#idont think id be this big

[sluttimetm]

This thing is radiculitis, I'm walking around half chub. 4in long but girthy, I mean it's soft and feels like a dick but huge. I wasn't expecting it to be this odvus. I bought a chode. I can't go outside looking like I'm hung

[lillwhy-is-ded]

i used todrive Matt to the beach and we would stand in the cold and Id feed him pizza to get him sober so he wouldnt get kicked out of his sober living and i miss getting driven to the hospital two cities away and holding christines cat ellie and wearing basketball shorts and feeling thin and scared and i miss showing up for people in ways that mattered in big ways and needing people like that so badly

now i just feel pacified and useless and half hearted and im scared but its a dull feeling and its very much easier on my day to day but i do feel like something is lacking especially bc my boyfriend doesnt really need me anymore but now he loves me and can take care of me when i need it but both of us are getting less sick and idont know what to do or feel or think

[sewer-freak]

LONG ASS MESSAGE WARNING!!!! I have Things to Share! You've not been super online lately so I've complied sum shit that may be of interest to you.

(turning off my pink text bc normal text is easier on the eyes for big messages likethis)

I've Accepted that my instinctive feelings toward your buddy Cain are. Different from yours and uhhhuhhhhh usually try not to make Too big a thing of it. (TBH, I get an instinctive bad vibe from. Most people. So that on its own isn't enough to go off of anyway.)

however!!!! I have reason to believe that he is The Kiwi Creep. (<- I gave him a name like they do for prolific killers)

Firstly, I present to you: These posts! I'm not a huge fan of this girl's either, but it is super useful that people just confess their dark incriminating secrets to her sometimes.

https://www.tumblr.com/heavensentofficial/757394760772337664/everything-is-alright-yes-its-just-not?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/heavensentofficial/757737395132186624/apologies-for-the-late-acknowledgment-thank-you?source=share

(The second one has confirmation that this the same person that's been harassing you!)

"Anyway, I’ve been intentionally misleading people. Or, one particular person.

She’s someone I truly hold dear and appreciate, yet I’ve been anonymously sending her sadistic, lewd fantasies I have about her. They make her scared and uncomfortable, but every time I send them, she comes to me for help. …Without knowing it’s me."

"I can’t keep up the act anymore, I feel as if everything’s blurring together. I’m hurting her. Yet I’m the person she seeks comfort from. She’s coming to the very person who’s causing her issues in the first place and she has no idea."

Sound familiar???

I find it interesting too that The Kiwi Creep instead of going to Cain like you suggested went to this totally uninvolved person! (Kind of like how you never see Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same room!)

Coincidence? I for one think not!

If this isn't enough, he recently announced he'd be going on break.

https://www.tumblr.com/divinetouchdown/757916668887515136/hello-all-i-have-an-important-announcement-to?source=share

To do what? To handle an issue offline with higher ups at the temple. Guess he decided the coal-walking wasn't enough...

I don't usually go there anymore bc the local temple is built on abuse, puritanical hypocrisy and stuffing people into nasty, hard to clean chastity devices, but because I wanted to get to the bottom of this, I dressed up as Edin, who he'd trust, to see if I could get footage of him doing the things The Kiwi Creep said he'd do. I have some videos I can send you in DMs if you want em.

To top it all off, I got an account of his character from someone else that knows him.

https://www.tumblr.com/poorsadorphanposting/757925978181943296/hi-hi-%CB%86%E1%97%9C%CB%86-i-hear-youve-talked-to-one-mr?source=share

I personally think it's pretty fucking damning but you ofc are free to reach your own conclusions.

Anywayz I hope you're alright n I know this ask is probably kind of overwhelming gihfuoji;kl ... Idk if putting it all out there like this is even helpful but I feel Strongly about The Truth being important. Feel free 2 take your time n figure out how you feel about this info n stuff idfk

hi. yea sorry idont have a good consept of timr. im mot on here alot. immrlyy truing to thnk words but its hard. id o not feel well.

