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I love a good old fashioned predetermined destiny that can not be stopped. Everyone knows that Garmadon is my favorite character by this point and while Lloyd isn't one of my favorite characters (not cause he's a bad character I just like others more) I still really like his story and arc over the course of the story.
I will never not think it's interesting that both Lloyd and Garmadon had fates that they couldn't change or escape. Lloyd was always going to be the green ninja it was destined before he was even a thought, before he was even born, before he could develop a true sense of self a title was thrust upon him and thusly the expectations of everyone around him. Garmadon on the other hand was doomed from the second he was bit by the Great Devourer maybe even before then. He was his father's Oni half and he was very aware of that fact throughout his entire journey in Spinjitzu Brothers we see him slowly begin to think he is destined to ultimately left evil and alone. He tries to be good time and time again only to be possessed, killed and brought back to life without his good half.
Tattoo translations:
Garmadon: Statera Latin for Balance
Lloyd: Iussum Latin for Order
Anyways I like to think Lloyd and Garmadon look kinda similar in facial features and stuff while also looking really different. I think Garmadon probably has a couple of tattoos (it just makes sense for him) and I think Lloyd has maybe one or two but they're smaller but meaningful. Also I think I've FINALLY settled on a Lloyd design, since before now it's been changing every time.
I just think these Legos are interesting :)
#ninjago#Yall I swear this counts for pride month since Garmadon is bi and Lloyd is trans trust yall trust#spinjitzu#ninjago secrets of the forbidden spinjitzu#dragons rising ninjago#garmadon fanart#garmadon ninjago#biseuxal#lloyd ninjago#lloyd fanart#trans#doomed by the narrative#this family needs some serious help like not a single member of the spinjitzu family was raised in a chill environment#like the fsm was raised in a land torn by war the spinjitzu brothers have a rocky (at best) relationship with their father#and lloyd is all kinds of fucked up#lgbtq#I love lego shows#if Garmadon has 100 fans I am one of them if he has 50 fans I am one of them if he has 10 I am one of them if it's 1 that it me#if he has 0 fans I am dead
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Mini beheaded Ash charm made from shrinky dinks, my movie watching companion tonight.
#my art#alien 1979#ash#ash (alien)#alien series#alien movie#if he has 0 fans I am dead#if he has no merch I will make some#surprise A/2 synthetic cameo that I did not know about#alien romulus#I also have a bishop charm#loved the gratuitous alien isolation visuals
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google show me this mans balls
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa#sentinel prime#nobody loves him like i do#if he has 1M fans i am one of them#if he has 100 fans i sm one of them#if he has 20 fans i am one of them#if he has 0 fans i am dead#nobody loves him but me and i always will#call me crazy but#i want him soooooooooooooooooooooooo bad
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“we need more complex characters!”
not after what yall did to my sweet boy jason grace.
#yes im back w another one#justice for my bby boy jason#yall just hate him because he’s not percy#if jason grace has 1 fan it is me if he has 0 fans i am dead.#pjo#percy jackson#jasongrace#jason grace#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo fandom#heroes of olympus#jason#hoo#pjo hoo toa#jason grace imagines
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Hi, I just saw your Jason Grace general headcanons and I was wondering, can you do a Jason Grace boyfriend headcanons this time?
Jason Grace boyfriend hcs
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content: jason grace boyfriend material
warnings: f1 references, one direction references, other than that just mushy gushy fluff
a/n: yk what? i absolutely hate writing hcs. i prefer one thousand times to write fics. the problem is, i don’t have creativity enough to write a fic, and neither do i have time. when i have inspiration, im usually in class and i hate writing fics in my notebook but whatever. i hope you enjoy?? lmk!!
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He. Is. The cutest boyfriend ever. In the whole world.
He’s literally the sweetest person
With you? My gods
My boy’s whipped.
He’d do absolutely anything you asked him to do, and it’s kinda cute
But also kinda scary cause he’d kill someone if you asked him to
He memorized all of your favorite artists’ songs so you can talk about that together
Frequent dates!!
Lots of gifts in absolutely random occasions
At the beginning of, he was so touch starved it was almost pitiful
But he started to loosen up the more you got into the relationship
Now he just can’t keep his hands away from you, doesn’t matter how
Interlocking pinkies or hands? Check. Hugging you from behind if you’re talking to someone? As long as you don’t get uncomfortable.
He’s just super clingy, and it’s the cutest thing ever.
He looks just like a lost puppy.
He just needs a little bit of love
Cause it’s all too much for little Jason Grace
F1 joke sorry i can’t help myself
ANYWAYS
Back to my man
He loves when you braid his hair or just spend time with you in general.
