#idk i was thinking about it yesterday and im just mad. whatever

[4chensungs]

don’t kiss and tell

brothers best friend!jisung x fem. reader

after the incident of your brother finding out you hooked up with one of his friends, you promised to yourself to never look out for him anymore. but who says he’ll give up on you that easily?

wc. 2.8k

warnings. smut (mdni), jisung is down bad, body worship like crazy in here, tit sucking, fingering, ass slapping, unprotected sex

part 1 for context here <3

IT HAS BEEN one whole month since you last talked to jisung. one month since you saw him probably for the last time in a hot minute.

the last few weeks have been extremely unusual; you keep questioning yourself how was he doing, if he's even ever going to appear at your house again to hang out with you brother, like he always did. he's probably not.

and fuck jaemin, fuck him for screwing your bond with him. it's useless, pure jealousy and he's so stupid!, stupid for being this mad with one if his best friends of years, simply because he thinks you're still a child.

on the other hand, jisung is being not so subtle in the way he still wants you. he keeps liking the pics you post on your instagram stories, sometimes even replying to them. and it's the sad fact you're not giving him a single reply.

his mind wanders to the thought of you being already completely over him, wanting to distance yourself fully right now, thanks to your brother.

but your heart knows that's not what you want, and it keeps giving you a warning that the next time that you see him, these feelings will come back stronger than ever.

you miss him. so bad, thinking about him makes you sick.

you're laying in bed, scrolling quietly through your phone when the damn notification appears. why does he keep trying? you sigh out loud.

the__and.y liked your stories.

you ran your hands through your hair, turning off your phone to stare at the ceiling to collect your breath. you can't, your brother is still furious with both of you.

jisung ♡: why do u keep ignoring me in every existing social media

is he really going to do this? at this late at night?

jisung ♡: i miss you

you kept reading his messages and not replying. you didn't contact him for a month.

maybe, just maybe, things may have gotten lighter with jaemin. perhaps he's not really remembering this whole thing, yeah?

you: i'm sorry jisung

you: idk if this is right i really don't know

you: im confused

you turn off your phone again while waiting for his reply. let's give it a try.

jisung ♡: why wouldn't it be right

jisung ♡: jaemin can't control your life, you can do whatever you want

hm.

you: i felt bad that day and he's still so mad with you

you: idc if he's mad with me, he's my brother at the end of the day

you: i worry about you and how hes fucked up your friendship

jisung ♡: baby you know what's fucked up

jisung ♡: you trying to convince yourself that you don't want this because of him

jisung ♡: say to my face that you don't want it

you want this so fucking bad. to be in his arms again, and the thrill of being with him behind closed doors. god, that's all you want in every way.

you: ji

you: i want to see you

jisung ♡: that's right

jisung ♡: i've waited for this princess

jisung ♡: waited so long

you: i need you

you: i don't care anymore

you really don't give a fuck - your brother can hold his protectiveness instinct for himself, he actually can. you can't control what your heart aims for.

and it screams for park jisung.

"you can't ignore him forever, you know that?"

"who says I'm ignoring him? I texted him yesterday saying he should come this weekend." jaemin huffed, acting oblivious to the fact that the only reason why he invited jisung over was because of the boys' annual end of year party.

chenle deadpans at him with his stare, letting out a chuckle, "if you didn't invite him I would've done it myself." he paused, turning his head to look at the man, "that would be bullshit."

bullshit. jaemin swore he almost threw chenle out of the car in the harshest way possible - clicking his tongue in pure annoyance, "yeah, it was just fine when he fucked my sister behind my back."

"i'm pretty sure they did not fuck."

if you didn't then why were you both half naked. in his car. at your backyard?

"i'm telling you, I saw it. she was literally on top of him and she was fucking moaning his name, chenle. that's fucking wrong." your brother spat while still not looking at his friend - eyes focused on the road.

chenle keeps going, "cut this off, jaem. you can't see her as a baby anymore. let her live."

jisung is indeed coming to your house again - sooner than you thought. but it did take some days for you to find out, tho. you brother wasn't the one who told you.

in the same day, the last messages jisung sent you before you went to sleep.

jisung ♡: dress up prettily for me tomorrow

jisung ♡: will you?

you: what??

you: you're coming???

jisung ♡: jaemin told me to go and yeah i didn't expect it as well

jisung ♡: dreaming of you again

jisung ♡: kissing your sweet lips holding you so close to me

jisung ♡: it'll be all mine princess

you: go to sleep ji

you: silly

jisung ♡: i'll show you what's silly tomorrow

—

the sound of the boys laughing and loud pitching talking in the living room did quite mess with your head, anticipating the moment when he comes. it's crazy how you got so dolled up for him only, he's the reason why you're even going out of your room this night.

if it wasn't for jisung, you'd probably just greet the guys and come back to your own quiet place, drowning in your thoughts, alone. just like you always used to do before he appeared in your life.

a knock was heard on your door just right after you finished your makeup. unexpectedly, you meet a very tipsy jaemin.

"what the fuck is this outfit?" he spats, crossing his arms in front of his chest - his body unbalanced. for a split second, you closed your eyes and thanked all the existing Gods under your breath. he's drunk.

you smiled, "felt pretty today. you smell like beer, don't talk to me."

"hey, hey, hey." he grabbed your arm before you could close the door and kick him out, "come say hello to my friends. don't be rude."

you fixed your hair and outfit and went to the living room, being find with chenle, jeno and donghyuck's figures sat around the big table, nestled with all the different kinds of drinks and alcohol.

your breath hitched when jisung was nowhere to be found.

after greeting the guys, you decided to wait in your room - not sure on how, or when will jisung get there and you'll finally get to release all of your wants. show him how much you miss him and vice versa.

not much time had passed before another knock was heard on your door. you were sprawled on bed, dim lighting decorating the ambient.

"come in."

you said that because you thought it was your brother. jisung carefully opened the door, eyes peeking first to check on you.

that scene truly felt like a movie. you slowly got up, a smile starting to pop up in your lips as you walked to him.

your voice trembling, "hi, ji."

you opened the door fully for him to enter your space, he wasted no time to step in and pull you into a hug.

a mess was happening in your head, so ridiculously dizzy from him - the masculine smell of his cologne filling your nostrils, his hands holding your body flush to him while yours gripped his black t shirt, so simple and casual but yet made him look so attractive.

or maybe that’s just because you miss him a lot.

jisung leaned away from your embrace, gently taking your hair out of your face while holding eye contact - hands flew to your hips.

