#idk what my sister ate but she always eats a lot when she's out with her friend so im ok :p

[mxxnkirby]

hi hi hi again! in a very pinkcore/cutcore mood after working on my sakura webgarden ^-^!!!

i ate a twix(50) a nice girl in class gave me and for dinner i drank starbucks coffee(300) and ate pasta(310)!!

total -> 660

[kaddyssammlung]

Let me think...I have to hide this one. I will bring up: EDed eating, a friend of mine and her sister (csa implied) and even more ED stuff

It's my grandmother's birthday today. We had a family gathering. I had no idea who would show up. Turns out that so many showed up that we had trouble seating everyone.

It went fine. We had a lot of fun. Everyone was in a good mood. It really helps when my brother, sister-in-law and also my little niece show up because looking at a baby makes everyone happy. She was all smiles.

Seeing so many relatives at once is still weird. Stuff like that always makes me feel really weird. I'm totally gone at the moment. I mean dissociated of course.

When I came home I was overwhelmed and instead just dealing with that I just ate and ate and ate and ate. I'm always impressed by the amounts of food that I can eat. Idk what it is. I guess it sucks that this still happens?! I mean dissociation. I do think sometimes things like: does this ever stop?! But it got a lot better. Everything is getting a lot better.

Anyway.

Well...the reason for all my stupid tw warnings. I just looked at someones status picture from WhatsApp. It's a friend of mine or former friend or friend from back when we were in school. Something like that. She has a twin sister. Her brother did awful things to them. I assume to both of them?! I know from that friend that he did awful things to her but I'm not sure if he did that to her sister also.

Her sister is a bit like me. An alcoholic and also very visibly struggling with anorexia for a long time now. The past two years or so she looked a lot better. Of course I know that just because you gain weight that this does not mean that your ED is over. Many assume that. I understand that but I know from my own experience that this is not the case.

It was their birthday two days ago and it seems like had some sort of family gathering also. She uploaded a status picture with her and her Eded twin sister. I have never seen her this emaciated. Thin does not describe it. She is emaciated.

I wish I could do something. But I know that I can't. Yes in many ways we are alike but I also know that if you don't want to work on yourself and get better then nothing will change.

I was just a little shocked seeing her like that. But I fully understand.

[molsno]

@transellyy tagged me in a reddit refugee thing even though neither of us are reddit refugees but I'll do it for her. :3 besides it's basically just 20 random questions anyway

Name? vivi!

Pronouns and gender? she/it, of course I consider myself a trans woman but to be more specific I'm like a boygirlthing

Sexuality? ace lesbian :3

Country? usa

Top 5 fandoms? otherside picnic, zero escape, erm... I don't really do fandoms but those are the only big ones for me I guess

What is your Most forbidden snack? if I wanted to eat something I shrimply would

Would you pet a bug? 😨 not a chance, if I see a bug I scream and run away

Share a weird fact/story about yourself with the class. there's a ghost that lives in my head that tends to come out when I listen to music. I've felt its presence for several years but I wasn't really consciously aware of it until... I dunno, around last october or so?

What does the color blue taste like? blue raspberry slushies, my favorite flavor :3

What is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? my gf hehe 🥰

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done? generally I'm a pretty cautious person. but the stupidest thing I've ever done was deny myself the ability to love trans women. it genuinely caused me years of anguish and self hatred

Stupidest thing you've seen/heard someone else do/say? that's a tough call with how often people try to get into stupid arguments with me on here. but probably the most ridiculous was the trans guy who was such a transmisogynist he invented the terms ATA and ATE, which stand for anti transmasculinity affected and anti transmasculinity exempt. barring that, probably the time my sister said she doesn't think anything that happened before the 1800s was real

Hyperfixation song? it changes fairly often but I think my most recent hyperfixation song is laura les - haunted. I'm not really a geccer but a friend linked me this song and I fell in love with it instantly

Is there any meaning behind your profile picture and/or username? my profile picture is my oc, asuka tachibana. small snippet of her personality description: "Asuka is a rude, egotistical person. She looks down on and belittles nearly everyone she comes into contact with, especially men, often for very petty and superficial reasons. Its massive ego is often undermined by an incredibly short fuse. When people snap back at its rude quips or otherwise threaten its superiority, it gets easily riled up, and will fight back until it wins." I've had the same username for like a decade and it's a shortened version of moltensnow, which I made up when I was like 11 because I loved the freezyflame galaxy in super mario galaxy

Dream career as a child? game developer

Dream career as an adult? game developer... but idk, lately I've been thinking a lot about what I want to do. I don't really have a definitive answer

Thoughts on cilantro? never had it

Have you ever been banned from a location and if so, why? nah

What is your cursed food combination? for some reason my mom always made spaghettios whenever she made tacos and now I still do that to this day

Trans rights? NO!!!! 😡 just kidding can you imagine

I shall tag @bubblegumpumpkin @mothgirlyuri @iavenjqasdf @vivi266 @theghostiedyke

[purplesurveys]

1853

Do you like coffee? Yes. Need it everyday. No coffee no braincells no work done hahah.

Do your eyes ever twitch? They don't.

Do you get excited when you get something in the mail that isn’t a bill? Of course it's exciting when stuff I order arrives. But it also depends, because I'm not always buying things and sometimes I'm just receiving stuff for my parents or sister haha.

What was the last thing you wrote by hand? Just my signature for when I picked up the book I pre-ordered from the local bookstore.

Why did you last feel exhausted? Tuesday last week. The Sunday before that I had 10 AM-6 PM event, immediately the following day I had a 5 PM-1 AM event...by Tuesday I was beat and felt a fever coming in. Thankfully it didn't last long and I powered through the rest of the week like a motherfucker.

Have you ever used emotional blackmail to get your own way? Sure.

Has anybody ever used emotional blackmail on you? Sure.

Assuming you have any, is your hair soft today? No.

Who did you last worry about and why? The dogs, because of the weather. I'm constantly worrying they might get heat stroke so now I always give them ice cubes and have the living room aircon turned on, even if it's only them downstairs.

When are you next at work? If you mean at the office, Thursday.

Do you enjoy your work? It's a lot more tolerable ever since I was able to negotiate to be set free from the one account that was serving as mental torment for me. I dare say I'm a lot happier now that it's gone from my professional life.

Are you currently looking for a new place to live? Not really. I'm weighing options and hearing out opinions here and there, but given that I have no urgent need to have my own place yet, I haven't reached a point where I've done ocular visits.

When was the last time you ate/drank something gross just to be polite? Can't remember. I'd eat everything except for fruits lol.

Can you see any toys from where you’re sat? I have a massive Koya stuffed toy right in front of me - it was a gift from my sister for my birthday.

Last time you heard a growl, who or what did it come from? A couple of hours ago, from Cooper. He always lets out these playful growls whenever we play catch since he's always so impatient to get the damn toy in his mouth haha.

Does it bother you when you forget something that you should know? Sure.

What was the last thing you put off doing? Proofreading a script a teammate wrote. She did say she doesn't need feedback til tomorrow afternoon, but given that I like to do things as quickly as possible I'd still count it as being put off.

When did you last make up a baby’s bottle? Never.

What was the last thing you cooked? Idk the last thing I cooked but the last thing I ordered was a box of donuts and toasted siopao.

Do you eat your dinner at a dining table, coffee table or just off your lap? It varies. I'd eat anywhere at home.

When did you last see the sea? Last month when we visited Leah's beachside house for a team outing.

Which would you prefer as a view; mountains or the sea? Sea.

Do you have a mouse for your laptop? (Assuming you have a laptop) Nope.

Do you apologise a lot? Sure, especially at work.

Do you have any framed black & white photos in your home? Who are they of? No, they're all colored.

[elizabethplaid]

daily notes - april 17, 2024

Idk how y'all deal with how compact everything is on tumblr's mobile site. I just tried it for the first time, and it felt cramped. I'm also fussy about change, so it's more about my hang-ups than something actually being wrong.

Languid, lounging day. Bedroom window was open, so I stayed in bed for an extra few hours, playing on my phone. (Took meds and ate before going to bed this morning, so I am still being mildly responsible.) Moscow was in the window, enjoying the view. The neighborhood livestock made a lot of sounds today, mostly some lamb or kid lamenting frequently. Donkey has been heard but not much today.

Sinuses are draining again, as "seasonal sneezonals" come 'round. I've mentioned being careful about blowing my nose, with the dried stuff being mixed with scabs. Somehow, I loosened something deeper today. Not a bleeder that couldn't be stopped (what I usually call a nosebleed), but certainly bloody and raw from inside my sinuses. If it's not dripping onto my face, I don't usually worry about it.

Dad made something with strong herbs tonight. Not gross or burning like his usual "bad smell" dishes. (Mexican and Indian spices are too strong for my nose. I take a calculated risk with my taquito indulgences, where it smells stronger than it tastes.) Probably some sort of Italian ravioli thing; I didn't look at the package. I'd probably eat it on another occasion. I'm just sensitive tonight.

My sister called, and it seems my younger nephew is graduating high school this year. Dad is thinking about going out to see everyone, but he planned for me to stay behind. The idea of a cross-country trip didn't seem ~as~ scary as it has in the past, but I know I'm not chill enough for my sister's family's chaos. They're wild and loud, and there's a lot of people. Besides, it's my nephew's time to shine; I need a more chill atmosphere.

Speaking of, I talked with LL-K some more about her wedding plans. We talked about snacks and some accommodations. I mentioned preferring not to touch my food when I eat, or needing to wipe my hands and how I wash my hands to self-soothe. "Elizabeth, I would obviously let you in the house to wash your hands!" she said, seeing how I was starting to spiral. I also had to ramble about bananas for a bit, because I just really love them.