He always seems to know when you’re down
Cause he usually does know
And when you’re with your friends and he notices you’re not feeling well
He gives an excuse and pulls you with him
When you get to his cabin he just cradles you into his chest and whispers sweet nothings into your ear.
He’s a great listener, and his favorite part of the day is when he gets to come home and listen to you
If you’re not the talker type, he can talk for you
He just wants you to feel comfortable around him, always.
He feels so bad when you’re mad at him or he knows he did something that probably hurt you
Even if it didn’t, he’ll apologize for the next weeks
And some days you’re just cuddling together in a totally allowed sleepover (Aphrodite threatened Mr. D to let you sleep together, but that’s not the point), he’ll just sniffs in your hair and mumble soft ‘i’m sorry’s and ‘i love you’s into your head.
He’s just the cutest person in the world.
You know that song “In a world of boys he’s a gentleman”?
It’s him. Momma Taylor wrote it for him. I know, i was there. I was the pen.
Sometimes he just gets super clingy out of nowhere, and it’s super cute in your opinion
Even if he’s embarrassed of it later on.
If you have curly hair, he’ll ask Leo how to style your curls so he can help you
He also learns all your skincare steps so he can help you with it when you’re too tired to do it yourself
He loves when you just lay on his chest and falls asleep, he can keep reading and caressing you
He’s so in love with you it’s gross
You can bet your life that he has a picture of you in his wallet
And if demigods had phones, his wallpaper would be you & him
Oh, i just know he loves listening to one direction with you
I’m not gonna elaborate. He just does.
He’s a very smart man, so he studies a lot
And he absolutely loves when you’re there with him
But in the end he doesn’t study, he just admires you as you scrunch your nose and pouts, trying to understand something.
He loves loves LOVES going on double dates, like you & him and will & nico. It’s like his two favorite people in the world and Will as a bonus
Hehehe sorry he loves Will too
But not as much as he loves you and his younger brother Nico
If you have younger siblings in the mortal side, he’s always asking to go to your house cause he LOVES kids
He just loves to take care of them
And deep down he’s also a little bit scared that maybe he’ll not live enough to have his own
But sometimes, in the middle of the night (when the wolves come down) he finds himself staring at the ceiling and imagining how you and his kids would look like
Would they have your hair and his eyes? Maybe your freckles and his personality?
He just likes to imagine how would it be like, your family
For last, your mortal parent immediately likes him. Like, sure, there’s that whole “if-you-hurt-my-daughter” blah blah blah
BUT
they know that he’s super protective
But he’s a great boyfriend.
And if you’re happy, they’re happy too.
And Jason fits in that list.
a/n pt2: I. MADE. IT. LONG. AND I CANT BELIEVE IT!! but look, i promise that im writing a real thing, it’s just that im drowning in homework and my mom is gonna give birth soon and. i feel like jason rn tbh
#postcards from leah#jason grace#heroes of olympus#jason grace x reader#pjo hoo toa#jason grace x y/n#jason grace x you#heroes of olympus x reader#pjo#if jason grace has 1 fan it is me if he has 0 fans i am dead.#jason grace supremacy#in jason we believe
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farming belly of the beast stuff has me contemplating circling back around to my human(ish) cephalons cuz i miss them so much….. ordis i love you so much you will always have my heart. fuck whatever parvos is going on about i want to give him a body so i can hug him
#IF ORDIS HAS 0 FANS I AM DEAD#myart#warframe#cephalon ordis#ordan karris#also a cy cameo. i don’t anticipate making any changes to cys design he is perfect to me#i was going to be mostly drawing ordan but i am simply enamored by ordis’ new drone form and i had to try and give him a matching outfit#warframe fanart#tennocreate
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I think Looey is my good luck toon because I finally got to floor 28 today
#dandy's world#dandy's world looey#xylocope#he's so silly?? what do you MEAN there are people who don't like him!!#if looey has 0 fans assume i am dead#(dont like his twisted much though so i may redesign that)
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im a Move Along Home defender until I die. I won't sit here and claim that its secretly some great episode but listen to me. listen to me. it isnt even a bad episode. its silly, and over the top, and a little bit stupid, but it isnt a bad episode. if you simply allow whimsy into your life then you will find that Move Along Home is a fun, unserious watch
also the reveal that the game was never actually deadly at any point is what really sells it. you cannot tell me that shit isn't fucking hilarious. they go through the traumatic magical game and Quark has to gamble with the idea that he might actually end up killing everybody if he isnt careful and then at the end they reveal that it really was just a silly game this entire time. thats golden
#star trek: ds9#usually I can understand the hate some episodes get but I cannot for the life of me understand the Move Along Home hate#you dont like space hopscotch?? allamaraine??#Julian dramatically screaming his head off like he's being tortured to wake himself up??#everyone banding together to save Jadzia??#some legitimately interesting early Quark character exploration??#if Move Along Home has 0 fans then I am dead
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i care him
#bloons#btd6#bloons td 6#bloons tower defense#bloons art#btd6 etienne#french monkey#oui oui baguette#he's so silly#if etienne has 0 fans i am dead
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"Raphael is abusive"
Are we even watching the same show
#tmnt 2012#IM TOO . sick to formulate a good defense but raphael is so pure of heart and hes just. a big softie i love him#if raph only has one fan i am that fan if he has 0 fans i am dead#juiceboxy speaks#raphael
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IM ACTUALLY A BIG DC FAN ACTUALLY- my favorite of the batfam is Damien tho
But yes, tell me about Jason, I only know little bits n pieces of the man... I desire your knowledge
OK SO
Jason Todd, basics, obviously, 2nd Robin, first adopted son of Batman and Batman's BIGGEST MISTAKE.
