#idk if qsmp

[dubuthecat]

they way etoiles said stop making fun of my fucking accents xDDDD it just sounded sooooooo.

context: etoiles was doing a whole rant trying to cheer tina up but tina got distracted by they way he says happens

[qrcane]

So Cucurucho the bear, Mr. Bunny the rabbit, and Mr. Duck the bird….. where have I seen thi- wait…. no, it can’t be….

[chopped-meat]

running errands with the kids

(+sketch layer, scrapped color ver)

[ennunanaiurov]

That scene was very *chef kiss*

// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //

[rakkuntoast]

sbi dlc but its this dumb thing i thought about in uni

[chamoemileclown]

incredibly sentimental about him idk

[galatoma]

Literally what is their damage, like why is every interaction just

[tworattuesday]

Philza lore :D

I desperately want to make a full animation but I'm wary of losing motivation/not having enough time so I wanted to post some frames just in case I don't get farther

[becauseplot]

qPhilza perching on people because bird

qFit: Mans is built like a brick shithouse—he can totally balance Phil’s additional weight. The first attempt is a bit shaky, sure, but nowadays Phil swoops down or hops up onto Fit’s shoulder and all Fit really has to do is jut out his elbow to give his friend a little more space for his talons to work with. Bam, he’s perched. Works out about 9.9 times out of 10, though Phil delights in trying to catch him off guard.

qEtoiles: He doesn’t have Fit’s bulk on his side, so he’s not as sturdy, but he is strong. The landing is usually a little rough since Etoiles has to work a bit harder to counterbalance the additional weight, but he always finds that center of gravity in no time flat. Phil usually perches with one talon on each of Etoiles’ shoulders since he’s not as w i d e, just so Phil can have a little extra grip. At some point, Etoiles tries fighting a mob while Phil is perched on him, and that goes exactly as well as you would expect.

qForever: Honestly, with all of the hard labor Forever does for his big builds, Phil was expecting him to do better, but the first (several) attempts end up with Forever stumbling over and knocking Phil off of him from his wild arm-pinwheeling. They eventually figure out it’s more doable if Forever himself has something to lean on (a wall, a chair, the butt of his pickaxe) and Phil puts one talon evenly spaced on each shoulder. Phil learns some new swears in Portuguese in the process.

qMissa: Flattened. Full-on face in the floor, mouth full of grass, wind knocked out of his lungs at Mach 5 the first time Phil tries. Phil apologizes profusely, but Missa—once he can breathe again—just rolls over onto his back and asks Phil if they can give it another try. It takes a long, LONG time, but they figure out that if Phil plants his talons on Missa’s shoulder pads and leans forward while Missa leans back, they have a small little window of time where they achieve balance. The best part? Phil gets a perfect view of Missa’s goofy little grin every single time.

[clevercorvidae]

ok mcyt peoples. im rusty. please tell me literally everything that has happened in the past year

[faerygardens]

I cannot count the number of times this has happened, maybe minecraft youtubers should stop playing pranks on each other and it’ll stop all this war and betrayal idk

[leolingo]

2024 STREAMER AWARDS PICTURE JUST DROPPED

captioned by quackity as “qsmp but we’re all vampires” lol (x)

[dvnieldraws]

queridinho~! [q!cellbit]

[royalarchivist]

Ramon: So opinions on [Bagi]?

Fit: She's legit, we can trust her. We can trust her.

Ramon: Would you rather a dad or a mom [for me?]

Fit: Uh- I- no one! No one. Let's- let's get over to Felps' Square, Ramon. [They head to the warp at Spawn, then Fit hesitates] Um, wait- Ramon. [He pauses, briefly looks at the camera, then says in a rush] If I had to choose between the two, it'd be a dad. Alright, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

[rakkuntoast]

sbi dlc again but uhh yeah idk

[54625]

Always remember, there would be no pride flag...

...without Pac Mike wow wow.

Thank you, Tazercraft. o7