I'm also really grateful her older brother is neurodivergent. She's already planned some things with him in mind, and she's said I've helped her gain better insight. It's always good to feel valued. <3

[inspiredhearts]

IBP Pampanga Induction of Board of Officers and Directors and Oath-taking of New Members

The title was a mouthful but it's the name of the event so, yeah.

This event happened last July 28, 2023, at Grand Palazzo Royale.

Dad and I went there but we were late because of the heavy traffic caused by the heavy rains in the afternoon. The event was supposed to start at 5PM but when we got there at around 7 PM-ish, it still hasn't started because there were a lot of people who were also late.

It was my first time at Grand Palazzo Royale and boy was it beautiful. The parking spaces though were on land - not cemented, so imagine how it is during the rainy season. Good thing that when we got there it wasn't raining that hard but yeah.

So when I was outside waiting for my dad because he was talking to someone on the phone, I already saw my friends and got to chat with them for a bit. There was also this registration booth so we registered there first and my dad and I learned that we're not seated at the same table because I'm a new member and the new members are grouped together at different tables.

I was given this certificate-like thingy which has the oath, and a commemorative mug.

I was at table number 17, my dad was at table number 2. When I got to table number 17, there were people seated there already. We introduced ourselves and I was about to sit there but I saw my friends - Doc Che and Polly - at table 18 and they called me and we chatted and they told me to just stay there, and so I stayed.

The program started after a few minutes with a lot of speeches from different people. After that, we ate already. The food was okay, it was not the best but it was good.

Oh, before we ate, Jewel saw us and Polly told her to get me some frozen margarita because I want some and she got me one hehehehe. The bar by that time was still not open but, I guess it already was? I don't really know hahahaha.

Jewel loves me so much my God. More about her later.

So when we were getting food I looked for my dad and assisted him and all so I didn't get to eat immediately. I ate a lot though. And brought home some brownies and caramel bars for my sisters with the help of my trusty tissue paper hahaha.

After eating, it was the oath-taking so we did that. The program still went on with speeches but we went outside and chatted and all that. Oh, Mharvic was also there at our table and we also chatted near the mobile bar and all that.

Wait I forgot to mention this. So after the oath-taking, the officers and old lawyers went to us and congratulated us, and Jewel congratulated us as well. Doc Che was in front of me and she gave her a handshake, but when J saw me, she told me that "ay, sayo dapat hug" so we hugged tightly. Then I told her that I'll finally introduce her to my dad and it was just fun. Jewel was so nice and I kinda opened up to her when she asked me what I'm doing and all that, and she told me, sincerely, to just hit her up whenever I want to talk or ask questions. That she's there for me always.

So when we were hanging out outside with the mobile bar in sight, I told my dad that I'll get some drinks. He also wanted to drink one but there was no option for a no-sugar drink so he just let me choose my drink. I chose the strawberry daiquiri. It looked really pretty, but it was not that good because it has more alcohol hahaha. The frozen margarita was perfect.

So while my dad went to the toilet, Sab, Jec, and Nowie went out as well and we took a picture and we chatted for a bit and what the fuck my oversharing self opened up to them too HAHAHAHA. Told them I'm afraid and all that and THEY DIDN'T JUDGE ME. AT ALL. Jec even helped me, gave tips and advice. It was so so so so fucking nice. He also told me that if I need anything, I can just hit him up. I swear to God I was so happy that night.

Sab also introduced me to her boss, who also knows my dad, and her boss jokingly told me to work for them HAHAHA. I don't know, it's just. Nah, IDK. It was fun though.

What else? Oh, Doc Che, Mharvic, and I took pictures at the photobooth. It was sad that it was already closed when my dad and I went there so we didn't have a picture together.

I was also talking to Mharvic when we were drinking near the bar and told him that it seems like yesterday when we were just hanging out, drinking after class almost every night. That was a long time ago and truly, I cherish those moments when I was not my old self because those were experiences that I won't likely be able to experience now that I'm old and boring and just want to play safe hahahaha.

Before going home, I went at Cioccolo and bought my sisters this cheesecake which is this Crème Brûlée which is so good. Also expensive because it's 210 pesos per slice and I bought them one slice each and didn't buy anything for myself because it looked heavy and I might not finish it all. It was worth it though because it's a loooot.

Then I went to my car and went to the entrance because dad's waiting for me there and we went home.

It was a really fun night where I didn't feel awkward at all. If I may say so, I felt famous because I knew a lot of people there.

I'm still unemployed though so there's that. And the magic from that night is almost gone hahaha. That's why I tried to write this now before I forget a lot of details. Hopefully I did justice to the event and my feelings by the way I told my story. I suck at writing already so I apologize. I just really wanted to write about it so that I can look back at it in a few years, just like what I do with my past entries.

[emawinslow]

good morning ladies it is 6am and I spent the entire night awake and I’ll explain why under the cut bc I am gonna vent abt my health issues again and I’m gonna talk about vomit and all my stomach and eating issues as of late so just be aware of that. and this is all like a massive tmi but none of you are real so it’s okay

okay yeah so basically last night I had avocado toast for dinner which I’ve never had before and it was really good and that’s actually not relevant I just wanted to tell you guys. also not relevant but I was listening to tower of nero while I did that and I can’t believe how much I actually care about this series now. the lester effect I guess I’ll talk about that in a post once I finish the series

anyways I was still hungry after the toast so I ate some leftover gas station jojos from the day before and you’re probably like “carmen ofc you felt sick again last night you ate fucking gas station jojos” and yeah maybe I did and it’s not exactly the smartest decision but I also ate them two desperate times the day before so idk why this time would be any different since it hasn’t even been 2 days since I bought them. but yeah halfway though eating those (and watching my ethanimale video🫶) I started to not feel great so I was like fuck it I’ll go to bed. and I was sooooo excited to go to bed bc I was exhausted and since I’m home alone I was (tmi) gonna sleep naked bc I’ve never slept naked and it sounds fun as hell. and I’m sure it would have been if my stomach wasn’t doing backflips the whole time and despite the fact that I Just Fuckig Ate I was very noticeably hungry. I tried to fall asleep and ended up just doing that half in and out of consciousness thing that was going on last time I was sick like this. without the hallucination stress nightmares this time. except every time my stomach did a flip big enough to wake me up, I did in fact have to go to the bathroom to shit. and guys this is gross but I truly have no idea how I was able to shit so much like i took at least five full sized shits and I’m not even constipated or anything like WHERE did it all come from. every time I got up I was legit flabbergasted. anyways. I ate half a fig bar to try and get some more food in my system and finally put on some clothes and did what I know always helps when I’m sick: lay on the living room couch.

side note shoutout to my sister for insisting hat this couch was so soft and comfy that we Needed to buy it and the matching chair despite the fact that we didn’t need new living room furniture. we absolutely did and she’s the mvp of my life for that.

so yeah I was finally able to get some sleep out here on the couch and I still wasn’t feeling Great but I was able to actually sleep which is a testament to the power of this couch. and it was fine I was waking up to piss like eve Rey half hour big I’ve been driving a lot of water since it’s the only thing I can stomach and I was getting up to shit every half hour before so what does it matter. and it was all fine I could handle this until I needed to wake up for work (whether I’m going idk) but then I won’t up and I was like “yeah I’m definitely gonna throw up” so I threw up. and like here’s where it’s weird. like first of all it was a Lot of water considering how much I’ve been pissing out every 30 minutes for the whole night. second of all I threw up carrots which I haven’t had since wednesday night and god could they possibly still be in my stomach considering how much shitting I’ve done this morning. very weird.

but yeah I feel a bit better now and I tried to call my mom but she’s off the grid on a camping trip (boooooo👎) so I texted her instead and it said it went through so hopefully she gets back to me on that. I’m gonna scroll through some posts then try and get back to sleep bc despite how hungry I am right now my persistent lack of appetite is striking again and i don’t think if actually be able to eat anything right now. god bless.

[cinna-monroe]

im almost totally convinced that yesterday was a fever dream so i've decided to write it all down to make sure i'm not insane.

my little brother (L, 14) has this friend (A, 14). It was A's birthday. A thought it would be hilarious to have a Barbie - themed birthday party. A's older brother is my age (T, 16) and so A invited my friend B and me as well, and one of A's younger brothers is my little sister's age (Y, 12) so she was also invited.... um anyway.

We went over early to help out cuz our families are friends yk? I walk in to see this rope of Barbie Tinsel work in progress. Just a string of barbies tied at the waist???? OK? A lot of pink balloons.

I went upstairs and T was in a little pink maid dress (with cat ears, a frilly collar, those thigh strips idk). A was in a sparkly fedora, gray sweatpants and a leopard print suit jacket. L, my brother, was in a blue flowery dress and three randomly placed barrettes in his short hair.

They have 2 TVs and 2 X-boxes in their shared room, so A and L played Halo while me, T and B watched markiplier and memes. I DON'T KNOW WHERE T GETS HIS MEMES BUT THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST CLIPS KNOWN TO MANKIND.

When everyone arrived, their mom and my mom held up the now-finished Barbie-Tinsel outside... all of the Barbies had donuts on each foot. They held it up like a limbo and had each kid come up individually and kneel with their hands behind their backs and eat the donuts off the barbie feet. "YAY WE GET TO SUCK TOES" "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SUCK TOES" "WE'RE SUCKING TOES" yeah this was a bad idea.

T was still in his maid dress with thigh high white stockings so he couldn't kneel but he still sucked barbie toe donut feet. It may or may not have scarred me for life. I also ended up sucking barbie toe donut feet. Not my proudest moment. It is on video and can never be taken back. I blame the fact that I had just drank a lukewarm "radioactive lemonade" flavored G-Fuel from some random IT guy from my college who had given it to me for free. I looked like a crack addict because of the powder all over my face by the way.

My little sister Y asked everyone "how was your toe-sucking experience?"

child one: ten out of ten would do again

child two: it was great but men's are better

child three: i highly enjoyed sucking women's feet

and so on.

