#shut the fuck up usagi

[usagichanp]

we really gotta stop shaming people who have sex for sex's sake, not as some big declaration of love or connection or whatever.

like if you only have sex when there's a deep emotional connection that's totally fine– for some people, sex is a sacred thing! but for others its just a pleasurable act and thats it. sex done out of love is not more 'morally pure' than sex done for physical pleasure.

[yki-dolls]

He is also a loser simp

gayass

Also here's his brothers

Also losers btw

Donny's is Uranium btw i don't know how clear that was

And why yes, i did purposefully make the resolution of the images i used for don and raph lower because i think that makes it funnier, of course!

Commissions open

[sailoreddy]

[bluepeachstudios]

2003 Headcanon: Age Order Role Switching

So I wanna talk about a headcanon I've had for a really long time; namely, the "age order" for the 2003 turtles. They were all born at the same time, but they sorta take on age order roles. The most obvious is Leo as the eldest, Mikey as the youngest, and Raph and Donnie in the middle. They take on these age roles and default to Leo, Raph, Donnie, Mikey.

HOWEVER, they switch their age order role around depending on what everyone needs. If one of them is having a bad day, they get baby-brothered. If one of them is feeling super protective, they get older-brothered.

Raph and Donnie switch the most. Raph gets into older brother mode when he's protecting Donnie while he's trying to do his techno-genius.

Donnie goes big brother mode when Mikey and Leo are out and Raph's pacing because they're a little late and Donnie will help distract him by info-dumping or sparring. Donnie goes big brother mode when Raph is upset by Splinter missing. He does it when they're working in the garage together and he's patiently teaching Raph how to fix up his bike for the first time so Raph can do it himself.

Raph becomes the oldest brother during the City at War arc, because Leo's upset and obsessing over this one thing and he can't stop, and Donnie and Mikey are following him mostly so he doesn't get into trouble. Leo becomes baby brother and they're catering to him because he can't stop thinking about it, he can't let it go.

Donnie becomes big brother to Leo during the Big Brawl, when he's hovering over Leo and grabbing Usagi's wrist and threatening "Don't you dare touch him." Leo becomes the youngest when he's sick. He wants to be babied when he's sick even if he won't admit it.

Mikey becomes older brother when all his brothers are worn out and hopeless and scared and he has to make jokes. When he's about to be dissected, he becomes the oldest brother and makes jokes so his little brothers don't panic. So Raph squeezing his eyes shut and looking away will be reassured that Mikey's not scared, even if they're all so scared they're fucking terrified.

Mikey becomes the eldest during Leo's post-exodus arc, and Leo becomes the youngest. He's hurting and only Mikey recognizes how. Leo becomes his big brother again when he's training him for the Battle Nexus, and he smiles softly at Mikey and tells him he knew he could do it, and Mikey gets a glimpse of his big brother. It slips away again before he can grasp that version of him and hold him steady.

After Usagi leaves in Samurai Tourist, everyone disperses to their rooms except Mikey, because Mikey saw Leo's face, saw Leo's fingers twitching and his hands shaking and the expression and he goes after his little brother and becomes the eldest while he holds Leo and doesn't tell him that everything's going to be okay. He doesn't tell Leo he did his best, that he's good, that it's not his fault. He just repeats over and over that he loves Leo so much. Leo is his brother and he loves him so much, no matter what.

Anyway this is closely tied to my "2003 Leo has OCD" headcanon which I will also write one day.

[kimberlyannharts]

At this point Power Rangers has done a few crossover comics, and they've all been some pretty logical and big name choices - the Justice League, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Godzilla. So today's crossover comic is one that definitely took people by surprise - Usagi Yojimbo, the long-running story of a wandering rōnin having adventures in feudal Japan (who also happens to be a bunny rabbit), written and illustrated by Stan Sakai since 1984. While an icon in his own right - funnily enough, he's a regular guest in TMNT properties - I don't think ANYONE really had HIM in mind as a contender for a crossover with Power Rangers compared to more conventional properties like Transformers or even My Little Pony.

After all, what do they know about samurai in Power Rangers?

It's Mighty Morphin Power Rangers/Usagi Yojimbo!

= So I know I've gone on and on about Shawn Daley's art but I really just need you to look at them again. It just makes me so happy to see a more stylized take on the MMPRs - basically if you took Daniele di Nicuolo's art and ramped up the anime influence by 100. It gives the book that much extra charm

= who the hell is THIS I'm here for the FURRIES not another random boring human!!!!!! it's like I'm playing Animal Crossing

= Jason's attitude in this book annoys me but at the same time it wouldn't be a Ryan book if he wasn't writing Jason in a way that annoys me.

= (also, they knew about the Morphin Masters this early in their Ranger career? I guess Zordon did mention them in an early episode, but.........what have they done that's similar to this that Jason would know about kjkjdkf

= I still think it's very weird that they didn't give the whole "maybe it would be easier if I was fighting alone" to uh.....you know.....Tommy, the loner? Who's so used to fighting alone that he struggled to adjust to a team? But I guess he has a girlfriend and Jason doesn't so.

= Is this a safe space. because the rabbit is pretty hot.

= HAHAHAAAA TOKEN EVIL HUMAN I KNEW IT

= YFIP: THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS - assisting the villain, thievery of a powerful artifact, assault against civilians, racism against furries

= Like I've said before Jason's characterization here irritates me a bit but I'll give the book props that someone's actually allowed to call him out on it for once. Like man I wish Tommy in the main series was allowed to tell Jason to shut up once in a while like Usagi does here

= Kim: Tommy, it's 4 pm! Time to go help our friends!

Tommy: yes honey

= Wow, look at these guys! They're like......Shogun Rangers! ............wait a minute

= But seriously, though, I gotta say these are one of the best alternate MMPR designs we've gotten in ages - I LOVE how they apply all of MMPR's little details into each individual user. And the altered weapons are awesome, too. Between these and the Kaiju Rangers we've really been cooking with the alternate forms lately

= And as I said, they did manage to resist the urge to give Usagi a Ranger form. I did like my old "maybe he'll find a Samuraizer" idea, though

= They both nearly died via crystal explosion a few hours ago but all they care about is their cool new outfits, just otp things <3

= I was about to say "well yeah, duh, that's why the Dragonzord doesn't have wings" but then I remembered. oh yeah. technically the Zords aren't Japanese in origin in-universe, are they

= It's nice to see Dragonzord Battle Mode! That was a form that didn't get a lot of spotlight in the comics - I think the only time we really saw it in the main series was Shattered Grid, and not for very long before it got destroyed by Serpentera

= Kim and Usagi only get one real onscreen exchange but she also catches him in the Pterodactyl and they have matching bangs. I'll take this as a win, though Splinter is still her #1 rodent dad

= they are so fucking sad

= I think future books should bring Usagi back or just crossover with him again with no explanation. Make people think he's a PR character just like how people assume he's a TMNT character

[djcarnationsblog]

Y'ALL HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT- (this is gonna have so many of my 2003 hcs in here and I do not apologize in advance/aff)

I GOT A 2003 LEOSAGI IDEA BUT IT'S A LITTLE LESS ROMANCE AND A LITTLE MORE-

LITTLE BROTHERS IN THEIR GREMLIN MODE

I feel like Leo was NOT subtle at all with his crush, and all of his brothers could tell. And so Usagi got invited over a lot more because EVERYONE wanted him over

(Leo did not sense the impending doom in this decision until it was too late)

So you see, there is the younger sibling way of law (imo), where the younger siblings are obligated to be gremlins to their oldest sibling, ESPECIALLY around the oldest sibling's crush.

And these motherfuckers DO NOT DISAPPOINT-

There was a time where Leo and Usagi were having pleasant conversation, y'know? They were chillin', it was all fine and dandy.

