#idk how they do it with the one combined braincell (affectionate)

[liam-summers]

#he's her honey

[definitely-not-an-alb]

Geralt?

Thank you for asking, too.

Sexuality Headcanon: What's a sesc-u-a-litty? Witcher. Okay so generally Geralt sleeps with random women because like he gets lonely and horny and if they aren't running away screaming he figures that's what you do about that, he guesses. But all his relationships (canon and fanon) have a big Treats-Me-Like-A-Person????-Sexuality. So like. I'm getting demi-aro-ish vibes? I guess? Like yeah he's gonna have sex with you but don't expect him to become like, romantically attached or anything. Also stop treating him like a person that's - that's weird. He's gonna have emotions about it and shit. Do you know how much time he spends on his own with Roach, having to think about this stuff? So yeah, I feel like he's vaguely demi-aro (if that's a thing) and bi, and he falls in love like a cat who loves swimming but pretends to hate baths to save face.

Gender Headcanon: Geralt is A Man, but with an extremely tired I Guess attached. Like technically he's a guy, right? Because boys grow up to be men? right? but also he's not a regular boy and he didn't grow up regularly and he can never really have any of the stuff that makes other men around him Men(TM)? He's never gonna have kids (*laughs hysterically*) or a family or a little farmstead or whatever, women and what men would want to be with him think he's repulsive (oh honey, no) - it's not even like he's different from other men as they among each other because of class or such. Like what do you do in a world where what's A Man and what's A Woman is very strictly defined in it's societal expectation and you're ... A Witcher, and there is nothing else and there are no girl witchers, and even if it’s not like it matters, so - shrug and go 'I Guess'. (Someone hug him pls.). But also I love all the trans hc in this fandom they are all great and I love them.

A ship I have with said character: Jaskier/Geralt and Yen/Geralt and Yen/Geralt/Jaskier, I guess? Idk haven't really met game!Jaskier yet, but I already like game Yen & Geralts 'exes who don't fuck but oh god the tension' thing more than I liked the show. I hear the books have Geralt/Yen cuteness in the form of Actually Canon Affectionate Interaction? And I guess in a three-way they'd annoy the hell out of each other and would also be an Unstoppable Powerhouse on account of combining maxed out charisma & luck, survival & fighting and magic & politic-ing stats and even archiving like one whole usable braincell between them, two, on good days, so like 10/10, love it.

A BROTP I have with said character: I haven't really met the other Witchers yet in the games, but I feel like the general vibe on my dash is that the Wolf School has big Cuddlepile Energy, so I'll go with that.

A NOTP I have with said character: I feel like I can never answer these because I'm always vaguely down for anything as long as it's well-written or explores something interesting, and otherwise I'm just MEHTP. Like for example I know a lot of ppl hate Geralt/adult!Ciri, and I get why, but also like. You could do something there. Narratively. But yeah I guess Geralt/Ciri as a NOTP?

A random headcanon: Geralt doesn't know non-enhanced humans can't really tell what kind of meat they're eating really well. Like he doesn't remember not being able to taste it out, and they can tell if it's good or bad meat and game or pork and such, so they must be able to tell what it is in stew and sausage, too? Right? So he's kind of the reverse of the 'I said it was horse piss, not that I don't like it' situation, where he kind of assumes ppl are way more down with eating things they Officially Wouldn't and are like. politely pretending they don't know what that is, and he doesn't want to upset them so he also obviously doesn't comment because it would be Rude and he doesn't want to Make Trouble. And it's not like he's going to be sick from basically anything served in a regular kitchen, so no harm done to him. He finds out this is not true because Jaskier bitches at him about 'always' (not true!) stealing his sausages 'like an asshole' and Geralt's just standing there like ... but I know you don't like horse I assumed you were just to polite to say something? What do you mean 'you didn't know' - just because there's a bit of groats and nutmeg and clove at it you can't tell if it's horse all of a sudden??? Are you kidding me, it tastes like horse.

