#idk i gotta sleep now zzZ

[thelostsouull]

Made some of those mlp images ive seen on pinterest but as gifs ... :P

[astrxealis]

sleepy 😞

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

uh so i just found your blog & ily

anywayssssssss idk if you’ve done this, but can you do the mercs if their s/o accidentally falls asleep on them(like on their shoulder, chest, yk), like how flustered would they get? if you busy just do sniper, scout, & engi please! :D

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HELL YES!!! This is so god damn cute!!!!! And I will do all of them lol Sorry for being sooo late!!! But yes I hope it was worth the wait!

(Oh also I did this as an crush, like before confession! I hope that is okay!!)

Scout (You both are in scout's room just clarifying)

Scout and you were just sitting on his bed after playing a round of video games. You both were tired of the intense battle. I won this yes!!!! Noooo! You know what that means y/n! ... Y/n~! Fine fine I will pay for your next bucket of chicken! AND~ And yes I will let you eat the leftover cake heavy made! YES! *both giggles*

I am so tired... Yeah me too! *after a little pause* Y/n? z..z.. *plop on scout's shoulder but slips and...* Woah! *pushes scout's back on the bed* !?!?!?!? WAIT WHAT! *looks at y/n* *y/n just sleeping peacefully sleeping on scout's chest* WH- Oh shit I gotta be quiet. um fuck. I- *scout cover his face with his hand* I- *looks at s/o again*

*pats y/n head* *after a while* *whispers* You know...forget about the bucket of chicken and the cake...I would rather spend my time like this. with...you... *blushes madly while covering his face*

Soldier

Soldier was looking for you. Y/N!!!!! *opens the door to the living room* THERE YOU- *y/n drifting sleep on the sofa while sitting up*

Y/n!!! *stills sleeps* *soldier sits next to y/n to shake them awake*

But instead... Y/n I have to talk to yo- *y/n plops next to soldier's shoulder* !?

Y/n!? *sees y/n sleeping peacefully* I-Hmph fine! 10 minutes.

He literally turned into a rock statue, he just froze.

*10 min later* C-cupcake get up! mmm... Cupcake! ...zzz.... *y/n gets closer* *soldier turns bright red* CUPCAKE! !!!! What- what happened! *sees soldier* !!! Oh sorry was I sleeping? *NODS* Oh I am really so- NO. ??? IT'S FINE CUPCAKE, WE NEED REST SOMETIMES!!! Oh um yeah...By the way, why did you scream so loud? Oh well um. WE NEED TO GO TRAINING NOW! Wha- *holds y/n tight and runs off to the training ground* ???

When you glanced at soldier's face for a moment, what you saw was the most reddest and sweetest soldier in America...

Pyro

Pyro was just reading you Little Red Riding Hood to you for the 5th time this month (you were totally okay with this) It wasn't a bedtime story but just an afternoon story time.

Pyro used one hand to hold the book and the other to use for puppets! Finger puppets. They were made by you!

Pyro was halfway through the book and you felt...sleepy...

Mmmphhh! zzz... Mmph? *looks at s/o* mmh? zz....z....

MMphh! *y/n plop of pyro's shoulder* MMPH!?

Pyro thought of moving but you looked so peaceful. (It isn't even bedtime...Oh well, it a nap time then! :D )

Pyro decided to move a bit but you then leaned closer. *Pyro freezes* *Holds very very still*

Pyro glanced at you, ....pat pat.

After patting your head for about 15 minutes pyro also joined the nap time and leaned on you too :)

Engi

Engi and you were FINALLY taking a break after you two worked long hours on a machine project you worked on. You were his proud little helper!

You were sitting on the sofa just wondering about the machine progress and such. Hey, y/n here is some hot cocoa! Oh, thanks engi! Engi's face became just as hot as the hot cocoa by your smile. Oh well um, you're welcome! *engi continues to talk about how the machine works and progresses*

And then y/n you place the-*plop* ?! Y/n you alright? mm... Oh you're sleepin...

*looks at the clock* (Should I wake up y/n? Are they hungry? Are they comfortable?) *Looks at y/n* *engi blushes slightly* You know, you worked hard today sweetheart, *places blanket on y/n*

Sweet dreams y/n we got a hard day of work tomorrow. *leans on y/n* :)

Heavy (just heavy figuring out how to get closer to y/n~)

Heavy and you were just eating a sandvich on a bench. *Sigh* Today's battle was very hard...we lost to the weak baby. It's okay Heavy! Not all battles are a victory sometimes we lose...

You both were just looking at the horizon. Does leetle y/n like sandvich? Oh yes, they are the best!!! *heavy smiles* Very good :)

Heavy and you stayed there and talk for about an hour. About how they lost today, about how to make perfect sandvich, and more!

And then POW! The scout was dead. Hehe heavy gets revenge! zz...z.z.... Y/n? *looks next to y/n drifting to sleep* Y/n...?

Are you ale- *plop* !!! Y/n? zzzz....zzzz

*heavy gently smiles* Y/n very tired. *head pats y/n* Pat pat

*after a while*

Y/n always so kind... HEAVY! !!!! *looks back to see scout approaching* What the hell are you doin' hea- SHHHHHHH! wh- SHHHH ??? Be quiet scout! leetle y/n is sleeping! So wh- *heavy looking clearly pissed and squeeze his fists* ...*stare* OKAY OKAY big guy fine I will call you guys later! Geez... By the w- *GLARE* You know what forget it never mind! *scout runs off*

*Sigh* mm... !!! *heavy continues to head pat y/n*

Heavy wants to get closer to you...But I don't know how...Heavy want spend more time with y/n. Heavy always protect y/n :)

Demoman

Demo decided to join you with his bomb-making process. Y/n then ya place this inside the bomb in here! It is what makes it go KABOOM! *y/n giggles* Bombs are wonderful, aren't they? Indeed demoman hehe.

Oh wait, this part is a bit complicated this will take a while...

*after a while*

And boom it's don- *plop* !!! Demo was about to jump out of his seat. Y/n? zz..z...z... Hehe, it seems like it's gotten pretty late ey? *extremely carefully picks up y/n bridal style* There we go! *looks at y/n* (Their cuteness is so...deadly...demo calm down...ye are just going to place y/n in bed! Why am I so nervous...)

Where is y/n room again? Ah, there it is! *Very carefully gets inside.* *creak* *places y/n gently on the bed* *pulls a soft blanket on them* *pats y/n's head* *sits beside the bed and takes a swing of alcohol* Good night lovely❤ *demo blushes a tiny bit* It seems like I am falling for you more and more...*hick*

Sniper

Sniper and you were just driving in his van. There wasn't a location to where but you guys were just wandering around in the van.

