#idk what Evie looked like tbh I just started guessing

[honeynclove]

theme was rotten to the core 💔

[your-unfriendlyghost]

Hiiii i just saw your Outsiders/Christine art and HOLY SHIT. When i say my jaw was on the floor it was on the floor. I’m a huge Stephen King fan (I’ve only read his books bc to me his books are good enough. I’m not a huge horror movie watcher girlie but i can do thriller/horror books. I have like 8 of his books, including Christine, on my bookshelf) and once again: HOLY SHIT. I can lowkey see the Outsiders trio as the Christine trio. Now whenever i go to reread the book, i can’t view it the same anymore haha. Another Outsiders/Stepehen King art idea for Halloween: 11/22/63. It’s one of my absolute favorite Stephen King novels. And if you haven’t read it, highly recommend it. It’s so intense and entertaining and i do get lost in that book. Anyways, HOLY SHIT. But i was also wondering if you have any tips for beginner digital artists? Like on layers, line art especially, shading etc.? I really want to get into more digital art but my tradional sketches lowkey look better than my digital ones haha. Whenever i see your stevepop or Outsiders art it just gives me a boost of inspiration. And i love them your honor.

Woah, thanks!! I’ll have to check it out- so far I’ve only read Christine and The Body (because my dad’s obsessed w/ Stand By Me), but I really dug both so I’m looking forward to it!

And as for digital art tips, I guess I’d say to keep things loose! I like to use a modified version of the Shale Brush on procreate for my sketches and lineart because it resembles a pencil, and the rough messiness makes it a whole lot easier for me to just relax and draw the way I do on paper. I don’t shy away from messiness especially in digital art- it makes things flow better in a medium that can get really stiff sometimes.

I like to do my sketches in bright colors, and I tend to assign every subject a certain color so I can tell them apart easily (idk how helpful it is, but it works for me!) Then I lower the opacity and draw on a layer on top like this:

Then I turn off the sketch layer and either fill everything in with base colors, or color it in grayscale w/ this Copic marker brush and varying levels of opacity for my comics.

As for shading, I do a combination of cell shading and painterly shading (picture for the uninitiated lol). Both have their merits, and shadows in real life usually include a bit of both.

For more simple stuff, I take a shade of either purple or sometimes magenta and cell shade everything with this pencil brush on a multiply layer, usually set to 30-ish% opacity depending on the drawing. Then I’ll blend it out a bit to soften some edges, which is what makes it look painterly. Also if you don’t know, “clipping mask” layers are really helpful for shading! You just put the shading layer over the colors and it stops you from going outside of the colors, it can be super helpful. This method is the one I usually use, and the one I’ve been using since I first started about five years ago now.

For the Christine poster specifically though I mostly just kept everything to one layer and color dropped from the reference, altering the colors as I saw fit- and just sort of guessed for Evie because she’s way tanner than Leigh and needed her own colors. The only times I used different layers were for each individual character so that they didn’t mess each other up, and also for the sketches, which I put on top of the colors but lightened the opacity on. Idk that I’d recommend this for a beginner tho, it’s taken me years to get comfortable working like this!

Sketch is set to a multiply layer here too. You can’t see it super well here tbh, because of how dark everything is, but oh well. Here’s a study I did last year with the same method tho! (Also she’s got some similarities to Evie huh?? I guess I have a type lol oops)

Anyhow, that’s probably enough for now lol- but lmk if there’s anything else you wanna know! And obviously this is just how I do things, there’s no hard and fast rules for any of this- I’m making it up as I go along, and you should too!!

[raspberrysmoon]

please share your gripes

YES i will share my gripes in order of how pissed off i was when i found out about them (then order of stuff im discovering today)

- in the? books? the movie canon seems to be ignored????? carlos (white haired boy) is ?? the bullying victim of the other three vks???? absolutely insane what the fuck is happening here

- uma and mal are half sisters, somehow. this may be movie canon???? but im still pissed about it tbh. no reason specifically. also its not listed on the wiki fully, i had to find out myself by seeing hades listed as their dad. weird to me, tbh

- in the? books? evie (blue girl) and carlos are ? engaged and have a baby on the way. what happened to doug. what about jane. guys what the hell. evie had a WHOLE SONG about true loves kiss and GUESS WHO IT WAS WITH. NOT FUCKING CARLOS. IT WAS WITH DOUG. WHERE IS HE

- bens name on the wiki isnt ben. also, he's somehow carlos' half brother or something idk i dont remember but theyre related. bens name is like. clay clayton or soemthing. i think theyre cousins. which? how? im lost. this makes carlos and mal related by marriage which angers me WHY did we need that to be real

- gonzo. im.... why did we need uma to have a boyfriend and could we not have picked a better name. and why does he go to SERPENT PREP. what. please god name him better

- okokok si this is new. i was looking for info on gonzo and the rest of the book pirate crew (which i can allow!!! i like them) and. THEY FUCKING MADE HARRY HOOK GAY AND IN LOVE WITH DOUG 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GUESS WE KNOW WHY EVIE IS WITH CARLOS NOW LMAOOOOO I LOVE THIS CHANGE TBH

- ^ nevermind im pissed afain??? what the fuck is going on with the books??? harry and doug are in love and dating but. evie and doug are SOULMATES. theyre eachothers "true love" so???? are they different universes????? im so confused

- audrey and ben are fiancees????????????? this is turning into confusion and dislike for the wiki tbh. mals ben is not called ben and now audrey and ben are engaged. when the WHOLE POINT OF THE MOVIES WAS BEN GETTING WITH MAL AND LEAVING AUDREY?????? does NOBODY remember queen of mean and all of the reasons that happened

- what if i start a miraheze descendants wiki this is so poorly done

- THEY MADE JAY GAY TOO THIS IS LITERALLY JUST PANDERING HELLO???? WHAT ABOUT LONNIE WERE THEY NOT IN LOVE ??!?!?!? JAY AND GIL????? REALLY????? did i make up lonnie and jay?????

- hades. god hades makes me angry. i LOVE the song he and mal sing but did she really need a dad. and did he also need to be umas dad ???? and did he have to look like that. hes a god make him look cooler than jay please

- upon reading through all of bens page on the wiki, im pretty sure the books, show, game (yeah) and movies are all completely different universes unless otherwise stated. so the books are a spinoff basically. not any less pissed but i can accept this i guess

yeah. this got long (and crashed my phone fun fact) but. there are my gripes :D

[acebean]

thank you for taking the time to give me such a thorough answer, i really appreciate that. I'll probably just skip over black flag for now and then come back to it once ive got the money for it then (i play on ps4, i cant stand the pc controls and also my laptop cannot run the ac games lol, i tried ac1 since thats the only one not on ps4 and it was super laggy despite being such an old game and again, i hate the pc controls very much)

i too am a slut for egyptian and greek mythology (i know a bit about norse too but not a ton), and i've played a fair bit of origins, though haven't finished it bc its long af, i remember having 0 interest in Layla at all even though I did look at her laptop and read some of the emails and stuff, I didn't really understand what was going on with her (I thought she still worked for Abstergo and was in the process of going rogue? Again though I haven't finished it yet so), and I thought the thing with her not needing to be related to Aya and Bayek was lame, I feel like needing to share DNA with whichever assassin whose memories you're seeing is kinda the point?

I'm pretty iffy about the god/magic stuff too, like I'm interested in and will be playing Odyssey once I eventually finish Origins, since I bought them both in a double pack during the boxing day sale or whatever it was last year, but from what I've seen about Odyssey and Valahlla, alot of it seems waaaay to fantastical for a series that used to be (relatively) grounded in reality. (I've found myself not too bothered by spoilers for this series, which is unusual for me, but I've been reading fic and watching youtube videos doing story breakdowns and stuff since I was like halfway through AC2, and I'm still enjoying it alot despite knowing the gist of what happens to Desmond and how Ezio finds Altair and stuff) (Im getting off track lol I do that alot)

As for the Kassandra/Alexios thing, that's basically what happened yeah, it was 100% sexism, they did a pretty similar thing with Evie in Syndicate. IIRC the game was originally supposed to be just Evie, but the Ubisoft higher ups didn't want a female protangonist/didn't think one would sell as well, so they 'compromised' by adding Jacob, and then heavily focusing all the marketing on him. As much as I love Jacob (which is alot) that was originally supposed to be Evies story.

The staff thing sounds kinda...dumb? Though I guess that explains why I heard Kassandra shows up in Valhalla? (I am way too into this fandom for someone who hasn't even finished the Ezio trilogy yet lol, though hopefully I'll finish that either tonight or tomorrow, I'm starting Sequence 7 of Revelations as I'm writing this)

Everything I've heard about Valhalla makes it seem like it's really not for me, from the story to how heavily they went on the rpg mechanics to how goddamn long it is, so unless I find it cheap on marketplace on a time I can spare the cash, I'm pretty unlikely to play that one tbh, though Mirage might go on my christmas list if reception for it is good and they stick with releasing it on both ps4 and ps5 (fucking spiderman 2 crushing my heart like that wtf)

the tree thing sounds like it might be an interpretation of the world tree from norse myth? idk though, most of my norse knowledge comes from just general pop culture or the Magnus Chase series, but if that tree is somehow Desmond I will fucking scream

ANYWAY thank you so much for the reply lol, I'll probably do Rogue after AC3 then and Unity after that :)

does it matter what order you play the ac game in after ac3? Ive heard the modern day story kinda dies after that and from what i remember of playing syndicate that definitely seems to be true since iirc that was just some cutscenes between sequences plus the showdown cutscene at the end, so does it matter what one i play after ac3 or should it definitely be black flag?

[lunavadash-creates]

Oh Dear, you’ve opened Pandora box of my curiosity! I would love to read about your other OCs! Does all your OC’s have something in common with you? I know you mentioned that the only trait you share with Amara are green eyes. But there are many traits you share with Olivia! What about others? But please, enjoy your vacation first!

Btw. Olivia is one of very few female names I like

🔪

Ha! Actually you opened the Pandora Box!

Honestly I have an OC for every fandom?men/women I like. Some of them doesn't even have name but I can imagine traits of them all. Also some OCs add a pinch of supernatural fantasy into the stories.