General  Opinion over said character: Deserves All The Hugs. Like idk he hates himself so much and he deserves good things and ppl being nice to him. What little I've played of the games, I like a lot better than the series for him character-wise, because he's just a lot less ... one-note? And grumpy-assholey. And also doesn't take quiet as much lying down, at least emotionally. Or maybe that's just because I like to play him like A Bitch who’s Done With This Shit.

[ofstcnz]

✧ · ˚ . scarlett leithold? nah, that’s just pepper stanzial. you know, they’re the twenty one year-old socialite/reality star from manhattan, nyc… still doesn’t ring a bell ? come on, dude ! they’re all over ME.MIAMI’S homepage. it’s impossible for them to stay off of it because of the fact that they’re super obstinate & ditzy. they’re not all bad though, ‘cause they can be saccharine & alluring too ! you can totally tell they’re a leo… it’s almost scary. look, if you want to remember them, just think of baby pink silk dresses, glistening chandeliers, and glossed lips, and you’ll be golden. ( she/her, cis female. )

hey... it’s ley. i’m not even gonna really introduce myself, i just have no self control and i couldn’t resist scarlett any more. i’m honestly surprised i lasted this long. but y’all already know i’m a mess so let’s just get this shit started. 

full  name :  pepper alivia stanzial . preferred  names :  just pepper .   age  :  21. date  of  birth  :  august 4th. zodiac  sign  :  leo. occupation :  socialite, reality tv star. gender  &  pronouns  :  cis female, she/her. sexuality  : bisexual. 

character insp: paris hilton, london tipton, cher horowitz, blair waldorf, jackie burkhart, elle woods, stassi schroeder .

pepper is the third & youngest child of pierce stanzial and melissa stanzial (nee burke). has two older siblings named pilar & pheonix. all of the kids on her dad’s side of the fam have names starting with p its like tradition or some shit idk 

her mother was a socialite/supermodel that was super famous during the 90s (think kind of like cindy crawford??) and her father is a business man that owns an iconic hotel in NYC called The Stanzial & a business thats a parent company for brands like gucci, d&g, cartier, chanel, and victoria’s secret. so basically they’re extremely rich and come from really old money. 

pepper started out as a pageant girl cause her mom was like trying to live thru her ya know ?? so she did that and modeled until she was a teen... probs like 15/16. she still does model but is more focused on other things currently so its kind of been put on the back burner. 

her family started off on the real house wives of new york city for a season before breaking off to their own reality show cause they were a fan favorite. 

she’s pretty much known for just being this really hot, rich, dumb blonde who’s only famous because she’s rich and pretty and really has no talent lol. SO when she turned 18 and graduated high school, a reality show called “the simple life” was started. i imagine it’s probs on netflix ?? and has like 3 seasons by now. it’s basically just pepper trying to do people’s jobs so she can prove ppl who say she has no talent wrong and maybe “find her calling” but failing miserably cause she’s dumb and honestly ?? doesn’t even try that hard sdfhsksk (it’s pretty much the simple life w paris hilton.... maybe i’ll be able to come up w a more original name someday but for now... we’re sticking with this cause i’m tired.)

the part in the simple life where paris stayed out partying till like 5am and then hired a celeb double to pretend to be her cause she didn’t wanna work is def something pepper did honestly  

in reality, the stuck up dumb blonde thing is mostly an act. people are always really surprised because one you get to know her, she’s actually this really sweet and charismatic girl and def not as surface level as she comes off. sometimes she gets so tired of trying to keep up the act, but she still smiles through it bc she doesn’t wanna let anyone one down tbh 

here’s a few fun headcannons that i don’t know how else to fit in: 

she’s one of the most followed people on instagram.. she has like 163mil followers

writes literally anything ever in pink gel pen and has since like kindergarten 

calls everybody “bitch” but like..... in an affectionate way lmao

will say something slightly offensive but end with “in a cute way !1!1!1” for example, “you’re weird but like.... in a cute way!!”

doesn’t have a drivers license cause she lived in NYC and is rich af so why would she ever need one ??? she DOES carry around a barbie drivers license tho just cause she wants one & it makes her feel cool. just like this she’ll literally pull it out when asked if she has a license lmao i hate her 

ngl tied together with a smile by taylor swift is her theme song for when she’s feelin emo and bubblegum bitch by mariana and the diamonds is her theme song for like... every day 

says “that’s hot” and “loves it!!” because ofc she does

has 0 filter and just says shit without thinking about it, also has -2 braincells i’m not even kidding it’s a cursed combination 

she’s a spawn of satan but so is every single muse i’ve ever played so who’s surprised? not me. 

idk i think this is all for now ? but i’ll probs add more/change some later after i develop her more i’m still figuring things out :))

[dreamterlude]

druck s3e01, a review

As promised, here's the very long, very messy s3e01 review, clip by clip!

