#idk really ; ;

[ester-galls]

Philantropy

I totally missed the otasune week, this was supposed to be my entry for day 4 orz

@mgsevents

[hoodiehorizon]

@rufwooff Missing panel: Raph trying to get Donnie to spit out the tail like a dog owner trying to get their dog to drop something (and I mean geckos do eat their own tails and shedded skin)

meme under cut

Donnie @ Leo after this

[cutestknife]

Thomas

[emeraldotter]

mage chick

[waddlewaddlewaddlewaddle]

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Pilot!

Summary: Life leads you to treacherous roads after deciding to enter the dangerous life you knew well not to follow.Having gojo by your side inviting you deeper and deeper into all that’s wrong in the world, inciting you to be selfish and carefree wasn’t supposed to be to your liking, so why do you shiver with adrenaline every time he decides to be the devil on your shoulder?

Contents: Mafia boss gojo x secretary reader.(civilian au ig)

Gojo being an egocentric bitch! Wealthy gojo! X no nonsense reader.

Warnings: trigger warning if you’re not interested in anything mafia related. The narration of this story is inspired by Latin and Asian mafia.

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It was a usual lovely Sunday night, you stepped out of the shower after carefully washing yourself with the most luxurious products money could by, the sage burning on top of the marble sink is enticing all your senses into pure relaxation.

You stepped out of the shower to your cozy heated floors and quickly threw on your fluffy bathrobe, god forbid your body ever threatens to even shiver. Your gorgeous figure is seen walking to your sink to plug in your airwrap so you could dry your Fresh deep conditioned hair so you could prep your hair for work tomorrow.

You were about to turn on your hair dryer when you heard a easily recognizable motorcycle exhaust pipe roar near your street, you chuckled to your self seems like some neighbor of yours managed to get a Harley Road glide cvo for themselves. You cringe at yourself after recognizing some work vehicles on your day off. After visibly shaking your head , your hands seem to newly glide towards the dyson but unfortunately a knock on your door seems to disrupt your short lived peace.

You slip on some Sanrio themed slippers and head to the door, thinking that maybe it’s your new neighbor, Alyssa; a mid aged single mom that always seemed to be missing a cup of sugar or a stick of butter to which you always glad fully gave some to.

But to your surprise, when you open the door your gaze is set upon a black suit with a gray dress shirt underneath, your nose is immediately hit with the smell of a jean Paul Gaultier perfume as the notes of bergamot , orange and amber hit your nose, you painfully raise your head to meet the eyes of the owner of the eccentric aura that is invading your foyer.

His eyes are cold and dead;hidden behind some luscious white lashes. His skin white as a ghost you wouldn’t want to approach in your worst nightmare , as your vision started to descend you crossed his tall nose bridged and visually visited his plump pink lips. Naturally this is where you would stop staring but you couldn’t help but notice how beautifully your bossess sharp jawline decorated his Addams apple.

There were few times you stood this close to him,then you realized. He was at your house,as reality set in you took a step back as fear slowly flooded your system, but for the sake of your job you couldn’t show it; so you quickly put on your resting bitch face and crossed your arms.

You sigh.

-“Where’s your god mother?”- you ask referring to where’s his body guard. He points his head to the motorcycle parked behind the 2024 BMW 7 series sedan. Geto always trailed behind your boss vehicle like a shadow; ironic considering the roar the motorcycles emits is similar to that of a lions.

After returning his gaze to you he trails his eyes from the crown of your head to your freshly manicured toes while lifting the corner of his lips.

-“The more important question is, did you get all dolled up, so pretty, just for me?”- He asked with a smug expression adorning his face.

When you started the job as his secretary, you were freshly graduated from business school. Plenty of companies were desperate to have you as their employee after some internships. But you were set on owning your own company that was until one morning on your door arrived a fruit basket adorned with a letter made out of thick and soft boujee ass paper, all that was written on it was the address of the restaurant of the city and a time stamp. You decided to go out of pure curiosity. As soon as you arrived you were led to a private room that’s where you met the curious man that’s currently crouching under your door frame.

As you sat down and talked , he talked about his business, all was well until he mentioned his business was humbly the proud owner of the tittle of the biggest drug exporter to south east Asia.

You did what any rational person would do , calmly get up and book it to the door but before you could reach your destiny , your now boss clicked his fingers and a pair of gorillas came and grabbed you by your arms and forced you to sit down.

Gojo smiled cynically while laying down your 2 options.

1.You ratting your meeting out to the feds and having your pretty little pink tongue off.

2.Accepting the job offer to be his secretary earning a ridiculously high salary , health care , pension anything you could think of.

You decided for the latter.

