#idk if that's what people usually do but I may as well try it out lol
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clockworkreapers Ā· 27 days ago
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Amy...
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manasurge Ā· 8 months ago
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bleh
#blabbering#rambling/whining/complaining/venting ahead:#I think the horrors have finally caught up to me and the depresso is starting to take hold#i don't usually experience this until winter but I think the sudden drop of activity and people going on hiatus and such -#has triggered this early for me#basically I can't be left alone with my thoughts for too long or i start spiraling REALLY badly.#i don't really handle change very well haha...#i have the notorious curse of second guessing anything and everything and putting it on repeat in my head and then amplifying it#which sucks bc I don't have any more escapisms that work now bc this was already my escapism and I have no human connections irl#(I'm not kidding either. I've failed time and time again to make friends irl and was always the proactive one about it. But alas... ugh)#my only source for connections is online bc i struggle to make friends (especially at my age and how my energy keeps depleting and depletin#might lowkey be sharkweek but usually I just get more agitated and not this (this is very specific to the winter horrorsā„¢ for me)#i guess I may as well check out the spears while they're around still (tho in between me making dinner). I'm just feeling super bummed out#and not excited like I was the other day about it (ofc I blame the depressoā„¢).#I don't even know what to do for my beta characters. Head empty. Head gone. sigh.#also it sucks bc next week is gonna kick my ass at work (canada day/july 4th/july in general/5 DAYS and long shifts in there too)#i'm going to be so tired and so alone and with nothing to look forward to. Idk what to do bc none of my usual distractions are effective no#No escape. No seretonin. No company. Nothin'. I notice I when i start getting bad like this when I fall back hard into pokemon#(because it was my childhood escapism and I was a neglected only child who was left alone a lot; hence the connection lol)#i'll probably just have to suffer through it and be an absolute wreck of a person i think. I don't really have any other options#watch me get sick again bc canada sucks to work bc everyone has it off and they ALL GO TO THE STORE I WORK AT AND IT SUCKS.#gonna try to draw more too but the depresso is eating my brain worms (the healthy brain worms)
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herrscherofmagic Ā· 11 months ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 哩坏ļ¼šę˜Ÿē©¹é“é“ | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Clara (Honkai: Star Rail), Serval (Honkai: Star Rail) Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Canon Compliant, At least I think it's canon compliant?, it takes place years after the current setting so its hard to say lol, One Shot, Short One Shot, Mentor/ProtĆ©gĆ©, mentor serval and mentee clara!, also it's kinda like a field trip, or more like a summer camp actually, but space-y in a way, brief mention of Screwllum and Welt and Hook, and of course mentions of Svarog, clara going through a major milestone in life, late-teens Clara Summary:
Clara's on a special trip to a faraway land, and in a moment of respite she takes the time to compose a letter to send back home to let Mr. Svarog know how she's doing!
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eleu22 Ā· 2 months ago
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You guys do not appreciate Gaz enough so Iā€™m here to sell him to you
this shit is important so yall better read
I truly donā€™t understand the lack of Gaz love -
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ok well
I do at some level
I think the argument usually levied against his character id that heā€™s boring
but beautifully stated by tumblr user mockerycrow in their character analysis of him
CHARACTERS DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE A TRAGIC BACKSTORY TO BE INTERESTING CHARACTERS
press keep reading to fall in love with Gaz
Who is Gaz?
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Iā€™m going to start out with who Gaz is as a character
morality
Gaz is someone who has a strong sense of morality and struggles with the balance between doing the right thing and doing the morally right thing, thereā€™s this debate between long-term morality and situational morality that Gaz struggles with
look im maybe not the most linguistically talented person on earth so im just gonna throw in a few quotes which i think gives Gaz
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Gaz is someone who admist chaos and war is trying his best, trying his best to be a good person, to be reliable and to do the right thing
if thays not lovable idk what is
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relationship to price
ok so i think this aspect of Gazā€™s character is what people tend to focus on
and as much as the omg priceā€™s son shit is cute i think heā€™s become a vehicle for people to emphasise priceā€™s daddy factor (which like dont get me wrong keep up the good work)
but i think theres so much more to that
i forgot who wrote this but someone said something about Gaz trying to follow in impossibly large footsteps and i think thats so accurate
going back to Gazā€™s struggle with morality thereā€™s so much untapped potential in the idea that his idol, may not be an amazing person, having to come to grips with the idea that Price, his role model can look at a woman and child as interrogation leverage is something that i think people need to look into more
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OK so now
Untapped Potential
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so here are somethings which i
idk if this is like the correct phrasing
headcannon? idk i just think these are parts of Gazā€™s character which could be rlly interesting to explore
ahem
yes Gaz is a good guy, but that doesnā€™t make him passive Gaz has shown moments of anger, like in the interrogation with the butcher when he lunges at him or when him and price first meet
i think the fact that Gaz is so calm and collected but has these moments are cracks in the facade he creates
i believe personally he has a lot of repressed anger whether it be at the world, at himself, at his captain hes an angry dude hes just better at keeping it under wraps
and i know we donā€™t really have many details on his backstory but cmon thereā€™s no way u sign up for a job like this and donā€™t have any issues whatsoever
i think this quote is so good for this because heā€™s harnessed his anger, itā€™s what makes him good at his job, a knife, a weapon
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i think another interesting concept for Gaz is guilt
the fact that he cares about whats right and wrong how does he feel going to sleep at night? do these things haunt him? is he irredeemable?
i think its like that one quote ā€œthe dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the dog that doesnā€™t. My guilt does not purify me.ā€
Final Thoughts
anyways guys thanks for coming to my ted talk
i know this was really messy but i just want to encourage some Gaz love because i think heā€™s a really interesting complex character who we just need to dig a little deeper into
i hope this incites some more gaz love
THANK YOU šŸ˜³
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thelibrarian1895 Ā· 10 months ago
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If your sibling is a rogue then make the best of it
I would like to think that Jason is very Hondo Onakha about kidnapping, very dramatic, fairly polite/chill to the one he kidnapped, minimal trauma, very professional overall but also very theatrical. Out of anyone in Gotham to have as your kidnapper, Jason aka the Red Hood is by far the very best person.
ALL of Jason's family whether they be legal, biological, emotional, or honorary, will absolutely try to convince Jason to kidnap them to get them out of some stupid civilian event. Whether or not Jason will go along with it will depend on several factors such as:
Does this benefit Bruce and get him out of a boring civilian event too? Then so sorry, you're just going to have to suffer!
How busy is Jason at the moment? Because being a drug lord and vigilante is actually pretty time consuming and kidnapping can be a lot of work for potentially very little gain.
What does Jason get out of it? Yes money is all well and good but Jason is rich by his own merits and can just steal from Bruce whenever, there's got to be more to it!
When is the last time Jason has kidnapped this sibling? He can't do it too often or it gets less effective. He has a reputation to maintain after all!
It may also depend on which sib is asking and what they need to be "saved" from.
Dick asks to be kidnapped from a bachelor auction charity? Ha! No chance, sorry Dickie! He will be there though and take pictures and laugh. (And also join all the other siblings who are stalking Dick and the winner of the auction in the event the winner wasn't one of the Bats or an invited member of the JL or Titans using Bruce's money) Dick asking to be kidnapped from a gala or some opening night of trendy place he's at to maintain civilian status? Maybe but the bribe has to be considerable. And it cannot benefit Bruce. Dick's normal bribes consist of taking some tedious part of an investigation over for Jason or getting intel from JL databases for Jason and the Outlaws.
Cass? Anytime and always, favorite sister who can beat him up has special kidnapping privileges, though they did stop for a very long time when some weirdos put out the theory that the Red Hood was in love with Gotham's Princess. (idk if Cass is considered Gotham's Princess in any version of canon but she is to me) Cass does still repay Jason in the form of Black Bat keeping an eye on Jason's territory when he's out of Gotham for any significant length of time.
Tim? He does owe the kid for several incidents and Tim normally doesn't abusive the privilege so he'd probably do it but there does have to be some sort of bribe for appearances sake. Tim usually gets Jason to agree in exchange for pictures of Batman tripping over his cape or in some other ridiculous position. Bonus in Jason's mind if Tim requests a kidnapping when Bruce is off world or otherwise occupied, therefore giving Brucie Wayne's reputation a hit. However if Tim wants to be kidnapped from something where Bruce is also suffering as Brucie, Tim is SOL (Tim might get revenge by getting Kon to wear Red Hood gear and "kidnap" Tim from the event if Jason refused. Kon will do it because Tim asked and also I would like to think that Kon isn't too fond of the guy who beat his best friend/boyfriend nearly to death and will mess with him if given the chance) Since kidnapping normally interferes with things that Tim wants to do however, he may instead bribe Jason to not kidnap a sibling that has asked to be kidnapped. Jason usually obliges this no kidnapping request.
Barbara? Sorry, no, he doesn't want to stress the Commissioner like that. He will, however, kidnap other people for her if she asks.
Stephanie? No Stephanie, he doesn't care what you offer, he's not kidnapping you so you can avoid your finals! Stephanie has, however, worn various wigs and been various hostages who died at the hands of the Hood in order to maintain his reputation. She gets paid in baked goods for her service.
Damian? Damian considered the idea ridiculous and proclaimed he'd never stoop so low and he would carry out his duties no matter how onerous! Damian then had to go to a Gotham gala. Damian is trying very hard to figure out a suitable bribe to get the Red Hood to kidnap him often enough that Bruce will be forced to keep Damian away from galas because of the ongoing security threat. So far it hasn't worked because Damian is very bad at bribing Jason, Jason thinks Damian forced to interact with normal people is funny, and Tim is successfully bribing Jason to ignore Damian's bribery attempts. The Red Hood has "kidnapped" Damian once, as a treat, when he thought the kid was looking particularly down about something.
Duke? Duke has yet to be made to attend any society gatherings as the solo Wayne (normally that falls to Bruce, Dick, or Tim) and can usually be spotted hanging out with Cass by the snack table at any gala or trendy event. He's not at Cass's level of reading body language but he's pretty darn good and he and Cass have reached a new level of being able to avoid annoying rich people while at parties. Duke is Cass's favorite gala buddy. Duke hasn't felt the need to ask Jason to kidnap him yet but Jason will allow the first one to be free of charge, no questions asked. After that Duke hasn't figured out suitable bribes for Jason but has realized that all of his siblings are hyper competitive and that Jason would absolutely wager a kidnapping in a competition or for a bet.
Alfred? If Alfred asked then Jason would without any caveat. Alfred will not ask however but might ask on behalf of someone else and Jason will comply.
Bruce? Jason just laughs. And if someone else is planning on kidnapping Brucie Wayne from a particularly boring business meeting or gala? Jason will actively thwart the kidnapping to force Bruce to continue to deal with social activity.
Jason usually splits a portion of the ransom money into bonuses for his goons since their original job outline is drug dealer/enforcer/mobster and not kidnapper. If they're going to get major felonies on their records, better make it financially worth it. All of Jason's goons are masked during any kidnapping event. The rest of the ransom money goes towards a charity of Jason's choosing.
Jason has also kidnapped people who are not his family or family adjacent. Barbara thought her dad could use a vacation at one point but he didn't have the PTO for it so Barbara had the Red Hood kidnap him. James Gordon experienced the weirdest kidnapping of his life that included some of the best food he'd ever eaten, an extremely soft bed, his pile of books that were on his reading list, and access to the sports games he'd meant to watch. The ransom was successfully paid after he had a week to relax. Gordon was then, as per protocol, allowed time to relax after his "harrowing" event. Barbara forced him to take the time. Strangely enough, some politicians who had been giving the Commissioner a hard time were suddenly very quiet when James Gordon came back, well rested, well fed, and ready to get back to the grind. It, of course, had nothing to do with the very polite emails with pictures attached that they all received while the Commissioner was very publicly out of the way.
Oliver Queen, when he was visiting Gotham, was kidnapped by the Red Hood. He was released after the ransom was paid and specifically he was released back in Star City. Mr. Queen was unavailable for comment after the incident but some sources say that he was cursing bats for some reason.
Lois Lane found herself kidnapped by Red Hood and ransomed by the Daily Planet while Superman was off world. Lois Lane returned safely to Metropolis and published a shocking expose on Luthor's latest scheme. Her sources for the article remain a secret.
Bruce is very grumpy about the whole thing, not just because Jason won't help his poor father get out of the stupid social event, but also because Jason being technically a rogue like this makes it very hard for him to successfully argue that Jason should let himself regain legal living status.
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lizdive Ā· 7 months ago
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hello! platonic aventurine, jing yuan, blade, sunday, boothill, dan heng and dr ratio with a teen!reader who is like lynette from genshin?
please do include lynetteā€™s backstory as well :3
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love my girlie lynette i remember when i first got her i maxed her out as quick as possible sheā€™s so pretty <33 idk why tumblr wasnā€™t cooperating with me while i was trying to format this istg,,,, tysm for requesting !! sorry this took some time,, if youā€™re unsatisfied just tell me and iā€™ll redo it !! <33
notes š™š gender-neutral reader ā€” "you" used to refer to reader ,, reader is a teenager ,, reader is based off of "lynette" from the game genshin impact ,, platonic relationships ,, mentions of being sold, close to being 'used', creepy old men, and other things relating to lynetteā€™s past ,, yanqing is referenced in jing yuanā€™s part ,, mention of silver wolf in bladeā€™s part ,, mention of march in dan hengā€™s part ,, mention of screwllum in dr ratioā€™s part ,, this is not proofread pls ignore typos especially bcs this is so long i cannot proofread this all rn
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ā­‘ AVENTURINE has worked with many people and therefore has seen it all when it comes to appearances and personalities, but you by far are the most interesting person heā€™s met.
ā­‘ Heā€™s tried to interact with you before, and every time you give him a bizarre and odd response he only tries harder. Mostly because he wants to properly hold a conversation with you, but also because he wants to see how odd your replies can get.
ā­‘ He doesnā€™t blame you for not trusting him so easily. Many who have joined the IPC have done it out of force and therefore trust nobody. He actually feels a bit proud that you are not naive and stay guarded around the other workers so they donā€™t take advantage of you. Still, heā€™ll try his best to befriend you so you arenā€™t alone.
ā­‘ Finds your swordsmanship very impressive. Your agility and strength brings you praise from him and sometimes heā€™ll watch you train. You donā€™t say anything to him as usual. Whenever you spot him you just stare at him with that poker face of yours and continue as if he isnā€™t even there.
ā­‘ When he notices how much tea you drink on a daily basis, heā€™ll gift you the finest tea on the market as a 'good job' for completing missions successfully. Youā€™ll know itā€™s from him because of itā€™s value and because he always leaves little notes on the boxes.
ā­‘ If you ever invite him to have some tea and sweets with you, trust that he will be there whether it be physically or using a hologram if heā€™s far away. Heā€™ll prepare tea in his location and make it look like heā€™s actually present with you physically in the moment.
ā­‘ The longer AVENTURINE spends time with you, the more he finds himself subconsciously keeping a sweet treat with him at all times in case youā€™re craving something. If youā€™re off on a mission heā€™ll make sure to give you money for your tea and sweet treats alone and will ask you to send him pictures of what you got.
ā­‘ Heā€™s is very interested in your feline features and traits. When you tell him about your rare case of atavism, heā€™s very intrigued. He may do his own little experiments like buying you cat toys to see your reaction which is up to interpretation. Also, heā€™ll bring you fish dishes during your lunch breaks whenever you forget to bring your food!