You both soon arrived at a huge grass field. *both get out of the van* *and just sit on the huge grass field*

*a moment of peace* The sunset is sure beautiful. Yeah... *y/n stretches* *sniper gets up* Oh um! *y/n holds sniper hands just a moment he leaves* Can we stay here longer? Till the sun goes fully down? Of course. Anything for you. *sits back down*

*wind blows* Swoosh It's getting windy we shou- *plop* !!! Y/n!? zzzz... !!! Y/n I- *Swoosh*

Oh um! *gently pus his vest on y/n* *y/n leans closer*

Sniper watched y/n, seeing how their hair flowed with the wind, how their skin glowed under the sun setting, ...Sometimes I wonder how I met such a lovely person like you...

*Looks at the horizon* I should take you sun set watching more.

Medic

Oh um medic! Yes? I heard that you have to stay up really late tonight. yes? Can I help you? *heart flutters* Oh um you wanna help me? yes! I will be your little um nurse! But y/n we are going to stay up really late if so, I think you should sleep first, I don't want to stress you out! It's fine medic! I will help you out! Then maybe we could sleep early! Doing everything alone is tough! hehe, You are right! Fine, you may help me deliver some paperwork ok? *nods :)*

Eventually you and medic stayed pretty late, you were pretty stressed since you weren't used to such long hours of work, on the other hand, medic was just full work mode and would be perfectly fine if another 5 hours passed.

You soon decided to take a break next to medic. He was still working on his paper. You started to look closer at his face.

The jawline...the curve of his lip, the sharp eye look, the light reflexing from his glasses, the wave of his hair...you soon became feeling light...

Medic finally looked after trying to avoid your curious eyes, focused on him, y/n-! zz... *smiles* Hehe was my face that interesting or was it too boring that made you fall asleep? *tucks their hair behind their ear* I told you you wouldn't handle the late time...*stretches* *takes off lab coat* *plop* I will continue to finish work, you did well y/n I will take care of rest~ *head pat lovingly*

Spy

Spy really enjoyed reading you books. Just you and him in his smoking room and you coming closer to him while he fluently reads the book like magic.

You both very very subtly were considered snuggling.

You both were very peacefully just enjoying each others company.

*after a while of reading*

Ah, y/n would you like to take a break? I could go get some- hm?

He then took a peek from the side and!

Y/n was peacefully sleeping next to spy. Since he was so focused on the book and trying to keep his cool he very much forgot that y/n was leaning to him. very close...

He felt his heart beat faster than before. *spy blushes slightly at y/n peaceful cute face*

He then very carefully adjusted his position so that both y/n and him could be comfortable.

He then continues to read the book but of course, he couldn't focus. How could he read when such pure cuteness is literally next to him?

Y/n...you are truly something...to be able to make such a person like me become such a lovesick fool...

I loved writing this hehe. I hope you enjoy~! ╰(´︶`)╯♡

[notepadsandtealeaves]

The van der Linde boys in: “Whenever I Want You, All I Have to do is Dream~”

Relationship ABCs || Z is for ‘ZZZ’s’

MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT || 18+ ONLY ||

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↠ Requested By: No one, naturally. ↠ Reader Gender: Neutral ↠ Content Type: SFW ((but my blog’s 18+ if minors want to consume my sfw stuff while still respecting my wishes of them staying out of this space, they can head over to my AO3)) ↠ CWs/TWs: None, really. Tho two of the fills—Sean (to the surprise of literally no one lol) and Lenny’s—do have some suggestive undertones. ↠ Betas? Nah, we don’t do that here. ↠ Total WC: 7.7k~

♡ Today’s selection: “All I Have to do is Dream” by The Everly Brothers

In honor of all the sleep I’m not getting I decided to write about our favorite boahs and what they get up to between the sheets—no, not like that, why we always gotta go there?? Tho, okay, 2 fills do allude to some fade to black stuff but that’s not the point!

…tf am I even saying at this point? Idk man, I’ve been awake too long. So you lot take these while I go take a nap… well past midnight? I guess that’s just sleep then?? Whatever, I’m peacing out lol…

ZZZ’s || What are their sleeping habits (both with and without you)?

Arthur Morgan || WC: ~400

↠ He’s one of those weirdos *cough*like me*cough* who likes to make the room super cold and layer on the blankets.

At any given time he has at least three on his bed—usually a flat sheet, a thin comforter, and a heavier comforter in that order.

↠ He also keeps a fan going for both cooling and white noise purposes.

His preference for cooler temperatures gives him an excuse to cuddle into you, which is his preferred sleeping position.

He’ll burrow under the blankets, wrap his arms around you, and bury his face into your chest.

And yes—it’s as cute (and low-key claustrophobic) as you think it is.

Honestly if you’re big/sturdy enough that he thinks he can do so without crushing you he’ll be laying directly on top of you when he does this; if not he’ll be nestled alongside you with one leg thrown over yours.

↠ When he’s sleeping alone, Arthur’s a side sleeper. He always starts off on his back, but the minute he hits that good REM shit onto his side he goes.

He’s still a burrower/cuddler, though the object of his glombing becomes a pillow. He’ll keep it pressed flush against him with one hand while the other usually ends up under his head.

↠ Ofc all this is assuming this is a Modern AU were talking about. In yeehaw days you’ll still end up sleeping wrapped around each other, but once too much heat starts to build up between you he’s gonna instinctively roll away from you–

–which is good because he’s like a humanoid furnace.

Yes, this has definitely led to him rolling onto the floor on more than one occasion lol.

Obvi in the winter this isn’t a problem at all. You’ll be snuggled up so close to one another that you’ll legitimately look like one solid entity lol…

Now if it’s warm and he’s sleeping alone he’ll spread out as much as whatever he’s sleeping on will allow; this often leads to one half of his limbs going numb from hanging over the sides of cots and narrow beds.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, when it’s cold he’ll curl in on himself and pull the blankets up over his head, smothering himself in his own heat.

(Has actually woken up gasping because of this on several occasions; dude legit almost suffocated himself via blankets and body heat lmao…)

Bill Williamson || WC: ~500

↠ Much like Arthur, this man is a cuddler—see ‘A’ for more on that.

↠ He’s also big on spooning so it’s no surprise that that’s how y’all usually end up sleeping.

This is the only time he’s insistent on being the big spoon as he’s afraid of rolling over and crushing you.

It doesn’t matter if you’re of a comparative stature or not, the fear of potentially hurting you makes him paranoid all to be damned.

If you’re wrapped up in his arms he knows he’s gonna hold on to you and stay relatively still throughout the course of the night.

↠ He sleeps pretty warm, but isn’t overly fond of fans—white noise actually has the opposite effect on him for some reason, perking up his ears and making it hard to drift off—so he doesn’t wear much to bed–

–and by ‘much’ I mean dude sleep buck ass naked lol.

If you want to strip down as well great! If not he gets it, just don’t come whining to him if you wake up drenched in sweat.

Personally I would keep at least a light tank on as dude is hairy af and having that rubbing against your back all night sounds like the least appealing thing ever, but that’s just me.

He’s p. damn soft for you so if you’re really insistent he’ll give in and put some boxers on, but know he won’t be happy about it.

Also that’s all he’s gonna put on; don’t push your luck or he’ll go commando just to spite you lol.