i also get bad vibes feom everyone but idk idk cain i felt like. like he proved hilmself to me like he was different he said he was and he was but ffXKKNG KIWI SAID HE WAS DIFFERTN AND FHAT IF I KNEW WHO HE WAS I wouldd dhnage my tone oh nnyhod im going to be sick

wwwhhatt do yiu mean “shes comjing tothe bery peraon who is causing her jssues” hes so nice why WHYDO I MAKE EVERYUONE WANT TO HURT ME?! clearly he doesnt eant to feel like that he told me it frustrated him and hedidnt know what to so with the feelings i provoked him i always dducking do this i shojldnt interact with anyone evwer

ii i i dont kniw alot about the temple 8 only know whathes told me .,,, i thought he wpuld twll me to join but he neverdid it was alwaays more like “come to me with ur issues i can fix them!” idk idk idk

can

can you send me the vjdeos

i fffrll so horrible idont know what to do

[nastassyafilippovna]

Ippolit Kuragin pls I need to have your analysis

First impression

i was so confused going into wap at first he was like a passing sprit onto the page when i was trying to figure out what the devil was going on at that party. i thought hipolyte looked like a greek name so he must be a greek prince. i dont know when it clicked that he was a kuragin

Impression now

i adore him i love his dynamic in the family and how hes the harmless one bc hes a quiet fool likethats all it takes. is to be quiet sometimes. i love that hes more of a joke than an actual character But i also do love imagining him fleshed out. i think he would be a nice big brother to my two beloved blorbos but i dont think theyre super close. hes too Seperate from their co dependenet insanity and more focused on sleeping with french girls or whatever. i love that hes a hoe. like hes harmless but hes not escaping the sexual immorality allegations. and hes ugly. his ugly trait.

Favorite moment

LE ROI DE PRUSSE. sometimes i just say it out loud

Idea for a story

id love to put him in the maryatole modern au fic i have just to explore his sibling relationships i think he'd do well in the lighthearted vibe ive created. i may do this! i enjoyed writing him sillystyle in the shrinking fic

Unpopular opinion

idont have anything here theres not really enough fanon for me to disgaree with anything

Favorite relationship

bilibin. whats going on with their friendship. what is bilibin doing to the kuragins. is he planning an infiltration? i think its a bit sad that ippie probably doesnt have any real friends who like him (in the same way that anatole does and i find it sad bc i have too much empathy for the dandy beasts)

Favorite headcanon

He communicates with the shutter ghost. my best wap hc.. ever?

[hermitcraft-8]

ace attorney investigations is both way better and way worse than the original games to me in particular because in the original games you go around looking fir clues and stuff but most of the games are the courtroom parts which is complicated and confusing and awful < unless youre good at it

id like to mention ive done mock trials before and theyre actually so much fun but the games are so confusing and convoluted and strange that i dont like being behind the bench for some levels. i just dont know whats happening or what on earth phoenix is thinking

but anyway. in investigations youre almost never behind the bench and its great. phoenix isnt there at all, youre miles EDGEWORTH instead. you just look around to see clues and stuff, build the situation your head - its cool :]

but the downside is logic chess. in which you learn that miles has no clue how to play chess because its a time based game where you either stay quiet or start pushing for information and then a chess piece shows up????? and breaks the other person’s chess piece ????? its not chess. but i only really dislike it because of the time aspect, yiure on a timer and its scary

ANYWAY who even cares about game mechanics i need 2 introduce you to kay faraday

shes a little [i say little but shes like. idont know. 16-18] pink thief girl who shows up. i think after miles gets kidnapped ?????? in a haunted house ???????? and she has her speech where she talks aboyt how shes the yatagaratsu who steals the truth ect ect. i love her because when she’s not being extremely helpful she exclusively makes fun of miles. as a teenager is meant to do 👍

she talks aboyt stealing & breaking & entering in front of this whole entire lawyer so often and its hilarious. because he cant do shit about it because shes never actually stolen anything or broken and entered anything

anyway she has this little machine she got from her father called little thief that makes holograms of whatever information is inputted into it. helps with detective work 👍 and also with stealing

her dad was a defence attorney BUT. YOU SEE. HE WAS ALSO A GREAT THIEF which is where she got this whole thing from. and he was a thief WITH two other people. her uncle whos a detective that looks like hes smoking cigarettes but its just a lollipop < hes silly] and the woman who killed her dad 👍 her sprites r cool as hell

the whole first game, kay & miles are revealing a smuggling ring. can you believe it. this random rich guy and the girl he met 3 days ago who is 16. find an international smuggling ring and get them arrested. the hell

in the second game they have ❤️❤️❤️❤️ justine courtney & sebastian debeste. justine is a judge & also religious but her god is uh. the goddess of the law 👍 shes kind of a hardass but shes nice to sebastian which i appreciate because no one is nice to sebastian. which sucks

sebastian is another rich guy who only got the job cuz his dad let him. its complicated and a whole thing and seb’s dad is a. horrible person + the big bad of the second game because he killed someone, attempted to take justine’s son hostage + took sebastian hostage instead.

