My gay-dar" She replies simply and then laughs at my clueless face. "My gay radar, Cas"
"Sure" I pretend that I understand her and go back to the apple.
"I'm done" She turns around, joining me in the kitchen as she pulls a coat. "You are going to leave that apple alone and you are going to his apartment and talk to him"
"But-"
"No buts, Castiel" She glares at me as she pushes me out of the apartment and closing the door behind me. "Name your first kid after me as a form of thanking me"
I'm left alone in the hallway, with my heart beating out of my chest, debating wether to run away from the building or throwing myself of the window.
No, Castiel. Charlie is right, at least you have to try. With my hands sweating and my heart drumming in my ears, I slowly make my way down the hall. I stop almost every 5 seconds, questioning if I should do it or not. I keep with that debate until I reach the door with the number 512 in gold.
"Ok, here goes nothing" I knock on the door softly at first but even I was unable to hear myself so I do it again, louder this time.
About a minute passes and I'm ready to sprint back to my apartment but then the door opens. A super tall shirtless guy appears in front of me, with soft brown hair that reaches his jawline, matching with his caramel eyes. He is sweating and barely holding his breath and suddenly my heart sinks. Of course Dean would have a hot boyfriend. I mean, what was I thinking?
"Hey" He greets me with a soft nod. "Sorry it took me so long, I was-"
"You know what? Don't worry. Actually, excuse me, I think I got the wrong apartment" I try to sound as neutral as possible but there's definitely a little shakiness in my voice. I turn around to leave when the handsome big foot calls my attention again.
"Were you looking for my brother?" He asks me when I face him again.
And suddenly I feel like the dumbest person in the building. And the happiest. So Dean is not dating the handsome sasquatch.
"I-I think so" I reply back and I see him start grinning.
"Dean" He shouts over his shoulder. "He is here"
"Who's here?" I hear Dean's voice in the back, along with his footsteps.
"The guy you are always talking about, the one that you said had dreamy blue-"
"Heey" Dean reaches the door, nudging his brother who just smirks back. "Why don't you go finish your work out, Sammy?"
Dean glares at his brother, who's name is Sam I suppose, but tries to hide it with a smile.
"It was nice meeting you" Sam chuckles and turns around, leaving us alone.
"I apologize for Sam, he can be a little bit... Well he can be too Sam at times" Dean laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck.
"Uh, don't worry" I try to speak more but suddenly I get too nervous as those green eyes are staring back at me. "I-I, mmm, so-"
"Do you wanna go grab a coffee or something?" He does a half smile, waiting for my answer but when he is looking at me that way, I cannot speak so instead I just nod.
"That's the answer I was hoping for" He winks at me as he grabs his coat and closes the door behind him. "Shall we?"
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Soooo this happened lol. I hope you guys like this. I know I said that Matchmakers was my first work ever but this is actually the first thing I ever wrote like two years ago. Hope you like it!! I'm not going to tag anyone on this because I don't know who likes Destiel and who doesn't. Let me know what you think❤️
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vipers-hat · 6 years ago
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all the questions :0
Deputy Ask Meme
I’mma do both the Deps again even if y’all only care about Nicalso tagging @teamhawkeye bc you asked for one of the sections for Nic
The Basics
1. Give their full name, and describe them or post a picture! (Height, build, hair, eye, and skin color, etc.) 
Nicolette Harper RaylanGrant Emmerson Lyons
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2. How old are they?Nic: 29Grant: 37
3. Sexuality and gender?Both: Bi, Grant leans towards preferring men. Nic is female, Grant’s male. 
Pre-Game
1. How did they end up at the Hope County Sheriff’s Department? How long have they worked there?Nic: Fell on hard times career/finance-wise, so she called up father figure Whitehorse to see if he could put feelers out. He gave her a job instead. Grant: After his time in the Army went wrong, he tried to handle civilian life. Realized he was wired to be a hero too much, decided to get a police job in the middle of nowhere- thought it would be an easy and quiet life. Worst mistake of his life. 
2. Relationship with Pratt, Hudson, and Whitehorse?Nic: As mentioned, Whitehorse is basically her surrogate dad. She has a standard, not-too-attached relationship with the others. Grant: Nothing special. Standard coworker relationship with all of them. In the occasional universe where they co-exist, he adores Nic and sees her as a baby sister. He’d gladly die for her- just because she senses that he’s not a talker and doesn’t force conversation about his muddy past. 
3. Do they have an education?Nic: Went to college for forensic psychology, didn’t graduate because college didn’t end up being her thing. Grant: Only ever went as far as high school. Enlisted in the military ASAP to avoid his family. 
4. Where are they from? Did they speak a different language there?Both: U.S born and bred,   Nic’s from Missoula, Grant started in Texas. 
5. Is there anyone outside the valley that might have come looking for them?Nic: Depends on the ‘Verse. Mother would. In one AU that’s currently in the works, John brings her mother to her but his motives are selfish.Grant: No
6. Did they have a religious background of any kind?Both: Atheist because they’ve both had an ‘if there’s a God he abandoned me a long, long time ago’ moment. 
Inside Hope County
1. What was going through their head when the helicopter went down and during the subsequent chase?Nic: Every expletive in the English language and “I’m going to kill Burke slowly and painfully and TAKE THE FUCKING TRUCK AND LEAVE HI- goddamn it he’s already here”Grant: Half “I knew it” half being absolutely open to finally, finally dying. 
2. Were they afraid of Joseph and Eden’s Gate? Angry?Nic: Not particularly either of them. Part of some of her education made her understand them a little more than she’d like. She’d never justify their means/beliefs, but she gets it. Grant: Just more insane people who need to be knocked down some pegs. 
3. Did they trust Dutch?Nic: Weary up until he mentions not having her running all over creation, because ‘a guy with less than questionable motives wouldn’t bother mentioning that.’ Grant: Equally apprehensive, but as a fellow military man part of his gut said trust his brother in arms. 
4. How did they feel about their team being taken by the cult, did they count them as lost, did they want them back, did they not care?Nic: Far more concerned about Whitehorse’s well being than the others. He was her first priority, even if she didn’t have high hopes about any of them.  She know she’d be utterly lost without him.  She still wanted the others back safe and sound but she figured they could withstand more. Grant: Assumed they were all dead, vaguely surprised and relieved when they weren’t. Wanted them back but more out of a sense of duty rather than attachment. 
5. How did they take to the idea of being part of, if not leading, the resistance?Nic: Rolled with the punches and went with it. Grant: The last time he was a leader people died, so he was less than thrilled. 
6. Which companions did they recruit, and who did they travel with the most?Nic: All, but traveled with Sharky, Nick and the animals more than the rest. She kept in constant contact with Addie but kept her at the Marina just to have an active base. Grant: All, mostly stayed solo but occasionally took Nick and Jess with him. 
7. Did they have time to find romance amidst the chaos? How did they do it?Nic: “Hey maybe if I keep John alive I can have a bargaining chip against Joseph”     Her plan: backfires    John: *forced to work for the Resistance*     Nic: *catches feelings for him eventually* “Now HOLD ON A SECOND” Grant: Depends on the ‘verse. In one, he and Staci are both Jacob’s biggest victims so they heal together and then get together.  In the one I’m working on now, Grant also gets attached to John, as much as he’s not a fan of the idea. 