"you look gorgeous. more than ever."

your arms secured their hold around his neck, feeling your cheeks burning red from his words, "just for you." you announced.

he nodded, "all for me."

you both smiled like two idiots in love as he leaned down to kiss you, mouths melting so sweet at first - tongues brushing here and there, hums being heard throughout the kiss, "so pretty in this dress." he mumbles in between.

his back hits the door as he closes it, left hand leaving your hips for a mere second just to lock it.  making absolute sure that no one will be able to interrupt.

jisung grabs a hold of your thighs to help you walk further into your room, so familiar to him.

all the times you've sneaked out, when jisung slept by and left jaemin's room in the middle of the night when he was in a deep sleep. all behind his back with so much carefulness.

when he lays you down he's quick to trail his wet kisses down to your neck, firm hands caressing your whole body, going up and down in motions.

you arch into him, playing with his black hair strands as his face rests on your chest, meanwhile his lips keeps smooching your hot skin.

you sigh in contentment, knees pressing together - trying to give him a sign that you're needy, so painfully needy for him.

"jisung i want- mhhm" your words get cut off by your own whine when his hand grabs the top of your dress to pull it down, hanging it just below your bra.

"don't want to take your dress off.. youre looking too beautiful like this." his deep voice quietly said.

you smile at his sweet comment, holding back all your whines combined with the feeling of his fingers messing with the lace of your white bra, throwing your head back with no shame when he pulls the fabric down to expose your breasts, still not taking it off your body.

"so pretty, princess. i could admire you all day."

cool air is fast to hit but it's soon replaced by jisung's hot mouth, circling your breast with his tongue, hand massaging the other while his mouth does wonders on your soft flesh.

when he reaches for your nipple you whine even louder, his saliva pooling and soaking your whole breast when he sucks it into his warm hot mouth, humming nonstop.

"you're crazy ji-jisung."

"should i stop?" he teases, leaning his mouth away from your nipple and replacing it with his finger, rubbing it.

"no for fucks sake.. but I'm trying so hard to keep quiet." your voice trembled slightly.

jisung looks at you then laughs, “they’re so wasted right now, no one’s conscious in that room, love.”

you pout at him, he softly traces your bottom lip with his thumb before kissing you again, “I promise you, it’s okay. but I need you to tell me it’s okay with you.”

his soft and caring voice did turn you on even more, it shouldn’t, but it made you wetter. eyes holding so much love and appreciation looking at yours - “I want this. I want you, ji.”

jisung smiles one more time, giving you a nod and resumed his work, mumbling a deep “fuck” under his breath when he tested the waters, hand went under your dress to feel your core.

he pulled the ends of your dress up to your stomach, your thighs ridiculously pressed together. you should be ashamed of how wet you were, but you’re not, not even a single bit.

he gives your thighs a caress, “let me spread them, hm?”

your breath hitches when he brings your knees to your chest, spreading you all open and full for him. jisung mentally coos at the scene in front of him.

just like your bra, white lace panties with a wet dark patch decorated in the middle, like a gift for him. it drove him crazy.

“did you miss me that much, princess?” you can only moan as response when he touches the wet patch with his finger before pulling the lace to the side, holding it in place with one finger, while his middle finger travels up and down your cunt.

wet, so fucking wet, “fuck. love, i might cum just by looking at this.” he cursed and cursed again, eyes wide open and looking straight at your puffy displayed cunt, so wet just for him. he knew that and so did you.

“oh fuck baby i can’t-“ jisung’s fingers spread you open to admire you better - in love, genuinely in love with how your pretty pussy shines for him, glistening and begging to suck him in.

he leans down fast enough to give your clit a quick kiss, “can’t stop thinking about how beautiful she is.” still caressing your core.

you moan his name desperately at his nasty but sweet comment, tons of whines and “jisung” ‘s leaving your mouth.

“ji please. want your fingers.” you manage to say.

“of course, gotta prep my beautiful girl.” he smiles, an expert finger circling your clit before diving down into your entrance. covered with slick, your cunt invites him just as soon.

experienced fingers pumping in and out continuously, you whine with your eyes closed at the sound of wetness.

jisung’s in complete awe, stoping his staring at your hole to kiss your face, first at the corner of your mouth, then at your lips, shutting your whines off.

“you’re perfect.” he leans away to say.

nothing’s more perfect in this world than the sensation of his long and thick fingers inside you, scissoring you and reaching the deepest and most sensitive spots ever. you’ll say that to him later.

you try to smile but you soon harshly bite your lip when he curled his two fingers inside, you yelped, “jisung! oh my god-“

he kisses you again, and again, until he’s satisfied and thinks you’re ready to take him. jisung’s fingers leave you empty, and you let out a cry - his eyes make their way to between your legs to see how you’re pulsating.

“never seen my princess this wet..” deep cocky voice says.

you reach out to take off your dress, “i’ve missed you.”

when your dress was discarded to the floor, he was quick to unbutton his jeans as they went to the same destination of your clothes.

you could see his erection through his boxers, and as much as you want to such him off right now, you’re needing him inside. now.

your panties were about to be discarded before jisung grabbed your hand and shook his head, “want them on, baby. s’ pretty. keep the bra too.”

knowing how he likes it with you, you turned around and pinned your front to the bed, arching your back and your ass in the air.

“fuck, just like that.” he pumps his cock at first, cooing you while you wait for him.

jisung’s hands flew to your back to arch it even more, then to hold your hips. he rubs the head of his dick on your entrance, how your pussy almost sucks him in just from the rubbing.

when he enters you, you let out a little too loud moan. hands clutching the sheets and tears filling your eyes.

he’s completely focused on how you keep clenching around him - the amusing view of your cunt sucking him all the way in, then out again.

your hips were pressed to his shaft, feeling him so fucking deep into your womb.

jisung coos again, “you don’t know how I’ve been dying for this.” he slaps your ass.

“jisung! jisung fuck, jisung.” you whine like a baby, lost in the pleasure. ass stinging from his big hand slap and cunt begging to be filled until you get sore.

“my love.” another slap, “fucking made just for me.”

his cock is so big and it leaves you like a babbling mess, so big that it almost hurts from how good it is, hits you in all places.

you both were getting closer, his thrusts started to get sloppier and messier, slower as he pulled away to release at your back.

your own release dripped down your pussy and thighs, while his hot cum painted your back down to your ass cheeks. what a scene.

“want them all to see this mess.. jaemin needs to see how you’re good to me.“ he admires the sight of your cunt clenching and unclenching around absolutely nothing but the air, “can’t believe you’re mine and no one can ever change that.”

you tiredly laid back on your back again, trying to fix your hair. jisung’s sweaty body joined you after tossing the dirty sheets aside, he breathes heavy, but still with that cute smile on his lips.