For AC 1 I have Amara and Shifa.

Shifa was an idea for a witch that was able to give Malik his hand back. Tbh I wrote some about it and then dropped it ;; (opsie)

For Ezio I have Flora. The only supernatural part of her is that she can see ghosts. Basically she sees ghosts of Federico and Giovanni and then tried to tell Ezio about it because she needs his help to help them cross the border. Actually I mostly use Flora in Sims but that story is complicated and lasts for all Ezio trilogy.

For Connor I thought about Slavic girl (idk I just like Slavic looks and folk outfits/stories etc. She run away from Europe after her country was destroyed and became a doctor/herbalist in America. She helps people both British and Native if she can. She doesn't want to hurt anyone. She used to be an assassin but she didn't want to kill and take part in wars.

Olivia - I already said a bit about her. She is a seamstress, Thomas Hickey's younger sister, bunny lover.

For Edward... Well I don't have oc for him to be with but I have an OC they actually starts her story in black flag! Ceri (Ceridwen) is a mermaid that became friends with Edward. She was for him when he lost everyone but when he settled in London she had to leave. She went back to th sea but she visited sometimes to check on them and meet baby Haytham. She promised Edward she would protect Haytham. But then she disappeared again and when she came back Edward was dead and Haytham was gone. She found him eventually during ac rogue, decided to stick by his side but eventually fell for Shay. Isn't it too weird? But I really like mermaids and sirens so I just had to make at least one!

I have 2 oc for Haytham. Olivia is my main one but when I'm down I like to make something about the other one. Lori (Loralei) is a siren who is with Haytham. I created her for my friend who has also sea creature for Shay! Sometimes we have fun with developing their relationship.

Shay - as I said, for him I only have this mermaid lady.

Arno - Vivienne. It's a soulmate au which I already wrote and it's somewhere on Tumblr and my ao3. I think I may write more about them sooner or later. Back then I had big mood for soulmate au's because I find them interesting!

For Arno I also have male OC Gilbert (alternative for french Frye I guess ). Gilbert is a writer and a friend of De Sade. He meets Arno by accident and then... He writes a book about him, but actually changed his name and such. But when Arno sees this book, he knows it's about him. He and Gilbert have funny relationship. Gilbert is at the same time very mature and very childish! He helps Arno to move on in life.

Jacob - let's start with Megan, another Slavic oc who tries to help people who run away from central/East Europe to London. She is an assassin and was sent to London to free it. She is supposed to make fully functional assassin's bureau in London and liberate the city. Council doesn't know Evie and Jacob are there so she kind of .. blackmails them to do what she wants or she will tell on them and they will be kick of the brotherhood. But eventually they work things out.

I have informant Ian who is also for Jacob. He is kind of a psycho and morally grey but welp.

I know it's so many and I'm like creating more whenever something inspires me. It's a total mess but it makes me happy 🥰

I almost forgot! Octavia the doctor for Otso Berg, finding out that his daughter isn't sick but poisoned by abstergo.

I have no oc for Bayek (except one lil oc who is a child Bayek and Aya kind of adopts) because I have so much respect and Aya and I'm in such an awe for Bayeks love I feel like I would be disrespectful if I made OC to be with him.

[evie-quinn]

Evie Quinn Biography

g e o m e t r i c s

↬ Full name ↫

Evie Tiara Quinn

↬ Nickname ↫

Her friends refer to her as E sometimes idk if that counts as a real nickname

↬ Birthday ↫

May 1st

↬ Birthplace ↫

Isle of the Lost

↬ Zodiac ↫

Taurus

↬ Height ↫

5′4″

↬ Orientation ↫

Bisexual

↬ Social Class ↫

Middle upper class I’d say?

↬ Wealth ↫

She does well for herself selling garments and baked goods but of course has always envisioned herself living “happily ever after” in a castle so there’s a bit of a disconnect there.

a p p e a r a n c e

↬ Tattoos ↫

She doesn’t have any tattoos yet mostly because she can hear her mother’s teachings engraved in her mind about tattoos “tainting” a woman which Evie obviously knows isn’t true but she still hasn’t worked up the courage to get one.

↬ Piercing ↫

Just her earlobes!

↬ Outfits ↫

Evie’s main passion is fashion so you know she’s always looking her best, usually she wears things she’s made herself and in her signature color: blue

↬ Accessories ↫

She’s a big believer in accessorizing and has a huge collection of rings and necklaces etc.

p e r s o n a l i t y

↬ Normal mood ↫

She’s always very bubbly and energetic. She prides herself on trying to remain positive and spread light. 

↬ Temper ↫

Evie’s probably one of the most patient people you’ll ever meet. She’s never been one to have much of a temper but can get angry if provoked.

↬ Discipline ↫

Evie generally likes to follow the rules. Aside from getting into trouble with the Core gang, she’s rather responsible. The Mama Bear so to speak.

↬ Strengths ↫

Her kindness is her main strength. She’s also a hell of a cook and baker and can create any type of clothing.

↬ Weaknesses ↫

Her relationship with her mother. They were close throughout her childhood and even when she first moved to Auradon but as of late she’s become more reluctant to maintain a good relationship with her mom because the woman has a very strong influence over her.

↬ Drive/dreams ↫

She dreams to open her own fashion boutique in Auradon complete with her personal handmade designs for clothing and accessories. She also always wanted to be royalty but after the whole Kit fiasco that dream has been sort of dissolved. 

↬ Fears ↫

Losing the bond she has with Rose, Kai, and Chase, being sent back to the Isle, and inheriting her mother’s cruelty are probably the biggest ones.

↬ Likes ↫

Fashion, socializing, learning, baking, her friends.

↬ Dislikes ↫

Bad attitudes, real fur in fashion, Nolan (sorry Sloane and Ben), but mostly Kit.

↬ Soft spot ↫

Always the Core gang. 

↬ Depression ↫

Thinking of how she was robbed from having a better upbringing by being on the Isle, especially after seeing that some of the kids raised in Auradon are scum.

↬ Inspiration ↫

Evie’s always been a materialistic girl, so her thought process at this point is if she works hard she’ll be able to earn things for herself to show off, so that’s kind of what drives her to be successful.

↬ Role model ↫

As a kid, it was her own mother and also Ben’s mom because she was basically who Evie aspired to be (a fancy royal). Now? Her role models are probably Rose and Sloane because she admires them both so much in different ways.

↬ Mental disorder ↫

N/A

↬ Habits ↫

She fidgets with her fingers quite a bit. She used to bite them as a child until her mother made her wear nail polish constantly to try and break the habit. Now, Evie is rarely seen without painted fingernails.

r a t i n g s

(5 Stars means very high strength, 1 star means very low strength aka weak)

↬ Psychological strength ↫

I’d say 3 or 4. There are some cracks in her mental stability as she starts to unlearn the not so great things her mother taught her.

↬ Physical strength ↫

3, she can hold her own but is still just of average strength.

↬ Leadership ↫

I’d say 5. Evie can lead or be lead, and she enjoys both. When her Mama Bear instincts come out though, she is In Charge and no one will stop her from achieving her goal.

↬ Wisdom ↫

4, she is incredibly wise and is rather calculating in thinking through her decisions (aside from the Kit stuff)

↬ Intelligence ↫

5 for sure, street smarts from the Isle and then straight As in Auradon.

↬ Confidence ↫

I’m gonna say 5 because appearance wise she is fully confident and doesn’t have any struggles there, and she’s also pretty confident when it comes to decision making.

↬ Endurance ↫

Evie’s tough despite her pleasant outlook on life. She doesn’t handle change all that well but can fake it till she makes it.

r e l a t i o n s h i p s

↬ Father ↫

She never knew her father and as a child, Evie’s mother was always enough for her.

↬ Mother ↫

The Evil Queen who is still back on the Isle spent Evie’s childhood grooming her into “the perfect lady” which has left Evie equal parts thankful and resentful towards her mother.

↬ Siblings ↫

She has no siblings and grew up as the center of attention.

↬ Other relatives ↫

Oh Nolan, sweet great step nephew Nolan. They do not get along although Evie is truly trying for Sloane and Ben.

↬ Enemies ↫

Kit Charming

↬ Rivals ↫

Also Kit Charming I guess, maybe Cora to spice things up a lil

↬ Friends ↫

Rose, Sloane, Chase, Kai, Ben

↬ Best friend ↫

Rose, there’s just so much history there and they came out of it stronger.

↬ Love interest ↫

Chase even if she doesn’t know it yeeeet.

↬ Marital status ↫

She’s single for the moment.

↬ Children ↫

N/A

↬ Pets ↫

Now that she has her own place and gets kind of lonely, she’s been toying with the idea of adopting a cat.

p a s s - t i m e

↬ Hobbies ↫

Bake, sew, read.

↬ Talents ↫

She can take the ugliest piece of fabric and turn it into something beautiful. She’s also impeccable at cheering people up.

↬ Sports ↫

She loves a good Tourney match every now and then.

↬ Classes ↫

Evie always tries to take the most diverse course load she can because she absolutely loves learning in every subject and she’s damn good at it.

↬ Occupation ↫

She’s mainly a student but often does little fashion related sidejobs and sells some home baked goods to classmates.

h o m e   l i f e

↬ Location ↫

Auradon 

↬ House size ↫

Small in general but more than enough for her right now.

↬ House type ↫

I’d say more modern.

↬ Level of luxury ↫

Her place itself doesn’t look very luxurious at first glance but Evie’s spruced it up with decorations of course.

↬ Outdoor description ↫

Cozy and modern.

↬ Indoor description ↫

It’s basically a two bedroom with one of them acting as her studio but she’s kind of overflowed her fabrics and designs into other areas of her home because you never know when inspiration will strike.

↬ Bedroom description ↫

Lowkey princessy like her bed spread looks like it belongs in a castle and her vanity is by the window so she can see outside while getting ready.

L I F E    S T O R Y

↬ Age 0-12 ↫

Her mother began basically a type of home-finishing school in which Evie was trained in all the ways she was supposed to behave if she ever wanted to be noticed by royalty. I imagine her and Rose didn’t get along much during this time.