8. Feelings about Joseph?Nic: Begrudgingly gets his motives and appreciates how he cares for his family. Still hates him for all he’s done, but doesn’t want to go as far as killing him. Grant: “Two questions, where is he, and how do I kill him?” Just wants another tyrant wiped off the map ASAP.
9. Feelings about the other Seeds?Nic: Hates Jacob and takes pride in killing him for all the damage he did, likes John most before everything because they have similiar senses of humor and she acknowledges that he’s at least trying to connect with her without forcing anything that much, she respects that he tries to understand her motives/acknowledges that she ‘thinks’she’s trying to help.  Was indifferent towards Faith until Faith took Whitehorse, then all bets were off and the bitch needed to die slowly and painfully because you don’t take her father away from her. Grant: Genuinely distressed about Jacob because of the brothers in arms things. He’s heartbroken that they both had an Army mission go so horribly wrong that it fucked both of them up so badly. He’s well aware that if he was in worse mental shape, he could’ve easily fallen as far as Jacob had. As much as he hates Jacob, part of him dies with the man too because he feels like he failed him in some way, even if there was no other way of ending things.     Indifferent to John, hates his whole aesthetic and constant need for attention.      Avoids Faith and the Bliss at all costs because he doesn’t like an unfair fight. 
10. How did they handle having to kill animals and other humans? Had they done it before?Nic: Super distressed about it until doing it so often nearly desensitizes her to it all. It’s not until she kills Faith that it all catches up to her and she has a breakdown though. Grant: Did it before, can and will do it again if he needs to. 
11. Which canon ending did they choose in-game, and would you have changed the ending at all?Nic: Branches off at the Walk Away ending because she uses John as a bargaining chip to try to get Joseph to let her leave/undo the conditioning. Those events lead to the Collapse still happening- just free of the actual Resist part because Joseph and her are on slightly better terms than the canon Resist ending. 
Personal
1. Favorite weapon(s)?Nic: Souped up version of the sniper rifle with the Whitetails paintjob. Grant: .44 Magnum, and when that fails, his bare hands. 
2. Stealth or firepower?Nic: StealthGrant: Firepower
3. How did they spend their time, when not fighting peggies?Nic: Hanging out with Sharky and the RyesGrant: Fishing
4. Where did they live during the events of the game?Nic: Couch surfing between Sharky, the Ryes, and Mary May’s apartmentGrant: Abandoned house in Falls End
5. Any other facts you want to share about your Deputy!Nic: Had a Thing with Skylar for a little but until she realized Skylar deserved better than to be stuck in the county with her and wanted her to get out/to safety at all cost. Grant: Had the nickname “Wide Man” in high school because he’s got the build to match- it’s stuck his entire life and he hate-loves it. 
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elizabethrobertajones · 7 years ago
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Hi sorry I’m late I was knitting a very long scarf in a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere for a week :D
I just got home, I have tea, and I guess I am doing this
FYI I am closer in relation to a slime jelly than a human being right now
my expectations from 3 days ago were optimistically that this plays into Buckleming's strong spots and with proper care and management perhaps a decent-ish episode could be wrangled out of them if we make the allowance we're non-negotiably watching one of their episodes to start with...
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That was the shortest recap Buckleming have probably ever had and it speaks to one of the strengths of this season in a way: the main problems were set in 12x23 and all they need to do is find a way to un-do them and have been making on and off progress all season. With Wayward Sisters and Scoobynatural we had to put a few brakes on it but for the sake of really entertaining side projects, and on the other side of Scoobynatural we can supposedly coast to the end. And so, we get the last spell ingredients in the very next episode and off we go, and what's left is the set up going into this, of a relatively pared down, personal story and like season 8 almost entirely motivated by what Sam and Dean WANT to do and what they are willing to do to achieve that, rather than by having some urgent problem they tangle with on and off.
I hope that the last run of episodes to the end can play out in whatever way it likes, because right now there is very little nonsense from this season that actually matters towards the main plot that isn't directly in play...
though the recap didn't mention Michael or Lucifer and we'd be so lucky if Buckleming didn't write them :P
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they didn't use the apocalypse AU set but went for an outdoors version of the world... Nuclear winter maybe?? It seems like the angels and demons have a specific battlefield and in 13x14 we saw the woods where Bobby had a camp... I think this world might be in a terrible state but the natural world at least might be untouched, where it didn't have too much human influence... Who knows.
Have to explain the Vancouver snow somehow anyways :P
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Ketch is still beat up looking from his fight with Asmodeus although I don't even want to match his injury level now vs what was supposedly a few hours ago at most where Asmodeus was kicking the snot out of him in a rib-breaking sort of way. The light here also has made Dean look exceptionally attractive even by his standards.
In any case Ketch is wavering along a fine line of am i here to steal jack for power or save Mary because I still have a confusing boner for her in my heart or am I just here to save myself and be a dick... the usual kind of thing. I am assuming they're gonna play at least a degree of redemption with him but it makes it interesting in reverse to Jack that it teases he may go dark but he's ultimately a sweetie... Ketch is a dick through and through but they can tease the different paths he might take. From Buckleming's POV, redeeming him before he inevitably will be killed off again might be a sense of completing his story. I remain grumbly and annoyed he's back at all, and there are some boringly predictable paths he may take so I kind of hope he doesn't, or that the final writing of him falls to some other writer.
Still. This may or may not be a first chance to kill him off and "justify" bringing him back...
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"She will kill you... again."
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Uhoh, angels. I feel like we might be about to meet a surprise face here... i suppose among either the angels or the humans, because any one of these angels could be a named character from seasons 4-12 brought back on a whim - including up to AU!Cas doing his job. And then the humans have their heads in bags
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well it's not the first 2 humans
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oh look the smaller human with the long red hair was the small human with the long red hair.
Welp.
Look, this literally does not erase a single thing that they did in 10x21 and they can NOT buy that back, but at the same time I am glad on a wider level to see her again. I wish it was not Buckleming because I just can't trust them to be doing this for any reason other than people were angry and they are throwing peanuts at us and I have 0 expectation they'll have a progressive agenda or write Charlie particularly interestingly or well.
But if it puts her back into the story and she doesn't die...
I should ask Mittens that actually :P
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Okay, Mittens confirms I do not have to watch her die again.
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Anyway. I doubt lessons are really learned on their end in their specific minds, which is all I actually want. I mean, Charlie could stay dead if we got a "we're sorry and we finally understand the problem and we were dicks but we'll try better" from Buckleming, and I feel like this is just literally beyond their capability with what we know about them vs fan interaction, and I doubt Dabb could twist their arms on that and have anything meaningful sink in. And so I will accept surface level that it's nice to see her again in some form but I don't have to like or forgive BL for doing this, and I can fully mistrust their motives, but like... whatever
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Mary and Charlie have met, which means me writing shippy fic about them once upon a time kinda pays off.
I mean, that also implies she's a friend of Bobby's which is kinda sad because they only crossed paths in 7x20 and he broke her arm.
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Also wait, as well, Buckleming brought back AU!Kevin, another character they killed and was really crappy because boo killing off the show's meagre representation and especially more meagre representation among main-ish secondary characters (i.e. anyone who has at least 2-3 episodes, on this show :P)
In that case it was a LOT more like they were doing it because it was a part of the plot, as with Benny, but Charlie was wildly egregious, and Eileen just plain infuriating and recent enough it felt clear that they had NOT learned their lesson and really had no intention of doing so. Bringing back both Charlie and Kevin means, honestly, that I can practically see the peanuts they're hurling at us with the intention of shutting us up.
