#idk but SMOOCH EM BOTH ANYWAY

[twstedbeauty]

Request interaction to Riddle(Tsum Tsum),you don't mind if I kiss you and your mini counter part? You're so adorable that I want to kiss you so much

-You notice that while Riddle is flusteredly denying your kisses, Tsum Riddle seems to like the idea...~-

((Character sprites provided by the amazing @ alchemivich!))

[sagegreensage]

"ay yo tell us all the reasons that Pirate is the top-tier most smoochable boi in your eyes"

(me, if I were a deep sea telescope fish, upon seeing this ask in my inbox /pos)

OKAY. SO UH. To save all who read this, im going to do this in bullet format so to minimize the risk of there just being a Humongous Wall Of Text. Also, I don't know how to add a 'read more' on mobile, so I'm sorry about how long it is regardless.

Reasons That Pirate Is The Top-Tier Most Smoochable Boi In My Eyes

Okay, so why is he so goddamned cute?????

I'm nearly in literal tears everytime i see a picture of him... He's so fricking cute.

I smile everytime I see or read that he's smiling.

And he has such a beautiful eye color! A warm, rusty red, his iris is black, and his pupil is white. Oh, gorgeous... So gorgeous.

I want to cup his face in my hands and tell him that in doing that, I'm holding my world in my hands.

He just looks so soft and holdable. I want to hold him. Not just his hands (which, btw, are so very cute~!) but all of him. I want to be the big spoon and cuddle him and hhhhhhh. he is so cute and soft lookingggg! Me want hold. (update: *hand. If he'd like, I can design him a hand. Or hook, if he wants. Or both! he can interchange 'em :) For the material of it, I was thinking an arsenic-free alloy consisting of cold-cast bronze and aluminum.)

i bet his lips are soft too... Really soft,,, I would very much so like to smooch him 👉👈 idc if we kiss and his lips are a little dry because of the beach air or the salty sea. I just want to kiss him. Above water and under water. (actually he likely uses chapstick... What flavor of Chapstick does he use..?) (Update again: mwah mwah >3<. yeehaw. he was not wearing Chapstick because he had just woken up so... Next time. but hhhhhhh. the rp. kissie kissie in rp :D)

I would literally swoon/happy panic (is it a gay panic if I'm male But Also female?... Pansexual panic) receiving his good morning and goodnight texts. Or just almost any text from him for that matter... Basically, it'd go like this. Every time.

[over text]

Sweetie Pie (Pirate): Good morning 💖

Me irl, before replying: ASDFGHJKL bro he so cute,,,,,!?

No but, for real: he so cute. How so cute?

The way he shows his trust... Being around someone with his gloves off and or his eyepatch off. An unspoken, subtle show of him trusting that you won't judge or think less of him.

I love his interests asdfghjkl. I've been hyperfixated on marine life and the ocean since 2nd grade. idk how long I've been interested in pirate stuff. It started before Pirate101, which was made in 2012, that just helped me express it. My grandma used to tell me she wanted to be pirate, so I think it was around when i was 4 or 5 that I began thinking pirates were awesome. hhhhhhhhh me want ramble about nautical stuff with him.

me want ramble with Pirate pls.

And Please. Please, let me introduce him to Pirate101. It was the center of my pirate phase when I was younger, which by the way, never died and Pirate just nursed it back to health. I'll pay for his Pirate101 membership. We will co-op fight our enemies together. The big bad stands no chance.

his aestheticccc. fucking Superb!!! Aw, man.... Seeing him dress in his pirate attire gives me Confidence. I would like to dress up a bit more extra. My aesthetic is either tired nerd with a decent closet or near full on steampunk techwear depending on how I feel. He makes me want to dress in more steampunk techwear.

lkjhgfdsa ANYWAYS. His aesthetic!!! I love seeing art of him wearing his aesthetic. Everytime I show my friends his drip they're like, "wow, he looks so fancy," and like, yes he do. His drip is fancy in that old way, which has then been stolen and worn by a pirate. And basically, that's the pirate drip. Except, unlike your average pirate wearing fancy vintage clothes, Pirate isn't dirty. Pie's clean and they smell very nice.

And the reason he likes pirate paraphernalia is just,,,, yessir! Yes! You love that ocean, bro! The ocean loves you too :) and so do I.

and he's a trans icon :) and not only that, he goes by he/him and they/them pronouns. Amazing!!

iiiii would die and revive for a trip to a store with candles/perfumes/colognes just to look for what I imagine Pie smells like. Odd? Okay, perhaps. but listen. I would die and revive for someone irl to love me like Pirate would. If i buy that scent, you best believe im either spraying the perfume/cologne on some of my pillows and clothing or lighting that candle whenever wherever. Anxious? Lonely? Sad? Empty inside? Pirate's scent fixes all, my friend. a lifehacc, if you will.

I know he has a slight accent, although he suppresses it: i would love to hear it. And when he just wakes up or is drunk, man, oh man. pls, me want hear his accent. (WAIT. when he woke up after he got his arm fixed and i came in the room, was his accent more prevalent at that time? 👀)

I want him to trust me someday enough to not suppress things about himself, like his accent and his purring.

why does he suppress his purring, btw? that's so fricking cute why suppress that? Well, I mean, I know he's ashamed of the fact that he isn't human, and that most humans wouldn't want to be involved with a monster, much less, love and date one. but he's so cute tho. seriously, he could for real just be a scallop with sapience, but if he still was himself I would still fucking love him.

he allegedly gets some of his things out of the trash? yesss. (insert (non)gendered word of choice)boss, this is me: "bb, let's go dumpster diving imma get a ring out of there and use it to be engaged to u someday " terrible no-good very-bad date idea: let's go to the dumpster of Dunkin Donut's. (no but they actually throw away hundreds of perfectly fine donuts every damn night. mind-boggling.)

celebrating Spooky Month together would be great. I would wear whatever he designed, heck yessiree. Man, it would be so cute.

Maybe I'll add to this list later but I think I kept you waiting long enough :3

didnt manage to get all the flustered pansexual panics he gives me or how my thought-process goes everytime I fricking see him but this was a list more for reasons Pie is a total cutie. not me, my butterfly-filled tummy, and my incessant simping 👉👈

[dykejet]

tlok for the ask game?

1. The first character I first fell in love with: korra duh 🥺🥺🥺💙 my beloved .....my everything .....

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: idk my opinions have stayed p consistent for tlok

3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t: idc man I Hateeee zaheer . I’m too lazy to fully articulate why but I do !!!! Exclamation Mark!!! I’m neutral bordering dislike on the red lotus tbh (except for Ming-hua I love her)

4. The character I love that everyone else hates: um . Eska (& Desna in association) 😭LOOK the whole bolin eska thing made into a joke was gross... but I’m not immune to weird girls with vocal frys!!!! I think she’s neat..... oh & meelo😔He’s not annoying he’s a funny lil guy:(

5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer: love isnt the right word per se . She fascinated me . But Kuvira....🤷‍♀️

6. The character I would totally smooch: izumi Ming-hua P’li senna Zhu Li Pema Kya II —need I go on .

7. The character I’d want to be like: old toph had it goin on w hiding away in a swamp 🙏anyways Bolin mayhaps I wanna have his good vibes 😔

8. The character I’d slap: I like him but varrick . & kuvira. Zaheer. Amon. Some other antags I’m forgetting.

9. A pairing that I love: korrasami so true so amazing so unrivaled...

10. A pairing that I despise: varrick/zhu li I like em both separately but zhu li sweetie I am SO sorry u ended up w varrick... of all ppl... w That wedding . (The wedding scene /finale did make me cry in a good way tho . Heh..)

Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you the following

[cattles-bians]

damie vibecca exes au part 20

post directory

obsetress: ok but when they first meet

obsetress: at that bar on whatever night or whatever

obsetress: when dani and viola are talking

obsetress: viola's waving her hand around as she says something and dani's staring and then totally out of nowhere:

obsetress: "wanna compare hands?"

obsetress: "what?"

obsetress: "lemme see your hand"

obsetress: and dani is grabbing one of vi's with both of hers and pulling it towards her "like this"

obsetress: and then dani's pressing their palms together and viola's raising an eyebrow and dani just GRINS and then even once they lower their hands back to the bar, neither of them move away

em: dani is SO bold i would die for her

obsetress: god same

obsetress: dani keeps glancing down at them as they're talking and she is NOT subtle

obsetress: viola catches her every time

em: maybe dani gets a smidge of smthn on the corner of her mouth and viola...

obsetress: viola pulls her hand away and dani blinks and her brows do that lil thing but then viola's murmuring "here" and grazing her thumb along the corner of dani's mouth

obsetress: dani squeaks

em: love when dani gets out dani’d

obsetress: viola's like "sorry, was that... was that okay?" and dani just swallows and nods with big shining eyes and then vi kinda hesitates and (they've been talking for a couple hours at this point, touchin hands and obv v into each other) lets her thumb graze across dani's bottom lip and she murmurs "what about that?" and dani's eyes flutter shut

obsetress: cut to: them making out in the bathroom

obsetress: no um

obsetress: thinking about vi and dani's first kiss and like

obsetress: maybe like right after that up there vi's leaning in closer and i think she. asks dani "can i kiss you?" and dani's whispering "please" and then they're kissing all soft and THEN cut to: them making out in the bathroom and one of them slamming back against the door and kissing hard

em: dani whispering please…

em: also the smash cut between um nervous anticipation and SLAMMING against a door is so funny to me

em: sums them up

obsetress: RIGHT

obsetress: it's so good i love them

obsetress: i cant decide like

obsetress: because i don't think vi would be so rough with dani at first as to shove her hard against a door and i DO think dani would be shoving her against the door and her tongue down her throat first chance she gets

obsetress: but i think vi prob flips them p quick

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em: i am. creasing thinking abt dani having to rename all of violas contacts like STOP FUCKING UR EX

obsetress: STOP FUCKING UR EX lskfjakdlsfjsd even BETTER

obsetress: edit the tumblr post coward

em: obsetress: no um dani definitely calls the landline once and viola's like "HELLO?" and dani's like "hi?" and viola's so glad to hear her dumb voice but she's still like "dani, why are you..." and dani's like "well... i, uh... i... i was... and then i..."

obsetress: anyway they have phone sex on the landline

em: CRYIN

em: danis blocked all of vis numbers except the landline shes down Bad

obsetress: yeah,

obsetress: (dani still comes over after)

em: unstoppable force (danis thirst) meet immovable object (violas stubbornness)

obsetress: just imagining like

obsetress: i mean either after this or at literally any other time

obsetress: dani and viola laying side by side in vi's bed catching their breath immediately after and viola's just like

obsetress: "you have the libido of a teenage boy"

obsetress: and dani's head just flops to the side to look at her and she just GRINS

em: dani makes some quip abt um

em: danis like i read somewhere women don’t hit their sexual peak until their 40s or something and violas like (extremely tersely) i’m 35

obsetress: SCREECH

obsetress: dani "no, i... i know, i wasn't–– i was just––"

obsetress: viola can't stay pressed w her

em: dani tryna explain her way outta that one i’m

em: dani has never once seen violas drivers license nor ID

obsetress: "i was just... saying, because, you know, i mean... for me, i'm... you know, i'm only ever getting more..." (flush, head duck, grin up through her lashes) "you know. and i'm getting older, so i was just... thinking. for me, i mean. thinking for me"

em: dani; also i give WAY better head than a teenage boy

obsetress: viola biting her lip, grinning, melting because how could you not? and then dani kinda stops in her tracks and her brows pinch together and she tilts her head at viola "i'm... a lot better at going down on you than a teenage boy though, right? i think i am" (long pause) "i hope i am"

obsetress: anyway viola laughs and tugs dani over n on top of her "i wouldn't know" and dani does her lil nervous laugh and is like "yeah, you're right, i guess not" "but" and dani's face lights up and viola continues "i think you probably are. and you're definitely up there" and dani just GRINS

obsetress: her head is back between vi's legs not three minutes later

em: dani talks big game n then like immediately double checks for validation

em: it’s an important part of her character growth!!!

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em: ok more ‘viola has been doing this lesbian thing for longer than jamie realises’ content but like

em: perhaps she has a whole lot of ear piercings that she just never wears

em: and then one day she’s like gosh gotta make sure these don’t heal over and jamies like

em: hey what the fuck

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obsetress: um suddenly had a thought

obsetress: viola tattoos

em: oh

obsetress: yeah, like um

obsetress: vi wouldn't have heaps and they'd be hidden bc Propriety but

em: hidden tattoos my beloved

em: all tattoos my beloved

em: i mean defs has like. the date and coordinates of isabels birth somewhere

em: but um! hmm

em: haha violets

obsetress: THE ISABEL THING WAS THE FIRST THING I WAS GONNA SAY

obsetress: violets are very vi tho like

obsetress: shade plant yk

em: under the tit

obsetress: I WAS GONNA SAY UNDER THE TIT

obsetress: GET OUTTA MY HEAD

obsetress: ok it has to be canon then if we both thought it

em: it’s canon!!

em: hmm what else

em: i think viola and dani have belly button piercings but like they got them separately

obsetress: omg when did they each get theirs

em: hmmmmmm

em: i mean wild child rich heiress viola (untapped potential here won’t lie)

obsetress: wild child rich heiress viola/boarding school wild child dani au

em: oh my god

em: viola defs went to a boarding school and dani n her commiserate over it

em: viola gets it done while she’s in highschool

em: dani post eddie break up

em: like symbolically reclaiming herself deal

em: doing things for Her

obsetress: YES

obsetress: i was gonna say vi highschool dani college

em: YES

em: idk what tattoos dani would get but am thinking abt viola holding her hand while she’s getting a tattoo or piercing done bc she’s braver than ppl think but Also

obsetress: vi holding dani's hand and telling her how good a job she's doing

obsetress: dani kissing vi's tattoos

obsetress: super fascinated even though shes seen them a hundred times

em: danis like haha and what’s this one mean (plants a big old smooch)