After all you’ve never had a problem with his body before, so why start feeling some type of way now?

↠ Naturally he likes to keep as cool as possible, but if it’s not a modern AU there isn’t much to be done aside from getting naked and throwing the covers back.

Having such a naturally high body temperature sucks, but at least he, and by proxy you, never have to worry about how you’ll stay warm in the winter…

↠ Yeehaw days are p. much the same as modern times when it comes to his state of nighttime undress.

This is much to the displeasure, and distress, of the other gang members who’ve had the great misfortune of having walked in on him laying spread eagle inside his tent lmao.

Talk about a gd eyeful, but that’ll teach John to go barging in on people unannounced lol…

↠ No matter the era, when he’s alone he’s a restless sleeper, constantly tossing and turning and shifting positions.

You’d swear he was in a fight with the way the sheets—hell the whole damn bed—looks when he wakes up alone.

He usually goes to sleep on his side, but with the way he sifts about who can say what the final result will be…

Charles Smith || WC: ~500

↠ Charles sleeps like a dead man.

↠ No seriously—when dude knocks out, that’s it. He doesn’t move out of whatever position he’s in until sunup.

Those first few nights you’re gonna find yourself checking for the steady rise and fall of his chest just to make sure he’s still with you lol.

Hell, you’ll probably be doing this periodically for the whole of your relationship tbh…

↠ He’s also a v. light sleeper, so if you’re the kind that likes to shift about or snores that’s gonna be an issue in the beginning.

He can adapt to it, naturally, but those first few times are gonna be rough.

If you’re a restless sleeper he at least has the option of trapping you in a strong cuddle, but if you’re a snorer there’s not much to be done on his end.

Cue this poor baby staring at the ceiling at three in the a.m., praying for sleep to take him lol.

He won’t say anything about his disrupted sleep those first couple of nights as he doesn’t want to make you feel bad and-or make things awkward, but all it’ll take is one look at him to know he’s exhausted.

He’s also hoping that he can adjust to it soon, tho if he can’t y’all are going to have a talk. He knows that it’s more than likely beyond your control, but sleep is important, so if there’s anything you can potentially do to mitigate things then I implore you to do it for him lol…

↠ If he’s alone he likes to sleep on his stomach with his hands tucked under the pillow.

Is this partly because in the yeehaw days he likes to keep a piece underneath said pillow just in case a mf thinks they can catch him slippin’ in his sleep? Mayhaps.

As for why he does so in modern times, he just finds the positioning to be comfortable. Plus it adds a bit more stability to the pillow.

He doesn’t like to buy firm pillows as they’re usually too hard. He usually skews to the softer side of medium, with his hands making up the difference in firmness.

↠ If he’s sharing the bed with you he’ll either curl up around your back or let you sleep on his chest, whichever is more comfortable for you.

If forced to pick, he definitely prefers to have you lying on top of him. There’s just something about bearing your weight that he finds hella comforting.

In that same vein I definitely think Modern!Charles would own a weighted blanket or two, but I digress.

↠ No matter the ear, he doesn’t really have a preference for temperatures or anything.

If you’re cold pile on the blankets/crank up the heat/whatever it is you need to do to rectify that, and the same goes for warmer temperatures.

He doesn’t see the point in complaining about something that can be easily remedied—he’s practical like that.

Dutch van der Linde || WC: ~500

↠ Honestly this man is a nightmare to try and share a bed with.

↠ To be fair, his intentions are noble, it’s the results that are lacking.

Sure, things start out okay—more than okay, really.

He’s v. accommodating, molding himself into whatever configuration best suits you both, adding pillows and blankets as needed…

…but as the night progresses things take a decidedly downwards turn.

↠ Do you remember when I talked about Uncle being a strong cuddler back in ‘A’? Yeah, well meet the one man who can match him in grip strength lmao.

It doesn’t matter what position you went to sleep in, you’re getting squeezed half to death. Dude will have your soul leaking halfway out of your body with how tight he holds you to him.

If you bring it up to him he’ll honestly try to avoid doing it again, ���good intentions’ and all that noise, but it still ends up being a thing. If you share a bed with him you’re getting that good WWE treatment, and that’s just facts.

And the worst part is if you manage to break his hold somehow and move to the other end of the bed this asshole will migrate with you and snatch you up again lmfao.

You have become the safety blanket he didn’t know he needed and his subconscious’ll be damned if it lets you go that easily.

↠ If he’s sleeping alone he likes to take up as much space as possible. Arms splayed, legs thrown out wide and head tilted off to the side—homie looks like he’s being served up as a sacrifice to some long forgotten god lol.

↠ As for temperature preference that really depends on the era.

↠ If it’s yeehaw days he used to say that he’d rather be cold than hot, but then Colter happened lol.

Now he cannot for the life of him stand temperature that dip below the fifties—that’s around 10 °C for you non-Fahrenheit users.

He doesn’t care how gross and sweaty he gets, he’d rather burn than have to worry about if his balls will ever descend again lmao.

↠ In modern times, however, he does like to keep the room on the cooler side.

Fans annoy him tho, so you’ll be more opt to find a cool mist humidifier running somewhere nearby.

The device’s purpose is two-fold as it helps to keep his fucked up sinuses clear and properly moisturized while he sleeps.

The one time you convinced him to go a night without it he told you that you would both be miserable because of it and he was right. Dude was snoring and coughing up a storm, but somehow stayed asleep? You on the other hand were just seconds away from taking a pillow and ending it all lmao…

Hosea Matthews || WC: 500~

↠ Look, Hosea is, by his own admission, old and set in his ways.

Luckily for you said ways are for the most part pleasant.

Having been married for a great many years he’s used to sharing a bed with someone. In fact he finds it much easier to get to sleep when there’s someone beside him, but this is a thing that he never actively acknowledged until you came along.

↠ When he’s with you he’s a side sleeper with a penchant for spooning.

Definitely prefers to be the big spoon because our mans is a protector, first and foremost, and that’s something that doesn’t change even when he’s sleeping.

If you’re insistent enough, however, he’ll allow you to curl around him on occasion. This will definitely not be a super common occurrence, and he’ll only allow it if you’re in a place that he knows for certain is safe.

(That caveat is more so mean for the yeehaw days, naturally; in a modern au you know he’s got the best security systems that money can buy.)

Again he’s got his habits and he’s loath to break them at this point, but he’s not so stubborn as to be completely inflexible. He understands that compromise is a thing that any healthy relationship needs to survive, and this doesn’t only apply to the big things.

Still, don’t be surprise if you wake up with him curled around your front. He can’t help what his unconscious form gets up to when left to its own devices. After all, it’s in the core of his bones, that need to protect that which he holds most dear.

↠ If he’s by himself he tends to sleep on his back with one arm tossed over his eyes.

As he’s gotten older he’s found that sleep doesn’t come to him quite as quickly as it used to, despite his desperate need of it, so he doesn’t want to take the risk of an errant beam of light waking him early.

The downside to this is the fact that that arm is essentially dead weight for those first few minutes after waking up, and honestly that’s the best of it because the pins-and-needles, static-y feeling that comes with the return of proper blood flow is a bitch.

↠ He definitely prefers a warm room to a colder one when sleeping.

Dude’s up there in age and the last thing he needs is added stiffness in his joints because of the chill.

If it’s modern times he’s gonna keep the thermostat at a steady 70-74 degrees (21-23 °C) depending on the season. If it’s yeehaw days then he’s piling on the blankets until things are suitably toasty.

↠ It should also be said that he snores, but lightly.

Really it’s more like really heavy, drawn out breaths than a true, rumbly snore.

Still, it can get annoying if your sensitive to such things as his preferred positioning usually leaves your heads fairly close together, but it’s something that you’ll probably get used to over time.

Javier Escuella || WC: 600~

↠ Such a romantic, this one. He loves to hold you while you sleep.

He doesn’t particularly care how this happens so long as he’s got you in his arms.

His personal favorite is for you to drift off while facing one another, but he knows this can be a bit claustrophobic so he’s more than willing to entertain other options.

In fact he recognizes that being held while you sleep can be undesirable in general so he’ll definitely avoid playing you so tight if you so wish.

↠ If you’re not likewise inclined he’ll be willing to find a compromise that you can both live with.

He’s got no problem with just throwing an arm or a leg over you but otherwise staying to his side of the bed or any variations thereof—he just wants to be touching you somehow.

However if you’re one of those people that really needs their s p a c e he’ll give it to you, albeit begrudgingly.

Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with him curled around you regardless of how your initial positioning. Much like Best Dad Hosea, dude can’t help what his subconscious drives him to do in his sleep lol.

↠ When he’s alone he’s a side sleeper that likes to cuddle a pillow.

He really hates sleeping on his back as he just doesn’t find it all that comfortable for whatever reason.

The one exception to this is when he naps. The lack of comfort serves as a natural alarm clock that keeps him from oversleeping lol.

↠ He prefers warmer temperatures to colder ones, so if you like to keep a colder room then expect him to pile on the blankets.

In the yeehaw days this obviously works well for him during the warmer months, but come late fall/winter?

Bruh.

Cuddling isn’t an option or a preference then—it’s a gd mandate lol. Luckily you’ll probably be down for it as you’ll be desperate to keep warm as well.

Definitely the type to shove his cold toes and fingers onto various parts of your body to warm them up (and also to annoy you, but whatever lol).

↠ Regardless of if he’s alone or not he sleeps ~nude~

He’s got no shame when it comes to his body, and honestly if you’re at the point where you’re sharing a bed you’re already well acquainted with it, so by his estimation this shouldn’t be an issue.

If your sensibilities are a bit too delicate for this for whatever reason, he’ll put on a pair of boxers (or whatever the ye olde equivalent is) but that’s the most you’re gonna get lol.

While he loves to dress nice, when it comes time to catch some Z’s he doesn’t like being bogged down.

This is a big part of the reason he likes to keep the room on the warmer side when he sleeps; warmer temperatures means lighter blankets and he’s here for that.

He also loves the intimacy that comes from being in such a vulnerable state with someone else. Because of this he’ll encourage you to ditch the PJs as well. There’s absolutely nothing sexual about this request, btw—his love language is physical and sleeping naked with someone is about as close as you can get with them without doing the do.

It’s the combination of trust, love, and intimacy that goes into the act that really does it for him.

Plus sleeping naked is just super liberating/comfortable, in his opinion. It’s a small rebellion against societal norms and we all know that our mans is still a revolutionary at heart no matter the century, so he lives for shit like this lol…

John Marston || WC: 500~

↠ John’s a stomach sleeper whose positioning doesn’t really vary even when he’s sharing a bed.

Doesn’t matter if he’s got company or not, dude’s flopping down on his belly and taking up as much real estate as possible lol.

Yeah he really likes to starfish when he’s alone. It takes a bit for him to break the habit, tho the issues that we’re gonna get to in a second sees him striving to rectify this behavior sooner rather than later.

When he’s not completely spread out he tends to keep his hands tucked under the pillow, but like in a really weird way.

The left one goes under like normal, but he’ll like loop his right arm so that it’s coming over the top of the thing before going under it. So it basically looks like he’s trying to put the pillow in some sort of headlock-type deal lmao.

↠ The most that’ll change if you’re sharing a bed is his flopping an arm over your middle, and even that’ll be removed as the night progresses.

By his estimation all that cutesy, couple-y, cuddly stuff is just not sustainable for an entire night. Limbs grow numb and bodies uncomfortably hot…

He loves being near you, but dammit, he needs his sleep lmao.

If you want to cuddle save it for your waking hours. At least then you don’t have to worry about anyone’s arms going all tingly or getting drooled on.

↠ Like his big brother he runs hot—this is a large part of why he doesn’t really want to get too close while you’re sleeping.

It’s a comfort thing, for both him and you.

He doesn’t even want to be in his own skin when he’s like this so why would he inflict it on you?

…He may also be a bit self-conscious about the amount he sweats, both when he’s awake and asleep, so that also plays a part.

((Me, projecting my hyperhidrosis onto John’s greasy ass? It’s about as likely as you think lmao.))

It doesn’t matter how cold the room is either, he’s still gonna sweat because his body is a traitor like that >.>

Even if you don’t mind the sweat you’re not gonna change his mind about things. He’s super self-conscious about this and no amount of honeyed words is gonna fix that.

In a modern au he may consider getting Botox if the idea is presented to him, tho he’s definitely gonna do his research as he’s heard horror stories about botched applications in the past. He doesn’t think you can fuck up an armpit in the same way you can someone’s face, but with his brand of luck…

↠ He likes to keep the room at a comfortable temperature in modern au’s—i.e. room temperature—as he finds that if it’s too cold he’ll wake up stiff and if it’s too hot his sheets’ll be soaked through.

In the yeehaw days he doesn’t see a point in having a preference as the temperature’s gonna do what it’s gonna do. He just adjusts the amount of blankets accordingly and keeps it moving.

Josiah Trelawny || WC: 600~

↠ Josiah snores like a gd chainsaw—try to change my mind lmao.

Seriously, it’s always the people that are the most put together that have shit like this going on behind the scenes.

Ever since he was a child he struggled with this affliction. His parents wrote it off to the bad allergies that affected both themselves as well as the rest of their children, and while that was part of the problem the actual underlying condition turned out to be far more serious.

Turns out the lot of them had sleep apnea.

I’m p. sure this wasn’t a thing that they fully understood back in the 1890s, so they probably wouldn’t have been diagnosed properly.

↠ If you’re back in the yeehaw days you p. much just have to learn to live with the noise as there’s not much he can do about it, unfortunately.

In modern times we ofc have treatments for the condition, but they’re all pretty involved. So far he’s been getting by with a CPAP, but he hates the device for several reasons and has been considering more invasive solutions.

Tbh there are nights where he just cannot deal with that blasted thing and tries to go without. That… never ends well for anyone involved.