Theres a second big bad, his name is simon keyes, hes a clown. but an evil clown but like. he looks nice. until he starts being an ass right when you try to get him arrested. he gave kay amnesia and ill never forgive him ect ect ect

anyway thats ace attorney investigations. evil rich people & people who manipulate people who dont know better into giving them what they want r the general big bads in this one

that's awesome, love that

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

the ponies would like me because im small and all the humans are realy big and stuff and thsts scary so they like me because im more they sized. id be realy scared if i was isekaid to ponyville and pinkie would shouw up and be so so pinkie and id get overwhelmed and cry and runaway like the mysterious anime girl i am. but its not pinkies fault it just maked me so so happy and afterward during my party i propose to throw a party for pinkei pie because she deserves it and as an apology . i will get her all her favorite cakes and that means i will have every single cake ever at her party and every muffin and cupcake and id make it all super pink. well plan it. with my.Um well this might be the start of a harrowing debt plotline. but its okay because iam an artiste. So rarity would helpme because she understands shwwould use her connections and helpme sell my.art and shed let me use her shop sometimes and iwould be sooo thankful i would painther a portrait of herself andshed be bedazzled but then shed get shy like umm darling i dont know owning a portrait of oneself makes it seem as tjough i may have an ego and that is not fabulous atall! But id belike. Idont think you have a big ego but its okay to have one and i think it is only naturlal to admire genuine and brilliant beauty that just so happens to be yourself. You are so universally beautiful afteral miss rarity. And she would be positively charmed! Id tell her she doesnt need to showcase it anywheree and well id let her decide what to do with kt, its my gift and im okay with however she uses it , but still she hangs it in the very front jn oine of her shops, because its a beautiful gift and she is proud of my art and what others think does not matter!!! And she knows she is very beautiful and worth showinf herslemf off even in paintjng for.m. Then she writes to princess celestia and whatnot. This is how ponylands krismania begins.

[axellis-archv-2]

have u gotten any for nazuna. choose Whatever u want for nazuna

I HAVE NAUT GOTTEN ANY FOR NAZUNA!!!

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

i think our confession happens during like a sleepover or something like that. we're like watching a movie late at night and hes nuzzling into me and like we keep awkwardly looking at eachother and then away when kiss scenes happen. like that kind of stereotypical not-really-a-date-but-so-is moment. and at some point the movie ends and he just kind of says it. i dont think either of us want to do anything big or theatrical and it just probably felt like it was the right time . and then we kiss . ummmwegweagoawhg

i think looking back on it i think id constantly be saying that i wanted to be the one to confess first and how i was being such a weenie for not doing it soon but nazuna wouldnt mind i think . i think hed like it just the way it was

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

YES. but also NO. because this is en.stars and we have category 5 idiots among us (😨)

so like. i think kuro probably recognizes it and asks nazuna pretty early on about it and nazuna is obviously honest abt it...i think tomoya && hajime suspect it but tomoya only asks at some point when nazuna and i kiss at some point so hes a little late to the party. mitsuru isnt aware of it at all and probably forgets almost immediately when told. so every time hes like "wow you guys act like a couple!!!" and its like yeah....we are ^^ .

valentine — gush about your valentine! ^^

idont have a wholelot to say just let me just let me just lookat him

the imgs on the sides are actual merch i have of him for those unaware !!!!! i got them recently and itwas so worth it im genuinely so happy i got them

[2bit-sunshine]

There was that post about how weird unexplained shit is often just people fucking around. Which like ive done. Idont think anyone whose been in the woods by my house followd this blog so fuck it. Story time.

Theres some train tracks that run by my house and into the woods by my neighborhood. I was wandering back there one day some 7-9 years ago. I found that some kids had made alittle hangout spot of old wooden beams off the path and nearby i found a shovel. Idk if it belonged to them. My ass decides it needed a better spot.

