#idk what came over me sorry
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pathetic alpha!art and mouthy beta!patrick sharing omega!reader😵💫 patrick with his bravado, mouthing off to everyone as a show of power, of arrogance, until you make him watch as you sink yourself down onto art's fat alpha knot, wet and slick and squelching with every grind and rut of his hips. the bulge in your tummy when art curls his fingers round your ribcage and gasps, when he begs you to ride him harder, faster. fills you up so much that it floods out round his cock, collects and runs in thick rivulets over his heavy sack, knot still clinging to your womb. poor, neglected patrick, only allowed to sit in the corner and try to get himself off, hand flying over his flushed, swollen cock, begging for just a taste, begging to get his face under your ass and lick art's balls clean of your shared slick.
#idk what came over me sorry#alpha!art donaldson#beta!patrick zweig#art x reader#artrick#artrick x reader#art donaldson smut#patrick zweig smut#omega!reader#patrick zweig x reader#patrick zweig x you#patrick zweig x art donaldson#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson x you#art donaldson x female reader#challengers x reader#challengers x you#challengers x y/n#challengers smut#art donaldson blurb#patrick zweig blurb#patrick zweig fic#art donaldson fic#art donaldson fanfiction#patrick zweig fanfiction
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life update: fred figglehorn videos have really good b&bh animatic potential. also I hc his mom’s voice as butt-head’s mom
#MOOM ITS TIME FOR ME TO GO TO SCHOOL#FRED. LAST NIGHT I DRANK A LOT OF BEER AND NOW I HAVE A BIG HANGOVER MY HEAD HURTS. JUST WALK TO SCHOOL#MOM I CANT WALK ITS NINE BLOCKS!#DONT BE LAAAZYYYYY#(screaming)#(later)#OH MY GOD I GOT DETENTIONNNNN#THE TEACHER SAID ITS GONNA GO ON MY PERMANENT RECORD AND IM NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET INTO ANY GOOD COLLEGES#AND I WANTED TO BE A PEDIATRICIAANNN😭😭😭😭😭😭#idk what came over me sorry#shit made me cry laughing as a kid#and now if im gonna be real with yall
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FORTNITE FRIDAY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Fellas it’s that time of day again
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fuck being pinned on your stomach, face and chest pressed into the sheets, wrists pinned together behind your back, your lover using your arms as leverage to lean their bodyweight on, thrusting slowly and precisely into your boycunt. your mouth full of your duvet to keep quiet. coming accidentally from the intensity and hearing them laugh quietly and coo at you for your mistake before speeding up their thrusts.
#uhm#sorry guys idk what came over me#gel.⬇️#angel.queue#anatomy words#they speak#mlm nsft#nblm nsft#nblnb nsft#trans nsft#t4t nsft#ftm nsft#ftm t4t#ftm sub#pinning
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Okay can I be a bitter Anders fan for like. Just 2 minutes here lmao
Cause bioware released some game stats for veilguard and apparently 72% of players redeemed Solas which is like. Okay yeah the game kinda pushes you towards that. But when I think of all the shit I used to have to put up with just for enjoying Anders like at all and…
(This is not me being anti-Solas, I do not care if you love or hate him, but I am gonna say what he’s done is like. Objectively worse than literally every other companion so lmao. And that’s fine! You can still enjoy him! I’m not saying you can’t and it’s important to me that people understand that! I’m just saying he did in fact do objectively morally worse things in game than Anders did and I don’t think that’s really debatable. And I can’t really make my point here without saying that but I do want to make it clear this is not some moral condemnation of Solas enjoyers cause it’s not)
Getting anon hate on the regular, being told “oh you’re allowed to like Anders as long as you regularly talk about how much he sucks”, people gleefully describing how much fun they have killing him ON your posts about the fact that you like him, the devs making jokes about shitty fates for him when fans asked innocent questions about him, the absolute audacity of his writer to say half the shit she did in interviews (about bisexuality and mental illness, most critically), and then being beaten over the head again in inquisition about how Anders is the worst character to ever exist and there’s no redemption for terrorists who lie to you one time in the entire game and he deserves death or worse and that’s it
And now… 72% of people are down to redeem the guy who lies to you for 2 games straight and who did a lot of questionable things that includes creating the fucking blight and. Like. I guess I’m glad that Solas fans can live in a world where they aren’t constantly harassed and can give their ship like. A pretty damn good ending all things considered. And that the devs love Solas and actually give the option for that happy ending and have characters go to bat for Solas throughout the game and the most annoying thing they have to see are people making scrambled egg memes. I would not wish anyone to have to deal with the shit Anders fans had to put up with back then cause it sucked. It really sucked. And I’m glad it’s not being repeated with a different character, if nothing else