“do you think they heard something?.” you look up at him, voice low.

jisung thinks for a second, furrowing his brows, “i honestly don’t think so, baby. but you need to change these sheets..”

“of course i will, ji.” you laughed fondly. there’s still some questions hanging in the air, with what face will he come back to the boys?

“and if they ask you where were you this whole time and what were you doing…?”

“then i’ll just say that i was fucking the prettiest girl in the family and i don’t regret it.”

—

© 4chensungs

[the-kipsabian]

this is probably a really unpopular opinion but i am actually kinda mad at how they sacrificed the potential of kips bte championship run for the sake of a montreal screw job gag on btdo tbh

[pup-pee]

oh god so many of the tags got messed up y did i type this in tags i thought it was gonna b a small ramble but no some1 help theyre in my head

i want to put bart in a time loop. konbart time loop au. is this anything

[mins-fins]

bring it back

&&. you tell donghyuck all the time, but his fists are always so bruised he doesn't listen.

pairing: lee donghyuck x m!reader

genre: weird rejected hybrid thing

warnings: literally fighting, is this relationship safe? idk!!

word count: 1.3k

notes: this spawned while i was reading one of my old old things back from my wp era and i suddenly got inspired.. only reason i chose hyuck is bc hes the first member who came to mind when i thought about writing 😣 im also a little obsessed with him atm.. i sort of left you all with radio silence yesterday, was supposed to post a timestamp but didn't, my apologies isanator nation (like 2 ppl) anw! don't take this too seriously, i don't get into fights and don't know much about fighting, my google search history looks very concerning rn ☺️

"come on! is that really all you got? those hits were weak".

donghyuck sits up defeated, but he doesn't allow for such an expression to cross his face, the last thing he wants to do is look like a sore loser in front of you, though he clearly is with how he got knocked to the ground by a single punch.

he refuses to think about the fact.

you raise an eyebrow at the sight of him catching his breath on the floor, a taunting chuckle leaves your lips, a chuckle donghyuck narrows his eyes at. if you knew sparring meant you'd have to meet donghyuck's piercing glare more than once in the span of five minutes, you would've offered to be his sparring partner much earlier.

you think he looks adorable when he's mad.

"done verbally berating me now?"

"not sure i'll ever be done".

you extend your hand forward, and donghyuck takes it instantly. once you help him to his feet, he gives you a pout, one you press your finger to. "what the hell are you pouting about?" you inquire, and donghyuck's eyes roll.

"you beat me like— five times, y/n".

you scoff lightly, shoving your boyfriends shoulder. "and i'll continue beating you if you don't stop hesitating before every hit" you lean closer to press a kiss to his lips, trying to erase the pout with an act of affection, but he stays pouting.

you snicker as you pinch his cheek, turning on your heel and walking towards your duffel bag on the other side of the room. what can you say? throwing your boyfriend around the room makes a guy thirsty.

donghyuck stares at you for a moment, studying your figure, then groans. "y/n".

"hm?"

you turn back to look over at him, and donghyuck has to stifle his laugh. how is it that you look so harmless right now when you just spent up to almost an hour breaking every bone in his body? he finds it hilarious how quick you can switch tunes. "one more round".

shock gleams in your eyes. "you sure? i thought you were tired.."

donghyuck is quick to shake his head, suddenly filled with an abrupt surge of determination. "yeah, this'll be the last one".

you blink, but you don't seem to mind, because you shrug, dropping your bottle of water and beginning to stretch your arms. "i'm starting to think you like being thrown around, should i note this down as a kink of yours?"

your smile is tormenting,

the good kind though.

"do whatever you want y/n~" donghyuck muses, a sing songy tone of voice accompanying his words. you study his body language for a while, cracking your knuckles. "i'm not letting you win again".

"ah really? you think you're gonna beat me this time?"

"wanna bet?"

you seem to like the sound of that, if the way your eyes light up is any indication. donghyuck's got you, perfect. you scour your mind for ideas, tilting your head as you smile at your boyfriend. "fine then, if you manage to knock me to the ground i'm all yours next week".

donghyuck's eyes widen to a comically huge size. "you serious?"

"slow your roll, baby, i said if you manage to knock me to the ground".

donghyuck clicks his tongue, an acception of the bet you put down. "don't underestimate me so quickly".

"underestimating? i'm just saying what's true, how many times did the sim kid knock you out last week? ten? fifteen? if i didn't know any better, i would've assumed you were weak".

god you're so skilled at this, you know exactly how to hit donghyuck where it hurts, both literally and figuratively. you know exactly what to say, and know exactly how they'll affect him. trash talk is something your so good at, sometimes donghyuck forgets it's all an act.

you know donghyuck can fight better than he actually does, his attempts at punches right now are vastly different to the punches he throws during actual fights. you know he's much stronger than he thinks, but for some reason, he seems to.. soften around you.

it's cute in hindsight, but he's been slacking lately, and you have to get him back on track.

"weak huh?"

"yeah, you going easy on me?"

your posture is relaxed, you don't want to make the first move, your waiting for donghyuck to surge forward and try to hit you. he narrows his eyes, your feet tapping rhythmically onto the floor and your arms crossed. "not a chance".

you chuckle at donghyuck's statement, a chuckle that angers donghyuck. what the actual fuck are you being so cocky about? he wants to wipe that smirk off your face, no, scratch that, he wants to punch that smirk off your face, he's going to make you wish you never said anything.

without saying anything more, donghyuck surges forward, a move you weren't expecting, but one you knew how to deal with already. a right hook, simple, easy to dodge and easy to counteract.

"was that a punch? i bet renjun could throw a better one than that".

donghyuck grits his teeth.

"don't mention renjun".

