#idk what to tag this as !!

[oolathurman]

If folks want, op edited their original reddit post and added some follow up. Follow up includes a convo with the aide

They also linked a part 2 video on tiktok, since apparently people have been doubting the story... Here's the link. Content warning: dead rats. Very dead, very baked rats.

Text recounting of the full events below but oh my god please watch this person explain the wildest thing happening to them

[image text]r/trueoffmychest post by CptnSpaceCase tiktok handle kelseycanstand

Today my aide cooked what should not be cooked

I have to get this out, because today feels like an actual nightmare I keep expecting to wake up from.

I'm disabled, and need help with stuff around the house. Today was the second day with a new agency and new home health aide, "Tina." I set it up so she would come by in the morning while I'm sleeping (insomnia is killer), and I texted her last night what I would need done today.

One of those things was to roast some precut squash I'd gotten so I could have it with my salads and pasta. I was very clear in my instructions: what it looked like, where it was in the fridge, how to use the oven, how to cook it. I also have a roommate who was up and told her she could ask them for help if she couldn't find anything. Or come get me if truly necessary.

Now, I have three pet ball pythons. They eat rats that I thaw from frozen in the fridge in a reusable plastic bag. Yes, that's where I'm going with this.

Tina couldn't find the squash, and so, obviously, that meant she should roast the first other thing she could see that was technically also encased in plastic, in a completely different area of the fridge. The FUCKING RATS. In butter and salt, in my nice baking dish.

And like, that's insane all on its own, but if you're going to cook any animal, you should at least clean and skin it first, right??? Like, do the crazy, disgusting thing properly so I can respect the effort, instead of sticking them in as is. Fur and guts and all.

And the smell. Good God baby Jesus the SMELL. It woke me up and had me gagging the moment I opened my bedroom door. Definitely not squash. Or food-smelling for that matter. At first I thought the squash had spontaneously rotted overnight and she'd tried to cook it anyway. That would have been slightly less insane and much preferable.

I had to pull it out of her what she was cooking instead when she said she couldn't find it (it was in plain sight), had to open the oven and see my snakes' dinners in place of my own and still couldn't process what the fuck was happening, what I was looking at and smelling. I don't like yelling at people and generally avoid it. Today was a day for exceptions. And at the end of my half-crazed, dissociative rant, I told her to get the whole dish and its contents and herself out of the fucking house. And to not come back.

Suffice to say, I've contacted the agency to report it and am requesting a new aide. Now I'm sitting at a cafe trying to calm down and eat something despite the scent memory that's taken up permanent residence and turning my stomach. The whole house reeks like musty, sewage-dipped pork that had been left out for a whole day before being cooked in rancid oil, and I'm not sure Febreeze is gonna cut it. I don't want to go home. 🫠😭

[bay7let]

I hate that everyone just constantly forgets what Kai went through/the trauma he has.

People constantly forget that Kai literally raised Nya Of course hes going to be better at cooking, stealing, sewing and treating wounds, even just handling situations. He was 5 when his parents left. 5!! Nya was 3. Thats a baby taking care of his little sister. Kai may act like a child sometimes but that is quite literally because he never even had a childhood.

Speaking of people not talking about his trauma i dont think the other ninjas even really know? Like he offhandedly mentions it once or twice, but we literally never get to see him talk to someone about it and that hurts because that must have been hard.

And everyone constantly saying how selfish he is??? Like no he is not. My guy raised Nya then practically raised Lloyd as well (everyone did lol but i feel like Kai was most helpful/protective of him) Literally the only reason he became a ninja was because he needed to save Nya. And he was a bit selfish at times but it's mainly because he saw himself as a burden to the team because he thinks he isn't as useful as the other ninjas, plus part of his entire arc was him learning he didnt need to be selfish because he was just as good as the other ninjas. Selfish isn’t the word im looking for but im not sure what i am looking for lol. But that is one of the main reasons he wanted so bad to become the green ninja. He wanted to be validated because his entire life he was looking after Nya or helping others, putting others before himself. Becoming the green ninja would have validated all that he went through because he would finally be recognized for helping people.