ā­‘ Loves watching your performances and would be honored if you asked him to assist you! If you ever want to hold something grand-scale heā€™ll be more than happy to rent you a full theatre to perform in. Best advertisements for your shows and everything.
ā­‘ When you open up to him about your past, he can only sit there is surprise and pity. You were so young yet already went through so much before joining the IPC. He can relate to you in some ways as well. He knows what itā€™s like to be sold off to men who only used instead of cared.
ā­‘ If you tell him that man may still be alive, heā€™ll do a bit of research. If he is, then AVENTURINE will have a lovely gambling match with him! No worries, itā€™s all for fun! Fun for you, at least, when you get to go shopping with all the money the man once had but now lost. Buy yourself some nice outfits and self-care products, you deserve it !!
ā­‘ If you ever have moments where you feel bad or icky from your past, or have nightmares, heā€™ll always be there to comfort you. Call him, text him, go up to him and ask for comfort, or if heā€™s near and notices heā€™ll come and ask you if youā€™re okay and if you wanna talk about it. Heā€™s good at distractions. Why not have some snacks with him, Itā€™s time for shopping, thereā€™s this new restaurant that opened that serves purely seafood.
ā­‘ Heā€™ll do the talking for you. If anyone tries to switch from him to you heā€™ll either let you give the weirdest response ever or steer them back to him. He also appreciates how you donā€™t beat around the bush and how frank you are.
ā­‘ Youā€™re bad with machines and tech? AVENTURINE doesnā€™t think much of it until you wreck the fifth computer that month.. oh well, heā€™ll just buy you a new one. Heā€™ll try his best to teach you and help you improve and fix your machinery clumsiness, but heā€™ll also tease you and joke about it.
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"Tea is ready, now it's time for a short rest."
"Alright, just let me finish the last paper in this file and Iā€™ll be right there. I have some new news about [+] from the genius society~"
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ā­‘ The general of the Luofu attending your performances instead of working? More likely than you think! You various tricks and acts are a nice pass-time when he doesnā€™t feel like completing the mountain of paperwork stacked up on his desk. While you arenā€™t the most expressive person which may lead to some acts come off as dull, he finds amusement in how your personality contradicts your occupation.
ā­‘ A bit concerned when he spots you walking around the large ship without any supervision on multiple occasions, but itā€™s not his place to ask and you donā€™t look distressed or anything (not that you ever do.) However, heā€™ll order some cloud knights to keep a close eye on you just in case anyone were to try anything.
ā­‘ JING YUAN found out about your swordsmanship skills from Yanqing. It was when the young boy had returned from his training, utterly exhausted with his hair looking like had been attacked by a wind storm, that he is told about the teen with the feline features has some impressive swordsmanship.
ā­‘ Thatā€™s when his interest was piqued and he tries to interact with you. After performances heā€™ll give you some praise and ask how youā€™re doing. This, of course, makes you a bit nervous as this is the general of the luofu and here he his talking to you like youā€™re his kid,, so you do what you do best and hit him with one of your outlandish responses that makes him pause.
ā­‘ JING YUAN laughs thinking youā€™re pulling off one of your acts, but then you do it again and again and by the end of the interaction you have successfully made the general question if his age was getting to him.
ā­‘ Still, he will continue to praise you and ask how your day is after every performance, sometimes offering a game of starchess if youā€™re not too busy. His consistency is what gets you to trust him as he shows no ill-intent, especially after you grow closer to Yanqing behind the scenes as the boy constantly spars with you.
ā­‘ He doesnā€™t mind how frank and straightforward you can be. Like Aventurine, heā€™s worked with many different people and appreciates it. Your pokerface is also something heā€™ll praise you for as itā€™s very useful in combat and when playing against him.
ā­‘ When you open up about your past, JING YUAN canā€™t help the seed of anger that has been planted in him, and the more you share, the more that anger grows. He knows this world is cruel, but he had secretly hoped that it had been kinder to you. His relief is very evident on his features when you tell him that the man hadnā€™t been able to do anything relating to your body.
ā­‘ Will issue an order to a small group of cloud knights to find the man who had dared to put you through such a horrible experience. They wonā€™t be the one to use him as a training target, however. That is for JING YUAN to enjoy. Oh, donā€™t mind him. Something important came up. Donā€™t worry, heā€™ll be back soon. You just enjoy your tea and sweets.
ā­‘ Speaking of tea and sweets, JING YUAN will always be down for tea time with youHeā€™ll try to clear at least a nice period in the afternoon to dedicate it to tea time with you. It becomes a tea party as Yanqing join you both sometimes. Takes tea time very seriously and will pause whatever heā€™s doing to attend. Clock strikes tea time? Heā€™s leaving mid-conversation.
ā­‘ Cat naps!! Itā€™s a big pile of you, him, mimi, and sometimes Yanqing, all curled up together and slumbering peacefully under the warm sun. Heā€™ll use the excuse of keeping an eye on you when youā€™re napping just so he can nap as well. He indulges your cat instincts / traits a lot (sometimes you think heā€™s secretly a cat, too.)
ā­‘ Finds the fact that youā€™re very clumsy with machines very funny but also surprising. Youā€™re so skilled with your blade and you perform such intricate acts and tricks that take years go master yet you struggle using a vacuum?? Itā€™s a pretty bad case especially because the luofu is very mechanical-machinery reliant, so if anything randomly breaks, JING YUAN will just sigh as he knows itā€™s most likely you.
ā­‘ He wonā€™t always be there to do the talking for you, but heā€™ll do his best. Plus, not many people will chat with you when the general is around. Theyā€™d either be too intimidated or just think itā€™s not in their place. If you ever wish to avoid social interaction, just stick next to him.
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"Animals can also express their feelings. If you listen carefully, you can tell what state they are in. For a kitty, 'Meow~' means they are much happier than 'Meow meow meow!', and in that situation, you can pet them as much as you want and they won't run away."
"Hmmā€¦ is that so? Well, mimi makes more of a 'Meowā€¦ meow meow meow!' noise when I pet her. What emotion does that convey?"
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ā­‘ This man does not interact with anyone, so how you two became close is still a mystery to the other stellaron hunters. Still, itā€™s clear that you both have some sort of bond thatā€™s inseparable.
ā­‘ Missions with the both of you is just comfortable silence. The two of you are like the social outcasts of any setting. Well, at least the missions are completed swiftly. Most of the time, the third person of the mission doesnā€™t even have to do anything in the combat department. You both just slice and dice.
ā­‘ There is no doing the talking for each other because nobody talks to you both, anyways. People are too intimidated to talk to you both with how doll-esque you seem and how scary he is. You both are social interaction repellents and it can be a bit annoying for some, but people like Silver Wolf love it.
ā­‘ You both bond over not being the best with technology and machinery. You both never rarely use your phones and therefore are victims of having your phones used by other people. You both really couldnā€™t care less.
ā­‘ BLADE will watch your performances whenever he isnā€™t busy with missions. If you want him to help you, itā€™ll take a bit of convincing, especially if it involves you being in enclosures like being in a glass box with water or something. During dangerous tricks like those heā€™s very focused so nothing bad happens. Would prefer if he was the one at risk instead of you,,,
ā­‘ If you want to spar with him, heā€™ll be hesitant. Yes, youā€™re good with your sword, but heā€™s much much more skilled and heā€™s worried heā€™ll accidentally hurt you. Heā€™l mentor you, however. Teaching is fine, but sparring is a big nono.
ā­‘ Doesnā€™t really care much for your feline features. BLADE has seen a lot of hybrids in his time so yours are not a shocker. Heā€™ll be considerate of any boundaries and will make sure people donā€™t touch your ears or tail of course, but he wonā€™t treat you any differently than any other person.
ā­‘ Will drink tea with you occasionally but he wonā€™t eat the sweet treats. Likes tea himself, so heā€™ll enjoy your little tea times. Heā€™ll bring back new types of teas you have yet to try during missions. If heā€™s going back to the planet or if itā€™s nearby and you liked a specific type, heā€™ll buy it again in larger portions so you can drink as much as you want.
ā­‘ Opening up to him is like talking to a wall. He looks stoic as always on the outside but trust that on the inside he has already thought of over 100 ways to make that manā€™s life a living hell. Like Jing Yuan, he knows the world is cruel. He will simply be crueler. Doesnā€™t take long for him to find the man who had bought you, and that day Bladeā€™s bounty is soaring with how big the increase is.
ā­‘ Not the best with comforting others but if youā€™re having a bad day because of the memories or feel icky or something BLADE will make sure everyone gives you space and lets you have your you time. Will prepare tea and a snack for you, too.
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"I used to think that the golden sun and dark shadows of the night could never understand one another. But in you, I see a kind of strange complexity that has needlessly piqued my curiosity..."
"ā€¦mmn.."
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ā­‘ Another one that attends your shows! The news of a rising feline-featured performed piqued his interest, and so on opening night for your first show he could be seen seated in the spectator seats up top.
ā­‘ Really enjoys how your stoic demeanor balances your dramatic acts. While he knows your lack of enthusiasm isnā€™t the most encouraging for people to return or interact, he appreciates how different it is from the other over the top performers that litter penacony. SUNDAY soon becomes a regular at your shows.
ā­‘ It was you who came up to him first. You simply wanted to thank him for his consistent attendance and constant support, but he soon swept you int conversation and no matter how many odd and bizarre responses you gave him, he always managed to adjust to keep the conversation going. You cannot win with him.
ā­‘ These back-stage / after-show conversations soon become almost as frequent as his attendance to your performances. Also, his frequent attendance does not go unnoticed and when news of the head of the oak family being seen during almost every performance goes viral your popularity skyrockets.
ā­‘ Have you ever thought of security work as a side-occupation? It was when SUNDAY was escorting you to call a taxi that he saw your swordsmanship in action. Your theatre borders some dangerous territory, but memes were usually taken care of. He now knew who dealt with him as he watched you obliterate the ones that appeared. It reassures him knowing that you can take care of yourself.
ā­‘ Everyone in his residence knows how serious tea time is. Servants are rushing around in the kitchens trying to prepare the perfect sweets and snacks. To prepare the tea just the way you both like it, hot enough for SUNDAY but cool enough for you. The poor servantsā€™ stress levels are always through the roof when itā€™s tea time preparation, and you are blissfully unaware of it all. By the time youā€™re in sundayā€™s office or lounge, everything has already been prepared.
ā­‘ Just like you are intrigued by SUNDAYā€™s halovian features, he is intrigued by your feline features. When you both are close enough, heā€™ll let you preen his wings and youā€™ll let him groom your ears and tail. Heā€™s much more fussy with you, however. The second he spots a stray strand of fur in his office, heā€™s demanding your presence so he can get rid of the rest of the loose fur. Heā€™ll get even more fussy before your performances and will always do last-minute checks before youā€™re out on stage.
ā­‘ Another one that appreciates your honesty and how you always cut straight to the point. Can always rely on you to tell him what he needs when he needs it. Also, your attention to detail is very useful and sometimes heā€™ll ask of you to focus on certain people during a show and report back to him.
ā­‘ The second you begin to open up about your past, SUNDAY is right beside you reassuring you to take it slow especially when you tell him about the man you were sold to. Heā€™s pissed, rightfully so, but during the moment heā€™s supportive and makes sure to make it very clear that you are not anything negative you say about yourself should you do so.
ā­‘ SUNDAY is very good at interrogations, and with THEIR ability heā€™ll know if that wretched scum lies to him. There is no justifying, there is no 'the past is past' ā€” there is no redemption. Once the man admits all he has done, he will be rid of. Vanished off the face of the cosmos. Nobody will know anything about him.
ā­‘ Heā€™ll help you practice for performances, but he wonā€™t go up on stage with you. Heā€™d rather watch from afar as he doesnā€™t want to steal the spotlight from you. Your show nights are all about you, and heā€™ll make sure of it. There will be no disturbances and no casualties.
ā­‘ Funds all of your performances. Buys you any and all equipment you want and need. Want to expand your theatre? Done and without any charge. SUNDAY is your number one supporter and defender !!
ā­‘ He doesnā€™t mind doing the talking for you, but heā€™ll try and encourage you to talk for yourself. It would do you good to indulge in some small talk and conversation every once in a while! But if you insist you donā€™t want to and just want to be left alone without conversation, heā€™ll understand and drop it.
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"After the sun goes down, the desires hidden in people's hearts will rise to the surface... I meanā€” evening shows are spectacular. Should I reserve a ticket for you?"
"Ahaha, yes, please do reserve a ticket."
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ā­‘ Was creeped out the moment he met you. You were so still and expressionless that he thought you were a doll until you suddenly rushed forward and beat ass. If he had a heart it wouldā€™ve definitely stopped.
ā­‘ BOOTHILL couldnā€™t deny your swordsmanship was praiseworthy, however. Your agility, your sharp cuts, everything about it was impressive for someone your age. He tried to praise you but you gave him that stoic look and blurted out the most random sentence heā€™s heard and walked away leaving him dazed.
ā­‘ It doesnā€™t matter if your shows are expensive or not, BOOTHILL WILL get himself a ticket just to be able to figure out what it is with you. Also, because the idea of your dull expressionless self doing magic tricks had him doubling over in laughter. However, he was surprised at how professional you were with every act and trick.
ā­‘ Managed to sneak backstage and looked around for you only to find you gone. Was disappointed because he really did want to praise you for your skillā€” well, now skills. And maybe wanted to know who the hell trained you and how you were so good for a teenager.Ā Ā Oh well, there was always the next show.
ā­‘ Or, there was always that same night. Saving you from some creepy men who were trying to do Aeons know what was all it took for you to glue yourself to him and use him as your meat shield. Not that BOOTHILL minded, it was kinda of in his job description and his morals to protect innocent people, especially when they were on the younger side.
ā­‘ Heā€™s still a bit creeped out by how youā€™re so.. doll. You follow him around like a reserved duckling. And itā€™s not just following him around until the end of his stay ā€” no, he literally finds you grabbing onto his jacket as he makes his way to leave to complete another bounty. Thereā€™s no getting rid of you and heā€™s accepted that.
ā­‘ Heā€™ll definitely tease you about your feline features and behaviors. Calls you a clingy cat and will buy you cat toys as jokes. If you get upset, heā€™ll quickly apologize and make it up to you by taking you to your favorite seafood restaurant and letting you get whatever you want. If you donā€™t mind the jokes, then youā€™ll have a pile of cat toys that grows with each month!
ā­‘ Didnā€™t understand why youā€™d always stand in the corner of his mechanicā€™s shop when he was getting upgrades or repaired. He though it was just some teenage shyness but then one night he watched you blow up a literal vacuum. Terrified of you messing with his wires while heā€™s asleep charging. He tried to help, but gave up and backed away when you proceeded to fry your phone because it overheated.
ā­‘ Finds it absolutely hilarious when youā€™re interacting with people. Whether itā€™s your brutal honesty when talking to others or just one of your flabbergasting sentences to get them to leave you alone, itā€™s all comedic gold to him. Until itā€™s targeted at him,,, then uhm,,, yeah,,, okay maybe itā€™s a bit funny but still,,,,,
ā­‘ BOOTHILL knows he can come off as intimidating, and heā€™ll use it to his advantage if you donā€™t want anyone to talk to you. If someone tries to push it, theyā€™ll have a nice revolver in their face and a protective cyborg ready to shoot at any moment should they push it even more.