And then in the motherfucking distance you hear an approaching;

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"

CUE MIKEY AND RAPH FUCKING BODY SLAMMING LEO INTO THE GROUND AND JUST START WRESTLING THIS MOTHERFUCKER, NO RHYME OR REASON BESIDES THE FACT THAT LEO'S BEEN TALKING TO USAGI AND THEY HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT-

Usagi is just blinking rapidly off to the side, and Donnie just walks up beside him sippin' on some apple juice and just goes "Yeah, this is par for the course."

There was another time where Donnie and Mikey were hanging out with Usagi, showing him cartoons and shit.

And then all of a sudden Leo just bolts past the couch, running for his goddamn life with Raph hot on his trail with the most shit eating grin ever-

And when Mikey asks what's up, they turn around to witness Leo just parkour his fucking ass onto the wall-

and so now he's just climbing up as far as he can go while Raph is following him from the floor, calling after him and calling him all sorts of things while Leo's just yelling at him like "STOP!! SHUT UP!!! RAPH!!!!"

Now Mikey is losing his shit, Usagi is wondering how he got up there so easily, and Donnie?

Donnie's gettin' ideas dude. He's gettin' ideas.

So watch as this purple motherfucker grabs one of Mikey's stress balls, aims for it-

and just starts yeeting that ball at Leo.

Now Raph is losing his shit as Leo's trying to fend off this fucking ball that Donnie keeps pelting at him, and Usagi's like "Why are you throwing that at him??? What are you both doing??"

Donnie's response? "It's the younger brother in me. I gotta listen to it."

So now Mikey starts fuckin' with Leo and starts shouting "BURN THE TURTLE!!! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!! HIS NINJOSITY IS A SIN UPON THIS WORLD!!!"

Donnie turn to him like, "why the hell do you know about that???"

And then RAPH turns to him like, "Comparing Leo to a witch? That is an insult to the witches, Mikey, apologize."

So now they're ALL ganging up on Leo, who's yelling at them and clinging to dear life on one of the pipes on the CEILING howdidhegetthere-

And Usagi's in the back, muffling his chuckles because this is actually funny as fuck-

Poor Leo though.

Adding onto that scene, we have Raph be like, "Why are you up there anyways??? Aren't you scared of heights?"

Leonardo immediately defending himself in the wrong way by saying "I WAS A CHILD RAPH, I HAD A CHILD'S MIND IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!"

Usagi latches onto that SO quickly bro like- "You? A Ninja? You used to be afraid of heights?"

All three of the gremlins start laughing and Leo's sputtering to deflect like a motherfucker.

"Now-now here's the thing with younger brothers, Usagi, they lie all the time-"

"EXQUEESE ME???"

"NOW HOLD ON THERE, DUDE-"

"WHOMST THE FUCK IS LYING HERE?!?!?"

Raph rats out Leo so fast by recalling him being afraid of heights until like, he was five. And then Donnie IMMEDIATELY backs up his twin (yes I fw the hc of them being twins sue me-) by going "He was afraid until he was six. I counted."

Leo here though? Gotta defend his pride here bro-

"You know what, here's another thing about siblings-FUCK YOU BOTH-"

Y'ALL THEY AAAAALL STARTLED AT THAT BC LEO HERE DON'T CUSS MUCH UNTIL HE REALLY WANNA INSTILL THE FEAR OF GOD INTO YOU-

Mikey makin' that their cue to gtfo like "NOW WE GOTTA SKEDADDLE, NOW WE GOTTA GET THE DIDDLY DARN FUCK ON OUT OF HERE-"

The way they all ran for the hills the moment Leo dropped from the ceiling was GLORIOUS

(Leo will forever be proud of making Usagi laugh until he snorted.)

(Even though he had to kill some lil' bros to do it)

And so imagine when they get together, right?

Oh god, oh no, oh shit-

That ^^^ is exactly what goes through Leo's mind when he tells his brothers, because he KNOWS just what they're gonna exploit and fucking HOW-

Because here's the thing.

They're all turtles. They still got basic turtle instincts, no matter how much more human they act than turtle, it is IN THEIR NATURE TO BE TEETLEZ AND THAT WILL BACKFIRE SO HARD ON LEO THAT HE FAILS SUCCESSFULLY???? SORT OF???

Like, here, look-

Imagine the amount of shit they would spill to Usagi about Leo, not only regarding things like his love language and shit, but also about basic turtle love language.

One of those being the fact that turtles will tap/slap their mates on the face to show affection. Albeit for the turtle boys, the slaps would be pretty gentle and shit.

Usagi? Found this hilarious.

He did this the first time he came to visit as Leo's official boyfriend. They were all excited to see him (and excited to see if he'd go through with it, cuz c'mon, who doesn't want Leo blackmail?) and Leo's just happy to see his bby again cause Leonardo 'I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU AND YOU ARE GORGEOUS AND EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT AND NEED IN MY LIFE' Splinterson is what some may call a 'Raging Homosexual'

So they greet each other with a hug, all's well and they're happy to see each other.

And then Usagi taps him on both of his cheeks with a mischievous lil' smile.

THE WAY THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHUTS RIGHT THE FUCK DOWN-

OH THIS POOR POOR BOI, OH YOU POOR THING

FUCKING SUFFER

The way his hands were flapping like crazy almost the entire day afterwards was honestly the most adorable thing Usagi had ever seen.

And it felt nice when Leo shyly tapped him back. It was very cute-

There's also the thing where like, apart from not being fond of most touch, turtles and some tortoises definitely don't mind shell scratches or neck scratches.

You can easily tell how Usagi got his ass trapped under an eeping Leo on the couch. He didn't even have the heart to try and move the bitch, they both just fell asleep there.

Mikey got his well deserved $20 out of their bet.

NOW I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SO RIP RIGHT THERE, BUT LIKE, Y'ALL SEE THE VISION RIGHT??? TRUST ME, THESE LITTLE SHITS WOULD DIAL UP THE LITTLE SHITERY TO A TWELVE

Leo wants to hate them, but like, they sorta helped him bag a bad bitch so he can't ENTIRELY complain

[pawmimo]

it's that time of the month, you know what that means

The JOJOLands Chapter 15 spoilers ahead

hi, i'm pawmimo, also known as gooby, also known as vivian. this is probably going to become a monthly occurrence where i share my thoughts and opinions on the new jojolands chapters, as i did last month because i was in SHAMBLES over it.

to start off; holy fuck dude, charmingman is so find i won't himb /ref. the visuals this chapter were absolutely amazing and cool asl. especially this panel oh my GODDD

anyways, now for the obvious. charming man's stand name.

not to be that guy (i'm totally that guy) but i 100% knew his stand was going to be a The Smiths' song. i didn't expect it to be Bigmouth Strikes Again specifically though. in all honesty, not exactly a name i expected, not exactly a name i'm satisfied with, but i won't complain. felt my ego grow 100x bigger when i was right about it being a The Smiths' song tho!!!

next thing i wanted to discuss was usagi. i can understand why the gang isn't 100% trusting of usagi, as he's only known them for 3 days, and their first interaction with him was selling drugs to him. HOWEVER. no one has really taken him seriously. like. ever. he's proven himself to be the smartest, and probably the most experienced with stands, of them all. usagi definitely struggles when it comes to streets smarts (as seen in the first chapter when he pulled out money on the bus) but he's knowledgeable when it comes to human anatomy (chapter 15), equipment (chapter 3, when he corrected paco), just overall random ass facts (chapter 3, with the 'a'ā lava, chapter 6, 'i'iwi birds), and most importantly, STANDS.

this is the second time usagi was able to correctly identify that they were being attacked by the stand, and the second time where no one believed him until it was blatantly obvious. charmingman was a huge asshole this chapter and it made me dislike him but also builds a bit more character for him, which i enjoyed. it kinda feels like charmingman has some history (possibly a family history, like with one of his parents) with drug addicts, especially with the way he says "100% of junkies are liars," and the fact that he immediately knew it was a pulmonary edema. this could also be the reason why he's so hard on usagi up until he admits his respect.

this entire chapter just made me feel bad for usagi, everyone was just telling him to shut the fuck up while he felt like he was literally dying the entire time. however, before the woman who was also affected by the stand was shown to them, jodio was literally the only one willing to hear him out. tbh whole chapter kinda fueled the whole "usagi is the jobro" theory to me but wtvvv.

can i talk about how fine charmingman is again like HELLOOOOOO??? either i fix her or estrogen will /ref

anyways, here's paco with a really long brim

[prodbyblush]

otra vez - suguru niragi

ｎｏｗ ｌｏａｄｉｎｇ …

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 100%

ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ!