So i take this shovel and make off i to the woods. Theyre not big and i always say you cant get lost in them because theyre basically a square. Walk in any direction and youll eventually hit road, fence or track. I opted towards the road and found a decapitated tree that had split like 5 or 6 feet up the tree. Theres a fallen tree nearby you can use to climb up. I climb up the old tree and shove the shovel in and leave it. Id come bsck to check on it over the the coming years. It stayed there.

Idk how many people found it. I showed it to a partner but didnt tell them i had done it. For a pagan who doesnt like to upset trees and fairies they did get the shovel and throw it off to the woods. I was suprised. Came back later alone and put it back.

I love doing stuff and never explaining it. Its fun and i get a kick out of imagining one of the neighborhoods kids exploring and seeing a shovel sticking out of a tree. Adds a little whimsy to the world. I wonder if its still there. Probably not. Its been like 5 years since i checked on it

[punkcherries]

hm. thought: opposing nazis is the bare minimum when it comes 2 opposing antisemitism and especially whn it comes to supporting jewish ppl

[pandapupremade]

quick serious note bc i know ive been talking a lot today.. disclaimer this may be me overthinking things but im anxious so id like to say it

i want to say bc somethin on my dash made me realize that i have been pretty negative today and its kinda sounded like ive been pointing fingers so thats why im writing up this clarification

 i dont like to vague people around me and the closest you’ll get to that is my last post, which was talking abt a popular (not self ship) user that I am uncomfortable with. however, even then, I want to make clear I was not going “wow ppl r reblogging from this op thats bad”, i was just going - wow thats a bit unfortunate to see, btu i dont blame anyone for it bc the drama was long ago, and if i really cared that much i would simply tell people hey this person is bad.

and in the big long post i made earlier today - that wasn’t really much more except a vent about feeling discouraged, I had no intention of throwing particular ppl under the rug.

once again idont vague anyone within the community or. even outside ofi t really. and i prefer to just block people im uncomfortable with, and talk to anyone else if i have issues. i admit ive done vague posts in the past but ive learned a lot better.

on that note as long as im talkin abt this, i expect others to do the same for me. if i ever do sometihng uncomfortable for you, let me know! I’ll tag it or change my behavior. but don’t complain abt me on your blog or something, it doesn’t do anything but bottle up feelings and also it doesnt tell me youre upset w me or why

anyway im gonna try to get back to talking more abt selfship, ive just had a lot of thoughts today and not all of them have been exactly nice and neat like usual. and i apologize if i made anyone uncomfortable by making them think i was talking abt them or anyone else specifically. that was not my intention at all

ty for reading

[memorybooks]

this is the internet big man, dont cross out the idea that it could be someone messing with you, after all i doubt sam would give dream a way to communicate, and itd be rather weird for him to talk to you through tumblr asks of all things dontcha think?

i don;t know i dont know if its him idont know if so,ekones justmesisng with me id ontknow whats going on how did he even find me i thoughti was safe i didn ttihkn he'd actually findme

[obannthepunished]

uhhhhhh notes HURT WEEK im pains

"They call me eagle-eye fjord where i come from." "maybe raven. i dont know." that theory about Fjord being the Hawker is suspicious rn (Apparently theres a third i missed whoops) sam apparently similar thoughts maybe bc Nott brings it up

Jester finally teaching kiri basic phrases, like "go fuck yourself"

Beau + Fjord taking first watch

Caleb checking out the dodecahedron

(Unrelated odd point: i have a current dislike/distrust for liam, which is bullshit bc... i love liam. and caleb and vax. but apparently smt is wrong.)

Dodecahedron is Very Old, and has been shaped/polished Cay uses the haversack as a pillow

BEAU/FJORD Beau: "I think I messed up. I think I should apologise." I HURT? Oh beauregard. oh marisha. "i wanna try, I guess" F: I think he deserves that. He's been good to us. i regret not writing fic now 8(

"OOH, terrible" "YEP." "five" "five" (collective "ooh")

Nott + Jes second. they roll not great.

Tinkle tinkle "nnhnohfishnott"

Kiri is poofed up asleep aAW

trident goin for FRUMPKIN NOOO (pause whilst they look for range on dismissal)

Kiri wakes up "Go fuck yourself :("

Theyre waiting for fish head they could just reappear Frumpkin tho...

Jester is sacred flaming, Molly has a sword active + stabs, Caleb fire bolt, Nott fires an arrow, Fjord eldritch blast, Yasha stabby

Molly + Nott + Caleb miss Fjord hits, Beau hits, Yasha hits dunno bout jes

frumpkin poofs back but doesn't see anything else.