ā­‘ When you open up to him about your past, all he can feel is rage ā€” so much so that his internal fans are whirring to cool him down. He immediately asks you if you remember his name, his appearance, anything. Heā€™ll also comfort you if you feel bad or feel like itā€™s your fault, which it definitely isnā€™t.
ā­‘ Oh sorry, he just got a new bounty you canā€™t go on. Itā€™s just too dangerous! Donā€™t worry, you stay and spend all his money like some spoiled teen if you want. Heā€™ll be back soon, you just relax and have a little you time!!
ā­‘ Would love to take part in your performances. Heā€™s cautious if heā€™s on stage, however, and will probably use a disguise so nobody notices him since he is a wanted man, after all. He doesnā€™t want to risk your safety because of his status. He has yet to find out you also have a rising bounty on your head because youā€™ve been spotted numerous times with him.
ā­‘ BOOTHILL doesnā€™t mind your little tea time as long as it doesnā€™t get in the way of important bounties and dangerous missions. Even if it does, heā€™ll just tell you to maybe change your schedule? Heā€™ll take you to a nice tea shop to make up for it but please focus on the bounty so it can be over with and youā€™ll be safe,,,
ā­‘ Really wants to know how you do that teacup card trick,,,
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"I'm not accustomed to expressing myself, but I consider myself a good listener. If you have any troubles, tell me. I'll guard your secrets."
"I donā€™t doubt ya, kid."
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ā­‘ DAN HENG initially did not expect you to trust anyone quickly when you first joined the express. It takes one to know one, but he can tell rather quickly that you were cautious of everyone despite your poker face. He doesnā€™t talk too much with you, not that he gets the chance as you give your weird replies to everyone who tries to talk to you.
ā­‘ He doesnā€™t realize that you inviting him for tea time in your room is a privilege only he has until March complains about your 'favoritism'. Heā€™ll ask you about it and youā€™ll confirm it. He wonā€™t ask why but itā€™s nice to know you trust him more than anyone else.
ā­‘ You both are social outcasts 2.0. Heā€™ll do most of the talking for you both, but if anyone else from the crew is present, especially March, then theyā€™ll do the talking for you both. Heā€™s also the only one to understand your random response and to this day nobody knows how he does it.
ā­‘ Just like he needs to tend to his vidyadhara traits, you need to tend to your feline ones. Doesnā€™t mind if you randomly start shedding but will get a bit bothered if you leave your shedded fur around in the archives. If it gets to much heā€™ll sit you down and comb through your tail and earsā€™ fur himself. Also, if youā€™re comfortable with it, please put in some data about your avatism in the archives.
ā­‘ DAN HENG doesnā€™t seem all that enthusiastic during your performances, but he does enjoy them. Heā€™ll clap and give some words of encouragement, but heā€™s not full on beaming. He just doesnā€™t know how to properly show his support physically so heā€™ll show it with praise and giving you trinkets and things he thinks you would or could use.
ā­‘ Also doesnā€™t mind helping you with acts and performances, and itā€™s funny how the both of you have this deadpan poker face while doing the most dramatic over the top jaw dropping trick. You both have a bit of a reputation on some planets that youā€™ve publicly performed during free time on missions,,
ā­‘ DAN HENG, like Blade, isnā€™t the best at comforting people ā€” he can barely comfort himself. Heā€™s a bit emotionally awkward. Still, heā€™ll try his best to comfort you as you open up to him about your past. Heā€™s upset, but never at you. Heā€™ll pat your back comfortingly or let you hug him.
ā­‘ If thereā€™s ever a mission where he lays eyes on that man should he still be alive, DAN HENG will act on your behalf. He just needs to keep his skills sharp, thatā€™s all. WORLD CLEANSING DRAGONā€”
ā­‘ If you have nightmares, youā€™re always free to sleep next to him in the archives. He knows how bad nightmares can be as someone who has suffered from them, and if you get embarrassed because you think itā€™s childish due to your age, heā€™ll pretend to still be asleep when you enter his room late to snuggle next to him.
ā­‘ Your clumsiness with technology and machinery genuinely concerns him. Heā€™ll try to keep as little tech in your room as possible and will supervise you whenever you do literally anything with objects of the sort so you donā€™t hurt yourself or anyone around.
ā­‘ Thereā€™s a lot of things DAN HENG doesnā€™t realize heā€™s doing unless someone points it out. How he orders dishes that have some fish in them so he can give them to you, how he always makes sure your tea is cool enough for your sensitive tongue, how he know when youā€™re upset or not just from your ears.
ā­‘ Doesnā€™t mind sparring with you, but heā€™ll go easy on you. If you want him to mentor you, heā€™ll take it very seriously. He wants to make sure that youā€™ll be able to defend yourself should anything happen. Yes, he knows your swordsmanship is impressive for your age, but he also knows that impressive does not equal safety every time. He may be a bit strict, but itā€™s for your wellbeing so please donā€™t get upset.
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"Go to sleep, I still have some loose ends to tie up from work today... I still have to fix the vacuum cleaner I broke.."
"Thatā€™s the third one this month.."
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ā­‘ Was a bit surprised when he entered his lecture to find a feline-featured teenager sitting front row staring at him with a dead look. Was a bit creeped out, but whatever. He was fully expecting you to drop out after the first class.
ā­‘ Was surprised once again when you showed up for the next lecture. And the one after and after and after. Not to mention you were diligent and observant. You noticed a lot of things and after you two grew close, heā€™s a bit intimidated by how much you know and notice.
ā­‘ Some of the other students hate you for it bcs you can easily snitch on them if he ever asked you to. They can never say anything about it because you either ignore them or VERITAS steps in and scolds them.
ā­‘ Youā€™re like a therapy cat for him but not in a weird way. If you let him, VERITAS will study your case of avatism. With how cat-like you behave, heā€™ll do some tests like scratching your ears and petting you. Would also see your reaction to cat toys. Now, why do I say therapy cat? Because your purring calms him down always. Also you make him feel like a cat dad.
ā­‘ Heā€™ll get annoyed if you freely shed all around. Will scold you every time and then expect you to groom yourself properly. If you donā€™t heā€™ll get all huffy and frustrated as he does it himself but he really doesnā€™t mind. He just puts up an act.
ā­‘ You both are a scary duo. Some people think youā€™ve gotten your frank and brutal tongue from VERITAS, but you were like that since young. Still, many firmly believe you got it from him. You neednā€™t worry about unecessary conversation ā€” people are too scared either you or him will rip them a new one for even looking at you. (exaggeration)
ā­‘ And while many are intimidated and scared of you, getting easily offended at your lack of sugarcoated words, VERITAS appreciates how blunt you can be. Will tell other people to be like you and doesnā€™t care if they get offended LMFAO
ā­‘ Probably the one on this list thatā€™s the biggest enjoyer of tea time. Youā€™ll be working on your assignments and beā€™ll be grading othersā€™ assignments while enjoying sweet snacks and tea. Either that, you both sit in comfortable silence, or youā€™re dropping all the latest gossip youā€™ve heard and things youā€™ve noticed about your classmates that he hasnā€™t.
ā­‘ Contrary to the popular belief of his students, VERITAS finds himself enjoying your magic tricks and performances. It takes skill to do what you do, and he has to give credit where itā€™s due. He wonā€™t really help during your acts, but heā€™ll give his input and ideas on how to improve like a better angle or quicker actions.
ā­‘ Also, VERITAS would encourage you to better cultivate your swordsmanship! Iā€™d like to think he has connections, so heā€™ll find you someone if you want a mentor. If not, then thatā€™s fine too. Heā€™ll remind you everyday to go train for at least an hour. He wonā€™t force you if you donā€™t feel like it, of course. As long as youā€™re with him, heā€™ll be able to protect you anyways.
ā­‘ Also one of the not-so-good comforters on the list when you open up about your past. So instead, heā€™ll brutally degrade the man you were sold to until you feel better. Heā€™s trying his best, please understand that. Heā€™ll give you an awkward pet to the head to top it all off.
ā­‘ I feel like VERITAS wouldnā€™t do anything to the man physically. Instead, heā€™ll care for your skills and enhance them until youā€™re known across the cosmos. Be it as a scholar, a sword fighter, a performer, or something else. Because in his eyes, thatā€™s the best revenge.
ā­‘ Should that man still be alive, he will see that the one he saw as nothing but a toy to use is now one of the brightest stars in the cosmos, known all throughout while he is rotting away like the scum bastard he is.
ā­‘ Now, VERITAS is very prideful with his favorite and best student and he supports you, but,,,, but what is this,,,,, how are you so horrible with technology and machinery???? Were you born yesterday??
ā­‘ Like Dan Heng, heā€™ll supervise you whenever youā€™re using anything that has tech and/or machinery in it. Almost got a heart attack when he saw you tinkering with something that piqued your interest on Hertaā€™s space station ā€” VERITAS genuinely thought youā€™d bring the end of the station by blowing it up.
ā­‘ Would implement things in divergent universe (domain based off of tea time, occurrence, etc.) that relates to you and he wouldnā€™t even realize it until Screwllum points it out to which he denies.
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"Making tea looks simple on the surface, but it is actually quite complex. The quality of the tea leaves, the temperature of the water, the number of times to add water... Only when every variable is properly controlled can tea of the purest taste be brewed. Would you like a cup?"
"You truly are passionate in the art of tea making, hm? But, yes, I would like a cup."
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Put your white tennis shoes on and follow me, why work so hard when can just be free
How do you lure people in?
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ā˜† How to chose the perfect pile for you?
1) Close your eyes.
2) Clear your mind.
3) Take a deep breathe.
4) Ask the question in your head. Open your eyes and the picture that you are drawn to the most is your pile.
ā˜† Note:
- This is a general reading, so please take what resonates and leave what doesn't.
- I usually do an energy check for each pile so that the reading can resonates as much as possible.
- This reading is kind of long. Since it is divided into 4 sections. And each section shows a question including the energy check.
Take care ā¤
Arya
1) How do you view yourself?
2) How do you lure people in?
3) How do you lure your romantic interest in?
Pile 1 - Under the moonlight
Your current energy
Well, in this pile I see that there's two energies. The first one is that there's a person in your life who is interested in you romantically. He might have scorpio placements or water placements (Cancer, Scorpio and pisces). I see that you are not seeing clearly the situation which is making you feel stuck and stagnant. I see that the other case here is that there's a person in your life or will enter soon who have the placements I mentioned above. At first, you are not going to trust him because you had your fair share of heartbreak. I see that you are going or you are doubting his feelings for you. I see that you think that there's a heartbreak after all this happiness and genuine feelings which is so sad honestly. What I see from the cards is that this person have a very stable feelings for you. But he is either too cold to express them or he have an avoidant attachment style. I see that this person's intentions towards you are very genuine. He want to be in a platonic relationship with you. He want to protect you and support you. I don't honestly see anything harmful coming from that person. The only thing that might sabotage this relationship is you pile 1. I think you are too afraid to be vulnerable and open up to them which keeping you stuck and away from love and happiness. You fear the heartbreak even though that person have literally your best interest at heart. Okay, another energy I'm picking up on is that this pile are working on a project and I literally feel like my mid to lower back is hurting me so bad. Maybe you are putting too much pressure on your physical body which is leading you to feel this way. Or metaphorically; you may be having a lot of assignments and projects for your college/ school or work which is keeping you restless and tired. I see that you are working with a group of people but the main focus is on you idk why. Also I feel like you are working out in a very harsh way which is giving you this pain your back pile 1. Some people here feel pain in their hips and pelvis area too. I literally feel that on my body. Try to rest, drink some herbal tea, read a book and disconnect from the internet. Go out for a walk under the sun (Idk if you live in cold or warm climate but anyways šŸ„²). Now let's get into the reading.
1- How do you view yourself?
So, this pile see themselves as people who lack foresight and decisiveness. I see that you guys are aware of your own potential but due to laziness and being discouraged by your life circumstances you chose to leave the battle without even trying to fight back. I see that you chose to surrender to whatever life have offered you. You could be a new school graduate who doesn't want to go to college due to your financial state. I see that also this pile are quite mature emotionally. You are a bit nostalgic to your childhood and how things were safe. I see also that you are for whatever reason; you think that your life will change like magic. I will explain to you. You see those movies where the girl lives her WHOLE life thinking she is an ordinary person but then someone tells her that she is a decent queen or princess and her life turn around 180Ā°?(princess diaries movie is a reference here) I feel like this pile want change so bad but at some point you gave up to try and change anything. Like you lost your passion to live or even that your life will improve. I see that you are someone who is very artistic, someone who is very spiritual too. You like traveling, you like learning about different cultures. You like to educate yourself instead of scrolling endlessly on IG or tiktok. But I see that there's still hope for you. Also, what I'm seeing that this pile are quite innocent and if not then you are someone who always feel this sense of nostalgia. You feel nostalgic to people, to places, you always have something to reminisce over. Another thing I'm picking up on is that people in this group are quite motherly. They like taking care of people especially young children. You like setting with them, you like how sweet they are. You might tell yourself that you want to become a mother one day. Some people here view themselves as a gate to heaven. How so? Like you see this person who enters your life and their life change for better? I'm picking up on people with esfj, enfj, infj, isfj, estj mbti. Someone who changes people, who fix them. Who can show them the great future that await them if they change. Pile 1 you see yourself as a catalyst to change.
2-How do you lure people in?
First thing I'm picking up on is that this pile appear stable in front of people. You look put together and elegant. I see that even if you do not wear the best clothes you have people still think that what you are wearing is expensive. I see also that you appear quite heartbroken, there's this melancholic aura around you. Another thing is this pile are quite mysterious by nature. You do not overshare yourself and you keep people thirsty for more. You appear also quite faint? You see those people who are enigmatic? Their hair color is very high in contrast with their skin. There's this aura of mystery around you, which make many people wonder. "Who is she/he?" I am seeing that you are quite magnificent. In the previous paragraph I typed that you view yourself and someone who is innocent and sweet, people also view you like that pile one. They view you as someone who is lovely to be with, especially new friends or people who want to be your friend. They get so excited and happy when you are around. Also, I see that people view you as someone with many potential. You literally know that and you see it in yourself. You know that you have so much potential in you. People in your company feel in awe honestly. You make people also aware of thir beauty and potential. You see beauty everywhere you go. People also see that your views and opinions on the world are quite interesting. You see things in different light and you make people see what they was not able to see before. You appear as a lone wolf to people. You are always alone in public enjoying a drink or walking. You presence is so liked by others. I see beauty and brains yo you could be someone who is blessed by beauty and also smart soo (lucky you pile 1).
3- How do you lure your romantic interest in?
People who are romantically interested in you see that you have many options. That's why they do not dare to make a move on you. I see that many People crush on you but they fear coming in out of rejection. They fear getting rejected by you pile 1. Also I see that you appear as someone who is content on their own and you do not really want someone out of neediness. You want them because you like them That's why. I see that, you might have stalkers. People in this pile might have got stalked online or physically. I see that because of your mysterious aura People really get curious about you. I see that this pile attracts older men. Like if you are in your 20s you might notice that men who are in their 40s and 50s are attracted to you. And if you are a guy reading this then women really get intrigued by you, especially if they are older. I also see that you always have an option but you chose to stay alone because you think that working on yourself or studying is what really matters. I see that romantic interests tend to view you as someone who is out of their league, someone very nurturing. They may call you wife material and they are right! You are loyal and honest. I see also that you attract older men. Because they are more authoritative and more wealthy that people your age and a little younger/older. Some people in this pile like the baby/daddy dynamic, Idk why but I keep hearing "every man gets his wish and 1949 by Lana Del Rey" go listen to them if you want to. There's a lot of references on the cards on sugar baby/ daddy relationship. Honey, if you want an older man/woman or a sugar daddy/mommy you can easily attract one and believe me you can literally make them your slave. I see that your romantic interest value you because you are not afraid of walking away from things that do not serve you. I see that the love relationship that you are seeking and imagining in your head is meant for you in this lifetime. And you are going to get them no matter how old you get.