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obsetress: Shananigans402: dani putting on 4 inch heels and being so content that she's finally her girlfriend's height and then viola kisses her before putting on 6 inch heels with a smug little grin

obsetress: i––

em: oh my god shannon

obsetress: oh shes on one

obsetress: Shananigans402: dani starts keeping things on a high shelf in her place just so she can ask viola to reach up to get them down for her

obsetress: i was talking to shan abt the shelf thing

obsetress: and i played myself i think

obsetress: because now i literally cannot stop thinking

obsetress: dani putting the strap on the top shelf in her closet "baby 🥺 can you get it 🥺"

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[em note: once again it is the time honored timezone tradition of either sending ur friend something really good or really fucked up b4 they go to sleep]

em: what about

em: jamie and dani laying in bed after brunch w violas excessive amount of ear jewellery and jamies like ‘those were cool. i want some’ and danis like ‘with ur tiny lil ears??’ and jamies like ‘well. yeah…’ and danis like well. if u wanna. i think one would be cute here (mwah) and here (mwah) or maybe here (mwah)

em: ticklish jamie. that is my lil idea

obsetress: im Soft

em: thankyou

em: em softsbians

em: what was ur lil idea

obsetress: oh

obsetress: not obsoftress

obsetress: but um

em: look i was really hoping i could make it hornier but alas sometimes the idea is soft

em: can’t force the horny

obsetress: i will do my job n delivery the horny for u i suppose

obsetress: it's a hard job but somebody's gotta do it!

em: it’s a thankless job!

obsetress: dani, sneaking up behind viola to wrap her arms around her waist and bury her face between her shoulder blades: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, laying on the bed, staring up at her, panting: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, pulling away mid-heated makeout, half naked, still grinding into vi even tho they're not kissing anymore without even realizing it: baby baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

obsetress: dani, catching her breath after her first orgasm, letting her head flop to the side to look over at vi: baby 🥺 can you get the strap 🥺

em: insatiable dani clayton my beloved

obsetress: thank you i agree

obsetress: something about dani calling vi baby also........................

em: oh i love dani calling vi baby SO MUCH

em: fucked up that dani clayton is potentially just the right height to motorboat vi pretty much whenever

em: sappho may u plant ur self face first into the breast of ur tender gf or whatever

em: dani: haha i’m so short i can’t reach it. can u lift me

obsetress: vi sees thru all of dani's little tricks but entertains them anyway

obsetress: because she knows shes gonna get to rail her at the end of them

em: dani being a little shit is foreplay actually clayton

em:

[tinyhwng]

Stray Kids Reaction to you accidentally calling them “baby”

—genre; fluff x100

—msg; idk i just thought of this. also i got really invested and made hyunjin and everyone after just a bit more longer than the rest.(you can tell lmao)  anyways, enjoy!

______

Chan

it was late and you asked your bf to toss a hair tie to you

“baby can you toss me that”

you didn’t realize what you said until you saw the giggling mess your boyfriend was in

“baby huh?”

you immediately retract your statement and ask for him to forget that you had said anything

still teases you

you sigh and turn your back on him

he comes and turns the chair back towards him

“i’m sorry, are you mad?— i mean i’ve been meaning to call you that too”

now you’re the giggling mess

he smiles and admires the image of you laughing

“baby it is then”

“it’s time for bed, babygirl”

read the rest of the members under

Woojin

your relationship was still fresh and new

only calling each other by a syllable of each other’s name

you just happened to slip up this one time you asked for a drink

he was getting up to get snacks from the kitchen during your movie night

“woo, baby can you get me something cold from the fridge?”

he left without a problem, only realizing it as he grabbed the drink from the fridge

he makes his way back, going back to cuddling session yall had

“i liked the sound of that”

“sound of what?”

“baby.”

your face in shock, realizing you had slipped up

“ahaha... forget that.”

“what no, y/n- i mean, baby it was cute.”

you hide your face, blushing uncontrollably as he gives you a big squeeze

“please, keep calling me that.”

Minho

you were whipped for him 24/7 but that was nothing new

however, sometimes, you were just a little too whipped

you were watching him play with his cats and words just naturally came out of you

“omg, baby you look cute”

he turns to you, his eyes widening in shock

“y/n that’s disgusting” he teased

your own words flustered you, pressing your hand over your lips to keep it sealed

“i literally didn’t mean to say that-”

he jumps on you, cradling you

“no i was kidding.” 

his face also red from blushing

“i was thinking of names i could call you but baby sounds perfect.” he gives you multiple smooches, reassuring you that he liked it.

“you’re my baby and these are our babies” he laughs, pointing at his cats.

Changbin

he thinks you’re the most hilarious person in the world

after him of course

he just laughs or smiles at anything you say

but of course, you also found some of his jokes extremely hilarious

he makes a joke and it got your WHOLE ass quaking

bitch u couldn’t breathe

“shit, baby that was priceless-”

“fuck”

you turn to him, his face red visibly heating up

“let’s forget i just said that”

“eeeeee”

inhuman noises idk

“what? no, say it again”

he pleads, his face scrunching up in anticipation

“b-baby”

“oh em gee. call me that from now on. “

“bin-”

“it’s BABY!”

Hyunjin 

babying your boyfriend was your favourite job

you were tiny compared to him 

still, he was your BIG baby

but one time, you were in the mood to be babied instead

you wanted for his attention, his mind attentive to his phone as he watched his live performance

having one earphone on, he was too distracted to attend to you

you were gonna call him how you always did when u babied him but your tongue wanted otherwise

“baby~”

he takes a look at you, removing his earphone right away

“I didn’t catch that, y/n. what did you say?” he said, a big smirk painted across his face

you shake your head, pretending what happened never occurred

“i don’t know what you’re talking about-”

as you tried to leave to fix yourself, he tugs you back 

you fell into his lap, his arms wrapping around your waist

“i’ve always wanted to hear that from you.”

your flustered ass tried to avoid his gaze, feeling humiliated 

“i tried to say jinnie, i swear-”

“no, no more jinnie. baby is my name now.”

he pulls your face to look at his

“you have my attention now, baby.”

Jisung

you were watching him perform once

it wasn’t your first time but you were too invested to control yourself

the whole crowd was screaming so you were screaming along

not that you planned to do so

but he was asked to do some cute things and immediately after the crowd went wild

your voice was too distinctive for him to not notice though

“LET’S GO! THAT’S MY BABY!” you screamed, practically at the top of your lungs

jisung stopped midway his speech, laughing to himself hearing your voice loud and clear

after the show ended you met him backstage

he zoomed into your embrace telling him how proud u were

“can you say that thing again?” his eyes pleaded

“what thing?”

“the thing- what you were screaming earlier”

“let’s go, that’s my-” your face shift in realization

“ahhh, y/n, continue it” he whined

you hide your face, too embarrassed to say it

“ok i’ll do it then, baby. baby y/n, let’s go see the boys now”

you nod, sticking beside him he guided you to the room

“my baby is so cute.”