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Anyway yay Cas n Sam hang out times
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"And Misha Collins" flashes up on the screen, superimposed over Cas.
my lizard brain: "Oh good, Cas is in this episode"
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i tired
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At this point, Cas and Sam bickering over Dean as siblings and brothers in law is just... so completely commonplace it slips my mind to comment on it, whereas once upon a time I would have been wildly excited just to see it, the fact of their dynamic is deliciously cemented, and I'm just happy they're hanging out now :P
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I still think Sam might have had better luck reminding Gabriel of the FUN things he did to them rather than the heroic tragic supposed death which was really just, well... whatever it was, if this is the real Gabriel
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Why do I feel like Sam giving him his grace is a bad idea?
Also... why has he got it on a bandana in a serving dish? Is this just because it's kinda vaguely funny, or because it was making a low whistling noise the entire time and he covered it up because it was starting to set his teeth on edge? I mean, like... what is going on here... I'm just using the cues they give us :P
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Let the choo choo in
Cas learned a lot about how to handle infants when he was reading up on what to do about raising Jack. It's almost sad he doesn't have a baby to mess around with. I just spent a week with a baby and spent most of it trying to make him say "Marmoset" as his first word.
It's also wildly distracting in a hilarious way from wondering WHY Gabriel is so scared of supposedly his own grace. Maybe being what he once was, or becoming something he doesn't want to be.
Cas did the exact same thing when Crowley was trying to make him eat Adina's grace, although in that case Crowley was like omg shut up I already killed her, and you need to go save Dean for the both of us so just do it and die later, asshole, and Cas opened up with the right motivation. Choo choo.
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Anyway you would freaking think SAMUEL AND CASTIEL WINCHESTER of all people would NOT try and force a foreign powerful substance into someone else's mouth when they didn't seem to want it
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Jo!! Hey babe, how's running Heaven going?
Well, she has to manage this dumbass so not well, apparently. There's presumably only so much she can get out of it when he just wants to play solitaire or "strip poker" with her... (playing with himself vs playing with someone else... is it a metaphor for him just sitting in his room jerking it while she does all the work? :P) but anyways... i love the image of his stupid pointy throne like hurr blurr look at me I run heaven and she's got a practical comfy chair next to it to sit and like... actually run heaven :P
Her "out" sounds like she was definitely off doing whatever she could, and both of them are reading/pretending the other was doing nothing, while Lucifer was BLATANTLY doing nothing and has no interest in doing it, while she needs the symbol of being attached to him to get what SHE needs, aka actual power and ruling Heaven, and clearly has run into a problem she can't deal with, without having Lucifer standing next to her.
You know, like how they say to bring a man when you go car shopping because you'll get a better deal and not get ripped off
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mittensmorgul side note: EVEN HEAVEN'S COLDEST ROOM HAS A SOFA BUT NOT THE DEAN CAVE #MadAboutIt
elizabethrobertajones You know that was the very next thing I was going to type
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Lucifer uses Dumas to neg Jo about how she should be happy to be his "first lady" of Heaven, focusing on the me me me me side of the problem, grumbling about their relationship and how she's nagging him as a way of her showing disrespect etc
In this case I think Buckleming MAY be hitting the right note, maybe even on the side of too heavily, of Lucifer as the useless entitled male and Jo as the smart competent woman with her shit together... I mean, to the point where I'm ASSUMING we're on Jo's side but it might be one of those things where they literally do think it's funny to make her nag lucifer and they're on his side but I'm so wildly feminist compared to them that I literally can not read this scene from any side but rooting for her first, Dumas second, literally any other angel who  might walk through the door third, and finally and firmly last, Lucifer
I mean, Lucifer is literally draining Jo for power and is presumably at this point completely dependant on her since they may be doing a drug metaphor again, especially an implication that angel grace is addictive, re: Asmodeus (and what a nice throwback to Cas and how strong he was to resist it with all his heart when it was destroying him but also to say how TOXIC being an angel really is, perhaps also re: where we're going with Gabriel)... And yet he still claims Dumas rules in his favour when she answers neutrally, showing him choosing to make a wilfully wrong interpretation to back up what he wants to see. Aka this is not a metaphor for anyone in power right now and throwing around the word "first lady" in this scene means nothing? :P
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Dumas tries to remind Lucifer that he said he could make angels and he's like no go away and get Jack.. reeeally starting to doubt that he can do it
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lol "your father created. you inherited"
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Sister Jo is amazing and also I think I witnessed Buckleming shitting on Trump for a whole scene and I'm actually kind of amazed and horrified we agree on an extremely broad and obvious political issue
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Asmodeus has those balls you spin around to strengthen your hand... on the other hand hehe he's playing with balls
we're going from the all-white heaven throne room with the asshole devil sitting on it, to the dark hell throne room with the all-white angel grace addicted demon sitting on it. This is actually a reasonably good scene transition and in general so far this episode has been weirdly well paced to the 9 minute mark at least, with a well-placed title card reveal, a how are sam n cas scene after and then the 2 sides of thrones one after the other, showing how the seats of power are doing right now...
not sure how long this LASTS but good editing may one day save us from the Buckleming nonsense if someone would just be sterner with it. There's so much in their episodes I could chop out...
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Also, Asmodeus is getting more interesting, twitchy and fidgeting now he's in withdrawal, and well aware that the grace was the only thing making him remotely a power player.
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lol @ dean letting branches hit Ketch as they go
in fact I'm headcanoning that he turned around and noticed him missing because he didn't hear the satisfying "thwap" of another thorn hitting him in the face and had to look to see what happened
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oh, nothing dramatic, just Ketch being a drama queen. Anyway, it was more of an incentive to start that argument than them just getting into it at random while walking so... kudos for introducing a scene with more than "we are talking about this now because we are"
Dean leads with that they're looking for Charlie because she's seen Mary, then she's seen Jack, and "we need her" - a clear practical motivation. Ketch counters that there is a different, personal reason to want her saved. A use your words correctly moment.
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Aaand now Dean's been shot by a slaver... the AU is fun
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Oh, this is a different bedroom set with no stairs, probably so they could ruin it by painting all over it. I wonder if Gabriel manifested this, because idk if they'd have left him the resources :P
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"It's his story, starting with his death" - a nice person translated some of it and found it WAS Bible verses relating to Gabriel, but the question is that this is going to tell us something different. The set people write a different story than the script, especially as there's no bible verse for 5x18 :P
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Oh good, so even if Gabriel isn't speaking, we're getting his words, in a way, including with snark about how Lucifer has half his brains, which in 5x18 seemed debatable that he might be whiny but did actually have a big old apocalypse going, but by now with Lucifer reduced to rubble in terms of being actually frightening, effective, or driven, all the archangels are diminished one way or another, including Gabriel himself. But his words betray the personality underneath lives on and is around and maybe retrievable, as there is snark within this writing, even if outwardly, Gabriel is a mess.
I mean.
I type this as someone who is so tired I can't speak without getting every sentence backwards and I have half-lidded eyes, am utterly depleted to the point I can barely walk, but inwardly, typey typey chatty chatty and I can still get much more advanced words out if I don't have to move anything other than my fingers and no running the words through the mouth. I am essentially borderline catatonic yet inwardly full of words and snark :P
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(I just travelled like 150 miles today after a week of touristing and these things don't stack well with chronic fatigue)
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Also to get this read, we need lots of close ups of Cas's hands touchy touchy... I like this. Cas likes to touchy touchy and we get to see close ups of his hands. Everyone wins
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and by everyone i mean don't imagine cas reading dean's face like this
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"Gabriel was gone, and suddenly, I was free - no obligation to God, or Heaven, or mankind."
