#idk hal is pretty gay to barry

[cessmaga]

demiromantic gay hal jordan is real cuz you can't make a romantic connection until you finally get lovestruck to your best friend who actually understands you and cares about you now you have no idea what to do

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Now that I think about it, the Dark Crisis Young Justice book also implied that Bart, when running low on speedforce energy, had to siphon energy off of Red Tornado and Superboy to function

Now, they don't say what kind of energy Bart took from them, just that they gave him energy and it was enough for Bart to do what he needed to do.

But realistically Kon can only give one kind of energy. Solar energy. And Red Tornado could be giving electricity from his battery or Bart could be siphoning off the kinetic energy from RT's tornadoes.

So I guess Wally isn't the only one who isn't picky about what he eats. Bart will take anything in a pinch as well.

Wally "I don't care where the energy comes from, I'll take it" West

Sure, he prefers speedforce energy but he'll take whatever you have to offer. Kinetic, electric, godly, he'll honestly take anything.

[thwackk]

AIIWJEIJWIW your art is so pretty I’m actually gonna cry. THE DRUNK HAL, young Barry, ROBIN AND RAVEN pls I love robin hes so sjskndbjd. I love how expressive and fluid all your drawings are😭😭🥰🥰 Also idk if you’ve seen this but there’s one scene from a movie where Barry’s mom just assumes he’s gay and I think about that a lot. ANYWAYS I love your art❤️😘🥰

THANKYOU SOMUCH WHAAAT?!2 this is so sweet omg thank you?? and YES I HAVE SEEN THE CLIP I THINK ABT THIS EVERYDAY

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family swap au stuff

haley’s circus was in smallville for a rest stop and john and mary went out and were killed in a car crash

it was the talk of the town and martha and johnathan decided to take in their orphaned son, as he was around kara’s age (kara had just landed a few months ago and they thought she could use some company)

they tried to keep the alien thing a secret from dick but it was hard for kara not to brag (i mean come on she’s like 10 have u ever met 10 year olds)

so dick knew and demanded to meet superman and thought clark was the COOLEST EVER

and dick and kara become besties and then one day they’re on a field trip and they go to a lex corp lab for a field trip and one of the workers “accidentally” spills something on kara and dick sort of.jumps in front of her? and then it gets on them both and there’s an electric shock that gives dick kara’s powers. she still has powers but now he has a weird version of them, too

after this clark takes kara & dick and they both move into his apartment in metropolis so he can keep an eye on them and be there for their training

this all ended up with dick and kara sneaking off to the fortress as soon as they could both fly and making themselves suits and supergirl and superboy were born

dick & kara co-found the titans which consist of kid flash, speedy, aqualad, aquagirl, wonder girl, and starfire

the titans eventually disbanded but before that happened kara & babs dated for a while. they mutually broke up when babs decided to move back to atlantis and quit being aquagirl 

when the titans disbanded dick and kara decided to. move on and be a lil more solo so they became nightwing and flamebird

they were still partners but they worked less with clark or the titans and more with each other or justice leaguers 

their home base is still metropolis but they worked on cleaning up bludhaven and work worldwide

b’ara is an atlanteian and she’s the adopted daughter of orin & mera

she grew up a princess and she learned magic from her mom

when garth became aqualad, b’ara (who’s around his age) forced her dad to let her be aquagirl alongside him and garth and babs joined the titans together

babs & garth were always friends but never super close?

babs dated supergirl for a lil bit but when the titans disbanded babs decided she wasn’t so sure about being aquagirl anymore so she went home to atlantis to work with her mom some more

at some point babs went up to visit with her friends for a titans reunion and while she was up there she got shot in the back of the spine by a mugger and was paralyzed 

she had to stay up in the surface for a while after that and started doing tech stuff to help her dad with heroing

this led to her going up to the watchtower and helping the whole jl once she got really good at tech

she still goes to atlantis & can swim around still (her arms are ripped af)

cass & jason were twins born of shiva and given to cain

when they were around seven shiva showed up and killed cain and rescued her kids, leaving them with someone to take care of them. that person, of course, immediately dumped the kids in the first waste hole they could find. 