Felix 

constantly talking to you or talking about you theres no in between 

whipped™

he was overseas for a tour so you guys resorted to facetiming every night

it’s been almost a whole week without him and you were m i s s i n g him

 two different timezones,  he called you while it was night where he was

you could tell he was exhausted but he called you anyways

“lix, you should go and rest”

he murmurs a no, his voice getting deeper as time passed

you were running out of options to get him to rest and you didnt wanna just end the call cause it would upset both you and him

as you were calling him by his nicknames, your brain couldn’t keep up with what you were saying

lets just say mistakes were made

he jolts up immediately, screaming for your attention

“baby? is that what you call me now?”

“wait felix, no, i didn’t mean to.”

he mocks you, repeating what you said multiple times

“lix, i just wanted you to go to sleep” “my day just got a whole to better because of that”

you sigh, watching him from your phone failing to hold your smile

“i’ll go rest now if that’s what you want,” he pauses, giggling. “baby.”

“ahhh go to sleep~” you whined

“goodnight, baby”

Seungmin

seungmin wasn’t the type of person who was interested in pet names

well actually he just never mentioned it 

to you, he was more of a skinship guy

holding hands, cuddling, soft kisses, etc

there was some nights you both just expressed your current concerns with one another 

such a great relationship tbh

he was talking about his concern about the new comeback, afraid he might disappoint people

he was just hard on himself like that 

you reassured him though. telling him anything he does would never disappoint you or others

he got all blushy and giggly at your comment

your gaze fixed onto his smile, his face just a few inches from yours

“you’re so cute, baby”

his eyes expanded, turning to you

“oh crap. sorry, i didn’t mean to say that. you were just really cute” you explained

“well- i actually like it though”

“what? i thought you didn’t like pet names”

he gave you a confused look, “i never said i didn’t like them and now that i heard it from you, how could i ever hate them?”

you blushed at his comment, not knowing how to answer

“please call me that, i like it”

Jeongin

jeongin, the nation’s baby 

you always wonder to yourself how lucky you were to be a part of his life

so every second of the day you tell him how much you love him

you only called each other by your first names, never really going past that

you were going home from the dorms one night before your tongue decided to go against you

“bye, baby- i mean, jeongin” you hugged him goodbye hoping he didn’t notice your slip up

welp, good news buddy, he did

he gave you a light squeeze, refusing to let you go “wait y/n, don’t go yet” he whined

your face flushed red from embarrassment knowing it was too late to take it back now

“jeongin, i gotta go home. you have an early schedule tomorrow too”

“do you expect me to let you go after calling me that?” you can feel him giggling in your embrace 

“say it again, please, then i’ll let go”

you were defeated by his gentle yet desperate voice

“okay,” you exhaled, “baby- i gotta go now”

he squeezed you one last time before letting you go with a satisfied smile on his face

“aha! i made you say it. please say it more to me now”

you wave him goodbye as you made your way out

“bye, baby! text me when you get home”

[briandthemoon]

Analogical and lamp

Who said “I love you” first

LAMP: I’m not super into romantic LAMP for reasons, so I’d just go with Patton since he says ‘I love you all so much’ in that one video that I am blanking on rn. Analogical: Virgil. 100%. Give me dense Logan vibes with these two any day god YES.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

LAMP: Patton again, he’s a proud pop, he has just a family picture of them all together. Analogical: Virgil assumes he’s the only one doing so since Logan’s not super sappy, but the time he catches a glimpse and it’s a candid Logan took of Virgil writing just sets his heart racing.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

LAMP: Patton always writes ‘famILY’, Virgil copies it in his swirly gothic style, then Roman joins in in cursive, and finally Logan adds it in perfectly measured font. Analogical: Logan possibly? I like the idea if he notices Virgil is feeling low, he makes small gestures, like drawing a small heart and writing something like “I am always free to listen”.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

LAMP: Roman. For sure. Patton kind of does but mostly for the big holidays, Roman does it all year round. Analogical: Neither, they get the other exactly what they ask for or something with a LOT of thought. No cheesy matching shirts..... though Logan did once joke about getting matching shirts reading “Spacey” and “Spooky” and Virgil is lowkey about it.

Who initiated the first kiss

LAMP: Again, not my thing romantically, but lil affectionate platonic cheek kisses? Thats my JAM, and Roman is a BIG fan of ‘em. Analogical: They both went in for it, but Logan was the one that helped Virgil feel confident enough to do so, so technically him.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

LAMP: Patton gives the wakeup forehead smooches probably. Analogical: Virgil, he’s an absolute affection ray when he wakes up. 

Who starts tickle fights

LAMP: It can be any of them, but usually it comes from Roman and Virgil deciding to bug each other and escalates until Logan has to step in and break it up before someone gets winded. Analogical: Again, neither, they’re more “I’ll cuddle with you” than anything super high energy.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

LAMP: they probably use like, communal showers together depending on the AU so I mean? Idk. Again, its a romantic-ish prompt for a ship I can’t just see romantically I’m so sorry TTvTT Analogical: Virgil sometimes needs someone to be with him when he’s havign a panicky moment, so Logan will often stay in the bathroom with him but on the occasions where it’s severe, he will join Virgil to help him breathe easier.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

LAMP: Roman, since he’s canonically the good cook. Sure he forgets to feed himself sometimes, but his famILY??? Never! Analogical: Virgil does it for Logan because SELFCARE, NERD! Virgil looking after his workaholic boyfs is just.... the good stuff.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

LAMP: Eeeeh, Logan’s probably the one still getting used to a lot of fun outings as a unit, so he’s probably worried he’s not that good company. Analogical: Virgil for dang sure, but Logan is also harbouring a teeny bit of nerves since he doesn’t want to worry Virgil more than he knows he likely will be.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

LAMP: Virgil. He won’t let Roman or Logan near them, they’re his babies. Analogical: Virgil again, though Logan will just leave them be if he sees them anyway, so he mostly calls in Virgil like “Virgil, there’s a spider on my ceiling, it’s quite a marvellous specimen”.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

LAMP: All of them except Virgil, he’s just quietly crying over how much he loves everyone while Roman and Patton are practically singing about their adoration and Logan is just ranting about them all being SO GOOD AND GREAT AND DAMMIT WHY ARE YOU ALL WONDERFUL!? Analogical: Logan! I’ve said it a million times, drunk and loudly affectionate Logan is SO GOOD and quietly adoring Virgil is just sat there like “*sobs* I love you too oh my gOD-”

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[tinycaprisun]

i keep having ideas for bf & oc fics but i have so many other things i need to write - cough the one i posted about a few weeks ago cough - that i figured fuck it, let’s just put em here and if ppl wanna use em then feel free

here’s a few of my ideas i can’t stop thinking about:

- trent has been acting really strange all day and the boys can’t seem to figure out why. it’s getting to the point where he’s so sad and distant, that orange of all people actually confronts him about it. eventually trent breaks and tells orange he’s been so upset because can’t stop thinking about the future. mainly, he’s scared that with how everything has been going, orange is going to outgrow the need for him and chuck. that his friend is going to move on without him and that trent can’t picture his life without orange. it gets really sappy and cute and idk it just felt right lmao

- this one isn’t as polished but i think that the dynamic of this one might be interesting. i’m not sure why or for what reason, but chuck needs advice about something in his life and he ends up having a conversation with kris. again, so idea why, but i want to see how those two would talk and react to each other.