There's a lot of different variations of Jason Todd's death, obviously, it's fucking DC no two writers can agree on shit,
But the most simple and common portrayal was that, Jason was captured by the Joker, the Joker either beat Jason TO death or near-death and exploded the warehouse he was in.
Batman, in all iterations however, feels like actual shit about letting his first actual son get killed.
Later in time, Ra's Al Ghul (hey it's Damian's gradpapa you know this guy i hope if you dont what) revives Jason through the Lazarus pit, and more often then not Jason works for Ra's for a bit.
Once Jason gets back to Gotham, he takes up the title of "Red Hood"- the Joker's first name before he became the Joker and what not. (CALL BACKS BBYYYY)
Jason becomes a villain crime boss, controlling drug trades and lower thieves of the such, and kills a whole lot of people. BUT, this is a matter of control, he isn't being a crime lord for his benefit, he's doing it for Gotham to take away villain's power in the city.
He also is pretty pissed at Batman for not avenging him by killing the joker, so he starts fucking with Batman for a bit too. Taunting him with information he shouldn't know as "a faceless villain with no history"
Once Batman figures out it's Jason, everyone who's in the batfamily freak out about it in different ways and depending on what you're reading/watching
Funny thing I don't think young justice even mentions Jason at all, but I might be wrong since I haven't and dont want to watch it.
The path forward for Jason also depends on what content your consuming, if you just want a basic overview of everything about Jason I suggest watching Under the Red Hood because it's his defining movie, but it's also sad and a little fucked up but at this point, c'mon, it's Jason Todd, what do you expect?
ANYWAY JASON TODD ATTACK
#JASON TODD#YOU WILL BE FOREVER FAMOUS TO ME#IF JASON TODD HAS 0 FANS I AM DEAD#I WILL BE THE BEST JASON TODD FAN#ILL FIST FIGHT YOU ALL#and by fist fight i mean ... he h.. watch UTRH on vc .
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I would rise from the dead, dig my way out of a grave, and travel for decades over miles of earth and sea to get to this man
(I think I might have screencapped these from @losthavenmine’s amazing gifs awhile back, but lmk if I am incorrect because I can’t remember)
#your honor i am so buckwild with desire for him it’s insane#sick with yearning destroyed with longing overcome with pining#this is what i see every night in my dreams#this is the look he gives me right before a tender kiss#I WOULD DIE I WOULDN’T SURVIVE A KISS FROM THIS PERFECT MAN#he’s so everything to me#so good and kind and lovely and wonderful#i wouldn’t deserve his love but i would try every day#i would never let him go a day without knowing he’s loved and cherished 😭💕#but yeah he can put his sword anywhere he wants you know???#i would become a wanton strumpet for him so fast i fear#if maximus has 0 fans then i am dead#saving this for later when i write overly dramatic romantic imaginings about gazing into his eyes#maximus i am YOURS please come take me#do not leave me like this#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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he has. infceted my thoughts. will come back when i have drawn more
#sorry for being. a bit inactive !! i got distracted drawing him lmao#ooc#art#finley fanart#indigo park#finley indigo park#finley the sea serpent#finley#indigo park finley#he is loved lots#if Finley has 1000 fans im one of them if he has 10 fans im his top fan if he has one fan thats me if he has 0 fans i am dead /silly /ref#ish in a way#i forgor the#ref honestly
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y'all can all cancel me (again) for this, but if there's even a SHRED of 'who should I pick?' from Penelope in season 3, I am tuning out SO fast because like. . .sorry not sorry, there IS no choice. Debling is some crusty OC suitor she barely even knows and Colin is a man who she has been so supposedly in love with to the point where she'd ruin her entire family's reputation to have a potential love story with him. Penelope and Colin have background, years of knowing each other, intimacy that few people in the Ton can boast of having (letters, conversations about purpose, fights and arguments and makeups) and her and Debling have. . .a dance or two at a ball because he's a rebound for Penelope's broken heart. he means nothing. he has no nuance, he has no weight to the story, he is such an afterthought to me. either I wanna see Penelope going 'you know what? I don't even LIKE this dude. he's. . .fine, but I don't care about him even a shred as much as I care about Colin' or the INSTANT Colin's like 'you know what? we should get married' if it's not an immediate 'say less, you're already my husband, try returning me without the receipt, Debling whomst?' then I don't want it!
