#if Deidara was smart he could have used Tobi's real identity against him

[ladykissingfish]

*Tobi running into Deidara in the hallway* Tobi: Senpai! You look great this morning! Deidara, looking down: T-thanks ... Tobi: *holds out his hand* C'mon, lets go get breakfast! Deidara: I'm not holding your hand. Tobi: C'mon, Senpai! Be nice to Tobi! *switches to Obito voice* And be grateful that all I'm asking is to hold your hand, Deidara. After last night, I really want to marry you ... Deidara, scowling and speaking in a low voice: For God's sake, keep it down, hm! I don't need the entire Akatsuki knowing my business! Tobi, still in Obito voice: Our business. And if marriage is unnaceptable to you, then we're at least going to properly date. Deidara: Are you out of your mind?! I told you, last night was a one-time thing! Tobi: If I recall, it was actually a three time thing. Four if you count when I gave you a -- Deidara: Oi! Shut up! Tobi: Look, you either let me hold your hand, and take you to dinner later, OR I go out there and tell everyone that you slept with an Uchiha. Deidara: *blushing fiercely* Fine! *grabs Tobi's hand as Kisame walks into the room* Dirty blackmailer ... Tobi, back to speaking in his "normal" voice: Thai food tonight? That sounds good to me, too, boyfriend. Kisame: