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her perfect fingers, shoved down your throat as she implored you to suck on them. blonde hair entirely a mess from your own making. delicate hands running through from root to tip but now the golden ends kiss your chin, providing a tickle up your spine.
daring blues fall into your gaze as abby smirks, your hips bucking at her thigh wedged between your legs, clit throbbing at the friction. “isn’t this what you craved, baby?” taunting you with sultry as if it’s needed. anything she does and your putty in her hands.
she giggles maliciously as she pushes more pressure onto you. you moan, but it’s muffled from her fingers stuffing your mouth. “so fucking pretty, pathetic, but you’re goddamn perfect.”
“want you to cum for me again, yeah? use me and get off like the pretty baby you are.” you nod reverently as your slick coats her.
“now suck.” you hollow your cheeks and do as instructed. her mouth quirks up as you follow orders. it’s fucking sinful how much she gets off on it but god, you’re such an angel like this. fallen from grace, splitting yourself in half for more — willing to do anything.
as she pulls her fingers out, she wipes her tongue on the flat of your tongue as the drool collects on your chin. she smears it down your neck, leaving the remnants to dry on your sternum. abby’s hands travel to your soft stomach until she circles on your clit.
your body twitching, trying to chase the high, already sensitive from from the past two orgasms she’s given you. “i know. you’re so desperate to come…” she pushes your hair to the side, making your body tremble further. “show me how much of a filthy whore my baby really is. yeah? can you do this one little thing for mommy?”
#idk even know what this is#the result of me on my period ???#HELP#abby anderson#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson x female reader#abby anderson x fem!reader#abby anderson x you#abby anderson x y/n#abby anderson smut#abby x reader#tlou#tlou2#the last of us#tlou x reader
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tw/ rape and non-con
soap and gaz would definitely rape perv!reader
they'd conspire together, planning how they'd take you and when. i mean, you're a filthy, little whore and you need to be put in your place!! maybe if they rape you a little, you'll stop whining and begging for their attention, even when they're in the middle of important reports. they just wanna scare you off, to see the fierce and demanding girl cry and shake.
god, if you're perverse because you're a virgin — untouched and unused and overall desperate to feel a thick, hard cock inside your cunt for the first time — then they'll be ruthless and brutal with you. they'll make sure that you'll be scared to feel it again, all while the other comforts you and tells you that they're not raping you, they're giving you what they think you need and deserve! a nice fucking!
and when you cower away from them for weeks on end, sobbing at their pressence because you're scared they'll hurt you again — they'll just manipulate you and gaslight you while the other cooes at you in an attempt to sway your mindset further, that they didn't rape you, that you shouldn't throw that around :(
#idk even know what this is#tw: rape#tw: non con#orla speaks#soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soap mctavish#gaz cod#gaz modern warfare#gaz call of duty#kyle gaz garrick#gaz mw2#kyle gaz garrick x reader
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random marine: is anyone here straight
sengoku: honestly at this point i dont think any of us are even a little straight
garp: there is time I had to question if being a marine made me like men
tsuru: ive been liked women
akainu: *puts hand up* me
kuzan : i know damn well you aint taking put your godamn hand down
kizaru *puts akainu hand down* ive been gay as shit if yall hadnt noticed
#one piece marines#monkey d garp#sengoku#aokiji kuzan#tsuru one piece#akainu sakazuki#sakazuki#kizaru#one piece#idk even know what this is
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No. 30
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“I told Superhero we were married so he would help fight against Supervillain.”
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Villain takes Hero’s hand into his lap and worries his thumb over the ring—their fake wedding ring—like he knows each arc of metal, each facet by heart, like he’s known the ring for years. Even as a participant in this charade, Hero thinks he could be convinced that Villain cares. He thinks, as Villain’s fingers wander and trace the scars across his knuckles, that this could all easily be real.
“Darling,” Villain calls, shaking him out of his reverie, “why don’t you tell him? About how it began.”