Luckily for him (and you too, honestly) there are some non-surgical procedures that have some promising results.

↠ No matter the century, please don’t tease him about his snoring.

He’s already hella self-conscious about it, and honestly doing His Best to keep it at a minimum.

Even mentioning it in a non-joking manner is pushing it, tbh.

Trust me, he’s already well aware of what he sounds like, and is doing all he can to remedy it—commentary is not needed or wanted.

↠ But unfortunate medical issue aside, he’s a pretty pleasant bed buddy.

↠ It doesn’t matter if he’s alone or not, he’s a side sleeper.

And no matter the date he finds that sleeping on his side is the best way to somewhat mitigate his infernal tendency to snore. Because of this he’s a spooner by default.

Definitely prefers to be the big spoon, but if its modern times and he’s using his CPAP that’s not really comfortable for either of you.

Luckily he doesn’t have any problems with you holding him if you’re that way inclined. He’ll link his fingers with yours and nestle your joined hands against his heart, and ahhhh~ It’s so sweet!

Look, he gets extra soft when he’s sleepy, okay?

↠ He’s a creature of comfort so he likes the temperatures to be adjusted accordingly. If it’s warm out he likes a cooler (but not cold) room, and vis versa for warmer months.

Unfortunately the yeehaw days didn’t allow for many adjustments to a home’s temperature.

This is in part why he loves to travel so much. When he gets tired of one scene he just picks up and moves on.

↠ Another one that likes to sleep nekked as he has a tendency to overheat otherwise.

Despite this he owns a lot of nice silky pajamas because he likes the way they look—and the way you look at him when he’s in them—not to mention the fact that they feel amazing fluttering against his skin.

But the minute it’s time to hit the sack he’s shedding everything before sliding between the sheets.

He can potentially be persuaded to keep on his undies if you’re really adamant, but he’s definitely gonna tease you about it.

That you still have the audacity to have a sense of decorum after you’ve both seen everything the other has to offer is just so cute to him, he cannot with you sometimes…

Doesn’t much care if you choose to sleep nude or not; in his opinion sleep’s all about comfort so you do you boo-boo.

Kieran Duffy || WC: 400~

↠ Oh is it time for bed? *koala mode activated*

↠ So, so clingy, but also so, so cute so it balances out–

–or at least he hopes it does.

You’re… you’re okay with him getting this close right? God he hopes you are, he doesn’t want you to feel like he’s smothering you or needy or anything like that! He just likes being close to you, even when he’s not fully awake to enjoy your presence…

If you’re okay with the snuggly sleeping conditions then please, for the love of all that is good and holy in this world, reassure this man.

If you’re not down with being played that tight he totally understands. Just break it to him gently and he’ll be all to ready to switch things up. He’s nothing if not eager to please.

↠ If given the choice he’d like to have you lying on his chest.

There’s just something about that position that screams comfort and trust to him. That you allow him to provide you with the former and entrust him with the latter is just *chef’s kiss*

But like I said, he wants this to be good for you too so he’s willing to fold himself into whatever configuration will best work for you both. He’ll give you as much or as little space as you want/need with no complaints on his part; he’s just happy you’re willing to share a bed with him, tbh.

↠ When he’s alone he curls up into the fetal position, usually hugging a pillow tight to his chest. It’s a comfort thing for him, and idk whether to find this precious or sad, honestly…

↠ Temperature-wise he just wants to be as comfy as possible.

If it’s cold out crank up the heat, if it’s hot turn on the AC.

Naturally these aren’t options in the yeehaw days so instead he’ll open windows and shed clothes or toss logs into the fire and pile on layers as needed.

↠ In modern times he’s definitely the type to turn on a fan and-or an air purifier for white noise.

He p. much keeps the latter on at all times (year-round allergies are a bitch), but sometimes he needs something a bit more substantial. The sound gives his brain something other than his racing thoughts to focus on.

If you can’t deal with the added noise he’s fine with putting on headphones if he needs a sleep aid. Even before you came along he would occasionally pop a pair on so that he could fall asleep to various white noise mixes, so it’s not a problem for him at all.

Leopold Strauss || WC: 600~

↠ Ngl, it takes him a while to get used to sharing a bed.

He’s spent the majority of his life alone so it’s not surprising that it takes him a bit to acclimate to having his space invaded by another person.

Okay, so ‘invaded’ is a harsh word, he knows this. It’s not as if you make him uncomfortable or he thinks you to be a nuisance or anything like that, it’s quite the opposite really. When you’re around it’s as if he’s passed into the eye of the storm that is his life.

If you didn’t have such an effect on him then there’s no way you would’ve gotten to the point where you’re bunking together.

But still everything has an adjustment period, especially something as monumental as this.

↠ Those first few times he’s gonna be stiff as fuck—and I don’t mean that in the fun way lol.

Dude’s p. much doing a spot on impression of a mummy, the only thing that’s missing is the crossed arms. He’s also gonna leave room for Jesus and all twelve of his homies lmfao…

Once he gets used to having you there he’ll move in a bit closer, but he’ll still be p. stiff, so take pity on him and close the gap. He’s so worried about making you uncomfortable that he’ll keep carrying on like this otherwise.

With that hill taken he’ll be open to experimenting with sleeping positions until you find one that’s right for the pair of you.

Personally he’s partial to being the little spoon as he gets cold easily and leeching off of your body heat is so much less taxing than trying to generate his own lol.

↠ When he’s by himself he’s a v. restless sleeper.

He’ll start off on his back only to end up hanging halfway off of the mattress or something else equally weird/uncomfortable.

Being as anxious as he so often is he’s prone to nightmares which is why he moves about so much.

He finds that he sleeps much more soundly with you around tho. Honestly your being in his life has done wonders for his health overall, and he’s forever grateful to you for that.

↠ Due to his health issues he’s p. much always cold so he likes to keep his home on the warmer side of this at all times.

For some reason when he’s sleeping he’s found that he gets even colder so expect to have a grip of blankets on your bed at any given time—doesn’t matter the century or the season.

He’ll remove some if you find it too unbearable, but you better be ready to be his new heat source because he cannot stand to be cold.

↠ In modern times he likes to listen to ASMR videos to get him in the mood to sleep.

A lot of times he finds it hard to get his brain to switch off. Not being one for employing the use of medication until all other option has exhausted he started looking for alternative solutions online, and eventually he stumbled across ASMR videos.

Ngl—at first he was like ‘da fuq??’ but he was desperate and had nothing to lose and so he gave it a go. Five minutes later homie was out like a gd light.

He now swears by the things, and has no shame in telling people he likes them. And honestly he doesn’t get the stigma?

At first glance it can seem a bit odd, yes, but there is documented proof of both the response and its effects on the body. It’s a natural and free high, so why not indulge?

His favorites are scalp massages, fabric scratching, and liquid sounds. His least favorite is inaudible whispers as he finds himself straining to hear what the person is saying which is the opposite of relaxing lol…

Lenny Summers || WC: 500~

↠ This adorable baby giggles in his sleep.