↬ Age 13-18 ↫

Spent most of her days with the Core gang getting into mischief and dreaming of a day she could visit Auradon and live amongst the heros she wanted to be around, little did she know she’d actually get the chance to live there.

↬ Age 19-30 (or 25) ↫

Living the dream in college tbh making new friends, keeping her old ones, and trying to find her own path in the world. Kind of unsure if her wants and goals are her own or if they’ve trickled down from things her mother instilled in her as a child which as she’s learned now, some of those lessons were problematic. 

↬ Darkest secret ↫

N/A for now...

[starryeyedkoo]

22 Questions Tag Game

thank you @hannahdearr for tagging me!!

Rules: Answer the questions then tag 20 people

(i don’t think i even have 20 people to tag adhlfhkj if you wanna be friends hit me up!)

1 - Name: my pseudonym is Evangeline (my real name isn’t all that common and even though i don’t think any of my irls would be on tumblr, i’m still choosing to keep my name private, but if you dig far enough back into my blog, you’ll find it haha)

2 - Nickname: Evie

3 - Star Sign: Cancer (i’m sorry i’m just as annoyingly emotional as cancers are made out to be)

4 - Gender: female

5 - Sexuality: heterosexual

6 - Favorite Color: baby blue, pink, and black

7 - Time Right Now: 9:26 pm

8 - Average Hours of Sleep: ok i don’t drink coffee or tea, so if i don’t get enough sleep i am an absolute monster, so i get no less than 7 hours if possible

9 - The Last Thing I Googled: “bnha dabi” because of conspiracy theories!!

10 - Number of Blankets: tbh i’m not really sure what this is asking?? one i guess?? lol idk i sleep with no sheet and a comforter so i guess that’s just a big blanket

11 - Favorite Fictional Character: i can’t just choose one!! Katsuki Bakugou and Shouto Todoroki (bnha), Zuko (atla), Cloud Strife (ffvii)... as you can see, i have a soft spot for angsty and emotionally distant boys woohoo~

12 - What are you wearing right now: a really comfy t-shirt that says California on it even though i’ve never been there and pajama shorts

13 - Favorite Book: tbh i don’t do that much reading for fun, but i had to read The Outsiders for school in middle school and I really liked it, and of course I’ll also say the Harry Potter series (even though i still haven’t read all of them bc i was late to the party and i never have time to read anymore)

14 - Favorite Musician: BTS, The 1975, and I have an on and off relationship with Billie Eilish (its on right now because of jk’s bad guy video hehe)

15 - Dream Job: my DREAM dream job would to be a professional dancer for a few years and then have my own studio and teach kids who love dance as much as i do, but that’s unrealistic, so i guess it would be a clinical psychologist or maybe even psychiatrist, but i honestly have no idea so ahhhlahflhd

16 - Number of followers: 542

17 - When did you create your account: April 1, 2018

18 - What do you post about: I’m mainly a writer for BTS, but it takes me a long time to get new works out, so i also reblog a lot of bts-related content or sometimes i just rant about life or other interests

19 - What made you get an account: i knew that tumblr had a lot of writers and a lot of bts fans, and i was looking for a way to get my writing out there, so i started writing about my favorite boys and posting it here :)

20 - When did your blog reach its peak - actually lol it just reached it peak recently right after i posted my most recent jk fic. that was the first time my writing/blog had gotten so much attention at once

21 - Do you get asks on a daily basis: no :( i wanna talk with my followers and make friends, so message me sometime i’d love to talk with you all!!

22 - Why did you choose your url: i saw a picture on twitter of a really close up picture of jungkook’s eyes and they were all sparkly and it looked like they held a galaxy within them and i’m just in love with his big beautiful eyes so yeah i guess that explains it

i’m really bad at reaching out to people, so i’m basically just gonna say that if you see this and want to do it, then you can count yourself as tagged by me!!

[sharp-teeth-and-archived]

𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐐’𝐒:  

1. When are you usually online?

It honestly varies as of late. College has really kept me busy and muse varies between my blogs. My schedule can become really inconsistent at times, but I’m almost always online in some way, but it varies when and if I have the energy to reply to things. Muse has been fickle as well. I would say I am almost always online on the weekends.

2. What verses are you involved in?

I have a ton of random au’s on my blog: pirate au, vampire au, werewolf au, crossover verses, historical au’s, some very slight modern au’s. But for fandoms, I am involved in t.urn w.ashington’s s.pies fandom, r.dr2, l.eft 4 d.ead, a.ssassin’s c.reed, d.ragon a.ge, general western. I am usually more active in the t.urn rpc as of recently because the r.dr2 rpc has been kinda dead as of recently, same as l.4rd, and a.ssassin’s c.reed. I also have been writing r.dr2 for around 3 years or so and I think I’m slowly burnt out on it at times. With the recent uptick in t.urn blogs (but it’s still a small rpc) and how Lydia has become really popular on my blog and the investment of dynamics for her oc (which I really cherish), I have been more involved in the t.urn rpc because it’s an interest I fell back in. So a lot of my muses have been getting an amrev verse to suit that interest, but I am still into my other fandoms! Just college has kept me a bit busy and has kept muse fickle and selective. Luckily, my mutuals have been very supportive of my weird schedule and varying muse levels.

3. What is your biggest RP pet peeve?

I think force shipping tbh. It hasn’t happened in a while, but it just adds a lot of pressure onto me and I fall out of interest in the thread/interaction quickly if people just assume things. I work off chemistry and I only ever work with off the cuff shipping with mutuals I talk to regularly. But still, I prefer chemistry over anything else and I have had a few surprising dynamics that have come out of shared chemistry that I never would’ve expected. 

4. Are you drawn to specific types of muses?

Usually my muses have death involved in their story somewhere so that might be my type lmao.  I usually pick side characters or character I genuinely think I could develop. Like Hewlett, Evie, & Jacob. Sadly, I tend to attract muses that have little to no screen time in their media. Overall, I tend to enjoy morally grey characters with a ton of complex characteristics. I tend to drift more towards villains, but overall, I like a mixture. I don’t think I could fully write a “hero” character (the closest may be Hewlett, Varric, or Evie and Jacob, but they both have shady actions). I do really enjoy grey characters with a heart of gold (Cassie, Lydia, Sean, Kieran). The reason why I added Hewlett & Abe to my muse list is because I thought i could add more development to them compared to the writers lmao.

5. Are there reoccurring themes in your writing that people might not notice?

Themes? Like messages? Not so much, it more of depends on the character I suppose. Overall, I tend to really like introspection and really get in my muses’s minds. Sometimes my muse tends to focus on the other person more than themself, but I like a character analysis lens that looks through their thoughts and experiences. I try to sorta shift my writing style to that muse, but try to keep it somewhat consistent to my own (whatever that writing style really is). I guess death? idk it’s a trend among my muses. 

6. What are your favourite RP trends?

I honestly can’t keep up with rp trends recently, but I think the whole banner on asks. I always have a rough time with the usual ask reply system and while tagging can be messy, it’s a lot easier to format and to trim a thread with adding a banner for an answered ask in a text post than using tumblr’s own ask reply system. It has its cons, but I think I prefer that and it looks prettier imo. I also like interest trackers though people hardly use them.

7. What is your process for starting a new story with someone?

I can be really shy, but I occasionally post plotting calls, ask memes, and inbox calls. That’s the eaisest way or to outright message me. With my schedule, I have been slacking on sending asks to people on my dash and answering those asks. So, recently, I would say messaging me and figuring out a plot for liking an inbox call is the easiest atm.

8. How do you feel about duplicates?

I don’t really have duplicate anxiety. I never had anyone steal from me, but I hope people don’t because of all the hard work I put into them. I actually like duplicates because usually, I have another muse I eagerly want to write with them, even if I already write that muse. Like for example, I am always eager to interact with another Sean, but those blogs tend to not last long. When I couldn’t find a Sean to itneract with in the beginning of this blog, that was the precise reason why I added Sean to my muse list and decided to writ ehim myself. So, I am game for duplicates.

9. How long have you been involved in roleplaying?

I think since i was 10, but on tumbl rpc, I think it was early 2018. It was a little bit before r.dr2 came out.

10. Is there a muse or verse you could write in, but haven’t?

I have various oc ideas I want to toy with, but worry about adding too many muses that I overwhelm myself. I toyed with a few other turn canons, but nothing ever stuck. I want to write more of Cassie & Eleanor though.

I have various verse ideas, so I would say my vampire verses and werewolf verses that I would like to explore more. Or Evie’s da or historical verse (like her in the amrev time period, but really any time period as long as I am knowledgeable of it). I also really like my crossover r.dr2 verses (like Jacob & Evie’s verse). I really, really want to try an arranged marriage au with a lot of plotting with one of my mutuals.

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can you pretty please rank asscreed protagonists from your least favourite to 'i would kill a man for you.' ?

!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the ask

okay so consider i haven’t really played assassin’s creed origin yet (only did like 3 mission at my dad’s place since i don’t own the game and he does)  so i won’t include Bayek and Aya because i can’t really say. Also won’t include ac chronicles cause i didn’t play them ..tho i’m pretty sure i would love Shao Jun

So let’s start this - this is very subjective and based on how i enjoyed both the game and characters themselves. I don’t actually dislike anyone in this list, I’m rather neutral about the last ones

10. Arno - AC unity was a big disappointment to me and Arno was so like …transparent …what is Arno like ? IDk …i dont dislike him either tbh it’s just that i barely remember he exists

9. Jacob - tbh i put him here because i remember him more than Arno and there was no other place left. He should listen to his sister more. Like i don’t have a lot to say on him ???? I like him but heeeeh. i only played syndicate once just like unity and i would rather play AC2 or AC3 for the 10th time than replay it…so i’m only saying this from memory.

8. Altaïr - I never was very fond of Altaïr but i can’t put him lower for his importance and stuff i guess. I prefer fanon Altaïr to canon Altaïr.

