#idk what to tag it as I was just feeling silly

[ronniehrt]

🚬HEADCANNONS 🚬

(DATING KEVIN SPENCER) (SLIGHT MENTIONS OF NSFW) (HES 16 PLS DONT COME AT ME AA) ────୨ৎ──── ok first of all hes so into shotgunning, like if you guys are at your house, watching tv or whatever he'd just randomly turn to you, cup your cheek real quick and blow smoke into your mouth, and then just act like nothing happened hes not really good with woman (like keeping them and stuff) so with hookers or like prostitutes its more of a one night stand, so if you get your period pls expect him to not know what the fuck to do. all he would do is probably get you a warm blanket, or offer you a cigarette- i feel like he'd be into missionary- or like doggy style (pls idk) def cigarettes after sex, and not just the song. probably into cockwarming. hes a bit of a soft guy when hes drunk, and probably very clingy. he'd drag you behind the school to drink cough syrup, just because he wanted company and didnt feel like being alone or to smoke with you, which probably would end up with you too making out with each other for a good 5-10 minutes. (JAIL ERAA) when he was in jail, you'd often come and visit him if his parents just ''forgot'' or just couldnt be bothered. he'd mumble about how boring it was there while u stood outside his cell as he mumbled on and on with a cigarette between his lips. he'd take you on late night drives, with the windows down and smoking, talking about whatever comes to mind or going to the liquor store. he doesnt really talk much, so he'll just like tug on your shirt if he wanted to say something or ask for your attention. ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ TY FOR READING :3 (FEEL FREE TO SEND REQS ON THIS SILLY CHAIN-SMOKER DUDE)

tags: @a-cloud-of-dust-and-gas

[cadavvera]

Who is this fucking guy?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

what kind of underwear do you think Erik and Charles wear (i'm not asking this to see them half naked) ((please believe me)) (((PLEASE)))

My Personal Belief is charles is a briefs guy while erik's a trunks guy. trunks/briefs kinda couple because i can

and idk just a lil bonus or somethin. as i do.

[midnightfrappe]

i've been pondering lately,,

[raiiny-bay]

some WIPs from the 80s AU i never finished

[virgothozul]

[cydanite]

"You remember that you are a distinct being with a finite form and a mortal body."

!!SPOILERS for the ending of StP!!

Concept sketch for my interpretation of Slay the Princess’s protagonist. I like the canon vagueness of his design, but I came up with a concept I wanted to explore c:

He has 2 pairs of wings, one on his head and one on his back. The "Narrator", in trapping him, clipped his wings and disguised them as hair and a cloak. Best to not to give any reminder that flying out of the woods is even an option.

The smaller pair wrap around his head like hair, the few remaining primaries folding over each other as bangs. On the “thumb” of the wings are birds feel, decoratively chained together. Don’t be fooled into thinking that chain isn’t meant to hold, though.

The larger pair drapes limply off his shoulders like a cloak. It’s fastened by an X shape. You know the one, when people are lazy with drawing medieval clothing (myself included) we use it as a closure, a formless cross drawstring. You don’t question it when you see it. You wouldn’t suspect it’s two massive metal staples puncturing his flesh.

He can’t see his wings for what they are, so he doesn't feel through them. Not until he can manage to remember...

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(also i wrote a snippet hehe)

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The Narrator: The pain is threefold.

First comes stiffness, an ancient ache creeping in from the edge of your perception.

Awareness of this newfound sensation latches on to your mind and pulls, quickly fracturing into a sprawling map of new body parts.

It’s your hair. It hurts, in ways hair shouldn't be able to hurt. Every fiber protests against you despite being just hair mere moments ago.

The fabric of your cloak betrays you as well. You're inescapably aware of the space you now take up. New, itching, uncomfortable, ugly sensations form all down your back.

Voice of the Hero: It's like we just regained blood circulation there. We're being stabbed a thousand times over.

The Narrator: It doesn't end there. Injuries that previously gone unnoticed now make themselves known. You recall running sharp fingers through your hair. Only now can you feel the dried blood. You would've taken better care of that cloak if you'd known it was made up of you.

Voice of the Hero: But what's happening to us?

The Narrator: The web of pain maps out its shape. Two pairs of feathered wings become part of your body once again.

Voice of the Hero: 'Once again'... having wings makes sense, I suppose. But how could we have forgotten this? It seems so inescapable now.

The Narrator: But as you go to reign motor over your limbs once again, the third pain rears it’s ugly head… cold, harsh metal digs into your flesh.

It pins your limbs in their poses. A tiny set of cuffs pull small wings taught around the circumference of your head.

The closure of your "cape" is two enormous staples, staked through your flesh and clamped down hard. There's no blood here, the wound long since healed.

...Who or whatever did this to you, it was never intended to be removed.

Voice of the Hero: Maybe we should keep more vigilant in the future. If we can't trust our own body... I don't want to think about it more than we have to.

[shannonsketches]

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

[skrunksthatwunk]

other half

redraw screenshots taken from this post i made a while back ignore that i forgot to actually link it for like an entire day

[pyyl0n]

the author of this tweet is not who you expect...

based on one of my favorite images:

[tomboyyyaoi]

[rakkuntoast]

said this on birdapp earlier cuz I've seen it but if you're planning to redesign Tallulah for the love of god don't take away her curly hair. you can separate her from that man if you change the beanie and sweater (even so people draw more the mushroom hat and the sweater depends on the artist) but her curly hair is part of her identity <- read her admin saying that short and curly hair is canon for Tallulah

that man doesn't own curly hair, his isn't that curly to be honest. not to the extent people draw Tallulah's hair anyway, she's also like one of the few eggs that is constantly drawn with curly hair

I could go on a tangent on how curly haired people (me included btw) struggle with self image and how it always end up with permanently straightening the hair but I feel like it's a conversation for another moment

but yeah the main point is please don't take away her main traits, same goes for her being mexican and having hearing aids

[solsticesailor]

You guys get 3 guesses as to who my favorite character currently is

Purple lizard drawn by my best friend @/d-d-destroya !! Check out his art it's so cool

[conchilious]

🧥

I like to think that Yuuhime borrows Tang Xuan's jacket randomly and everytime he sees her in it he has to admire her 🙏

[polaroidcats]

i was gonna pitch shrek to you for the disney marauders au’s and then remembered that shrek is in fact dreamworks and not disney

but like remus as fiona, cursed to turn into a “monster” and locked away in isolation by well meaning parents who only hope to find a cure. and sirius as shrek who is outcast by society and has grown jaded and withdrawn from this (who also doesn’t have any family and appears to be exiled from ogre communities since he’s the only one for seemingly miles around)

plus you have jily as donkey and dragon (the babies look like james and have lily’s wings!!)

(so ig im pitching it to you anyway)

NO PLEASE I LOVE IT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FANDOM NEEDS A SHREK AU IT'S SERIOUSLY SO PERFEKT I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU SAID!!!! I've been thinking abt Shririus all day so I had to make a little collage:

and I'm tagging my fellow Shririus enthusiasts, @lynxindisguise who had very similar shrarauders thoughts as you and @hiddenmoonbeam who dreams of drawing Shririus, hottest dyke in the swamp, with his beautiful black hair! 💚💚💚