???? alarm lasts 8 hours, not until triggered yall it should still be up. they need to look up the spells smh

Nott messaging to tell yash to hide the bodies

LAst watch is Yash and Caleb i need to stop shortening names

Caleb asks Yasha for people advice :') He's writing it down... i love him Yashas advice is basically "Fucking Bathe" And cay confirms he keeps himself gross because people ignore him more that way 8( Baby

C: "Do you know what i miss? shaving." Y: "I could shave you right now with my sword. I've done it before, you know, to... not have hair on my arms-" Omg shes doing it omg theyre doing it omg I DONT HAVE TO DRAW FACIAL HAIR IN MY FANART ANY MORE FUCK <3333

cay forgets he has a dagger jesus fucking christ

i love everyone making comments + taliesins just amazed like, borderline heart eye emoji look at this whole scenario

M: (to Caleb) "Well done, she [yasha] likes you!"

Nott is Not Happy About Water N: I'LL STAY WITH KIRI everyone else: Convincing her to come N: I'll stay with kiri, and if there's any trouble... we'll see what happens

Fjord goes first, he sees, with his 60ft darkvision, architeture of room. mistly natural, some bits not.

Fjord botches his stealth roll but matt botches his perception even worse. and my thing crashed im so mad.

Fjord is Not a good swimmer. hes like. 30ft swimming speed. Things being left: Caleb's books (2) Molly's coat

travis willingham going "kiris gotta die" then dragging everyone who gasped through the dirt

beau gets fucking 37 on her stealth check Matt: "That's some vax numbers right there!"

The visual aid is... so extra. lights. smoke. what the fuck matthew. (note: when ur best friend is called matthew this is a phrase you say too much)

Surprise round for erryone but Molly and Yasha (purrsonally, i think they were too busy talking abt how beautiful cay is now ;3c)

everyone rolled shite for initiative tho

Caleb casting haste on molly O:

Fjord is very very adept at everything

everyone on crit role can do maths better than me 8(

the marrow fuck beau and fjord royally

watching call lightning forming + marishas face as she slowly realises :)

jes gets the first hdywtdt + crushes a fish with a lollipop

Caleb is taking blind potshots with the glove of blasting boyy. One even hits!

moll gets 3 attacks i love my beautiful devil child

N: Are you guys alive and do you need anything? you can reply to this message~ C: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK N: oh,, alright.

Taliesin's relief when ashley actually hits is very good.

Beau goes down! D:

hi unrelated taliesin sticking his tongue out at sam fills me with indescribable joy

NEW: Horny twink gets double penetrated by feisty wet ones.

... which is to say two fish dudes stab molly.

Jes heals Beau, but we all know fine fucking well if she hadn't, Yasha would have done it on her next turn. still might since she's only on 11

Cay using dispel magic O:

Molly gets the second hdywtdt "I'm literally just a windmill at this point"

FJORD gets the third F: "I see Molly loojin' around, give him a little wink-" (murders) M: Fucking arsehole F: (witty comment) PEACE OUT (blinks out again)

"Sevens are scary" - Taliesin

Yash gets the next hdywtdt Xorhasian Neck Tie Jesus christ

I was right tho Yasha was seriously considering healing beau, it just takes her action

Two more fishfucks 8(

More call lightning

Sams flask says "lost my best friend over a bowl" and that hurtie

caleb is boutta die. Yasha is boutta die first lmao oh no. i love taliesin jaffe an inhuman amount. Yash gets pulled OVER beau and marisha makes like grabby hand motions which is VERY cute

ok NOW caleb boutta die. he Shield's, and then fragments "Caleb will remember this"

Beau looks at Yasha, looks at Caleb, and goes to CALEB (sobs) blasts a ki point and everything

Molly gets a nat 20 oh he's such a babe

Nott spending her turn justifying herself to Kiri

Fjord blinks back in and fucks up ANOTHER fishfuck

Yasha casting healing hands on HERSELF good.