But like. Man there really is a difference when the writers actually like the character who does the thing, huh
#shut up nerd#anders#I’m sorry it’s just. really hard to not be bitter tbh#like the shit we as fans went through#just for liking a damn character#tbf I do actually think if the game came out today perceptions would be different#I think people would be more comfortable with revolutionary action now than they were then#but even still#it’s not even about that you know#it’s about people (both fans and at times the actual devs) being mean when they really didn’t need to be#and the DA trenches are probably why literally no harassment phases me anymore lmao but#that’s not a good thing slskd it’s just a useful consequence I guess#so yeah idk#am I jealous that Solas fans get to have a better experience?#yeah I can’t deny I feel a bit of that#but I’m also just. idk tired and sad for what that time was. and also glad that it seems to be over#but also a little bitter that I had to go through it when it didn’t need to happen at all#idk just feeling a lot here in this chili’s tonight lmao#(why do I say that I don’t think my country even has chili’s)#ANYWAY#dragon age#veilguard spoilers
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weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#omega daddies#im sorry anthony why did you call them that i can never get over it#willy stampler#ron stampler#barry oak#henry oak#henry oak garcia#autumn oak#bill close#glenn close dndads#frank wilson#darryl wilson#dndads odyssey#i also wanted a reason to draw the s1 dads as teens so#also apparently people found my design for bill hot?? i don't know what i put into him in that first post w/ him but#yknow idk it just caught me off guard lmaoo#also have no idea why frank came out looking vaguely like ned flanders but its funny to me so thats him now#my artwork
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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crucially after their one (1) kind of a joke kind of serious date eddie kisses chimney stupid after walking chimney to the door of his and maddie's house. tongue at all. like it starts as silly both of them tipsy and kind of snickering but then eddie Puts His Mind To It as he's not a man to half-ass anything. it doesn't even last two minutes but chim short-circuits anyway and eddie breaks it off and starts laughing and patting chimney on his shoulder and then he says, see you tomorrow at work!, and walks away without looking back. chimney walks inside in a daze while maddie's on the couch with jee and doesn't get further than "So hypothetically speaking-" before maddie says, "We're not having a threesome with Eddie." without looking up from whatever she and jee are doing. and chimney sighs a little wistfully and dreams about it at least two times a year in a totally chill and casual way.
#thank you.#911#bonus points if this happens before BUDDIE get to kiss because buck's being fucking stupid.#so it's eddie's First Kiss With A Man. and neither he nor chim really mention that part to buck but everyone else knows#and buck finds out like a week after he and eddie get married and only threatens to kill himself a little.#sorry idk what came over me but. CHEDDIE. YAY !#eta: well now it's also MADDIE'S house not madney's. a typo in an important post like this. fml#cheddie
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thinking about patrick gently caressing your cheek, running an almost sweet hand through your hair as he fucks you.
you say you're close and he just laughs as he stuffs himself impossibly deeper into your messy cunt.
"think i don't already know? greedy pussy's squeezing me so tight, 's like she's trying to milk me dry. can fuckin' feel it.."
he presses a little kiss to your forehead after he spills inside of you. doesn't think he'll ever get enough of you.
#patrick zweig x reader#patrick zweig smut#patrick zweig#this is literally#idk#idk what came over me#it's one of those nights#sat down to work on whipped!pat and this happened im sorry anon it's coming soon ily <33#***#slush writes ౨ৎ⋆˚
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steve harrington lays you out in the back of the beemer and eats you out until you’re gushing wet into his mouth — thighs trembling and squeezing his head tight tight tight as you reach your peak harder than you ever could’ve imagined, vision whiting as your eyes clench shut. fingers grasping desperately in his honey highlighted tresses and pulling.
he takes it, groans and grunts into your pussy as he laps at you like a man starved, the flat of his tongue on your folds and sucking at your clit whilst you whine and gasp above him — shaking and overstimulated as he greedily buries his face in further, large hands grasping your thighs and spreading them wider.
his own hips roll, jerky movements into the seat below him just to give him some kind of relief, rock hard and desperate, pressed up against his zipper and throbbing. he mouths at you like his life depends on it, eyes rolling into the back of his head as the taste of you floods his tastebuds, your desperate begs of ‘steve, oh my god’ spurring him on even more.
your nails bite into his scalp, hips rocking into his face as you orgasm again, crying and moaning, tears running down your temples and into your hair because it’s just so fucking good and he’s gone — grunting heavily into your sex as he ruts into the leather of the seat and floods his jeans.