・❥・ not requested

an: i haven't even finished s2 but i wanted to get this out already. so enjoy the first niragi fluff from s2!

cw: blood and cursing!

wc: 4.5k words, to be exact 4,550 words

→ fem!reader

Twenty minutes left into the King of Clubs game and it seemed that all hope is lost. At least, that is what Y/N is thinking as she walks around the shipping containers.

With a gap of three thousand points, she needed to at least find two items to overthrow the other players, to overthrow the King of Clubs himself and deem herself and her teammates as the winners and leave the place with their lives and limbs in tact.

But with the time kept ticking and only one item left to find, she knew that leaving this place is nothing more than a distant dream.

The old world wasn't so bad. Sure it was filled with violence and hate, but the people in the old world still used their common sense; hence why the world still went on and on and on and on and on.

Whereas this world has abandoned all common sense all for the sake of one thing: to survive.

"Hey" She heard a voice call out to her. She didn't needed to lift her head up to know who was talking to her.

"Got a minute? Wanted to talk to you about something." He tells her.

"Go away." Y/N replies, sending Niragi a sharp look. "I don't want to talk to you. You and Usagi may have come to terms but I'll never-"

"Can you just listen to me for one goddamn minute?!" Niragi cuts her off, raising his voice. "Fuck. Were dying already and you're still stubbornly refusing to listen to me? Listen to what I have to say first so I won't look for you in the afterlife nor when we get reincarnated or shit!"

That ought to shut Y/N up. With Niragi's current state right in front of her, a small part of her felt bad for him. Given his body state, she could at least treat his burn marks with the cream in her bag, clean his wounds and bruises with antiseptic wipes and apply a new bandage on his body and arms.

Wait, why was she thinking of all that?

When she is prepared to listen to what Niragi has to say, the male immediately turned his back on her, coughing out blood into the pavement.

"Do you see that, Y/N? I don't have much time." He says, snickering under his breath before slowly turning to look at her.

"Perfect timing, right? I'm pretty pitiful too look at too, right?" He asks her.

"Save your energy!" Y/N replies without hesitation. "I have antibiotics in my bag and clean clothes that'll fit you! We just have to-"

"Don't be stupid, Y/N." Niragi says, walking up to her and holding her by her shoulders. "You and I are going to die."

Pursing her lips into a thin line, her eyes began to sting and before then, hot tears cascaded out, damping her cheeks.

"You looked at me like that...when we first met." Niragi says, chuckling softly as his hands slowly reach up to cup her face, thumbs wiping away her tears.

"Fuck, you're so pretty. You still look so pretty just like when we first saw each other in school."

With their close proximity, Y/N could smell the dried blood and soot off him, sending a painful pang in her chest, causing her to sniff and let out a sob.

"I'm scum, Y/N. But even scums have feelings!" Niragi irrates, his hands holding onto her shoulders now firmly. "Out of all the disgusting looks I've received from people back then, you're the only one who looked at me...with love and kindness."

"In the twisted world, I found you." He whispers, looking into Y/N's face as she cries silently in front of him.

"In the face of death, I want to tell you that if we could go back in time...I'll learn how to stand up for myself and learn how to love you right. Give you a better life, be a better person for you."

"It's funny think that...in this world as well, we found each other." Niragi mentions, smiling a little. "Do you think a god is looking down at us? If so, I want to talk to that god and tell them, in my next life, I want to meet you again."

The two of them are at lost for words but neither of them needed to speak as their lips found each other's, kissing as if it's their last. Hands holding onto each other tightly as if the world is finally drawing closer to their end.

Tick tock, tick tock, the timer beeped. And as the timer gave its last time, the blimp explodes, the printed King of Clubs papers burning mid air before crashing down on the ground.

Turning their heads to look at the explosion, neither of them had anything to say. Did Arisu managed to beat Kyuma? Had Kuina and Usagi took over their base whilst distracted?

Two things are for sure: they'll never know who and how they won the game against the game master himself and for the most part, they are glad to have found each other in their arms; for the second and certainly not the last time.

TAGS: @retrospacealien @chishiya-of-diamonds

[lackablazeical]

If Leo is an absolute chatterbox around someone he loves but Usagi still asks him to kindly shut the fuck up, has he ever did stop talking when he ever asked.

No, he doesn't stop! Really the only time he'll stop is if Usagi makes him play the 'quiet game', and even then, sometimes Leo will just start talking anyway (or Usagi will accidently make a noise first so Leo thinks he won lmao)

[sweetflanfiction]

Win-win

Universe: Alice in Borderland Pairing: Kyuma x reader

Disclaimers and Warnings: English not my first language; Sorry for the mistakes and not stealing! Love ya!

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You hadn’t exactly volunteered to team up with Niragi. However, between that and letting Niragigo with Usagi alone after what had happened at the beach, it was an easy choice of teams. Besides everyone knew that between you and Kuina, either would have him K.O’ed in zero point five seconds. You had done it once, you’d do it again.

You both walked silently along the metal containers, opening and closing metal doors in silence. You kept wishing and hoping he’d keep his mouth shut until you had to go back to base. Your hopes were shattered when you heard him chuckle.

“Funny how things change…” He started and you rolled your eyes.

“Shut up Niragi.” You kept walking.

“No, no. This is fascinating.” He quickened his pace to match yours. “When we got here, you would have begged to stay by my side and now you can’t wait for me to die.”

You clenched your jaw and looked him squarely in the eyes, your chin held up in defiance. 

“When we got here you asked before taking and now you just take.” You tilted your head, reminding him of all the shit he has done since they got to the beach.

“I hope I am not interrupting anything.” A voice could be heard behind you and you immediately turned.

Kyuma was leaning against a container in front of you two, in all his naked glory. You felt Niragi’s hand slap into yours and then heard your bracelet beep, indicating you now had the sum of your points. You groaned as you felt his rough hand in yours, instinctively trying to break contact. Kyuma grinned and walked slowly towards you two.

"Mmm…No, I don’t think I did.” He walked slowly towards you, Niragi’s hand forcefully squeezing yours. You didn’t take his eyes off Kyuma face though. Only his face. “Now, over there is a yellow container. Inside that yellow container is an item box. I will let one of you go and get it.”

He looked straight at Niragi although his body was fully turned towards you.

“Heh? You think I’m willing to let you fool us like that?” Niragi chuckled humorlessly and you tilted your head towards the younger man.

“Go.” You simply said, without taking your eyes off Kyuma.

“What?” Niragi frowned and snapped his head towards you.

“Just fucking go Niragi!” You insisted angrily.

You felt Niragi pull away his hand from yours. 

“Well I hope he fucking zaps you!” He walked away cursing and name calling.

“For someone so broken he sure likes to yell a lot.” Kyuma’s voice almost sounded like a song as he watched the burnt man's back.

“His anger comes from his brokenness.” You contested looking the same way and he hummed. “It doesn’t excuse him for what he has done though.”

“This world is tailor made to make you become the worst version of yourself.” 

You looked back at the very naked man again and grinned.

“I know we are on different teams, but I can’t imagine this being the worst version of you, Kyuma.” 

“My other version wears clothes. According to the norms, that was the correct way to live.” He raised an eyebrow, teasingly and you tried to stifle the chuckle that bubbled up in your throat.

You saw him move towards you and you took a step back, matching his inquisitive look. He took another step towards you and you moved another backwards.