("And so I did what anyone would do. I moved to Monte Carlo and shacked up with pornstars.")
The first line - epic. The second... lol. Gabriel's tastes have been compared to Dean's since we met the Trickster - they even bonded a lil over his sense of humour and the babes he conjured for Dean in the final confrontation. I was musing on some reverse verse art and realised angel!Dean written with no hang ups would be remarkably like fanon!Gabe, which just put me even more off Sabriel. In any case there was always a direct line between him and Dean. Of course, Dean literally has also crossed off his bucket list sleeping with a favourite porn star, so though chronologically it seems Gabriel got there first, it's another Dean trait being handed to him.
But on the other hand... back to the serious line... he DOES have hang ups, and he has the same angel hang ups that Cas does. This is the comparison of what they did after the apocalypse, and the diverging paths they were on. Cas felt this obligation to God and Heaven which played an overall part in his downfall in season 6 - 6x20 hammering home that he's waiting for God to tell him no before he does the thing, and in that moment of despair of missing the sign, he goes and does it. Cas has been struggling with this a long time and this is another thing along with the Sister Jo storyline and the stuff she said to Lucifer in 13x13 about feeling human, that picks up where we were in season 10 with Cas and the human arc and so on, and how he relates to being an angel. The sense of burden and obligation, his restraint from doing stuff like naffing off to hook up always obvious because we had Balthazar in 6x03 advising him to do what he had done, and what now we know for sure Gabriel was busy doing in the same time, only much better at staying under the radar about it.
Cas has never faked his death but he has died time and time again and each time he rises once more with an obligation and duty... and this time he's determined to work out WHY he was brought back, but see also rambles in 13x14 re: no you dummy you were brought back because your family loves you and wants you around, not because you HAVE to do anything, so stop running around trying to find that purpose and do what you want because you want to do it.
... but you know, do Dean instead of pornstars
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"He goes on and on about pornstars"
*Sam looks utterly grossed out* "Cas, please..."
Cas is a good egg, he and Sam don't need to know the deets so he skips over an entire wall
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what's with Lucifer's suit? I know I'm supposed to be all fashion meta-y but honestly all I got is "it's boring and black and with the sunglasses he's obviously a douche and evil but is he supposed to look like one of the MIB?"
mittensmorgul He's playing that other Lucifer, the one who moved to LA to solve crimes? Maybe?
elizabethrobertajones ooh is that a thing? :P hahahaha
mittensmorgul either that, or my first thought was heck he thinks he's one of the Blues Brothers "We're on a mission from God."
elizabethrobertajones yeah it looks a lot like that their whole thing was - originally - to do something to help a priest, right? I only watched half the movie
mittensmorgul YEP
mittensmorgul well it was an orphanage they were raised in that they were trying to save, run by Sister Mary Stigmata
elizabethrobertajones anyway I never watched enough to know if they were truly misguided or did something good and their nonsense was just them being nonsensical :P like, I know they were raising chaos but did they do it? you said "trying" to save >.>
mittensmorgul yeah, all sorts of wacky circumstances try to prevent them from putting on a fundraiser concert to save the orphanage (including the police, neo-nazis... all sorts of "evil") but the end of the movie is the concert, and they save the day Let the Good Times Roll as it were (Lucifer, however, failed to pull the trick off and gave up)
elizabethrobertajones yay :D so the reference could be that he's trying to do good like they are but continues to be a total fail whale
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He tries to listen to prayers, and after like 3 seconds decides it's awful and he hates it when it's just people "whining" and begging for help - this is an ongoing part of his comparison to human!Cas, when Cas went to the church and dealt with faith from the other end, being the petitioner instead (having already been God at this point :P). The Buckleming vs faith stuff is a surprisingly good and consistent thing, and other notable moments are Dean's confession in season 10 and Amara being affronted by the Church in season 11.
Lucifer tunes in on a random exorcism instead, probably because he thinks it's more fun.
Poor random demon (Anthony?)... that would ruin your day.
I mean, technically he did exorcise the girl...
Probably should have just claimed to be God, not Lucifer. If you wanted to impress them. Now it just looks like these priests have a bigger problem on their hands...
Yep that went about as well as it could go. You need to stop... melting people..
oh what do I care
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Anyway Lucifer has no self control because tantrumy child blah blah blah
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I took a break to catch my mum up on 13x17 and wow it really rubs it home how Heaven and Hell are being manned by performing buffoons with none of the skills to do the job. Asmodeus is a loser and not even juicing himself up has made him anything more this season, summed up best in an episode where he's entirely absent and Cas's response to being imprisoned is weary eye rolling... and Lucifer is just playing at being his dad, while continuing on the path of revealing his temperament to make it impossible for him to rule effectively...
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lol Ketch is so out of the game: "these... I don't even recognise" *Dean opens his gun to reveal the angel killing bullets*
You gotta play to keep up
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"You don't look good."
"Well, you're not my type either."
Dean remembers last season, huh? He is pretty on the ball about not getting seduced that time and knows Ketch would do it at the drop of a hat to get what he wants from Dean.
see also: top bunk and Dean agreeing subtext from last episode
basically: Dean is still a small amount vulnerable to Ketch's seduction depending on his leverage, despite everything Dean knows about him, and that's enough to put up the barrier. Especially when he's hurt.
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Oh no, Ketch asking Dean what's up with Charlie anyways and guesses "she broke your heart" and Dean symbolically collapses.
Literally what happens to Dean between 10x21 and 10x22
... okay metaphorically
I mean platonic heart breaking
I find it literally impossible not to mentally insert the feeling that Ketch killed Charlie in another lifetime and doesn't remember it and Dean is struggling with that, but Ketch genuinely has no idea, but he has become such an avatar of Buckleming nonsense in my head that I can not disengage him from the concept of dead Charlie - because also MAGDA poor lil duckie - and as such I feel a sort of all-purpose Buckleming rage directed at both the concept of Charlie's death and Ketch speaking on their behalf, which ends up in a very weird cross-purposes where I am struggling to read the story accurately, which is to say, that Ketch is genuinely innocent and just being annoying, rather than actually responsible.
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Don't watch stuff this tired, kids
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And, of course, immediately after establishing that Dean is somewhat vulnerable to Ketch's seductions, he swoons and Ketch comes running to check his temperature and open his clothes to check his wound
#manly bonding in the woods
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guys, this is what Ketch WANTED to engineer in 12x14 but couldn't get his shit together to be human enough to actually do the things that turn Dean on
like... heal him
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*cough*
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Not saying that there's a serious danger Dean will be seduced. However, Dean wounded in the woods for the sake of Ketch taking care of him is a fan fic concept and as contrived homoeroticism as the #manly sweat lodge episode with Cole.
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"How's it look, mom?"