↠ A lot.

↠ You have no idea what it is he’s dreaming of that’s so damn funny, and sadly neither does he—he’s one of those people that rarely remembers his dreams—so it’s destined to remain a mystery to you both.

But that’s fine, you suppose, as the most important part is his cute little sleepy laughs.

Has definitely woke himself up before laughing and it was fucking adorable.

Has also woken you up as well—that was less cute, but like who can stay mad at that face? All it takes is for him to bust out the puppy-dog eyes and nuzzling hugs and all is forgiven.

Usually.

Sometimes more… involved measures are necessary to make amends, and he’s all for that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

↠ When you’re sharing a bed he’s definitely a spooner.

Will never admit to it, but in modern times, before you came along he had a waifu body pillow that he liked to cuddle up with.

No, he did not buy the thing himself. It was a gag gift from Sean (aka the worst bestie/roomie in the world). He’d found his friend hugged up with pillows enough times to figure that a body pillow would make for a nice birthday gift. But Sean being the asshole that he is couldn’t just get him a nice, normal pillow because that would be too much like right lmao…

Anyways!

He prefers to be the little spoon majority of the time, but he isn’t at all opposed to holding you if you’re that way inclined.

When he’s the little spoon he likes to face you. He’s like Arthur in that he’ll burrow down until he can smoosh his face against your chest; he likes to hear your heartbeat, it’s soothing.

When he’s the big spoon he’s doing it for your comfort so lay however you like, he’s down for whatever.

↠ Aside from liking to use a body pillow he was a lot like Sean in that he didn’t have a favored position. Whatever was most comfortable at the time is what he went with when alone.

↠ As far as temperatures go he prefers to be toasty af.

By his estimation you just can’t beat a nice, warm room and a pile of comforters.

Likes to put on white noise vids in modern times; he really likes winter wind/snowstorm sounds or rainy cabin ambiance for this as it adds to the whole ‘tucked away, comfy and safe, from the outside world’ vibe.

But if you like a different sound, or a quiet room altogether he doesn’t mind as the vids are a bonus for him, not a must.

In the yeehaw days he’d still rather be warm than cold. His body just does not handle chilly weather well (Colter was his own personal wintery hell). It’s like his body cannot produce enough heat to sustain him, which leads to muscle aches as his shiver response kicks into overdrive.

So if you’re partying like it’s 1899, fully expect for him to pile on the blankets before curl around you for the whole of the winter—not that that’s a problem at all imo…

Orville Swanson || WC: 400~

↠ Swanson is a rather clingy individual in general.

He knows it, you know it, and you both accept it as a part of your lives lol.

Unsurprisingly this trait carries over into his sleeping habits. Luckily for you he isn’t picky about positions so long as you’re touching one another.

↠ Ideally he’d like to be lying on top of you.

He’s not the biggest man so weight-wise this is usually doable, though various factors can make it uncomfortable for anything long term. He’s well aware of this so he’s more than happy to settle for any alternatives that’ll suit you as well.

Spooning is his second favorite position, though surprisingly enough he wants to be the one doing the holding.

This is his go to when you’ve had a rough day and-or are feeling vulnerable. He knows how comforting it is to be held—hell, you’ve done it for him more times than he can count so how could he not return the favor?

Ngl, it makes him feel strong as fuck when you ask him to hold you. Knowing that you look to him when you’re in need like that is just *chef’s kiss*

Ofc this isn’t to say that he likes to see you hurting in any capacity, but life is never as consistently kind to us as we would like. In such instances he feels so damn honored that you would even think to come to him.

He so often doubts his own strength, but when you rely on him like this it just makes his entire existence go full-on heart eyes…

↠ When alone he mirrors Kieran’s fetal curl perfectly.

*insert ‘They’re the same picture’ meme here* lol.

He would pull the blanket up completely over his head and sleep like that. How he never accidentally suffocated himself is a question for the ages…

↠Temperature-wise he’s all for the cold as he’ll take any excuse to cuddle up closer to you.

This was just as much of a necessity as a want back in the 1890s since heating solutions (aside from fireplaces) weren’t yet a thing.

In modern times, he likes to keep things cozy (I talked about that a lot back in ‘A’) so expect him to pile on the blankets, esp. in the summer when the AC is on. In the winter he likes to keep the heat kinda high so you don’t need quite so many comforters; in fact he prefers to have just one really heavy topper with a couple of thinner sheets underneath it.

↠ He’s a sleep talker, though he mostly sticks to single words. Very polite as well; you hear ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ a lot lol.

Sean MacGuire || WC: 700~

↠ The firebug doesn’t stop talking, even when he’s asleep.

And most of what he’s babbling about doesn’t make a lick of sense. Some of the highlights include:

“Mmmrpfh—ketchup, eat it, sir…” “Fuck-shit, yoooous all!” “Fight me Aragorn, you bitch!” “Tastyyyy breath, tasty…”

((shoutout to all the sleep talkers that I have been forced to live with throughout the years—your mildly annoying quirk has given rise to this foolishness lol))

↠ Aside from that he’s p. basic when it comes to sleeping.

He doesn’t really have a preferred position; he finds the configuration that’s most comfortable at the time and rolls with it.

In the yeehaw days this is a necessity as he rarely had the opportunity to sleep on a decent bed—or really any bed at all. Lbr, the junior members’ digs could be considered bootleg sleeping bags at best. Pallets and threadbare sheets are the norm, making comfort more of a distant concept than anything.

In modern times things aren’t much better because he’s a broke ass college student. He’s p. sure that the mattresses back in the dorms were left over from the 80s, and the one he’s been forced to buy for himself since moving off-campus feels like it’s made completely out of cardboard.

Seriously—he would not be surprised if he cut that bitch open and found leftover toilet paper tubes instead of springs and flattened off-brand cereal boxes where padding should be.

With options like these comfort becomes relative and being picky is a waste of time, ya know?

↠ When he’s with a partner he finds that sleeping on his side is usually the most comfortable option.

More specifically he’s a spooner. This isn’t done out of any lovey-dovey reasons, but rather because he doesn’t want to take a stray elbow or knee during the night lol. If he’s molded around your back (or vice versa, he’s not picky about that) then the risk is greatly mitigated.

The biggest problem with this is that leaves your heads p. close together so you’re gonna get to hear all of his one-sided convos with that good 4K clarity lmao.

↠ He’s p. flexible when it comes to temperatures.

He’s like John in that he doesn’t see the point in fighting against it during the yeehaw days (though unlike the older man he is more opt to complain about it) and in modern times he can adjust the thermostat/amount of blankets he uses.

If you like to keep the room super cold he’s gonna sleep with his socks on. And only his socks.

He once heard it said that the human body vents most of its heat through the top of the head, the hands, and the feet. Sleeping with a hat and gloves on would just be weird, yeah? But socks are totally acceptable.

Naturally he could keep the rest of his clothes on, but why would he deprive you of the majesty that is his body?