“What about you? Is this your worst version?” He tilted his head, crossing his arms in front of his chest. Before you could stop, your eyes scanned his pecs. You blinked a couple of times and looked up at him, just to see him smiling at you. “Don’t worry, I don’t judge.”

“I’m not worried. I just don’t want to get distracted.” You gave him a wide grin and raised a single eyebrow. “We’re still playing. And no Kyuma, this is not my worst version.”

He laughed and you took a little pride in that. Had this situation been anywhere else, this would have gone very differently, but it wasn’t and your life is still on the line.

Another step forward, another step backward.

“Well, either I’m wrong or you haven't been here long enough.” He casually shrugged and you nodded.

“You’re definitely wrong.” You licked your lips and winked at him. He looked surprised and amused by your answer. “I'll compromise, I don’t think this is my worst version anyway yet. I could be worse.”

His step forward, your step backwards.

“Have you killed anyone?” He asked, without a drop of judgment on his face.

“Yes.”

“Were they deserving?” He tilted his head and you frowned, trying to think of the people that died at your hands.

“I don’t know.”

“Did you have a choice?”

“Most of the time, no.”

"But did you have them other times?" You nodded embarrassedly. “Would you have died if they had lived?”

“Yes.” You looked him dead in the eye.

“Then, I ask again.” Another step. “Is this the worst version of yourself or not?”

You opened your mouth and inhaled. Your focus had shifted from his figure to somewhere behind him, thinking deeply about his question. He was right, you might not be Niragi or the King of Spades wandering around mauling, abusing and killing indiscriminately, only for the thrill of it. But you weren’t a saint. You had helped save some lives, but you had also taken others. You had, at times, taken the easiest path to survival.

Another sure step from him, another uncertain step from you.

“Watch your head.” he said suddenly and his feet took another step towards you.

“Wha- Ow!” You bumped the back of your head on something solid and looked up. A container wall. 

You rolled your eyes and looked away. Letting out a breathy chuckle you shook your head. He had you pinned and it became increasingly difficult to focus on the game instead of focusing on the man in front of you.

He shifted his head to move into your line of vision and you saw him with a smile on his features.

You shut your eyes for a second and took a deep breath. This was still a game and two could play it. 

Straightening your back and lifting your chin you opened your eyes to look up at him. He was close, one step away from you. Although you noted he had left enough room between the two of you for you to run if you wanted. 

Raising an eyebrow, you tried to show your stubbornness. He wanted the points, he'd have to come and get them.

Kyumatook another step and with that he was towering slightly over you. It didn't feel threatening though. Quite contrary, the heat coming from him was more than comfortable. Although at that point, with the lack of space between you two, you were inclined to believe it wasn't just his body heat that was warming your face and body.

He lifted a hand, placed it on the side of your head and leaned into it, leaving the opposite side open, should you choose to leave. You stood your ground, the corners of your mouth mimicking his mischievous expression.

"Now, as the rules state, I have to touch you to get your points." He leaned closer, close enough you could smell his minty breath.

"Get my points?" you asked.

"Well, Arisu is smart but predictable. I think I'll win this one."

You nodded and stood on your tiptoes, bringing your face closer to his. His pupil was large, the brown of his eyes almost invisible. You licked your lips and you saw his part, while his eyes fell to your mouth.

"I don't know about the points…" you raised an eyebrow but didn't move. "But I agreed to the rules."

With a smile on his face he slowly dragged his other arm up and closed your only exit. You side eyed his arm and dry swallowed as you watched the muscles under his skin adjust to his weight as he leaned his full body towards you. You mirrored his movements in the opposite direction.

"It's tragic that one of us has to die for the other to live…" he said as he crushed his lips into yours. 

You grabbed the side of his head and pulled him closer, your mouth opening slightly to welcome his tongue. You felt his hands steady on your hips and he pushed you further into the side of the container. You planted your palm on the middle of his warm back feeling his back muscled move as he leaned into you.

Player team score updated

You felt rather than saw Kyuma laugh. His lips formed a smile as he kept his mouth on yours, both your tongues dancing around each other. 

Both of your bracelets ping, meaning you became inactive. Any further contact would mean a jolt of electricity running through your bodies.

Kyuma broke the kiss first, taking a small step backwards so as not to touch you anymore. You stood still and still leaning into the container. You couldn't help but let the grin spreading across your face.

"Guess I was wrong." Kyuma said, raising his eyebrows and licking his lips.

"We could try this again next round…" you mimicked his expression and started to leave.

"Your points will still be higher than mine." He argued smiling, his eyes never leaving yours, as you walked past him.

"I know."

You heard his laughter as you walked from him towards your base.

[usagichanp]

Does tumblr know how ridiculously gay and horny The Decameron (2024) show is

[roturo]

FORSAKE 🃏 .3

CHISHIYA X READER

GENRE: TBA

WARNINGS: NSFW under the cut, not too much tho!! Jealous Reader, kinda angst? idk

You’re in a new word. Who would’ve believed you found him again. Even though, nothing seemed the way it was before. Everything changed. Even him.

PT 1 PT2

Within seconds, Chishiya was pushing your panties aside and his length was entering you. you both let out sighs of satisfaction as you sat down on his cock. Hiya’s hands went to grip your ass and help you in riding him. He licked his lips as he watched your face contorted in pleasure, then he thrusted up suddenly making you moan out.

He grunted when you clenched around him tightly. “I missed you so much.” his voice muffled in your chest.

You were so lost in pleasure that for a few moments you forgot that you were in a random abandoned house while the others were waiting for both of you.

But who cares? When Chishiya’s dick feels so good?

“Do you think they’re fucking?” Arisu said almost bursting out laughing while Usagi slightly hit him and gave him a shut up look. 

“Did you know they already knew each other?”

Kuina said suddenly getting closer to them.

“Huh? really?”

“Yeah, Chishiya told me he had a crush on her”

“Chishiya?!” Both of them said schoked that the Chishiya was capable of loving.

“I know, he seems all serious but I guess he’s still a human, we don’t know what y/n has that makes him fall in love with her..” She said.

“fuckingshityoufuckingmotherfucker” you said mumbling while getting back at the camp, and without any words you simply get into the tent .

Chishiya was following along behind you, he seems relaxed as always with his fucking hands in his fucking pockets, it’s not like he just fucked someone and made them almost pass out. Psss, not like he can.

He got closer to Kuina and she said “So Arisu was right?!” Usagi and Arisu looked at Kuina almost saying to shut up since it’s not the moment.

Chishiya had a barely noticeable smile on his face that most of people would see it’s as his typical smirk, but this is another kind of smile.

The next day you woke up at the sound of small birds, you saw kuina sleeping by your side, thank god it wasn’t someone else, did they talked something about you and him?, do they know??

You got out of the tent carefully so you didn’t wake up Kuina, when you got out you saw Usagi and Arisu making “breakfast” with a rabbit you suppose they hunted, you relaxed thinking Chishiya hasn’t wake up, but you were wrong.

He was just coming back from gathering some kindling, and oh fuck he has some different clothes now and looks so much better. 

Your eyes locked, while Arisu and Usagi looked at eachother almost bursting out laughing. 

Shit. Stop. “So, how can I help?” You said to Usagi, breaking eye contact with him. Arisu, looked at a blushed Chishiya with a little smile on his face. 

“Oh, really nothing, we’re okay now that Chishiya got some wood so we can start the fire” Usagi answered giving you a small smile.

You didn’t felt liking eating breakfast, you were too busy remembering everything that happened yesterday, so he does remember you, and he does like you?? Oh my god, you felt like throwing up. 

But, even if you still love him, you couldn’t stay with him, what if you die and leave him alone?? worse, what if HE dies and leaves you alone? You couldn’t risk losing him again. Even though the first time it was you who leaved. But now, you can leave forever. 

“Are you okay?” shit. that kinda scared you. The sudden voice of Kuina brought you back to earth. 