CLIP 1

Right from the start, I really like the way you can feel Matteo's solitude thanks to the use of the music and how it "stops" when the camera's on him, I think it's a really smart move to show how he feels, like he's worlds apart, detached from all what's happening around him.

Then the shot changes from a guy's hands, a girl with a gut tattoo (absolutely love it) and a girl's ass, Idk if this has any purpose but it's still a cool effect, so kudos to the cinematography.

The moment Matteo stands up and goes to the bathroom but Sara stops him and kisses him really sets the tone of their relationship: Matteo's face when kissing Sara says a lot about his situation, like he's hugging her but at the same time he's not happy about it, his face shows apathy and resignation.

Really really loved the scene with the boys in the bathtub!! I think it does an awesome job at "introducing" (we already knew them) them. They talk about some sex position and act like dumbasses, but again Matteo feels like he's not there.

The shot of Matteo looking at himself in the mirror goes deeper into his confused and ausent kinda aura, it's as if he was wondering what is he doing there in that party, what is he doing with his life in general, which honestly? hella relatable.

HIGHLIGHTS: Boys gang's one common braincell, "Kiki is the hypotenuse", Dónde está mi gente playing in the background.

CLIP 2

First of all I love Matteo's room and I can't wait to see more of it!

The song choice is so on point for this scene like wow, it really helps the whole "lazy morning after" mood and also has a high melancholic vibe, which is (imo) very Matteo.

Also, the use of the lyrics!!! "I woke up but it didn't go away" right before Matteo sees his mother's message, "did you expect me to cry" when he's touching Jonas' hair and "will you not think of me tonight" when he sees the number on Jonas' arm. So far Druck has been exceptionally good at the song choices and the way they use them so I'm not exactly surprised at how good this was.

Bringing back the moment Matteo touched Jonas' hair because it was really important!! I made a post about this, but the fact that Matteo only shows this softer side of him because he's "alone" says a lot about himself and it's actually really sad. Not only that, this moment also shows that he's not over Jonas, and that makes a lot of sense for me, because he seemed to be really into him back in s1 (s2 too but especially s1).

HIGHLIGHTS: "Why are you in Matteo"s bed" "I could ask the same" " I was waiting for you", Matteo's tracksuit + grandpa jacket combination, we love a fashion icon.

CLIP 3

Right from the beginning, the absolute chaotic gay energy of Matteo replying to Sara's pic with "cool" and the shrug after that, he's not even trying, he doesn't know what to do or how he got himself into that situation.

Once again, when talking to his friends and the girls it seems like his body is there but hia mind is miles apart. Also!! when Sam tells him about how good the party was and he agrees even though it's clear (for the viewer) that he didn't have a good time, I think this is a good way to show the viewers Matteo's "wish" to fit in, and how he's always pretending.

And then!! The Scene!!!! I've talked about this on other posts but the way Matteo and David checked each other out was so not subtle, I loved it. The slow-motion, the song choice, the moment their stares connected, then again when both of them turned their heads to keep looking... what can I say except poetic cinema.

Also major kudos to Michelangelo for Matteo's slight facial change, it really shows that the encounter with David shook him up, even though he still doesn't know why.

HIGHLIGHTS: The way Hanna looked at Jonas! I love that Druck doesn't forget about past plots and instead continues them with little details like this.

Unrelated but Matteo I'm begging you please wear a fucking belt.

CLIP 4

First of all, what's up with the teachers not wearing bras??? I have nothing against women choosing not to wear bras but like, why is this a recurring theme for the "Isak" season?? I honestly don't get it.