jason & cass are left in gotham and they’re both mini killers who cant talk, all alone on the streets. fun times

black canary, who occasionally teams up with batman, was in gotham and found the two of them, cold and alone

dinah was sorry for them and took them in, just for winter to get warm so she could dump them in the foster system

then she got attached and taught them how to talk and they got cursed by the wizard (who approached dinah about some sort of alternate timeline or something) and now they both had the same canary cry and before dinah knew it she made ollie pull some strings to legally adopt them and jason & cass lance were born

dinah worked to re-train them and when they were 11 cass and jason decided that it was far past time they became superheros and snuck out as gold & red canary

dinah loves them a lot but they really give her a headache sometimes

the three of them live in an apartment in star city and crash at ollie’s place a lot and when roy got addicted and ollie kicked him out dinah brought him in (cass & jason were still pretty little then) and they all bonded and roy’s basically their brother now

when tim & kon restarted the titans cass and jason became reserve members since they were a lil older 

cass & raven became really close friends through the titans

jason is close with gar and kid devil and others idk

cass and steph, another reserve member, become pretty close and become known as a nightmare pair

speaking of steph, 

she and her parents move to central when she’s like 3ish and crystal dies when steph is six

when steph’s 11 flash brings down cluemaster and adopts her

steph pressures wally into telling her how to get powers and executes the procedure and survives 

around this time, wally hung up the KF mantle, so she took it on

it only lasted a few years before she, too, had to give it up

when barry died and wally became the flash, steph picked up the mantle of dart and bart showed up soon after 

steph was a reserve member of the titans and befriended cass lance

she dated courtney whitmore when she was kid flash but when she retired they broke up

when she was dart steph & cassie got together and have been going strong since

she and damian became friends and ever since whenever hal looks at steph he gets a mini heart attack

t’hym m’orzz came to earth at the same time as his sister m’gann did, and they both sort of hung around before j’onn introduced them to kon, who’d recently come into existence, and the three of them hit it off and from kon’s older brother dick’s encouragement they re-started the titans

soon enough people like bart and cassie joined, bringing along steph and cass and jason and raven and gar an

t’hym and kon started dating and making plans to see the stars and generally being gay

duke thomas’s parents were killed by a wonder woman villain, and diana took duke in

duke convinced her to train him and she did 

the gods found out about this and blessed him with some powers (strength and flight) and he became wonder boy

he’s never been to themescyria and doesn’t really want to intrude or anything

he and cassie are best friends and when cassie joined the titans he wasn’t far behind

duke & diana have a mother/son relationship and cassie jokingly calls him her nephew since she and diana are sisters

duke and bart have mutual crushes on each other and are skirting around the issue atm

damian was dropped off with bruce and he was trying to convince him to be batboy or something when a green ring descended from the sky and announced that damian was the youngest green lantern of earth ever

bruce begrudgingly took him to hal who stuck him with jessica and simon

damian and jess immediately got along really well and it took longer but he and simon eventually got along, too

the three of them are known menaces among the green lanterns of earth and hal is eternally faceplanting at them all

damian & steph met when hal & barry started dating and all the lanterns decided to shovel talk barry

damian voice: allen PLEASE break jordan’s heart i don’t want him to be happy

steph: [snorts in laughter]

anyway damian & dick met when jon befriended damian (as new members of the new titans) and jon invited him over and dick was like “this is my new brother”

damian: hey father i have a new brother and sister now

bruce, tiredly: who

damian: stephanie allen and dick kent

bruce: im moving to ethiopia 

(feel free to ask me or my artblog @sam-and-crystal if you have any questions! <3)

[stolligaseptember]

let’s talk justice league

OKAY so first of, because it has been what everyone has been arguing about over the last couple of days anyway

the amazon outfits

okay so here’s the deal;

the amazon warriors are still wearing, at least to my very untrained eye, the same armor as they wore in wonder woman

ad rem; they were not wearing any more revealing clothes

now, the point of discussion is rather the guards of the motherbox

there were about 6 or 8 of them, that guarded the temple where the motherbox was being kept, and they are the ones wearing the outfits that you can see in the pictures floating around social media lately

and i’m not going to defend that, because it’s still an objectifying decision, even if i guess you could argue your way around that the temple guards doesn’t need as extensive armor as the warriors, seeing how they don’t actually take part in any actual battle, but w/e

the amazon warriors are still wearing their original armor from wonder woman though, and they are still kicking ass

and like

the way they kick ass

ngl, the amazon section of the movie was my absolute favorite

the way they just kept sending the motherbox forward, refusing to let anyone stop them was just

argh

i’m so empowered and also kinda gay

i also really enjoyed the atlantean portion of the movie, short as it was, and my darling mera, i can’t wait to see more of you in the aquaman movie next year

but the actual movie justice league?

i... enjoyed it

but it isn’t... solid

like, you can tell that it was a very fractured mess of a production

because it has the heart, i think it has the basic storyline, and the actors have the chemistry, which is what i think is you need to produce a solid movie

but it never quite succeeds in tying it all together

like, it doesn’t really feel like a movie

it just feels like snapshots stacked on top of each other, trying to tell a story

which doesn’t make for the best cinematic experience

and it makes me so sad, because this movie had so much more potential, like i said; it has the heart, it has the story, it has the chemistry

but it just never quite succeeded in tying it all together

it’s also too short

i haven’t really kept updated with the production news, but they’ve been forced to cut it down??