7.Evie - very smart, freckles, could kill me, good(i know they could all kill me)

6. Edward - I prefered Adewalé (i saw he has a dlc, freedom cry i think ? i will buy it someday)

5. Shay - I think he’s just neat

4. Aveline - I wish she had a bigger game. She had the only game with a female protagonist and NO male protagonist choice (syndicate…odyssey  ….like it’s cool and all but is ubisoft scared to make a game solely with a female protag ??) . Also …she has a nice hat and hair and a Machete

3. Haytham - I can’t justify this ….I read assassin’s creed forsaken for him

2. Ezio - I’m being unoriginal but I just love Ezio …the first ac game i played was brotherhood and then AC2 and revelation so there’s a nostalgia thing going on too but it’s also probably because he was the most developped character in the whole series (i mean 3 games, books, a sad short about his death etc)

1. Connor - Underappreciated character - I love him and his story. I just want him to be happy. TBH i usually can’t choose between him and Ezio but while looking for the character list i saw a top of ac protags and he was last and i’m very petty so i’m putting my boy first. Also he’s been my computer lock screen since 2012 and i’m not planning on changing it.

0. DESMOND - BRING ME TO LIFE

[esseastri]

Megan Reads Oathbringer (part 3)

Didn’t even stop for food; that part was just getting so long.

Part Three encompasses pages 144-240 (previous parts)

I promise I’m not going to stop each liveblog part every time I get to a Shallan chapter. I promise. 

OH MY GOSH I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’t BREATHE

SHALLAN ASSUMING THE KNOCK ON HER DOOR IS PALONA NAD ADOLIN WALKS IN

1. ADOLIN BROUGHT HER DINNER WHAT A SWEETIE

2. SHE’S IN HER FRIKKIN NIGHTGOWN

3. HE ALMOS DROPS HER DINNER BECAUSE OH NO HER SAFEHAND

I’M DYING THIS IS FRIKKIN HILARIOUS I LOVE ADOLIN SO MUCH I LOVE ADOLIN AND SHALLAN TOGETHER THIS IS TOO FUNNY

“In my defense, you did invite me in!” SHOUTING THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A GRINNING FOOL I LOVE THEM??

“Back of your left thigh, eh? What’s a girl gotta do to sneak a glimpse of that?” SAYS THE WOMAN WHO JUST FREAKED OUT AND WRAPPED HER SAFEHAND IN THREE LAYERS OF CLOTH WHILE BLUSHING FURIOUSLY TWO SECONDS AGO OMG THESE NERDS

He’s so genuine in how much he likes her. hello, fronds, I LOVE THEM

“Your ego doesn’t count as a separate individual, Shallan.” GOD BLESS

Pattern + math jokes = Good

The fact that both Pattern and Syl have been “studying” um...mating. is REALLY HILARIOUS

otp: NO MATING

THAT’S THE CUTEST KISS EVER I’M GIGGLING THIS IS DELIGHTFUL

Did you guys know that Kaladin is A Good?

what a good.

also, I’m worried about the parshmen. That’s not stormform--I’m assuming workform or nimbleform??--so...the storm gave them the ability to change forms again, I’m guessing? But they don’t know what to do with them. And it didn’t force them into stormform, which is why they didn’t attack, but...what does this mean?

Adolin!!! you nerd!!! he’s so excited about training her to fight!! omg “I brought the Blade guards, lemme go grab them RIGHT NOW” THIS NERD

“I can die. They will send you another to bond.” BBY NOOOOOOOO

Someone hug Pattern, please

Also hug Shallan?? maybe? girl, panic attacks SUCK I know how you feel, just breathe, babe, just breathe...

girl really needs to Deal with some shit. Get her a therapist, someone

Adolin is a good and patient boy who is genuine and wonderful, and I love him.

...whoops, I totally forgot about the Honorblade. heh

The fact that Dalinar is hiding the honorblade in the sewer pipes is delightful to me.

I miss Bridge Four.

Though this new guy from Bridge Thirteen seems chill. and funny.

except I don’t trust him? do we know him? are we sure he is who he says he is?

I’m concern

Dalinar stripping to his waist to wrestle people is hilarious to me?

OH. I didn’t realize the Thrill was an Alethi-only thing. huh. that’s still...it’s still bad, but idk if it’s worse that it’s only Alethi or better that it’s not spread to everyone.

they use terms of endearment and the term of endearment is gemheart I’m dying that’s too adorable

that was...a very interesting conversation about tradition and religion and how the two tie together. I’m particularly interested in the idea that “just because it’s tradition doesn’t mean it’s worthy; just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s right.” I feel like there are a lot of real-world applications to that sentiment that could do with exploring...

ooohhhhhh snap OOHHHHHHH DALINAR USING STORMLIGHT THE FIRST TIME OOOOHHH

oh, Adhesion, of course. I’m genuinely curious to see what his other one does. Tension, isn’t it? How does that work hmmmmmmmmm gimme magic system answers aahh

AAAHH WHAT

EVI

WHAT

HE REMEMBERS!!!!

is it ‘cause the Stormlight “healed” his memories? Stormlight magic cancels out other magic--Nightwatcher magiOH OH MY GOD THAT’S WHY LIFT IS AGING ISN’T IT? SHE ASKED THE NIGHTWATCHER TO NOT GET OLDER BUT THE STORMLIGHT MAYBE ERASED THAT MAGIC?? MAYBE?? I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A THEORY THAT IS HIGHLY PLAUSIBLE SO I’M STICKING WITH IT.

gaahh parshendi kiddos aahh no they’re cute this is A Lot

nnnnnnnnngggggg Kaladin thinking about his escape attempts aaaaAAAAAHHHHH

“That had been his most successful escape attempt. It had lasted five days.” AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I’m

He’s so. strong. He’s come so far. He suffered so much I just. AAAHHH

aahh, Kaladin’s first instinct when Syl is ignoring him is “oh god, I messed up something’s wrong with the bond” and that momentary panic is SO MUCH HE’S SO MUCH I’M

....parshman radiant? or?

but it’s yellow

so how is it Voidspren? unless the black sphere isn’t voidspren...

...........Odium’s champion is golden. maybe.

hm.

HHHMMM.

KALADIN IS SO GOOD

HE’S SUCH A GOOD

Mmmmmmmmmm Shallan attempting to do alcohol is. really second-hand embarrassment-y.

I’m very uncomfortable.

someone stop her

I feel like Shallan keeps rolling 2s on her Investigation checks, but then 18s on her Charisma checks to back it up. She’s the worst at this, but she’s convincing anyway.

Also, I looooove that Stormlight clears up alcohol, it’s the best.

EW SHALLAN WTF

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

AAHH WHAT THE. GAAAHH YOU CAN HEAL YOUR HAND BUT HE CAN’T HEAL HIS UGH OH GOD WHY

okay

welp. good to know that everyone is scared of the Ghostbloods....

also maybe she shouldn’t just be spreading that association around quite so freely....

mmmm okay wth. what is the copycat murderer. some kind of illusionist, if they can pretend to be someone else so fully that even the ring impression is there....hmmmmm......

ALSO I FORGOT BUT A LIL BIT AGO, Shallan said something about not ever being able to actually fake being these people until she’d lived their lives or lived among them or smthn, and part of me is like AH GOOD SHE IS LEARNING and part of me is like “congrats on the stunning realization that darkeyes are people too” *rolls eyes*

But no, seriously, I’m glad she’s realizing these things, and at least beginning to understand that she’s coming from a place of hardcore privilege and is starting to understand what that means for her.

God, the fact that Ialai and Sadeas used to ply their political prowess and manipulation powers to get people to fight Dalinar so they could eliminate people without the use of assassins is just like....yeah, OF COURSE the betrayal in Way of Kings went down like it did. That was CLASSIC, that was something they’d probably talked about doing to other people back when they were all friends. That’s exactly the sort of scheme that Sadeas would probably have encouraged Gavilar to pull on any of the highprinces who were refusing to fall in line. And it’s just so...frustrating that Dalinar never, ever thought that those machinations could have fallen on him and his. It’s right there, right there, all along--Sadeas is the crafty one. And Dalinar trusted him anyway, and I’m. Upset.

I’m really glad that we don’t have to worry about him in the present day, but also like. We haven’t heard from Ialai at all this book. Wth is she planning.

Dalinar “Just Wandering Through a Highstorm Looking for My Lost Knife” Kholin really, really needs to chill.

“brought him to life like nothing else but battle” tbh that’s...weirdly romantic. In a creepy punk!Dalinar kind of way.

Listen, the pining for Navani here just makes the ridiculously long delays honor!Dalinar imposed on himself so ridiculous?? like? he loves her SO MUCH AND HE RESISTED SO USELESSLY FOR SO LONG

Just let yourself be happy, my dude. sigh.

THOUGH HE DID AND THEY ARE NOW AND IT’S GREAT AND I’M SO HAPPY

god, Sadeas and Ialai just...sitting on each other. is great.

UGH they loved each other a lot and they were so well-matched, and tbh I’m actually a little sad for her? that he’s dead now? idk how I feel about that.

Also, the number of times that Sadeas has said, “Oh, Dalinar,” in an exasperated and fond tone is just... bi Sadeas confirmed? idk, I don’t really want him in the bi camp. but I’m getting the feeling he belongs here.

EW DALINAR, PLEASE.

DON’T USE THE KNIFE YOU JUST STABBED SOMEONE WITH TO EAT YOUR DINNER. I DON’T CARE THAT YOU WASHED IT OFF IN YOUR WINE EEWW

“He wasn’t going to drink the wine he’d washed the blood into. He wasn’t a barbarian.” Maybe not, but he’s certainly the most Extra son of a gun I’ve ever encountered in a novel. This is wild.

Also, I’m concerned, tbh, about how his relationship with Evi is going to go down. She’s a soft, left-handed baby. Let her live.

OOOHH THE PARSHMEN ARE STARTING TO HEAR THE RHYTHMS!!! they’re real Listeners now!

Kaladin “I’m Mad that I Care About People AGAIN” Stormblessed

what a good human being

I love that every time he comes across of group of people larger than one he’s like “ah! I must teach them how to shelter and fight and protect themselves! but I don’t care about them! Of course I don’t care!! I just want them to be safe and happy and free! it’s not like I CARE about them!”

this boy is the best boy and I will fite you if you say otherwise

Adolin having “messy in just the right way” hair is DELIGHTFUL and I love that Shallan thinks it’s “cute”.

I’m genuinely disappointed to find out that women on Roshar still have periods.

That’s bullshit.