“Umm, yes, why?”

“Maybe because you’re kinda red right now, then your face suddenly got pale, is everything alright?”

Shit, am I that obvious?! “Oh” you nervously chuckled, “I just feel kinda sick, that’s why” you smiled at her. I want to throw up because I just fucked with Chishiya, not in the bad way, but because I can’t be with him, he has a girlfriend, shit. Guilt was eating you alive.

“Oh okay, let me go tell the other so we can go find something so you can feel better.” No shit. Nonononono. Why you had to be so kind?!

please don’t go. “Okay, thank you”

“You should stay here, so you can rest, and try eating what Usagi made, maybe you’re feeling bad because you haven’t ate.” She gave you a reassuring smile and left.

You told them that it’s okay for them to leave you here alone since someone had to take care of the “camp”

“We’re not going take a lot of time, rest a little.” 

The four of them left, leaving you alone with your silly thoughts.

Since you were about to be alone for a time now, you decided to go search for new clothes in a store nearby, and maybe even clean yourself a little bit.

Back at the camp, no one was back, that kinda weirded you out, they only went looking for food and maybe some medicines? You aren’t sure if they’re medicines in this world, but that still made you worry..

What if they’re stuck in a game? Did any of The Beach found them? Are they dead?!?!

Just when you were about to get up, you heard them coming, and you also heard a new voice?

“You can stay with us this night, but I you will have to share tent with one of us, is that okay?” Arisu said to a new girl, she was shorter than you, she seemed a little bit older but not too much.

“Y/N! Are you feeling better? We brought you some soup!” Kuina said running to you.

“Yeah, yeah…” You said resting your hand on Kuina’s shoulder, you were so grateful to have a friend like Kuina. “Who is she?” And why is she talking to Chishiya?

“Oh, she’s Himari, she was stuck in a building and we decided to help her-“

You stopped paying attention to Kuina when you saw Chishiya talking back with her, he’s not one of talking too much, isn’t he? Why is he talking to the new girl? He took his time to start talking with you first met him, so why he’s very social now huh?!

“Y/N, hey, wake up, are you paying attention?”

“Ouch!, what was that for?!”  She pinched you in the arm.

“It’s like you’re making up a hundred ways to kill her, why does she bothers you so much?”

“I don’t know, maybe because I don’t even know her?!”

“Her name is Himari. And I already told you that we found her stuck in a-“ She stopped, now mouth open, she looked at Chishiya then at you, she couldn’t believe this. “Oh my- Do you like Chishiya?” 

“What?!” You raised your voice making everyone look at you confused.

Shit. You felt how your face grew hotter and you’re sure you’re red right now. “what?!” you said now in a whisper to Kuina, “what’s wrong with you, pfft, what makes you think that?”

“Maybe because you look at her like she’s the girl who stole your doll at 5 years old?”

“N-No! It’s not like that! It’s just.. something seems off about her.”

“Yeah, whatever you say.”

It was now afternoon, when all of you decided to take a break from the games since your visa’s were good.  And Himari hasn’t stopped talking to Chishiya… Does she like him?!  Might as well fuck him don’t you want to? 

That’s kinda funny you know? Because he fucked you, not her.

She laughed. Even her laughed annoyed you. What is she laughing about? What’s so funny? “What were you before this world Chishiya?” Usagi moved her hands to make a sign of a circle to emphasize the new “world” all of you are. 

Both of you locked eyes. Oh.. how you wished you can change the past and made everything right. Get Izami into a good school, buy a better apartment, have a better job, and be with him. 

No. You can’t. Not with him. What if you aren’t good enough? I mean, he’s smart, nice, handsome and has a girlfriend- No way. Fuck. Shit. No way. Is Himari his new girlfriend??!?! Oh god..

“I was a doctor-“

“Yeah, we were together also!,” fuck. “Well… not until he broke up with me…”  Wait! They’re not together anymore?!

“I don’t know why ‘hiya broke up with me,” she said with a pout. “We were soooo cute together. But we’re friends now, right?” She looked at him with puppy eyes. Oh gosh… 

“Yeah..” He looked at you, “we’re friends.” ha, she looked annoyed now. 

“But maybe… we can try again..” He said looking at you then at Himari. Okay that made you mad. 

You got up and left the camp. You needed some fresh air and process everything that was happening right now. 

You were walking through the empty streets of tokyo, not having a specific route, but it’s not like you care. Maybe it’s better leaving the group and find a new one? No. You aren’t leaving the group for some stupid teenagers problems.

So now you were at your favorite store looking at some clothes just to try on for fun, now that money doesn’t have value you just could take everything you want. You should be at the camp by now and maybe they’re looking for you, but you really need this time out and focus on something else rather than thinking you could die at any moment, the games, and him. 

“This was your favorite place to come when you were sad.” He let out a small laugh. Yeah, and it was better when it was with you.

“It feels like if nothing changed even though it’s now full of plants and dirt.” You mumbled, and you heard how he started getting closer to you.

“Chishiya…” 

“Yes?” 

“Where are the others?”

“It doesn’t matters, they aren’t close enough to hear us.”

“Where’s Himari?”

“With Usagi, why?”

“Shouldn’t you be with her?”

He chuckled, getting even closer to you, but still respecting your personal space.

“You really think I want to try again with her?”

“I mean, you literally said it out loud .” You turned yourself so you could look at him.

“You know I never loved her and never will.” 

“Then why were you with her?”

“Because you left me y/n! That’s why! I thought that if I found someone else I would forget you! But I can’t!”

“I let you down. I’m sorry. But I can’t.”

“Then, give me a reason to fall out of love with you, please.”

“We are not the same, and never will be.” You were almost breaking down in tears now.

“And you think I care about that? I don’t care if you’re different than me! I love you, and that’s all it matters.”

“You don’t understand Shuntaro, I can’t be good enough for you! I was barely even surviving in the real world! I had 3 jobs, I was taking care of Izami, and trying to finish my studies! And now?! I don’t have anything!..” That’s it. You’re crying. 

“You have me.”

Yes. But i’m too afraid of you leaving me, so I can’t allow you be with me. 

“Why don’t you hate me? I mean, all I ever do is leave you Shuntaro!”

“That’s why y/n, because I want you to know i’ll never leave you nor forsake you. I’ll always be by your side, even if you don’t want me to, i’ll be there. Because I love you.”

[bangtaninborderland]

RISK IT ALL (26) - Old Friends

Genre: Chishiya x f!reader | eventual smut | angst

Warning: none for this chapter, there is mentions of stitches and wounds though!

A/n: I uploaded this on wattpad first, if you see this there then great but if not then enjoy!

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Sleep hadn't been something you could grasp much of over the course of the night, every time you rolled over you woke up, worried about hurting Chishiya.

Chishiya had groggily asked if you were in pain but you simply brushed his worries off, silently laughing at the man who once claimed to dislike you in every way possible worrying about a meagre bullet graze.

You spent most of the day alone, Chishiya only rousing as the sky became a dusky gold. "You didn't wake me."

"I figured you needed rest." You mumbled, spooning canned fruit into two separate bowls. "You should be in bed."

He hobbled slowly over to the chair, sitting down with a groan. "It's fine, exercise helps."

"You'll rip your stitches open." You argued back, sliding the bowl across the table along with a spoon.

"Here I thought I was the doctor." He attempted a laugh foregoing it when it sounded more like a cry of pain. "I will go back to bed after this."

"Thank you." You hid your smile behind your spoon. "Did yo-

The door knocking cut you off, your eyes widening. "Who?"

"I don't know." He whispered. "The window, check out the window, stay low." He instructed.

Wordlessly you slipped from the chair, crouching low as you peeled back the curtain just a fraction, your body going ecstatic with joy at the sight of the people outside the door. "Oh my god."

You ignored Chishiya's questions of "who" and "what" as you tumbled over yourself in a rush to open the door.