4- Placements for this pile
Fire placements (Aries, Sagittarius and leo). Earth placements (Taurus, Capricorn and virgo). Aquarius, Cancer, Venus in scorpio. Pluto with aspects to the ascendant. Mars, jupiter, Uranus, Mercury, neptune dominant.
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Pile 2- A cross the shore
Your current energy
Okay, I see this pile feels disappointed because of a man in your life? He could either be your father or someone you are with in a relationship. I see that this man is sabotaging your happiness. You could be so happy and satisfied and then you set with him and your mode change 180Ā° for the worst. I see that also if you are a woman you might be a gemini and this man is so cocky that he make you feel anxious and out of element. Another thing I'm picking up on is that this pile are trying to juggle many responsibilities but due to stress and anxiety you are just postponing your priorities until you get the mind clarity that you are looking for. And if not that case is applicable to your case then I see that you are someone who is very structured or organized and there's many responsibilities on your shoulders right now but due to stress and exhaustion you are just surrendering to life? I see that you need some time for yourself pile 2, try to reflect and take a break. If you have many responsibilities then break the task into small baby steps so you can complete it; also try to take a break between each task. Pile 2 your spirit team is telling you that the worst have finally ended and they want you to know that whatever thing you wish for you'll get it. I see that they are encouraging you to get out and be more social and be optimistic. They hate seeing you sad and anxious. They want you to know that they love you and they are working day and night to insure that you are safe and sound. Idk why I started tearing up I feel suddenly a wave of warm emotions, I also feel so tired and sleepy pile 2 if you want to sleep please go and sleep everything will be alright. They are telling me that the clarity you want will come to you quickly and you don't have to work for it. You only need to set still and listen to the synchronicity they are sending you. Each one of those synchronicities have something to do with what you want to know. God bless you pile 2.
1- How do you view yourself?
I see that you view yourself as someone who is very spiritual. A priestess, I'm seeing. You like to dive deep into the unknown, you have this thirst for dark knowledge like occult, witchcraft, tarot, astrology, alchemy and other forms of divination. I see that you see yourself as someone who embody the pluto archetype. Someone who is in a constant inner change, you could be now having your first or second spiritual awakening which is kinda harsh in your lens. I see that you are someone who is very patient and stubborn. Someone who can reach whatever they want. I see also that you see yourself as someone who is scattered brain and your head is always in the clouds. You could be a dreamer too. I'm seeing that you are someone who is trying their best but you feel like the best thing is nothing important to anyone. I feel like you might see yourself as someone who is an outcast? Someone who is overlooked by others. People don't really take you seriously and they think that you are dumb? (I'm not saying you are dumb neither people around you, it is your perception to things pile 2). I see that you see yourself as someone who is mentally ill, someone who is overlooked by people from their own gender. You might have dealt with girls/girl friends who used you for what you have like money/service or attention and then they ditched you when their business has done. I see that you might be so attached to your female caregiver so much it could be your mother or grandmother or old sister for some of you. Put I'm seeing that this caregiver is old like in their 40s. This pile has a really melancholic perspective of who they are it is like someone who is lost. I see that unlike pile 1, you use your intuition a lot or you started listening to your intuition in order for you to survive. You might have given a lot of people lots of second chances but they played you again until you literally got drained and depleted of energy. So, as a coping mechanism you chose to stay by yourself so you can protect your inner peace. I see you may call yourself a freak in a proud way. Like you see those people who got treated horribly because of their personalities but then they accepted the fact that it is what it is and they started calling themselves of what people called them proudly? You might be like this.
2- How do you lure people in?
Well, pile 2. I see that you act distant and aloof in front of people but once you warm up to someone you can be really helpful. I see that at first people see that you are starting fresh and new in your life (because of your spiritual awakening) they see how mentally and perhaps physically you are changing. I see that you try to do your best to keep your life together, people can see that you are trying but what make them sad is you do not ask for help. You do not want anyone to help you. You think that no one cares but in fact people care more than you think. I see what really make those people stay away from you is that you do not give them a chance to reveal themselves. You might be in a survival mode and you see everything in black and white but life is more than that. This pile make me so sad. It is like I'm not reading for HOW you lure people in it is like WHAT people's reaction when they see you and it is completely two different things. I think that this pile need to work on their perception of themselves because the way you see yourself play a major role of how people treat you. I think that you have self worth issues and you think that you do not deserve happiness or love or friendship. You are telling yourself the SAME damn story to convince yourself that it is what it is but it is not WHAT YOU THINK! I know this awakening is so hard but believe me when you emerge from your cocoon as a beautiful butterfly you'll see how good it is. I feel like many people in this pile are confused of which stage in the spiritual awakening you are in. Personally I've gone through that and this video will help you. I feel like you are in place in your life where survival is an apparent theme and not really anything else. You might be on survival mode for like months or even years. It is not for everyone so take what resonates.
3- How do you lure your romantic interest in?
Okay, due to your distorted self perception of yourself your romantic interests tend to avoid getting closer. But they do see the potential in you. I see that to the opposite gender you might be someone who is considered cute or attractive in general, but the thing is you do not see that yourself. I see that the opposite gender see you as someone who is the wish come true. To them you are someone who is very familiar and lovely. They are so pleased when you talk to them. I told you pile 2. Your self perception is stopping you from going after things that will make you happy. I see that your romantic interest sees how cool and good you are but they fear coming in because of the rejection and heartbreak you'll cause them. I see that you are a forbidden fruit to them. Like they are allowed to look but not allowed to taste or touch. Like a beautiful painting on a wall, they want to get closer to you, they want to touch you and get to know you but you are the one who is running away from anyone who mignt be a good option for you. You might like to start your relationship with the opposite gender as friendship and then develop it into something romantic. I see that your romantic interest view you as someone who is very fortunate, someone who is sweet, bubbly and someone they can trust to have a family with. People in this pile are divided into two sections, one energy here; their romantic interest views them in a sexual lusty way. Like you might be blessed with curves (bigger boobs, nice body shape) they see all of this and they are like "šŸ¤¤", If you are a man or male I think the opposite gender see you as someone hot or you know very attractive too. I think people in this pile, their romantic interest see you as marriage material. They touch themselves as the thought of you pleasuring them. Others in this pile attracts people like them. Like if you are someone with low self esteem, you'll attract someone with low self esteem too. If you are commitment phobe, you'll attract someone exactly like you. So be careful. In this pile you might feel like your romantic interest mirror your inner self. The trauma, your fears, your doubts, how you see yourself. They mirror it, so please pile 2, try to work on that we want to attract good people into our life.
Placements for this pile:
Gemini, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Water placements or water dominants (Cancer, Scorpio and pisces). Taurus,Virgo, Jupiter, moon, Saturn, Mercury, Pluto dominant. number 3 is significant in this pile.
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Pile 3- The light house
Your current energy
Hello pile 3. How are you? I hope you are doing well. First thing I'm picking up on is that this pile is confused. I feel like you just woke up from a deep sleep or you have slept like +9 hours but you are still tried. I feel like this pile are trying to heal and seek clarity. I see that you are trying to label your values and what you really want from life. This pileā€™s energy are quite serene. You are living your life in a monotone way. Like you wake up, go to work/school/ college, study, eat, go to sleep. And the cycle repeat itself again. You want change in your life but you know that change will not come easily unless it starts from you pile 3. You know that and you are aware of it. You are aware that in order to change you need to work on yourself, you need to get to know your values, what you like and dislike. You want to get to know yourself and what you truly want to live. I see also that you are hanging on a connection that you think has potential but believe me darling, this connection is just an attachment. You are attached to this person and not the other way around. Perhaps, this person may at some point saw something in you but they do not know how to reach out. They do not know how it will work and you know that too. This pileā€™s energy is very stable, and rational honestly unlike pile 2; I felt like I'm suffocating and I cried while typing their paragraph. Anyways, I see you guys are thinking of moving into another state or country. I see by traveling there; you will put an end to the stagnant energy within you or your life. I see also that this pile will suffer from a short term poor financial state but then everything will be alright. I see that someone might enter your life pile 3, he could be a sagittarius or have sagittarius placements. This person is very driven and sexy omg. I see that soon He will be in your life. The cards are telling me that he will be there all of sudden. His entrance will shake up things in your life for the better. Don't worry pile 3, you will have the cake and eat it too. Soooo enjoy the attention.
1- How do you view yourself?
This pile view themselves as someone who is witty and cunning with a hint of manipulation. I see that you know how to use people to your liking and advantage. I also see that have a pretty convincing way of communicating. You know how to gaslight people to give you want you want. Some people in this pile do manipulate people intentionally, they know what they are doing. I see that you can be pretty lazy and harsh with people. You might have mercury in sagittarius? Or mercury with harsh aspects to pluto? Someone who is very intelligent and lazy. Almost gives me INTP, ISTP, ISTJ, ENTP and some of you could be INFJ or INTJ too. Many of you have been through a lot of financial issues which forced you to leave your lazy tendencies and start seek a job so you can feed yourself. I feel like you are someone who lives alone in their own apartment or own a house by themselves. But you owned this after you worked like a dog to earn this money. I see that some people here lack imagination and you don't really understand why some people call themselves dreamers. You thunk dreaming or imagining things is a dumb thing or you seek the psychological meaning behind it. People in this pile are so logical and pragmatic, you have no connectionto emotions becauseyou think people who think with their heart are stupid. You prefer to see things in objective way. And you hate anything related to theory. You see that there's no use in using theories and you only believe in hard facts. In this pile I see also that you hate being bored I remembered when Lana twitted on X "you are boring me to death and I'm already dead". I think you hate boredom too pile 3. You hate boring people and dumb people. People in this pile can be Narcissists or Machiavellian or you have symptoms of this personality disorder (take what resonates I will not label people here as good or bad you know if you are good or bad pile 3). Also you have a high self esteem and you think that you deserve the world. You might be working right now so you can be in a high position in society. Someone who is authoritative and demanding. You want people to fear you and to respect you more than to like or love you. You get thrilled when someone announce that they hate you and they are your enemy. You like that and it gives you this energy boost. I see also that you are digging your way up, you are trying to prove to yourself that you'll be someone great in the future. You have this enormous drive to you that make you go on and on to reach your goals I'm hearing Marina song "High achiever can't you see, baby nothing come for free" but I forgot the song's name lol. You are always working on your goals and have a vision for the future.
2- How do you lure people in?
Omg this pile is quite bitchy. I hate saying this but people are attracted to you and hate you at the same time. They are attracted to your charm but they hate it when you turn the table on them. You might be someone who LIKES to gossip and because of that almost no one really want to be your friend. People like it when they come to you for advice because you are not swayed by emotions or imagination, you give them your opinion without being shy of sayingthe truth. You lure people in there's this drive to you, the ambition. Especially if you are a man or a male or masculine, everyone droll over how masculine you are. They like how decisive you are. People see the inner power in you, they see how passionate and wonderful you can be. Also you intimidate people, your presence make people uncomfortable because of the powerful aura you show to others. I see also that there's this wonder-ness about you. People in this pile here are not ashamed to explore and discover what they want as I mentioned in the energy check in. I see also that you keep ignoring your intuition and you lack emotional maturity which is soon will be changed. I see one of the lessons you'll learn in this lifetime is to be more emotionally intelligent and to be more compassionate towards others. People see that you are a me me me person. They see that because of your confidence and charm you can be a bit (How can I say it?) You are attention seeker? You are giving me The Weekend vibe idk whyšŸ˜­.
3- How do you lure your romantic interest in?
Your possible romantic interest view you as someone who is warm and optimistic. Most of your romantic interest crush on you because of how you look. They have no idea how dangerous you can be lol. Anyways, your romantic interests view you as someone who doesn't have man friends or a lone wolf even if you are an extrovert and you know a lot of people they assume that you are a lone wolf who doesn't have many friends. I see that your romantic interest are mostly dreamers or people who are delusional. Or I see that you attract people who are the total opposite of your personality. It is for a reason and the reason is to connect more with your emotional side. Your romantic interest feel scared of approaching you because you appear a bit unbalanced or a player. They see you as someone who will probably play them and fuck with their heart (A heartbreaker honestly). You might be someone who is considered attractive to people in the country you are living in. I see that you have a very sexy aura and you sexual energy is out of the chart. You might post nudes of yourself just to tease your crushes online. You have many stalkers too. If you are a guy many girls stalk you online. And if you are a female/girls/feminine many guys harass you online and they send you +18 pic of their.... you know. I see also that your romantic interest view you as someone who is quite harsh with words or someone who is very honest like bluntly honest which most of the time hurt their feelings. Your romantic interest view you as someone who they see a long term relationship with. They see you as someone who can pull them out of their shell. Also someone who is very smart and intelligent. They like how smart you are.
Placements for this pile
Air placements or dominant (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius). Sagittarius, Leo especially the ascendant, Capricorn, Sun, Mercury, Venus, jupiter as dominant planets in your chart.
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Pile 4- Eye of a mermaid
Your current energy
Hello pile 4, how are you? Well let's get into the energy check of yours. First thing I'm picking up on is that you are either in love with someone who doesn't love you back or you have ended a romantic relationship because of a third party. But what mostly obvious here is that there's chasing and convincing. I see that you or the other person are chasing one another and no it is not mutual. It is like the more feminine energy in this connection is putting too much effort that the man started to feel egoistic and self assured that the feminine won't leave him. I see that you guys are very generous and selfless people. You have many friends and you are spending majority of time asking for their advice on your love life. It is painful honestly, I feel like my heart is sinking. You have many potential pile 4 and whatever you are chasing won't come to you unless you detach and forget about it. It is okay if we love someone and they don't love us back but the problem is when you hang your WHOLE existence around that perosn. Love is pure, genuine, it is the most pure energy in this universe. So, don't be sad that they are not sharing their love with you. Instead, be concerned on how to detach from that person. Another energy I'm picking up on is that you might be in a fwb situation or poly relationship. I see many parties interfering with the relationship that you feel the person you are loving is not loving you back. This person honestly is not the best so, try to move yourself out of the situation and give them a block for 2 months. If this person tried to reach out during these 2 months then they care for you and if not then you are just a replacement (sorry for being harsh on you pile 4). I see that this pile here there's someone perhaps a soulmate. This person is coming too soon into your life so whatever situation you are in, you'll find someone who will give you the love that you give to others and they will held you accountable. Okay my dears?
1- How do you view yourself?