You guys have the most fucked up thing ever and I refuse to engage and you can't make me
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Is cas healing gabriel or reading his mind aka more invasive stuff
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oh good, he is trying to heal Gabriel despite  thinking it's impossible. He's trying to "jolt his mind into thinking straight"
I am curious about how we have no Sam n Cas elsewhere aside from the one argument. We've had several scenes with them now, enough to see the pattern that they appear to be focussed on Gabriel more like they are the side characters to his return, but being used to explore it and we are just getting them mostly as actors to his recovery, rather than their own feelings about what it means for him to be back and if they trust his story and so on
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Sam looks distressed that Cas thinks that they can't bring Gabriel back to himself. Considering they have the grace they need to open the portal, it seems he genuinely does feel bad for the guy, and even if he didn't die on their behalf and buggered off to live the high life after telling them how to sort the apocalypse out from afar, he did enough that Sam feels genuinely grateful to him.
It's also possible that he's dealt with Dean enough to see right through his shit, and of course there's plenty of parallels to trauma Sam has been though. Gabriel looks like the version of Sam in 6x22 who remembered Hell, and that's more than enough for Sam to sympathise, especially with the bonding scene with him and Rowena in 13x12. All told, there's enough here to say Sam is deeply invested in the SUBTEXT if you know the character history
just... idk... I would prefer some Sam n Cas talk about it away from Gabriel to get more of a sense of it, and I hope that scene is coming but I'm worried it won't
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Ketch seems to still be determined to fix Dean
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Mmmhm.
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Sorry that was a "if I had energy I would be rolling on the floor laughing at the #manly healing in the woods camera angles, like I did with 10x15, but as it is I have no energy so a raised eyebrow and low "i see you" noise in my throat will do" comment
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We now also have a back and forth at least here with healing Dean and trying to get through to Gabriel. Sam is alone with him now. I think this is where we will see that speech from the promos.
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Sam shuts out Cas as a purely symbolic gesture
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dude can hear through walls and if the last time you two were chilling in the bunker for an episode is any indication, SEE through them too
side note: see also 9x11 for Dean x Crowley and Crowley's play at seduction, including the gross fatherly overtones to go with it
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With context, Sam starting from the point that Gabriel has to dig himself out of the hole seems to reference 6x22 even more directly. He sees where Gabriel is and he's got direct experience from having his psyche broken and going catatonic. This room is playing the part of the panic room - the Bunker now can split between dungeon and bedrooms depending on how people relate to the Winchesters. Gabriel can be kept here instead of in the dungeon because they deem him good. Sam being kept in the panic room was for his own sake, but it still seemed sort of imprison-y, but then, also paralleled 4x22.
Anyways.
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"You think it's safer inside. No more torture, no more pain. No more... expectations."
Look, Sam, it's lovely of you, but you are one rare cookie who voluntarily clambered over your broken wall and took back all the fucked up parts of yourself to be whole again
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Oh boy now Sam is talking about how he's nothing like his dad and family and the whole comparison between the two of them that appeared when Gabriel was revealed as more than the Trickster. How they both ran away from their lives.
Sam's colour palette in his plaid exactly matches the walls and the writing on them
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"And then my family needed me" (Dad's on a hunting trip...) "and this is my life. No matter how many times I try to fight it, this is what I was put here to do"
Like Cas, he has sought meaning in a "why meeeeee" way, and come to conclude, through more natural deduction than most have at hand due to their high connection to the cosmos, that where they are and what they're doing is their divinely ordained purpose
interestingly, in 13x05 Dean was told this about himself, and he's the only one we know for sure IS supposed to still be doing a job, per the cosmos, while Cas and Sam both have decided for themselves that it is what they're supposed to be doing. With dramatic irony, we know Cas is wrong due to 13x03, but Sam's is entirely more complicated and an entire essay on his character and where he is now in relation to his job and family and whether he feels obligated etc, but at the end of the day, I feel like this shows both that he is mostly content to do this - but always historically more likely to say it's because it's what Dean does and without Dean he wouldn't be doing it (see also: dad's on a hunting trip) but this always leaves open the concept that Sam still feels like at his core he's not entirely built for this life and there's a lil part of him that is still oriented towards normality, that he still has an itch that might follow him to his grave about living a somewhat normal life.
As I have talked about this a lot I will stop here, but in any case, technically nothing new, but Sam phrasing some stuff that I have analysed about him a lot and it's always nice to hear your ideas repeated on screen :D
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"Sure, hookers and monte carlo sounds great" dude, sam. PORN STARS. not hookers. Have some respect, man!
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Trust Gabriel to set it up so Sam's big emotional speech needs that interjection. Always fucking with him :D
Sam's getting to the speech about making the world a better place and being needed - the need/want thing is very interesting in this context that Sam has reached out to Gabriel via not wanting to help, having a sense of wanting to be elsewhere and wanting to be free, but then saying they NEED to save the world and make it a better place, and that there are external pressures like family that NEED them there.
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It makes Dean's "need" in 8x17 SO horrifically personal in context it makes me weep
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since I didn't write down a sneaking suspicion it was Charlie in time, I am taking the big cookie for calling Gabriel's first words, after being so freaking annoyed about not knowing them last episode, and waiting to see what they'd be this episode... "Porn stars. They were porn stars, Sam."
I mean, thematically, use the right words, but also hahahaha I totally got Gabriel's line and intent down perfectly :D
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Anyway. Big cookie because last episode I was chattering about how either they'd be epic, or they'd be ridiculous, and we got ridiculous: after the Trickster lost his voice, the only way it could come back was being left an opening to say "porn stars" as his first words back.
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I'm so happy
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eeeep the Bunker doesn't seem to be built to contain archangel nonsense
or Buckleming forgot
who knows
maybe Asmodeus got the same confusing 20 mile radius as everyone else... he's gonna go stand in a corn field and look around like "... where are you?"
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Dean full on sweet potatoes face plants
Ketch is still bothering him about Charlie which is still making me feel like he murdered her in a past life and symbolically he fkin did and I think on some deep down metafuckery level Dean knows that.
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Ketch tries to suggest AU Charlie would tell the angels what they want to know and Dean's like, I know my Queen, she would never in a million billion universes do that. She's a Good Egg.
"Charlie was like family. She was a sister to me. She did more for me and Sam than I could ever say. And she was butchered by these fucking writers, and we couldn't get there in time. And I - "
:<
Dean knows he failed her, just like he failed Kevin. He should rescue AU Kevin while they're at it.
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Yeah yeah show me the bathtub, you're not fuckin tugging these heart strings, you're tugging the "I will punch you in the face" strings
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Then Ketch is all full of regret about people he didn't TRY to save. "Duty, and all that." Asmodeus really broke him, but he broke him in the direction that Ketch was ALREADY broken by the BMoL, and Ketch clearly is adrift and seeking a different path - there's something about his story which is not Cas-like but still has a shade of it - he has fallen from his organisation in dishonour, but he didn't even do that right, he just failed to be as big a dick as he could have been, was killed by people who righteously were pissed off with him, and when he popped back up he went undercover and sold his services to a high bidder, to distract from his lack of purpose, only to realise he did have some sense of morality after all, even if it had initially enormous lines like "oh shit, literal lucifer" rather than nuances, but now he is reflecting on what at the time was duty and now seems failure - his Lily Sunder moments, but again... knowing he was a dick literally right up until just now when he's suddenly turning his life around.
And blah about analysing him much more. Watching 13x17 in the middle of this episode has been confusing about my Ketchmodeus resistance/feelings, as I am now genuinely curious about them and the part they play in this story, even if intellectually I'm like "Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" to the entire concept.
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"Well, you do suck."