"oh? am i striking a nerve?"

you are striking a nerve, and donghyuck is about to strike you in the face. he keeps throwing punches, a flurry of hooks left and right, he has to hit you, he will hit you.

you're completely unfazed, the hooks nothing you haven't seen before. you swing your right hand over to parry the hit donghyuck sends you, using your position to your advantage and delivering a punch to his side. it catches him off guard and he winces, reeling back in just the slightest.

you give him no time to adjust, taking his distraction into consideration and surging towards him, a left jab to the side of his stomach. he stumbles back, trying to gather himself as his head spins in dizziness from the hit you delivered.

you let out a small scoff. "come on, hyuck, you have to hit me".

donghyuck grunts, moving forward with a left hook this time. "i'm trying" he grits his teeth, an action that makes you smile. donghyuck gives a small tch at the sight of you smiling, he hates it (that's a lie, he loves it).

you don't even try to hit him back, just continue stepping backward as donghyuck sends hit after hit.

he narrows his eyes, but you just smile again, you're really starting to get annoying. it's then that donghyuck notices something, your legs, he can use that to an advantage of his.

so, without any prior warning, donghyuck punches your lower stomach, a punch you weren't expecting. when you reel back from the hit, he decides to take his chance. an uppercut, a right jab to your side, and a haymaker to the side of your face.

donghyuck doesn't know where all of that came from, but it seems to do the trick, because you have no more strength to continue fighting. you stumble for a moment before falling over, hitting the ground and rolling over as you clutch your stomach.

donghyuck immediately gasps as he sees your state. "holy shi— oh my god! are you okay!?"

you give a tired smile, sending a thumbs up to the air. "i'm alright, that was great, babe".

it's only then that it dawns on donghyuck. "i beat you".

you nod.

donghyuck breathes in and out, he truly can't believe this. "i beat you, holy shit i beat you!"

you chuckle at how excited he sounds, breathless from the blows he delivered to you. "yeah, you did, congrats champ".

donghyuck falls down beside you, flinging his arm over your stomach and moving closer to you. "i get to have you all to myself now".

you raise an eyebrow. "you've always had me all to yourself".

donghyuck giggles. "i know, but i knocked you to the ground this time".

"don't get used to it".

[chryblossomjjk]

can u fill me in pls😭😭😭 what is genuinely going awnnnn

basically newjeans members did a livestream the other day where they expressed their grievances with hybe (i would suggest watching it, i don’t want to speak for them). they also gave hybe an ultimatum about reinstating their old ceo min heejin (which is a whole other ordeal that i would suggest looking into on your own as i don’t know all the details). to sum it up, in my opinion, newjeans have been failed by every single adult around them and they’re trying their best to navigate this awful situation and deserve grace as they do so… but as kpop fandoms do this turned into a giant fanwar for no reason. they (newjeans) have basically been used as pawns by the parties involved and it’s incredibly sad.

yesterday, jungkook showed support for newjeans on bam’s instagram and everyone is spiraling because they’ve been contributing to fanwars and victim blaming newjeans members for the longest. (people are also speculating that his account is hacked or it’s not him or whatever; im like pretty positive it is him but i could be wrong so just throwing that out there ig/it was also maybe confirmed by hybe that it is his account and he did in fact post that according to naver but ppl say naver is untrustworthy idk). they’re also mad because they think he should’ve publicly supported yoongi during the scooter debacle… which is completely unrelated and also imagine thinking bts didn’t discuss what was going on internally.

anywho everything is a mess and i don’t get it at all bc jungkook had the most common sense take? “artists are not guilty, don’t use them.”

[httpiastri]

im the BIGGEST mclaren fan and oscar fan in the world ever and i dont even have the energy to celebrate oscar's first win (yes bc of the fucked up way mclaren did it but wtv not getting into that) bc of how devastated i am about paul. i just want to give him the biggest hug in the world and tell him its ok and that we all still love him. i hope he knows how much support he has and that making mistakes is ok, its only his rookie season no one expects him to be schumacher or senna or whoever, we just want you to be a happy paul aron :(

seeing him banging his head and looking out into the distance after the crash omfg i will jump off a cliff i swear. hes so hard on himself and i was legit sobbing thinking about how much harder he is on himself (probably) this year after what happened w merc and prema. he deserves so much more omg. the fact that kimi ended up winning the race just made me think of the lacy edits too and omfg i cannot. i love kimi dont get me wrong but what are the chances that paul's win became kimi's instead? i js cant.

and dont get me started on that fucking penalty. he already dnf'd i don't understand the point of them punishing him any further did u not see how mad he was at himself?? fuck you fia fuck. you. cz WHY WHAT WAS THE REASON??? i feel like ive never seen them do that to a driver, usually they cause a collision and dnf they just get time penalties but a TEN PLACE GRID PENALTY?? FOR THE NEXT RACE?? THIS LATE IN THE SEASON?? it just seems SO unfair and so harsh. not agreeing w the grid penalties at all esp when the driver alr suffered from their mistakes but the crash w maloney fine i can kind of understand, but ollie's? sorry but i didnt even see them crash that hard? (or was i half asleep? idk i js literally do not remember seeing it) seriously tho wtf.

i hope his friends, family and team gave him the biggest hug ever. he'll come back stronger ik it! we'll get thru this u guys:(

paul nation family group hug 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

-🧸

this is very valid :(( it wouldve been easier to celebrate if it had been better with the team and whatever, but now it was so easily overshadowed by everything that happened in f2 and i just 😶

to me, most of my pain is based on (just like u said) the fact that i think he's hard on himself, and wants to prove so much after everything that has happened. i just hope he sees the reality; that he's doing super well, in his rookie season nonetheless, and we're all so proud of him. mistakes is okay, shit happens, even max verstappen made a bunch of mistakes yesterday!!

i didnt wanna look at the clips of him in the car nor hear his radio (ive seen the screenshot of him admitting that it was his fault tho) and i saw the clip of him after getting out of the car and i just...... nope. and esp w kimi winning aaaa it made me so happy but-

god i dont understand the penalties like. yes he made a mistake but zane was also going very very slow (on the slower tyres also) so it was hard for him to tell what zane was going to do. like these things happen within even a fraction of a second and you need to trust your instinct and sometimes it doesn't work out? like obvs i cant compare it to any personal experiences in racing but in my own sport i know the feeling of getting a bad pass etc, and something tiny can mess up the entire timing and feeling and everything? so zane just going slower makes a lot of difference :// it's not common that they do this but ive seen it sometimes but this is just so.... gAH!! esp with the thing with ollie because they didn't even show it, so it can't have been THAT important, right?? so stupid

pls everyone gather around for a group hug! with paul in the middle bcs he deserves all of the love!!!!!!! <3<3<3

(oh and just so you know. "we just want you to be a happy paul aron :("........... you actually broke me with that one, i hope you're happy that im crying bcs of you 😭)

[annieqattheperipheral]

anything related to morgan rielly is gonna be ugly so that baby is going to be very unfortunate looking.

IM CACKLING💀💀💀 I'm sorry anon do you think I'm tessa virtue?? I mean I'm honoured?? Why the hell would i care if some anon whoever out there thinks some funny dude on my favourite team is not just funny but *gasp* funny looking

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. I mean don't make a habit of it because I'd really hate to need to turn off anon again but yea it just went from a miserable morning at needing to be up early, to utter confusion, to omg do you think i care? Do you think other ppl not salivating over my hockey dumdums somehow makes me mad?

