#if anybody else does this

[blissfali]

hes getting there :(

[sliverspeaks]

that thing some dogs do when they want attention

[veronicaphoenix]

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Sometimes work mode just doesn’t turn off

Four, driving home from work: *notices it’s 8:05* Oh. Top of the hour. I need to get the intake and outputs of my patient’s drains, and that blood sugar, and—

Four:

Four: Wait

XXX

Wild: *swipes work badge at door to Lon Lon Ranch* *swipes again when nothing happens*

Twilight:…Whatcha doin’, buddy?

Wild: My badge isn’t—

Wild:

Twi:

Wild: Just shut up

XXX

Sky: *freezes mid step towards his bed because he swears he heard the tones drop for a flight*

Sky: *walks to the window* It’s literally raining, there’s no way we’re gonna pass the weather check to fly in this.

Time:

Time: Sky. You’re home.

Sky:

Sky: Well it’s still crappy weather

XXX

Legend: *dead asleep*

Legend, jolting awake: I FORGOT TO PAGE PHARMACY FOR THAT MED

[quirkedupkicks]

i just know pro-hero shouto would be out here giving absolutely wild interviews .. ref is this

[knittingserpent]

One headcanon that I have is that Speedsters are really staticky, like they go to turn on the light and they get shocked by the switch or you bump into them and get shocked or maybe your hair stands on end around them

[cracklewink]

applejack for your thoughts

[madbalalaika]

hi! my request is for some gale/karlach art, since it's a ship I hardly ever see people in the fandom consider, and I think they would be really cute together. also: chubby gale, because there's no way that wizard likes to work out. even if you end up not wanting or not having time to draw this request, I don't want to let this ask go to waste, so I'll take to opportunity to say I think your art is beautiful!!

Hi! Hello! Sorry for keeping you waiting. Your request got me wondering about their dynamic, so I absolutely had to try it out in the game. They are indeed ridiculously sweet and wholesome together.

Also, sorry, he's not very chubby here, but may I compensate that with his sleeby self's extremely squishable cheeks?

This takes place sometime during the main events, but let's imagine it's winter in Baldur's Gate, and it's very cold outside ❄

Requests & commissions | Buy me a ko-fi ☕❤

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[sirellas]

TNG | 1.01 ENCOUNTER AT FARPOINT

[awesomechocolatesauce]

So, I found this comment on a video where Neil Newbon, the voice actor of Astarion, confirms that Astarion is, in fact, pansexual. Not gay, but pansexual, and this person still feels the need to try to debunk it, then has the gall to be like "IT FEELS LIKE GAY ERASURE TO MAKE A CLEARLY GAY MAN BI/PAN FOR MARKETING PURPOSES" when they were literally spouting bi/pan erasure just because Astarion is theatrical and talks about men.

So... who's going to tell them that Astarion flirts with Shadowheart and Lae'zel, too? Who's going to tell them that relying on stereotypes is bad?

"It's so weird to watch Astarion romance videos with a female Tav". Well, it shouldn't. He's pansexual. If you can't stomach it, that's your problem.

[greatcheshire]

hiiiii. one time I was in Las Vegas and I went to use the bathroom. it was one of those small ones that just had a stall and a urinal. anyways the stall was occupied which was fine because I just had to piss so I go to the urinal and start unloading my stream and. right as my pee starts flying out I hear somebody mutter "bloody hell" in the stall. I ignore it and continue and then he says "you couldn't have fucking waited?" and I. apologized cause I was scared. anyways it was Gordon Ramsey

Thank you for telling me this anon. From now on I’m going to believe this is real.

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[bamgeut]

SOOBIN | minisode 3: TOMORROW Concept Trailer

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

(ln8 spoilers) jinshi thinking except for my godly looks i am just average and then his smartass goes and kills around five birds with just one brand. someone whose status is so high that even his name can't be said by anyone except the emperor jinshi branded himself with the crest of the empress vowing loyalty to her assuring her he doesn't wants to take the place of her son. one-upping his "bro" with this who refuses to let him leave the line of succession wouldn't let him become a commoner doesn't wants to let him become a servant to the royal family. only slaves get branded and if this ever got out there will be chaos in the court. gyokuyou tho considers jinshi like a brother and he did swear loyalty to her but if she ever tried to cross his family her clan's brand on his body would be enough to prove her as an adultress which would be bad for her and her clan.

and jinshi did this in front of these two people and maomao so now she is the only one who can see him naked and the emperor cannot order him to marry anyone which was something that was definitely gonna happen had he not done what he did. as a bonus he gets to spend more time with maomao after a long time and he did all this while saying the exact words: empress gyokuyou, your enemy i shall never be in front of maomao reassuring her because she once muttered i don't want to be an enemy to empress gyokuyou and he had heard her but before he could tell her that he had no intention of doing that either he couldn't because of the lishu incident. one of the major reasons maomao hadn't accepted her own feelings for jinshi one of the obstacles he promised to remove for her. even though he doesn't even know that maomao's concerns about her becoming gyokuyou's enemy had to do with his birth secret his true status. that no matter what he is the rightful successor. something jinshi himself isn't even aware of and yet without knowing that he did this to deal with it all in a single way most preferable to him: masochism

[cheruib]

u ever look at a word so long it starts looking so wrong and incorrect even though that is exactly how it should be written and how you've always written it?