The next activity was coloring. They had a HUGE Barbie poster coloring page that they all worked on collectively, and it got GRAPHIC. I wasn't over there for that part, but I heard all of the "hail h*tler" and saw some n*zi salutes. They came back with a naked Barbie with a h*tler mustache and they had drawn on her privates to make them further vulgar.... They tied a rope around her neck and the other end to the fan, turned it on. There's a video of the naked n*zi barbie spinning around by the fan and them in a circle jumping to hit themselves in the face with it. At the end of the video they chase down the shortest of the kids and scream "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!" as they carry him to get him to get hit in the face with the naked n*zi barbie.

um.

T (the dude in the maid dress) at some point grabbed some balloons and shoved them down his shirt to make himself breasts so the rest of the boys copied him. They grabbed at each other's balloon chest thingies. Idk. After that I went with my mom to pick up the pizza.... when i got back they were playing basketball and making the most offensive jokes ever - racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and vulgar jokes.

i ate pizza and cake and then my mom took me and B home. We were pretty silent on the way home and I feel really bad for dropping her off at her house with all of that to unpack, but she has a therapist.

dang idk what happened

how do i TW this???

[andromachos]

Things she has done, in no particular order:

She has a thing for eating sweet things but like specifically those that aren't hers and "for mysterious reasons" specifically when they're gifted to someone else

Did a whole scene when my sister (circa 8 years old) told her to give her back candy she got on her birthday

Never again gave back anything she ate including her son's chocolates gifted by his gf or his birthday cake

The birthday cake she didn't even make because she didn't want to celebrate a birthday for his son last year. My mom made the cake btw because she didn't even want to do it

Constantly "forgets" her wallet when going out to eat

On holidays she wasn't helping with chores other than washing dishes. She also didn't pay anything. Mom got so mad she went out to eat out by herself. Next morning when they had to leave this woman had eaten everything that was suitable for breakfast and only left a burger and a salad. At 7am. She didn't even say anything or offer to buy like, bread or anything

When my mom took a break talking for her because she sucks, this woman sent her messages blaming *my mom* for getting new friends and thus why my mom was so cold towards her

always has a cruel commentary at hand and acts surprised if you point it out

Constantly criticizes and babies her son in public

believes in oedipus complex and explained thats why her son is uncomfortable around her

One time grabbed me by the shoulders and shaked me while yelling that i was very dishonest. Because she kept asking me things and i said "no, thank you" too many times i guess. I was like 15 and the dv effects were pretty fresh btw so you can imagine how funny it was 🙃. She apologized when i cried and tried to pass it off as a ✨ quirky theatre thing✨ she does

Drove like crazy in an empty parking lot because she got into a spiral on how she wasn't good enough, unlike my mom. We, the kids [8-15 aprox] had to convince her that she was good enough of a person to live. Mall guard came in, hand in gun, to see if she was drunk and told her to leave at once. She was sober btw just spinning to idk, symbolize her spiraling? After the threat she calmed down and drove normal

makes her elderly disabled father go to her house to fix things because she's too cheap to hire someone

When she was fired, she made my mom search through her contacts to see if someone would hire her. Rejected most of them for stupid reasons. Managed to be offered a relatively decent job, for someone at 54. Rejected it bc she didn't want to travel on bus "that much" (40 mins). Job would have let her have really good health insurance btw

Begged my mom for a cleaning job "to build experience". Took like a total of 2 hour smoke break each time she came.

Cleans like shit btw, she did nothing in 8 hours. Got angry she wasn't called again anymore after a month of biweekly 4-5hs smoking break "on the clock" when its. Your best friends' house. That you begged to clean

Slutshamed my mom for going on "too many" dates and dressing ~sexy~ to go on aforementioned dates

Told my mom and their friend in common that she was growing desperate for money and would do paid dates in the shadiest way possible. Got offended when they both told her she was an idiot who refused to search for a real job

Stopped all of what little job search she had done because her son found a minimum wage job

These are what i remember. As you can see i don't like this woman

my mom realized her best friend sucks

[gingeraleluke]

hi idk if you are taking requests or not but can you do when vinnie y/n and their friends are skating and y/n got hurt and he takes care of her yk

𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗰𝗲

𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: vinnie hacker x fem!influencer!reader

𝘀𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀: vinnie secretly has a crush on y/n and when she gets hurt, he has a hard time keeping it together.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: swearing, blood/injury, fluff

𝗔/𝗡: sorry this took so long!! i’ve been so busy omg hopefully you like this ❦

◦◦,`°.✽✦✽.◦.✽✦✽.°`,◦◦

“wow, this is crazy!”

you admired the party setup around the skating rink, the green, blue, and purple lights tainting everything with its color. it was your best friend alessia’s birthday, and the theme was everything mermaids. she had been working at disneyland for over a year now, portraying ariel, and her fellow castmates threw her a huge party— three tiered cake and everything.

she told you to bring whoever you want and that once everyone from disney left, you guys could come and have the rink to yourself, knowing how much you hated crowds.

so you asked your two best friends, vinnie and chase, if they wanted to come with you. vinnie had already met alessia and she had always wanted to meet chase, her being a fan and all, so it seemed like the perfect people to come. vinnie asked if jett could come along and you of course said sure.

the four of you walked in and saw alessia stacking paper plates at the party table, wearing an ariel two-piece with a jacket on top. “there you guys are!”

“yeah, sorry about huddy, he wouldn’t leave us alone.” vinnie joked, shoving his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

alessia’s eyes widened as she took in chase’s presence, “oh, trust me, i’m honored to have him.” she smiled and greeted him with a hug.

“you saved us cake, right?” you skipped over to the counter to see one half eaten cake and a brand new one.”

“yup.”

“holy shit, you got two?!” you grabbed a plastic fork and sat on the edge of the counter, vinnie standing behind you and jett and chase sitting across.

“yeah, one was from disney and the other one my sister made.” you heard her say as you dug into the corner of the cake. it was a printed picture of the little mermaid with frosting ribbons on the boarder.

“this is good…vin try it.”

what you didn’t know, is that vinnie was in love with you. he’d go out of his way to make it seem like he thought of you as a sister to hide the fact. no one else knew of his feelings, not even jett. he just didn’t want to admit it incase it destroyed your friendship.

you spun the cake around so vinnie could eat the other corner. “this whole cake is ours right?” you asked, watching alessia nod.

“hell yes— hey!”

“what?” vinnie asked, his mouth full of cake.

“you just ate flounder!”

“what, the fish? my bad..” he raised his eyebrows and smiled before continuing to eat his corner. “this is really good alessia, your sister did a good job.”

“thank you, vincent.” vinnie rolled his eyes at the mention of his full name.

“hey, can we go use the rink?” chase asked, excited.

“yeah! just go get the skates, there’s a bunch in the bin over there.” alessia pointed as she continued to wipe down the table. jett and chase ran off, vinnie still eating the cake as an excuse to stay with you.

“you’re gonna go skate, right?” you looked over at alessia.

“of course i am!”

“have you skated before?” she asked.

“no, i haven’t, but it can’t be that hard.”

“i don’t know, y/n, you’re pretty clumsy…” vinnie warned.

“oh, shut up.” you scoffed.

“i’m serious! you’ve gotta be careful.”

“yes sir, now will you come help me lace up my skates?”

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skating was a lot harder than you expected it to be.

it was almost as if everything was wired oppositely, when she wanted to go forwards, the skates would take her backwards. despite being in a hoodie, she was underdressed for the cold and chills ran up her back. her fingers were numb and frozen-like as she gripped on the railing.

“hey, y/l/n! you frozen over there?!” chase shouted from the middle of the rink. jett must of fell because he was sitting on the ice and vinnie was standing a few feet away from them, all three of them focused on you while alessia was lacing her skates.

“pretty much!” you yelled back, seeing your breath when you spoke.

vinnie skated over to you, stumbling slightly. “hey, you okay?”

“yeah, i’m just fucking freezing..”

“here.” he unzipped his coat and put it over your shoulders. “stick your hands out.”

once he got his jacket on you, he was left in a hoodie. “are you sure you aren’t cold?”

“no, i’m fine. is that better though?”

“yeah, thank you.” your fingers were no longer stuck to the railings and you kept your hands in the jackets pockets for warmth, feeling the fuzzy fabric inside.

“you coming?” vinnie called out, skating towards the center.

“yep!”

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once you got the hang of it, you all were skating around the rink. music played through the speakers and alessia changed the lights so that they changed colors.

chase and alessia really hit it off and were skating, holding hands with one another, while you, jeff, and vinnie were all just doing your own thing.

the feeling was euphoric, the thumping bass of the music and the fluorescent lights made you feel like you were in a coming of age film.

you didn’t notice everyone else start a conversation, jett and vinnie sat on the ice speaking to chase and alessia. you were too into the moment and let your skates take you across the rink, staying by the sides so you wouldn’t crash into anyone.

all of a sudden, you did the wrong motion and your skates were out of your control as you crashed on the ground, using your hands to try and save your fall. you couldn’t comprehend what just happened, but when the wetness from the ice had come into contact with your pants, you felt a strong stinging in your fingers.

you couldn’t contain the gasp that left your lips.

you had accidentally ran over your fingers.

the pain took over and your eyes began to water as you silently cried, holding your fingers and staring at the wound.

vinnie was laughing at something chase had said, when he noticed you sitting in the corner of the rink, staring at the back of your hand. when he noticed how shaky your hand was and how scared you looked, he knew something was wrong. his stomach dropped.

“y/n?” he called, just loud enough for you to hear it over the music. everyone watched as he stood up and skated towards you.

“hey! hey, are you okay?!” you looked up at him, his face hard to see as he towered over you before dropping down on his knees to see your hand. as soon as he saw the blood, his patience shortened.