Petition for anyone with Regrowth to go around healing every woman of her cramps on a regular basis, ‘cause that’s TERRIBLE.

#otp: no mating

“When my father explained that good relationships required investment, I don’t think this is what he meant.” Who knew Adolin was good at puns!!?

Adolin cares so much about his soldiers and about soldiers in general, HE’S SO GOOD WHAT A GOOD AAHH

“You sound like your father.” “Nothing wrong with that.” A GOOD, BEAUTIFUL BOY WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH.

OHHH SHIT

WELP

THAT’S. UNEXPECTED BUT ALSO NOT???

Ialai with the Ghostbloods. That. makes a certain amount of sense in that they are both manipulators to the extreme and also EVIL. OMG THIS IS WILD

god, I adore that Rosharans call all birds chickens, it’s. so. good.

but also Mraize with a parrot: why this.

I’m sooooo worried about Adolin investigating...himself. sort of. I just. so worried.

Adolin going OFF ON Ialai HECK YE BOY GET IT

any time he talks about his mom I get emotional, though. how hard must it have been to lose her, and then to...never talk about her? because Dalinar couldn’t remember and didn’t talk about it? THE BOYS ARE SO STRONG AND I LOVE THEM

but also, like. get rekt, Ialai.

I’m. concerned. About the Ghostbloods. my dude, if you really, honestly think you can control the Voidbringers once they fully level up to Voidbringers, you’ve got another thing coming. Isn’t that the whole point of this!? They were bound to parshman form because they COULDN’T be controlled otherwise? What makes him think he and his organization are stronger and more powerful/capable than the Heralds?

Overconfident evil people are. frustrating.

I mean. I shouldn’t be surprised that Ialai is working with Amaram. and I’m. not really. surprised. but I did just hiss at the book when his name appeared.

God, I hate Amaram. Soooo much.

WHY is he here. Why isn’t he dead yet. Why haven’t we killed him yet. ARGH

mmmmmm why did three separate caravans go missing, and please tell me Kaladin isn’t going to get distracted by an investigation into that.....

(I mean, of course he is, but)

strange intelligent golden glow spren is VERY DISCONCERTING. #yikes.

This book is so dense and so intense and SO GOOD. I remember hitting this point of Words of Radiance and being like “eh, not as good as WoK” but like this one!!!! Just keeps! going!! in all these amazing ways!!! this book is so just...WOW.

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85 Statements

I was tagged

 by @sunkissedjae, thank you friend!!! ((((: 

THE LAST

1. drink: apple juice  2. phone call: joshua called me this morning cause my schedule was wrong and i was late for work *insert upside down smiley emoji* i was so frckn mad that i was late. i’m always 20 minutes early!  3. text message: if you count snapchat text, it was evie. if not, it was my family group chat lol  4. song you listen to: mercy - kanye  5. time you cried: last tuesday when i fell out of the kayak and lost my glasses in the river 6. dated someone twice: ...never dated anyone lol  7. kissed someone and regretted it: yee, but they were trashy boys and i should have never gotten involved in the first place 8. been cheated on: geez, i’d hope not with how exciting my dating life is 9. lost someone special: yeah, but they’re looking over me and that’s what matters most. they’re not lost when they become something other than alive, simply just transcendent.  10. been depressed: unfortunately, yes, but i’ve become a lot better since i moved out of mom’s house. 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i’m oddly super conscious when i get drunk, so i know when to stop and thankfully have not thrown up

3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. periwinkle  13. dodie yellow 14. green 

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: i have!  16. fallen out of love: i mean i stopped loving a lot of artists i liked cause i realized they had/have morals that don’t better them as musicians, but make their image something that holds materialistic things higher than the passion of the craft.  17. laughed until you cried: literally anytime i think of the “joutjout” meme which is like everyday  18. found out someone was talking about you: nah, but like i have a very small circle of friends and we all support each other. we don’t have time for petty shit like that.  19. met someone who changed you: kinda, more they showed me why i don’t need to change. they opened my eyes to the confidence i never had, and showed me that my weird and quirky traits i hide myself behind only make me shine.   20. found out who your friends are: sure lol  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: i don’t even talk to more than 2 people on my facebook list lol 

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: yo last time i was on facebook was around when alex and i went to california, it’s all people from my hometown and it’s pretty toxic 23. do you have any pets: 2 corgis named Max (my snuggle bug) and Minnie! I really want a cat, but my grandma is allergic and we can’t have more than 2 animals in our neighborhood assoc. 24. do you want to change your name: when i’m at work yeah lol, i’ve met 2 people with my name but i see like 12 dogs a week with my name. literally i share a name with more dogs than people and it trips me up some days.  25. what did you do for your last birthday: dad and i went to a korean bbq place (and i suffered a v bad haircut), but then the week after alex and i went to disneyland after con and celebrated there too (which was frckn amazing we met Traci Hines) 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching dream high 2  28. name something you can’t wait for: Noon saturday (but i’m also super anxious, so i’m sure you’ll see a post or smthn of me yelling about my feelings) 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: in July (which isn’t that bad because our relationship isn’t the best. i love her, but loving her is hard when she treated me so poorly for so long) 31. what are you listening to right now: Power - Kanye (it’s just a ye playlist on spotify for now)  32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah, he was a navy captain my mom knew. he’s in a betty white movie  33. something that is getting on your nerves: pretty much nothing, my anxiety but that’ll go down in a few.  34. most visited website: youtube 35. hair colour: brownish auburny color 36. long or short hair: it’s longer than it was a few months ago 37. do you have a crush on someone: not really, i don’t leave my house often and i don’t really find myself attracted to many people. maybe one day i guess 38. what do you like about yourself: my sense of humor, it’s slightly twisted but my family runs on puns so i’m always joking around. i do also like my smile, it’s a bit crooked but it makes my face brighter and happier.  40. blood type: O positive, I used to donate twice a year until college, i ate so poorly i got an iron deficiency and can’t donate anymore :(  41. nickname: chlo, chipotle, joshua calls me chole cause work spelled my name wrong on my clock in badge, evie calls me sunshine, dad and i have a joke that i call him jedi master and he calls me padawan, idk people just calls me names tbh. my grandparents call me by my cousin’s name sometimes, once they called the dog my name.  42. relationship status: single, but like not worried about it  43. zodiac: gemini 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: i don’t watch much tv, but i do really like game of thrones and rick and morty. those are really the only 2 i keep up with, my grandma and i watch “this is us” together cause it’s how we spend time together. When christmas comes around, I watch the hallmark channel with her cause they always play my favorite christmas movie!  46. tattoos: just one on my upper inner left arm, i was supposed to get another one but i used the money to buy a new purse since i’ve had the same one since 7th grade and it’s super dirty and worn out.  47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: not that i know of

50. sport: i played soccer in middle and part of high school, i don’t really keep up with sports except detroit soccer over the summer. 

51. vacation: being cliche, but i want to eat pray love w a backpack all around the world, but if i do end up in school again, i hope to get admitted in the language program and get to travel abroad to work on translating and teaching alongside multiple linguists.  52. pair of trainers: pumas

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: nothing, but i just had a few clementines  54. drinking: water  55. I’m about to: watch another episode of dream high 2, maybe go to sleep, bre was right i get super sad late at night and shouldn’t put myself through that 56. waiting for: noon saturday  57. want: to go to a park and just sit outside. one perk of college was that i could go sit outside at this time and it be okay (except it was humid af how did i live in georgia for 18 years). Now I can’t go outside or walk around at this time without being scolded, and all I want to do is just sit under the stars or just enjoy the night air.  58. get married: hopefully one day, i went to planned parenthood the other day and they asked me when i wanted to get married, i said 26 cause hopefully by then i’ll be more stable and with someone, but like i have this feeling that i will be by myself forever, or end up in a very toxic marriage like my mom. I lived my whole life being called ugly up until now, and now i just feel like the people suddenly confessing to me only want to use me.  59. career: I work in a grooming salon now and could one day get an offer to go to grooming academy, but if I could get back into psychology I would, I also really want to get into linguistics and just kinda travel using my degree to do odd jobs in different places. Experience the cultures of different places by meeting and interacting with the people those places have to offer. 

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: depends who is giving what, a hug is warmth while a kiss can be hunger.  61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: i prefer tall, but i am short  63. older or younger: either or as long as there is nothing but 100% commitment 64. nice arms or nice stomach: why does that matter when i’m getting cuddles and love?  65. hook up or relationship: relationship, more meaningful  66. troublemaker or hesitant: i say this with a clear head but a troublemaker. being hesitant can really hold you back in this world, and will make you miss many chances you might not get again. 

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: yes, but i’m more of a wine girl  69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes :(((  70. turned someone down: ye, but that was because he had told me prior he was using me for sex  71. sex on the first date: guess who still has the magic v card  72. broken someone’s heart: i hope not  73. had your heart broken: uh no?  74. been arrested: no, my step dad is a cop he would personally start ww3 if i was 75. cried when someone died: kinda yeah  76. fallen for a friend: yes? but like he’s my best friend now and those feelings went away very fast

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: if i didn’t, who would?  78. miracles: kinda yeah 79. love at first sight: no, but someone could prove me wrong one day 80. santa claus: HoHoNO

81. kiss on the first date: if they treated me right and they date went well, there is no harm in a kiss on the first date 82. angels: i do 

OTHER

84. eye colour: i always thought they were hazel, but they are green with a ring of browny/amber in the center. in the right light and when i’m sleepy, they’re grey it’s p cool  85. favourite movie: i watch a lot of movies, but i did really like moana.

i tag: @parkjinyoungaf (i forgot the url annie i was like WHERE IS SHE OH NO), @doublebam1a @thekoreanguys (i hope you’re okay i’m v worried about you :(( )

[jaylos]

Rant - Rise of the Isle of the Lost

(alternative title: i read rise of the isle of the lost so you don’t have to)

first off i’m probably biased but if you got something out of my opinions in the past then maybe you’ll find this interesting as well.

there are spoilers, obviously, but if you ask me, you really don’t have to read the book, save your money. (i put a short summary under the cut so you know what’s going on)

i’m gonna be honest this turned more into “i’m picking this book apart” than just a rant lmao. i blame the excessive amount of cinemasins i’ve been watching over the past few days.

and be warned - this is gonna be LONG and not very nice.

