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It’s Munday and my mom was like, ‘Come feed the ducks and geese with me, I’ll buy you ice cream afterwards’ so I was like, “I deserve a milkshake” so I went and this was only one video I made, I shall upload the rest soon.

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It’s me, motherfuckers, your local trashcan for musicals. This time, it’s Be More Chill!

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.

[TEXT]: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

[TEXT]: i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

[TEXT]: and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

[TEXT]: I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

[TEXT]: ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

[TEXT]: Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

[TEXT]: just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

[TEXT]: I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.

[TEXT]: I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.

[TEXT]: who knew my inner goddess was such a whore

[TEXT]: You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.

[TEXT]: An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.

[TEXT]: Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.

[TEXT]: DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS

[TEXT]: he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.

[TEXT]: 7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!

[TEXT]: You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.

[TEXT]: NEWS FLASH, A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.

[TEXT]: Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.

[TEXT]: Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

[TEXT]: Spotted, forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.

[TEXT]: I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

[TEXT]: well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard

[TEXT]: i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level

[TEXT]: I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER

[TEXT]: I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

[TEXT]: On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?

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texts from last night! meme

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texts  from  last  night  :  drunk me  edition. ( slightly nsfw at times ? )

[ text ] hello it’s me drunk me. the ghost of drunkmas past [ text ] i love being white girl wasted [ text ] that’s when you know you’re wastypants [ text ] fuzzy is the best, sloppy is ugly [ text ] if i wasn’t wearing a sweater i’d send you a bra selfie [ text ] i’m drunk peeing [ text ] CUTTHROAT KITCHEN THOOOOOOOOO [ text ] sabotage me [ text ]  things are happening, i’m not sure what  [ text ] who am i [ text ] gbbo would never, mary berry would NEVER [ text ] you win honor who wants money [ text ] i want the money [ text ] why am i sloppy [ text ] i’m pooping or peeing we’re not sure yet [ text ] i’m still on the toilet [ text ] drunk me is a mess of knowledge [ text ] wow i love drunk me [ text ] drunk me: factchecking [ text ] lemme send you a hoe selfie [ text ] meanwhile i keep sending sloppy hoe selfies [ text ] i’m changing into my batman pjs [ text ] this will be my downfall i hate myself me and my pink panther print panties [ text ] leak this pic [ text ] don’t trust me i’m drunk me [ text ] my face feels funny [ text ] see i can type i am in control [ text ] i’ve been sending drunk snaps in my defense [ text ] i’m like one step away from dabbing [ text ] drunk me: laughs in hidden.jpg [ text ] i drunk snapped ____ and ____ while singing beyoncé [ text ] i’ll look at this tomorrow and cringe [ text ] i am sober and in control of the situation [ text ] i sent a ass selfie to ____ captioned: EAT THIS BEN AFFLECK [ text ] HE HAS BATMAN ASS [ text ] i don’t feel more sober at all [ text ] i should be asleep but my drunk thirsty ass is like: cute girl [ text ] i am just a simple farmer [ text ] do the sleepo [ text ] i’m drunk talking to a cute girl [ text ] drunk me is a hoe a THIRSTY hoe [ text ] i won’t remember this in the morning [ text ] i’m not sloppy drunk i’m soft drunk, i call it 4 shots and a glass of champagne [ text ] drunk me: time to thirst message all my friends / flings / exes [ text ] idk what he’s saying but i’m like raw me daddy [ text ] don’t kinkshame me [ text ] i love my aunt she’s trying to get me more drunk [ text ] i have like 70% awareness of what’s going on around me right now  [ text ] i might dab again on snapchat who knows 

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Send me ☆ + a question and my muse will have to answer it truthfully with absolute honesty

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When ya gotta keep blocking non-roleplaying blogs that try to follow you

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Send this 🍹 to slip a roofy into my muse's drink and kidnap them.

Alternatively, send this 🍸 to save them from getting kidnapped.

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While working in a redoubt, Knox and his former artillery officer, Alexander Hamilton, who was now an infantry colonel, argued over whether it was unmanly to yell at the sight of an oncoming shell before jummping for cover behind the wooden blinds set up to shield the men from explosive shrapnel. Washington had issued orders approving warning cries to save lives. Hamilton, however, maintained that being a soldier meant braving danger without flinching. As he and Knox argued, the cry went up that a shell was headed their way. Knox moved toward the blind, and Hamilton grabbed Henry as a shield. They battled each other to reach protection just seconds before the shell exploded. Knox told Hamilton not to use him as a breastwork ever again.

Henry Knox by Mark Puls

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW AND READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT STORY FROM THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.

(via awkwardspiritanimals)

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Your Muse Tracing One of My Muse’s Scars || Accepting

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It was a very hot day, and normally Alex could handle it, being from the islands and all. But it was just a very muggy sort of hot day, and so he ended up laying shirtless on the kitchen floor with a fan nearby blowing at high speeds. Anything to try and cool himself down.

Feeling a finger gently touching one of the scars on his arm, he opened his eyes, giving a sleepy smile when he saw Eliza kneeling beside him. “Hey,” he said. “Beating the heat okay?”

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Spreadin’ Some Love

I’m in kind of a mushy mood, so I’m tagging @the-plxce-to-be @jamilton-central @hamil-fam-rp @nonplena @daycarelancelot to spread some love. Y’all are amazing and wonderful people, and I feel so lucky to call you guys my friends. I wish you nothing but happiness and love in your lives, because y’all deserve it so much, and if you need me to Fite anyone for you, I’m ready!

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Send me "&" for my muses reaction to yours tracing one of their scars.

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Starters | Servant/Pet

“Your opinion doesn’t matter to me.”

“I don’t care what you want.”

“I can do whatever I want to you.”

“I didn’t give you permission to speak.” 

“You’re not allowed outside of this house.”

“You won’t wear clothes in this house.” 

“You disobeyed me, you’re getting ten lashes.” 

“Don’t you dare talk back to me!” 

“Who taught you how to read and write?”

“You are nothing but a slave, you’re just an idiot.” 

“Kneel before me.” 

“You won’t eat until I give it to you.” 

“Your face is going to be bruised tomorrow. Will you disrespect me again?”

“Get down on your hands and knees.” 

“Don’t look your master in the eyes.” 

“I’ll lock you outside in this freezing weather if you complain again.”

“You’re not very pretty for a pet, are you?” 

“What are all these scars?”

“Pet, tell me who did this to you.” 

“Open your mouth. If you do it well, I’ll let you sleep in the bed.” 

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Probably gonna make this a mutuals only blog because the idea of people asking for roleplays who I don’t follow is starting to stress me out. 

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Alex is feeling pretty active today, finally! Consider this post a starter call! Or hop into my IMs, maybe we can plot something or pick up a thread!

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Jefferson: You’ve been avoiding me, Alexander. Hamilton: How do you do that without turning around? Jefferson: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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SEND ME A SHIP and I’ll tell you:

Who said “I love you” first

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Who initiated the first kiss

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Who starts tickle fights

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Who kills/takes out the spiders

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk