#if he was a toilet

[foreverdjh]

one year since wad glasgow!!!

one of the greatest days of my life, an absolute dream come true. i can’t believe it’s been an entire year since i met dan🫶🫶🫶

i miss him and his beautiful show everyday and am still so grateful for this experience. forever proud to have prompted daniel howell to talk about anakin skywalker for forty seconds straight.

[gongyussy]

meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

[kineticallyanywhere]

"chubby bunny"

(no manga spoilers please! im waiting till the anime season's done)

[honestlyitsjustsam]

favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)

[zglib]

Some of the cast members of guess the build, as portrayed and built by the cast members of guess the build

[xblubotx]

I’m fine…

[heavenbarnes]

when do we talk about art fucking you on his n tashi's private tennis court because he has no decorum and needs your little tennis sneakers bouncing by his head stat.

right neeeeeeoooow OH MY GOD-

he gets you down onto the court with the premise of needing you to serve to him so he can practice but it doesn’t last long

not when you end up on your back with your skirt flipped up and his hips literally pounding you

sounds of tennis balls bouncing replaced with the slap of his balls against your ass

sounds of his grunts after serves replaced with his grunts as he pulls your hips back onto his cock

your tennis shoes are up round his ears as he grips one of your calves draped over his shoulder, pressing his lips all the way up to your ankle

your pathetic little whimpers and moans seem to be reverberating as art’s lost in you- running his mouth about how good this “pretty little cunt feels wrapped around me- oooh just like that my baby- take me just like that”

you cum flat on your back on the tennis court with art literally filling you with a thick load he’d been saving up for you since your last “lesson”

the neighbours probably heard- not that you care

not when you know tashi heard (and saw) from her spot above the court

all you care about is whether she thinks you did a good job

[z0mbatz]

facecards so lethal im posting this from hell… died instantly i fear

[tofumilkbread]

I love being delulu but dating Dabi would just be

Narrator: "This is reader, reader loves their personal space."

Narrator, as the camera backs away and shows Dabi on top of the reader : "and this is Dabi, Dabi also loves reader's personal space."

[vanrougenui]

WHYY DID THEY CHANGE KOUS GAYASS NIGHTMARE (i know its spoilers but still 😭😭)

i am so salty when i get to you studio lerche when i get to yall

[archiearchiearchiearchie]

tommy in fanfics vro

[dykemd]

the best thing about having a little pet in ur house is that one day u will do some random silly thing w them without knowing it will become their favorite thing n now u have to do it everyday otherwise they get upset

[musicalmoritz]

CEO of “I hate my wife” jokes

[hyunpic]

[funtergeist]

doodles idk 🤑

[favterukanes]

Rip Minamoto Teru you would have loved picky pads