Getting back to reality;you had to figure out what to do with the sexy giant at your door.

-“Gojo you know my boundaries, no out of office meetings and no Gore-y things in front of me.Cmon dude you’re better than this. Plus how did you even find me I’ve moved like twice in the last 2 years.”- you muttered looking at his serious face.

After finishing your dialogue you couldn’t help but notice a hint of uneasiness, he couldn’t be mad at you for reminding him your boundaries, right? You know him, you know him like the palm of your hand, or so you thought.

-“I have my ways. Aren’t you going to let me in? You hiding something?”- He says leaning forward scoping your house out.

-“Um, fuck , mean yeah sure go ahead.”- You responded moving to the side letting his breeze by you.

His tall figure literally invaded you apartment, he rested his hands in his pockets as he examined your living space, after memorizing you living room he sat down on your puffy jade sofa.

-“So this is what they call a woman’s touch huh, I’ll be brief, I need you to take your little bathrobe off and put on some decent clothes and pack your little passport and follow me to the car.We’re going to Shanghai baby ,I’ll explain later.”-He ordered wishing you would run to obey his every command

You cackled in disbelief. Truth be told you were scared of the business you were in ,that’s why to protect yourself you set up a rule that you wouldn’t work outside of an office or a meeting room. For the moment you were only used to having reunions with new money idiots who wanted to get even richer fast. You knew nothing good waited for you in Shanghai.

You weren’t afraid to joke around him and push his buttons, he made it clear he needed you, his business flourished the minute you stepped in, you organized his accounting’s in many banks over seas , you created plenty of paper companies to launder his money , you charmed his business associates into shady business and secured international funding. He could never dream of hurting you. Well, not in a way you wouldn’t like of course.

-“I think you’re tripping balls man, no fucking way.Why would I ever do that?”-You striked back as you violently shake your head.

He grinned at the way you thought you could say no to him, he also grinned at the sight of your robe becoming loose.

-“I’ll pay you triple your hourly wage , 5 personal staff , 2 bullet proof trucks for the duration of the trip and all the arrangements paid by me of course. And since I’m feeling nice I’ll even throw in a shopping spree so you don’t have to worry that cute head of yours on packing clothes.”- He smiled being charmed by his own charisma.

You scrunched your eyebrows and turned around having your hair flip behind you.

-“Call Geto in to help me with his bags.”

-“Yes, mam.”

Gojo’s ears glowed red after realizing he could virtually get you to do anything to satiate his desires.

You had no idea about what’s about to come.

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A/n: hello, I literally started writing this frantically at 12 am knowing I had class from how inspired I was , I plan this to be a full story ig idk how to describe itanyways , suggestions or request accepted!! Comments are appreciated!!!😘

[drunkonduty]

I was just fucking around with the app

[iced-coffeee7]

no face reveal but this is kinda what I look like:

[beanbutmakeitastronaut]

guys I haven’t finish nsbu, I don’t know why but not having the pressure of a new episode coming out made me lose interest in finishing it

I think I’m halfway through the second the last episode? I don’t even know I’m thinking of returning to a starstruck oddesy next but also I’m so obsessed with Smosh rn (as if I haven’t been for months) so who knows what’s gonna happen

[saym0-0]

hey remember when joel grian tim and martyn got lordships. for the lols.

[small-world-au]

Dancing with fireflies

[wrens-versus-the-world]

Just a thought...

So you know all of those stories where the mc gets isekaied into the body of the main character, or the main antagonist (i.e "not your typical reincarnation story") or something cliche like that??

If they're the the antagonist they try their damndest to change the plot, be good, etc.

What if we had something like this for TGCF (heaven's official blessing)?????

Like with Ming Yi (earth master) and Shi Qingxuan???

Okay, now spoilers down below ;)

What if, hear me out, the mc dies, and then gets reincarnated into TGCF as Shi Qingxuan. Post banyue kingdom arc, but before ghost city arc. So, when Pei Ming is pissed at Xie Lian for general pei junior getting banished.

I feel like Ming Yi would immidiately notice something was wrong when 'SQX' is silent. Maybe he wouldn't find it too off putting at first, but what would happen after he may be put off by.

Imagine the MC was an avid Shi Wudu (water master) hater, and a hardcore He Xuan advocate (me lol). And they decide to take advantage of the large crowd gathered in the Palace of Divine Might...to publicly ask for Jun Wu to strip them of their divinity because it did not rightfully belong to them?!

Then the mc takes it one further, admitting to all of their 'brother's' crimes, and how he too deserves to have his divinity stripped from him.

not to mention the fact that the mc would totally explain exactly what Shi Wudu did. How he switched He Xuan's fate with their own (whilst leaving out who He Xuan is currently, only mentioning how he lost his fiance, parents, and his little sister).