which is very sad

it’s just this side of a little too rushed, and i really missed some key scenes from the trailers

most notably diana and bruce being the Literal Mom And Dad of the league down in the batcave, alfred’s “i hope you’re not too late” (because who was that even supposed to be addressing???) and then clark’s “i’ll take that as a yes”

this also ties back to how the movie feels like just snapshots stacked on top of one another; you don’t really get the storytelling in between, which really builds a story from the core

i was also not a fan of the superman resurrection plot

superbat is real, and bruce is so in love and so heartbroken, but i just

idk, it just didn’t sit right with me

like, don’t get me wrong, i adore our clark, and i like superman

but i would have really, really enjoyed getting to see the league, as they were advertised, trying to save the world on their own

because their sequence fighting steppenwolf before clark showed up was magical, and some really hecking cool teamwork

and then superman just felt like an unnecessary deus ex machina, and just

no

nah

and like, while bruce’s “he was a better man than i am” was very gay and very much appreciated, i wasn’t really a fan of the insistence that what the team really needed was clark

like, let bruce take that responsibility, no matter how reluctantly it might be, and let him build that with diana

i also guess it’s because this wasn’t how i expected clark to come back

like

i guess it’s because i wanted it to be of clark’s own volition??

because dawn of justice built that up!! clark’s heartbeat was there!!! he wasn’t really dead!!!!!! we knew he was coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and yeah, idk, that whole plot point just didn’t sit right with me

i also feel like all that time they spent on that plot could have been spent in so much better ways

and yeah

just not a fan

i also really wished they would have given lois more space

like, i know, she isn’t really a part of the story, but she really, really lost a lot of her agency

she was really just superman’s love interest in this, and i’m not a fan of that

batfleck is growing on me though

i’m slowly coming around to his whole aesthetic

the batmobile is very cool my brother-in-law is going to enjoy this one

and the whole detail of him using a petty criminal to lure out a parademon, and then just leaving him tied up and abandoned on a gotham rooftop was so spot on

but just let him have his batfam already

like, when bruce asked for the nightcrawler, my brain shortcircuited, and for just the tiniest little moment, i thought he said nightwing and i just went !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! until i realized what was actually going on

i know people have been uncertain of ray fisher’s and his performance

BUT OH MY GOD

he’s truly the cyborg we deserve

oh my gosh

i’m really looking forward for them to get the time and space to really flesh out his backstory in his solo movie and for him to grow even more as a character

because wow

it was so good

ezra miller as the flash was everything i never knew i needed

oh, the sweetheart

he’s a dorky jewish boy who’s possibly autistic?? who just wants to save people and make friends

and he brought both the humor and the depth, and i’m so in love

also, what even was his running my darling

i’ve been so PUMPED for jason momoa’s interpretation of aquaman

and oh man, was i not disappointed

he just wants to rock n’ roll, and oh my god, i can’t blame him

it was just

so much fun

and i feel like he really got the short straw in the backstory section, but that may be because of his movie coming up already next year

because i was really intrigued by atlantis, and arthur’s place there, and his entire relationship to it

and even though i’m not really a fan of his animosity with mera, it’s gonna be pretty exciting to see them grow into the power couple we all know them to be

i’m not even ashamed of this; i cried during diana’s introduction

i just love her

so

much

and one of my biggest fears before the movie was that diana was going to lose some of her agency

but she’s still the wonder woman we know and love, keeping her faith in love while kicking guys asses

i also love how they dealt with her leadership role, because it really placed her on equal ground with batman and superman

and this is the holy trinity we deserve

i would have so absolutely adored diana and arthur’s teamup against steppenwolf, if the events of the flashpoint paradox didn’t leave a sour taste in my mouth every time i see them standing next to each other

and why is dc like this

AND SPEAKING OF i literally screamed at that one lantern sighting, and just give us hal you fuckers

i really, really loved how easily clark took to both victor and barry though

because he already kind of knew bruce and diana, but he opened up so quickly to both victor and barry, took them under his wing and joked around

and he really is, as my favorite trash can once put it; america’s dad

and please, please, can i get dinah in the dceu PLEASE

but the most logical opening for that would be in the batgirl movie that joss “motherfucker” whedon is directing and NO NOPE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLS YOU CREEP

you could tell that the fucker had rubbed his disgusting little hands all over certain parts of the movie

and i want to cry

it deserved so much better

another one of the controversies that i’ve seen playing out all over social media, even though this was some time ago, was the mass destruction

which is very valid criticism, because it was such a huge part of both man of steel and dawn of justice

but they actually thought that through

yes, they completely destroy almost an entire city

but they have that city be a mostly abandoned nuclear power site, with very limited civilians around, and they do make a huge deal out of getting everyone out before someone gets hurt

and how it in the end becomes a kind of alien garden was kinda sweet

and speaking of “just this side of a little too rushed”; i actually can’t remember the end of the movie??

like???

did they become a proper team?? is the justice league an established force to reckon with now??? do they have team meetups??????????