Okay, first thing I'm picking up on is that you are someone who really hate change. You can literally eat the same food, do the same routine and live on the same frequency for ages without trying to change you life circumstances. Also, I see that you are someone who is very smart and intelligent. You see yourself as someone who is not swayed by delusions. The funny thing is (what I'm picking up on intuitively) that you say that you don't believe in tarot, astrology or paranormal stuff but you manage to read tarot or like being curious about your placements and other stuff. I see that you see yourself as someone who is pessimistic and not that funny or optimistic at all. The cards are also telling me that you need to change or at least accept the idea of change. You appear as someone who is very charming, tempting or someone who is quite attractive to others. Also you are someone who is very active, you like to keep yourself busy during the day. I see a job that requires you to stay active and in service. You could be a waiter/ waitress or cashier? Someone who is always moving. And if not then you are an athletic who have to always be training. You are someone who is always in their head. You might have anxiety or anxiety attacks randomly. You might also try to surrender to circumstances but there's this voice inside you that always nagging you to keep fighting and pushing back. I guess that's why you are always pessimistic pile 4, it is because you hate how you are forcing yourself to keep going. Because after all this enforcement you are not getting the result you aspire to get at all. You are someone who is very generous with time, effort and money. I see that you view yourself as someone who is very cooperative and if not then you view yourself as an extrovert who have many friends. The cards keep replying the same idea which is the selflessness. You need yo balance the give and take energy in you. If someone gave you attention try to give them the same amount they are giving you and don't take it too far. I see that you have people pleaser tendencies. I see that you don't really see the people pleasing thing as a problem at all. Like you truly like to help others because it heals something in you. I'm picturing Monica Gellir from Friends. She have this strong energy, presence and above all she is so caring and hard worker. You may have something in common with her. I see that you are someone who is a bit romantic too. You like romance, but you see those people on tiktok who read lots of romantic stuff and when someone actually is interested they cringe? You might be like that. I see that you are someone who is very loyal, especially to your friends. You might have you venus or moon in Taurus. I'm sensing here a lot of devotion from you guys unlike pile 3 they are narcissists lol.
2- How do you lure people in?
Pile 4 are you an ENFJ/ESFJ? I feel like this pile are a knight in a shining armor. I feel also that you project a picture to people that is not true about yourself. You may pretend like you have a specific traits that are not in you or you lie about sensitive stuff to avoid the hard feelings that come with it. Many people in this pile are very active and action oriented. People see you as someone with a lot of energy to give to others. I see that you are very helpful and people like that. The way you lure people in is a mix of fogginess and helpfulness. Or you may see that at first people project alot of stuff into you, they may tell you things that is not necessary you. Pile 4 do you have neptune/ascendant aspects? Because people always tend to project into you stuff that are not there. People may view you as someone who is naive, others tend to view you as someone who is manipulative. And so on and so forth. I see that also people view you as someone who lack imagination and if you are imaginative by nature then they see that you are someone who is not spiritual at all. They may tell you that you look helpless even though you know where exactly you are going. There's this fog around how people view you. They can't quite tap into who you truly is! Which leave you misunderstood by others. You are exactly like someone for ex, who spent their whole life being told that they are selfish but you are not selfish and you know that. I see that people see you as someone who is a hard worker. They see your efforts and they appreciate them too. People (because of the projection thing) can't really tell you who you truly are. They see the effort you put but not your potential. You may get laughed at when you claim to want to be a model, a singer or anything because people don't seem to think that you can do that. In fact you can, it is just the thoughts of them that they project onto you which is quite sad honestly. People tend to get possessive of you and attached not because of who you are, but because of who they view you to be. It is like those people have something missing and they paint you with what is missing in their life and they claim that you fulfill all the things that is missing from their life. It is sad honestly because they can't see you for who you truly are, instead they project into you. This pile feels like an object to other people which keep them stuck in the same patterns. I guess from what I'm seeing in the cards that your life mission is to get to know yourself and stop letting others project into you.
3- How you lure your romantic interest in?
Okay, your romantic interest see that you are someone who is very independent and ambitious. You may attract a lot of mentally ill people into your life? Or people with avoidant attachment style or peoplewho are non-committed? I see that this people are quite manipulative. Like for ex, they may lie to you about something that they don't have and then you get shocked of the truth. I see that this pile attracts many cheaters. Or people who is considered a walking red flag. People in this pile may have dated people who do not love them. Not love, I see lust. The opposite gender may lust over you a lot sadly. You may be someone who is considered attractive or beautiful in social standards. You attract many cheaters into your life and indecisive people too. Like okay, those people can never be serious or committed to you at all. I'm picking up on the other woman vibe. A girl or a woman who is so beautiful, she have a big heart but all she get from the opposite gender is cheating, lies non-committed relationships or you may be the side chick in the relationship. That's why in the beginning of the reading I felt this sense of unrequited love! It is because you want a relationship, you want love but you can't seem to attract those to you and it is frustrating! You may always try to prove that you are more than a beautiful face/body but unfortunately they only see you as a sexual object. And if you are a man you may have dated several women who were not serious about committing to you or women who is considered hot but are superficial and only cares about money (like more than who you truly are). This pile is sad honestly, all people here are not seen for who they truly are but instead who people want them to be. So, I see that you'll take a reflecting period and quit dating for a while just to see what you truly want and if you are already doing that then good for you pile 4. You deserve applause šŸ‘šŸ». Take time and detach, learn how to love yourself, and seek the truth! You truth and what truly matter in your life.
Placements for this pile
Fire placements especially Aries, Air placements (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius). Earth placements (capricorn, virgo and taurus). Saturn, Mercury, jupiter, Uranus, neptune, sun dominant.
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Post dated: 22nd of Sep/2024- Sun
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bettysupremacy Ā· 1 year ago
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hii! I was wondering if you could write a fic with reader and any marauder (they all fit) and maybe helping or becoming protective over the reader after a concert or party after a creep follows the reader? šŸ˜­
I went through a similar experience with a guy following me around after I went to the restroom after a concert, and it ruined my night if i'm being honest, I was scared šŸ˜ž I'm not the most shy of people and usually I can handle myself but it was pretty dark and idk the adrenaline from feeling happy to scared shifted pretty quickly. Luckily I found my friends and let them know and we quickly went back to our car (along with a few dirty looks from my friends god bless lol). I swore I could go to the restroom by myself- will not be doing that again :(
you can ignore this request if it makes you uncomfortable!
thank uu
iā€™m so sorry that happened to you! ā€œ(they all fit)ā€= poly marauders!
Thereā€™s something about post concert depression, especially when youā€™re with the band.
Your glitter eyeshadow is smudged, eyeliner untouched. Youā€™d been shaken around in the pit of your boyfriends fans, and yet the paint hasnā€™t budged.Ā God bless water-proof makeup.Ā The world seems prettier like this, touched by alcohol and the feeling of soaring pride for your boyfriends. The glittery lights and signs of time square never fail to dazzle you, even now as you lean against Sirius morosely.
ā€œMā€™hungry.ā€ You frown, toes tipping up towards Sirius, though you fear the mumble may have been more for yourself.
His attention is diverted towards the boys as they discuss what to do now. Plans of how to get home and where to eat. His finger taps your cheek slowly, his focus paying you no mind. Words like Uber, hotel, room service echo throughout their very repetitive conversation.
ā€œSirius.ā€
He looks down, a little shocked and sorry at his own attention. ā€œYes, lovely?ā€
ā€œMā€™hungry.ā€
ā€œHungry?ā€ He asks, cringing. Youā€™re about thirty minutes from the hotel, and even then, room service will take another thirty.
ā€œSo hungry.ā€
He sighs, unsure of what to do.
ā€œThereā€™s a hotdog stand over there.ā€ You grab his tattooed bicep to balance yourself as you point to your right.
He thinks, peering down at you. ā€œThis wonā€™t ruin your dinner?ā€ Itā€™s midnight, but still.
ā€œNo,ā€ you sing, reaching up to cup his cheeks. ā€œI really want a hotdog.
He flushes, looking away from your wandering eyes. Normally he wouldnā€™t let you out of his sight.Ā TheyĀ would never let you out of their sight in a place like this. But the cart is in eye view of the boys, and he has faith in you not to stray, even in your inebriated manor. Itā€™s not that they donā€™t trust you, they just prefer to keep you safe themselves.Ā Is that okay?
ā€œOkay,ā€ He murmurs, pulling out his wallet, handing you his card. ā€œAt least get the good toppings.ā€
ā€œI always get the good toppings.ā€ You pull away.
The walk is short and the cart is colorful. Red and white stripes, curvy calligraphy. It shines in your inebriated vision.Ā Beautiful. The queues not long, just an older man waiting in front of you, but it feels like forever as the generous man (with the toppings as well) takes your order and wraps it in warm aluminum foil.
You take the hotdog eagerly. ā€œThank you.ā€
Itā€™s heavy in your hands, warm too. You yell Siriusā€™ name excitedly, waving the hotdog above your head for him to see. He laughs, thumbs up until you bump into a man, smile fading, concern etching his brows.
ā€œOh,ā€ you murmur, looking up. ā€œIā€™m sorry.ā€
ā€œNo problem,ā€ he smiles. Itā€™s uncomfortable, not the smile of a friendly civilian.
You laugh. Itā€™s polite, anyone can see that, but he leans closer. He smells like liquor, a disgusting discovery that has you subconsciously leaning away.
ā€œYou new around here?ā€
An actual laugh stumbles out of your lips. ā€œLondon? No.ā€
He takes this as an entrance. ā€œYou should show me around.ā€
ā€œNo, thank you.ā€ You try to walk past him. Towards Sirius whoā€™s already walking over. ā€œGoodnight.ā€
ā€œWait,ā€ he grabs your arm, pulling you back. His fingers dig into your elbow painfully.
ā€œWhat the fuck,ā€ you gasp, pulling your arm away roughly. ā€œdonā€™t touch me.ā€
ā€œCā€™mon,ā€ The man slurs, fingers reaching for you again. ā€œDonā€™t be-ā€œ
ā€œHello?ā€ Sirius walks up, all stock. He grabs your forearm pulling you to him firmly, getting in between you and the man. Heā€™s not much taller, but more intimidating in demeanor. ā€œDo we have a problem?ā€
ā€œNo,ā€ the man scoffs.
ā€œCause it looks like you put your hands on her.ā€
He scoffs again, clearly inebriated. ā€œWe were just talking.ā€
ā€œWell, conversations over now.ā€
ā€œShe can make her own decisions.ā€
ā€œFuck off, bro.ā€ Sirius waves his hand dismissively. Quickly, he walks you towards the boys who are peeking their eyes up from the Uber app.
ā€œShe was asking for it.ā€
Sirius reels back, dropping your forearm to shove the scary stranger in the chest. He pushes hard, the man losing his balance as he falls to the ground in a sickening thud. You gasp loudly, the unexpected conflictĀ startling you. Vaguely you hear Sirius say something to him, but youā€™re too focused on the way the man looks up at you.
James and Remus are there in seconds, quick on Siriusā€™s heels. They pull at him, up and off the man. There were no real punches thrown, no real injuring blows, it wasnā€™t even enough to form a crowd. But still, youā€™re shaken. You shiver like a leaf underĀ yourĀ Jamesā€™ leather jacket, suddenly not feeling the warmth of the alcohol youā€™d consumed before the concert.
Slowly, you stumble back and way from your boys, to the bench next to the shitty bar youā€™d passed on your way home. That had been scary, but youā€™re safe; that had been scary, but Sirius dealt with it. You bring your hand up to your chest, setting the hotdog you had been eager to buy down next to you.
ā€œHi,ā€ Remus pushes aside the hotdog to sit next to you. ā€œAre you okay?ā€
You look up to the boy, blindingly beautiful in the streetlights and advertisements. ā€œYes.ā€
He pushes some stray hair from your face. ā€œHe didnā€™t hurt you?ā€
ā€œI think it was more startling.ā€ James sits on the other side of you, kissing your temple firmly. ā€œIā€™m sorry he did that.ā€
ā€œItā€™s okay, Iā€™m okay.ā€
ā€œSheā€™s okay.ā€ Sirius gruffs from where he walks over.
He sounds cooler than he thinks he looks. Heā€™s not bruised, bloodied, or bandaged, if he were he thinks heā€™d look cool enough to breeze over. But then again you look mad, so maybe he doesnā€™t want that.
ā€œDonā€™t be upset,ā€ Sirius crouches to your level. Youā€™re in the arms of a solid Remus. ā€œhe was a creep.ā€
ā€œAre you hurt?ā€
ā€œAre you trying to tell me something?ā€ He laughs roguishly. ā€œI thought I looked good tousled.ā€
He does, and you know heā€™ll look good on the tabloids tomorrow too.Ā Sirius black gives black eye?Ā You sigh at the thought.
ā€œYou do.ā€ James feeds Sirius.
ā€œAt least someone in this relationship cares for my ego.ā€
ā€œYou look good.ā€
ā€œOh, now you tell me.ā€
You laugh, letting Sirius stare at you like you hung the moon.
ā€œKiss em?ā€ He pushes his knuckles in front of your lips. His fingers throb lightly, you can feel it on your lips.
ā€œThat was stupid.ā€
ā€œCā€™mon,ā€ Siriusā€™ eyes roll as he pulls you up. ā€œYouā€™ve got a hotdog to eat.ā€
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uselesssomebody Ā· 3 months ago
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š•¤š•„š• š• š•• š•¦š•” - post!d&w!logan howlett x reader
complete masterlistĀ | logan howlett - coming soon!
words ||Ā šŸš.šŸ”š•œ
summary ||Ā in which the readerĀ gets stood up, and logan consoles her - in more than one way
a/n ||Ā self indulgent :)) guess what happened to me guys !!
āžµ i know i've been literally dead but i may be back! not sure fully yet lol but i've missed writing. shocker, college is in fact hard and i've spent a whileeee adjusting. that also means my writing is prob a bit shit here but i just wanted to get this out
āžµ first time writing logan - i watched deadpool & wolverine and oh my godddd this man can fucking get it. haven't watched the x-men movies so i kinda had to guess his accent, sorry if it's inconsistent. this is set after the events of deadpool & wolverine
āžµ shall i revamp the blog theme guys? i don't have any ideas but idk if you guys are bored by it haha
āžµ send me requests if you have ā€˜em. enjoy!
warnings ||Ā fluff/smut/a wee bit of angst
āžµ fingering
āžµ age gap (not a plot point)
(tell me if i miss anything)
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having 2 people in a one bedroom apartment was already cramped. 3 is insane. as much as wade tried, he felt bad for poor hugh's - *cough* logan's back for constantly swapping between the dingy couch and the mattress on the floor to sleep.
and the wolverine was never the type to ask for help, it pissed him off. they had been nearly atomized together for christ's sake!
another room on the floor had opened up, and as much as wade wanted to kick blind al off to that room instead, he knew the old lady wouldn't be able to pay the whole rent herself, and he had to make sure she didn't use too much fun-time sugar under fox's watchful eye. luckily, neither did logan have to live alone, as wade was quick to find a down-on-her-luck college girl who needed cheap rent.
so, now wade's stuck with an ornery old woman, and pretty-boy - well, man - logan got to have a cute girl as his roommate. just his luck. he checked in on his fellow invincible often, and as much as logan didn't talk, wade knew he didn't mind her one bit.
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she tried to be a good roommate - cook breakfast for the both of them, pick up a sweet treat for him too if she was getting one for herself, and trying to keep to herself with the studying. but she couldn't help the little crush that she had on her roommate. like, come on.
older, mature, mysterious, downright yummy? what's a girl to do? she kept it to herself, but seeing him smirk or chuckle when she realizes she's accidentally been staring at him in that leather jacket or shirtless going to bed. at least she doesn't make him uncomfortable, but it feels pretty dismissive - how he sees her as such a fucking kid that he can't even take her attraction seriously.