The room would be completely silent, He xuan would be extremely surprised. (who wouldnt lol??)

Idk what exactly would happen, but at some point the mc would change their appearance to match their actual look (bc heavenly officials can change their form). and *have a without-revealing-anyone's-identity-because-that-would-be-too-easy conversation before the mc leaves*

Shi wudu gets stripped of his divinity (b/c he deserves it), the mc leaves on their own.

Maybe a small time skip?? The mc and He xuan meet again, and a romance forms between the two (they both share their identity), and they live happily ever after... or something IDRK (Im trying to cope from the blackwater arc lmao)

I'm not too sure if this'll be anything, but if anyone would like please feel free to write this (or some adaptation giving credit lol:D)

[starlight727]

So I tried playing Roblox Pressure, the underwater Doors game everyone's talking about, and I gotta admit... it's pretty interesting.

I died on my first run to the Angler, I ran as fast as I could to one of the lockers after the lights started flickering (I knew what to do thanks to Doors) but didn't make it in time.

Then I met Sebastian on the death screen and... let me just say... his character is attractive enough for me to consider playing the game again (also his voice sounds kinda like Starscream tbh).

I watched a few gameplay videos, a few animations and a comic dub about the game, I even scrolled through a bunch of art here in Tumblr (I also bumped into a couple of uhh... *clears throat* interesting fanfics here and there *ahem*). I was getting more and more interested in the game.

After watching the gameplay videos, I noticed the abundance of badges in the game, so I checked the badges and...

The devs knew EXACTLY what they were doing. They KNEW the players would get attached to a character like him. It says it in the badge: "Uneasy Alliance: The only reason you're playing this game".

So at the end of the day, I could give this game another chance. Goddamn fish guy had to show up and make things easier for me.

[ootah-canadiensis]

silly little organic strider doodle while i start thinking about what other cool things i can come up with to feed my starvation of half-life alien biology

[pippin-pippout]

I love them so much.

(She just screamed hence the plugged ear)

I still can’t get over the way Mihawk was just like “I guess they live here now too”. He is a loner but he clearly does like some people (shanks, Zoro, perona being the only ones we know of so far but still)

Edit: HE TOLD HER TO BE SAFE!!! 😭😭😭

Also girl do not wish for Absalom to be with Moria he is the most disgusting character in one piece (at least tied with Vander Decken)(and Hogback tbh)(girl just do not go back to Moria at all!)

[vadymxarsioxska]

Yukako is so pretty in the manga :3

And then there's them.

(dont read the alt notes pls)

i love how much goofy the diu manga is T T.

PLEASE HELP IDKWHAT TO POST ANYMOR-

Actual pic if ya want ^_^

[fluffydice]

Being 100% honest I thought Saiki was always telling the truth when he would tell them to go away and stuff. I primarily rely on tone/faces/context to understand when people are being sarcastic or lying lmfaooo. But even with all this in mind, I never thought that Saiki didn’t like his friends like some people say.

Him being annoyed with them, telling them to leave him alone, I understood all of that because I get it. Being overloaded makes me like that too, and that’s what this guy is constantly experiencing. He definitely is a tsundere (saying he straight up doesn’t like his friends) but I think it’s also important to realize that Saiki just has firmer boundaries and a significantly shorter social battery than his very rambunctious friends do. I think people can accept that he is a tsundere, especially because he outright admits it, but they can’t accept the idea of a friend not playing nice when telling them to give him space. And that’s always confused me a lot because do people just?? Brush off their friends when they’re not up to socializing?? Do they just assume they’re not friends anymore?

So it drives me insane when people say he doesn’t like his friends. He does, he fucking adores them. He’s just both very traumatized, very inexperienced when it comes to socializing, and used to his boundaries being ignored. So the way he goes about trying to get space seems like a dick move (because it kind of is), but this doesn’t mean he doesn’t like his friends. He needs them. He looks after all of them. But he also needs his own space, and just doesn’t know how to go about that.

His friends are overly pushy too. I think an important aspect of Saiki’s friendships is that they slowly stop projecting onto him over time, and that he slowly starts to include himself more without having to be chased down. We don’t see the full scope of this transformation, but the seeds are definitely there. Their friendships growing and developing means that they start to understand the Saiki has needs that need to be accommodated for, like needing time to himself. They just have to trust that Saiki genuinely likes them and will seek them out when he’s ready.

And he very much does. Because, again, he adores his friends. He’s definitely a tsundere, definitely an asshole, but this doesn’t mean he doesn’t like his friends.