Less clothes means its way easier for the two of you to get it in should the want arise, and Sean’s all about taking the easy route whenever possible lol. Ofc he’ll encourage you to join in the fun, but if you’re not down he gets it, that nudist life isn’t for everyone, tho with a body like yours he doesn’t get why you don’t want to show more of it.

Doesn’t matter what you’ve got going on he thinks you’re sex on legs, so maybe it’s actually better if you do stay clothed—if you were on display at all times nothing but you would ever get done lol.

↠ On that note, I can totally see him as being one of those roommates that walks around naked from time to time.

Lenny has seen his dick so many times at this point that he doesn’t even blink.

Some may say that he’s taking the whole ‘be comfortable in your own skin’ thing a bit too far, but this is Sean we’re talking about here—he could always take things further so don’t tempt him lmao.

He will grudgingly put on some bottoms if you’re really insistent, though he doesn’t see what the big deal is.

Like he’s already been balls deep in damn near every hole you’ve got so why get shy now?? But you’re his baby and he always wants you to feel comfortable so if you need him to put Cú Chulainn away then he will.

((this jackass named his junk after an Irish demigod because of course he did lmao))

Simon Pearson || WC: 500~

↠ Another one who takes a bit to adjust to sharing a bed.

↠ The process isn’t nearly as involved as it is with Strauss, but it is annoying lol.

He’s not nervous about having you there at all, in fact he’s overjoyed to finally be sharing a bed with his sweetheart!

However, comma, once he’s knocked out he forgets you’re there and either rolls on top of you or kicks you or nudges you out of the bed lmao.

He’s so used to not having to take another body into account that he just doesn’t. It isn’t until he hears you yell and-or feels the retaliatory pillow strike that he remembers you’re there.

Ngl, this asshole’s gonna be laughing his ass off as he apologizes. What? It’s not his fault that you look so damn cute when you’re full of sleepy, yet indignant rage.

This’ll probably go on for a week or so before he finally stops assaulting you in your sleep lol. If you want to rectify things sooner insist on spooning. If he’s holding you from the start his brain’ll register your existence and you’ll stop falling victim to various rude awakenings.

Trying to be the big spoon yourself isn’t advisable at this juncture as there’s a good chance he’ll roll on top of you again and that’s the opposite of what you want.

↠ Once he’s gotten used to having you there he’ll find that his favorite position to sleep in is actually back to back.

Spooning’s okay for cuddles, but he finds it to be a bit uncomfortable when he’s trying to sleep. When you’re back to back, however, he can breathe freely and move about a bit more without having to worry about waking you.

Plus homie’s an ass man, so having your cheeks smooshed against his is a definite plus. Ofc spooning gives him this advantage as well, but at least this way he doesn’t have to worry about noticeably chubbing out on you when that isn’t the vibe lol.

↠ When he’s alone he usually sleeps on his back with one arm thrown over his eyes and the other across his middle.

↠ He’s also a snorer, tho it’s on the softer side. It only gets loud when he’s either extremely tired, sleeping off his drunk, or coming down with something.

↠ Pearson’s a big dude that puts out a lot of heat so naturally he likes a colder room if at all possible.

He keeps a comforter scrunched down at the bottom of the bed so that it’s within reach should he need it, but he rarely does.

Once you come along the pair of you will have to work together to find a temperature/blanket configuration that you can both live with.

If it’s the yeehaw days idk what to tell either of you as you can’t adjust the temperature much.

He doesn’t mind it if the pair of you have to migrate to completely opposite sides of the bed, or hell even if you have to sleep separately on occasion. Sleep’s such a precious commodity that he won’t begrudge you doing what you gotta do to indulge in it comfortably.

Uncle || WC: ~300

↠ The OG strong cuddler, Uncle’s gonna trap your ass into an embrace that you’ll have an extremely hard time escaping.

He’ll pull you into him—heedless of positioning for the most part, tho if you say something he’ll give you a chance to get comfortable—and then knock out and you’re p. much stuck that way until morning.

Seriously, he is way stronger than he looks, but I covered this back in ‘A’ so let’s move on.

↠ When he’s alone he tends to pass out whenever, wherever, and however he pleases.

What can I say—dude loves his sleep. Doesn’t matter what century he’s in, if he wants to catch some Z’s he’s gonna go for it right then and there.

Like Charles he’s given to sleeping like dead man so even if the positioning isn’t all that comfortable it isn’t much a deterrent or detriment to him.

Well providing it doesn’t trigger the ~L um BA g O~, tho if he’s drunk and-or tired enough he won’t even take that much into consideration.

↠ Temperatures don’t bother him much either, tho his back does tend to flare up in colder conditions.

Despite his lack of hard preferences he’d be lying if he said he didn’t prefer to avail himself to a nice, comfy bed.

Positions still aren’t a thing that he’s fussed over, in fact he’s got more freedom to sprawl in a bed as the whole darned thing’s comfortable.

On that note it should also be said that he’s another one that likes to let his limbs stretch out. This is only when he’s alone of course; when he’s got company he’ll get on his good WWE shit as previously established lol.

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𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝒂𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕 ♡

Bruno Bucciarati x reader(gn)

Warnings: general nsfw themes, nothing dark so dw.

A/n: and anotha one, but this time it’s my baby boy bruno 🥰🥰 (ps. I have a one-shot of him coming up soon but for now enjoy this).

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♡彡 A = Aftercare : What are they like after sex?

• Ok but hear me out, he’s the KING of aftercare and you cannot convince me otherwise.

He would run you a bath, and bathe you as well (unless you don’t want him to, in that case he’ll give you your space). Then he’d gently cuddle with you in his probably way too big bed and caress you until you fall sleep. Or would bring you some water and snacks so you don’t go to bed with an empty stomach 🥺

♡彡 B = Body : What’s their favorite body part of theirs? And yours?

• He likes his legs probably. I headcannon that he has ~gorgeous legs, so he probably likes them a lot.

On you, he doesn’t really have a favorite body part. I feel like he’d be the type of guy to love you as a whole, and doesn’t really notice details like that. But if you really want an answer, then I guess it’ll be your hands or something like that.

♡彡 C = Cum : Anything to do with cum basically.

• Idk why, but I feel like he cums a lot. Like, he shoots massive loads each time he cums. Which would probably be the main reason of why he’s not a big fan of cumming more than twice. And it would also be reason why he insists on cumming on you a lot of times.

Now don’t get me wrong, he loves the feeling of cumming in you and filling you up to the brim. But there’s just something in seeing you covered in his massive loads that just makes him go all fuzzy and 🥰🥰

♡彡 D = Dirty Secret : Share a dirty secret of theirs.

• He really wants to have a threesome with you and Abbachio.

He thought of it once randomly and now the scenario just keeps floating in his mind ever since. And he has a hard time trying not to stare everytime you and Abbachio interact.

Just the thought of you messy with his lipstick while both of them fuck you relentlessly makes him feel lightheaded.

♡彡 E = Experience : How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

• He probably had a little bit of prior experience, however it doesn’t really matter, because he knows what he likes and how to get it (while giving you what you want as well of course). So he definitely knows what he’s doing, don’t worry about it.