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Glad Dean is here to keep us on the right track, re: cool motive still murder :P
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"Perhaps rescuing this Charlie will wash some of the stain off my hands."
look, Dabb, whoever, thanks but really, I am good over here loathing Buckleming. Get them to write a signed and sealed letter to prove they are behind this and mean it, and maybe I'll accept it as a meta commentary from their mouths. In the mean time, yes, this can be a line for the greater show, but these 2 writers are not getting sympathy without me being certain they mean it.
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Dean bumps Ketch on the shoulder, all friendly like. Welp. He's dead. It was a punch, not a pat. Gentle, but.
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Heee, Charlie (Celeste?) saying "Bite me"
tbh I should call her Celeste. I have no idea what name she's been using but Charlie was just an alter ego and I KNOW she was born Celeste Middleton if I don't know anything else about her. Charlie is really only a name she uses because Sam n Dean know it and care about her as Charlie
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Anyway, it's the "fuck off" club
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Okay, seems Asmodeus asked around/looked in Crowley's diary and found out where Sam n Dean live, and what "within 20 miles of Lebanon, Kansas" generally means when some fuckery is afoot, and just phoned Sam up rather than go right there.
Importantly, Sam has been chatting to Asmodeus for the entire time minus a week in the Bad Place AU between 13x07 and 13x13 as he was carrying the bulk of the communications with "Cas"
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Also, yellow eyed demons are kinda scary, especially when you don't have a Colt and have an entire life time trauma caused by the bro of this guy
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Oh pfft Lucifer is in this episode.
Oh! Sister Jo! Hi!!!! <3
She's sitting on the sofa and making me feel sulky about sofas and their general existence around here.
Asmodeus was also sitting with his feet up and had a pattern on the sole of his shoes which looks superficially similar to Jo's.
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woaaaaah whaaaaaat Lucifer LIED about being able to make angels and give 'em back their wings??????????????
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So yeah Sister Jo just narrowed her eyes and she's either gonna rip his throat out now or plan bloody murder by the end of the season :P
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She's ripping out his throat. Wonderful. Tell it like it is *loads of clapping hands emojis*
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GET OFF HER YOU BRUTE
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"and now you don't have me" *storms off*
I love her
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I can't believe Charlie is using Charlie Bradbury in this AU as well. I mean, I totally can. I wonder if Buckleming even know she's called Celeste :P
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I'm still wondering if that angel with all the speaking lines who got away is AU!Cas
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"We've got to get you out of here"
"Who the hell are you?"
... Dean you have so many cool lines but you're not being written by Robbie Thomspon, so "no time" will do I suppose
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Sam n Cas wandering around the Bunker with the warding failing... uhoh
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Cas really does seem to be here because he's in this episode, so far, although the support is nice for Sam I am still feeling like they aren't cashing in on the Sam n Cas dynamic, so even if it's them fighting together, I'd love to see it. I like that they have a comfortable relationship but, and big butt, it's like if there's no ongoing plot between the two of them, Buckleming really can't or won't think of anything for them to say to each other that isn't 100% about the plot.
Honestly there should be a metric where in episodes with Sam n Cas they talk about something other than Dean or the plot, which even Buckleming do pass and others fail - like the crappy car exchange in 11x03. But, like. Should be a regular function of if they're in an episode together in the same scenes, they can at least, like... exchange pleasantries.
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I wonder if we can see the warding because Cas can see it or if Sam can too. I'm headcanoning Cas POV unless proven otherwise
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I am pretty sure I just saw Cas get knocked on his back and in the very next shot be back on his feet and fighting, which means we got both the cas on his back tickbox and also proof it only happens when he's in a bad mood where he stays down??
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Asmodeus wanders in like sorry they didn't design the warding for me.
come on, buddy. that's a "I walked out the demon trap because it's boring if I stay in here" line
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Interestingly the writing does seem to be genuinely interested in Gabriel being traumatised and showing clearly that Asmodeus is the abuser, so idk if that's a wider picture thing or what because Buckleming kinda suck at considering how people, you know... feel... about things... but it's actually making the entire dynamic entirely more interesting
in any case, I really  hope this scene ends with Gabriel saving them thanks to the grace and a lil TLC to help him remember himself but that that's not the end of his Asmodeus fear - which goes to show that even a weak shitty demon can be truly scary when he uses his power to abuse and we can't just say Gabriel is way more powerful than him, why is he scared of him, rather than devaluing it this way... who knows
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Anyway. COME ON GABRIEL *cheering wildly despite my initial disappointment in his return* I guess I'm all in now... he's here and I said they'd fuckin make me root for him because I still like Gabriel even if I don't like that he's here right now :P
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He looked terrifying while he still had the cuts on his lips and the glowing eyes.
Now he clean!
And he got fluffy wings!
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*random power ball throwing bullshit*
*Gabriel like nah*
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YAY Asmodeus is dead and it was an extremely satisfying and personally vindicating for Gabriel immolation!
*immediately and permanently stops caring about him as a character*
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Bleh, I was wondering about the bit at the start with Charlie deflecting at the maybe maybe not AU Cas angel on the bridge but now she's wondering if Dean n our Charlie were a couple and Dean's like oh no she was into chicks and Charlie's like cool I like her, but does that imply AU Charlie is straight? I mean, in 7x20 she couldn't flirt with the security guard even in a fake way to save her life, but I was hoping the earlier thing was just to show she was tougher in this world.
Bleeeeeh
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Charlie has met Mary, who should theoretically be as many years younger than her as Mary is to Dean, as Charlie is the same age as Dean. No wonder she's baffled.
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Oh thank god someone stopped Buckleming using Sam n Cas to recap the entire plot of the season so far to Gabriel
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I wonder what Gabriel even thinks about it when he drops off the map for 8 years and as soon as he's back, Sam and Cas are like, so. Uh. Michael vs Lucifer and some other shit?
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I mean obviously he's leaving, but in a wider meta sense, of, like, do these guys ever stop? The real Michael isn't even around so they get an AU one to bother them!
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Cas using the "turn your back on your father's creation" line is weak, but deliberately so, I think. Cas cares very little about anything in terms of Chuck and what he wants and does. Using it on Gabriel is a thin hope that he still cares for the principles he seemed to care about, or that he had searched for God as well as he admitted in 5x08, so perhaps, just a little, it might still sway him to think of it in these terms.
Cas has no conviction on that front, because what has Chuck ever done for him as far as Cas feels, so he can't really use that line on Gabriel and mean it
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woah what a surprise, without the weird Ketchmodeus thing going on any more Ketch just wants to stay in the AU who ever would have guessed he likes it here better than cool original flavour earth
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He really is banking on Charlie being as good as she's reported to be if he's planning on wandering into a camp with Mary in it like yo I'm here to help
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I do like tough!Charlie, though if she's straight!Charlie, I've just gotta hope that growing up in the AU, she never got a chance to learn to be comfortable with herself in that same way and oh noes maybe Mary can help................
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Dean doesn't want to lose Charlie again, but he has also to deal with the fact she has Charlie's face but she's not his Charlie, just another Good Egg with her face.
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Holy crap he gave his iconic gun to Charlie
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TFW catching each other up
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why do I feel like Dean would be the one to get Gabriel to fight now Sam and Cas totally struck out? I guess there's another Gabriel episode coming up soon soon soon, which will presumably sort this out.
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Ah whoops, you need more angel grace, huh?