- ROAD. TRIP. i know it’s kinda dumb since they travel all over the world together anyways, but that’s only for work and probably a lot less fun. so the boyos go on a trip together- somewhere i have no idea. but it’s cute and i guarantee at one point chuck and trent fight over the aux cord. and maybe peeps chill in the backseat and smooch i told you i don’t know lmao

- this is purely because recently i watched the 2018 version of freaky friday. (which by the way, not the worst, but the previous incarnation was better) god could you imagine? you could either do a classic 1v1 switch or if you’re feeling spicy, a roundabout one with all three. bro. i love this concept so much. like, you’ve got trent in orange’s body freaking out and trying to find orange. and when he thinks he’s found him, trent’s body goes, “um... i’m chuck.” and they both just stare at each other before going, “oh fuck.” so much room for shenanigans, and even better, misunderstandings!

[sk8terzz]

OK WAIT VAMPIRE AU AND IM LIVING FOR IT i have a shit ton of headcanons so,,,

here’s a quick summary

Humans hunt vampires and they’re often outcased/killed, although there’s been more recently since they’re learning from a young age to disguise themselves and can now hide their teeth.

also there's a couple types of vampires: some who melt in sun but have wings and can eat normal diets and those who don’t melt in sun, don’t have wings and need a little bit of blood in their diets (but it can be from like,, animals. It doesn’t have to be humans)

the vampires who melt in the sun (ILL CALL EM MELTY BOYS) are super rare so unless stated otherwise, whenever i say “X is a vampire” i'm referring to the not melty ones with no wings

setting/time/almost everything is the same. They are just. Vampires. (THEY LOOK DIFFERENTS TOO SFBDJHG)

also ships include: adrinette/ladynoir, djwifi, julerose, kimax, myvan, nathaniel/marc (I FORGOT THEIR SHIP NAME) and chlolix (chloe/alix)

You can send me ask if you want more details on certain things but yeah

if that interest you there’s more stuff under the cut

here’s what everyone is because its easier

Marinette: vampire *MELTY BOY

Adrien: vampire *MELTY BOY

Nino: human

Alya: half vampire thing?? Idk it just feels right *the sun hurts her skin a little, and she has little wings*

Chloe: vampire

Sabrina: human

Alix: vampire

Kim: human

Max: human

Rose: human

Juleka: vampire *MELTY BOY

Nathaniel: human

Lila: human

Mylene: human

Ivan: vampire

Everyone else is a human except for marc, nathalie and adrien’s mom *MELTY BOY

- marinette feels rlly bad about being a vampire (ALSO she a melty one)

- “TIKKI IM A VAMPIRE BRO I CANT BE LADYBUG”

- can go in the sun for about a minutes before it begins to really hurt so being ladybug isn’t awful cause she can hide in the shade most of the time

- ALWAYS HAS A SUN CAP ON (when she’s marinette) she just wants to be in the sun bro

- some guys start a theory that ladybug’s a vampire and she’s SCREAMING LIKE BRO HOW DO THEY KNOW but it was a joke

- alya is like,, super weird about vampires cause she was taught her whole life to hate vampires by nora because she thinks they’re super dangerous

- at first alya’s like “yeah suck it vampires” and then she learns she’s actually half vampire and she’s kinda like

- “fuck”

- almost rejects the miraculous lb gave her cause she was like “no im kinda vampire”

- but lb just goes “yeah me too so what”

- ALYA FREAKS SHE’S LIKE FUCK YEAH VAMP GANG

- nino’s super chill with her being a vampire!! he finds it rlly cool lol

i feel like i could go into more detail about their relationship but That’s Another Story For Another Day

- adrien kinda hates being a vampire (esp a melty one) and hides it from everyone but plagg

- his dad would kill him for being a vampire because then his son wouldn’t be perfect and that’s not good enough

- felix figures out he’s a vampire but doesn’t tell anyone

- felix isn’t a fan of vampires but respects his cousin and keeps his secret

- hiding his wings is so annoying like??? He wraps them around his body and wears a cap all the time is the WORST

- also same thing as lb he can go in the sun for about a minute as chat noir before he begins to melt

- again i can go into more detail about chat noir/ladybug and marinette/adrien but im trying to keep this kinda short

- CHLOE OH GOD chloe is so scared

- don’t get me wrong she still is mean and petty but she’s really scared someone will find out shes a vampire

- and someone does

- BUT ITS ALIX AND SHES ALSO A VAMPIRE LMAO

- alix is super chill with chloe and is like “hey man i know ur a vampire but i am too”

- after this they both end up getting feeling for each other lol

- THEY BE DATING but that’s a secret

- chloe’s mom knows she’s a vampire because she saw her fangs when she was born which is part of the reason she doesn’t like chloe

- in this au audrey never warms up to chloe instead chloe learns to not give a shit about what her mom thinks (with the help of marinette and ladybug) and tells her off before her mom leaves for new york

- her mom still keeps the fact that chloe’s a vampire a secret from everyone tho

- cause outing someone as a vampire is actually so low that even thought like yeah,, not everyone likes vampires but like no one’s gonna like u either bc you outed them on something so personal and something they trusted you with

- sabrina doesn’t care if chloe’s a vampire she still really cares about her

- but sabrina wouldn’t like it if anyone else was a vampire

- also another thing about chloe she tends to act like she hates vampires to avoid detecting from the Vamp Police 

- ig the vamp police is like sabrina’s dad who really hates vampires and actively looks for them (which is part of the reason sabrina isn’t a big fan of vampires either.)

- they’re not called the vamp police it’s just the police but i like saying that

- like i said before alix is Vampire and basically learns who’s a vampire in the class super quickly

- she knows what to look for when someone’s hiding their identity and knows she’s not the only vampire in the class

- she also figures out everyone’s super hero identities (which is why she gets the rabbit miraculous)

- max knows from stats that it’s likely that there's a couple people in the class who are vampires

- KIM DIDN’T ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT A VAMPIRE WAS BECAUSE HIS FAMILY THOUGHT IT WOULD SCARE HIM SO THEY NEVER TOLD HIM LMAO

- max had to teach him (with the help of alix) what a vampire was but it took like an hour

- the only reason kim actually learned something is because his boyfriend told him that if he paid super close attention (after running through the whole presentation like 3 times) he would give him a smooch

- after that kim grew a big brain and learned everything

- both of their parents and ondine would be super accepting if they were vampires tho

- but they’re both human

- also a little more lore its not biological if you’re a vampire or not it’s purely chance

- Its kinda like being born lgbt ig

- ALSO EVERYONE IS SOME FORM OF LGBT but i have my own hc for that

- lgbt vampires are incredibly oppressed like they can’t go out into the street *pensive*

- ANYWAYS juleka is a melty vampire and rose is a human

- rose’s family is super into hunting vampires 

- rose invited her gf over for a family dinner and the whole time they talked about killing vampires

- juleka doesn’t hate being a vampire and thinks it’s really cool

- SO SHE DRESSES LIKE A VAMPIRE???