♡彡 F = Favorite Position : Self explanatory

• Not to be basic, but probably missionary or mating press.

I feel like he’s more of a soft service dom (who would sub or turn into a hard dom if asked), and a little bit of a classic romantic, so he probably likes to go at it soft and slow, for which missionary and mating press are prefect for.

♡彡 G = Goofy : How serious are they during the moment? Do they like to joke around?

• He’s probably really serious and focused on the moment, however if you laugh or joke at something and he finds it funny too, he would laugh, tho he’ll try to brush it off and go back at it again smh.

♡彡 H = Hair : How well groomed are they? Does the carpet matches the drapes?

• Oh he’s extremely well groomed down there, and everywhere else really.

Either completely shaved, or well trimmed, and would never EVER smell bad. He likes to take care of himself, so you would never catch this man slippin when it comes to that. (And yes ofc the carpet matches the drapes he has black hair lol).

♡彡 I = Intimacy : How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.

• Oh he loooves to be really intimate. Calling you sweet italian nicknames, praising you on how good you feel/how good you respond to him, kissing you constantly, grabbing your hands, etc.

And yes, he does tells you he loves you right after you both cum. It’s almost mandatory.

♡彡 J = Jack off : Masturbation headcannon.

• He doesn’t masturbate that often, but when he does, he likes to do it in the shower. Mainly so he can feel extra relaxed once he comes out of it.

♡彡 K = Kink : One or more of their kinks

• He’s fairly kinky, surprisingly, though he has a soft approach with them. Anyways, here’s a little list:

— Choking, finger sucking, praise (for both ways please 🥺), hair tugging (on him), spit (will spit on your mouth, no questions asked), anything to do with mirrors (main reason why he has a giant mirror somewhere in his room), LINGERIE (on both you and himself), edging maybe, cum play, pet play, and biting.

♡彡 L = Location : Favorite place to do it.

• Either his room, or his office. Probably his room the most, he likes the privacy and intimacy of it. However he can’t deny that the thrill of getting caught in his office is kinda hot.

♡彡 M = Motivation : What turns them on/keep them going?

• Knowing that you’re enjoying it too.

I feel like he’s a very giving person, so there’s nothing better for him than to know that you’re feeling as good as him, specially knowing that it’s him who’s making you feel like this.

Praise him and tell him that he’s doing amazing please 🥺🥺

♡彡 N = No : Something that they wouldn’t do/turn off’s

• Probably anything extremely rough, like impact play or heavy heavy degradation.

He already sees enough violence on the daily, there’s no need to bring it into the bedroom too.

♡彡 O = Oral : Preference on giving/receiving, skill, etc.

• Again, he’s a soft/service dom. Which means that he can and will eat you out as much as he likes only to make you feel good/show his appreciation.

However he does enjoy the blowjobs from under his desk while he works a little bit too much.

♡彡 P = Pace : Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc

• He likes to go at it slow and steady most of the time. Peppering you with kisses and whispering sweet stuff on your ear while he does it.

But he would speed it up or go a little bit more rough if you want him to. All you gotta do is ask~

♡彡 Q = Quickie : Their opinion on quickies, how often, etc.

• Not a big fan tbh.

He likes to take his time with you, so unless it’s a quick blowjob under his desk or something similar then don’t even bother to bring it up (mainly because he would tease you gently and make you wait until you both have enough time to actually do something about it).

♡彡 R = Risk : Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.

• He’s willing to take a few risks, if he thinks the cause for them is good enough. And he’s pretty open to experiment new stuff, as long as it’s not something extremely violent or rough.

♡彡 S = Stamina : How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

• To be honest, he can go for as many rounds as you want him to. Like I said earlier, he likes to take his time with you, so naturally, he does have the stamina to be able to do that lol.

♡彡 T = Toys : Do they own toys? Do they use them? On themselves or his partner?

• He owns a few toys, but mainly to use them on you. Like a couple of different vibrators, or buttplugs, etc. Though if you want to use them on him then he wouldn’t necessarily complain lol.

♡彡 U = Unfair : How much do they like to tease?

• Look, he might be soft and all. But this mf will tease the hell out of you when he’s bored.

I’m talking about secretly touching you under the table during a meeting, whispering dirty stuff on your ear as he passes by, taking you to a secret corner while you guys are doing something important just to have a little make out session and touch you just to leave you hanging. And stuff like that.

♡彡 V = Volume : How loud are they? What sounds do they make? Etc.

• He’s not that loud, but he does make a lot of pretty sounds.

Grunts and deep moans while he fucks you, also panting. Will moan while giving you head, or while kissing. And the only time when you’ll get to see him whiny and flustered is when you give him a blowjob, idk why.

♡彡 W = Wild card : A random headcannon for the character.

• At some point of your relationship he will get you a matching lingerie set like the one he wears under his suit. And yes, he’ll make you wear it constantly, specially if he can see bits of it through your outfit. He thinks it’s cute lol.

♡彡 X = X-Ray : Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

• His dick is a little darker than the rest of his body, like, it’s tanned almost. And he’s cut, for sure. Probably average length, but it’s more on the thicker side, and it’s quite veiny tbh.

♡彡 Y = Yearning : How high it their sex drive?

• Meh, it’s pretty regular. He’s not that much of a horny bastard, but he still likes to do it once a week or something just because he can (and if you’re up for it of course).

♡彡 Z = Zzz : How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards.

• He does get a little more sleepy after it, but he doesn’t fall asleep that quickly. Which is why he mainly likes to make sure you’re doing alright afterwards and just treat you some more.

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this week

man this week has been pretty heavy for me, nothing in particular happened but I just feel so drained out. I try to sleep early and get enough sleep but I still feel so restless. I wake up at 5am everyday to go to work and end my day at the gym. Im used to the routine but fuck idk why this week has been really heavy for me to go around. Especially at work where I have to put on this fake ass face and present myself to the respective clients...That shit is tiring. I feel like it probably is because of my calorie deficit but Ive done it before and it didnt feel like this. Im just really looking forward to the weekend right now so that I could just sleep in Zzz I worked a full day last weekend and I didnt get to actually sleep in on Sunday cuz I spent the early morning thrifting with my friends. That was fun tho, I guess my body clock is just so used to me waking up super early. Its only Thursday today, just have to get through Friday tomorrow and its the weeeekenndddd!! Kind of hoping that I get to spend my work day in Bandar tomorrow, if thats the case then Friday would pass by like a breeze. Socializing and interacting with people at work is again so tiring and draining, it drains out my energy and I dont even get to keep some for me to hang out with my friends. I guess Im getting old now, the big 30 is just 6 years away for God’s sake. I know I gotta make full use of my 20s, but this pandemic is really just taking a huge toll on me wanting to live my life. Some days I just wish that I dont even exist, probably just have my soul floating around in the world where I spectate humans but dont have to interact with them. And my fucking back thoooo, feels like I need someone to just snap my back and it’ll feel much better. Bye