I don't think there's a lot to comment in this clip, it's basically a way to introduce Matteo and Amira's friendship (something I'm hella excited for) and to set the date for The Meeting™.

That being said, there were little things that made me love this clip, like Matteo's body language. The way he shrugs and rolls his eyes, you can really feel how (physically and emotionally) tired he is just by looking at him. You don't have to understand german to know what he's thinking, you can get a sense of it based on the way he acts!! All this is thanks to Michelangelo for being so fucking good at acting, like wow.

Another thing I liked was Matteo's mood getting worse after seeing Jonas flirt with that girl, as I've said before I like that they're showing us that he's still not completely over him, it makes it more real to me.

HIGHLIGHTS: Amira looking like a goddess in that pink hijab, Matteo's "nein" when the teacher called him out, the masterpiece that is "Idk, a blowjob".

CLIP 5

Once again, I love Matteo's room!! That yoga cushion he was using? a comfortable king.

There are 4 things that I want to talk about in this clip, first, Matteo texting his friends that he's also "busy". As I've said in the clips above, he really feels that he has to pretend to be someone he isn't and that's such a realistic side of being in the closet, I feel like Druck is doing a good job in showing that.

Then, the fact that he doesn't close his eyes when kissing Sara. He's not invested in the kiss (for obvious reasons) and he just wishes it would end, but at the same time he doesn't neglect it? Like he's in a level of resignation where he doesn't care anymore.

I feel like I mention this way too much but!! the body language!!! it's so important in a character like Matteo, who (so far) doesn't seem to be very talkative. When Sara asks him if they're together, you can see how uncomfortable he is with the idea but at the same time it's like he's trying to convince himself that this (being with Sara) is how things are supposed to be. Which, not gonna lie, is sad as fuck.

And finally, the moment in which Matteo asks Sara if she wants to watch a movie with him. She was clearly expecting something else (her face says it all), but Matteo looks content, almost happy. Maybe because of the relief he feels since he doesn't have to kiss her?? or maybe because he has someone keeping him company, someone that likes him and is affectionate with him. In this sense, I feel like Matteo is using Sara not only to pretend he's straight, but also as an emotional support, sort of. Based on the scene in the 2nd clip, he seems like a very touch starved person, craving for some affection, and right now the one who can help with that is Sara.

HIGHLIGHTS: "Should I do some research?" Matteo you absolute disaster gay. Sara being cute and lovely (I really hope she's not like other Emmas).

CLIP 6 aka The Clip™

Okay with this clip I'm going straight to Matteo and David's interactions because this is getting really long, rip.

The way Matteo's whole aura changes around David!! He's really trying hard to come off as a cool guy but David is highkey having none of that shit, I love it. Like when Matteo puts the joint on his ear and says "come on", excuse me? who is this smooth motherfucker and what has he done to my gremlin son? For real now, I love that we got to see this side of Matteo, and I'm really really excited to see more of it.

But also the way David was checking Matteo out when he was looking for the joint like, wow, he seems to really like him already (and I don't even mean in a romantic way, not yet).

The whole conversation they had is a masterpiece and I could say a lot about it, but my favorite parts would be as they follow:

David saying he "murdered someone" (the metaphor is strong here) and the subsequent "I murdered my parents joke" that comes from it. Weird humor sense but Matteo seems to like it, in fact he laughs! for the first time since the season started he seems to be present, invested in the moment, laughing!! Rewatching the episode, the change in Matteo's behaviour is really noticeable, he went from being ausent around his friends and Sara to being incredibly "present" during his conversation with David. Let me just say: poetic cinema.

But also the fact that Matteo hides his smile really quick, like he's still being guarded, like he didn't expect David to make him feel.

The!! eyelash!! thing!! This was such a nice, kinda awkward moment, absolutely my favorite one. Matteo growing some confidence and asking if he gets to make a wish now, licking his lips while looking at David, like... wow. I absolutely love that David asked him what would he had wished for, because it gave us some insight to Matteo's situation: he just wants to go away, which considering all he's been through, makes a lot of sense.

It also gave us some information about David! he said he also wanted to get away and go to Detroit, since that was where the best music came from. I like that with this simple conversation we got to know more about both of them.