Darling. Villain has jeered that name throughout many of their fights, but the word has never been soft, never been breathed over the shell of his ear. Hero twitches. He hides the flinch with a smile and turn of his hand. Taking his cue, Villain slides his palm over his own, and Hero sighs, leaning into Villain’s side, looking lovesick as he ought to be.
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“Finally!” Sidekick teases when Hero shows them the ring.
“No,” Hero sighs and takes the ring off, setting it on the table, “it’s not like that. It can never be like that.”
“Oh,” Sidekick whispers as Hero slumps into his chair, “you’re actually really torn up about this. I knew you liked that white-picket, married life shit, but you look like the dry cleaner ruined another one of your capes.” Sidekick sits in the chair opposite of Hero and pauses. The silence is long, condemning. “Oh, you poor thing. You actually like him, don’t you?”
Hero lifts his head from the cradle of his arms. “I can’t do this. I can’t have him acting like he actually cares for me.”
“…like he actually cares for you,” Sidekick repeats slowly.
“Yes?”
“It’s a good thing you’re pretty, you know.” Sidekick pats the ring and smiles when Hero’s hand flinches toward it. “Because I really thought you were smarter than this.”
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Villain’s had a hand on Hero’s back all night. Hero almost tripped forward the first time his palm pushed against his spine, leading him further into the finery of the gala hall, but it soon became a comforting weight. When Villain spoke to another attendee for too long, Hero leaned back into the touch. Villain would thrum his fingers and murmur ‘patience darling’ before leading Hero off to the next businessperson or reporter.
After coming back from the bar, Hero decides to return the favor. Smiling, he sidles up beside Villain and slings an arm behind him, resting his fingers over the edge of his waist coat. He settles a thumb on the curve of Villain’s hip as her proffers a flute of something fizzy and pink forward.
He doesn’t register Villain has stopped mid sentence in his conversation till both Villain and his conversation partner—holy shit that’s Superhero—turn toward him.
“Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you,” Hero flusters, about to withdraw his hand.
“It’s fine, darling.” Villain reaches down and flattens his hand over Hero’s, holding it still against his hip, “I just wasn’t expecting you so soon.” Sending a reassuring grin to the both of them, Villain takes the drink and continues the conversation, “now, where were we?”
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“You’re not wearing your ring.” Villain observes, sagging against the wall beside Hero.
“We’re in battle. Of course I’m not going to wear it.” Hero retorts and fingers around his collar until he hooks something—a necklace—and drags it out. “Anyways, I do have it.” The ring hangs from the chain, glittering like firelight in the dark, and Hero squeezes it in his hand. “I keep it like this so I don’t break it.”
Villain stares at the ring, at the ash and blood on Hero’s fingers. He laughs and pulls out a necklace from beneath his own collar. His ring hangs just the same. Sighing, he folds it into his hand and rests his forehead on the tense line of his knuckles.
“I wish we had more time to pick these out. We picked the first pair they showed us in the store because we were in such a rush.”
“I like them.” Hero holds his ring tighter. The gem cuts into his palm. “They’re a good memory—they’ll be a good memory, after this is all over, but you’re right, I would’ve gotten you something different. Something sleeker and dark, like your suit.”
“You would’ve gotten me-”
“Say, how bout once this is over and Supervillain is dealt with, we get new ones? I mean, not that soon. There’s no rush, but-”
Before Villain could string out a response, a crash sounds from behind them. Dust plumes over the wall they’ve sheltered behind and Villain lunges at Hero, yanking him up by the collar. His smile is feral and he grabs Hero’s hand, the one with the ring.
“Darling, your timing is terrible.”
