#idk if this is a ff or not honestly AHAHAH

[pollyna]

No bad days.

The first time James asks Q to marry him he is in the middle of the Sahara desert, running circles around his target, and not the other way around, he swears. Every person in the Q-Branch is listening because it is a slow day and mostly of the work is already done. So Quartermaster we should got married, what do you think? And Q, with all the finesse he's capable of answers When hell is going to freeze Bond, now would you please end the target, so we can call the day?

(They had three dates before James was sent to Africa, and they kissed once. But half of the Double-Oh stuff is already occupying space in Q's flat.)

The second time Bond is in Paris, of all the places, on a roof waiting for instructions on how to proceed to retrieve the data. Mallory is talking with Q and 007 wants to sleep a year because he's so tired after three mission in row M assigned him, probably as punishment for something he doesn't know he did. Or maybe he does know.

Q, marry me, Bond says after a minute of silence too long. Sorry 007, not even marrying the Quartermaster is going to take you away from this mission is M's answer and eh, had to try is the last thing he says before turning off the com.

(They live together now, even if they are dating for six months. James takes home a black kitty and says that's Q's fault because String looked bored and lonely. Between String and Her Majesty is love at first sight and how could Q says no to Bond now?)

The third time they're both in London, in a pub Eve chose for her birthday and every single Double-Ohs is there too. 006 is trying to drink 005 under the table, but Sophie Miller isn't as lightweight as she could appear to be, so Alec is just asking to be publicly humiliated. Eve is even taking a bet from the others and Tanner has lost is jacket, and he's flirting his way up to a third drink from 001.

Bond is laughing at something Jacob (003) just said, and Q is relaxed in a way he wasn't in months. Do you know what? Jacob is right, you should marry me Q. And, oh for the Queen's sake!, The only thing I "should do" is taking you to bed old man he answers before kissing his cheek.

At the end of the night 005 utterly humiliated by 006, Tanner is going to take 001 home with him and Eve has received the best present ever, not that Q really got what she received.

(The next morning Her Majesty is sleeping on James' feet and Q is cuddling against is back. In a couple of hours all MI6 will know about Alec Trevelyan defeat and Tanner and 001 thing but for now everything is calm and not worth their attention.)

The fourth time James is high as the Burj Khalifa, seventeen stitches on this chest and a sprained wrist among other injuries, and Medical had to give him the good stuff. Q is sitting on the chair near his pillow and James Bond swears on the Queen and the Country he never, ever, saw a more beautiful creature.

You should marry me, so I can legally kill everyone who looks at you a minute too long, uhuh. The man laughs, his eyes a little shiny and James promises himself he's going to find who made him cry and punch them in the face, I don't think this one counts James, but you don't need to marry me to kill people. When Q kisses James's forehead, he's already sleeping.

(This time it takes a little longer to heal, and it feels like a holiday in which James (re)discovers his love for cooking and Q has homemade meals every day.)

The fifth times, Q is on a mission and James is home. It's an unusual situation per se but R is competent in guiding her boss and 004 through the labyrinth of buildings around Geneva. Rationally James knows why he couldn't go, still healing and still doing physiotherapy, but still he started worrying after Q left the house and twenty-five hours later the situation isn't better. And then, at quartet past four in the morning, Q blows up a building, a seven-storeys one with balconies and plants on the roof, and it's fucking glorious. James watches at the screen and almost feels appropriate to cheer for the excellent execution. Fuck is what R says over the com and No, fuck me is what Bond adds and marry me please Q, we're going to make everything going down with a glorious boom. 004 is laughing in Switzerland and Q says what makes you sleep at night 007, what make you sleep at night.

The mission is pretty successful at the end, even if M is furious for the building and Eve puts because she wasn't there to watch it happen.

(James cooks and Q comes back smelling of smoke and that particular brand of M's office that is like a second skin on some types of clothes. James kisses every bruise better, and Q gets to discover a new kink.)