Honestly your thought cycle.. I'm sorry you live in your brain dude, but i can commiserate as a person living with depression being treated by antidepressants (but no longer therapy, can't swing the $). Hopefully you can journal or vent to a friend these not so nice festering thoughts we all have sometimes, we're all human (i just vented some petty stuff to a moot bestie thru DM here the other day, and talked thru difficult life work stuff with my irl bestie yesterday), and grant yourself the space to expel these thoughts so your body can calm down and you can think about more useful things and focus your free time on things that make you happy. If hockey players not it, you can find something else that sparks some ounce of joy💕

Also, back to another part of my confusion-- mo is literal boss baby??? Like if he and brady tkachuk had offspring together that'd be an actual cartoon baby come to life and idk but those movies made enough millions to grant sequels or whatever so i think that kid will be evolutionarily fine on the cute factor and sufficiently pull their parents' attention to fulfill its care and adoration needs.

Alright see ya whoever you are

[visitor64]

I can 3D model, NOW HES REAL!!!! :D (ART/OC DUMP PART 2.5?)

(Okay, what the heck- I SWEAR I posted this already!!! But I guess I forgot or smth lol)

(This was originally going to be posted yesterday, so some information might be outdated)

Wow, I have been posting a lot lately… maybe I might post ART/OC DUMP PART 3 after this?

WHO KNOWS!!

I know, that’s what

And I say…

Hmmmm…. Let me think…

No.

Nah im jokin

…

OR AM I-

Oh wait, I’m getting off topic lol

This blog… post… thing- is going to be about 3D models I made

(These aren’t actually ALL the 3D models I’ve made, I’ve made a lot more, but they’re VERY VERY OLD, like 3 years ago I’m pretty sure, so if you guys wanna see those then uuhhh idk comment down below shajnsajjxhwjnx)

(Uhhhhh I was gonna put more information here but uhhh like and subscribe to join the fortnite vbucks give awa-)

(Oh yeah, also, I made these models with Tinkercad, it’s on IOS and PC, idk if it’s on android though)

Okey, first we have Visitor!!!! Who is in stupid dumb heads art style and flat for some reason lol

I swear, it was SO HARD to get the ears to look right, and they still kinda don’t!!! There’s still like a SLIVER of whatever there, Idk why they just don’t wanna cooperate with me 😭😭😭

And then there’s this.

I don’t even know-

I half hate it and half like it

Oh, and I forgot the little triangle things-

BUT WAIT! There’s more!!

There are two more models I made

They’re pretty old, but oh well!

first we have sys… again-

I still love this model

And that definitely isn’t because it’s a model of a character I like in their original form kinda sorta idk!!!! No way!!!! That’s total madness… MARIO MADNE-

There was another one, but I hate it so much that I don’t even wanna show it.

So thats it

Oh, wait, I almost forgot!! There’s also this.

I guess this is kinda an ART/OC DUMP, but it’s actually just a ART DUMP

Let’s just say this is a ART/OC DUMP PART 2.5 lol

Uhhhhh the end lmao

hahaha lol the end mario mad-

[teddy-feathers]

So. Im gonna bitch. About my aunt.

I went to shovel the drive way after it snowed, as usual. As mostly usual my aunt insisted on helping (even though she's sick). She started doing something that to my eyes seemed stupid. (Using a hand ax on thick ice that forms there every snowy season and does not go away or melt). I did not say or imply that this was stupid and wasting our shovel time. I asked, in a *maybe you know something i dont know* tone "why dont we just put salt down on this specific patch after we've shoveled" she gets mad "fine do whatever you want" and maybe something about me not listening to her idk. and storms off to shovel another patch of snow. I say after her - calmly - "i dont know why youre getting mad im just trying to understand" and go about shoveling. an hour later she comes up to me and says something along the lines of "im trying not to say anything mean but we spent 1000$ on salt last year. thats something you and (my friend) are going to have to think about when you move out." like. not even getting into that we still have some of that salt, that I only put down salt when TOLD to, or that we constantly lose the battle of the ice patch and the hazzard it constantly is, no. let me just skip straight to the: you threw a tantrum because my question made you think im ungrateful and lazy???? like who shovels the drive almost every time it snows and doesnt ask for help? like fuck you very much. just. i hate her. i hate her so fucking much. im so pissed im crying and this happened yesterday.

[seiilo]

jealous heizou }

heizou woke up to see nobody beside him, usually there would be his husband, kazuha staring at him lovingly, but that wasnt the case today. it was confusing.

"zuzu? where are you?"

he tried to call kazuha but he didnt receieve (i forgot how to spell) a reply. but he saw a familiar figure coming into the bedroom he was in and his love was there! :D yayy!!

"is there anything wrong, dear?"

heizous eyes fluttered at the sight of his husband and smiled with his hands reached out for some reason, he closed his eyes happily and he felt a pair of warm arms and body around him. kazuhas lips touched heizous ears and commented, "

"

"you did not reply to me, sweetheart. is there anything the matter? after all, you did call me."

kazuha started to shower heizou with kisses so heizou knows that he loves him. heizou rubbed against kazuhas warm body and responded.

"why weren't you beside me?"

heizou was kind of upset, i know, its a silly reason but kazuha found it adorable :)

kazuha chuckled and grabbed heizous waist and picked him up.

"i chose to make breakfast for you sweetheart. am i forgiven?"

heizou slightly blushed and nodded wrapping his arms around his husband that was now holding him.

a few moments later just to get through the morning so theyre ready for the day:)

kazuha was hanging out with ayaka, yoimiya, and ayato. meanwhile heizou was doing his detective work whatever and my girlie yoimiya came up with a FANTASTIC idea >:D

"hey guys, how about we play a prank on heizou!! what do ya say?" -yoimiya

"it depends what prank we are playing. i dont choose to join if it is hurtful." -kazuha

"i don't see why not." -ayato

"im feeling bored, so sure!" -ayaka

yoimiya chuckled and told them her idea.

so basically she wants to make heizou jealous (for fun ofcourse) and kazuha is gonna hangout w ayato for a while and see what heizou does

after they all agreed and they started the prank

after a while :D

kazuha and ayato were hanging in idk think of a random place im lazy and heizou ran towards kazuha, hugging him from behind and showering him with kisses. kazuha turned around and kissed him once, unlike he usually would, hed usually grab him and make his face red. (aw)

and ayato played along yk continuing to talk and so did kazuha.

heizou knew something was wrong.

"zuzu? are you mad at me? hmm??"

heizou made a sad puppy face with caused kazuha to fight the urge to apologize and frik the prank but he managed and pushed heizou lightly away and continued talking (just to let ya know, kazuha felt SO. SO. SO. bad,)

"heizou, do you mind going away for a while, im trying to speak to kazuha and you're disturbing us."

ayato told heizou as heizou was starting to tear up a bit and he ran back home, as soon as he was out of sight, the two started acting normally.