Then, the way David's mood changed when Sara came in and kissed Matteo, he looked so... disappointed? He was like "gtg". Also, something I noticed rewatching the episode: when he said goodbye he only looked at Matteo!!

And last but not least, when Sara said "that's him, the guy Leonie has a crush on" and Matteo replied with "no I think that's someone else", I'm genuinely curious about this?? What is Matteo trying to do here?? I guess we'll have to wait 👀

HIGHLIGHTS: Amira, Sam and Kiki looking pretty as always, Matteo's face when Kiki suggested hugging teachers, Photoshop Markus, David's smile.

Anyways, that's it!! This got really long but I had a lot to say!! Druck has officially become my favorite remake, so I might do a review per episode if you guys like it uwu ♡

[ohoshi]

omg this gif was me reading your message (i can't put gifs into asks??): https://data.whicdn.com/images/325744811/original.gif

wait i think SAME about nct dream songs?? we can be trash together lmaoo. i love bye my first it's so cute and prob one of my top dreamies songs! i think my fav song might be dear dream (idk why i think it's like a combination of the raps + the lyrics + the minimal beats)

omg i agree make a wish nana looked SO GOOD!!! i loved his platinum blonde hair!! but really he looks good in all his hairstyles and colors of the rainbow like howww 😭 i think blue haired nana might be my fav but he looks so good/cute in the pink hair too (which not everyone can pull off)!!

black haired mark is definitely superior for me!! esp black hair undercut like superm jopping era (and also we go up). yes the other one we had in common was jaehyun!! and hehehe no problem im always here to push the mark agenda ;)) i ALSO agree regular-irregular jaehyun was best jaehyun....like him in the suit too??? im dead (i think it was the irregular office video? (and mark in that video licking the ice cream was so......wow. lmaooo im so whipped)

ahhh i totally agree when nana smiles it feels like the world is okay again 🥺 HAHA SAME ABOUT MARK LAUGHING honestly even if it's not funny, just seeing/hearing him laugh makes me laugh!! his laugh can bring world peace lol. i am curious what are your favorite nana/mark/jaehyun (any or all of the above) moments??

and yo same i am really out here writing a whole essay to you i am so lame haha but you know what it's okay cuz these boys bring us joy and laughter 🤗 ✨🧑‍🎄 (also srry abt the weird line spacing...idk why my phone does this)

👏dreamies👏have👏the👏best👏music👏 dear dream is so prettyyyy i love it!! 

ikr?? idols pulling off these weird pastel hair colors like how?? i’m so jealous 

AND YES OMG jopping mark attacked me like no other and i bareLY SURVIVED thank u mark lee for providing us with your beautiful and talented self; 

yeah ikr? regular-irregular jaehyun is so superior i have never seen a better looking guy in a suit  😍😍😍

hmmm my favorite moments.. this is kinda hard? bc i really love all of it... especially when it comes to nana! like i love all of his nana being clingy and affectionate and a confident gay™ with other members moments (like for example when he tried to kiss jaehyun fdaahagfaghda cuties, or whenever he tries to kiss other members and they just panic and back away gdshaf also there’s that one time i think dreamies were on weekly idol or something and mark said how all the members wake him up like ‘mark hyung wake up’ but jaemin says ‘oppa..’ HDGASHDGFAGH), or the random noises he makes in general? that’s so funny and precious (but also weird I LOVE IT) and of course him performing!!!!!!! the best thing ever!! he looks so good! i’m a basic bitch who is whipped for all his ‘ice cream’ parts in boom 

on the contrary to nana, i love all of mark being embarrassed, flustered and a panicked gay™ moments daghfshgafd those are the funniest thing ever!!! and also when he’s confused bc sometimes he has one functioning braincell (”is this butt really like okay?") and of course!! all the mark laughing at everything like it’s the funniest thing ever moments which we’ve already discussed! and i think that mark might be my favorite performer out of all nct members? he is most definitely my favorite idol dancer!! his style and technique are just my cup of tea so watching him dance is just.... *chef’s kiss*