In the end, Q says yes when James less expects him too. They're sitting in their dining room, Her Majesty is playing with String, the telly is passing a stupid show which Q knows all the answers and the tea is brewing slowly on the kitchen counter. James kisses him after the second insult against one of the contestant because how can someone be that bloody stupid and Thomas he asks, almost unsure of his next words, will you marry me?

You did take your sweet sweet time, eh, Mr. Bond? He giggles, his cheeks a little red and his eyes shiny, obviously I'm going to marry you, you idiot. And before you say anything, I said no because you have a bloody awful timing, love.

James laughs with him, both their cats looking at them like they definitely lost their minds, and the tea is left forgotten on the kitchen counter until the next morning.

(The ceremony is a small business, celebrated on the Skyfall's ground, with Eve officiating it. She doesn't say until death do you part because it doesn't work like that with them, but she says until you do yourself part and everyone is laughing, and they're kissing each other three lines before the right moment. Tanner throws them rice and Alec bath them in vodka, because is a good omen!, and is a complete mess, but it's the perfect wedding neither of them knew they wanted.)

(I have actually crossed post this on ao3 and it's never gonna happen again in the history of things I do once.)

[their-name-is-morgan]

Tagged by @jojosthetic-boogaloo !! If somebody else tagged me and I didn’t see, I’m sorry ;((💖

Your All time favourite character: Bruno! I adore that man for so many reasons, maybe one day I’ll make a post about it...

Favourite JoJo: Actually I love them all, but uhm, Josuke! Also Johnny and Giorno, even though not for reasons as ‘He’s wholesome and kind’, but his personality is interesting!

Favourite JoBro: Bruno obviously, but I also love Okuyasu, Polnareff, Kakyoin, Gyro and Hermes! (JoSis I guess?)

Favourite Villain: Kira, take his Stand away and he’s still creepy af, he’s one of the best JoJo characters in my opinion- I’d say La Squadra too but they’re more like?? Minor villains? And they kinda have the same goal as Bruno’s gang in the end so,,,I,,,yeah.

Favourite stand: Killer Queen -the Bites the Dust arc was done very well and it was very entertaining, also the design in general and its abilities are things I really like- and Sex Pistols -cute...babies...Number 5 is my favourite, and I love sentient stands so!- but ofc there are others I find interesting, such as Spice Girl, Heaven’s Door, Purple Haze, Metallica...

Favourite part: Currently I’d say part 5 and 7 -from what I’ve read so far, and it’s gonna get even more interesting-!

Favourite thing about JoJo: Idk, there are so many things about it that I like, what I’m interested in the most whenever I start watching/reading something is the characters and JoJo has not let me down at all, there are so many beautiful and interesting characters and the designs are so creative even if bizarre, the Stands as well! I wish I had a Stand- and obviously all the Parts’ plots, yes there are some plot holes, but every show, book, manga etc has its flaws after all!

Give a hug to: Fuck, everyone? They all deserves a big hug even tho I don’t like hugging people...but if I have to say one, hmm... Risotto. He lost his whole Team, and he didn’t even get to avenge them. Plus his backstory is not the happiest, so he really needs a hug- Giorno too, he’s so young and he had to go through a lot- 

Get or give comfort to: I?? Want to comfort Bruno? He looks like he needs it lmfao. And I want to be comforted by him too! Let me just,, cuddle this man while we talk about what makes us feel upset,,,I honestly mostly imagine me comforting characters tho, like, have I ever told you that I rly want to give comfort to Johnny...Ghiaccio...Fugo...Narancia...Trish...NXBNSDJ

Go out on a date with: Y’all already know I’d go on a date with my main man Bruno any time, but I’d also enjoy a date with Josuke? Idk I feel like we’d have a lot of fun-

Move out and go live with (as roommates): Can I choose two people? I’m gonna choose two people. Narancia and Trish, they’re babies and we’d have fun, go out, watch stupid movies together, and just be dumb together tbh. We’d be bffs!