like. . .it's just so frustrating to see all the 'I hope Debling sweeps her off her feet and she rejects Colin's proposal and she makes him work for it and and and-' nonsense from the fandom and it's always tagged and no matter how many times I block it, it just keeps popping up. I go into the Polin tag for POLIN. I don't give a SHIT about a male love interest other than Colin. Not one. Not a shred. Not an iota.
and also. . .Debling has the 'benefit' of not having depth, or character traits, or HISTORY, so peeps can project onto him however they want, but I'm calling it now, there is NOTHING he could do or be that would make me like him more than Colin. Colin will always hit different, and I will always love him more. and if Pen's not on that same page? lol bye
you want me to believe Penelope and Colin are soulmates and it's romance for her to hem and haw about how difficult a decision it is for her to marry a stranger who knows barely anything about her. . .
when Marina was out here dropping banger lines like 'You were the only man with which I could see myself being happy' and 'I do not care about any of these men, where is Colin?'? like hello??? and she wasn't even fully in love with him!!!! but we'll demonize her until the cows come home in our fandom and make her the villain in Polin's love story for DARING to get in between Polin, yet Debling, a white man, is a darling dear perfect prince for getting in between Polin? existing in our fandom solely so Penelope can be like 'lol, Colin ain't shit, let me entertain any and everyone else'?
if that's the direction it goes then, ten toes down and on my mama, she doesn't deserve Colin and she can move because I'm on my way to court him my damn self
and that's that on that
#you know what? lol it's been a bit since i've posted a controversial opinion#tagging it#polin#sorry not sorry i ship polin. . .so i wanna see. . .polin. . .and i'm getting damn sick and tired#of all the bullshit pen/oc pen/other dude theories and stories in the polin tag#and i don't want polin to lose screentime over a frankly bleh male oc#you can't change my mind#if i don't see at least marina's 'you've seen him with the little bridgertons!' level of squee and 'i only want to talk to colin'#levels of devotion then i don't fucking WANT IT!!!!!#yeah definitely try out the marriage market#realize that NO ONE has a good time on the marriage market#try to get over him w/ whomstever#but then be like 'i don't even LIKE this dude where's colin i miss him' about it!!!!!#because otherwise i am not here#i am asleep#and i am courting colin in your place pen#i'm coming for your man#anti debling#if debling has 100 haters i am one of them if he has 10 haters i'm one of them if he has 1 hater i am the hater if he has 0 haters i'm dead#it's incredibly obvious that 'pebling' is half rooted in a revenge storyline fueled by anger at Colin and his complexity#and half a projection of wanting Penelope to have 'choices' because she is a representation and manifestation of the fans themselves#and so people think an OC that can be 'perfect' for them- whoops I mean Pen (because he doesn't have any real depth or interest)#he's a cardboard cutout we can throw whatever you want onto#so we can make him 'perfect' instead of the much more meaningful storyline of pen and colin both being messy and loving each other more#and part of it is bitterness over Polin not being insta-love#which. . .if it was i wouldn't like them as much as i do#anyways y'all ain't slick#and it's fucking WEIRD to be in a fandom that's like 'i ship this couple but i hope she gets with ANYONE else'#maybe you. . .don't ship the couple??#like. . .to the point of wanting her necklace to be from debling. . .and her wearing it everywhere??? WHAT??
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Jin Shirato, the best man ever
#jin shirato#i love him.#he’s such a man.#the man ever.#the BEST man ever#if Jin Shirato has a million fans I am one of them#if Jin Shirato has 10 fans I am one of them#if Jin Shirato has one fan I am that fan#if Jin Shirato has 0 fans I am DEAD#i love Jin Shirato#Jin Shirato my love#ok I’ll stfu LMAOOOOOO
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MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE EDWARD TEACH HOW I MISSED YOU LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE OH MY PRECIOUS BABY GIRL
#ofmd#our flag means death#taika waititi#blackbeard#ed teach#edward teach#ed ofmd#he’s so beautiful#my little girl#shes okay#she’s not a mess 😭🙏#i’m so proud of her#edward teach i love you#if ed has 100 fans i am one of them if ed has 0 fans i am DEAD#i’m so sorry#he means so much to me#my little indigenous heart#he’s just like me <3
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