#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington smut#steve harrington blurb#steve harrington drabble#steve harrington x you#my fanfic#mine#drabble#idk what came over me there guys sorry 😅
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More....more calf1sh self indulgent posting....
#splatoon#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#dedf1sh#squid sisters#acht splatoon#calf1sh#splatoon 3#so sorry everyone#they consume my thoughts 😔#canon in my heart#idk what came over me when i made this#just felt like drawing itty bitty callie n acht i guess
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The Spot after figuring out his holes
#myart#spiderverse#the spot#across the spiderverse#atsv#doodles#shitpost#marvel#IM so sorry for making this#idk what came over me#it’s just literally him
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i hope taco permadies in the finale. i hope she’s a victim of circumstance. i hope she dies convincing herself its for the better. that it’s her final punishment. that there was no other ending than this. that if her attempts to apologize for all the hurt she’s done didn’t work, she’s fully irredeemable. that there is no other fate best-suited for her other than death, and that in life there is no further point for her. i hope she dies believing she deserves it.
i hope she never gets the chance to tell microphone she loves her. i hope microphone is eternally left in the dark. i hope she never discovers the true extent of tacos remorse. her guilt. i hope she is left in silence to only ponder about how taco felt, hoping and praying that she meant anything to her. even a tiny bit. clinging onto any fraction of hope that taco could possibly feel the same way she does.
i hope microphone never finds out she’s dead. i hope she is led to believe that taco moved on from her. that she never meant anything to her. that she wasn’t enough again.
#tacomic#obligatory tag#this literally looks like a genuine taco hatepost im laughing#at least the first part#this isnt taco neg i mean this all affectionately#fuckkkkk#idk what came over me sorry to everyone that had to read this#i dont actually think shes going to die but i have a running gag of saying she’ll die. so#this is soooo emo sorry i think if she died it’d ruin her entire arc thing she has going on but it WOULD be funny if it did happen#and i got bored#if i was evil enough i’d make a fic of this#pickle is being left out of this sorry im too tacomic brained#i hope she never reconciles with pickle either in this context#rambles
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scrap the final ep of season 15. imagine Cas is saved from the empty and reunites with Dean, they have a sickeningly sweet emotional moment where Dean reveals that's he's also in love with Cas. cue a desperate frantic steamy needy softcore sex scene of 10+ years of pent up sexual tension finally being resolved. i'm talking cinematic shots of Dean pressing Cas against a wall picking him up while he sucks on his neck i'm talking Cas spreading Dean out on a table while they make out so sloppy and wet i'm talking those guys falling into a bed just all over each other shedding clothes like they'll die if they don't feel skin on skin right fucking now
this is a requirement for spn season 16 thanks
#sorry idk what came over me#i blacked out while i typed this#destiel#deancas#casdean#dean x castiel#spn#supernatural#spn revival#spn season 16#emily yaps
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Shrimp Gus be like Shrawn you know I'm a shrimpathetic frier
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I’ve seen it done already but ermmmmm overwatch x mouthwashing 👁️👁️‼️
Trans Moira holds a special place near and dear to my heart
Along with jacked Sloan
Supports would tear J*mbo a new one, prove me wrong
Also I think it’s so funny to think about Daisuke’s luck running out once he’s pitted against a military-trained(?)-pro-gamer (they cycled through three games and Daisuke still can’t beat Hana at any of them)
And here’s extra doodles, Overwatch and Mouthwashing centered :3
Full pic under the cut!+other random doodle
Here me out: Y/Ns are hawt 👁️👁️
Don’t ask me to explain
*cough cough* solar lunacy Y/N *cough cough cough*
#i’m so sorry that you’re dabbing (it’s completely my fault idk what came over me during the sketch)#my art#mouthwashing#overwatch#ow2#a very sletchy piece I felt confident enough to post!#yippeee :D#lúcio correia dos santos#moira o’deorain#<-MY WIFFFFEEE#hana song#d.va#Sloan Cameron#<- Their VA is my celebrity crush ngl#Venture#daisuke mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#<- this post is not curly centered#sorry abt that#jean baptiste augustin#<- if you squint#my sona#anxiety wizard#HAVE A GOOD DAY Y’ALL!!!!
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