- rose had marinette design juleka a sun hat similar to hers because juleka kept forgetting she melts in the sun and went out in it more times then she should’ve

- juleka’s a little bit more outgoing in this au and drops hints that she’s a vampire because she thinks it’s Epic

- rose has to remind her that not everyone thinks it’s epic

- nathaniel is really passionate about vampires and wants to learn more about them

- HE POPPED OFF HARD WHEN HE LEARNED HIS BOYFRIEND’S A VAMPIRE

- nathaniel is so supportive of marc it’s rlly cute

- he has to stop himself from mentioning his bf’s a vampire bc he remembers not everyone thinks it’s as cool as he does

- marc loves that nathaniel is so supportive

- when he first saw nathaniel drawing the class of vampires he just went “fuck he’s the one”

- 100% nathaniel draws marc looking super vampire during class

- i’m just now thinking of akuma’s but like here’s kinda how it would work

- They’re basically the same as they were before (being all evil and shit,, basically the same powers) but i think there would be some story changes??

- lady wifi would be less concerned with lb’s identity and more with if she’s a vampire or not because the cause of her akuma would be her theorizing if lb’s a vamp or not

- causing chloe to make fun of her and say stuff like “cool people can’t be vampires they’re stupid and serve no purpose in life”

- lady wifi doesn’t manage to rip of either lb’s mask for her fake teeth because the costume change also adds fake human teeth to replace the real ones (and you can’t take them off like the mask)

- but lady wifi doesn’t know this so she assumes lb’s not a vampire which she’s disappointed with but alya doesn’t remember this

- BUT the media and chat noir think that she’s not a vampire

- reflekta’s design is a little different but that’s about it

- The change with lady wifi is the only akuma i can think about rn but if i do more headcanons about this i might go more into detail on stuff like that

- CHAT BLANC IS ALSO DIFFERENT

- the build up to the akumatisation is basically the same but adrien realises that lb is marinette and also a melty vampire cause he she’s her melt a little when she leaves the room

- after marinette breaks up with adrien he runs in and transforms 

- after the reveal of adrien’s mom and stuff adrien reveals his wings and tries to kill is dad

- gabriel is disgusted by his son and tells him how disappointed his mother would be

- then chat gets akumatized and stuff

- instead of hitting the moon he’d hit the sun so that he didn’t need to struggle with being a vampire anymore

- he sucks the life out of hawkmoth and claims that he and lb can be together now that there’s no daylight but she says she can live like this which is when he kills her and goes on a murder spree

- then he just sits atop the eiffel tower in complete darkness until past lb shows up with bunnyx and she fixes everything

- his motives are more about disappointing his mother this time and being ashamed about being a vampire

- and also that his wish would be to make it so nobody is a vampire so people wouldn't have to feel ashamed about their identity and hide it all the time

- lb teaches him to love himself and his identity as a vampire and how proud his mother would’ve been of him

- ok enough about chat blanc 

- lila is a human and she acts like she loves vampires 

- but she actually hates them

- she’s super touchy with adrien and he’s even more uncomfortable now cause he knows she’s lying and would hate him when she found his wings

- all the vampires have seen this act before and tell their s/o’s so basically everyone’s against lila except for like maybe sabrina

- no one thinks she’s cool because i hate her

- she still lies about going on rides with prince ali and other stuff 

- WOULD TOTALLY OUT SOMEONE AS A VAMPIRE

- absolute jerk

- her family is known for hunting vampires but she claims she’s different

- ok but ivan is just a sweet vampire trying to keep his identity a secret and mylene is just his support human gf who loves him just the way he is

- ivan doesn’t hate being a vampire but also doesn’t like it cause he’s worried that everyone will say stuff like “i bet you’re a vampire” “you’re a villain and you’re cruel, just like vampires” and other stupid stuff

- he is just a soft man

- MYLENE DEFENDS HIM WITH HER LIFE

- mylene thinks him being a vampire is super cool!!

- they kiss a lot and ivan is worried he’ll bite her but she’s ok with it

- sometimes ivan wishes he was a melty vampire so he could wrap his wings around mylene to cuddle her and stuff

- they are v cute valid couple

- gabriel knows nathalie is a vampire and she knows he knows but neither of them make comments on it

- nathalie does really like vampires and doesnt mind being one herself

- she knows adrien’s a vampire and helps him hide it

- his father likes to know everything about adrien so he tried leaving cups with blood in them in his room to see if he would drink them

- and if he did cause he didn’t know his father was testing him nathalie would just refill them

- she starts keeping blood around the house and gabriel assumes it’s just for her cause he isn’t educated and doesn’t know the difference between rare vamps and the common vamps

- but it’s for adrien

- ALSO LIKE LAST ONE BUT one time lb and chat went out at night to hunt for blood cause they were thirsty but they ran into each other and it was rlly awkward

- but they’re both rlly oblivious and convince each other that they were out for a nightly stroll cause they couldnt sleep

[annabelle--cane]

(these are the hcs in the form of msgs i sent to my friend connor !!)

jerm writes a song to propose obviously its rlly hecking sappy bc. seriously how would it not be and uhh this goes off the hcs where brooke nd jake run a florists and brooke is a genius breeder anyway like ?? jerm spends a lot of time on this song he plays it for like. every member of the squad + dustin and michael and christine are a bit confused bc jerm’s acting kinda shady ??? nd keeping secrets ?? but like. theyve talked abt getting married nd such so like. they doubt its anything breaking-up type brooke helps him like !!! get rlly nice flowers for them. they make a new type of flower for his proposal and theres. so much planning that goes into it he nd brooke r like. they act like theyre plotting smthn and its all in good fun i wanna say he proposes in like. a park or smthn. outdoors central park ? is the only park i can think of in nyc and ofc theyre in nyc theyre actors who r gonna make it big christine wins a tony for best actor at somepoint just saying and jeremy is in tears good tears obviously anyway jerms like !!! rlly nervous nd he has his guitar and the song memorized to a t and his two bouquets of special flowers (people have asked him about the flowers bc. theyre rlly cool. and he points them to brooke’s shop) and hes invited them on a date after avoiding them uhh all day so he doesnt spill anything and they show up. together ofc. and theyre like ? u wanted to demo a song for us ?? out here ?? and hes like uHhh not rlly demo more uh play it for u haha here r these flowers nd idk how transitions work so he sings it and hes !! so worried he"ll mess up but he hits every note perfectly and his voice doesnt even crack and michael and christine are just. freaking out and oh my gosh hes on one knee and he has one box w both rings in it bc itd be weird to have two and ! theyre matching and theyre crying bc. omg. and just. hdshsjhsnshsksn and they tackle hug him and hes like be careful ull wreck my guitar and ur flowers they say yes obviously and theyre just. hfjshsns several ppl have recorded this bc as ive said theyre actors gonna make it big

oh btw their rings !!! they have opal rings bc michael and christine dislike the diamond industry & opals r really pretty nd gay bc of the rainbows in em