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logan took it very fucking seriously.
every day was a mental challenge - truly, god gives his worst temptations to his strongest soldiers. the liquor on his breath was still strong, not now because his life was ruined, but rather because his mind was.
this cute, young girl who looked at him like he was the solution to all her relationship issues, like his old-man body was good enough to fucking eat? it was a miracle that he hadn't taken her. and she just looked so beautiful as she got ready for bed, or as she bobbed her head to music while she studied, or as she buzzed around the small kitchen to cook her third cheap pasta for the week.
it didn't help how she'd always ask how he is, buy him little things to keep his mood up, and always offered to take the couch. he'd rather eat glass than let her sleep on the couch, but nonetheless, she offered every day.
fuck. it was impossible to sleep when she was just behind the wall, in her fucking shorts and tank. unbelievable. he needed a fucking drink.
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some nights, he'll come home in the evenings to an empty house. it's rare - she doesn't have too much money to go out, but when she does, she'll usually warn him she'll be home late. he always makes sure to stay awake until she gets home, and even had the privilege of going into downtown to pick her up after the friends she was with had managed to lose her. she had hiccuped, tearing up in embarrassment as she watched him approach her drunk form leaning on a tree outside. she had thought the stern arch of his brow was because of her calling him so late, when really, he was just angry that her friends had the audacity to put her in such a dangerous situation.
"it's windy." he grunts, and she looks down at her short, strappy dress, ashamed.
"s-sorry. we drove here." she tries to explain, and logan relents, brow going from angry to grumpy.
"yeah." he finally sighs, walking with her back to their place. seeing her hands go to cradle her elbows, he places his leather jacket over her shoulders, and she swallows thickly.
"you don't have to-" but he's lighting a cigar as she speaks, in just his wifebeater he'd been lounging in. she decides to shut up, silent until they reach the house.
he helps her in and then waits outside to finish the cigar, and after she gets in, she sighs softly, carefully placing the jacket down. she starts trying to make logan some dinner as a thank-you, but passes out at the dinner table half-way through. luckily, she hadn't had the stove on, and logan's heart melts as he sees her, halfway through mixing a few eggs, head lolling off the chair as she drools a little.
cutie, he thinks, separating her fingers from the fork and bowl, and carrying her into the bed. as he tries to set her down, her fingers clutch his arm, and a small, sleepy whine leaves her.
logan's not a man to blush, but hearing that little beg for him to stay makes him fucking burn. he looks down at her, a hand running through his hair, and he gently tries to let her down again. she just holds on tighter, groaning, "warm..." a little mumble escapes her, and logan huffs. of course it's not that she wants him, she's just cold. he sighs, sitting down and letting her cuddle into his arm.
he had planned to leave once she'd passed out, but it was late, and he was old, so he had ended up just sleeping next to her anyways. the sun's rays the next morning pierce his eyes, and he sighs softly, waking up next to her. he swallows thickly, watching the way the sun hits her form, bathing her exposed skin in orange and amber.
the moment is broken by her startling awake. for a moment, she sighs happily, thinking that this was just a continuation of her dream about logan, where she wakes up next to him after a night of great sex, and they both live happily ever after. then she blinks.
his bicep feels bigger than in the dream, his face looks a little more real, he's- real?!
she squeaks, immediately sitting up.
"logan?"
"don't go getting any ideas in your head." he immediately defends, sighing. "you called me last night."
she bites her lip.
"you took me home?"
"put you in bed too. then ya fucking kept me on ya like a boa." he's joking, but she still struggles to tell between his grumpy voice and his joking grumpy voice.
"fuck, i'm really sorry, must have ruined your night-" she starts, and he gets up, ruffling her hair.
"it's okay. better knowing you were safe." it leaves her a little star struck, especially when he then goes to continue making the omelette she had tried to make last night.
he's cooking for her for once and she gets such a nice view of his broad back in that wife-beater. maybe things aren't that bad.
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knowing how she always texts if she's out late, he's a bit confused to come home to an empty room. he huffs, trying not to panic, but he can't help how much he care for the girl. he leans back, lounging on the couch.
as an hour passes with no texts, he's about to get up and ... do something. look for her, call her - something.
just then, she walks through the door, purse dropping on the floor with a thud.
that's an attitude he hadn't seen before. she looks like a deer in headlights when she notices that he is in fact home.
"o-oh." she blinks, quickly picking up the purse, as if to console it. "wade said you weren't home." logan raises a brow, a little curious why the other man would say that.
"long day?" he finally comments, and she breathes out.
"shit day." she corrects. logan's brow furrows.
"hmm." he murmurs, stretching his arm out over the back of the couch. an open invitation. she hesitates but... he looks warm.
conservatively, she sits beside him, hands in her lap. she's not even paying attention to whatever channel logan has on as background noise.
theres maybe 5 solid minutes of silence.
finally, she sighs.
"i'm gonna go to bed." she murmurs softly, getting up. logan wraps his fingers around her palm.
"talk to me." he mumbles gruffly, and she knows that's a pretty big first step for him. she bites her lip, sitting back down, and takes a deep breath.
"got stood up." it's little more than a whisper, and she feels a pout forming on her lips, which she tries to reverse, to little avail. it's silent again, and she wonders if logan heard her.
of course, he did - spending a moment processing who the hell would stand her up.
"i'm sorry." his rough fingers press over hers, comforting, and she can't help but sink more into him than the couch cushions.
it feels nice, more right than the kisses she'd shared with the guy she'd been seeing.
"whatever." she tries to mumble, trying not to show her hurt.
"he's an idiot." his hand slips around her shoulders, and he can feel her pulse quicken.
"i'm an idiot."
"he's an idiot." he repeats sternly. "who was he?" she bites her lip.
"some... guy." logan suppresses a scoffing bark.
"not if he's got you like this." he looks down at her. she's ashamed to look up at him.
"i don't know... i just really liked him. i thought he liked me too." she feels a tear slip out, and logan's fist squeezes in anger as he sees her quickly wipe it away.
"he should be singin' his prayers that he even got your attention." that makes her giggle - strained, but there. he prefers the sound to her defeated mumbles. "look at me." he murmurs, taking her chin and angling it to face him. his eyes travel down to the cute dress she'd put on for her date - low cut, perfectly form fitting, "he's a fucking idiot." he whispers, hand slipping down to her waist.
"yeah?" she whispers, significantly less focused on aforementioned 'fucking idiot' now.
"yeah, princess." he murmurs, hand gently running up and down her side. he knows he shouldn't, but he can practically feel the jump of her heart at the endearment. "you like that? princess?" his voice almost has a teasing lilt, and her lids flutter at the difference in tension from 2 minutes ago.
"a little." her face looks so bashful, so unsure. after that depressing feeling of not being wanted - god, he wants to pull her out of that so bad.
"should be treated like a princess." she shifts imperceptibly closer.
"got a guy who'll do that for me?" she teases, and logan scoffs softly.
"you know i do." his voice carries that gruffness even with how quiet he is, speaking into the small space between their lips. "you know, princess."
she breathes out shakily, leaning forward, when logan pulls her chin, pressing his lips to hers. she whimpers softly, finding her hands and placing them at his nape, not wanting to let go. it's not rough, but needy, his other hand slipping to the hem of her dress on her thigh. she hums into his lips, as he pulls away, a little breathless.
"don't - we shouldn't." he whispers, and a pout graces her lips - a proper one.
"why?"
"yer upset." he sighs, but doesn't move away.
"about?" she says playfully, having fully forgotten about her evening; she'd been waiting for this for so long. he lets out a gruff bark of a laugh, pulling her closer, and she adjusts, getting on his lap.
"come on, bub." he scolds again, and she hums, leaning down to kiss him.
"please?" she whispers, against his lips. he groans.
"jesus, what're y'doin' to me?" his head tilts back, and she giggles, exhilarated that she's got him like this. her hands trail down his arms - god, his arms - tracing the veins, somehow always bulging, as she gently leans forward again, kissing him. this time, theres a bit more tongue, and he pulls her closer roughly, gnashing their teeth together. she moans softly into his mouth, fingers finding his rough palm. he grips them tight - not enough to hurt, but just enough to show that he's holding back.
"i'm not made of glass." she teases, and he scoffs softly.
"i could snap ya'n half." his mumble finds his way back into her lips, and she has to control herself to not showhow much the little quip affected her.
"maybe i want you to."
"jesus." he flips her over, onto her back, "got this pretty little dress on, fuck, that guy's an idiot." his hands travel down her thighs, and she bites her lip, a massive grin on her face.
"you like it?" she murmurs softly, playing with the strap of her dress.
"whadya think?" he huffs, and she giggles.
"and if i told you i got it for you?" logan presses a hot kiss to the side of her thigh.
"i'd tell ya to get a dozen more." his lips move up her thigh slowly, and she lets out a shaky breath.
"god, logan." her whispers of his name are like music to his ear, and he leaves a small bite by the hem of her dress.
"gotta tell me if i hurt you." he mutters, more seriously, and she smiles.
"only fun if it hurts."
"i'm serious, princess." she relents.
"i'll tell you." he sighs in content, gently riding her dress off.
"this okay?"
"more than okay." she helps him, pulling the dress over her hips, her lacy panties peeking under the fabric. when he spends just a bit too long staring, she giggles, "you can touch." she affirms, and he barks out a gruff lap.
"could'a guessed that much." his fingers trace the hem of them, travelling down her inner thighs. her breath hitches, and she gently rolls her hips, desperate for more.
"please, logan." she whispers, breathing a bit labored. though he'd love to tease, he's getting desperate too.
"gotta tell me what ya want, princess." he murmurs, and she bites her lip, almost shy again. it's cute.
"touch me?" she murmurs, almost like it's a favor she's asking. he kisses her thigh again, before gently peeling the panties off. he lets out a soft groan at how slick she is, fingers catching her arousal as they travel down her slit. she lets out a shocked gasp - practically a moan - and he fucking loves it.
`'need them, princess?" he smirks at her, and she nods, almost pathetically.
"god, i do." he obliges, gently prodding her entrance with his middle finger. he slips in with little resistance, but jesus, he can feel how tight she is.
"fuck, yer gonna be the death of me, princess." he groans softly, and she lets out a breathy giggle.
"thought that doesn't happen to you?"
"well, never had a girl as pretty as you." he murmurs, slipping another finger in. she flushes, back arching as his fingers do, body warm as she rocks her hips in time with his ministrations.
"faster?" she begs softly, and he could never say no to those big doe eyes. he starts moving faster, her slick absolutely coating his fingers, and she moans louder, hips moving in a more stuttered rhythm.
"like that?" that teasing lilt is in his voice, and she nods furiously.
"j-just like that-" she stammers, mind already foggy, "god, i'm close, please don't stop."
"not in a million years, princess." she lets out a loud moan as she can feel herself unraveling, the orgasm so powerful that her thighs shake around him as she cums. she pants as he helps her ride through it.
"good girl, just like that, princess," he consoles, "so fuckin' pretty for me, ain't cha?" he grins, as she starts to come down. as her breathing slows, so too do his fingers, before slowly sliding them out of her. he gently rubs her clit, just to see her jolt at the stimulation, before chuckling, and placing his soaked fingers onto his tongue.
she lets out another moan as she watches him, with lidded eyes.
"i'll cum again." she warns, playfully, and he's gleeful. she tastes like fruit.
"i plan on it, princess." she feels her cheeks warm.
"that's the hardest i've cum in a while." she admits shyly.
"sounded like it." he teases, but before they can get anything else out, there's banging on the wall that connected them to wade and blind al.
"these walls are paper thin!" al's screech sounds a little traumatized, and her scolding make both her and logan whip around, embarrassed.
"for once in my life, i agree with her! shut up, lovebirds, i wanna fucking sleep!" wade's voice is equally exasperated.
there's silence, until she calls back a bashful, "sorry!" she turns to logan, almost laughing, but still flushed with shame. "maybe we should stop. he scoffs.
"nah, just means i gotta teach ya to be quiet."
safe to say, she's not thinking at all about her date tonight.
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avocado-writing Ā· 6 months ago
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Idk if you know Mortal Kombat, especially mileena (she's my favorite) but may I please get a Wolverine and/or Deadpool with a gf who has a mutation like Mileena.
She thinks she's ugly when she uses it but the boys think otherwise šŸŽ€
(I'M LITERALLY IN HEAT EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT THEM)
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This is (my wife) Mileena
When Wade fights with you at his side, your carnage is always prefaced with a quiet request.Ā 
ā€œPlease donā€™t look.ā€
And, because he is fundamentally a good dude, he doesnā€™t.
Fuck. He really wants to, though.
The noises that you make when he turns his back to focus on a different opponent areā€¦ interesting. It sounds like a bunch of really wet celery being snapped in half to a symphony of screams. When heā€™s done slicing people into teeny tiny chunks he turns around and sees you standing there in a pool of blood, trying to get the stain of it off your jacket.
Heā€™s never been so curious about something in his entire life.
Youā€™re so lovely. Loveliest thing heā€™s ever met. How the fuck he managed to convince you to give him a chance heā€™ll never know. God, the stars, and luck must have all been on his side that day, when after youā€™d finished taking down a cartel heā€™d asked you to grab a coffee and youā€™d said yes. Ever since then itā€™s been great. He loves spending days on window-shopping dates with you, fingers intertwined as he leaves you breathless with laughter; lazing on his sofa with some stupid rom-com playing with a bucket of popcorn between you both; snuggled in his usual corner booth at his favourite pizza place playing footsie beneath the table.
Perfect. You are perfect in every way.
So if all it takes is looking away when you ask him to then itā€™s a pretty easy compromise.
Unfortunately what you donā€™t take into account is that he is an idiot.
Wade catches the sight of you in the reflection of his katana the next time youā€™re out on a job. Heā€™s just liberated some dudeā€™s head from the rest of his body and is cleaning his blade when he spots you.Ā 
And he cannot turn away.
Your mouth is open so wide it could rival a snakeā€™s. Rows of jagged teeth which help you dismember the man who has been caught in the vine of your tongue, struggling to get away as he screams for help. When your jaws snap shut the man is silenced. You spit out the remains of his face onto the ground beside you like discarded gum.
ā€œHoly shit!ā€ says Wade. You squeak when you realise heā€™s caught the reflection of you, covering your mouth with both hands as it returns to its normal soft, kissable line.
ā€œOh no!ā€ you whisper. Wade dispatches the last guy whoā€™s running for him with a well-aimed bullet before coming to gather you in his arms.
ā€œBaby, hey, itā€™s okay!ā€ he says quickly when itā€™s obvious that youā€™re about to cry. You look up at him with glistening eyes.
ā€œBut Wade, I look so ugly,ā€ you manage, ā€œI thoughtā€¦ if you sawā€¦ you might not want toā€¦ā€
Be with me any more, are the words which hang unspoken in the air. Wade guffaws.
ā€œAre you fucking kidding me? Babe, that was the hottest thing Iā€™ve ever seen!ā€
Your eyebrows crease together in confusion. He wants to use his thumb to smooth it out, but instead chooses to wipe a tear off your face.
ā€œYeah?ā€
ā€œOf course! Shit, youā€™ve got that fuckinā€™ Venom thing going on? Like Mileena from Mortal Kombat but sexier? Come on, Iā€™d be a fool if I wasn't rocking a semi right now!ā€
This makes you laugh properly, from your stomach, and all your worry is forgotten.
ā€œI shouldnā€™t have worriedā€¦ā€ you sigh when you get your wits back.