"You dont have a printout of your character sheet????" "Oh yeah I do after you asked me nine times" liam wh

both yash and caleb are at ONE hp

B, spening her last ki point: HEYCALEBWESHOULDTALKLATER

Beau gets the HDYWTDT tho

Molly is Very Sick from losing haste

Caleb goes the fuck down Fails his first save

everytime tal says "im gonna try something weird"  i heart eyes emoji shame he cant do jack fuck though

Nott Burning Bolt shoots the fishfuck for 24 damage jeeeeez doesnt die but drops lightning

Fjord: (appears, fails, disappears)

if Caleb permadeaths i WILL cry

PLEASE YASHA PLEASE GOD JESTER PLEASE THEY KILL IT IM CRYING SO HARD no like literally i am actually crying bc matt very deliberately did that so that he didnt kill Caleb

Jester uses her pearl of power to regain a slot, and use it to cast prayer of healing for SHIT rolls.

Jester goes back to Kiri <333 baby. baby bird.

Matt mercer keeps using words ive only ever seen written and im ALWAYS ???? about their pronunciation

Fjord finds some L00t Like boxes and longswords and a pool of water with dozens of metallic objects mostly outlawed diety symols. changebringer moonweaver. others i forgot. stormlord. everlight. asmodeus ooh, bane strife emperor. and tiamat.

"a little black bird that's fluttering to try and get dry" fuck thats so damn cute. Marisha has the :D face

Calebs books are dry

wooden box + pool are magic. like. WITHIN.

Enchantment in the box. Molly collecting the moonweaver pieces

JESTER FINDS TWO SYMBOLS FOR THE TRAVELLER? HOLY SHIT Different make, pure silver one, burnished bronze another door arch with the road

Molly gets 12-13 symbols

Nott mage hands just so good even drunk

in the box is a blade, gold, jewel encrusted Molly shoves Nott aside to get it cause its a scimitar style

Caleb finds the arch-heart symbol? Takes one

Yasha takes 4 symbols for the storm god.

Bane/strife emperor symbol Fjord is curious about chained coffin he throws it into the pool. nothing happens.

JEster goes to pll it out and gets a big catseye yellow gem,  magical, but not a school of arcane magic. it has a line groove in it, very deliberate, an oval.

"something about that [orb] is very familiar"??? (Matt to Travis)

i was right about the orb being familiar

C: (abt the gold sword) This blade is called Summer's Dance C: "Mr. Mollymauk," M: "Mr. Caleb."

Blade allows user to cast Blink basically, and is stronk

official-europa replied to your post: uhhhhhh notes HURT WEEK im pains “They...

i think its probably misty step and not blink 

official-europa replied to your post: uhhhhhh notes HURT WEEK im pains “They...

on the sword i mean

caleb tries to ID the orb

fjord touches it "sky is moonlit + cloudless, clothes not your own, nor body, overcoat + human skin. thick calloused skin. left hand stone. look down, see body of previous owner, dead in blood. natural landmass seawater night. flash. right hand grasps falchion. voice booms. potential. jams the stone into gut, cCONSUME. vanishes into belly. looks into water. REWARD." "Vandrin."

i dont kn ow what the fuck is going on.??? everyone else sees this o shit

oh shit is the eye the symbol of Fjord's patron?

"he was my mentor, a captain of mine. a man named Vandrin." Y: What happened to Vandrin? F: I'm not sure. he captained the ship i worked on for many years, and their was an incident. an explosion, terrible weather, waves, "i was knocked overboard" when f woke up he was back on shore

"how did you survive" "I'm not entirely sure."

explosion was sabotage.

the pool is saltwater.

Molly shoves Fjord's head into the water

comes up "You okay???" "Do it again" "Tap three times when you're done!" Fjord drowns

they take as much as possible up and out and decide to dynamite everything in. dramatic exit..

They take the bodies down and lay them in the swamp to rest and decompose.

Beau tries to pull Caleb aside and he just stonewalls her until she actually apologises.

Caleb "I give beauregard a hug and say 'idont know what im doing. just. go with it." BEau very AWKWARDLY hugs him back Beau consulting Fjord, Caleb consulting Yasha The entire other side of the table clapping.