...I shouldn't tease Sam, as this all sinks in he's looking increasingly upset and I think Cas needs to prop him up right now because last time this happened he nearly turned into a miserable puddle of defeat on the floor
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Okay don't yell Dean, we're all stressed and this was all out of everyone's hands... you all made the best decisions in the moment
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I feel genuinely uncomfortable with that realisation, especially to think that no one dropped the Buckleming idiot ball and they're using genuine unfortunate circumstances to create the tension whaaaaaaaaat
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Dean's reaaaaaaally not doing well either. Cas needs to prop him up too.
In his case, maybe a bubble bath.
Mostly cuz he's really grubby, though.
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This is also the first time in a while that they haven't wandered through the Buckleming script looking kinda perturbed, but Jensen is acting his freaking socks off.
Where did this material all come from? I said this set up might play to their strengths and avoid their weaknesses but this is uncomfortably not-terrible.
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Also LOVING this shot of Dean with Sam and Cas over his shoulders
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Dean better not be thinking of hurting Gabriel just to go back though.
I mean, it's urgent, but... like...
what is Jack up to right now? He and Bobby and Mary are not just sitting on their thumbs.
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Next episode is another unholy Rowena & Yockey team up, right? Or is that 20?
Oh gosh we're so near the end of the season.
I'm so tired.
night night.
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tag games, all in one post
for everybody’s sanity i’m not going to come up with new questions, but here is everything i’ve been tagged in:
@lumiereswig
are you more introverted or extroverted? introverted, all the way
what’s something dorky you were into whe you were younger? i’m kind of into all the same things now as i was then, so that doesn’t help :P
what’s something dorky you’re into now? um. beauty and the beast? i guess?
go on a rant about some aspect of the dorky thing you love. 1991 MAURICE WAS NOT A COWARDS HE WAS A BRAVE MAN WHO HAD A TENDENCY TO HYPER-FOCUS ON ONE THING AT A TIME. WHEN THAT THING IS HIS INVENTIONS, HE’S A LITTLE SPACED OUT AROUND HIS DAUGHTER. WHEN THAT THING IS HIS DAUGHTER, HE DOES ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING HE CAN TO KEEP HER SAFE, AND HE LISTENS TO HER WHEN SHE TELLS HIM THE BEAST ISN’T ALL BAD.
Got any rituals when you write/draw/etc? no, alas i am very boring
Tea or coffee? Chocolate or pastries? Dogs or cats? tea, pastries, dogs because i have 2
hell, why not, flatter me. have you read my fics? do you have a favorite? i really liked the one where the servants became human in modern europe and had to travel to find each other -- did you ever finish that?
HAVE YOU LISTENED TO GREAT COMET YET. YES
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LISTEN TO GREAT COMET. NOTHING IT’S AMAZING 
THOUGHTS ON GREAT COMET. ALL THE FEELINGS FOR THE SAD RUSSIANS. ALL OF THEM.
favorite shakespeare play? much ado about nothing
@rosemoon621
If you could be a batb character, who would you be? belle, for sure
What is your favorite song of the moment? party tattoos or would you be so kind, both by dodie.
What series are you currently watching? i’m on episode 19 of critical role, if that’s an acceptable answer
If you could live in a place of your dreams FOREVER, where would you go? maybe my childhood town? i’m a homebody who likes what she already knows, though, so this is the most boring answer
If you could come to a country in South America, which country did you want to go to? i think brazil would be a really interesting country to visit!
How old are you now? 20
What is your favorite youtube video? oh c’mon, asking me to choose anything? i do love that one try guys video where they taste test the sexy drinks, because i just about suffocate laughing every time i watch
What song are you listening to while answering this question? no songs, this gets my full attention!
When is your birthday? i’m not sharing that on tumblr.
In a modern au, can you imagine what profession Adam would be in today? i can see him as an anger management therapist, actually.
What is your favorite tumblr blog? nobody! you’re all brilliant and lovely!
and
1. Can you imagine what happened minutes after the kiss at the end of the movie? i like to imagine that they hugged, maybe cried a little. belle asked the prince what his name was, and she tested it out a few times before saying that it suited him. 2. What is your favorite character, and why? belle, because of the self-insert feels. 3. What is your favorite song in the movie? (it can be either the 91 version or the 2017 version) something there, for either. 4. What character of the movie would you be in if he existed in real life? probably the beast, for self-insert reasons 5. When was the first time you saw the movie? i don’t remember, i would have been a child. 6. What’s your favorite fanfic (more than a chapter) about the movie? Kissed By A Rose, by SamoaPhoenix9 7. What movie character would you look at if he existed in real life? last time i did this i chose kelsi from hsm, so i guess that still stands. 8. What was the craziest thing you imagined involving this movie? that belle and plumette are sisters (this has 0 basis in canon, but you can pluck the idea from my cold dead hands) 9. What part did you dislike about the 1991 version? how short the falling in love parts are 10. And what was the point that you did not like the 2017 version? it’s a four way tie between the shirtless scene, the growl at the end, the lack of lines for the prince, and the goDDAMN MAGIC BOOK THAT MAKES NO SENSE 11. What was your favorite part of the 2017 version? the costumes!
@hathor-frozen (technically didn’t tag me, but i like their questions)
1. Do you like Mrs Potts in the animated or live-action BatB more? Why? animated, because she a) doesn’t do the weird kiss-pout thing in Be Our Guest, and b) Angela Lansbury’s accent is miles better than Emma Thompson’s.
2. Out of all the various meals mentioned in “Be Our Guest” which can you (or would like to learn to) make? beef ragù always sounded interesting to me
3. Have you ever tried any of the meals mentioned in “Be Our Guest”? that would be a no
4. Imagine they had announced they were cutting out your favourite servant from the live-action. Whom would you be most sad/angry to see go? mrs potts, because --  well, can you imagine the movie without her? cause i can’t!
5. What about least sad to see go? probably babette (from 1991 -- sorry, babette stans!), since she doesn’t really contribute much
6. Ballroom scene: 1991 or 2017? 1991 for sure! the little gulp when belle guides his hands to her waist, the beautiful colours, the brilliant smiles on their faces . . .
7. If 1991!Belle and 2017!Belle met, do you think they’d get along? Why/why not? i think they would! they’re similar people; i feel like 1991 belle would just kind of nod along to 2017 belle’s mechanical talk, since she doesn’t seem that interested in her dad’s work, but they’d probably get on well enough.
8. If you could have any role in the castle, what would you be? i might be mrs. potts, honestly
9. Which BatB film’s “Little Town” do you prefer? 1991, because it’s fast-paced, keeps everything at the same pitch, and has the immortal line ‘marie! the baguettes! hurry up!’
10. Which BatB film’s “Something There” do you prefer? again, 1991, because it’s the first time we hear the prince’s voice.
11. If you could redesign any of the costumes in the live-action film, what would you pick and why? probably the yellow dress, because it doesn’t really wow me as much as i think it could have.
@myfellowcandlesticks
if you got turned into an enchanted object in the castle, what would you be? probably like a bookmark or something
if you could have only one dish from “be our guest”, which one would you eat? i’ll try the grey stuff, since it’s so intriguing
what are your thoughts on the last scene in batb 2017, when mrs. potts sings a reprise of “tale as old as time” and gives maurice A Look™? i think it’s a sweet nod to the people (LIKE ME) who ship 1991 maurice and mrs potts. but it doesn’t work if she has a husband already. (cue me getting the horrible idea to write a three-way love triangle ending in maurice and mrs potts being together, but involving infidelity and divorce, which means i’ll never write it)
in a modern day au, is plumette a hipster or an art hoe? art hoe 100000%
same modern day au; is lumiere a star trek or a star wars fan? star wars, purely for the in-jokes.