OH NO WAIT I REMEMBER NOW

bruce is making a hall of justice

that was kinda sweet tbh

BUT I ALMOST FORGOT

that opening was so beautiful, and i cried, and i really do love the dceu after all

[jasonvtodd]

gay was referring to... idk the last two weeks of your life maybe hmmmmm idk man you tell me what's gay

just the last two weeks? :///

and whats gay you ask?

@bcydbeaulieu is pretty fuckin gay

some of the Best Books are gay

im pretty fuckin gay

ronan lynch 

hal jordan saying if you need me, just look to the stars to his ‘bro’ barry allen

take me to church by hozier

diana prince is a wonderful bisexual icon

nanas amazing, iconic (forever unfinished) story, the winter sins, was pretty fucking gay @todorokishto

hayley kiyoko

apples (re: the rifter series)

the illiad

T2 ( @moonijooni knows)

the way nick carraway speaks of his, good friend, jay gatsby

ice cream cake

my bed

my wrist (re: bi bracelet laura made me)

my lockscreen ( @haljordon 👀)

skittles

talk is cheap by chet faker (i made it gay. with the help of jo)

marcus keane

green lantern corps v2

annd ok ill stop now BUT YOU GET THE IDEA

[mc-dude]

so you say barry has gay feelies but wears heelies to escape them bc he doesnt believe/accept them at first bc hes from the closed minded midwest but hal like accepts his feelings and knows hes into barry right, so what if barry found out hal was into him before he accepted his gayness like way before hes ok with them what would speedy gonzalas do?

Yeah!! I HC that Hal is way more comfortable with his sexuality having grown up in a super liberal area & isn’t afraid to flaunt it around..

but barry probably never really even considered?? being anythin other than straight bc lbr his dad was kinda a dick in the comics before he was thrown into jail and he’s one of them super 60s “must be as manly as possible” guys who likes to fish, camp, grow lotsa hair, eat beans from a can… that kinda thing.. also he grew up in missouri during a time when that part of the world was extremely homophobic (and still is…. rip) and i wouldn’t put it past him to be homophobic himself and have that influence barry as a child.. barry was always a mama’s boy but he did yearn for his father’s approval so even if he did have any thoughts abt boys as a youngin i think he would have smothered them pretty fast bc he didn’t want to disappoint his dad..

also barry was the weird kid in school (canonically) where he was avoided by people & whispered abt because his dad was in prison for murder and i feel like any thoughts barry might have abt boys would definitely just make him more of an outcast in school where he was desperate to try to fit in & make friends.. again, especially in missouri where people aren’t known for being particularly progressive.. its a super conservative area and any young gays at school were probably made fun of & ostracized B( which barry already knew well and didn’t want to give the other kids more of an excuse to avoid him & call him weird so he quickly smothered any Thoughts..

like barry never was homophobic at all just?? never considered that he might be a Gay because he got so used to smotherin any Thoughts.. never was super attracted to any dudes so it never really struck him as a Thing until he met Harold and felt that flutterin in his tummy.. and that just makes him confused at first because he doesn’t know why Hal makes him feel so flustered!! bc he never considered that he would be anything other than straight!! just didn’t cross his mind tbh!!

ANYWAYS.. yeah if Barry found out Hal was lusting after him (hal’s biggest fear tbh.. bc he thinks that maybe barry would avoid him / stop being friends with him if he knew how much he wanted him?? so he just hides it away bc he can’t lose barry’s friendship B( ).. like if hal got loopy from concussion one day and mumbled something about how cute barry was or how much he wanted to kiss him.. idk i don’t think barry would be very upset? like he wouldn’t be uncomfortable or anything.. maybe embarrassed? because he never thinks of himself as a desirable dude.. like the thought of people wanting him sexually is so absurd to him it just Does Not Compute..

idk I don’t think he would say anything to Hal.. just think on it for a bit.. mull it over.. maybe slowly realise that he’s okay with hal wanting him like that and.. maybe wants hal like that too?? not sure!! confusing!! confused all the time!! stressed abt this! never thought he liked dudes.. but considering it now!! slowly getting more comfortable.. watching hal talk about his crazy sexual exploits and maybe realising that liking dudes isn’t that big of a deal?? dunno why he thought that before..

anyways i think barry would mostly be flattered and also confused as to why the thought of hal wanting him like that makes his tummy fluttery so much.. hmmm!! i wonder why!!!!!!!!!!!!