“hey, HEY! SHE’S HURT, STOP THE MUSIC!” he called out, making everyone frantically skate over while alessia stopped the music.

“can i see your hand?” he asked, his voice was endearing and worried.

you just nodded, pressing both of your lips between your teeth and biting, making them disappear.

there was blood everywhere and vinnie couldn’t tell if she had sliced her fingers off or not. “hey, can you feel this?”

he poked on the tip of your pointer finger and you nodded, causing him to continue with the rest of your finger’s. you broke out sobbing and invulnerability let your head drop against vinnie’s chest. he kept your hand in his, while he used his other hand to sit at the back of your head, letting you cry into him.

“holy shit.” jett muttered.

“go get her some water and towels!” vinnie demanded, watching jett skate off as fast as he could, which wasn’t fast enough.

“should we call an ambulance?!” chase asked.

“no! no, i’m..im fine, it just hurts.” you looked up from vinnie’s chest, his arm still around you.

“i don’t know, love. it looks pretty bad.” vinnie’s tone of voice was so foreign to you. you’d never heard him sound so nervous and the pet name he gave you, brought butterflies to fade quickly into your stomach.

“call 911 just in case!” vinnie answered, looking down at you as you glared at him.

“i’m scared..”

“i know, it’s okay.”

“this is so embarrassing.” you whined.

“y/n it’s fine, i promise. just wait for the medics to come, okay?”

“i got blood all over your hoodie.” you looked over the blotches of blood that covered the grey fabric, matching the blood on your skates and your pants.

“that’s okay, y/n.”

“you’re not gonna leave me right?”

“no. of course not, i’ll stay right here with you, okay? JETT, WHERE IS HER FUCKING WATER AND TOWELS?!” vinnie snapped, leaning forward, away from your ears so he didn’t startle you.

“i’m sorry, i’m coming!” jett called, putting skates on. when vinnie saw that he wasn’t even in skates yet, he huffed.

“fuck it..” he muttered, ripping off his hoodie to use as a towel for you. he had never seen so much blood before.

once the paramedics arrived, they made their way across the ice to see you. a lady was inspecting your hand while a man asked you and vinnie questions relating to your personal health background and the incident.

alessia was leaning against the railing beside the lady, comforting you as you continued to apologize for ruining her birthday.

“y/n, it’s fine! my birthday was yesterday and you didn’t ruin anything!”

“are my fingers gone? i can’t feel anything anymore.”

“don’t worry, sweetheart. your fingers are still here, i think you’ll be just fine.” the lady smiled, trying her best to comfort you.

“here, drink.” vinnie handed you your water and you took a few sips.

“i don’t even know how this happened, i don’t know how i managed to hurt myself..”

“it’s okay,” vinnie stopped you, “it was an accident.” he rubbed your shoulder and kissed the side of your head. “is she gonna need stitches?”

“most definitely. we’ve got to get you off the ice and into the emergency room, okay?” the lady began to help you off of the ground.

“wait! can vinnie and alessia come with me?”

“only one will fit in the ambulance, the other can follow us if they want.”

you saw vinnie and alessia look down at you, waiting for you to decide. you held an arm out at vinnie, “i want you with me.”

“that’s fine.” he put his hand on your shoulder and gave you rub on your back.

“will you be okay, alessia?”

“yeah, me and the guys will follow you to make sure you’re okay.

“can your boyfriend carry you off the ice or do you need me to get a stretcher?” the lady asked.

boyfriend, vinnie thought. the word sending swirls of lovesick throughout the both of your stomachs.

“yeah, i’ve got her.”

when vinnie didn’t correct her, your face heated up. he squared to pick you up, carrying you bridal style across the ice.

throughout the ride to the hospital, his hand never left yours and he was by your side until you were ready to go, stitches through your fingers.

and that is how you realized you loved him.

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@radioblah-blah @sofslander

[wroetospotterwp]

death eater x harry???? oR SOMEONE ELSE IDK AH

Dark Red

Pairing ✨: Harry Potter x Death Eater!Reader (Fem!) (also implies that reader isn’t in gryffindor n also set during OOTP)

Summary 💓: Y/N has been forced by her parents to follow in their footsteps and join the death eaters, it doesn’t help that her boyfriend is Harry Potter.

Word Count 🖊: 2,613

A/N 🗣: FIRST REQUEST FROM THE LEGEND HERSELF 🤌🤌 she first sent me an edit on tiktok and she was like idea, so we’ve went for it, also first song imagine! all the lyrics i’ll be using will be in italics but i’ve had to change pronouns to fit harry :)

Warnings ⚠️: swearing and made my heart ache a little, manipulation

Requested? 📮: yes! :)

Masterlist

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The rain was pelting hard against the window in Y/N’s dorm, the loudness of the rain drops smashing against the glass had awoken the girl from her slumber. She sat up from bed and leaned against her headboard.

Rubbing her eyes, Y/N adjusted to the dim lighting in the room. Everything in her life was just perfect, her grades were good, she had lots of friends, and last but most definitely not least there was Harry.

They had been dating for over a year now and Y/N could see it lasting, what she felt with Harry was something so indescribable, but it made her so happy. The two of them distracted each other from their lives. Y/N helped him take his mind off He Who Must Not Be Named, and he distracted her from her parents.

Her parents did not approve of their relationship, and Y/N knew it probably had something to do with the fact they secretly supported Voldemort. But she hadn’t ever told him that, for the matter she hadn’t told many peoples.

Y/N was staring at the top of her bed, her stomach beginning to turn. This usually happened when she got a bad feeling. Y/N focused on trying to figure out what might happen, fail a test? Have an argument with someone?

Y/N thoughts were going fifty miles an hour that she didn’t hear her friend wake up next to her. “You look deep in thought.” She joked, Y/N turning to face her. “What’s the matter?” Her friend questioned.

Y/N let out a sigh. “Something bad is about to happen to me.” She mumbled, knowing how ridiculous it might have sounded.

“You’ve been listening to Trelawney too much.” Her friend brushed off with a smile, but it slowly dropped when she saw Y/N’s expression. “Come on Y/N, what could possible happen?”

“I don’t know what, but I feel it coming.” Y/N voiced her thoughts to her friend.

“Let’s do something to take your mind off this.” Her friend suggested. Y/N thought that be the best. Normally when she didn’t feel great, if she did something else to busy herself, the thought usually disappeared.

“Where are you planning to take me?” Y/N questioned, she got out of bed and collected her clothes that she would put on.

“I need to go down to Owlery, I promised to send my sister something from Zonko’s.” Her friend informed her, going into the toilet to get dressed.

Y/N decided to just get dressed in the dorm, the other three girls were fast asleep so she felt comfortable changing. The two girls them left the dormitory once they were ready and headed out their common room.

There wasn’t many students around the castle yet, but this was around the time many of them would be waking up. Many would wake up so thankful it was finally the weekend and they could have some sort of freedom.

Umbridge’s rule over the school was making many reach breaking point, there were new rules almost every day and it was completely turning Hogwarts into a prison. They weren’t allowed to do anything, couldn’t act like normal teenagers, she was determined to make everyone prim, proper and to not challenge the Ministry.

There only hope was Dumbledore’s Army, the only freedom they had. But Marietta Edgecombe had ratted them out, and they were all severely punished. Y/N felt sorry for Harry, it was all going so well and once they were caught, he blamed himself. Y/N tried to reassure her boyfriend that it wasn’t his fault, but she couldn’t get through to him.

In fact, the two of them hadn’t really spoken since Umbridge began giving them punishments, Harry was isolating himself and kept his distance. Y/N was missing him but sometimes he did this, so she decided to let him have a moment to himself and then he would be back to normal.

The girls eventually reached the Owlery, Y/N’s friend immediately heading to find her owl so she could send the products from Zonko to her sister. Y/N looked around at the different owls, but one caught her eye.

It was her parent’s owl. And it had a letter tied around their talon. Y/N untied the letter, about to read it until her friend appeared behind her.

“Has Y/N got a love note from Potter?” Her friend teased her.

“Parents owl.” Y/N informed her friend, who raised both brows. Y/N’s parents hadn’t really kept in contact with her much when she was at Hogwarts, so receiving a letter was unusual.

“What did they say?” Her friend questioned.

“I’m not sure, I haven’t read it yet.” Y/N replied, laughing slightly as she thought of something. “Might be so sad, might leave my nose running.”

“If it’s just to bring you down, ignore them.” Her friend reminded her, her arm wrapping around Y/N’s shoulder. “Let’s head back up, I’m starving.”

Y/N agreed, the two girls heading up the castle for breakfast. They entered the Great Hall and were about to sit at their own house table before Hermione waved them over.

“What’s that?” Hermione questioned immediately as they sat down in front of her, the girl’s two best friends were nowhere to be seen, but not unusual for them to be late for breakfast.

“Nosy are we, Hermione?” Y/N’s friend joked, Hermione playfully shrugged it off.

“It’s a letter from my parents.” Y/N told her, placing the unread letter onto the table.

“Oh.” Hermione mumbled, most people knew what Y/N’s parents were like, she had either told them or heard Harry’s complaints about they didn’t approve of him and the relationship. “Is everything alright?”

“I haven’t read it yet. I will after I have something to eat.” Y/N replied, scanning the table to try and find something to eat. “Where’s the toast?” Her friend reaching and grabbing a piece of toast for Y/N.

The three girls just quietly ate breakfast for a while and enjoyed each other’s company, Ron tiredly stumbled towards them. “Nice of you to finally join us Ronald.” Hermione greeted as he sat down beside her.

“Hermione, I was exhausted.” Ron huffed, grabbing as much food as he could onto his plate, he always acted like he barely eats.

“You always are.” Hermione mumbled under her breath, going back to eating some porridge.

“Where’s Harry?” Y/N blurted out, poor Ron had been harassed by her since Harry started to isolate himself. Ron most definitely knew more than she did.