Marry: Bruno-

What is your dream activity with who, where and how long: I always think about this a lot oh God- if Bruno showed up at my door and invited me to go take a nice walk with him, then we went to some restaurant and then we’d just relax and quietly stare at the sea...that’s it. Bruno if you’re reading this, do it, I wouldm’t even think twice I’d immediately say yes. I’d basically love to go on a very romantic date with him in the evening/night, but I’d also love to go on the beach with him? Like...beach day with Bruno? I’m in. Also an alternative: Ice Skating with Ghiaccio! 

The character you relate the most to: Narancia, other than because we’re both bad at maths...it’s because, while watching the Anime, I noticed that I’d act exactly like him in certain situations so like...yes. Also my friends often tell me I remind them of Narancia xjnsdsdj

Did JoJo make a better change in your life? How did it help, is it a big or minor change: Oh yes it did! Other than helping me improve with my art, it made me want to start writing again and both of these things lead to me meeting new people and making amazing friends!! It also just,, makes me happy to read ff and do other things related to JoJo when I’m sad or upset, and let’s not forget that I started watching it while I was sick...so it made those two weeks way better than they would’ve been if I hadn’t had anything to do ahahah!

Do you self ship or oc ship with a canon character: I self ship with Bruno akxns and it also depends on which other charas I’m obsessed with in the moment...like now? I want to be Ghiaccio’s gf. And I have some OCs but I don’t ship them with anyone...yet!

If you had a stand, which one would you like to have? However, realistically which one would you most likely get with your past and demeanor: I’d love to have Crazy Diamond or Gold Experience as my Stand, I hate seeing my loved ones hurt and they’re generally useful -and wholesome- Stands, but also King Crimson would be cool- realistically I think that my Stand would be something like Heaven’s Door? I admit that I’m very curious and that Stands literally makes you read a person, so (but I wouldn’t do it to know someone’s secrets or smth xjsj)- but it can be very helpful too, and I love to help others, like when Rohan wrote that Koichi can speak Italian- I’d do stuff like that all the time! Idk xnsdj

tagging uh, whoever wants to do this ig?? jkssjk🤧👌❤

[seungmqn]

soft q&a

What’s the smell of your shampoo?: Rose petal!! I’ve bought the same shampoo for like.. 2 years now 

What’s your aesthetic?: Oh gosh that’s hard. Mmm probably rainy days spent inside with a book, coffee shops because I love the smell of coffee and they’re always so pretty-- even better if the windows are fogged up with the rain, raindrops on windows when you’re driving. You get the point aksjdna literally anything with rain 

What’s your favorite time of the day? Why?: Okay so... I used to absolutely hate mornings but then I went up to North Carolina in the mountains and it was so pretty. I got up at 6am, made coffee, and just sat on the porch watching the fog roll over the mountains.. and then a hummingbird attacked me but it’s fine

What do you most like about the beach?: THE OCEAN!!! Gosh I love the ocean so much. I remember when I was younger I went to Cali to visit my brother and we went to the beach and it was ;-;; amazing. My parents had to practically drag me into the car ahahah

What do you worry about constantly?: Definitely my future. People always tell you not to worry and that you’ll figure it out but I like to have plans for my future and then when I got to college those all kinda just.. went away so yeah that’s mostly what I worry about

What song have you cried to before?: OKAY OKAY SO I DREAMED A DREAM BY ANNE HATHAWAY. THAT SONG MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO IT AJSNDKA. Also Say Something.. it was like my go to song when I wanted to cry lmao

What are some relaxing tips for your followers?: Listen to your favorite music, take a walk, maybe don’t even take a walk just go outside and sit down!! To me, these kinds of things are what calms me down. Also watching happy shows makes me kind of forget everything as well!! 