and their wedding !! rich, jake, and jenna are the like. best man, demiman, and bridesmaid. are there multiple bridesmaids ?? jenna gets top position tho jdjsns jeremy wears a wedding dress idk whether christine wears a dress or a suit or smthn else tbh djjdns and she and michael get their special bouquets again and theyre like. aaaaa and also they totally sing a revised version of jeremys proposal song or smthn. one built for all three of them to sing together. bc uhh i want them to isnt that enough they have a pie thats cut in thirds and is three different kinds !! in the colors of the polyam flag w a pi symbol on top of it they also have a wedding cake. the pie gets thrown at dustins face and he isnt amused but everyone else is it was christines idea dustin and rich’s bring their bfs !! their tablecloths are pride flags/pride colors !!! they do this thing where they both kiss jerms cheek at the same time for the u may now kiss ur spouse bit then michael pulls jerm into a dip & jerm turns to christine after and lifts her into the air to smooch her and theyre All marrying each other btw so they all have vows for each otherrr jerm says new stuff from the stuff in his song bc. he has so much love for these two lovely lovely people in his life. and michael says all his sappy romantic stuff to jerm and then turns to christine and spills all this stuff about how much he loves and cherishes her and !!!! christines got so so much love for these two guys and shes a. real sap have u heard her sing abt guys she likes ?? she mentions the “voices in their heads”, an homage to when/how they got together in the first place (theyre !!! all !!! high !!! school !!! sweethearts !!!) and she tells michael she is so glad he stuck around and didnt give up bc hes one of her favorite people and she loves being their player three !!! and aaa brooke is the flower girl did i mention that ?? shes also a maid of honor but. also flower girl. their cake has got !!!! so many iced flowers on it and theyre all in the colors of their pride flags i can list em off jddbnds (bi, pan, gay, ace, gen and they also exist as real flowers bc brooke made them !!! she made pride flowers. there r so many pride flowers. her flower shop is super gay their wedding bands have P1/P2/P3 engraved on them !! and jenna puts all their wedding photos into an edition of her news organization dustin asks her to take the photos of him covered in pie down publicly several times she refuses she had michael hack her site to block her from doing so anyway so she could turn to dustin and go Look I Physically Cannot Remove Them she does the wedding photos thing for everyone else’s weddings btw !!!

that is all djshsnsn - 🗡

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this is so well thought out and bjegbgebgebb

[system-architect]

i can’t rememb if i already sent an ask but if not could u mayhaps do peej

u did send an ask which i will get to in a second but i am gonna happily do pj anyway!!

Personal

1)      Age? he’s 24 and a big shit who’s weirdly conscious about being 24 despite the fact that thats sTILL YOUNG so he lies and tells people he’s 21

2)      Gender? trans gay trans gay trans gay. he’s a very GnC trans guy who hasn’t transitioned too much bc he likes how he is

3)      Romantic/Sexual Orientation? gay... he’s a big gay. loves men

4)      Height? he’s 2′10″ aka min height haha pj small

5)      Race? asura and like metaphorically a fckn demon

6)      What do they look like? (i.e, hair color, eye color, etc). like a bush baby.......... uhhh he’s a very small lithe asura with wild ass fckn scene tier spiked up hair and his eyes are Indeed freakishly huge and he’s got sort of piebald esque markings and he’s also got spots of black pigment on his tongue and gums like some dogs do! i’m just gonna link art again

7)      Any disabilities? tbh he might have occasional breathing issues from his eye size and the constant vaping. also.. Some Stuff Happens During PoF but its not anything conventional that you might be expecting...

8)      Is there a meaning to their name? nope OOPS that one asura name generator spat it out at me actually! it stuck and i thought it was a weirdly funny name for an asura while also sounding p decent

9)      What makes them, them? he’s this image:

10)   What do they want to be when they grow up/what do they want to do with their lives? tbh his life is very stagnated atm and he’s not sure what he wants. to keep surviving, he guesses

Family

11)   Do they have parents? What are they like and how do they act with their child(ren)? he’s an orphan! his parents are unknown... he was raised in an orphanage by this very prim and proper asuran lady who was very secretly kind of a party gal on the side

12)   Do they have siblings? How do they interact with them? again, orphan, so family questions are hard to answer cus he doesn’t know anything about em

13)   Extended family? Do they see them often?

14)   Do they like where they live? (Is it a safe place?) he has A Flat up inbetween arkentia valley and magus valley in rata sum (i pretend there’s more out there than there actually is jhkfgd) which is also near where the glitch is located! it is fairly safe and he is quite fond of it, although he’s at the club most of the time

15)   Where do they live? Are they wealthy? Poor? Middle-Class? i just kinda answered this but he has Money honestly....... running a luxury nightclub that’s a front for your shady information trading business will do that for ya huh

16)   Do they have a lot of expectations/pressure on them from family to do great? the orphanage owner wanted all her little adoptee children to be Starlets and tried to teach them proper etiquette and get them into refined fields........... pj is successful but in the most opposite way from this possible

17)   Do they have pets? nope and thats probably for the better

18)   Who do they look up to the most/are the closest to in their family?

19)   This there anything special about their family?

20)   Do they wish they lived in a different family/household? he’s constantly torn about like... the concept of having blood relatives out there [hopefully]........ he’s not sure if he wants to know about them or not, if he would’ve rather been raised by them or not. it’s alluring but scary

Friends

21)   Best Friend(s)? his best friend is Kinda his ‘secretary’, kessa, who is a whispers agent plant in his club that helps him run the place in exchange for siphoning information from it. PJ is aware she’s whispers and kessa is aware he’s aware she’s whispers and they have a tentative and tense but friendly??? bond. it’s like, thin ice all the time but they’re also quite close. both her and pj are savvy and sort of take turns greasing the wheels of their various dealings; i think kessa is a bit bolder and craftier than pj and more organized oops. as far as kessa as a person, she’s a tall butch with cherry red dyed hair and she goes by the nickname ‘lucky’ due to the shamrock shaped marking over her right eye. she prefers masc looking clothing and she has a suave flirty personality with a quick wit and a snarky teasing sense of humor

22)   Who was their first friend? hgjkfdgh he’s never had many friends unfortunately. he tends to drive people away...

23)   What is their friend group like? a lot of people hang around him for general exterior motives like money and status.. not many people genuinely like him

24)   Do they have a love/hate relationship with any of them? like everyone................... ‘i need you but i dont like you’ etc

25)   Do they consider any of their friends to be like siblings?

26)   Have they ever hurt a friend or lost one? definitely a lot. he’s a very abrasive person who can get fussy and picky and two-faced

27)   Do they have a crush on any of their friends? alas yeah half of pjs ‘friends’ are people he wants to smooch but its in a very vapid fashion.... even w/ deeper crushes pj isnt gonna be gettin any genuine love

28)   Do they share classes with good friends?

29)   Whom do they go to the most when they need a shoulder to cry on? he might drunk cry to viel or kessa and i dont think either would know what to do about it

30)   What would this person do without their friends in their lives? despite having shallow ‘friendships’ a lot of his self esteem revolves around popularity and being well-liked so he’d be... super crushed

School

31)   What grade are they in? If they aren’t in school, how come? he got like 30% of the way thru statics courses for political science and dropped out because he hated school... he was naturally savvy and talented with debate and an excellent candidate for a worthless weasel-y politician who can screw anyone over within a sentence but he just hated the whole school system and didn’t fit with it and getting into arcane politics wasn’t something he really enjoyed, it was all super backstabby but simultaneously Goody Two Shoes and he haaated it

32)   Do/Did they like their teachers? Was there a good one? Bad one? he probably butted heads with all of them and hated being told what to do

33)   Do/Did they listen to their teachers or are/where they goofing off a lot? definitely goofed off and didn’t care. he was good at stuff when he was asked to actually do stuff so why bother paying attention to boring stuff he already knows?