“Still getting ready, mate.” Ron spoke with his mouth full, Hermione pulling a face and scoffing. “I think he’s alright today, you know, I’d have a chat with him today.” He suggested.

“Thanks Ron.” Y/N smiled, finishing what she was having. Her eyes caught the letter again, she really didn’t want to open it but she was also desperate to find out what they want. With a quiet sigh, she picked up the letter and began to read it.

Dear Y/N,

We hope you are well at Hogwarts, Umbridge seems to finally be turning that school around for the better, I’m sure you’d agree.

Well you would have when you were younger.

We miss our old Y/N, always following the rules and in our footsteps. But every since you started to attend Hogwarts with that daft old man as your head teacher, you changed.

And of course that boyfriend of yours didn’t help either, just like his father, always in trouble. Poor Lily should’ve saved herself.

As you know, the Dark Lord is back. You know how we always felt towards him, but we fear he will target us because of your choices. Many have heard he won’t accept us, because of your closeness to Potter.

He may come after us Y/N, we need you back on our side. Otherwise we’re all dead, you don’t want Potter finding out you’ve been killed by him? He can’t lose another loved one to the Dark Lord.

Write back to us as soon as you can, we can guide you along the way.

All the best,

Mum and Dad.

Y/N eyes began to well up, she knew that feeling from this morning meant something, but for it to be this bad? How on earth she was meant to tell Harry this? “Everything alright?” Her friend put a hand Y/N’s shoulder, the latter had completely forgot where she was at the moment.

“I need to go.” Y/N informed them, quickly jumping up from the bench.

“What did they say to you?” Hermione questioned, but Y/N didn’t answer her. The girl made her way from the hall, eyes trained on the floor to avoid any eye contact from her friends. But that made it difficult to watch where she was going.

Y/N crashed right into someone. “I’m sorry.” She quickly apologised as she refused to look up, she just wanted to go back into her dorm room.

“Y/N?” A voice she could instantly recognise.

“I can’t talk right now, Harry.” Y/N rushed past him, she needed to think what she was going to tell him, if she was going to tell him.

“I just hope he don’t want to leave me.” She mumbled to herself.

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It had been a few weeks and Y/N hadn’t said a word to anybody, her and Harry had completely switched places. She was the one isolating herself, trying to decide what to do. Ignore what her parents said, stay with her boyfriend and friends and hope to God nothing happens to them. Or risk listening to her parents, and possibly lose her relationships at Hogwarts?

She had been exchanging letters between her parents in the meantime to see what she needed to do, and it seemed to be to just join them at the Ministry, which didn’t seem so bad. Her parents worked high up for the Ministry anyway, so as long as they gave her permission to leave, Umbridge would let her.

Y/N had pretended to stay asleep until the rest of her dorm mates left, including her friend, before eventually getting up. The feeling in her chest was back from before, the one she got before her parents letter. “Something bad is about to happen to me.” She sadly mumbled, even the weather had mirrored her emotions, it was a dreary day, grey skies and gloom surrounded the castle.

Y/N fidgeted with her hands as she thought what would happen, anxiety fuelling her veins. “Why I feel this way? I don’t know…” She took a deep breath. “Maybe-“

The dorm door opened and revealed Y/N’s friend. “What the fuck is going with you?” She demanded. “What did they say to you to make you like this?”

“It’s complicated.” Y/N brushed off, should she tell her? She did tell her friend everything and maybe it would be good to have some advice.

After some deep breaths and forcing tears to stop falling, Y/N confessed to her friend everything. By the end of it, her friend was in complete shock, face contorting from confusing, to anger, to annoyance.

“And I just don’t know what to do about Harry.” Y/N sadly mumbled. “I think of him so much it drives me crazy.”

“Y/N, this is bad.” Her friend managed to stammer out.

“I just don’t want him to leave me.” Y/N cried, finally allowing the tears to fall.

“Don’t be ridiculous, Y/N.” Her friend snapped. “Of course he will. Joining the people who support the being who killed his parents?” She raised a brow. “I’d definitely forgive you.” Sarcastically she finished.

“But he knows what my parents are like.” Y/N countered.

“I don’t think he’ll care.” Her friend pointed out, deep down Y/N knew the same, Harry would be extremely hurt by this. “How the fuck are you gonna get out this?”

“I don’t know.” Y/N shrugged. “You Know Who will kill them if I don’t help them.”

“Are you forgetting who your boyfriend is?” Her friend raised a brow.

Oh yeah, it would be completely fair on Harry to force him to protect her family. “Like he’s gonna show mercy.” Y/N huffed. “Harry was with Cedric and look what happened, he wants Harry and to just kill who gets in his way.”

It was silent for a moment, neither of them knew what to say. “What are you gonna tell him?” Her friend quietly spoke up, Y/N didn’t say anything. Her friend’s mouth fell open and eyes widened at Y/N’s lack of an answer. “You need to tell him.”

“And say what?! Sorry, I need to go help my Death Eater parents and probably do something for You Know Who.” Y/N snapped.

“I don’t know how to help you.” Her friend awkwardly mumbled.

Y/N knew she couldn’t. She was now trapped with no escape.

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Y/N was at the Ministry with her parents, she still had no idea what they were doing or why they needed her, but it wasn’t as bad as she thought. The family got into an elevator and started to head down a few floors.

“Now, whatever you do, don’t talk.” Her mum warned her before the elevator stopped, the girl nodded and they walked out as the doors opened. Y/N could see Draco Malfoy’s father and another woman with curly black hair.

“Did it work?” Y/N’s father asked Lucius.

“I believe so.” Lucius replied, nobody really taking notice to Y/N.

“I can’t wait to meet him.” The black haired woman cackled.

“Now, now, Bellatrix. We have to leave him for the Dark Lord.” Lucius reminded her, the woman huffing dramatically. Y/N’s eyes widened, oh how she was praying they weren’t taking about Harry.

Please don’t be talking about Harry.

“What if he’s fine?” Y/N thought to herself. “It’s my mind that’s wrong. And I just let bad thoughts linger for far too long.”

“We’re going in. Have your wand ready.” Her dad whispered to her. They walked through a door with a handle in the middle into a huge room filled with crystal balls. She couldn’t study them for long before being dragged into the darkness.

The door had opened again a few minutes later, but Y/N couldn’t see who had walked in, only dragged by her parents deeper into the room.

“They should be here!” Harry’s voice was heard, Y/N’s heart dropping to her stomach. Why did he have to come here?

“Harry? It’s got your name on it.” Neville informed him.

“Follow Lucius.” Her mum whispered in her ear, Y/N reluctantly following him, who was now wearing a Death Eater mask.

“Harry!” Here it goes, Y/N kept back from Lucius as the group’s wands lit up the path, she desperately wanted to stay hidden and they would never know she was here.

“Where’s Sirius and Y/N?” Harry demanded as Lucius approached him.

“How fortunate we are to have Y/N right with us.” You could hear the smirk in Lucius’ voice, Y/N wanted to run and escape, but how could one girl manage to escape four Death Eaters?

“What are you talking about?” Harry angrily asked.

“Come on Y/N, don’t be shy.” Lucius gestures for her to come forward. Slowly and painfully, the girl got closer to Harry and the words kept repeating in her head.

“Don’t you give me up. Please don’t give up.”

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thank you so much to @drearyxo for being my first request!! i hope this was class enough for you, no hate comments from you 🙄🙄

I HAVE TO SAY I LOVED WRITING THIS SO MUCHHHHH DEFO A FAVE i think you all know by now i’m definitely better at the dialogue part then anything else, but i’m quite proud of it all today :)

there could be a part two to this??? maybe, depends if people want it

hope you enjoyed!!

Taglist: @malfoysstilinski @drearyxo @just-a-bittersweet-tragedy @fizzleberries

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YouTuber AU

Hello welcome to Dating Scandal but with Twitter Involved (nightmare)

A little exposition here: 

Link, Zelda, Sidon, Revali, and Riju are the most popular group of youtubers on the internet and have a huge fanbase that likes to theorize, draw fanart, and write fanfiction about them. Disclaimer, I don’t actually interact with real-person fandoms myself lol there’s just too much potential for drama and misunderstandings & they’re always bound to end in a dumpster fire but that is sort of what this au is about so.

Impa, Mipha, Daruk, and Urbosa are family friends that appear in a lot of their videos/streams. 

(This is an art blog I swear)

enter vidcon 20XX

Link: 

blows stuff up/sets stuff on fire with a side of cooking vids and gaming

most are filmed outside, he does those challenges where you try to cook stuff with limited ingredients/materials

has the largest fanbase of all of them, but not the most…intimidating.

does a lot of collab videos, mostly with Impa, Daruk, and Riju because they have similar interests/channels, but Zelda appears in his videos and is seen filming and the stans read too far into it

simps. i’m pointing at you.

Most popular videos are “shield surfing on rock!—how I broke my leg” “can Daruk eat Impa’s motorcycle?” and “how to inhale ranch dressing.”

Twitter handle is @ arsonistslullabye because he’s a hozier fan

45m subs

Zelda:

theories, analyses, conspiracies, and the occasional e x p e r i m e n t

she once got link to eat a frog for 50 bucks.

most people argue that she’s better than more popular YouTubers because she actually has quality content to give to the world and she has a lot of defensive supporters

She used to get a lot of hate before Urbosa spoke up about it and scared the bejeezus out of everyone

has an actual posting schedule

“Happy Sunday everyone, it’s Zelda Hyrule and today we will be talking about cryptozoology and why blupees exist, you cowards.”

Twitter handle is @ zeldaofhyrule and she is pan. just so you know. One of those calm extroverts that mystify me to this day.

18m subs

Sidon:

fashion/life hacks. Like gourmet troom troom but if they were real people.