~summary if you haven’t read the book~ Arabella (Ariel’s niece) snatched the trident to fuck around, causes a storm, and loses it in the ocean. Waves carry it through the barrier to isle territory, because the barrier is penetrable for a short amount of time due to Arabella’s magic fuckery i think.

Uma hears a rumor that the trident is here, but she has no way to get to it before someone else finds it.

Captain Hook hosts a race where everyone can enter with anything that can swim, the price is a pirate ship. Uma wins the race and now has a ship and a pirate crew consisting of Harry, Gil and a few others.

Through Sophie (Yen Sid’s apprentice) they learn that Ursula’s golden seashell necklace is on the Isle of the Doomed (where Maleficent’s castle is) and they sail there to find it, because there’s enough magic left in it to guide them to the trident or something.

They find the trident but then Mal&Co show up.

While all this is happening Arabella tells the rotten four that she lost the trident, and through the magic mirror they find out where it is, and that a lot of people on the isle of the lost are looking for it, so they set out to find it first. FGM catches them as they try to steal a boat that belongs to Ben’s family, but Ben shows up to convince FGM that it was fine. The five of them then drive the boat to the barrier, where Mal pokes a hole and calls the trident to her, just as Uma is about to get her hands on it, overpowering Uma.

There’s also a sideplot where Ben goes to the great wall of China with Lonnie to solve a conflict between two villages but this is all totally irrelevant.

~end of summary~

and just to get this out of the way - don’t give me that “it’s a book for children” bs. just because it’s for a younger demographic doesn’t mean it can’t be good.

ok let’s start with the things i liked:

- Lonnie has a sword (which is a clear sign of lesbianism)

- Jane wants to do magic and she wants to help people fairy godmother style. i love this because 1. it gives her more personality and 2. it’s exactly how i imagined her lmao.

- Mal uses magic despite the magic ban.

- i like Gil, he’s kinda cute. and Harry too, and the dynamic between him and Uma and Gil. (ot3 anyone?)

now to the cons:

- Harry has this obsession with his hook (which he has to hold in his hand cause he still has both hands) which i find interesting, it has so much angst potential but i already know i’m gonna have to write a fic about that myself cause it’s gonna be hella disappointing in the movie because either 1. it’s not talked about at all or 2. it’s only good for a joke or two. (”oh no! my hook!” cue sitcom laugh track)

- the use of the word “guyliner”

- CJ is Harry’s younger sister, Harriet is his older sister. the gastons twins are gil’s brothers. Melissa de la Cruz *grasping at straws*: conSisTEnCy

- speaking of consistency, the anti-heroes club isn’t mentioned once, in case you were wondering.

- there’s another school besides dragon hall on the isle, it’s called Serpent Prep. like, i know there are characters (mostly Uma) who appear now for the first time without being mentioned before, ever. i can forgive that. but making up a whole new school just adds to the confusion of how big the isle actually is, and it’s also completely redundant.  this world just feels like a car accident where more cars keep crashing into the wrecks that are already blocking the street.

- carlos being in favor of the magic ban. what. remember how he was a slave for the better part of his life? “people should learn to live without magic” suck my toe (i made another post about what i think of the magic ban here)

- idk if this is on melissa de la cruz or what but the writing is just. not good. the sentences are boring, the use of adverbs is weird, the characters are shallow, the worldbuilding is.. idk how to describe it. it’s like when you look at the window of a shop and it looks nice, but when you enter it’s empty. or like a cardboard facade.

- all the characters do and say the things that are most obvious for them, but nothing beyond that. there’s no life in the characters and the world doesn’t draw you in.

- also the pacing is awful. in my first reading session i read about a third but it felt like nothing had happened. there’s so much setting up (and most of it is boring, it feels like every character just appears for their mandatory line but it has no relevance) and i’m just waiting for the plot.

- janelos. if you’re a janelos shipper than good for you, but i’m not and i’m salty. they could have such a great platonic relationship, why why why does it have to be romantic? (don’t bother, i already know the answer) they had a scene together, which was kinda sweet (through my platonic goggles), but “her laugh is cute” is not fucking enough to make a romantic relationship believable. 

their entire romantic relationship is built on “he was a boy, she was a girl” and nothing else.

- also devie. i’m pretty indifferent to this ship in general but the way it’s portrayed is so lackluster, like. doug shows up (for no other reason than showing up at least once in this book), is called evie’s boyfriend and that’s kinda it. we didn’t see how they got together, we don’t see what their relationship is like (except doug sorta putting evie on a pedestal), it’s just.. kinda there. wow. so much feeling.

there’s so much time wasted on meaningless worldbuilding that there’s no time left for giving life to the characters and their relationships. (actually there would be time, the book is not that long)

- (safe for uma, harry and gil) this book doesn’t even try to get me to like the main characters and completely relies on the fact that i already know and like them from preceding works.

- there’s always a parallel plot with Ben going on in every book, which is.. not terrible, but especially in this one it’s very distracting from the main plot, besides, what he’s doing is rarely all that interesting.  he’s travelling with lonnie and they had a nice scene together but it ended before it got anywhere near interesting. (Lonnie was about to get character development but then it was about Ben the end)

- not that i dislike ben, or that i don’t care for what he’s doing, but his sideplot is kinda just there so that is already short book isn’t even shorter. in the last book it had at least something to do with what the others were doing, but this time it doesn’t have any significance to the main storyline whatsoever. imo they should’ve just cut the whole bit out and put this content somewhere else, idk, give him his own diary or something, but now it’s just annoyingly strewn throughout the actual story.

(edit: you know what nevermind, this whole plotline is bullshit i’m not even gonna go into it but they punch a whole into the great wall of china and i crave Death™)

- the room that is taken up by ben’s sideplot could’ve been used to elaborate the relationships between the characters, or the characters’ inner lives. this book does so much tell not show that everything feels flat. “they’re best friends, they’re boyfriend/girlfriend, they love each other very much” ya thanks for telling me but is anything gonna happen to back these statements up or

- there’s an entire page that’s basically a montage of the pirate crew repairing Uma’s ship and it’s hella redundant (just like 50% of the book tbh)

- somehow interesting scenes are left out and when the plot is picked up again it’s “this happened and now we’re somewhere else”.

- the other characters get a sideplot too, which would be nice except they all have like 1 character trait and it’s all pretty meaningless. plus, the chapters are all super short and jumping between plotlines all the damn time is annoying.

- new characters appear just to be a plot device. happened with freddie and maddie in book 2, happens now with Arabella in book 3. she’s the niece of Ariel, but we don’t know who her mother is (based on her being described as wearing purple i’m gonna guess it’s Alana) which is excuable because i guess you can’t expect the readers to know all the names of Ariel’s sisters, but it just adds to her being a throwaway character. $100 that Arabella won’t appear in dd2. 

- actually, going off on a tangent about maddie here, wasn’t her background story basically the same as uma’s? that she was a friend of Mal’s when they were little? whatever happened to her, guess well never know cause she’s never gonna appear again.

- new things are made up just for convenience, or idk maybe it’s supposed to flesh out the world but it all feels so disjointed and loveless.  the annual seaside festival (i think it’s called?) where king triton whips out the old trident to give Arabella an opportunity to lose the trident in the first place, the R.O.A.R. competiotion (i forgot what that’s short for too, but it’s a mix of parcour and fencing, whatever) just to give Jay some other purpose besides “is also there” instead of, idk, an actual personality and inner life (but the VK’s dealing with the aftermath of growing up on the Isle is probably too serious and scawy uwu) like idk it’s probably the same in a lot of other stories, but instead of giving life to this world it all feels meaningless (like 98% of wicked world tbh)

- Lonnie has an older brother who wants to launch a hiphop career, and his name is Li’l Shang, which is an absolute fucking joke and takes the cake for worst name in this franchise.

- Ursula’s golden seashell is on the isle because for some reason it didn’t make it to Auradon where it was supposed to be displayed at the museum. i get that they want to use what they can from disney movies but this is just bullshit. the seashell being on the isle makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

- the critical overuse of the word “swaggered”

- seriously it’s like de la cruz saw one of those “words to use instead of walked”- tumblr posts and picked two (swaggered and sauntered)

- almost halfway through, wondering if there’s gonna be a plot

the things in this story just sorta happen, there’s no real suspense curve.

- ok this is really subjective but “Lost Revenge” for a name for a ship is so unnecessarily edgy lmao

- i’m writing most of this stuff as i come across it and at this point i’m just groaning in agony. they just introduced a new character, Sophie, who is Yen Sid’s sorcerer’s intern. intern for sorcery. on the isle of the lost. sure. also, apparently yen sid brought her with him when he moved to the isle like???? i mean the people of auradon already didn’t give a shit about the children that were born on the isle, but they just let yen sid take a little girl with him??? what the fffffffff (also sophie is another throwaway character that will never appear again. i’m blaming this on the fact that there are approximately 462 different canons in this franchise and we don’t get the chance to get attatched to characters that only function as plot devices in whatever canon they appear in)

- a new character called Charlie is introduced as the village elder of Stone Village (china, next to the wall) and he’s only a few years older than ben. he’s the descendant of ??? (molly and arthur weasly, probably) (seriously this is a throwaway character if i’ve ever seen one)

- mal’s morals are inconsistent. she has no problem using her spellbook for minor inconveniences but doesn’t want to steal a boat because it’s not the auRaDOn wAy.

- evie scolding mal for using the spellbook too often because that way she’ll never learn to live without magic (yadda yadda) but she also does this when mal opens a gate with magic in order to get to the boat they are going to steal, even though the matter is pretty time-sensitive and they had no other way of getting around that gate. like i get the idea of “solving problems without magic”, but this was really not the time to play moralizer, evie.

- there’s a yacht club building and FGM is giving it a new coat of paint with her wand solving problems without magic eat my entire ass.

she keeps using her wand!!! what the fuck!!!!

- i’m not going to go into detail over this but everything falls into place so conveniently that there aren’t really any obstacles to overcome and every conflict is solved within a matter of sentences.