#writeblr#villain#writing prompt#hero#prompt#villain prompt#hero prompt#writing#villain x hero#hero x villain#idk even know what this is#fake marriage#fake marriage AU in less than 900 words
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@anyfight's raefer mcclellan says, " breath in and out. "
a pair of pink, satin pajamas that remind her of a.udrey h.epburn rest over her skin and she clings them closer to her. a gift from mrs. eastman with a comment about how she's grown out of nightgown by now. it was an act of pity. a white flag in their on-and-off war. but she was delighted by the prospect of not having to wear gowns to sleep anymore. how girlish of her. there are heavier weights on her shoulders, yet she's concerned about what she's allowed to wear to bed. if she closed her eyes and really tried, she could pretend that she's older than she is; that all of this is completely normal.
the moment the tests were positive, she's been playing a role she hasn't quite grown into. johanna was flying through life. trying to keep her head down. pinching herself while her guardian scolded her over and over again, just to prevent herself from covering her ears and facing a worse scolding. but now that there's a newborn sleeping in the previously empty bassinet and that she's fitting into her old clothes again, it's come to a screeching halt. the future was blurry just a month or two ago. but now... where are they going?
and what happened last week only solidified the need to do something.
❝ ---and then what? this is all just going to happen again! ❞ hands run down her thighs, before grabbing at the fabric. she tried her best to stay calm. not let her guardian win. try to show that she knows what she's doing ( at least a little ). instead, johanna is caught in the middle of a ramble and barely hears what riff is saying. ❝ i can't, ❞ she whispers. but she does try to squeeze a breath through heavy lungs. johanna wishes she could be brave. when mr. bamford drops riff off, it's usually earlier in the day. she can usually put herself together enough to be the strong one, pretending that it hadn't scared her as much as it had so he wouldn't worry about her.
another breath, rushing through her chest too quickly and leaving behind a sharpness. ❝ he was worse. ❞ before the dress and the courthouse, johanna was convinced her guardian would have her sent away when he inevitably found out. a girl's home or even one of those asylums in england. but he couldn't stand being out of control of her for that long. ( and those places are supposed to help girls like her. he couldn't risk that. ) ❝ i thought-i thought... ❞ she sits on the edge of the bed, ready to jump back up at any moment. ❝ i thought he was going to hurt me again. and that you weren't ever going to come back. ❞
the thought of single-handedly raising their daughter is terrifying enough. in that case, her guardian would lose all patience. riff protects her---to the point where something like this happens and he does it over and over again---what if he wasn't there anymore?
❝ you can't do anything that has the chance of even slightly irking him. ever again. ❞ it isn't the first time she's said it. johanna has the feeling this isn't even remotely close to the last. ❝ she already grew so much while you were gone. ❞ i don't want you to miss our daughter growing up any more.
#idk even know what this is#*❈ ‣ have you decided it’s safer in cages‚ singing when you’re told? — ( interaction. )#*❈ ‣ i have to run away‚ i have to sit and stay; i'm gonna live a life where i'm proud of the way that i spent my days — ( v: hawkins. )#anyfight#prison tw#ask to tag
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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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thinking about a Damian who was raised his entire life hearing how much he looks like his Father, how he's the blood son, how he's better than any other child Bruce Wayne has taken in, starting to buy into it like a kid does, only to hit puberty and turn out looking like 80% Talia.