Has the 2nd largest fanbase

most of them are girls

Sidon has a boyfriend though, which he told everyone at VidCon a few years ago

cue the drama and shipping and the entire fandom trying to figure out who the boyfriend is. A well known reddit thread emerged that presented the common guesses being Link, Sidon, and Zelda.

“But it can’t be Zelda, Sidon’s gay.”

“I’m not in the fandom but I thought Zelda was a boy??”

“Did you just say Sidon? Is that a typo? Are you saying that Sidon’s dating himself?”

Sidon x Sidon became a fandom joke.

Don’t look at me I’m just setting up all the worldbuilding. every fandom has their weird dark sides and Sidon x Sidon is the Linkcest of the Sidon YT fandom.

Mystery BF is actually Bazz, a pretty inconspicuous guy who appeared in a few of his videos. This was confirmed a year ago, but everyone still ships him with other YouTubers because they’re convinced he was lying to throw them off his scent. He really can’t catch a break and this is why you should not ship real people.

Twitter handle is @ officialprincesidon

says “beguiling” a lot

21m subs ᕙ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)ᕗ

Mipha:

Sidon’s sister, hasn’t posted a single video but just has the channel for show because she appears in so many of Sidon’s videos as a model for his makeup tutorials and whatnot

has 328k for that. Everyone loves her, she’s great. @ mimipha

Revali:

Link’s sworn rival

Link thinks they’re friends

He kept popping up in link’s Twitter threads and making snarky comments until zelda called him out for not even following link (so why was he stalking his acc) which kept the Twitter drama to a minimum

Revali was the catalyst of a few popular memes and that’s where most of his subs come from.

drags link into a few challenges that always get a ton of views because of how competitive they get

“ITS JUST ASININE” is a running joke that everyone tries to get him to say. His @ is itsjustasinine as well

Urbosa is the only person who can win an argument with him

5m subs and growing rapidly. newer to youtube than everyone else.

Impa:

Doesn’t have a channel she’s just a mutual friend of Mipha, Zelda, and Link

Rides a motorcycle, so she is used in a few of Link’s videos.

@ ihaveamotorcycle because she thinks having a motorcycle is a personality trait. the most unruly on Twitter when it comes to replying to fan’s stuff, leaking upcoming videos and generally causing chaos.

Mipha’s girlfriend. That’s how she met Zelda and Link.

Urbosa:

Is actually a model, but she has a ton of YouTuber friends because she’s known Zelda since birth.

when she entered the youtube community she didn’t realize she would be adopting like 15 children

5m subs. her videos are professional & related to her modelling career. @ urbosasfury

I feel like she would do unboxing vids. I’m not sure what she’s unboxing.

Daruk

Just a friend of Link’s, fun guy. yells a lot. once ate a rock and had no reaction.

people are scared of him for that reason

Riju:

yoga & gymnastics & “ha look at how flexible I am its eAsY” videos

you know the type

she also does reactions and is sponsored by save the sand seals charities which she is very enthusiastic about. She’s also Urbosa’s niece and the only minor in the gang (15). I like to think that the champions YT community is actually not creepy so everyone respects her a ton

doesn’t post frequently, she mostly appears in Link’s videos to jump out of airplanes or whatever. And sometimes Zelda’s if she’s interested in the topic. 500k subs, but she’s always really popular when she appears in Link’s videos.

VidCon:

In the months leading up to VidCon, some fans on the internet made a few discoveries: first of all, that the inside of Link’s house is painted green. This is a big deal because all of his videos are filmed outside either in his backyard or on trips that he and the brosquad go on to do…whatever bros do. explosions. idk. The point is he had some announcement about VidCon and filmed it inside. Only the wall and a potted plant were shown.

However, the colour was similar to the the shade of Zelda’s living room. Fans dug through years and years of old videos and found a clip of Zelda walking through a hallway, where there was an open door and a glimpse of a houseplant.

There were 2 types of responses to the theory:

“They could just be roommates guys calm down”

“and they were ROOMMATES?”

others pointed out that Link could just not have a house and had to crash in Zelda’s

Some guy on reddit claimed he had a botany degree and declared that the houseplants in the clips were not of the same genus. Normal people pointed out that the plant would have grown 4 years between the clips and would look considerably different.

#Zelink trended on twitter for a while and people posted other old clips from both of their channels and the frog video blew up again

Impa retweeted a post tagged as #zelink with “rofl” and later publicly apologized for causing confusion.

Fans noticed that in the “can a motorcycle drive over my arm” (it was clickbait he’s fine) episode 2 years ago, Link was eating out of a paper lunch bag with his name written on it in handwriting that a few people claimed to look like Zelda’s, leading people to believe that she had packed him a lunch.

However, this theory was shot down with the counterargument that Zelda can’t cook. although. i mean how much skill do you need to make a sandwich.

No one knows what tumblr is doing at this time

Zelda wore a scarf in her “Save the Sand Seals” video that matched identically to the scarf Link wore when he travelled to Hebra to film a shield surfing video, but it’s been debated wether it’s actually the same scarf or not.

Neither Zelda nor Link has spoken up about the theories, and besides Impa’s one slip on twitter, neither has any of their friends. Zelda received a lot of backlash for the assumption that she was dating Link because he has a lot of delusional fans that didn’t want her to “steal their man” or whatever the hell that type of fan would get mad about

Oh yea and bolson & karson run a zelink fanpage on twitter sorry I forgot about that

after that whole mess, everyone was even more anticipant of VidCon in the hopes that some of their questions would be answered.

The whole batch went to VidCon this year: Link, Impa, Daruk, and Riju are a gang while Sidon and Mipha go together and Zelda & Revali each go separately. Urbosa is there for supervision moral support

Zelda has always been much better at dodging questions that she doesn’t want to answer than anyone else, so her Q&A went without a hitch. When asked to confirm the rumours she said “which one?” and then moved on to the next question (without actually confirming any rumours).

Link is generally a more awkward person but eventually said that he had filmed the video in Zelda’s house because it was nicer and didn’t realize it would cause such an uproar. Fans were disappointed, but Bolson claimed he saw Link and Zelda exiting the hotel elevator on the same floor after Link’s Q&A session. No one believed him.

Fans went back to theorizing over who Link, Zelda, and Sidon were all dating, because apparently they can’t just be dating unknown people and have to be with other YouTubers

Sidon and Bazz got engaged about a week after VidCon, making at least 4 preteen girls cry

actually try 4 million

Sidon x Sidon made a brief comeback but Sidon spoke up about his fandom for the first time ever on twitter and told everyone that no, he was not dating himself. eventually, everyone settled down and accepted that none of them were in a relationship save for a few loud fans.

Link and Zelda still got the occasional “when will you tell us who you’re dating?” comment but most of them were joking and the people who still hardcore shipped them were generally frowned upon. Zelda’s popularity went up after VidCon and she regained the 200k subscribers she’d lost after the first theory dropped.

Two months after VidCon, Link posted a video titled “Zelda and I’s House Tour!” and gave around 45 million people a heart attack

as revealed in the video, they had actually been dating since they were 16 and everyone’s just a fool.

the potted plant is named Hestu.

[thinfatfit]

TW: discussion of ED

So im pretty sure my little sister is developing an eating disorder and im not sure what to do about it. She 20 and going through a divorce. Her husband has always been so mean to her over her weight gain- she used to be extremely thin and athletic when they started dating in high school, but since graduating she gained maybe 30 lbs that he just mocks her for. I've always been fat so when it first started we had some conversations and how her gaining wait doesn't lessen her value at all and if that was true wouldn't I be worth less? Which helped initially. But we hung out for an extended period of time a couple weeks ago and she didn't eat anything more then a bite of eggs for the whole three days. I asked her about it and she said that eating makes her feel nauseous so she's been avoiding doing it and then on a phone call recently she said something about going to the gym to "work off" the food she ate that day which wasn't much. Do you have any advice for how I could help her with this? Thanks!! I love your blog ❤

oh no, i'm sorry to hear that! i hope that everything will be ok. i don't really know anything specific. i feel like a lot of eating disorders have to do with life and emotional stress in addition to the pressures of diet culture and being thin, so i think that supporting her through her divorce and emotional issues will probably be helpful, and having her know that you're there for her. you could also suggest that she sees a therapist (just in general, not necessarily for ED) and maybe help her find one if she's interested. you could also try asking her what you can do to help her and letting her guide you if she can.

idk maybe others in the comments have ideas too?

