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the vibe for may 23rd is noticing the roses have started to bloom. i left the windowless office with fluorescent lighting to go out into the sunshine and flowers.
#i took tomorrow off so this is my friday#look at that terrible lighting where i ate my lunch#bleh i was up there almost all day#except when i went downstairs and heard about the employee#who had quit and most likely called in a bomb threat to the office the day before#the one who got in shouting matches with the doctor#like bro you have been here nine days#i don't think you should yell at the doctor#idk i'm no expert#anyway#pretty flowers in my yard#dire straits#music#sunglasses#i guess also my face or whatever#the vibe for#brenna
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saw a seagull that looked different
#sketchbook stuff#artists on tumblr#usually the ones that look like the right don't think I've seen the left one before#not a bird expert at all but maybe a great black backed gull?#the wings looked like it plus they can be found where I live but idk gfhf#little break doodle#also guess who was like ehh I'll buy totk at some point but then ordered digital the day after it came out lmao#also there's a tiny rainbow in the clouds#edit: oh my god I'm dumbass I mixed up my left and right AJGS#the left one's the one I haven't seen before
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Here's all the Ikuni series characters (and the man himself) sorted by their astrological sign in case you were curious.
#Revolutionary Girl Utena#Mawaru Penguindrum#Yuri Kuma Arashi#Sarazanmai#Kunihiko Ikuhara#BUT I'M SORRY VIRGOS IDK WHAT TO EVEN SAY.#otherwise i need some astrology experts to weigh in on this one#everyone is lined up in each row based on bday order btw#and if a character isnt on here its simply i couldnt find an official bday for them. i hope i didnt miss any tho.#the main reason i included ikuni himself is because the characters he has let share a sign with is fascinating and kinda funny to me
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Glorimas malleus be upon ye
Also, here's my yuusona! / Yuu oc? Yuu...idk but basically my version of Yuu. Hopefully I'll make a proper intro post for her soon
Anyways, I wanted to make something for glorimas since it came to the en server so here it is!
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#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#twst#twst fanart#twst glorious masquerade#twst yuu#yuusona#twst yuusona#twst oc#kinda???#not maleyuu btw they're besties here#hope yall don't mind that i gave malleus some extra scales bc of my hc#i wanted to put his tail too but it didn't come out right#anyways when i tell you that this took forever i mean it#you guys wouldn't believe the amount of times i changed my yuu's glorimas design#it is pretty simple especially compared to malleus but man i had enough of details with drawing him alone#also i ain't no fashion expert or anything ofc so i just. put and took out some stuff till it looked right to me#i feel like i'm missing some tags idk#maybe i just overtag stuff#is that a word?#maybe???#i drew something#oh that's the tag i was missing!#idk how i always forget it
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The Green Knight
from Arthurian Legend (Sir Gawain and the Green Knight)
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#this is interesting because you can either look at it as whether the green knight/lord bertilak and gawain had something gay going on#or if the green knight is purely a manifestation of morgan le fay then that's also very queer#because morgan (and especially her obsession with guinevere in this) represents this transgressive queerness#if the freedom of nature and paganism is in opposition to the rigid social expectations of camelot and christianity- then the green#knight is literally an embodiment of queerness#idk. I'm not an expert. arthurian nerds get behind this#arthurian legend#arthuriana#arthurian literature#gawain and the green knight#the green knight#the green knight 2021#classic literature#polls#queer#new post
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This is the gayest shit you'll ever see in your existence [x]
Gifs by me
#he literally humped his head...#also them mh olding h hands#idk how to make the quality better/more visible I'm not a gif expert#maybe someone can do a better job#sleep token#vessel#vessel i#vessel iii#sleep token vessel#sleep token iii#vessel x iii#vessel/iii
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*obnoxious nitpicking nerd voice* there was something bothering me about got/hotd's dragon wings and I couldn't put it into words so I made a visual explanation lol
#syrax top 3 best hotd dragon designs just for this#the other 2 are vhagar and craxes I like how respectively hag-ish and silly they look#im not a physics/anatomy expert so maybe I'm wrong idk but those wings dont look right#the only real world equivalent to dragon wings are bats so I assume they'd have to look like that for them to work#I can already feel someone being like 'erm but it's fantasy' ok well let me be annoying -_-
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Peeking into the drow tag is incredible because people really do just be out here saying shit like BEFORE LARIAN DROW HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SEXY AND EVIL AND NEVER NUANCED EVER
Like damn I don't expect anyone to read an almost 40 book series but if you're going to do big informative rundowns you should at least do your research and look at a couple modules or something
#like even if u dont wanna look at novels... waterdeep dragon heist...jarlaxle's right there.......??#out of the abyss also has drow stuff that isnt Auto Evil?#i'm cursed with knowledge and i dont expect anyone else to page through a mind-numbing amount of sourcebooks#but like idk i bring a 'do some fucking research' vibe that half the ppl on here positing themselves experts dont like
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I should never be allowed to think too hard about the animals Harusono choose to represent each guy.