What are things that make you tear up?: Confession: I am a HUGE crybaby. My cousin and I once bawled our eyes out to a Tinkerbell movie, I’ve dropped a spoon on the floor and then started crying, and I cry almost every time I get a shot so if that doesn’t tell you anything then.. idk. Oh also, I cry a lot when I’m angry and I can’t handle when people are angry at me. Oh gosh it’s even worse if someone is DISAPPOINTED in me akjsdnakd oof yeah no can’t do that

What are your favorite thing from each sense?: I really love seeing colors-- any color because I just love the way that they mix and go together, I love the sound of rain when you’re indoors, I love the feeling of really soft blankets or silk, I really love the taste of banan pudding (it’s my favorite dessert ;-;;), aaaand I love the smell of matches or any type of flower

What is one alternative reality you’d like to be in?: FINAL FANTASY, ANY OF THEM (but tbh I like ffx and ffvii the most) AKJDNSDKA I’ve been obsessed with FF since I was like.. probably born I honestly don’t know. Or One Piece.. I’d probably die but it’s fine. 

One scene from a book that makes you really sad?: I read way too many books to answer this question. I honestly can’t remember because scenes from different books get mixed up in my head buuut let’s see. The entire Firefly Lane book is just.. depressing. The end of Divergent was entirely unnecessary and I threw my book. 

Say something to your followers?: Hello!!! Thank you so much for following me and for being THE MOST understanding people in the world while I’m on this break. Winter break is in a little less than a month so I’ll probably be back then!! Again, thank you so much!! I truly appreciate everyone who reblogs/likes my content and interacts with me  ♡ ♡

Tagging: @hyyunjinn @hanracha @hyunjeno @bxngchannie @hoodiehan

[pilferingapples]

🔥 the patron minette; rose quartz

THE PATRON MINETTE ARE NOT ONLY BAD BAD PEOPLE,  THEY ARE MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AND POWERFUL AND THEMATIC VILLAINS THAN THEY GET CREDIT FORthey’re not just Misunderstood or Committing Crimes Because of Poverty?? They are assassins for the state , admittedly very cheap and not stylish assassins but like...Claquesous murders an unarmed old man, in cold blood, as part of an attempt to discredit a popular uprising, right on page  Gueulemer assassinated a Bonapartist general and had his crime conveniently VanishBabet made a living off selling the teeth of poor people like Fantine, he literally made money off the bodies of the poor, AND he abandoned his own children 

It’s not  known if Montparnasse is entirely inducted into the ranks of Political Violence yet; I would honestly guess that he’s still too much a Junior Partner for that. (He is  totally willing to kill random old men though! I feel like that gets erased a little because it’s Valjean he attacks on-page and lol, but then I think of all the Cosettes who he made orphans when their dads DIDN’T turn out to be superheroes and...yeah. He’s definitely been trained and encouraged in Not Giving A Damn.)  But he’s a monster made by society’s materialism being brought up to continue supporting the power structure that made his life what it is , and that’s some Good Narrative even if I do mostly enjoy him, fannishly, when he’s being a Terrible Failure Criminal:P 

The Patron Minette are, to mangle a quote, part of the underclass being paid to kill the other part, they are very much part of the larger social machine of oppression, and I think their triple role as agents of political violence, perpetuators of the system, and victims of the violence they help enforce,  is largely unappreciated! 

Rose Quartz, man, IDK what the Popular Opinions about her are. I feel like believing she’s actually a good person and a good leader who was working from important and kind motives but made many many mistakes  is an upopular opinion; I’ve seen so much hate for her! Lots of villainizing her and blaming her for every bad thing going on in the series, which like...yes, I suppose, in the sense that Earth in Steven Universe still exists and if she hadn’t led the rebellion it wouldn’t and everyone would be... not Fighting and social outcasts could be oppressed without the overclass having to struggle about it at all??  But like...she is not the Big Bad of the series, ffs.  I don’t think she’s ever portrayed as such, either! But wow the bits of fandom I’ve seen talk about her have been Very Mean. (This is part of why I don’t Truck with Major SU Fandom, even though I adore the show.)