#you know how some kids look like one parent until adulthood?#that's what i hc for damian#he looks like bruce until puberty#as an adult he looks like talia#bruce wayne#batman#damian wayne#talia al ghul#dc#batfamily#thoughts#something something social currency but only within the batfamily#it's a sore subject#and they roll their eyes when damian says dumb shit like this#because they know ra's and talia fed it to him since infancy#but then he grows up and slowly stops saying it#and they have to wonder if damian is disappointed#or if he's grown past caring#maybe this is a wild hc idk#i'm just rambling in between meetings#i KNOW he looks like bruce in canon as an adult#but like#i want him to be 5'8 and look like talia#I find it such a satisfying book end to the emphasis placed on him as the blood son#and I think he deserves to be more than just a bruce clone you know#even if the transition stings
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My addition to the Mikus of the world. Been feeling very bittersweet bc I am moving away soon to go to grad school on the east coast, so here is my send up of the LBC, Miku-style 🌴🩵 and yes she smokes weed
You can find a timelapse of this drawing at patreon.com/mairodia :)
#honestly theres too much diversity in socal so I had to make it hella specific bc like. idk i dont even know what a California Miku entails#like we have too much going on honestly#and if I tried to make something just generically Californian it would just look like a normal trendy modern Miku#hatsune#Miku#Long Beach#California#vocaloid#mairart#mairdraws#mairodia#sketch#hatsune miku#world mikus
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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I relate to Jinx so much I too would get attached to this cutie pie and give my life for her if needed and lose my shit if something happened to her. Fuck y'all I'm grieving
#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#isha#isha arcane#jinx#jinx arcane#jinx and isha#edited because somehow my autocorrect got patootie instead of cutie pie and idk how if i have never even used the word patootie lmao#i don't even know what it means
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#wyll#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#minsc#jaheira#durge#oc: noon#anyway as said attempting to tag late game stuff more just in case#spoilers in the tags also bc i'm gonna ramble lol ->#i'mm😔having played embrace durge for most of the game all the sweetness punched me in the face (affectionate) like girllllll lol😔😭<3#tho let wyll be hugged damnit >:(#(i wonder if they added wyll hug in the new patch? doubts i don't trust like that but huge if they did)#also idk why minsc got that ending lmao. i didn't even know there were diff outcomes just found out looking for his ref for this pic LOL#i helped nine fingers and the guild helped in the endfight?? idk what happened but godspeed my guy#also loved jaheira's ''good to see you please for the love of gods remember to never have kids''#minsc in the bg: ''i'm getting executed tomorrow💯💪''#also i didn't even know why karlach glowed blue then looked it up like oh😭😔🥺 ohhhhh
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So, I responded to a post over on my personal blog about people behaving "weird" in public and mentioned that being a bit smelly is not, in fact, a moral failure. And I just looked at the comments and feel deeply moved to reiterate:
Smelling bad in public is not a moral failure.
In fact, I'll go one step further:
There is no moral dimension to cleanliness.
There are all sorts of reasons a person might be dirty in public. They might not have access to the facilities or products they need to stay clean, they might be coming home from a dirty activity, they might have mental or physical conditions that make it hard for them to maintain their personal hygiene, they might be dependent on other people for their hygiene needs and those needs aren't being met.
Also, with smells in particular, "bad" is subjective. I'm personally extremely sensitive to perfumes and aftershaves, and while I can sit quite peacefully in a crowded bus that smells of BO, I often have to leave shops or get off buses because someone's perfume, which they no doubt think makes them smell lovely, is actually making me gag.
You don't have to go and huff great, gusting lungfuls of air around the next smelly person you bump into in the corner shop. By all means, breathe through your mouth, change your seat, open the window, wish the situation were different.
But you do need to let go of this idea that a smelly or dirty person is also a bad person. They're literally just a person - just another human animal living in their animal body, trying to get from one day to the next. Sometimes, people are dirty. Sometimes, they smell bad. If that's not something you can encounter without taking personal offence, you need to seriously reassess your own expectations of being in public.
#not podcast related#oooooh some of those comments got me so mad!!!!!#literally just sometimes people smell bad idk what to tell you#as a former rugby player and someone whose adhd makes it hard for me to remember to wash#i have absolutely been a Smelly Person on public transport#and do you know what? everyone survived#even me#and yes even the person wearing so much perfume that i can taste it#is not actually a bad person#just a smelly one
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kuzan about to go to sleep in his own quarters he spots human eye lookin at him: oh hell naw goes to kizaru for the rest of the night
kizaru goes to kuzan quarters and see this old ass man: oh shit uh uh kuzan you can stay with me its the old mans quarters now
diffrent version
dragon goes to sleep in his room see this creepy ass admiral in his room in the middle of the night runs to sengoku who beat shit out of the admiral for stalking a child tsuru finishes him off (garp was busy) they all draw the line when it come to children
#one piece#kizaru#aokiji kuzan#monkey d dragon#sengoku#idk even know what this is#coming from when you see demons in your room
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searching for a star that's still unknown to anyone!