ā€œNah, of course not. Youā€™ll always be my boo, okay?ā€
You grin up at him, before an idea very clearly crosses your mind.
ā€œOh! That means now I can show you what my tongue can do.ā€
He isnā€™t proud of it, but that promise almost makes him cum in the suit.
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imjustdreamingig Ā· 1 month ago
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Isn't that sweet, I guess so
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Part 1, Part 2
pairing: Steve Harrington x fem!reader
summary: The secret's out, Steve's proud of himself, and you can't seem to keep your mouth shut
A/N: chat there is no way I put out 2 fic in the past week, this has never happened to me before! yay everyone cheer. again, i have no idea where this story is going how far im gonna go, i def want to try writing other stuff and idk if this is the best place to put and end to whatever this series is but again, we shall see i guess. thank you all so much on the love on my last two works you have no idea what that means to me! please please PLEASE send me asks or comment what you'd like me to write next or if you want a pt4 i need help people
warnings: sfw, swearing, fluff, idiots who like each other
Facing your fears is tough. No matter what it is, no one would actually choose putting themselves through a situation in which they know would cause them extreme distress. For some that may be going on a rollercoaster, interacting with a clown, going into a dark forrest alone, it could even be making a phone call by yourself to schedule a doctor's appointment (which is a valid fear to have, thank you very much.)
And here you were, facing your fears: being sat in your living room with Steve Harrington 3 feet away from you for an extended period of time. It's only been about 15 minutes, where no talking has happened since minute two.
You hope you can get to 30 minutes without fainting.
As you attempted to focus on the book in front of you, Jane Austen's words, who usually kept your focused for hours on end, were not being absorbed by you in the slightest. How could they, when Steve fucking Harrington was in your house.
Steve is the type of guy who Jane Austen would write about, you thought, eyes flickering towards him as he hunched over his book, face crinkled in concentration, trying to understand said author's musings.
The swoop of his hair, the two moles near his neck, his deep, beautiful, chocolate eyes, his gorgeous smile, and my god those arms? Yep, Jane would be absolutely obsessed with him.
"God, why did I agree to do this book?" You are snapped out of your daze at Steve's words. "What do you mean?", you replied. He gave you a look that can only be described as "seriously?"
"I mean, that I can barley understand what any of these characters are saying half the time, and honestly, it's a bit boring. I thought you would have better book recommendations," he said, running a hand through his hair to push it out of his face.
A scoff left your mouth before you could stop it. "Excuse me, are you actually hating on Pride and Prejudice, the best romance story of all time, the romance story, period." You leaned over and snatched his book. "I mean, come on! You are literally only 6 pages in, you can't just judge it that quickly, you haven't even gotten to the good parts yet!", you exclaim.
Steve watched you with an amused look on his face, unbeknownst to you, who kept rambling on, trying to convince Steve this book was worth continuing.
"ā€” and Elizabeth, she is just funny, like actually hilarious. There is one part where she basically tells someone that I'd rather not be wasting my air talking to someone like you, like please, how did she even come up with that? Also, I'm just obsessed with this proper English style of speaking, or writing I guess, because they're basically talking shit but covering it up with fancy words! And whenā€”"
"You talk a lot, don't you?"
You look up from the book and towards Steve, eyes widening slightly, realizing you had indeed been talking too much.
"One of my greatest faults, some may say, and by faults I mean my mom, but she only tells me this when we're arguing, so..." You glance away from Steve's face for a little reprieve. God, he's so hot.
"Well, like a good partner," you continue. "I'm trying to help you get some of this project done, and maybe if Robin were here, she could've helped," you defended yourself, crossing your arms, "which I'm still confused about, by the way. You said something about her telling you earlier how I invited you guys and some other people to work on the project together, but then she doesn't show?"
Steve leans back in his chair, also crossing his arms. You glance down for a quick second and send a quick thank you to anyone who's that Steve is wearing a tight shirt that beautifully enunciates his biceps. Or maybe you should be mad at them, you don't know yet.
"Maybe it's the fact that she noticed, like I did, that it's been a month since this project was assigned and we haven't even started," Steve countered, "which is unlike you, you usually want to get stuff done ASAP."
You look at him in confusion. "How the fuck do you know that?"
Steve smirks, "I also happen to know that you don't have a sister, thanks to that lovely dinner with your mom." You shake your head in disbelief, mentally making a note to yell at your mom later.
"Isn't that what you said one of the many times I asked you to work on the project?" Steve looked so amused with himself, all cocky and proud that he had uncovered your lie. Your brain tried desperately to come up with a realistic enough explanation, but nothing was coming up.
You throw your hands up in defeat. "Ok, fine! I lied! Is it just so hard for you to believe that maybe, just maybe, not everyone in that high school wants to spend time with you outside of it?" Oh my God, why the fuck would you say that, you screamed internally.
Steve stared at you for a second before letting out a chuckle. " You know, I did think of that actually, but only for a bit." He reaches out for the book and grabs it from your grasp, flipping to a random page.
"You can only run away from a guy so many times before he catches a hint," he peers over at you, " and I mean literally, you're a fast runner, did you ever do track?"
"Yeah, in middle school," you answer quickly. Steve lets out a hum of agreement before placing his attention back on the book. You open your mouth, about to quip about being careful to not rip the pages when he speaks again. "I know I'm dumb, but I'm not an idiot, ya know?"
Your gaze snaps to his face. "Steve, I don't think you're dumb." He doesn't look too convinced. "Eh, I think you do. But you're interesting, you took me a lot longer to figure out than the others since girls just typically throw themselves at me."
You make a face of disgust, "Ok, you sound like a total prick, you know."
"Yep, heard it after I said it, but that's not the point here." He point his finger at you, "You have a crush on me."
You splutter out a sound of indignation. "Hello, what?" In your head, fire alarms are sounding. It's a code red, all hell is breaking loose. "Pfft, no I absolutely do not."
Steve raises his eyebrows. "Then how else do you explain the running away when you see me anywhere at school? You always have an insane excuse why we're not able to meet up to start the project, which some are hilarious," he admits, "but you've got me complaining about not doing homework, look what you've done to me!"
At this point you've gone silent, mouth agape with an excuse stuck in your throat refusing to come out. Steve's expression has changed, his eyes bore into yours with earnest, almost as if he's anticipating a certain answer, hoping for it. "So?"
You muster all the courage you have left and just when you're about to respond, Steve interrupts you again for like, the 15th time.
"Anyways, I've to get going, have some things to do and whatever." He gets up, shrugs on his jacket and then places his books in his backpack. You get up too, having absolutely no clue how to tell him not to go, that you want him to stay. "Steve, what do you mean?"
He glances over at you, "Nothing, I just have to go. I'm a busy guy." He starts making his way to your front door, leaving you behind in the kitchen, trying to understand what the fuck just happened. First, he accuses you of having a crush on him, which you do, and then he just thinks he can leave?
Oh, absolutely not.
With a new wave of determination, you catch up to Steve just as he's finishing putting on his shoes. "Say thanks to your mom for me for dinner, it was great," he says as he grabs the door handle. You don't let him continue with whatever stupid thing he was going to say next.
"Listen Harrington, I don't know what the fuck just happened back there, but the fact you think can just, leave after dropping a bomb like that is ridiculous," you say, glaring at him in annoyance, and Steve's just staring back at you with that stupid, stupid, smirk that has not left his face since the moment he stepped foot in here.
"So what if I did like you, huh? What if I did have a crush on you? Because I do, but that, quite frankly, is none of your business, none of your concern, actually, so... yeah." Steve is looking at you and you're looking at him, a little out of breath after your declaration. You don't have the energy right now to fully process what you just said.
All of a sudden, Steve seems to break character, the smugness gone, replaced with subtle endearment. He leans down and presses a swift kiss on your cheek before whispering, "Well, it's a good thing I like you too." He straightness back up and says, "I told you I knew you were different, you're a mystery. You're lucky running away seemed to work on me, by the way. I don't think it would for everyone else," he says while you stare at him in shock. You've been rendered silent once again, with nothing but the thought that Steve likes you back, repeating over and over again.
You clear your throat before speaking, "Well! Um, yay?" You truly have no idea what to do right now. Steve chuckles at your reaction, like he can't believe his words have caused you of all people, who continuously talk and talk and talk, to not have anything profound to say for once. He's kind of into it.
Steve grabs your hand and encases it with the other. "Come over to my house tomorrow after school, I'll drive you. We can work on the project and you know, talk, if you want." You nod fervently, "Yeah, yeah ok."
He smiles and drops your hand. "I really do have to go though, I wasn't making that up," he remarks as he opens the front door. "Oh, sure, that's fine," you reply. You hold open the door for him and watch as he descends the steps and makes his way towards his car. You watch him, holding onto the door for dear life.
As Steve gets into the car, he looks over at you and waves, "I'll see you tomorrow!" You wave back and yell back, "Yeah, tomorrow!" You don't go back inside until the car is out of sight. As you shut the door, you press your back against it, trying to wrap your head around what exactly happened in the last few hours.
Holy shit, you though, Steve Harrington likes me. Steve fucking Harrington. You let out an involuntarily squeal of excitement and immediately regret doing it as your mother calls down from upstairs. "Mija, are you ok? What happened?" Hearing her voice reminds you of her involvement over the events that transpired tonight.
Putting your happiness on hold for a moment, you start to storm up the stairs. "Mom!", you yelled, "How could you embarrass me like that, asking him to stay over for dinner, you know how I feel about him, I just about fainted 5 times throughout the night, how does that make you feel!? You almost killed me anā€”"
You would thank your mom later, because ultimately she helped, but for now, you'll stick to this.
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antinousletmehit Ā· 1 month ago
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Heeyyy beautiful human šŸ«¶
Was wondering if you could do another tiresias x fem!reader?? He sees everything in the future...except her šŸ˜®(Bella and Edward who?) and she's super blunt and straight up tell him he's pretty
Idk if this made any sense šŸ˜­
Luv u <333
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Tiresias sat on a weathered stone, his mind was elsewhere, piecing together fragments of futures yet to unfold. You approached cautiously, the crunch of your footsteps breaking the silence. You werenā€™t intimidated by the prophet, but there was a way in how you carried yourself, as though stepping too loudly might unravel the fabric of his visions.
ā€œAnother visitor,ā€ Tiresias said before you could speak. His voice was deep and calm, with a weight that seemed to come from knowing too much. ā€œOdysseus sent you?ā€ You shook your head, realizing that he couldnā€™t see you. ā€œNo. I came on my own.ā€
His head tilted slightly, and though his empty eyes couldnā€™t meet yours, you felt the sharpness of his attention. ā€œCurious,ā€ he murmured. ā€œMost people come to me seeking answers, yet I canā€™t seem to see you.ā€ You blinked, surprised. ā€œYou canā€™t see me?ā€
ā€œI see all futures, all fates,ā€ he said, gesturing with his hand. ā€œI see past and future running free. But youā€¦Youā€™re an strange. I canā€™t see yours.ā€ You tilted your head, considering his words. ā€œDoes that bother you?ā€
ā€œBother?ā€ Tiresias chuckled dryly. ā€œIt intrigues me. Iā€™ve seen the rise and fall of kings, the betrayals of lovers, the deaths of humans. And yet, you remain a mystery.ā€ There was a pause, long enough that you started to feel the weight of his gazeā€”or lack ofā€”again. You shifted your weight from one foot to the other, biting your lip before deciding to speak.
ā€œYouā€™re pretty,ā€ you said, completely straight-faced.
Tiresias blinked, his usually composed demeanor faltering for a moment. ā€œWhat?ā€
ā€œI said, youā€™re pretty,ā€ you repeated, folding your arms as if daring him to argue. His lips parted slightly, as though he was searching for a response but couldnā€™t quite find one. Of all the futures, all the fates heā€™d witnessed, this was clearly not something heā€™d predict.
ā€œNo oneā€™s ever said that to me before,ā€ he finally admitted, his voice softer than before.
ā€œWell, they should,ā€ you said with a shrug. ā€œYouā€™ve got that whole mysterious, wise thing going for you. It works.ā€ Tiresias let out a breath that was somewhere between a laugh and a sigh. ā€œYouā€™re a strange one.ā€
ā€œThanks,ā€ you replied, grinning.
For a moment, the silence between you wasnā€™t heavy or ominous, it was warm, almost comfortable. Tiresias tilted his head again, as though trying to see you in a way his visions couldnā€™t.
ā€œWhy are you really here?ā€ he asked after a beat. You met his blind gaze with unwavering honesty. ā€œMaybe I just wanted to see the great Tiresias for myself. Turns out, youā€™re not so scary.ā€
He chuckled again, shaking his head. ā€œYouā€™re either very brave or very foolish.ā€
ā€œMaybe both,ā€ you said lightly. ā€œBut if it makes you feel better, you donā€™t need to see my future. Iā€™m not that interesting.ā€
ā€œOn the contrary,ā€ he murmured, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips. ā€œYou may be the most interesting person Iā€™ve encountered in a long time.ā€ Your grin widened, and without thinking, you reached out to place a hand on his shoulder. ā€œIā€™ll take that as a compliment.ā€
Tiresias didnā€™t flinch or pull away. Instead, he simply sat there.
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unknownati Ā· 2 months ago
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iv. ekko x gn!black!reader hcs
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a/n: they got me yall.
sorry for whoever followed me for tlou content we'll be having a brief intermission i'll come back to them in a minute js let me get this out my system šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ¾
warnings/tags: no use of y/n, no mention of reader's features (except for being black, but it's only in a few points šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø so it can be read otherwise), arcane s2 spoilers (minor), sfw and nsfw hcs, (oral sex, kinks, riding), in some au where everyone is happy and nothing bad ever happened šŸ˜Š, never proofread we ball šŸ”„
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sfw:
- i feel like ekko is a bit shy (awkward shy though, not shy-shy...does that make sense) when you first get into a relationship with him, and it's just because he's shocked that he's managed to get with you. at first he's stumbling over words, playing off your compliments, desperately trying to keep eye contact with you but if he does he just keeps smiling because you look so good.
-one time, while riding past you on his hoverboard, you waved at him. he waved back, but even as you walked away his eyes kept following you. if it wasn't for scar warning him at the last second, he would've crashed straight into a wall.
- his cockiness comes later into your relationship, every successful action he does followed by a grin that you roll your eyes at.
-and did y'all see the way he looked at powder in ep. 7? his puppy dog eyes are LETHAL.
-he doesn't even know it either. every time he wants something, he just looks at you with those eyes and murmurs "please, ā˜†?" you fold so quick.
-(you've tried to learn to resist his eyes as they are what caused you to sprain your ankle in a hoverboarding accident since he begged you to race him. he just wanted to show off, too. he didn't stop apologizing for weeks.)
-he usually doesn't really like people touching his hair. he's fine with the kids doing it from time to time, but in general it's not his favorite thing in the world.
-you, however
-you get a pass because you get it. you know how it feels for your hair to just be like a petting zoo from time to time. you know exactly how to help him care for his hair, so much so that he's stopped doing his own retwists. (not like they stay in for very long, you immediately help him sweat it out šŸ˜Š)
-he's made a lot of random little things for you, like a small chain necklace with an empty locket. he kind of sucks at wrapping gifts though, so he just handed it to you with a stupid smile while you two were perched at the top of the firelight tree.
-"ekko, this is so cute," you mutter, your bottom lip jutted out in adoration as you inspect the delicately crafted chain. small mistakes here and there, but you loved it.