Beau: UH. GOOD TALK. FRIEND. (awkward silence) Beau: Seriously though. Friend? (pause) Caleb: Uh. Ja. (brb dying)

there is a single yellow eye on the hilt of the falchion.

episode END

[spartalabouche]

now heres just a collection of all the random dreams i could find (eight of em)

1. i was like sitting in a little shallow pool and i was just hangin out with someone else and i was like aw cute a litrle fake jellyfish and it brushed me and i was like hm that kinda hurts weird and i touched like three others bc i thought they were cool and then when i got up they were like UMM please go to a doctor. where i had touched the jellyfish had swollen and then like Burst open and it was these big ugly gashes and i like limped along and got them stitched up at a doctor but couldnt rly walk too well for a little while i kind of had to drag my leg behind me that was def the worst one it was on the back of my calf and if i moved it too much it would tear open again and start BLEEDING everywhere i cant remember what else happened but eventually it healed and i did something else

2. it was kind of all over the place at first i was like in a classroom ans there was an earth quake and i was like aw fuck and i hid under a desk and then my teacher was like you need your parents to sign this paper so you can bring your cat to school and i was like ok and i left. and then i went to a con and like there was this competition where like u throw this thing ans it launchws like ? balls? into a wall? and i tried very hard but i was too weak to throw it and ppl were like LOL U CANT THROW and i was sad and then i walked around and looked at stuffed animals and then i left and then i went to school the next day and some ppl like picked me up so i couldnt get away and punched me and i was like fuck you and kicked them in the dick and then went in my group chat and was like lol guys i just got punched in the face and then i went to class and something else happened i cant eemember and then i woke up

3. i had a dream some kids found my possom (this was right after i found that dead possom in the woods and i took it) that skmehow got into a big open field and they were like touching it with their hands and i was like UR GONNA GET A DISEASE AND ALSO DONT TOUCH MY BABY U BASTARDS and then one of the people that were touching it was like thats weird wanna be friends and then we were friends and we lived togethwr for some reason

4. i had nightmares within a dream last night except it wasnt really scary like a dream within a dream but dream me was having nightmares.and when i woke up i couldnt see or hear very well . only simple words. it didnt really scare me or anything i thought it was just because i was really tired and i went in my group chat and something was happening and i was like hey im here i just cant really see anything right now and i spent the whole dream kind of fumbling around trying to wait for my eyesight to come back but i kept falling asleep and i couldnt stay awake long enough for it to come back completely. very relieved when i woke up for real and could see fine

5. i think in my dream last night there was an avalanche and a bunch of dogs were just swimming in the snow and the dogs were the only ones who didnt get hurt or die. i got trapped in a little hotel kind of thing and there was snow everywhere and dogs running in. wild

6. in my dream it was like some weird futuristic thing where like maybe it was overpopulated or something but everyone had an assigned death date and u couldnt Escape it unless u broke the law and like when it started thwre would be numbers above ur head it starts six minutes from ur death and then counts down and like i couldnt figure out how to break the law so i was just like yknow what ill just not look and have it take me by surprise because its terrible to have to know when itll happen and then suddeny some BITCH COMES IP AND IS LIKE oh you have four minutes left and im like SHHHHUT THE FUCK UP I DIDNT WANNA KNOW!!!!! so im like fuck it whatever ill try to break the law and like 30 seconds before i am massacred with some space rock heading toward my face i fling myself into the River Void that this place has an i just sort of float there and no one ever got out of there so everyone assumes you die in thwre but i didnt die i just floated and saw like some girl fly by trying to fight aome sort of dragon and then i made some coffee in the void river and woke up

7. this morning i had a dream someone got me pregnant but id never had sex and the closest thing was someone May have fingered me but i wasnt sure and my mom was like WHY ARE YOU PREGNANT!!! and i was like IDONT KNOW!!!!!!!!! D:

8. i had a dream that i was in some sort of game thing ig? but i didnt rly know i was in a game but in the game i took whitefang to see this whale minigame thing i cant remember what the minigame was but i know it had to do with whales and she was very excited. also in my dream i found an alien dildo and like sent it off in the mail to someone ? that was weird

also in general ive still been having dreams where i cant or have a really hard time walking. cannot for the life of me figure out why