"Fuck I'm so glad to see you." You were pulling Kuina and An into your arms ignoring the slight shooting pain the action sent tingling down your arm. "How are you here right now?"

"Someone got a message to us that Chishiya had been hurt, didn't take us long to find the place after it happened." An examplained. "Where is he?"

"Through here." You guided them through the house, Chishiya making a sound of surprise at the sight of them both.

"Why are you here?" He scowled, pushing away his empty bowl.

"Oh, my dearest friend how I missed you." Kuina laughed, relaxing into the empty seat. "You got hurt."

"Attacked but I'm fine." He rolled his eyes, making to stand only to collapse back in his chair with a groan. "Fuck."

"Let me have a look." An offered. "You know I know how to deal with injuries."

"I'm fine YN stitched me up."

"Thought you said I wasn't a doctor." You interrupted, the fight from Chishiya fading as he noticed the serious look in your eye. "Just please let her look."

"Fine only if it gets you to shut up about it." He spits, you try not to feel sad at the way he returns to being spiteful as soon as there are others around you but you can't help it, a subtle frown fitting over your face.

You sit at the table as An and Chishiya disappear towards the bedroom, Kuina waiting until they are both out of sight to talk to you. "How are you? Has he been treating you okay?"

"He's been fine, I don't know why he's acting like this now. We've been through a lot, when the shooting happened my arm got hurt, just a bullet graze." You added at the newfound worry in her look. "But he took care of me, he was kind, we spoke, grew closer."

"So you're okay?" She asks again, just for good measure.

You muster a smile. "I'm okay. What about you?"

"It's been..." she huffs, biting her lips to hide a smile. "Fine."

"Oh come on." You laugh. "Spill."

"When the shooting broke out me and An ran together, and ended up hauled in a caravan hidden in the forest, we kept moving but when we heard the gunshots getting further away we made a break for it here, we weren't followed. We see Arisu and Usagi, he wasn't doing too well." She rubs a hand up and down her arm, and you notice the holes in her clothes, probably from all the running.

"Was he hurt?" You asked, slightly relieved as she shook her head. "Emotionally not great, I think some of us handle it all better than others."

"I hope I get to see him again, he was kind to me." You hated the beach but you were grateful for those it brought to you, the idea of going back to the regular world without them made your heart ache in ways it shouldn't. "Have you been managing to eat?"

"Not much, it's not been safe to go out. The caravan had a weird stockpile of outdated coffee and that managed to hold us down for a while." You felt bad at the luxury you'd had, food, heat and water had all been things most people in the borderlands would have killed for but the thought that you were sleeping in a bed whilst your friends were scavenging to make do with whatever provisions they could find left a bubble of guilt in your stomach.

"We have everything you could need here, feel free to stay. There's water and food, are you hungry?" She nods. "I'll make you something to eat you can go and wash up, it's just out the back, past the small couch there's a door just there." You explain with a smile, already moving to make both her and An something substantial to eat.

"Hey?" She calls out softly from her space in the doorway. "I'm happy you're alive."

"Me too, me fucking too." You smile, letting yourself be pulled into another hug before she slips away to freshen up. "Now the food." You mumble to yourself.

You didn't have much-canned meat left, another week's worth with Kuina and An here, stocking up on spam had been the smartest thing Chishiya had done. You pulled out two tins, heating them on the small stove along with some canned black beans and a tin of soup, it wasn't a meal you'd be proud to serve but that's something you promised to rectify once you figured this world out.

"Something smells good." An whispers from behind you, and you jump dropping the wooden spoon on the floor. "Sorry." She laughed, bending over to pick it up. "Where should I put it?"

"It's okay, just in the bowl there." You point to the small red bucket you'd been washing dishes in, pulling out another. "How is Chishiya?"

"You did well with the stitches considering it's regular thread and needle, it will heal okay. The only issue is that the skin may heal over the stitches, realistically we need some dissolving stitches but he won't die." She explains, wiping her hands. "Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No, sit please, you've been through enough the past few days just rest and I'll take care of it all." You wave her off. "How are you?"

"Doing fine, Kuina explained everything I guessed." An asked, fingers fiddling with the corner of the placemat.

"Yeah, she did." You mumble, still not happy with the conditions they were in. "I'm so-

"I didn't intend to kiss her it just happened." An rushes to explain, lips in a small pout.

Your body froze, Kuina had definitely missed out on that detail. "You what?" You spun on your heel, nearly knocking the pan over.

An looks at you, expression confused. "Kissed he- did she not tell you?"

You shook your head. "She did not."

"Are you upset?" It takes you a second to realise why she's asking, why she thinks you'd be upset.

"You think I'd be upset because you're both girls?" You almost laugh at the absurdity. "Of course not."

"Really?" Kuina asks from the doorway. "I was afraid to tell you."

"No I'm just happy you finally figured it out." They hadn't exactly been the most discreet about their feelings for each other, even if they were both oblivious to the other's feelings. "Let me finish cooking and then I want to know everything."

"Did you shower?" You hear An ask, and from the corner of your eye you see her taking a strand of Kuina's hair between her fingers. "is it okay if I have one?"

It takes you a second to realise she's asking you before you nod in response. "Of course, anything you find here is yours as much as it is ours."

"Talking of ours." Kuina clears her throat, lazing her body over the small counter. "Wanna catch me up on whatever's going on between you two?”

You laugh at the implication of her tone. "Absolutely not."

"Oh come on I'm already depressed here give me something to be excited about." She groans, throwing her head back playfully.

"Fine fine." You huff, moving the food into the set of small bowls you'd left on the side earlier. "Let's talk whilst we eat, let me just see if Chishiya wants anything."

"Such a great housewife." Kuina giggles.

You glare at her before rolling your eyes. "I will put you outside. An here is your food." You smile, passing her the bowl. "Kuina yours is up there." You gesture to the counter.

"Rude." She huffs, you bite back a laugh as you trot your way to the bedroom.

It's weird to see the door to the small room closed, you knock just in case, waiting until he calls you to come in before entering. "Hey."

"Having fun?" He asks, voice raspy. You felt guilty for disturbing him when he was so clearly tired but food would help him recover.

"Yeah." You perch on the end of the bed. "Do you want to eat something?"

"No I'm still full from earlier, go and spend time with them." He groans, a hand to his wound.

You hated seeing him in pain, truth be told you hated seeing anyone in pain but this sucked a little more so. "Is there anything I can do to make you feel comfortable, to ease the pain?"

"I need painkillers." He mumbles, eyes glassy as he looks at you. "Can you get them?"

"Yeah, yeah of course." You were quick to pop out three pills, one extra wouldn't hurt. Uncapping the water to save him the unnecessary strain before handing them both to him. "Here."

He grumbled his appreciation, taking them swiftly. "You should go be with them."

"I will I just wanted to check on you." You huffed. "You've got to let me worry sometimes."

"I'll be fine you don't need to worry." He reassures, pulling the blanket up more. "How long are they staying."

"As long as they want to." You respond, slightly worried he would send them away. "Why?"

He shrugged. "I won't be responsible for them too."

"You know it's funny you say that like An didn't come in here to make sure you weren't dying. You can't survive here alone Chishiya." You argue back, tired of rehashing the same conversation every few days.

"I didn't ask her to come and help." He retorted, his face calm as he closed his eyes and rested against the headboard. "Didn't ask them to come and eat my food, use my water or risk outing our location."

"Oh get over yourself!" You shout, furious that he would be so callous to those you considered friends. "If you didn't want them here they wouldn't be here, how did they find out where we were hm? I'm the only person who knew you were hurt apart from you and I didn't tell them. Whether you admit it or not you like them, and care about them. Maybe not An as much but definitely Kuina. The only person you hurt acting like a stupid angsty loner teenager is yourself."

He cracks an eye open, face smug. "Stupid angst loner teenager?"

"Shut up." You huff, your cheeks blushing red. "I hate you."