- there are small cliffhangers every 200 words because it keeps jumping between plotlines. before you even get the chance to get into one of the plotlines it’s over again and it takes ages for anything to move along cause the stories keep interrupting each other.

- i’m losing my fucking mind over here as we speak. FGM catches the rotten four trying to steal a boat and she seriously thinks sending them back to the isle is an appropriate punishment. this is absolutely ludicrous and completely disproportionate. “this is exactly what we feared when we let villains into Auradon” they! are! children! (i know technically they’re teens but this doesn’t change the fact that imprisoning them on the isle again is super fucking cruel) i can’t believe how terribly literally everything is handled in this goodforsaken fantasy world. (not to mention that this is an insult to the character of FGM)

- so it’s been established that Mal can turn back time and she uses it when Uma reaches the trident. mal turns back time, uma doesn’t have the trident yet. so far so good, right?

look, i know time travel stuff is always prone to plotholes, but this is just ridiculous. 1. when she first uses it she comes to the conclusion “those with villain blood appear to be immune”, because evie wasn’t affected by it. it works on uma (though she remembers reaching the trident but doesn’t understand what happened) and it’s not made clear how it actually affects someone with villain blood. the setup for this whole shtick was weak. idk if i explained that well enough but you can ask me if you want a more detailed explanation i still have salt left lmao. 2. through carlos we know the others felt it happending, but what about ben? they don’t explain it to him even though he should have no memory of mal turning back time. 3. this book had all the time in the world to make this universe’s rules of time travel a little more clear (like why did nothing happen to both uma’s row boat and the speedboat? do objects not get set back in time too?) 4. one rule was explained tho: “it only turns back time to the top of the hour, and only if it’s been less than fifteen minutes” so mal might only have turned back time for like 1 minute, which would explain why the boats remain in the same spot, but it doesn’t change the fact that everything conveniently falls into place again because it just so happens to be *just* the right time for it to work (meaning no more than 15 minutes after a full hour) which in turn makes me wonder why this “top of the hour” rule was established in the first place. they could’ve just left that bit out and this whole thing wouldn’t be another case of dumb luck for the protagonists. i guess i’ll just go fuck myself.

- ok safe for that time travelling bs the last third is actually a lot okay-er than the rest. there was a cool scene where harry fell down a hole and was scared an panicking. this and the whole pirate-crew-escapes-from-a-trap-filled-cave was the best part of the book imo.

- after the great showdown between uma and mal (where they’re not actually face to face due to the barrier and thick fog, which is kind of a cool way to safe their encounter for the movie, i’ll give them that) mal stumbles backwards when she caught the trident and accidentally knocks evie overboard, which is completely unnecessarily dramatic, because the climax is already over, and is just there to show once again how gay mal and evie are for each other, without actually delivering. same old. (there’s also a scene where evie looks at mal “with a fond smile” while she’s sleeping like come on. those two scenes contain more feeling than any interaction between ben and mal ever. and at the end there is an exchange between the two that literally, like word for word, draws parallels to an interaction between ben an mal like are you kidding me)

- Evie says several times that Mal shouldn’t use magic, which is not too out of character i guess, i mean Evie has enough baggage concerning magic that this is believable.

she did use her mirror a lot, which is clearly magic, but somehow this is different from mal solving a problem with her spellbook?? hypocritical much. and it kinda retcons on the whole setup of her not being comfortable with magic.

in the end she gives her mirror to the museum, but it wasn’t her idea. it would’ve tied in with her previous statements a lot better if she herself had been like “i should give up my mirror so i have consistent characterization”

- Audrey dumps Chad for reasons unknown. not that i care all that much about that ship (i do think it’s interesting tho) but idk is this just so the movie doesn’t have to explain why they aren’t together anymore? (would be kinda lazy) felt like it was just there for cheap laughs.

- i’m surprised Jay didn’t get an Obligatory Love Interest™ but actually i’m not surprised because none of the writers care about jay.

- you might remember R.O.A.R. (the fencing/sword fighting-parcour-clusterfuck-sport). so chad was the captain of the team and has practised sword fighting all his life, but jay manages to beat him after a total amount of? 3? or so hours of training? and immediately becomes the new captain? bull

- also jay is supposedly really good at parcour, right? but he needed to practise wall jumps cuz his technique was bad or something for some reason. why tho. isn’t parcour his forte and why did carlos make the team before jay did. like not saying he can’t do roar but come on.

honestly tho, i kinda set myself up for this. i mean i already didn’t like the second book but for some reason i thought this one was going to be different.

the writing, characterization, worldbuilding etc. is just really lazy to me, and tbh i think it just exists to squeeze more money out of this franchise.

other people with different expectations and lower standards for writing might enjoy this tho idk

[frvddiemercury]

AZA & GRAY PLS

AMAZING AHSJAKDNB 

where was their first date ?: they didn’t have a first date for AAAGES, like until after they were ~official because it was casual sex + then ?? they were together, but they went to a cute italian restaurant and its the ONLY italian restaurant aza can tolerate other than his dads - he doesn’t believe italian food other than his own is any good

what my muse would do to cheer your’s up: i guess i’ll do this as what grey wud do ?? n tbh he’d order a huge bunch of white roses, or offer to stay home all day n watch disney movies when cuddling (~:

who wakes the other up with kisses ( and where ) ?: if grey wants morning sex (EVERY MORNING) and aza isn’t awake when he’s done training, he’ll wake him up w/ neck kisses tbh, but honestly this q is redundant because they get up at the same time every single day, and aza is always awake before grey is done training so liek…. they don’t wake eachother up

who would pour water on the other to wake them up ?: grey would definitely chuck water over aza to get him up if he wasn’t up on time

how my muse would wake your’s up: grey would wake aza up as i said w/ neck kisses or like, water, or pulling the duvet off him angrily - it depends on grey’s mood, but it’s highkey irrelevant

who would start a food fight while baking or cooking ?: aza for sure !! he’s a cutie, ofc he’d throw cookie dough at grey 

who would suggest putting marijuana in the brownies ?: to be honest…. aza would ?? he’d 100% do that, with the notion that it’d be fun - but grey wouldn’t let that happen now ( a few years ago maybe )

who said i love you first and how ( or when ) did they say it ?: grey said ily first and i assume he blurted it out in an argument of some kind, because grey has been obsessively in love with aza since day one

who would get into a physical altercation over the other ?: grey would fight anyone who even looked at aza for longer than 0.7 seconds

who insists on purchasing a pet together ( and what kind of pet ) ?: aza BEGGED grey to get a puppy and grey got him one !! lil hades is their son, and i luv him as much as aza does

who is louder ( in and out of bed ) ?: aza is a lot louder both in and out with regards to like, fun - he laughs louder and his accent inherently makes his voice a lot louder, so aza - but grey shouts louder

who takes more risks ( in and out of bed ) ?: uhhhh, grey is definitely more adventurous - he’s strict and stuck by his rules and morals for sure, but his morals are definitely out there - aza is a chaotic good kinda guy so he’s spontaneous but he doesn’t have much choice in anything

who would bring up the word ‘daddy’ first ?: aza teased grey w/ the name, but now grey loves it and def brings up that he wants aza to call it him 

what is their shared, favourite kink ?: uhh idk ?? grey is SUPER kinky, it’s really bad how kinky he is, but i think their shared fave kink is probably just like…. really really rough sex lmfao

describe their typical kiss: uh it’s either a quick peck or a really sexual, passionate make out session - there’s zero in between, but they don’t kiss a lot unless it’s like, specifically getting heated / before sex 

how my muse shows their love for your’s: grey shows his love for aza by buying him materialistic things which is lowkey sad because all aza wants is #real affection but also he has a cute card delivered to their house weekly n sometimes white roses !!

their favourite ways to give affection: aza just honestly shows his affection through taking care of grey - he’s such a housewife, constantly checking that he’s eaten enough and cooking for him, cleaning for him, having him 100% looked after and waited on hand and foot - grey’s idea of affection is rough as fuck sex w/ a mild, basic and quick cuddling session after

who is more dominate ?: grey.. no question abt that

who sings in the shower ?: aza.. no question abt that. he sings for a LIVING

who washes the other’s hair in the shower ?: grey has a buzzcut so he doesn’t have hair.. so ig he washes aza’s hair. probably, since he’s obsessed with aza’s hair 

who initiates shower sex despite being in a rush ?: lmFAo grey. they’re never late or in a rush because of his insane strict schedule but even if they were, he will not leave the house without morning sex

who teases the other under the table at dinner with the family ?: grey.. for sure. aza maybe in the earlier days but now grey, he just does it to be an asshole

who has the weirder taste in music ?: uhhh neither ?? grey listens to aza’s music and aza’s type of music, which is sorta what aza listens to too.. n that’s just i guess ….. r n b….. idk….. rap … 

who would initiate dancing in the rain ?: neither LMFaO that’s too cringe even by their standards

who would be the one to suggest marriage ?: grey initiated it. not in an i love you i want to be w you forever sense just in a …. i want to be with you forever because you’re mine and i never want you to leave sense… idk .. but aza luvs marriage. he didn’t get a proper wedding tho smh 

what would they name their children ?: fuckin hell.. i have never thought abt it. for sum reason evie comes to mind. aza likes that name. i think they’d have italian names though

who would their children take after more ?: aza !! i hope

[dirtydopamine]

Unusual ask: 1-100.