WHAT HOGWARTS HOUSE IS COGSWORTH IN?? I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR AGES i think he’s a gryffindor. sure, he’s a stickler for rules, but so was hermione and that didn’t make her any less gryffindor.
you know what? place everyone in their hogwarts houses! adam is a slytherin and that is a hill i will die upon. belle is either a ravenclaw (dat intelligence) or a hufflepuff (loyal to her dad/the castle, works at her inventions and books). mrs potts and lumiere are both gryffindors. plumette and chapeau are slytherins. 
do you have any headcanons about belle and adam as parents? i think they’d always let their children know they were loved, and they’d always try their best to support them. 
what does chip grow up to be? i mean what job do you think he chooses? there was a really nice fic juliejeanette (civilwarrose) wrote where he became a sailor in the french navy, and i think that fits him pretty well)
what’s your favorite song of the moment? (doesnt have to be batb, i’m just curious to know what yall listen to) already answered!
what’s your favorite book? (not romeo and juliet like belle, i hope) again with making me choose! uhhhhh jane eyre, villette, the woman in white, fangirl, the lunar chronicles, ink heart series, his dark materials.
and
name: rachael
gender: cis woman
height: like 5″2′
hogwarts house: hufflepuff
favorite animal: dog/cat/dolphin
average hours of sleep: right now about 9 because i’m sick, but usually about 7
dogs or cats: dogs
how many blankets i sleep with: two in winter, one in summer
dream trip/vacation: i’d love to go back to canada one day, especially p.e.i. again.
dream job: nurse
when i made this account: july 2012, but i didn’t really use it until like 2013
why i made this account: to keep up with bernie su’s bts posts about the lizzie bennet diaries
number of followers: 460
reason for url: i like tea
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Pokemon I Choose You Movie Review
I am a HARDCORE Pokemon fan so trust me I’m a fan of the movies.
I’m gonna try and not spoil much but here is some quick comments. I’m watching this live as I write so this is also my reaction
Firstly the CGI, it started with Pokemon 4Ever (I think it actually started with the Unown but they actually looked good in CGI), they did get somewhat better in the newer movies but for some strange reason it looked awful in this movie.
Next the voice acting, some sound good like Mom Ketchum, Oak...but Ash sounds awful, maybe it’s the nostalgia but he barely emotes.
Next the cartoon sound effects, WHY! I know this is a cartoon but we don’t need some stupid effects, what next a fart noise?
Oh Ho Oh you poor Pokemon not getting your own movie (this one doesn’t count).
*Pokemon theme song plays*
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Wait...Ash...actually EARNING his badges? WHO ARE YOU!
Though I will admit...I kinda miss the team (ya know Ash, Misty, Brock), I know they wanna focus on Ash being a good trainer and all but...they could have included them still.
WAIT third? Ash...um...did you miss a badge? It should be his 4th (Boulder, cerulean, thunder, rainbow) WTF Ash?
OI LUCARIO YOU SHOULDN’T BE HERE! THIS IS 1ST GEN GO BACK TO YOUR OWN MOVIE!
YES!
TEAM ROCKET IS HERE YES!
OH COME ON!
THEY ARE THE FREAKING MASTERS OF DISGUISE THAT IS THE WORST ONE YET!
OH FRICK...WHY!
Why replace Brock and Misty with TWO characters I will NOT care about, why do you THINK everyone hated Tracey so much (except me I liked Tracey) BUT STILL!
*see’s Diglett* DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG! Diglett: Diglett, Diglett Diglett
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*see’s Charmander* Okay so in the original THIS was DARK, they constantly mentioned Charmander would DIE! So I HOPE this movie follows suit.
OH COME ON WHY ARE MOVIES SO SCARED OF SAYING THE WORD DEATH? Like seriously, kids are not that freaking innocent these days.
‘I’ll warm it up’ Kinda reminds me of the episode where Charizard gets frozen except what a shocker that episode was better than this one small scene.
Three nameless Pokemon I like the idea it’s Vaporeon, Jolteon and Flareon
Oh hello Marshadow, new legendary Pokemon
SO ANOTHER FREAKING PROPHECY THING! COME ON Ash is already the chosen one!
Okay I’m getting pretty bored with this movie...no joke, the animation is good but the voice acting is so BLAND!
LADY YOU ARE NOT MISTY FRICK OFF!
WTF why does SHE see Suicune? Seriously why not have Misty and Brock? I don’t care for these characters except Ash and his acting is awful!
Awww no evil Charmeleon? I liked it even if it was strange it was one of the better friendships in OG Pokemon days.
YEAH HO OH IS GREAT I GET IT! Humans are evil WE GET IT!
OH GOD ASH! OH it’s Marshadow! FRICK YOU MARSHADOW!
WOAH! WHAT A...NON POKEMON WORLD! WTF THIS ISN’T RIGHT! HE’S IN OUR BORING WORLD!
Okay they killed off a Pokemon WHY CAN’T YOU SAY DEATH POKEMON! YOU JUST SHOWED A POKEMON DIE!
Okay Team Rocket is really useless...why have them here? At least in the OG days they DID STUFF!
They fixed the pink Butterfree (the original didn’t have the female markings cause no genders back then)
Welp bye Butterfree no cute emotional goodbye. Wait nevermind, cute emotional goodbye
I don’t like Ash giving Butterfree the choice and him deciding ‘nah’ cause I liked that he wanted to leave and Ash was happy for him WHY CHANGE SOMETHING NOT BROKEN!
Hi random Raikou!
Ash is the chosen one Cross get used to it!
Why change seismic toss? It was good back in the OG
So Ash uses the Papyrus method, battle people and they’ll be your friend XD
Well Cross doomed the world...kinda similar to an AU Sans...
So is Marshadow good or evil?
So evil...okay I was very confused.
We went through THIS! WHY REPEAT IT WTF WHY REPEAT THIS!
Pikachu speaks! Already talked about this
Wait...did Ash just die?
OMFG
ASH IS DEAD
WTF!
If they bullcrap me with tears I will rate this move a 0 no joke!
BUT if they keep Ash DEAD! 10/10 (not that I hate Ash)
But I’m a lover of dark stuff!
This is dark! DON’T REVIVE HIM SHOW!
NO
BAD MOVIE!
DON’T YOU DARE!
...Why am I getting my hopes up?
COURSE THEY GONNA REVIVE THE BUGGER!
YOU FRICKING SHOW! CAN’T BE DARK CAN YOU!
And Team Rocket was a waste of time.
Ho Oh: So Lugia said you were the frozen one or something! Ash: Actually I’m the Chosen one Ho Oh: Yeah whatever what you want? Ash: A battle! Ho Oh: Um...are you sure? I mean I can show you who your father is Ash: Nah battle Ho Oh: K
That was how Lawrence the third was born!
Well that’s the end how would I rate this movie.
Well okay I’m not gonna really give it a 0, that’s just me wishing the show would be darker.
But it’s not a good score, while the animation was amazing, the voice acting was awful and the CGI can be PRETTY bad.
I really think they could have done better...
So my rating is a 4/10 People may moan saying I’m just being a baby because nostalgia but really the biggest problem WAS the voice acting, I feel like if the characters emoted more I would at LEAST give it a 6 or 7.
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