"No, you hate that I don't act the way you want me to. I don't know how they figured out we were here, I didn't ask them to come but I won't send them away." You had learned to read his expressions enough to know when he was close to smiling, the light tension in his lips betrayed him, you were sure the second you walked out the door he would break into a grin. "Go and spend time with them, I'll rest and join you later."

"Okay." You agree, pinning the non-argument argument for now. "Sleep well, call me if you need anything."

"Perfect housewife." He teased, you only had Kuina to blame.

"Go to sleep so I can smother you with a pillow." You pout, pulling the door closed slowly.

"I sleep with one eye open." He shouts back before you pull it closed, the tiniest slither of space allowing you to watch him, sure enough, he lays with a smile on his face as he closes his eyes.

"Creep." Kuina is whispered behind you, making you jump. You weren't entirely used to being around anyone other than Chishiya.

You silently pointed to the kitchen, not wanting Chishiya to hear you.

You both break out into a giggle when you get away from the bedroom, An eyeing you both questionably as you explain what happened. "So, there is something between you two?

You contemplate saying anything, Chishiya would complain to Earth's end if everyone knew how soft he was but you couldn't exactly help yourself, it's not like you had an abundance of people to talk to lately.

"Let's sit so you can finish eating and I'll explain." You give in, Kuina moving to take the seat beside An with you opposite them. After a few minutes, you begin explaining.

"He has grown to be really caring, he takes care of me and although it is in his own way I think he genuinely cares. We've done...stuff. I'm kind of scared for whatever happens when we are out of here, if we get out of here. I don't think I'd be okay if he died." You don't let yourself think too hard on that last thought, the mere idea was enough to have your stomach churning.

"To be honest I didn't think he could care about someone other than himself." An replied honestly. "Tsundere doesn't begin to explain him."

Kuina shoves An lightly with her elbow. "What she means to say is that I think you've softened him a little bit. I'm pretty sure he would still shove me to my death before he let you die."

"Don't say that!" You scold, not denying its truth. "I'd kill him."

"You wouldn't." An observes with a smile. "I think you love him."

Your eyes widen at the accusation. "You literally kissed each other."

"I bet you've done way more." Kuina teases, wiggling her eyebrows.

"Okay enough, we are not discussing that." You laugh. "Did you manage to find anything else out about the card games? Chishiya hiked to see if he could see anything but all he found were blimps. I think he wants to join the next diamond game."

"Do you have enough days on your visa?" Kuina asks, smile falling just a little only to widen when you nod. "Good, I think these are the last games but the rules are different, I don't think there are really rules."

You frown, wrapping your arms around your frame. "That's what I'm afraid of."

"But I heard another game was going to start in a few days." An looks up through her lashes.

You swallow, fingers crossed under the table that it wasn't the game of diamonds. "What one?"

"The Jack of Hearts."

You breathe a sigh of relief. "Oh."

"And some guy was predicting we will have the King of diamonds."

Oh.

[smillingcartoonist]

"AHHHHHH Help me I'm Dying"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP USAGI I'M THINKING"

[catarina-hamato]

FEAR SPORES FEAR SPORES FEAR SPORES

I'm gonna do it for Cat because I'm feeling it after the Draxum arc in the RP

Content Warning for gore, weapons, blood etc

For anyone curious, the characters mentioned are from the Misa-dventures RP server!

🐱✨~Catarina~✨🐱 Catarina coughs a bit, waving her hand in front of her face. Some strange mist? As if she didn't have enough to deal with at any given time. ...her head hurts, dizziness has her swaying a bit on her feet and she leans against the nearest wall. Voices around her ask something, quiet, prodding. Prodding? What voices? Something isn't right... Where was she before?

"Psst."

The hiss in her ear has her whirling. "Please don't do that, Sco-" she pauses. There was no one behind her. Now that she looks around, there's no one...anywhere. It was dark. She was alone. A flash in the sky and the sudden, deafening sound of thunder. She shrieks and covers her ears, crouching down. How did she get outside?? How did she get outside?? She can't see anything, the darkness somehow overriding her night vision. "S-Scott? Tello? Leo, Yui- where is everyone?? Claire?! Firo! Cy CW SOMEONE!" Another crack and she squeaks, ears pinned. "A-anyone.."

"Anyone?"

The sickly sweet coo was the last thing she needed to hear while paralyzed with fear. An overlapping voice, one of the man who created her, the other of the creature that had hunted her and her resistance for twenty years. She doesn't turn around, she can't, she can't move at all, and he, they?, know that. The feeling of a vine made her squeak as it coiled around her ankle, the veins digging into her skin, crawling up her calf.

"Anyone you shall have." He dips his face into her view, a disgusting smirk on his face. One eye it's usual red, the other a slit bright pink. Draxum. Half of his mind and body shared with Kraang Prime. "Hello, Subject 1C-03C. How nice of you to return to me."

Cat needed out she needed out she needed out right now right the fuck now- Her eyes squeezed shut with another crack of thunder, another vine wrapping around her waist. The tip of it prods at her stomach, a reminder of her previous death, of a second attempt on her life the Prime tried.

"You're without a defining marking, kitten. Shall we fix that?" The vine slowly dug through her fur, pressing like a horrible needle into her skin. Slowly, further, slower. She opens her mouth to scream, the sound muffled by his hand slapped over it. He stood behind her, dragging her up and holding her against him, her arms pinned to her sides. She squirms, the feeling of the slow impalement agonizing, blinding her already frayed mind. The push and cracks of her bones echoed in her head. "Oh dear. You always were the weak one. Now look where you are."

Draxum Prime jerked her head forward, choking on her own blood. Blood that instantly ran cold at the sight before her. Donnie, splayed out on the ground, his eyes half-lidded, dull, staring at nothing. Blood trickled down his chin, ran in a puddle beneath him, spilled from the gruesome hole blasted through his shell that she knew had torn through his stomach, the pool underneath him growing with every second.

Cat screamed for him around Draxum Prime's hand, thrashing her head away, hitting the ground as her blood loss took the strength in her legs. She crawls, it's all she can do, dragging a trail of blood behind her. His hand is cold when she grabs it. It was too late already...wasn't it..? She sobs his name quietly. "I'm here..I'm here please...please come back, I'll heal you it'll be okay just please look at me..."

"Still trying to reach for him? Come on, Cat." Usagi straddled her back, knife in hand. He holds her down by the back of her neck and the screaming pain of the blade tearing into her made her grip on Donnie's hand tighten. She cried as the knife was removed, stabbed again, and again, and again, the shoulder the side, into the already decimated hole in her body. Usagi pulls her up by her hair. "Fun fact. Hearing is the last thing to go when you die." His voice changes, the creaking rasp of Kraang Prime whispering in her ear as the knife is held to her throat. "Let your scream be the last thing he hears." She hardly felt the drag before her vision goes dark, clenching her hand around Donnie's before it's lost.

[nerves-nebula]

Warning: this is fluffy as hell and super cute. Do not be alarmed.

Somewhere far, far, *far* in the future, around when the boys are in their late-thirties to early-forties:

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Doctor Dumbass MD💜: Hey do you remember during your bachelor party when we were drunk and I called dibs on having kids first?

Doctor Dumbass MD💜: I’m with child.

Leo stared blearily at his phone, his eyes still blurry from sleep and obstructed by Usagi’s fur. He climbed over his husband, groaning as he did, to sit on the edge of the bed and forego replying just to call.

“You are conversing with Donatello.”

“Dee what the fuck did you just text me because I know I didn’t just read what I just read.”

Donnie snorted, “Given your reaction and d-determination to call me at… 2:36 AM, I’d say you r-read it perfectly.”

“Are you-“ he hesitated, searching for words, “pregnant or whatever? Egg pregnant? Laying eggs?”

“Wh-what would your reaction be if I s-said yes?”

Leo stared at the wall, stunned, “Uh- I’d be supportive I guess? But mostly confused as hell. Fuck- I don’t even know if you’ve- do female turtles have egg cycles? And also who the fuck is the other parent? Are you sleeping with someone?”