Wu even says that Kai pays the price for Wu’s mistakes in season 11 (i think its episode 11 or 12 i don’t remember). Kai is constantly self sacrificing (or attempting to) to save others. (Except season 8 episode 10 when for some reason Kai doesnt want to give up his powers to save Lloyd? Which does not make sense because he was always the one to give up anything and everything to keep Lloyd safe, best shown in season 5) (while on the topic of weird character choices for Kai why did they make him suck at negotiating? Cause he was a blacksmith woth a shop he ran on his own, of course he is going to be good at negotiating. Unless customers were scamming him all the time)

I hate that people just straight up ignore his trauma, and make him out to be some dumb guy. Of course hes not going to be book smart because he literally did not go to school (did Nya even go for that matter?) but he was constantly finding ways for them to survive while he and Nya were on the streets. Hes not books smart but he is very street smart.

Sorry about the giant ass rant but i hate that his character get so misunderstood

[quack3r]

colored one of @potato-lord-but-not 's sketches (they are all the same drawings just different shadow colors cus I'm indecisive T-T)

Potato-lord-but-not's original sketch:

[thehylianidiot]

Authors Giving Their Characters Conflict:

[spineless-lobster]

I love working a front desk job :)

[noddynods]

Story of my life

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

“posts that have 10k to me” -boring, cliched, causes mild alarm

“Posts that will have 10k” -threatening, inevitable, sounds like a curse

[outdoorsy-bitch]

As a teenager, I joined the internet at a time and place where this mentality was very common. It fucked up my perception of normal human interactions for a very long time.

The guy walking down the street is not a threat. Your supermarket cashier is just doing his job. You should not be afraid of your male peers. The fear is not in your best interests. After I went to college, I took a minute and dug into why I was afraid. Turns out none of those thoughts were rooted in anything substantial and the source wasn't me at all.

If you are actually, genuinely afraid of everyone male presenting please please please ask yourself why. Is this a fear grounded in reality, or are you afraid because you have been told to be?

i'm sorry the self-victimization of some women i see online is crazyyyyy, they're saying shit like "yeah being a woman is so crazy, if you go on a date you have to text his full name and picture to your friend, and also where you're meeting, and share your location throughout the date, and check in hourly" girl the only safety measure you need is meeting in a populated place. that man is NOT going to kidnap you from Popular Cafe on Well-Frequented Street in broad daylight at 2pm. i promise. do you go forest hiking as a first date or what the fuck.

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

So done with all the defeatism nonsense. Life keeps going. My girlfriend has her first job interview later this morning. I’ve got to fold my laundry. My friends and I have a d&d session later this week. We’re still going. You’ll keep going. I’ll drag your asses into the future kicking and screaming because they want you to lay down and die. And I’ll be damned if any of us do what they want.

[fluffyzoey]

Had a nightmare they made an evil version of Cats called Dogs and if you watched it you turn into a potato

[wretchedxdivine]

there's a philosophical message in there somewhere but I'm too hungry and sweaty to think of it

Based on a conversation with @perfectpossumprincess and @d-d-disgusting about a mad little mantidfly they found

[ozzyeelz]

The big three!! I finally have a ref sheet for how I like to draw them….

[noodle-624]

Ellie loves to play with your engagement ring. So, when you were getting ready for a girls night, Ellie wrapped her toned arms around you, taking a long, deep breath, inhaling your perfume. You were already dressed up, clad in makeup and glittering heels. “Don't even get me started on that sparkling fabric labeled as a ‘dress’” Ellie grabbed your hand staring at it, admiring the rock that you called an ‘engagement ring’, placed snug on your finger before smirking. She kissed your pulse point, making her way up your arm to your neck, it was a little too easy to admit how fastly you texted your friends, informing them you'd be a ‘tad’ bit late…

She has your legs over her shoulders, her chest pressed against you as she fucks you deep. You let out a whimper, tears slipping down your face, lips in a pout as you grip on her biceps. Your dress has long been forgotten on the floor somewhere, as your makeup is all smudged, and your face is a teary, slobbery mess. Ellie coos as you let out a small whimper of her name. “It's okay baby, you're doing so well” she says kissing your tears away.

“M so full Els” Her strap is rubbing against your insides just right, her fucking against your cervix and the artificial veins rubbing against your sweet spot.

“You’re such a good girl” she nuzzled her face in to the crook of your neck, bringing her hand down to rub your throbbing clit. “Uhm- fuck! I wanna m-make you a mommy soo bad Els!” you say absentmindedly, head thrown back, moaning loudly as you clench around her.

Ellie let out a desperate whimper at your words fucking you harder as you unravel on her strap.

She leans into your ear as you come down from your high “I'm gonna make you a mommy one day baby.”

[bepoucorp]

i love you... orel... [og user]