#idk if this was done before

[tmbatcat]

I just want a DE fic where Harry narrates to Kim what all the skills are saying one for one, with the names and all. (Not all the time. I imagine Kim after a while being "skills, what's your opinion on this?" and they would do their job better because of it) Just spills out all his brain for everyone to see.

I also want Kim, in time, to find this quite interesting... from a "go to therapy" to "damn, he can read minds and see the future."

[minisnail]

canon event

[that-one-zombie-crow]

"Not all men." You're right. Joshua Gillespie would not go to the haunted screening

[rocjinx]

Sirius, sighing happily: I'm so wanted by everybody

Remus: Sirius, that's your wanted poster-

[bagettues]

dating in dungeon

[ruushes]

companions re-classed part 3 - shadowheart 🌌🌚🌝

*shadowdancer isn't a 5e rogue subclass, it's a 3.5e rogue-based prestige class, but it suits her so well and when i played 3.5e as a kid i thought it was the coolest thing ever lol so i wanted to use it

karlach 🔥 wyll ⚔️

[effiecalvin]

The Baby Is Fine

For sale baby shoes never worn. Oh he's not dead or anything he's just massive and they don't fit

For sale baby shoes never worn. They're Gucci, my sister got them for me and I'm not putting $600 shoes on a newborn Why the hell would anyone buy these? She's an idiot.

For sale baby shoes never worn. At least I don't think so. I found them in the eggs at the grocery store and they look pretty clean $20 obo

For sale baby shoes never worn. She doesn't have any feet but it's hardly slowing her down, honestly. I guess you can't miss what you never had.

For sale baby shoes never worn. Bought them and forgot about them for like six months, never even took them out of the box and now they're way too small. My brain is fried.

For sale baby shoes never worn. Fair warning though, they've got fucking minions on them.

For sale They were a gift from my great aunt and I don't want anything from that wretched harpy.

baby shoes I thought I could put them on my dog so he doesn't slip all over the kitchen floor but yeah it didn't work

never worn. I don't know. They're just ugly. Do I need a reason?

[tartanthermos]

Good Omens S1E1 | S2E6

[vent-fucker]

back on my bullshit

[curseofdelos]

sorry, I took all your boyfriend's memories and threw him into the wilderness near a child military camp. yeah he remembers you, but only vaguely, and he's going on a dangerous quest with two people he just met even though you told him in a dream vision to stay where he was so you could find him. also the camp wants to keep him forever and make him their new praetor. sorry.

[randomfandomss]

[kirby-the-gorb]

[delicourse]

Snake Year

[jinxnvi]

1.01 / 2.09

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[charlie-why-do-they-swoon]