#for finncakes.arts dtiys on instagram... i missed you wxs#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#proseka#emu otori#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wonderlands x showtime#wxs#polysho#my ipad did not survive this one its at 3% after like 5 procreate crashes#and sending me visions of it being put down like a dog. Not happening#kirapipi album release im FREE#wxs getting 1 another wanopo comm and 2 a traditional japanese style song. ive been saying they need it. emu deep voice can save the world#I drew emus recent card the untrained but i dont KNOW HOW TO RENDER SNYMORE IDK HOW TO DO IT. SO SHES TRAPPED#in my wip art timeloop for eternity.#tsukasa is pissing me off so bad in this no matter how many times i drew and redrew his head imhe just completely breaks the illusion of#depth i think i actually did alright on rui and emu. i love how theynlook. Went hard rendering tsukasas outfit i guess which.#pisses me off MORE. its NOT THE FOCAL POINT. TSUKASA INHOPE YOUR NEXT LIM HAIRCUT IS EVEN MORE STUPID. YOURE RUINING MY LIFE.#whats supposed to be his hand is so fucked up with the perspective too helppp me just pretend its nenes.#the tonal difference from my ladt post is so funny. fuck you siffrin you stupud cat
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Steddie soulmate AU where Eddie is a famous musician, everyone assumes he doesn't have a soulmate. Eddie was just smart and doesn't confirm, doesn't want to go through rabid fans who claim to be his soulmate. He's had too many show up wearing his initials they tattooed on themselves even before he was asked about soulmates in an interview.
Enter Steve Harrington who works as a nurse. Just casually on his third nightshift in a row in the ER. Sipping some coffee trying not to fall asleep when they get the call about some confidential patient coming in.
Eddie comes in for some injury. Steve has 0 clue who he is, just says "You look familiar, did we go to school together?" And Eddie practically falls off the stretcher at Steve's feet. Goes all googoo eyes at him. Steve being mildly concerned because Eddie's heart rate keeps skyrocketing (its because Steve is touching him).
One of the other nurses can't help but try and get the gossip from Steve, who is very much confused as to why she cares about this random patient. She tells Steve who Eddie is, and he's just like ???? Okay???
Steve doesn't admit it but the picture she shows is HOT. It's Eddie, flipping off the camera, tongue out. He's covered in tattoos, including the word 'sorry' written in a weird script on his middle finger. He's shirtless and his pants are so low that Steve can see the dip of his hips creating a v and-
Steve has to walk into the supply room to get himself under control. Pretends it doesn't mean anything and goes back to his job as his heart thuds rapidly in his chest.
Eddie tries not to pass out when they draw his blood, Steve holds his hand. It feels right. Eddie can't help wanting to ask," Hey, do you have a soulmate?" But he hates being asked that question, so he won't.
Until Steve bends over, his scrub top lifting up slightly. Eddie can't help glancing at his ass, but then he can't breathe. Because on his lower back is the initials EJM.
"Steve G. H?" Eddie asks as his voice goes up an octave. Steve turns, bewildered ," How did you-?" "Edward James Munson." Eddie whispers.
Oh
#Eddie uses a temporary tattoo to change the G to look like an O and the H into a weird looking R#Adds the other letters for the word Sorry and just is like cool looks good I guess#Anytime anyone asks about soulmates he just raises his finger and everyone assumes he doesn't have one and is rude#He's just being honest!! He is showing his soul mark!!#Steve is like “excuse me” goes to the bathroom used only for meltdowns and stares into the mirror#It's his third night!!His hair isn't even styled!! His scrubs have a stain on the top!! And THIS is what he looks like meeting his soulmate#Steve knows Robin is somewhere cackling at this he just knows it#Soulmate AU#Steddie#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington#Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson#Eddie Munson/Steve Harrington#Jade is Talking#Also idk if we know their middle names but this is fanfiction I control the characters now
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