#idk why LMFAOOOO

[cloud-somersault]

AU where Wukong didn't kill macaque (i know, hear me out) and it was a long play by LBD to get Macaque on her side or smth. And Macaque fell for it despite being a master of illusions himself...maybe LBD used the shadows against him? 🤔still playing around with that

anyway, Macaque eventually realizes this after LBD dies and now he's awkwardly got to apologize to wukong about it, but Wukong wants nothing to do with him because he's deeply hurt that Macaque thought he did that.

then: Macaque awkwardly hanging around Wukong and trying to get back into his good graces only for Wukong to blow up at him and vent his hurt and frustrations and macaque is just...really regretful

they eventually make up or whatever, but i saw someone mention they like the flavor of "macaque hanging around wukong, and wukong wants nothing to do with him" and i was like yeah, that'd be easy to make an AU for because there's nothing too complex going on LMFAO

[von-leg]

That thing where ur dad walks w u while holding the back of ur neck

[batticorn]

Had an idea where I draw my fav character as close to canon as possible and then in my own style, lol.

[hayaku14]

gymnast kaito x sharpshooter shinichi meet-cute in the olympics au

[lucid-lilacc]

my genuine reaction

[godsofhumanity]

moment of silence for all the mythology blogs who stopped posting regularly 😔🫡

[punk-o-ween]

watching that generation me vs mcmg empty arena match and im questioning if this is wrestling or....

[allpromarlo]

noah lyles gold in the 100m final that’s my boy

[arcanegifs]

Favorite Side Characters in Arcane 1/?: Jericho ↳ "Are you going to question him? About what? The meat? Definitely not above board."

[cicada-candy]

Don't you just hate it when you drunkenly try to break up a barfight and meet the business end of a broken glass bottle? Don't you hate it even more when the demon that resurrects you is just kind of a dick?

(This ^^^ is from May. I'm only now getting around to getting further Hnnngh.)

Finally making ✨️The Big OC Post✨️ lmfao

posting this now because i am Stuck,, the brainworms want not to leave ig,,,,

SO

my guy my dude my boy whom I beat up all the time. That I've never actually. Posted About. Whoops.

Biographical Info.

From. Somewhere in NV. (Probably Reno because i am but a humble european who gets fuckin. Plains Fever if i think about the size of America too long) He's got a vulture theme going on. bcs I am cringe but I am ✨️free✨️and also like,,,,, desert.

Late 20s Early 30s. Hes centrally a chaos-junkie. The human embodiment of Watch This and Do It For The Plot ✨️Extreme Edition.✨️ 🎊🎉and Still. Technically 'Young And Stupid' but starting to get to the Oh Fuck This Is Just His ✨️Personality.✨️ Okay. Alright. Stage. He's also Kind Of A Self-Centered Prick. And is, therefore, very easily manipulated. This bites him in the ass regularly.

See Also: instigates constantly and then wonders why they get punted through windows/into brick walls/down many stairs. 

Forensics major drop-out. Did like. A year and got bored of it. Has the rare Sherlock Holmes Moment. The slightly More Common Dexter Morgan Moment. Other than that its just a fun fact. Writing Characters Smarter Than You Etc Etc,,,

Track Racer!! Not. Super Fleshed Out. Crew probably hates his ass for being so Destruction Of Property-ey. Definitely in Several of those videos of motogp racers crashing the fuck out of their bikes and then just. Grabbing a new one and Fucking Off.

The ✨️Timeline✨️

(kinda)

So. Abridged Series Of Events:

Goes to bar->

Gets in barfight->

Wakes up on floor of apartment Absolutely Hanging->

Proceeds to Deny Deflect Dissociate <3 his way through several months of shit sleep, weird bruises, and lost time-> *

Oh Fuck Wait.->

Was actually Very Murdered In afformentioned Barfight.->

Made a deal while bleeding the fuck out and also wasted. Great combination. ->

"How is this legally binding."->

Etc etc

(Said demon still doesn't. Have a name soooo. If anyone had any suggestions. 👉👈)

Quinn was also. Decidedly. Not Meant To Survive This Encounter. But alas he's built like a fuckin cockroach and fueled by spite and Neither Of Them Are Happy About It.

Ended up working out pretty sweet* for him though because he has quite a strong (if a little idealised) sense of justice and Likes Life And Not Being Exsanguinated.

(*yk. Apart from the whole. burning alive thing.)

Frequent Flyer at Danny's bar other than that probably minimal contact with other GRs. Not sure yet tho lol

~~~

The problem with my kind of OC writing is I have a lot of like. Little Story Ideas. That I. Could draw but alas motivation is an endangered species in my life and they're not very cohesive.

so i get stuff like *this lmao

But anyway Good luck deciphering this mess. If anyone needs me, I'll be making the Chowerpoint ghost rider edition. 🫡

[ssparksflyy]

"testing my gf/bf-" nd ur testing my patience.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Since I ✨totally✨💅🏾 write for Kingsisle and Wizard101 btw I'm making it so that the Schismist Soldier actually knew us from when we were just starting out in Wizard City because one time when he was walking we tripped over his shoe by accident and then he goes "OMG!!!! I'll get you back!!!!!" So then it's like this cliche forgettable character trope where he's in the background setting up elaborate traps for us and he's reciting overdrawn and dramatic evil monologues to us but we straight up just Don't Hear Him and end up continuing on our business anyway while ignoring him completely which just makes him angrier. And this has been going on from Wizard City AAAALLLLL the way up to Karamelle where he finally just confronts us face to face so when he finally gets to go "AHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY!!!!! MY MORTAL ENEMY!!!?!" At us we still have No Idea what the Fuck he's Talking About. Because we've never officially paid attention to or met him before. I ✨totally✨💅🏾 write for Kingsisle and Wizard101 btw so this is canon sorry ❤️

[sungbeam]

no wait... hear me out.

you take the sung away from minsung and keep han jisung locked in ur basement, and i kidnap minho and seal him off in my garage, then we both leave them to rest ☺️🎀

and we go on a cute little platonic date together and make new plans + scenarios 😍🙏🏻⁉️

/j

STOP AHHAHAHAHAH WAIT U MEAN /WE/ WILL GO ON CUTE PLATONIC DATES OR WE'LL GO ON DATES W THEM??? either way im down 😼 (fbi agent, this is a joke, i swear!!)

[grabyourpillow]

My friend just sent me this and I am losing it

[max-the-hecker]

Bro I don't even remember what I was going to post I got so caught up in trying to come up with British sounding middle names

I failed btw.

Do NOT speak bad about my homeboy Daniel Rupert William Fenton🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Might have to give you a right real wallop‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[moe-broey]

GIRL......................... suspension of disbelief I know but.

Obviously you can pick out a BUNCH of the dragons as that Is an ongoing trope (dragons aging differently than humans, so they can look younger than they "actually are") (also while I did try to avoid including them to make them more comparable to Nino, I think Flayn can fit in either category for the purposes of The Context -- esp cause her dragon blood is meant to be secret)

Not only do we have Heroes skewing younger (a lot fitting into another trope of What If There Was A Baby Sister) we also have Baby Banner. Where the whole point is they are baby.

LIKE....... maybe I'm speaking way too soon and maybe the whole point IS this will backfire LMFAO, but it IS absurd to be presented with her art (which, def still looks youthful!) and having her say yeah I can pass as a kidnapped child. Which COULD be true! But also what do you mean no one is going to know you're a part of the Heroes. Why is no one fighting her on this. Not even including the dragons there are like a handful of Heroes who fit into her exact vibe. Some even MORE baby than her.