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotifyis your room messy or clean? A bit of both at the moment because I've had exams and stuff what color are your eyes? They are brown do you like your name? why? I do and I don't what is your relationship status? Unofficially seeing someone😍 if that's even a option describe your personality in 3 words or less quirky, realistic and fun? Idk what color hair do you have? Brown what kind of car do you drive? color? I don't drive lol where do you shop? Top shop, river island, new look and boohoo how would you describe your style? Casual? favorite social media account Probably either twitter or tumblr what size bed do you have? Queen any siblings? 2 older brothers, 2 step sisters and a younger brother if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? America or Italy favorite snapchat filter? I love the pink filter thing favorite makeup brand(s) I don't really wear makeuphow many times a week do you shower? Every other day favorite tv show? I have many at the moment I LOVE silent witness but my heart lies with rizzoli and isles, and greys anatomyshoe size? I am 4-5 how tall are you? I am 5'5sandals or sneakers? Both do you go to the gym? I will be by Fridaydescribe your dream date anything to do with turtles or sunflowers how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Like £10what color socks are you wearing? Black with coloured dotshow many pillows do you sleep with? Between one and twodo you have a job? what do you do? I'm a retail supervisor how many friends do you have? A lot I guess? whats the worst thing you have ever done? I can't think um? whats your favorite candle scent? Vanilla3 favorite boy names I love Theodore, Ronnie and Lennie 3 favorite girl names I love the name Evie, I don't really know any others. favorite actor? Matt Bomerfavorite actress? I have so many wtf um, Sasha Alexander, Jessica Capshaw, Anna Silk, Jennifer Morrison, the list goes on😂who is your celebrity crush? I have so many currently I'm pining over Marika from greys and Karen Farechild favorite movie? I have too many to choose from:( do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? At the moment it's joe rankinmoney or brains? Brains do you have a nickname? what is it? Lally, Lai, denim, the list goes on how many times have you been to the hospital? Like 5? top 10 favorite songs - It changes but at the moment it's :- Little Big Town - Better Man- Little Big Town - Girl Crush- Little Big Town - Your Side of The Bed- Ed Sheeran - Castle On The Hill- Usher - Burn- Chris Brown - Back To Sleep- Brad Paisley - Little Moments- Rascal Flatts - My wish / What hurts the most - Drake - Fake Love do you take any medications daily? Nopewhat is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) its normally smooth unless it's the time of the month then it's goes dry afwhat is your biggest fear? Being without my mum and grandparents, clowns, heights, death. how many kids do you want? 2-4whats your go to hair style? My fringe is either flicked over or it's in a bunwhat type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) normal sized house who is your role model? Cherylwhat was the last compliment you received? I was an asset to my work company what was the last text you sent? I sent one saying 'I love you and have a safe journey' how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? I think I was like 6/7 I can't remember exactly what is your dream car? Matte black Range Rover😍opinion on smoking? I don't personally like it, but yeah everyone is their own person do you go to college? I go to university what is your dream job? To be a crime scene manager, or work in homeland security - I haven't decided what area just yet would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I don't have a preference do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Yeah😂do you have freckles? Nopedo you smile for pictures? I have started too yeah how many pictures do you have on your phone? Currently none as I got a new phone todayhave you ever peed in the woods? Oncedo you still watch cartoons? Occasionally do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? McDonald's 😋Favorite dipping sauce? Barbecue sauce what do you wear to bed? Either a top and shorts or my underwear have you ever won a spelling bee? I have yeah what are your hobbies? I love reading, cooking and ATM I have a real thrive for travelling can you draw? I wish do you play an instrument? I used to what was the last concert you saw? Idina menzel tea or coffee? Tea all the way Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks do you want to get married? I dowhat is your crush’s first and last initial? L Fare you going to change your last name when you get married? Yeah I guesswhat color looks best on you? I don't know tbh? do you miss anyone right now? I do do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closeddo you believe in ghosts? No what is your biggest pet peeve? How long have you got?😂 probably people being rudelast person you called`Lucy favorite ice cream flavor? Honeycomb or caramel regular oreos or golden oreos? Regularchocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Rainbow what shirt are you wearing? A black and white jumper what is your phone background? My niece and two nephews are you outgoing or shy? Bit of both do you like it when people play with your hair? Oh my god Y E Sdo you like your neighbors? They're okaydo you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Both have you ever been high? Twice have you ever been drunk? Many times last thing you ate? Chicken legend😂favorite lyrics right now I don't really have one👀summer or winter? Summerday or night? Night dark, milk, or white chocolate? White all the way favorite month? December what is your zodiac sign Taurus who was the last person you cried in front of? My manger

[margaerycharming]

WIS Florians, Dubois, & Tritons with

Fun, fun, fun! Okay, let’s give this a go. See if I’ve got match-making material.

Florians:

@kinglyben: I actually think he and @malfaeryx make a ton of sense! After all, he’s our king and she’s, like, the unofficial princess of the Isle - it’s a smart move in uniting our worlds and they seem really happy together; plus, if she’s with him, she’ll probably never go evil, which is good considering she probably has dragon-powers and that would be terrifying. But if it ever didn’t work out with Mal for whatever reason, I think I would pair him with one of the following: (A) a royal from Auradon who knows how to play the political game and can take some of that stress off his chest - I used to ship him and @eveningstardubois for this very reason, or may as I be so bold as to suggest myself or (B) another Isle girl who’s poised and beautiful and has a big heart and exemplifies how good someone from there can be so even the oldest of old stuffy people here in Auradon are forced to admit that they’re a-okay - my nomination is @dizzy-t, because really, who wouldn’t love her as their queen?

@chloeoftheball: Chloe is super sweet and pretty and smart, so I’m selfish and ship her with my brother tbh. Chad could definitely use a girl like Chloe around, and how cute do their names sound together? Chad and Chloe, Chloe and Chad. But if she doesn’t want to marry into my family, which is ridic because who wouldn’t, there are some other guys she’d be just as adorbs with. @ticktockbents or @lucasbelrose would be a good place to start - who doesn’t think that childhood friends growing up to fall in love is an adorable love story, right? Or, oooh, that @heathlemon might not be a bad fit for her either! He’s another nerdy-but-hot type and I’m not saying a couple has to have everything in common but it helps! And they’re smart in different fields, one in science and one in literature, so it’s kind of like opposites attract, right? I’m onto something here, I can feel it in my fingertips!

@lenflorian: Ugh, I love Len so much! My fellow young blondie and royal gorgeousness deserves someone way awesome. I can’t quite picture her with any of the castle boys she grew up with, though; she needs someone outside of the box. Maybe @maggienottingham? That girl is fierce and interesting and knows how to act like a royal, which is tres important when it comes to marrying into the royal family. Buuut I guess @berniewijanto could fit this role too, if he wanted. He’s so so weird but it’s in a really fun way and Len deserves all the fun in the world. I just wonder whether or not he’d look as good in a crown as Maggie would. One way to find out! Oh, oh, or @gastonlegume3! Since he’s the non-taken Gaston and also kind of seems like the nicer one? He and Len would look so so good together! And I could kind of see them getting along, actually.

Dubois:

@liamdubcis: I am officially writing too much about all of them, ugh, I need to chill out, but it’s hard! Especially when it comes to people with multiple options like Liam. I think if I had to pick just one for him it would be my cousin @ava-tremaine. I’m all for all of my little Tremaines ending up on some throne because let’s face it, they’re all regal and gorgeous as heck. Ava keeps it real and she’s hilarious and gorgeous and she and Liam could be interesting together but I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that he and @faciliersfreddie would make way too gorgeous of a couple. Plus they’ve got that star-crossed angle working for them, they’re musically gifted, and can we talk about their faces?! Good Lord, if they had a baby, it would be automatically the most beautiful baby in the world. Maybe we shouldn’t ship them because of that, because of the unfair gorgeousness that is their faces side by side, but I’m a sucker for beauty!

@eveningstardubois: She and @kinglyben were so what I expected but I guess it’s been long enough that we can officially call them friendzoned, sigh. Since she’s proven to like Gamma Chi boys, what about @emmettvardaros? He’s single now and proven to be a good boyfriend, which is what Miss Evangeline needs. Plus he’s kind of got an Auradon’s Most Eligible Bachelor thing going on about him, and sorority and fraternity presidents ending up together? Wouldn’t it be so romantic?! And imagine the mixers that would be born from it. If that doesn’t tickle your tastebuds though, maybe her and @happyevieafter could make it work! Let’s do the math - they’re both gorgeous, both close to the crown, both good at seeming royal, and Evie could make sure Evangeline was always the best dressed at any event. I mean, Lina did throw Evie a ball last year, hello?! And it’d be the easiest thing ever for them to double date with Ben and Mal, oh gosh, I’m convincing myself!

@jimdubs: I used to ship @abigailtremaine with Liam when it came to the Dubois brothers, but upon further reflection, I think Jimmy might be more her speed. And that’s assuming she doesn’t stay with her fittie of a boyfriend, but hey, weirder things have happened! Jimmy is hot and funny and has a voice like melting butter and my cousin has proven to like at least two of those things. If Jimmy and Abby don’t work for you though, I would also be down for him and @lexi-la-bouff. I know everyone expects him and @maddielabouff and trust me, I love the girl - she’s a great riding partner - but it’s sooooo cliche at this point and his little Valentine’s Day video? It was more amusing than it was heart-warming; maybe that’s because everyone’s pairing him with the wrong La Bouff! And Lexi is sweet and adorable and who knows what could possibly happen?! 

Tritons:

Melody: Okay, there are more Tritons than any other royal family so I’m going to try really REALLY hard to limit my rambling. I like Melody and @parkerspan, I always have. And didn’t Parker’s dad have a thing for the Neverland mermaids? Maybe it’ll be like father, like son. 

@harmonytriton: She and @zoetomago have the robo-girl thing going for them both and they’d look presh together, but idk if I want to pair her up with someone who could help her build something scary. Maybe I’ll say @regdubois. He seems her speed.

@toritriton: Why did she and @viperbubbles break up again? Does anyone know? Because I sure don’t and I can remember a time where I thought they were the cutest thing with four legs soooooo……. If you’re forcing me to pick another option, I like her and @frankiefearless too.

@olivia-triton: I like her and @dylan-donati! I think they’d be really compatible and Dylan seems like the kind of guy who’d treat a girl right, you know? Plus he can cook! Oh, or her and @briannakluck! I think they would look so so pretty together.

@andreatriton: I know, I know, @marykatehood is taken and also they swear they’re platonic, but does anyone else see a spark? I also think she and @whereswaldohatter would be fun buuut that’s just me probably. I can also see her handling someone as kick-butt as @warriorprincessli.

@littlejoanna: JoJo! She’s so presh and I adore her which means I know she needs a beach bum if they’re going to make the distance. I’ll say a Kawena, tbh - @hokukawena maybe, how cute would that be? But also she and @racheladale would probably have fun every day soooooo idk! Oh, or @hasira-mwitu! Running on the beach together would be so hot!

I NEED ENTERTAINMENT!