and lastly, with jaehyun it’s kinda different?? he’s such a chill guy.. maybe because he’s older and therefore less dumb and more mature hagdsgaf but there’s just not some moments i really love and cherish (like the mark and nana ones) other than him performing. he is such an amazing performer! he can do it all! he can sing! he can rap! and boy can he dance! and he looks very g o o d while doing so oh my  💯💯   also he is the perfect looking man (and his birthday is on the valentines day what a walking cliche wtf) ??? ? how is he even real?? ?? ? -> so all jaehyun being the best visual in all of kpop moments are included here bc 🥰🥰🥰

was this too detailed??,,,,, anywho,,,, tell me about yours!!! 

[spirit-shroud]

so i made this post like. yesterday? two?? days ago? i dont actually remember but! i plotted out a ml fanfic while i’ve been working on my tabletop moonlighter junk and ive come to a few different conclusions about how Will might be in a few situations (read: the version i made up of him in my head that has literally 0 track to canon bc canon does not describe Will at all [as far as im aware, i havent finished the fifth door stuff / started ng+ yet + the wiki is abysmally empty and also not updated to the latest patch. im also not sure if any ml fanfic already exists??? but i also havent looked BUT ANYWAY]) 

like. idk to me the Ideal Hero-Merchant Will of Rynoka™ falls into that like. ‘rough around the edges but still good’ dumb jock category. like. hes probably like, nice within reason, maybe far too casual with everyone. playfully rude to friends who are equally playfully rude back. has a general idea of when it’s a good time to stop / be more formal / handle An Issue but also like. generally misses stuff when it comes to socializing? maybe has a tendency to be a little too into the ‘lightly roasting people to show appreciation’ gig?

on top of that, i feel like he can be p easily assigned traits like ‘one track minded’ / overconfident just bc like. that’s what we can see through gameplay and everything, like, thats just How Things Are. like yeah he has to run the shop and everything but that’s just a side quest on his way to doing more dumb things and pushing himself too hard >:c

so if you combine a jock that has like, maybe five braincells total, four of which are focused entirely on slicing through rocky monsters with a comically large sword, that one last cell clinging to not being a gross goblin who lives in the dungeons and only comes out to restock potions, you get like. a small mess of a human who is trying far too hard. like. you’re already like, mayor of rynoka through sheer capitalism power my dude please take a nap it’s been three weeks, 

(side note: does anyone in rynoka like. sleep? if the entirety of your night is spent in dungeons, and the vast majority of your day is trying to run a shop to fuel your addiction to, again, crawling dungeons, like. when do you sleep? bathe? eat?? socialize??? do anything?? like. not even zenon like... vanishes at any point. hes either awake chillin by a fire or wandering around town. ) 

and on a more fanfic-y/shippy note i think he’d be like. the absolute furthest thing from affectionate at all. like. a datemate is just a bro who also happens to like. live in his house sometimes and hold hands with him. like ykno that tweet thats like ‘i have a whole baby with someone but we dont have an anniversary / never formally started dating’? thats like. the whole thing here. that’s how i’d imagine that’d go down w this dude. not even due to like being emotionally distant or not invested in the relationship or anything it’s just the General Vibe™. like you live together and have like A Thing and one of you stops saying ‘no homo’ and its just like ‘well i guess this is real now  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ‘

also he radiates the vibes of someone who’d like. finger guns on reflex to pretty much any situation gone loosely awry. i am not sure how that came about, or why i associate that with him, but i reflexively finger gun all the time so he does that also.  

all of this kinda rolls back around to the like. two ways to draw him post i made a little while ago, in which his two modes are Total Hoarder Goblin™ and sweet white haired anime boy™. i think that’d be a p solid thing to reflect in any like, idealized version of him lol 

like at the end of the day it’s pretty much just like. making an oc that just so happens to inhabit an existing character’s body, but also he like.... doesn’t have a personality outside from Player Vessel™ and i will noT STAND FOR IT he’s MY BOY

EDIT // he doesn’t really have like. an age anywhere that i know of but i think he’s like. 19-25ish. he’s baby

thinkin abt what kind of character Will is considering the only thing we ultimately know about him in canon is that he’s an idiot