-he also learned how to sew just so he could make you a bonnet/durag. he even sewed a crude little "e" in the corner of it, and made himself one with your initial in it as well.
-will randomly shadow box you out of no where. it's some form of cuteness aggression or something, because you'll be talking about your day while absent-mindedly twiddling with the hem of your shirt, and suddenly there are fists flying towards you that he knows to never let connect.
-"...ekko, the fuck are you doing?"
-he makes small noises that sound like "shoo" every time his fist flies, watching you stare at him with an unimpressed look.
-saw someone else say this but yeah ekko can't hoop. sorry
-he CANNOT hide his facial expressions. he may tell you one thing, but his face will never lie. if you're out eating and you feed him a bite of your food, you can watch his face contort into one of disgust, so much so that he almost looks offended. upon realizing that he doesn't want to yuck your yum, he'll fix his face into the fakest smile you've ever seen and nod.
-"...ekko, go spit it out."
-you've never seen him reach for a napkin any quicker.
-idk who the arcane universe's michael jackson is but, when he was younger he absolutely learned all the dances.
-probably the biggest softie the world has ever seen. he's very tough in public, but once he closes the door behind you two and climbs into bed with you, he's clinging onto you like a sloth.
-if you like painting your nails, he'll (hesitantly) allow you to paint his nails to match yours.
-(these next few ones are sliiightly for me šŸ¤­)
-loves when you draw on his arms.
-until he can't get whatever marker you used off of his skin in the shower, so now he's walking around looking like a coloring book with little flowers, hearts, and signatures on his arms.
-he hangs up all the drawings you make of him up along his work space. sometimes he forgets one and leaves it on his desk, so it's a pleasant surprise to find a drawing of himself among scattered and disorganized papers while he was cleaning up.
-has gotten used to you randomly biting him. you'll come up behind him while he's working, and he already knows it's coming when you rest your chin on his exposed shoulder. 2 seconds later, your teeth are sinking into his skin. he just chuckles, but he does ask once.
-"why do you do that?"
-"oh, i dunno. i just like doing it. 's how you know i like you."
nsfw (very brief i'm sorry):
-praise kink. you couldn't tell me otherwise
-loves giving praise, loves receiving praise.
-when he's giving you head, he almost does it for his own pleasure. feeling your hand rub against his undercut while you whine and mutter "fuuuck, ekko, you're so good. don't stop please" is all he needs
-and i'm glad we've all agreed he's a thigh guy too šŸ™ŒšŸ¾
-and IK we say this about every fictional man but HE WHIMPERS.
-he starts off with groans and grunts, but the closer he gets, the more his voice starts to shake and his words start to become whines.
-he looooves when you ride him holy shit
-looking up at you while your face contorts in pleasure is absolutely on his top 10.
-and if you stare into his eyes while you do it? his soul has left thanks!
-in general he loves eye contact. when you look up at him with his length between your lips, you can see his brain start to short-circuit.
-he's definitely the type to make sure you finish first before he even gets to think about his own pleasure.
-he's usually super sleepy afterwards too, but he refuses to lay down for a second until he makes sure you're all cleaned up and comfortable before he's out cold on your chest.
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p1utofairy Ā· 1 year ago
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PAC: ā€œi get so weak in the knees, i can hardly speak. i lose all control and something takes over meā€¦ā€ šŸ’Œā³šŸ¦¢šŸø
ā€¢ how does your crush currently feel about you?
disclaimer āœ©: 18+ mature themes. here's something to kick off fall šŸ‚ take what resonates, leave what doesnā€™t. enjoy!
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pile 1 šŸ“© ā€”
heyyy pile 1! let's jump right into your reading šŸ¤— i'm already hearing that you think about your crush A LOT like you can't get them off your mind even if you tried and they feel the exact same way. you two mirror each other so if you feel intensely about them, they're also feeling intensely about you even if they don't convey that outwardly (i.e. their facial expressions/body language) i feel like theyā€™re not used to having a huge crush on someone, it usually just kindaā€¦happens for them??? like they don't usually have to put a lot of work in to make someone fall for them (bc i'm visually seeing that they're pretty damn attractive) but that's not gonna cut it with you ā€” they just can't get by on their looks. you're big on taking your time to get to know someone and building up that level of trust and respect. you carry yourself very well pile 1 and that's really what made them do a double take when they first saw you. you're 1 of 1 ā€” they've never seen anyone like you before. i'm hearing that some of you may look exotic or people tell you that you resemble a specific celebrity a lot? idk but just know you get the blood rushing through their veins lol they can't help but feel excited when they're around you, yet they barely know you which is the crazy part. they feel like they know you but they don'tā€¦and that's what so intriguing to them. stranger by jhenĆ© aiko is coming to mind, ā€œi know ya face, i know ya name but i don't know you? isn't that crazy? isn't that crazy?ā€ you may judge them at first and already think the worst like ā€œoh i bet theyā€™re a player!ā€ but donā€™t jump to conclusions! give it a chance. they may actually surprise you and treat you like royalty, cause i feel a lot of adoration coming from their endā€¦even though they know little to nothing about you. i want you around by snoh aalegra is playing in my head, ā€œit's somethin' 'bout the way you stare into my eyes. i know that i don't make things clear. i fall for you every time i try to resist you.ā€ theyā€™re gonna fall hard for you pile 1. theyā€™re definitely going to want to get serious and make this official which will shock you both, because of how fast things will just come together naturally. AHHH I LOVE IT.
other channeled messages:
whoa by snoh aalegra, kiss me thru the phone by soulja boy ft. sammie, tattoos, glasses, scorpio placements/scorpio moon, wifey, bright smile, almond shaped eyes, petite figure, girl of my dreams, kissinā€™ on my tattoos by august alsina, u are my high by dj snake & future, prominent air sign placements
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pile 2 āš–ļø ā€”
hiiiii pile 2 šŸ’“ right away iā€™m hearing that your crush feels like youā€™re unattainable? you might be really popular or a naturally social person that everyone clings to, and they find this a bit intimidating. they donā€™t know how to approach you ā€“ they've been trying to figure out how to get your attention but little do they know that they already have it. y'all might have a dynamic like summer and seth from ā€˜the O.C.ā€™ and/or stiles and lydia from ā€˜teen wolfā€™ aw when they find out you like them back it'll most likely catch them off guard like ā€œwho?! ME?!ā€ lol theyā€™re so cute. youā€™re very dreamy to them, they'll damn near start drooling when youā€™re in close proximity to themā€¦iā€™m also hearing that they love the way you dress. you show just enough to let their imagination wander lol idk if they wanted me to say that cause i can see their cheeks getting red and them getting all flustered šŸ¤£ let me just say that they respect you so much! theyā€™ll feel so lucky to finally get to know you on a personal level because theyā€™ve been inquiring about you for awhile now. youā€™ll be everything that they dreamed of plus more & vice versa. thereā€™s definitely a best friend dynamic at the root of this connection, you both will be able to be yourselves unapologetically when you're together. i feel sooo much warmth and comfort. idk why belly and jeremiah from ā€˜the summer i turned prettyā€™ just popped up in my head lol but yeah they will love holding you gently and staring into your eyes longingly šŸ˜© SO ADORBS.
other channeled messages:
the cool girl & the gamer boy, no idea by don toliver, just talk to her dude, victor from corpse bride, timothƩe chalamet, bilingual, hit different by sza ft. ty dolla $ign, my forever boy, good days by sza, skateboarding
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pile 3 āš“ļø ā€”
pile 333 šŸ’« what's up!!! i channeled a song for y'all already, come over by aaliyah is coming in strongly. ā€œi know you're asleep but you're on my mind and i'm wide awake and i wanna stop by.ā€ ooo thereā€™s a very sensual vibe between you and your crush, a lot of sexual attraction and tension i'm picking up. you two would make a great looking couple ā€” a lot of people will be looking at you two when you're interacting with each other. it's like ā€œcan those two get a room already and just fuckā€ LMAOOO some will be hating but others will just be admiring like damn i wish i had that. i feel like your crush makes you act really shy lol you try to muster up the courage to look them in the eye and be bold but you fold every time lol iā€™m hearing them say ā€œdonā€™t be shy babyā€ šŸ˜© your crush knows what they're doingggggg omg they just love to tease you. a couple that's coming to mind is joey and pacey from ā€˜dawson's creekā€™ you may not have paid them much mind initially but one day something clicked and you were like damnā€¦i really like them. it might take a little minute for y'all to officially get together but once you two doā€¦WHEW. i told y'all the sexual tension is through the roof ā€” iā€™m hearing this is that 90ā€™s r&b type of love. a lot of slow burn and building up to the real thing. they think so much about what it'll be like to finally be able to hold you, kiss you and treat you properly. you evoke a lot of inspiration, motivation and passion in them pile 3 <3
other channeled messages:
halfcrazy by musiq soulchild, take a picture it'll last longer, lavender haze by taylor swift, muse by partynexydoor, capricorn placements/capricorn venus, you're like my own personal brand of heroin - edward cullen (lol)
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the-bi-space-ace Ā· 5 months ago
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Clone Cuddle Headcanons
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Wrecker is the biggest cuddle bug idk what to tell you. He does run hot however. The amount of times whoever heā€™s cuddling with wakes up sweating and a thousand degrees is unbelievable. Heā€™s real great to lay on top of though. Right on top. Get up there.
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Crosshair is a surprising confusing individual and I keep looking at him in disbelief. Heā€™s not averse to touch but he does want to be the one to initiate it. Especially cuddling. He will sit by himself in silence and then randomly walk up and just plop on top of whoever heā€™s chosen. They then have to lay there and let him choose the position, the blanket situation, the temperature, etc. otherwise heā€™ll leave. Cat rules.*
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Tech isnā€™t huge on cuddling either but is willing to not be the initiator if they also respect whatever activity he is doing. If heā€™s sitting working on a project he will allow one of them to lay their head in his lap or wrap around him as long as they arenā€™t in the way. He may even play with their hair or rub their backs absentmindedly.
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Echo goes through phases. He wants to be touched but not all the time and sometimes he really hates it and other times he really craves it. Itā€™s mainly important to either ask first or let him ask. He likes to sleep near another person and will choose someone to latch on to if heā€™s in a cuddling mood. Sometimes he literally canā€™t get enough physical contact to feel comfortable and it drives him up a wall. (Can I please suggest that part of the reason Hunter touches his shoulder so often is bc of those moods where Echo legitimately canā€™t get enough physical touch. I just think that would be a nice thought.) He feels best when he gets to hold someone else and he is especially partial to Wrecker who not only keeps him warm but also is pretty willing to switch the cuddling up at any point. Good man.
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Hunter! Hunter here! Really enjoys a good cuddle! Loves his back scratched or his hair played with! He has passed out on top of the other batchers before and woken up two hours later not knowing where tf he is. He also appreciates a good weight on him so his preferred position if heā€™s holding somebody is on his back with the other person laying their head on his chest. He runs warm so heā€™s a good option for the cold nights.
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Fives loves everyoneā€™s personal space. Especially Echoā€™s. He is a cuddle while sleeping type of guy. No need to feel weird about asking him for a cuddle heā€™s down for it. If anyone sits on the edge of his bed while heā€™s trying to sleep he rolls over and wraps his arms around their waist and hugs them. Had so much practice at comfort when he was a cadet that it is second nature for him. When he joined the 501st he got real protective of the shinies so they sought him out often when they needed support.
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Rex does like a good cuddle but only with specific people. Doesnā€™t really want to be touched by people he doesnā€™t know well. Is honestly more accustomed to touch if itā€™s playful but again. Usually with people he knows well. Likes to lay his head in peopleā€™s laps or let them fall asleep on him. Is not too hot or too cold. Got used to the dominos crawling into his bunk while he was asleep and had to adapt to them being clingy on bad days. Got used to it and ended up missing when they werenā€™t there. Cody calls him a softie. Says they ruined him forever. He gets so grumpy back.
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Cody. This man. Idk why but I always headcanon him as a physical touch kind of guy. Doesnā€™t like overly fond affection in public spaces but is real affectionate in private. Like Rex heā€™s more comfortable with the playful affection but thereā€™s always a spot in his bed if someone needs it. Heā€™s rarely sleeping through the night anyway. Might as well be the support system for those who need it. More accustom to holding hands honestly. Itā€™s quiet itā€™s easy he can still use his datapad while he holds someoneā€™s hand.
*I have a cute addition which is that the first time Crosshair plopped down and decided Echo was going to be his cuddle target Echo was in the middle of something and Crosshair just threw whatever Echo was working on aside and laid his head in Echoā€™s lap while this man just looked at the rest of the batch like ā€˜help?!? Heā€™s never done this before am I in danger? What do I do!?!ā€™ And everyone else was just like ā€˜youā€™re fine just be normal about itā€™ and after a few minutes of silence he just plopped his hand on Crosshairā€™s head and thatā€™s how they both accidentally took a three hour nap and woke up disoriented with aching necks.
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water-you-doing-bro Ā· 1 month ago
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Look, I just think that Percy having mortal Christian or Jewish or Muslim or otherwise monotheistic friends is just a well of untapped potential, okay? Like, obviously Percy just draws in the most eclectic group of friends, right? And idk at lunch or smth they're talking about some assignment they got in history class and it comes up that they all have different beliefs/religions and Percy, being Percy, decides to try and bond with them about it by asking if they have a favorite myth/bible/torah/quran/etc story and at first half of them are like uh dude are you making fun of me? and they're just super confused and ofc Percy is all oh shit no sorry dude I just, y'know, I'm pagan and idk I have a favorite greek myth and stuff and I thought maybe you guys had a favorite story from your faith, idk is that not how it works? was it rude of me to ask? oh gods, I'm so sorry guys
And then they're all like oh okay no that makes sense actually, it's just not smth people ask usually, not cause it's taboo or anything, it's just . . . not smth many people think of, I guess.
And then they go around sharing stories from their respective faiths and percy is ofc respectful and listens intently and sometimes he may ask questions and stuff but he never dismisses them or makes fun of them or their beliefs [bc like, if the greeks, romans, egyptians, and norse are out there, who's to say that there aren't more? who's to say that they're not all out there, yknow?], even if he is a little weird about them sometimes but that's all just because he doesn't understand lmao
I just, idk, I think Sally probably raised Percy mostly atheist yknow? and its not like he's entirely unaware of Christianity and Judaism and Islam and all that, he just doesn't have any clue how those religions are practiced/worshipped and stuff. His only real exposure to that kind of thing is what he's seen on tv and then his own experiences with how they 'worship' and interact with the gods at camp.
So he just thinks of deities as being mostly Just Some Guy who happens to have powers and a superiority complex. He thinks of 'higher powers' as, like, idk if personable is the right word, but I mean, he thinks of gods as just people. He doesn't understand the whole reverent worship and devotion and like, detachment from God attitude that like, Christianity has and stuff like that.
So Percy will just say the wildest shit sometimes, like, 'oh yeah, Zeus is a horny bastard and an absolute asshole, but he's the king of the gods so if we don't give him proper respect or tribute or whatever he gets pissy. What about your God? Does He get grumpy if you don't like, go to church on Sunday or smth?' or 'do you think you could get me in contact with Jesus? because Zeus put Dionysus in sobriety time out and he's all cranky about it bc he can't conjure wine ig but like, if your guy did it for him it might get past thunderbutt's restrictions and then grapehead might be less cranky?'
Idk but like I said, I just think this is an untapped well of hilarious potential!
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