“Interesting reaction.” Donnie just hummed, jostling his phone enough to make Leo hold his away from his face a bit, “However, r-rest assured, I’m not pr-pregnant. As for your other questions, I th-think it’s funnier if I d-don’t answer.”

“You’re an ass.” Leo groaned, slumped and releasing a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. A furry hand reached out, wrapping around his waist, and he entwined his finger’s with Usagi’s, “So what the hell did you mean by ‘I’m with child’ then?”

Usagi’s ears perked up.

“I’m making a baby.”

Leo frowned.

“You’re… making a baby.”

“Yep.”

“How are you… making a baby?”

Donnie snickered, “Well, you s-see, when a daddy mutant t-turtle gets really bored and lonely-“

“Hate where this is going so far.”

“Shut up. When he’s bored and l-lonely, he conducts a series of morally and ethically d-dubious experiments in a makeshift l-lab definitely *not* full of tech stolen from D-Draxum-“

“Nice.”

“And then he makes a baby!”

“You lost me.”

“You’ll s-see.” Donnie answered cryptically, “Come by tomorrow. Night, S-Sis.”

Leo gaped at his phone as Donnie hung up on him.

“Hun?” Usagi rolled over to him, “You good? Who’s pregnant?”

Leo groaned and set his phone down, looking down at his husband, “I’ll explain on the way to Donnie’s in the morning. I need sleep. Roll back over, I wanna be big spoon.”

—

Leo frowned as they approached Donnie’s place. He and Usagi had left a bit late, but as they came closer they could see their whole family waiting on the porch-front.

“What’s going on?” He asked.

“Dumbass won’t let us in until we’re all here.” Raph answered, pushing himself out of Casey’s lap. He turned to the front door and banged on it, “They’re here, Donnie!”

Mikey sat up from his spot sprawled out on the porch, “Did he send you weird texts early in the morning too? He sent me the “Am I Gregnant?” video three times.”

April laughed, “What? He just asked me to come by in the morning! Why doesn’t Donnie text me weird shit?”

“Because I know you’ll c-come to my house and break down my door.” Donnie’s voice answered electronically through the security system, “Just a moment, dear f-family, I will b-be with you posthaste.”

Leo groaned, “Remember when Donnie was unmedicated and we all thought he was weird?”

Mikey snorted, “Yeah, then you signed him up for a theater class and he decided to make it his new passion project just to spite you.”

Casey laughed, “Fuck, I still get show tunes stuck in my head.”

Usagi chuckled and lightly jabbed Leo with his elbow, “Looks like this is your own fault, love.”

“Ah, the consequences of my own actions.” Leo sighed, “We meet again.”

After a few minutes, the door finally unlocked and Donnie swept it open, “Ladies, G-Gentlemen, and Mikey, welcome to my humble abode. Please, keep your shoes on while entering, my new experiment l-likes to bite.” He turned to lead them through the halls of his house towards the back. He had a small backyard where he grew lots of his own food and had once attempted to raise a chicken that still wandered the streets of his neighborhood. Off to the side was a greenhouse he’d built himself for some of his mad scientist experiments that he couldn’t keep in his weird basement dungeon.

“Enter with caution.” He warned as he unzipped the flap and stepped in, “Watch where you s-step, too.”

“Donnie, this better not be another world domination plot.” April groaned as she stepped into the humid environment.

“Hey.” Donnie turned back, “We all agreed to never t-talk about that again.”

“Don what the hell are you showing us?” Mikey whined, “I love you, bro, but I hate being in here.”

“Fine, fine.” Donnie rolled his eyes, “I will skip the dramatics, but only because Mikey is my favorite for the d-day.”

Leo and Raph gasped, affronted. They both immediately turned on Mikey, throwing simultaneous punches that got him in the arm.

“No fighting in the greenhouse!” Casey shouted, “If I cant suplex a plant, you can’t fight!”

“Th-thank you, Casey.” Donnie nodded and came to the main table in the center of the greenhouse. His voice immediately pitched up as he cooed to one of his plants, “There they are! Hey there, sweet one. Did you have a good nap?”

This wasn’t too unusual for Donnie. He used baby voice on all of his plants, he’d done it since they were kids and had doubled down on it when they’d told him it was super weird.

What was unusual was the plant cooing back.

Donnie lifted up the bundle of green, dusting off some dirt, and turned around to face everyone.

“Family and loved ones,” he grinned, “meet Pasiflora.”

Tiny yellow eyes blinked at them all, looking around and taking in all the new people. Small green hands held onto one of Donnie’s fingers as he nestled them into the crook of his elbow.

“It’s a baby!” Casey gasped, coming forward to crouch and wiggle his fingers at them, “Hello tiny baby.”

“What the fuck?”

“Mikey, l-language.” Donnie frowned.

“Don’t ever say that to me again.”

“Watch. Your. Language.” Donnie challenged him, “I’m holding a baby.”

Mikey glared at him, looking at said baby.

“Donnie, how did you get a baby?” Leo asked, stepping closer to gently touch the kid’s fingers with his own.

Donnie grinned, “I’m so glad you asked! Do you remember when we were kids and I drank that m-mystic mutagen that double mutated me into a g-giant turtle?”

Raph frowned, “Yeah. We had to take you to Draxum and you spent two weeks at his place getting treatment before you finally were turned normal again.”

“I used the same mystic mutagen. I found my old n-notes from then and was able to track down m-more of it. Originally I was just going to mess around with it like usual, try to break it down to determine its components, assess volatility, et c-cetera; but then I was laying on the couch contemplating whether I should call someone to hang out or just watching soap operas all day and I realized: I d-don’t have to do either!” He held up the baby, “And ta-da!”

“You were bored and lonely, so you made a baby?” Leo balked.

Donnie shrugged, “Isn’t that how most babies are made?”

April snorted. She reached out, plucking the baby from Donnie’s arms and expertly laying them in her arms, “Well, they’re certainly cute.”

“Thank you! I used my f-favorite specimen for them.” Donnie cooed at the baby, “Isn’t that right, honey? Who’s a beautiful little laurifolia?” He leaned in and nuzzled his face against theirs, “Widdle water wemon. Pwecious gowden bewwappwe.”

“I will pay you money to never do that again.” Leo grimaced.

Usagi knocked Leo with his hip, “I’ll pay you more than him to keep doing it.”

“Uncwe Usagi is cuwwently winning the competition to be youw god pawent.” Donnie cooed, “Isn’t that wight?”

The baby giggled back, grabbing at his fingers with their tiny hands. They sputtered when he reached in to tickle their tummy, shrieking as loud as they could in delight.

“Damn.” Raph grinned, “Who’d have thought Don would be the first of us to have kids?”

Donnie pointed at Leo, “He knew. I t-told him I had dibs.”

“I didn’t expect you were serious!” Leo shoved him over, scooping up the baby from April, “How was I supposed know you’d go and create this… this…” he trailed off, looking down at the odd little bundle.

They smelled like chlorophyll and their skin was a shade of green that both matched and contrasted his own. There were veins visible on their little arms that were too thin and too spindly to be a creature like them, so uniquely plant-like. Even the tufts of hair on their head were different, looking more like bits of leaf than actual hair.

Even still…

He sniffled and turned to Usagi, eyes wide and almost brimming with tears.

“I want one.”

——

I absolutely adore Pasiflora being Donnie’s future baby. He’s gonna raise them in all the ways Splinter didn’t raise him and it’ll be beautiful. He’ll meet some other single parent at the PTA and fall in love.

But that’s a long time from now, so I will immediately be following this up with terrible, painful angst. Be on the lookout!

-Monster Anon 🐗🐗🐗

FHDSAIFLDHAKGLDSKG !!! AUGHAUGDSHG I loved this so much that i waited until i made art for it to post it.. .fasdghuaghdsfsg...