"i feel so bad.. i want to go and apologize. but i cannot..." - kazuha

"i dont blame you. it was so hard for me to say that to him."- ayato

heizous pov

heizou was at home rn, and he was cuddled up in the corner of their bedroom and he was crying, thinking to himself

what if i get cheated on??

am i not enough for him??

why? why? why?!

and he continued to cry until kazu came back and he didmt care, he contunued to cry so he can show kazuha what he done to him (naughty kazu nya).

kazuhas eyes slowly widened and he shook his head,to remind himself ab the prank. (obviously, he would be upset to see his wifey cry www)

during the night, heizou was facing the wall, he didnt even want to feel kazuha.

morning as heizou was making breakyfast

kazuha walked across the kitchen until he saw heizou and approched him to hug him from behind and wrap his arms around him.

"hello there, beautiful."

"mh.. dont talk to me."

heizou was mad at kazuha for what happened yesterday. but he didnt push him away or anything.

"whats wrong darling? am i not allowed to hug you?"

"thats not the problem...."

heizou explained what happened yesterday in his view and kazuha immediately felt bad for him and started biting his cheek softly as a sorry. :)

"it was a prank heizou dear, yoimiya thought of it. did i make you sad? i am very sorry, ill give you whatever you want, i promise sweetheart."

"i forgive you..."

heizou slightly turned and kissed him back.

"i love you so so much."

"i love you too too too!"

the couple laughed together:))

tHe eNd......

or is it?...

nah jk it is

[khodorkovskaya]

16.07.23

the vibes have just been off lately, i think it's the moon. but basically ive been super anxious about hanging out with my friends. for no absolute reason. and i feel guilty about it yadayada and so on and so forth et cetera et cetera.

panda is also mad at me for no reason.

oh and church today was wack. we just couldn't harmonise no matter what. the clergy were stuttering. and we were all singing wrong. my voice just like didn't work at all, idk why. and everyone else was all over the place too. and then the choir director felt sick and had to leave so we were there on our own and it was such a flop. like the vibes were just off. plus father paul wasn't there i hope he's okay,

i saw my zurich friend today and we walked around the lake and got ice cream. he shaved his beard and i noticed that he's actually quite good looking i was like okayyy bestie 👀

oh speaking of boys, i have an official church crush now btw. he's in the choir too and he's also a bit of a flop when it comes to singing just like me. we've never spoken but he looked at me once and now i look forward to seeing him every sunday. he looks like this intellectual type guy, so im glad we've never talked cos im sure he's insuffurable.

but anyway yeah, my zurich friend and i went to the lake. there was the afterparty of yesterday's thing. but it was under the sun like directly. and it was super hot. so we didn't stay there and got ice cream instead. and on our way back they were playing rasputin and i was like omg. so i started going feral with two drunk guys cos they were the only ones actually dacning. and everyone else just stood there and swayed side to side. and no one knew the lyrics and i was like guys it's rasputin wtf you're supposed to go crazy. and even the two drunk guys who were dancing didn't go that hard. so yeah, again, the vibes were off.

but whatever it is, you know what? i may be sad and lonely, the vibes may be off. but at least! at least im not at my father's birthday this year! mashala!

also there's one week left before skating camp im so excited ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[justasopearchive]

uhmmmm.... 👉👈 im still curious about your thoughts on why you think sope has kind of drifted apart these past few years. ive been watching the two closely since 2017 and kind of went mia last 2020. only got back in the fandom late last yr so im curious about your perspective on why you think so... ive seen some sopies share the same sentiments and i wanted to get more context as to why yall arrived with almost the same idea. i already asked you this before but i noticed you still havent answered it yet. if you wont reply to this, i guess ill just take that as a hint to never ask about this topic again hehe sorry if these ever came off as delusional or anything but im honestly just curious about what happened 🥺

Oh, of course; sorry about that, my entire Tumblr is on a queue, so I’m rarely actually ON Tumblr (except yesterday) and most asks I get are lowkey toxic shipping stuff, so I ignore it 😩

It’s not delusional at all; and if it is, I’m also delulu lol. In terms of Sope in particular, I always got the feeling that Suga had a thing for Hobi…a demonstrable thing, crush, feelings, confusion, call it whatever you want. Yes, BH feeds into the madness, but I don’t think they can fake every second on camera and he (Y) was just demonstrably happier, softer and overall more energetic with him (H).

But we stopped getting damn near any interactions a few years ago. Like. At all. Even the 2021 and 2022 memories were bare bones for us Sopies.

My theory? Sometime in 2019ish something happened and one or the other said something pretty bad to the other or feelings came to a head and someone, IDK WHO, put them on ice (I tend to think it was Hobi who wanted to chill out…idk, he just never seemed as into it). And they just haven’t been the same since then. We know they used to see each other outside of work in the past because both of them have said it and there’s photo/video evidence. Now, J-Hope says he sees Suga “in the office”; a far cry from two dudes who went to concerts together or sat around and drank at their new office.

Even Yoongi being the only one not at the JITB release party. That wasn’t sus to y’all? And, yes, I know they said he “felt sick.” But come on…he turned around and performed, in outstanding health, at the Psy concert right after that. That just looked…strange.

Anyway, I’m choosing to remain delulu and force myself to believe that they love each other and Sope is not divorced and they’ve kissed (don’t worry, I know this is all jokes and fantasy…I actually believe 5/7 of Bangtan are in or have recently been in, hetero romantic relationships).

I’ve literally never “shipped” anyone else in my life and BTS is the only group of strangers I actively enjoy keeping up with (I don’t even watch reality TV 🥴)—so I’m just gonna hold on to this as my OTP for awhile lol

This is all just conjecture and gossiping on MY part.