<3<3<3<3

[roimp]

I HAVE TWO ANIMAL STORIES I JUST REMEMBERED @roonilwazlibweasley @justadreamyhufflepuff sit down for the show

no english simply incoherence here anyways let's begin lol

OK SO FIRST ONE I DID NOT GET TO WITNESS BUT WHEN ME AND MY BROTHER CAME BACK FROM SCHOOL MY MUM TOLD US THAT A MONKEY CAME INSIDe!?!?!?!? LMAO SO BASICALLY OUR DINING TABLE HAS THIS GREY THING WHERE WE KEEP FRUITS AND STUFF AND THERE WERE BANANAS HANGING THERE TOO. IN THAT OLD HOUSE OUR WINDOWS HAD BARS AND STUFF BUT SOMEHOW A GROWN MONKEY GOT IN AND LITERALLY SAT ON THE DINING TABLE AND STARTED EATING THE BANANAS LOL THEN MY MUM CAME IN AND WENT ?!!??!?!? BECAUSE WTF HOW DID A MONKEY GET IN AND WHY IS IT EATING MY BANANAS

SO SHE TRIED TO MAKE IT GO AWAY BUT IT JUST LOOKED AT HER LIKE 😐 BITCH 😐 SO SHE CALLED MY DAD AND HE TRIED TO DO IT TOO BUT IT STILL JUST LOOKED AT HIM LIKE 😐 BITCH 😐 SO HE GOT A STICK AND SCARED IT AWAY I GUESS I DONT REMEMBER PROPERLY (HE DIDNT HIT IT JUST gO aWaY) ANYWAYS THE MONKEY LEFT THROUGH THE BARS AGAIN SOMEHOW BUT IT TOOK ALL THE FUCKING BANANAS LMAOSJHDSJHA I HATE BANANAS SO GOOD FOR ME THO

ok second story

SO THAT LAST ONE WAS LIKE 6 Y EARS AGOO THIS ONE HAPPENED LAST YEAR

I LIVED IN THIS TEMPORARY HOUSE FOR A FEW MONTHS AND THERE OUTSIDE OF THE WINDOW THERE WERE LOTS OF CATS I MEAN I COULDNT GO THERE BECAUSE IT WAS DIRTY AND STUFF BUT YEAH LOTS OF CATS WERE THERE (ALSO I WAS DUMB AND IDNT CARE ABOUT CATS THEN :() AND THEY ALWAYS FOUGHT LIKE MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DK WHAT WAS GOING ON AND IT'S NOT EXACTLY RELEVANT BUT CATS ARE CATS SO WHO CARES

ANYWAYS MY MUM HAD MADE FISH FOR LUNCH THAT DAY LIKE SHE HAD KEPT A PLATE OF IT NEAR THE STOVE TO COOK AND THERE WAS A WINDOW IN THE KITCHEN SO SHE LEFT FOR SOME REASON LIKE WENT TO MY ROOM IDK AND WHEN SHE CAME BACK TO THE KITCHEN A CAT WAS SLIPPING OUT OF THE WINDOW WITH A FISH IN ITS MOUTH SHDJXHDHHDHJHSJDJ IT JUST TOOK ONE OF THEM AND MY MUM WAS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND MY BROTHER WAS 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 AND I JUST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MUM WAS SO PARANOID AFTER THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE MADE FISH SHE CLOSED THE WINDOWS AND LIKE SHE WAS RIGHT LMAO THE CAT CAME AGAIN AND TRIED TO STEAL I FORGOT HOW SHE KNEW BUT YEAHSJHDXJSD

I read all this and first I'd like to say that IM LIKE LAUGHING OUT LOUD ALL OF THIS IS SO FUNNY AJSGSKDHDJHE

OK SO FIRST STORY OMG MONKEYS AJSGDKDH AND OFC HE ATE ALL THE BANANAS LMFAO IDK I DONT HAVE MUCH COMMENTARY LIKE JUST ALL OF THIS IS SO FUNNY LOLOL

OMG CATS AAAAAAAAAA (YOU DUMBASS CARE ABOUT CATS) MEOW MEOW MEOW FIGHTING LOL AJSGDJSH OMG ANIMALS JUST KEEP STEALING FOOD FROM YOU ROSE LOL

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OK SO IM GONNA ADD MY STORIES HERE TOO OKAY SO I LIVE NEAR LIKE A HILL OR KINDA LIKE JUNGLE YOU CAN SAY SO LIKE NOWADAYS MONKEYS FROM THERE HAVE BEEN COMING TO MY SOCIETY IN SEARCH OF LIKE FOOD AND STUFF OKAY SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS MY PARENTS HAD KEPT LIKE SMALL FOOD LIKE CHANNA OR SM FOR SQUIRRELS TO EAT OKAY BUT LIKE 10 DAYS AGO THIS HAPPENED SO ME AND MY SISTER WERE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM AND LIKE I WANTED TO WATCH TV SO I HAD CLOSED THE WINDOWS OKAY AND AFTER SOME TIME WE SEE A MONKEY COME AND LIKE FUCKING EAT THE FOOD AND JUST LEAVE LOL LIKE ????? WE CALLED MY PARENTS AND THEY TOOK A VIDEO LOL AND WE WERE JUST LIKE "GOOD THAT WE CLOSED THE WINDOW" LOL (EVEN THOUGH IT COMING INSIDE CHANCES WERE LESS) WAIT I JUST ASKED MY DAD FOR THE VIDEO LOL ILL ADD IT HERE OKAY LOOK

AKSGSJSH JUST ATE THE FOOD AND RAN AWAY LOL

ONE MORE MONKEY STORY SO THIS ALSO HAPPENED LIKE LAST WEEK SO I WAS SITTING IN LIVING ROOM WITH MY DAD AND SISTER OKAY AND I WAS FACING AWAY FROM THE WINDOW (IM VERY CLOSE TO THE WINDOW) AND TALKING WITH MY DAD AND SUDDENLY MY SISTER SCREAMS AND WE ARE LIKE ??????? GIRL WHAT HAPPENED AND I LOOK BEHIND AND A MONKEY WAS THERE AJSGSJSJ AND IT LIKE GOT SCARED AND FROZE BY MY SISTER'S SCREAM BUT THEN WE MOVED SO IT MOVED TOO AND IT RAN AWAY AND LIKE THE WINDOW WAS OPEN AND I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE WINDOW AJSGSKDJDKD

AND THOSE ARE MY STORIES LOL

[bloodstainsontengensfloor]

Tsumiki and Megumi childhood HeadCanons!

*some slight spoilers on what happened to Megumi’s dad

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BEFORE the abandonment: 

-Megumi didn’t like Tsumiki when they first met. She was so happy... why? Like him, she only had one parent and didn’t have the nicest things. She smiled despite not having the nicest clothes, not having the nicest toys, and with not having a dad.

-They walked to school together and Tsumiki would just talk his ear off

-Megumi didn’t really warm up to her until he tripped and scraped his knee and Tsumiki’s entire cheerful demeanor changed and she went to fretting over him

-It annoyed him but at the same time... made him feel happy

-He warmed up to her gradually after that. She always checked in how he was doing as his dad started to check in less and less

-Megumi was aware that his dad didn’t care for Tsumiki’s mom as much as someone you married should, and was surprised when he found out that Tsumiki shared the same sentiments 

-Tsumiki and Megumi’s dad... she was a ray of sunshine to him of course and he... had literally no clue how to deal with it. He also didn’t like how a second grader was a better parent than him, but in the end... he knew Megumi would be in good hands 

-(If he stayed around, Tsumiki and Toji would have a relationship like Hori and her dad for Horimiya I take no arguments) 

AFTER the abandonment: 

-Megumi’s dad left first. he didn’t really understand what was happening or why his dad stopped coming to say goodnight and then stopped coming home at all

-Tsumiki was emotional over it for the sake of Megumi and her mom, and started to do little things like get Megumi small gifts when they would walk from school- little stuffed animals (the first one was a dog ofc), chocolates, candies, etc. 

-When Tsumiki’s mom left, leaving only a little money behind, Megumi expected Tsumiki to cry or shut herself in, but she didn’t. She took on the role of taking care of him and barley took care of herself. 

-He didn’t know why his non emotionally constipated sister wasn’t crying and was smiling. Why was she not showing her hurt? Her dad left her and her mom, and now her mom left her too. 

-”Don’t worry about it! She’ll be back soon!” Tsumiki had said when making breakfast for them. 

-Oh, Megumi thought, she was in denial. 

-When the denial ended, Tsumiki didn’t show any evidence of going through the other stages of grief. When he asked her about it one day, Tsumiki sighed, and looked really tired. “I saw it coming. I don’t remember my dad much, but I remember how he was in the days leading up to when he left.’ 

-”Stupid Sister,” Megumi said as Tsumiki tried to do the dishes. “Go to sleep. You suck at cleaning anyway.” 

-A year of them living alone was fine. Neither of them asked for anything too much and Tsumiki tried to hide the fact that the money was running low as a year was about to pass

-Megumi was having trouble sleeping one night and he and Tsumiki were playing hand shadows. and then. DOGS. Tsumiki screamed but then started coddling them whereas Megumi was just like shocked. 

-Megumi was confused at Tsumiki’s naivety but eventually the dogs melted into the shadows again  

-Enter creepy dude with white hair. 

-Tsumiki saw him talking to Megumi, got a broom, and attempted to whack this giraffe on the head 

-But infinity kicked in, and Gojo was invited inside to explain everything. 

-Literally everything. Tsumiki asked a lot of questions and was taking notes. If this was something Megumi would be involved in, she had to know as much as she could. They would have been more skeptical had Megumi not discovered   his technique. 

-Gojo stayed the night by accident, and woke up to Megumi and Tsumiki using the stove, cooking food etc and he wasn’t surprised that they could do this, but rather annoyed that a second grader and first grader could do this and he couldn’t. 

-When Gojo ‘officially’ became their guardian, he teleported into the house with party poppers and the certificate yelling “IM YOUR GUARDIAN!” 

-Tsumiki just was in shock for a moment before politely smiling. She was more of an adult than this teenager at this point. 

-Megumi just deadpanned and went “Why”. 

-They had a nice little dinner after that, and because Gojo would always spoil them, they both got luxuries they never had before. 

-They got like phones and ipads or ipods or whatever was the most popular product at the time. Tsumiki was so grateful and embarrassed whereas Megumi was annoyed but accepting. 

-Tsumiki and Megumi would eat dinner together, and with Gojo whenever he came 

-Tsumiki kept on trying to get Megumi to open up a lot more, and he always gets annoyed over it and will rarely ever talk about how he’s feeling

-Except that one night when Megumi had a nightmare that he was alone. Alone in the shadows, unable to summon anything to help him or comfort him, and just wandering down a dark, dark road. At one point, he entered a hall of mirrors, and he saw Tsumiki in one. He was so scared at that point that he kept on trying to get to her but she changed mirrors every time. Megumi shattered every mirror with his fists, cutting them open. In the end, all that was left was a lily flower. 

-Megumi, aged 10, woke up crying silent tears and ran into Tsumiki’s room. Tsumiki woke up, concerned but aware that her prying would get her nowhere. She sat up and Megumi hugged her so tight. He ended up sleeping in her room for the next week after that. 