[cnsystem]

tf2 blorbos lets go

blorbo:

blorbo blorbo from my shows da snoipah

scrunkly

my little scrimblo <3 little scrunky the when <33 idk all of them are fucking wack but maybe like. ms pauling. i feel like i would bite her but in a cuteness agression kinda way. id grab her by the face like one would grab their cat by the face

scrimblo bimblo

original pyro :) love her a lot shes big

glup shitto

idont fucking know.. i think about the pilot who saxton hale fucking killed sometimes.. hes funny

poor little meow meow

pyro... pyro my poor little meow meow valve treats you so bad i know you are a frat boy i know it

horse plinko

spy. all i need to say. i want to play the prank where i put a bucket on his door on every doorway he walks thru

eeby deeby

medic for gay crimes

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and she says your not the Hulk and i say i am made to do things and one is to destroy stuff and then they say it is me and it is partly, and itis the Kraken and made by Hera and i and it is made in quantity and they think they have a count by sperm but dont.  and it is made to be lost control over and they are motivated silently by corky and his rebelion.  and he says good...and he says oh...nad then they say this he is him but hs to to makemonsters to loser control to have thiers fight adn we say good ok this is good..and we see it not working and then he will be up and dead and back again...and then we say there will be two no. he would have been dead hear and that will prove time travel butit is in japan and who caresbut we see to force kidnappings...and itisall laid out likethat but hard to understand when your fighting thishuge huge thing...adn i ws me the whole time...ok.and he was huge and nothim hesays at times is but certain things kill humans and we dont protect as much but, 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[dreambook06]

Dream from: march 4, 2018

i really dont feel like writing this down and its so hard to write about it. too hard to explain and put it into words... ughhh.... this is very very simplified and brief okay...

weird school otherworldly world mom becomes friends with karen k, so much more happens idek this whole huge weird world, long hallways but no school vibes just a weird building world and an outside huge open world. so so much.... half of it is like pokemon emerald and half is like stacy’s house....just  a bunch of running from place to place doing things or forgetting things and going back to get them and changing my shirt oh yeah ide remember but there was this thing with changing my shirt from this long sleeved purple one to a grey short sleeved one like i kept forgetting whch to wear during this big sports game but it was nothing like a sport i dont even remember... but i had this one room area and i had to keep traveling back to change or get stuff i forgot idk!!! there was a whole subplot with a bad guy? ?? he watched me change my shirt i think but i was so sick of doing this that ididnt even care that he saw me in my bra lol. then near theend the whole thing was like omg so hard to explain... so jumping around the world.... emerald/stacy mix rly hard to explain... huge portions of water like a huge river unreality,,, there’s a waterfall thing a secret area in pokemon emerald way down to the south off the map idk and i used waterfall on it and there was a secret patch of grass and i collected the items which included a lum berry which i thought was a sitrus berry (and during this there were like2 people or creatures with me apparently, like my friends or something?? wat?????) and other stuff and 2 smucker’s uncrustables were up there hidden in the grass and i had to press a to get them and i asked one of the peope if i could take them since i think they dont like them and i wanted to go refrigerate them for later. 

wtf...SO MUCH MORE this whole thing witha weird groudon world idk!!! in a cavern then i used dig and it transported me out onthis tiny bridge thing in the midle of a river or ocean .... after the waterfall thing i wandered around up there it was like a ledge hard to explain like tall grass all around narrow block of land swith water below idk like shaymin’s flower paradise.. and then there was a black panther like from the jungle book and also the jaguar from tarzan even though  the voiceover said it was a cheetah and i never saw it though but basically it was chasing me around this ledge and describing like something about the animation frames like how it was muchmre complicated to animate than the jaguar lol.???.m,..mnbkgewasdfghjkdszxcvbgtresa so i was running for my life back and forth, trying to think of a strategy to get away and run into this cave ish area/ stacy’s basement to escape from it..... it was a stalemate lol so i guess the animators forced the panther to make a dumb move, allowing me to climb up the middle of the earth platform and jump through the cave hole in the other side of a block of land....and inside it was a whole other story... idont remember how it came to this but i was being chased for my life by scar from the lion king and i guess i was adult simba but at the same time i was charmander or charizard????? it was this huge dark torch lit caves huge underground world it was crazy like this tunnel world! dark reds and browns.. it was a frantic chase like very perfetly timed like a movie... evading him at just the right moment like jumping through a hole to the other side rigt when hes about to get me or stuff like that. eventually i made it to the center of the cavetunnel where there was (oh and apparentlythis was half from other dream too because ther was a guard rail along a bridge type tunnel thing like this is part of a disney amusement park attraction or something and i remmeber that from a diff dream or earlier in this dream idk.like it’s after hours or something or unopened yet) and i got there and there was like a grandma lion and the whole pride or whatever were there in the center but then scar came and i pretty much woke up when he was about to attack and someone the grandma lion or someone said something about him being bulbasaurand squirtle and i was charmander... what??? ughhghghgh hard to explain byeeee