Having said that, given that, Tashiro is a hedgehog and also a gamer I'm really surprised about the fact that I've never seen fanart or any mediums where he's related to Sonic.
#I just think he would genuinely love it#sonic is such a simple fast and high energy game#it's perfect for him!#but idk what I'm talking about I need a Tashiro expert#hirano to kagiura#sasaki to miyano#tashiro gonzaburo
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So Jiaoqiu was already an adult when he met child Feixiao. And Feixiao saved Moze when he was a child being used as a medical experiment.
So I just imagine every time Moze does his 'I am the night' shtick, Jiaoqiu and Feixiao are just like '...yes, yes, son, you are big and bad and everyone is terrified by your ninja-like skills.'
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail spoilers#like obviously moze is extremely capable at his job but#there's just something so funny about the idea of someone#who is a short lived species so learned how to kill very quickly by long-lived standards#working with people who saw him grow up#like no matter how much of an expert he becomes#they know what he looked like in his awkward teenage years#they presumably saw him learning how to fight#idk where I'm going with this anymore
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someone saved my fic "slipping mask" as a bookmark noting that they're all out of character and now i never want to publish anything ever again 🤠
#idk it feels extremely weird#like i spent sooo many hours writing that one#and you save it as a bookmark just bashing it?#like it's not even constructive either so it can help me get better for the future lmao#personal#ao3 bookmarks#sorry i didn't know you were the batman expert!!!!#and ofc they don't have any published fanfics of their own#like you do it better yourself then :)#:))))))))#IT REALLY RUBBED ME THE WRONG WAY#no but i'm certainly not considering deleting my whole profile and just posting on tumblr instead for the future#def not#totally not#im not dramatic#i know bookmarks are “the readers space” but if you're going to be rude then set it to private lol#it just hits so much harder because that is like one of my main struggles as well#what i'm always worried about when i write#and then having them point it out :(#ugh
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i love that your name is nora like the skam chick and then you’re also from norway like that makes so much sense wowsww
now imagine having a fair amount of followers on tumblr dot com who all knew you were norwegian and named nora in 2016
#im still mad she spelled it noora#thats the finnish and arabic spelling#logically i assume she got it from finnish bc ive never seen a whiter person in my life so it's definitely not arabic#but unless i'm forgetting something i don't think they mention it?#they might though idk im not a skam expert by any means#but she did make a lot of people misspell by very very easy name for awhile there and so i hold a grudge#my*#answered
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You think Hiccup has experience riding horses? What with the whole standing in the saddle as Toothless speeds by thing.
#i'm not a horse riding expert#i only took a few classes because the instructor was bad lol#but it does remind me of how when you gallop you just sorta have to bounce in the saddle#or like when you trot and you have to like sit and stand in tandem?#maybe standing in the saddle is what felt natural to hiccup after having some experience riding horses or something idk#httyd movies#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup haddock#toothless#hicctooth#headcanons
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#these sad angsty heartbreaking ones are the ones i love to make the most#:(#kit tanthalos#heartbroken kit tanthalos#willow txt#willow 2022#kit x madmartigan#i will forever be heartbroken about this#what is devastating is not only the look on kit's face but also the one on jade's#fuck :(#i love breaking my heart huh with these#I'm certainly the expert of breaking my own heart by making these#idk why im so sensitive when it comes to these issues#grief#loss#grief and loss#loss of a parent#willow#willow textposts#willow text post#willow disney+
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What they don't tell you before watching Columbo, is that he is very clearly putting on an act. "Just one more thing", is specifically something he does to fuck with the perpetrator. Columbo's whole thing is that he goes, Ohhhh I'm Just A Little Guy, Ohhhh I'm Just a Clumsy Stupid Man, I'm a Bimbo, I'm a Long Winded Rumped Looking Freak. But Columbo is a very determined and very cunning sadist. Columbo's mind games are the entire appeal of the show, and despite it all he really is a little guy <3
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This may be a bad feminism take but....
I think part of the reason it's so common that people harp on about lab-grown diamonds for jewelry and how unethical blood diamonds are is (at least subconsciously) because it's women recieving the diamonds, even if they don't buy them. It's women asking for diamonds and oftentimes women defending "blood diamonds", and women who are judged for wanting mined diamonds. And I wonder if the backlash against this rather than other issues might be due to the fact that the consumer is mainly women, and women are often socially discouraged from being selfish or greedy, while no similar pressure is applied to men on a wider basis. Because God forbid a woman want a status symbol, or to feel powerful and important, or just to exercise her will over others the same way men do without (as much) judgement. I don't think blood diamonds are ethical and I'm not arguing that they are, but I think of all the wrongs in our supply chain, this is one people get disproportionately hung up on.
#feminism#blood diamonds#hot take#jewelry#Idk I'm not an expert#diamond industry#no ethical consumption under capitalism#ethical consumption
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