-”Megumi..’ 

-” I’m gonna protect you-” 

-”i.... okay.’ 

-Tsumiki never curses... unless talking about her father, her mother, and Megumi’s dad 

-They are both aware Gojo killed him, he almost let it slip when first meeting Megumi and he relayed the info to Tsumiki. 

-One time, Gojo asked about Tsumiki’s parents. Megumi was asleep at that point and Gojo was terrified. 

-seeing the nice, angel, sunshine 12 year old he knew for years curse worse than Utahime whenever Gojo was remotely near her?? 

-Please, Tsumiki’s abandonment issues are off the chart. That’s why sometimes she gets too involved in Megumi’s life because she cannot lose him. No matter what. He’s her little brother who’ll scold her if she works too much or tries to take care of too many people. 

-Now... for some reason, I Headcanon Tsumiki has lesbian, or having at least some kind of wlw vibes. Idk why... 

-Tsumiki told Megumi first ofc, and he didn’t understand why it was a big deal. 

-”Ok and?” 

-”y-you don’t think it’s weird?” 

-”You can like who you like, it isn’t hurting anyone. If you wanna date a girl, date a girl.” 

-Tsumiki was grateful to have a brother like Megumi 

-Now as for Megumi’s possible coming out for whatever his sexuality (personally i headcanon him as pan, but this will be opened ended for whatever you headcanon) 

-Tsumiki just got so happy for him. Began researching everything about it. 

-”AWWW MEGS!!” 

-hugs. lots of hugs. Always. 

-As they got older, they started to but heads more. but despite whatever petty arguments or fights they had, at the end of the day, they loved each other and would do anything for each other. 

-and sadly... I gotta add some part of 

AFTER THE CURSE: 

-Megumi came in yelling and screaming. The denial?? He was convinced this was some prank to get him to stop fighting kids. 

-It broke Gojo’s heart. It was the most emotion he ever saw from Megumi and that kind of hysterical accusation of it being a prank soon dissolved into full on sobbing. Gojo hugged the boy as tight as Tsumiki would 

-”Never again... I’m... I’m going to get stronger. Then no curse will hurt her again... that’ll work right?” 

-Gojo patted the boy head. “Yea... it will. But it won’t be easy.” 

-Megumi’s emotions settled and he quickly wiped his tears away. His emotionless expression returned but it was different... There was more fire, more resolve, as he said “i know.” 

-Every Friday he visits Tsumiki. He tells her everything that happened in the week.

-”And then he ate it. Tsumiki he may be more naive then you. He ate the finger.” 

-When talking to Tsumiki, he reveals his ability to tell stories. Like it’s amazing. He can distinctively set up a scene  and gets a little more emotion  in his voice. 

-God Forbid if Kugisaki or Itadori ever saw him when he told Tsumiki stories

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WOO! This has been in my drafts for a while, so here! I hope you enjoyed!

Thanks for reading!

[suunnysyde]

Haikyuu x reader headcannons

Guess what mamas 🙄

I died, decided to write Haikyuu headcannons for when they’re dating you, and voila! Bon appetite.

I made these for what?? Nothing, so I decided better get some use out of it.

* I tried to not make it too biased on anything, for example not many milk mentions for Kageyama or video games for Kenma. I slipped a few times oops.

Content under tag cause its a long one lmao

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[ GIRLS ]

- You and Alisa dress each other up.

- Alisa would take you shopping for your dates with Lev ( or her )

- You hype Yachi up when she feels down.

- You play volleyball with Kiyoko sometimes, that’s partly why she got good.

- Yachi probably has a lower than normal immune system so you’re taking her of her a lot, think of it as a way of giving back to her.

- Kiyoko prepares the most extravagant dates for you, if you ask why she merely says “only the best for my lover.”

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[ KARASUNO ]

- Kageyama would file your nails while you talk if he sees you picking on them.

- Hinata would go to school with his nails painted because his sister painted them. On that note, Hinata would paint your nails if you needed help on your non-dominant hand.

- Tsukishima and Akaashi would grab your hand when they’re nervous and squeeze it gently.

- Asahi likes it when you play with his hair.

- Dates with Yamaguchi would either be ordering take-out and binging anime or just cuddling and sleeping.

- Nishinoya would teach you ‘Rolling Thunder’ if you asked.

- Nishinoya also really likes it when you play with his hair.

- You and Tsukishima have study dates at a cafe and eat strawberry shortcake.

- Sometimes Sugawara goes to your house to cook for you. Or you both cook together and then share it to the team as a treat.

- Daichi would take you out to a carnival and win whatever you want for you.

- Nishinoya’s grandfather adores you, and always asks how you are. And scolds Nishinoya in front of you sometimes, saying how he should treat you right.

- Tsukishima would make playlists with songs that remind him of you.

- You let Yamaguchi explain volleyball shenanigans so he remembers them.

- Kageyama *loves* getting hugs from you, but doesn’t start them in fear you don’t want to reciprocate the hug.

- If you play volleyball you practice spiking with Hinata so he can practice receiving.

- You and Asahi go to movie drive ins and cuddle in the backseat.

- If you do something to Asahi’s hair, like a hairstyle, he would wear it around without taking it off. Nishinoya comments on his hair saying how he’s lucky to have a girl like you.

- The pretty setter squad ( specifically Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi and Oikawa ) are all really observant so if you have some random cut they’ll and you don’t notice they’ll put a bandaid on you.

- Daichi keeps a note on his phone on things you like and don’t like plus things you’ve said.

- Tsukishima let’s you wear his glasses when you two are alone, he enjoys seeing you happy. Even if he doesn’t admit it.

- If you have freckles Hinata would count them and draw constellations on your face. ( bonus: he kisses each individual freckle )

- Kageyama tries to braid your hair, he’ll probably just tangle it though.

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[ NEKOMA ]

- Kenma knows how to braid hair pretty well, so he would often practice on you, if you have short hair small braids.

- Kenma also likes to rest his head near your neck, it feels like you’re somehow protecting him from the outside world.

- Kuroo takes you on beach dates during summer vacation.

- You and Kuroo would throw insults at each other to see who gets mad first, loser normally buys food. On that note if you’re close to breaking and you’ve lost twice in a row he’ll call quits.

- The pretty setter squad ( specifically Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi and Oikawa ) are all really observant so if you have some random cut they’ll and you don’t notice they’ll put a bandaid on you.

- Kenma would name his starter Pokémon after you, since he keeps his starter till the end. ( bonus: uses a lot of potions on you so you don’t faint )

- Kenma gets you stuffed animals when he goes to the arcade.

- Yaku treats your wounds if you trip and scrape your knee. ( carries first aid kit for his wounds )

- Alisa would take you shopping for your dates with Lev ( or her )

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[ FUKŪRODANI ]

- Tsukishima and Akaashi would grab your hand when they’re nervous and squeeze it gently.

- Bokuto often calls you at 3am to ask you to go with him to a supermarket or to tell you he’s outside your house.

- Akaashi would help you study for your exams, he can quickly grasp any subject’s basics.

- Akaashi would read you what he’s reading at the moment, or a resumen of what’s happening.

- TW: SWEAR // Kenma is shit at 8ball so he tends so ignore your 8ball advances.

- The pretty setter squad ( specifically Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi and Oikawa ) are all really observant so if you have some random cut they’ll and you don’t notice they’ll put a bandaid on you.

- You and Bokuto dance in the rain even if Akaashi advises against it because you two always get sick afterwards.

- Bokuto loves PDA and showing you off in general ( “HEY GUYS! LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL LOVER!” )

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[ AOBA JOHSAI ]

- Iwaizumi does work out dates ( pls his muscles )

- You and Oikawa would watch crappy movies and judge them. Especially sappy romance movies, though he jokes about going on cheesy dates with you.

- The pretty setter squad ( specifically Kageyama, Kenma, Akaashi and Oikawa ) are all really observant so if you have some random cut they’ll and you don’t notice they’ll put a bandaid on you.

- Oikawa would ask you to make him lunches as he adores your cooking.

- Iwaizumi makes you lunches, pretty good cook.

- If any of his fangirl do anything to you Oikawa will not hesitate to scold them, he won’t leave your side afterwards for a week.

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[ SHIRATORIZAWA ]

- Tendo and Futakuchi would start prank wars with you.

- Tendo once joked about committing arson with you. ( once, for now )

- Tendo brought you to an abandoned building with pizza and you both ate pizza at the rooftop before stargazing.

- Tendo has joked frequently about stealing a stop sign though, it’s on his bucket list on things to do with you.

- //TIMESKIP Tendo makes you chocolate for when you’re on your period ( if you like chocolate )

- Ushijima *never* gets sick. Bacteria are scared of him.

- Tendō always talks to you about the latest manga and encourages you to read it with him.

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[ JOHENZI and ITACHIYAMA ]

- Terushima once brought you out to a laser tag date, it got intense. He lost. No mercy.

- Terushima’s music taste changes every month so every month he makes you a playlist of the songs he likes most.

- Sakusa likes it both when he plays with your hair and when you play with his, although he won’t admit the latter.

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[ DATEKO ( DATE TECH ) ]

- Tendo and Futakuchi would start prank wars with you.

- You and Aone go to petting zoos as dates.

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OUTRO

now, now, wait. Before you go. If you made it this far lmao, allow me to serenade you, with Haikyuu Chants

TW: all caps

( idk if I had to mark that but I know someone who hates all caps so ye )

AOBA JOHSAI, AOBA JOHSAI ( OH! )

OOOOH SEIJOH

NEKOMA NEKOMA, NEKO NEKO, NEKO MA

SHIIIIIRATORIZAWA ( dun dun ) SHIIIIIRATORIZAWA

GO GO LETS GO, LETS GO DATEKO

NOHEBI NOHEBI NOHEBI * smt in japanese * HA CHI CHI CHI