Hope that answers your question 🙃

[howdoyousleep3]

mama k I invited my friend over for a few days because she’s my best friend, but I only realized after that I’ve never actually spent more than 1 day with her, and she’s never stayed the night or anything like that. I’m learning a lot of things about her, and I’m not exactly liking all of them??

her personality, while amazing and fun to be around in small doses, is very loud and excited ALL the time. which isn’t bad, I just can’t keep up with it for an extended period of time

she’s taking up a lot of space (physically, because we live in a small dorm room and the whole floor space is used up rn cause of the blow up bed) but also just in general?? she’s taking up a lot of space in the bathroom, which okay, small dorm bathroom, but like, there’s stuff everywhere on the counter, she doesn’t clean up the water she spills from when she washes her hands, she doesn’t wring out her face towel (AND she put it on my towel?? While still wet??) also, whatever cleansing/washing stuff she uses is turning the hand towel pink?? idk what’s going on there

AND so yesterday we were hanging out and drinking with some friends, and I had mentioned that I maybe wanted to make out with someone there (a friend of a friend I’ve met before, and one of them even offered to wingman me) and I was definitely more excited about the idea of it, because i realized throughout the night that I didn’t actually want to make out with her (I did not make this clear, and as far as she (the friend staying over) knew I was still game to make out with this person). But then it gets to the end of the night, and my friend (gonna call her B) starts vibing with this person (the girl I wanted to make out with) and at some point the girl leaves, and B full on takes the shot. calls her up and is like “hey, would you wanna keep hanging or whatever” and the girl turned her down (not for lack of wanting, she literally thought about it and was like “what’s on the table?”)

sorry that was way too much information, but my point is, I’m not mad that they vibed or whatever, I’m actually quite proud of my friend, but I’m annoyed and irritated that she would just do that so quickly, it’s not what actually happened that irritates me, it’s like the principle of the thing? In my experience you don’t usually shoot your shot with someone who you KNOW your friend was interested in??

idk there’s just a lot going on rn, and I’m kinda stressed because I miss my space, and I miss my roommate (she kinda hid out at her boyfriends this whole time, which is totally valid, I just miss the “me and roomie” time) this is definitely also partly on me for feeling this way, because I like to stick to my structure, and she’s changing it around, and im getting irritated at even the smallest things that probably shouldn’t warrant getting irritated at

im really sorry for this rant, I just needed to get it out because im just kinda stressed right now (she’s leaving tomorrow but then I have to clean up and wash sheets and do all this stuff on top of the work I have to do for school and shit). I’m just learning a lot of things, and it’s kinda stressing me out

sorry for the rant, I love you mama k 💕

Ugh bby! This all sounds so icky and upsetting, I'm so sorry. I think it's super common for you to view your friendships differently when you get to college, but that doesn't make it any easier. I hope your space is feeling like yours again and is much more peaceful. I'm sure this has been a very eye-opening experience and I hope that isn't too exhausting for you. Sending you so many peaceful snugs!! 🥺 Lub you so much. 💕

[ciceroandthelistener]

Also latest batch of work drama bc i forgot post this last night and didn’t want to make it last week:

I Don’t Like our TL :) everyone thinks our dept is easy and get over there and find out it sucks ass. I’ve had to show him how to reprint a label, answer the phone, look an order etc. this guy has two kids and can’t even submit a driver report, and apparently he start swearing at some of the other ppl in the back like “you can keep talking just be sure to fucking work”? My dude? he also just doesn’t care abt the ppl who just fuck around back there. I bawled my eyes out last week for the first time in years bc this guy doesn’t know how to do anything and the other closers had called out.

one of the new guys got fired yesterday. i guess he was active duty and shit but he was also no call no showing for like a week. idk if he had leave for it but he probably should’ve gotten that shit fixed w the ppl who make schedules 🤷‍♂️ it’s also just hard for me to have sympathy for someone who’s so “hoorah im in the air force” or whatever branch he was in

the guy who’s always on his phone could be getting fired soon!!! he was back from leave of absence over the weekend, which is fucking horseshit bc he doesn’t do anything why does he think he needs it, but i guess they pointed him for the first day. Which puts him at 5.5 points which is over the limit. If they fix it tho he’s on thin ice still bc he had 4.5

I hate the managers in this store SO MUCH. i think it was new years when it happened but i was going to lunch obviously tweaking the fuck out bc my dept is full of idiots and this one guy asks me how it’s going and i say not great. And after lunch this man tracks me down and acts all concerned like “oh you know the company has mental health resources :) we care about you :) just let me know if there’s anything you need :)” like the goddamn audacity of this bitch??? this man is known for getting mad at ppl who need to go home early and guilting them about it, like respectfully sir my ass has been sick for three weeks with the flu bc you bitches punish people for shit they can’t control and i have not the patience or energy for this.

the human resources guy sucks ass so much too. bro took TWO WEEKS to fix my schedule so i can have mon/wednes off bc my husband’s classes are then. I finally had to go to another manager abt it and be like “hey idk if you can help but i had a schedule adjustment submitted and the new one still has my old one it. I need [this date] changed bc I straight up won’t have transportation to get to work starting then” AND THEN IT STILL TOOK TWO DAYS TO FIX IT. this man has a GRAPHIC DESIGN DEGREE and he’s our hr IT SHOWS

[autisticknuckles]

2024 is like the worse year of my life i mean its one full year of not having multiple friends i mean i have one friend this year she dont respond to all my texts and when she desnt respond im convinced she will never speak to me again and i start sprialing like i will always be lonely never have friends anyways shell come back even tually but what if she doesnt but anyways so like i s in hospital and its not like anyone notice unless i memorize her phone number which i did bcuz im obsess bcuz even when i killing myself ima think f her like rlly i did so im in hospital for suicidal but im still thinking of her so i memorize her phone number im in hospital i call her up u know she says the griddy is now a rare item in fortnite and its never coming back to the item shop and u know what the griddy was in the item shop yesterday. im checkinb the item shop dayly cuz i want those dragon ball skins u know. ANYWAYS i call her twice in the 13 days in hospital and i actually call her like 15 times or something like that but she dont pick up and im sure theres a god reason but im not mad at her but Im mad just at myself bcuz its rlly my fault all my friends left me i mean its really not their fault at all im the one who doesnt pick up the phone i mean i ignored everyone and of course i cant expect them to keep trying and i dont like regretting things but if i could go back and change my actions i would but i cant so it just wasnt meant to be i mean nothing lasts forever so what is the point like there is no point in regretting things happen or things dont happen its fate the past is fate... and when she dont respond its straight up agony so think abt all the people i ignored i hurt people so i dont expect anything from my peers idk ig i expect her to respond but idk i rlly shouldnt im just great ful to be friends i mean shit i dont need a response no one owes me anything i dont need anything from anyone im a grown teenage woman (lol anyways ya know what else is terrible this year me heh not to brag but i hate myself more then any one else does so i finnally am the best at something i mean its not like i have HATERS or anything like that like seriously but any ways so i take a class about loving yourself and they say treat yourself like how you would treat a friend so like when your sad how would you comfort a friend and it got me thinking i dont know how to do that at all like no one taught me how to comfort people maybe no one realy knows or something like that idk i dont have friends idk so what i do when someones sad i just say im so sorry that happen to you if you need anything let me know and like i wouldnt want someone to say that to me tho i would hate for someone to try to help me i just dont like being helped so idk maybe i am a bad person cuz idk how to help people but idk maybe i am a bad person for what im abt to say cuz she doesnt care abt me like i care abt her and thats way selfish of me and whatever im going insane in a bad way and im obsessive and canonically experience psychosis but anyaays that is my vent so see you next year and it's just part 1 of my vent expect more because im emotional! 😤

[misqnon]

u gotta try harder /j

I WASNT ON TUMBLR MUCH TIL LIKE.. A YEAR AGO... SO I HAD NO IDEA .... that is extremely funny. thank u

theyre in a 3 way qpr with luffy as the center

THAT ZORO IMAGE IS SO FUNYN AHFHSJD

"i like to imagine he speaks with the emojis like you typed them. (“how are you saying that out loud-”)" NAHDIAHE hes magic thats how

i have a big crush on ace too but TRACE HEATFIST.... something abt him.... idk he just hits the spot for me. i love big brother characters n characters that r good with kids.. ace fills that spot.. and then u add his silly smoothness in the 4kids dub and its like wow. u are Perfect.

