#idk this might just get deleted (the brain goes a bit wild y’all)

[garden-of-flags]

trying to get motivation for terms with more flags cuz they take longer to give the gratification of posting ^^; but also free to respond with other ideas even for shorter posts (need inspo there too ^^’)!!

i feel like this won't get much attention but that’s alright ^^ (+any and all recs will eventually be attempted)

[annemarie-whitlockswan]

Why yes, this is a shitpost

((Writing Exercise: Write people as if they were days of the week) That isn’t what I ended up doing, I got way off track but that’s what inspired this)

Sunday- I suppose its all due to personal belief that I would make Tom Hiddleston Sunday. Why you might ask? Simple. Personally, I view Sunday as one of the best days of the week. It’s a not workday, it’s a day that I fully abuse. Sundays I wake up whenever I feel like it. I make myself a cup of my favorite tea and sip it at my leisure. I stay, for the most part in my pj's, and don’t leave the house unless its dire. I make breakfast and eat that painstakingly slow because I can. Then I leave dishes in the sink for the next day knowing that I’ll hate myself for it later, but I do it because I can. I laze around the house, probably reading or taking a nap after only being awake for two hours, maybe watching my husband on tv idk. Treat myself to no end and I’m pulling out all the stops. Hair mask? Yes. Face mask? Duh. Mani-Pedi? You read my mind. Glass of wine? I’ve got a whole bottle. Nice extra scolding hot bath, the burn is phenomenal. Dinner, pasta is what I’ll end up making. Then bed. Yes, it is the best day.

Monday- Despite the universal opinion that Mondays are unequivocally the worst, I don’t mind it. I’m really a bit fond of Monday. Thus, making Monday, Taylor Swift. Listen, anyone who doesn’t like Taylor Swift will undoubtedly disagree with this, but I can’t be arsed to care. She’s a gem and I love her. Monday is the day of opportunity. Monday makes me feel like I can conquer the world. This is the day I feel the most motivated to get my shit together and get shit done. I’m a force to be reckoned with and you cannot tell me otherwise. I can guarantee you that my productivity goes up by a solid 50% on this day. Mondays also make me feel oddly colorful. Not that I’m not a colorful person but it just makes me feel extra bubbly and happy. Idk

Tuesday- Harry Styles. The longest day of the week, in the best way. This day is never-ending, this is another day that I get so much shit done. Then inevitably have nothing left to do because I get up at 7:00 am, do everything that needs to be done, look at the clock and its 7:03 am. So much opportunity, so much to do. Not bad day, just a long one and a nice one if you do it right. Its also a pretty steady day, calm in all the best ways.

Wednesday- I CAN’T EVEN THINK OF SOMEONE TO BE WEDNESDAY! WHY?! BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE WEDNESDAY. IT IS THE WORST DAY EVER, IT’S THE LONGEST AND THE FASTEST DAY EVER IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. YOU WAKE UP SINGLE AND FREE YOU BLINK ITS THIRTY YEARS LATER, YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH YOUR THIRD CHILD, THE BILLS ARE DUE, THE CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY AND ALL YOU’VE GOT IS HALF A GRAPE AND A PIG TOUNGE AND YOU'RE STILL UGLY. I’m sorry.

Thursday- Daniel Radcliffe in that one movie. Listen, as much as I love this man, he looks rough-in ‘Guns of Akimbo’ and i understand that on a spiritual level. Friday gets me feeling like the most cracked-out bum on this earth. If I look rough, I feel even rougher. I probably smell like I was pulled six times backwards through a dumpster and I’m being drUG BY MY WEAVE through a landfill. Living on a prayer, someone else’s backwash cup of coffee, half a crushed Adderall pill that I snorted up my ass, six 5hour energy and a line of cocaine. This isn’t the prettiest day.

Friday- Tom Holland. Look I know that there is already a Tom, but Tom’s are great, so I’ll keep ‘em. Fridays are wonderful because you just get to chill and be as weird and free as possible. Fridays make me feel like I’m walking on sunshine and vibrating with joy. Nothing can bring me down, I’m unnecessarily happy about everything, everyone I run into probably wants to punch me in the mouth and piss in my cheerios. I dunno Fridays make me happy and content, so it’s a good day. Fridays make me feel good.

Saturday- Saturdays are warm and fuzzy and safe. Therefore, I must make them Robert Pattinson. He’s everything to me and I never expected to feel this amount of care for a human being I have never once met. To me, Saturdays are road trips with the one you love. Being able to look over at them and feel like ‘oh shit they are really mine…wild’. It’s knowing without a doubt the one you love loves you just as much and feeling secure. It is having a bad day and going out for ice cream with the person you feel safest with knowing that they’re someone you can be wholly yourself with. It’s the totally cheesy feeling of waking up in the morning after having a bad night and rolling over to see the person who means the whole world to you as the sunlight peeks in through the gaps in the curtain. Idk I’m a sap. This is a happy and content day for me. I don’t know what else to say. It just makes me deliriously happy.

Who would you make Wednesday?

((A/N: I know most of the actors on here are British, but hey, my brain said so) also I’ll be deleting my blogs when I’m famous so y’all can’t expose me)