(Also I feel like here is where I’m supposed to make some obligatory comment about how Fandom Hates Strong Female Characters or something, but: ahahah, I’ve been in Les Mis fandom for years, I’ve seen the garbage people say about  (generally portrayed as:) White Rich and Male Enjolras,  and it is amazingly similar.  So I think it’s more that Certain Parts of Society Hate Anyone Who Challenges The Status Quo, and  fandom being made up of People From Society is bound to reflect that contingent sometimes.)

...I do think she  sort of thought she was a monster, and that’s Upsetting But Understandable. IDK if it’s a Popular Opinion or not, though. 

[nerdypenguintyphoon]

We’re having fun, I’m answering for @smash-all-mirrors, she’s answering for me.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Hope not <3 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? no? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? YESSSS...no 4. Is trust a big issue for you? Yes 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? No 6. What are you excited for? Food 7. What happened tonight? She's wasting her time on skype with me 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Idk, I mean she's not against drinking...I think she doesn't care actually 9. Is confidence cute? In between 10. What is the last beverage you had? Water 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? None ahahah 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Imma say yes? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Idk 14. What are you going to spend money on next? i hope a fucking laptop 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? mmm no ahah 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? not radical change? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? "this question is offensive, i won’t answer that” quote 18. The last time you felt broken? Hope it happened a long time ago, but I feel like it might have happened recently 19. Have you had sex today? YEAH PLENTY 20. Are you starting to realize anything? Hope so? 21. Are you in a good mood? hope so xD 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? yes, sharks are cute 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? I’m gonna say yes 24. What do you want right this second? probably an hug or alcohol 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? She gets easily jealous, i don’t wanna know what she would do 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? no 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? NO 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Me U.U 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yeah 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? i feel like there’s a no here 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? probably XD (actually maybe not) 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? as far as I know she doesn’t have romantic feelings for anyone atm 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? nope 34. Listening to? Me atm 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? yes 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? AHAHAHAHAHAH 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? no 38. Who did you last call? me 39. Who was the last person you danced with? ?! 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? AHAHAHAHAHAH 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? idk, couple of months ago 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Nope 44. Do you tan in the nude? YESSSSSS 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? ...omg what’s with these kisses questions 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope, that was me 47. Who was the last person to call you? Me 48. Do you sing in the shower? i’ve heard her singing in the shower, so i’m pretty sure she does (No further questions) 49. Do you dance in the car? “how can you dance in a car” quote 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? idk, yes? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I’m feeling like it was for her Bat Mitzvah 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? no 53. Is Christmas stressful? AHAHAHAHAH 54. Ever eat a pierogi? Idk what the hell is that 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A singer for sure <3 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes 59. Take a vitamin daily? No? 60. Wear slippers? Yes? 61. Wear a bath robe? Omg please yes? (actually i don't think sotho) 62. What do you wear to bed? nothing 63. First concert? omg idk 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? none of them 65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? She doesn't like Taylor 69. Ever take dance lessons? no? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? astronaut 71. Can you curl your tongue? No? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? don't think so 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? YESSSSSSS 74. What is your favorite book? "i don't think you're gonna guess it" quote 75. Do you study better with or without music? without 76. Regularly burn incense? mmmm yes? 77. Ever been in love? Don't think so 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Camille =P 79. What was the last concert you saw? Idk? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot Tea? I don't remember 81. Tea or coffee? Tea 82. Favorite type of cookie? ...idk... 83. Can you swim well? Yes 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yeah 85. Are you patient? NOT AT ALL FFS 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? Band 87. Ever won a contest? Hope so you're the bestes 88. Ever have plastic surgery? no 89. Which are better black or green olives? black ones? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? No sex at all xD 91. Best room for a fireplace? living room 92. Do you want to get married If it happens

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