#idk i just think Kepler having a Succession family is really funny

[dysfunctionalcreature]

idk if there's a general consensus about what kinda family and upbringing Kepler had, but in my opinion I think the funniest possibility is that his family is something straight out of Succession, rich and corporate and crazy, like they encouraged every single one of his worst traits and never once was worried about the shadyness of Goddard Futuristics

I know that's presumably not accurate to canon and it's probably not in line with fanon ideas about him, but I really think the idea of his family being just as weird and scary as he is is so damn funny

like imagine Maxwell and Jacobi always assuming that Kepler must be the weird shady blacksheep of his family, but then for some reason they crash his family's thanksgiving party and find out that oh no, they're all just as fucked up as he is, he's completely normal by his family's standards