STEAL THEM!! i have . a pinterest board of . meme image. silly meme image. (is pinterest something ppl still use... i only started using it a few years ago)

NO A CUP MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE... I think u were rightm.

THATS SO FUNNY... see i never thought dragons were real but i DID believe . that unicorns were real for quite a while (i never liked to admit it). honestly i didnt consume much dragon content but i did like to just. think abt them . i had this mobile game i liked playing that was just a choose ur own adventure type story . but ur a dragon. never played spyro (and didnt even know about it til i was like... 12) but it seems rly fun and i would love to play the remaster,, purple dragon ily. i cant believe ur the kind of kid who could beat games... i was so stupid as a kid i didnt even know how to play animal crossing city folk correctly .... YOU ALSO??? FLIGHT RISING???? i joined in uhh 2019? i think? i found out abt it in like 2016 but forgot and then tried to join in 2018 but it wasnt accepting new users.. and then yeah. 2019. so ive been on and off a lot but i LOVE flight rising. i love my dragons. even tho theyre mostly un-gened 1st generation dragons..

sanji is . arguably the most human of all the straw hats.. which is interesting bc he is also the only one who was supposed to be inhuman. ofc i think theyre all very human but sanji has the most moments where i can relate to him. the sanuso fic i was reading yesterday... he was so full of shame... and they wrote him hiding behind his hair.. and i felt so intensely SEEN by that. like oh my god he is ME i do all these things.. i find that my comfort characters are usually... ones who suffer a lot. i love suffering. in media.

SHREK SCREENSHOT..

"I WANT TO PUT THE SANJI FEEDING MICE AND THE CREW IS CONFUSED SCENE IN A FIC SO BAD BUT I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK ATM 😭" i will write it for u

"sanji vs. minnie mouse his hardest battle yet" oh my god........ ur mind...... wow...... genius...... crackship time (have u seen . oh wait ur not into jjk.. ok have u seen frollo x goofy... its insane...)

BEING MAD ABOUT SIMPING FOR SANJI IS SO REAL.. please dont be attractive please stop please... please . IVE SEEN THAT OUTFIT and every time i get ANGRY (not for real but y'know.) because he looks SO GOOD and i dont like to admit that.. i hate to admit that. UR RIGHT that outfit is extremely gay like wtf is going on with that tie???? or whatever it is? around his neck??? this is like gay men wearing scarves

"have u seen that post where its drawings of each of the strawhat “rescue teams” of arlong park, enies lobby, and whole cake?" I SAW THAT A FEW HOURS AGO AHDHSH

"law 1: edgy. flipping u off. deranged. a bit evil looking. kinda hot" i see u...

i love law so much he is so antagonizing and then . the contrast.. when he is stupid or cute. its wonderful.

"HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN" i LOVE how pathetic he looks. i like pathetic people so much.. like why are u like that.. making me pity u.. only in media tho never in real life 🙏🙏

ZORO LOOKS LIKE A DOG AHEJDHA WHAT IS THAT

USOPP?? USOPP?????? HES THE MEME IMAGE ...

CHOOPA MY GUY.. he looks so silly as a full deer i wish he did that more often

this is blue period but im running out of funny images i have saved ...

dw abt taking a bit to reply!! i am patient /gen

IM TRYING MY BEST 

sharing my veteran knowledge

3 WAY QPR IS PERFECT 

trace heatfist the magic man. skeazy magician and fuckboy

ace is VERY likeable idk a single person who doesnt like him. even my non one piece friend likes him but i think shes weak to his freckles

i trade memes like pokemon cards. i look forward to this symbiotic relationship

arent unicorns the national animal of scotland…(or ireland maybe…) THAT WOULD MAKE ME THINK THEYRE REAL

I COULD ONLY BEAT SOME GAMES a lot i didnt but usually bc i got out of the rhythm of playing them and left them unfinished. when i was younger i made my older brother play the hard parts for me a lot LMAO. ALSO DO YOU WANT MY FLIGHT RISING DRAGONS. IDK WHAT TO DO WITH THEM ALL MAN I DONT PLAY ANYMORE

i love that sanji is arguably the most emotional of the group (aside from franky or chopper, but for them its just played for laughs) and that overemotional/low self esteem part is exactly what makes him so relatable. i actually really appreciate that oda gave that trait to a male character. sanji cries a lot and is overemotional and kind of hysteric sometimes jdvbvfjdk so im glad they didnt make it like nami or robin who was like that stereotype. GOD I REALLY CONVERTED U TO SANJI TOWN DIDNT I. SORRY WE’RE ALL HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND PROJECT ONTO THE WEIRDO

*FROLLO X GOOFY????* 

I HATE ADMITTING THAT I THINK HE’S HOT BC HE DOESNT DESERVE IT. BUT I DO. I THINK SANJI IS HOT. I DO. UNFORTUNATELY. in that maroon wano suit…ODA WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!!!!!!

and yes law too…listen. i have a big heart, ready to love, [possessed by sanji]

the little scarf/ascot is the gayest part 

“"HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN" i LOVE how pathetic he looks. i like pathetic people so much.. like why are u like that.. making me pity u.. only in media tho never in real life 🙏🙏” exactly…PATHETIC FICTIONAL MEN GO HARD

I LOVE THE DOG ZORO SCREENSHOT HE LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA BITE SOMEBODY

AND USOPP KDSJNKJ I USE THAT ONE SO MUCH

i agree i like almost all of chopper’s other forms better than when hes a little baby 😭

IS THAT MAKIMA NSCKJAS???

also u are free to keep sending me e-letters but if you want to just message on discord that is also fine. as i said. message me whenever 🫡

lets see what we have for 2day...