34)   Are/Where they a good student grade wise? stellar marks on very specific fields and tests and debates where the school system actually lined up with his talents but terrible marks otherwise

35)   Do/Did they need extra help? he was probably arbitrarily assigned a tutor due to his low marks but was uninterested in actually being helped and was a catty piece of shit the whole time

36)   What is/was their school like?

37)   Do/Did they have bullies in school? he’s a terrible worthless rat trash man and there was probably gossip that flew around about him but he loved hunting it down and intimidating the daylights out of the people who started it. even as a child he was a notorious drama monger and tattletale so it’s kinda in his nature. pj is a literally terrible person i’m so sorry to anyone who likes him for w/e reason

38)   Have they ever gotten into a fight at school? probably not many physical ones altho he’s def been punched a few times. most of his fights were probably weird high strung drama that contained a lot of passive aggression and counter-gossip and maybe some good ol fashioned blackmail

39)   Have they ever done something stupid/embarrassing at school? hard to categorize bc he’s a walking embarrassment

40)   How far do they plan to go with school? If they dropped out, do they want to go back? he dropped out and has literally 0% intentions of going back ever. and not as a char development thing either-- he’s never going to want to go back even if he improves as a person. it’s not his thing

Other

41)   Are they dating anyone? Do they want to date? Are the married? Divorced? pj pretends he’s shallow and only wants A Good Time but a bit more under the surface he’s absolutely desperate for more genuine bonds and wants Love And Affection and pretends ppl love him when they’re makin out idk. he’s a sad sad man

42)   What is their favorite hobby? Do they keep it a secret? he’s a boring egg who should probably pick up a hobby

43)   If they could have one thing in life, what would it be? what he’ll say he wants is like, more money/successful business but what he Needs is a kick in the ass to work on improving himself and to earn some friends who genuinely like him and to find a Meaning for himself

44)   Do they work? If so, what is it? If not, are they looking for one or even want one? shady information traderrrr he deals in secrets and identities of the asuran underworld

45)   Do they use social media? probably uses asuran instagram and snapchat

46)   Have they ever been in the hospital? probably for some very dumb injuries tbh

47)   Do they believe in the supernatural, that there is more than the eye can see? again weird Q in context of gw2 but superstitions... he’ll claim he’s logical but he’s prone to suggestion wrt this stuff and a huge chicken

48)   What do they do when they get angry, stressed, or upset? cry on bathroom floor with bottle of wine

49)   Would they consider themselves as a good person, bad person, or morally grey? i think he avoids thinking about this too in depth bc he knows he’s a bad person haha..... he’s a bit messed up atm because this doesn’t motivate him to improve despite knowing it. he’s just kinda... yeah im awful so what if you cant take the heat then get out of the kitchen

50)   Does this OC have any part of you in them? (I.e, personality traits, similar background, etc) yeah he’s a bit representative of the time period of my life where i was overfocused on Being Hurt and wallowed a lot in my trauma and i felt i was justified in being a pretty nasty person for whatever plethora of reasons, but i was stagnating and it was all hurting me really badly even if i wasn’t ready to accept that it was hurting me. i felt a huge sense of impending doom and not knowing what to do with my life or if i’d ever get better...

[wiener-blut]

i was tagged by my bb @babypaulchen ages ago and now the time has come to finally do this shit!! i told u i was gonna do it Brig!!

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (i wont tag anyone bc im doubting i even know 20 ppl on here lmao)

— what was your last…

1. drink: peach flavoured ice tea 2. phone call: my mom bc i asked her if shes interested in some hyacinth bulbs for her garden since the ones that stood in my room decayed 3. text message: to my cousin, setting a time where we can call and chat 4. song you listened to: actual surprise - its not Rammstein *ooohs and aaahs fly through the crowd* it was “The Schuyler Sisters” from Hamilton 5. time you cried: yesterday bc i had the worst fucking headache ever and i was being a whiny bitch

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: uhh no? 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yes, multiple times and ive come to the conclusion that throwing up makes me feel better afterwards like im back to being able to actually perveice my environment again lmao

— fave colours

12. black 13. pastel pink 14. actually i kinda love all colours idk

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes! 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yes, multiple times, good 18. found out someone was talking about you: like uh shittalking? idk so i guess not 19. met someone who changed you: uhhh kinda? 20. found out who your friends are: um well i found out that my friends are good friends and that i love them and that i dont want to miss any of them 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: what? u can “kiss” someone on facebook? lmao i didnt take a look on facebook for literally years .......man i had a massive brainlag here. i thought u can now “kiss” ppl on facebook like u can “poke” ppl on facebook and it didnt come to my mind this could mean “irl” lmao bury me IF it means irl tho, then yes

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: pff idk man who the fuck still uses that shithole of a site anyways

23. do you have any pets: no but i had a super cute and fluffy bunny and i still miss him and think about him everyday also i plan on having half a farm and half a zoo in the future

24. do you want to change your name: not anymore; i used to hate my name bc its so outdated and the only answer i ever got on introducing myself was “hey my grandma has the same name isnt that funny” but then more and more people told me my name was pretty and unique and well now that im older (sounds like im 40 lmao) im even kinda fond of it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: umm uhh i guess i was studying for my exams lol but i remember my gf cooking an amazing dinner for me 💖

26. what time did you wake up today: uhhhhhh smth around 9am i think

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: actually sleeping for once bc that headache knocked me out completely

28. what is something you can’t wait for: fucking going to fucking Hamburg in fucking five fucking days

30. what are you listening to right now: the birds chirping outside

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes i had a classmate named Tom........he was a bit strange tho.......

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: i cant think of anything rn

33. most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube

34. hair colour: natural? blonde / current? dyed it pink two weeks ago

35. long or short hair: long ass hair and i mean, literally, they reach all the way down to my hips

36. do you have a crush on someone: ohhhahahaha so, so many, one - and maybe the king of em all - being Christoph Schneider (not obvious at all cough cough)

37. what do you like about yourself: uhhhhhhhhhhh.........;;;;; i guess... uh... *insert more unintelligent noises* maybe my legs?

38. want any piercings: no, except for maybe some on my ear

39. blood type: 0 positive, i think

40. nicknames: Lily

41. relationship status: super duper gay af with @haifisch-ohne-traenen

42. sign: officially capricorn (i like to say “the last capricorn” bc it sounds like “the last unicorn” and well my birthday is on the last day that still counts as capricorn), but honestly im more of an aquarius

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv show: i recently watched Grimm and the story was okay but the cast was like super adorable and i fell in love with every single one of them

45. tattoos: none. YET. i have plans for so much i just am very bad at deciding

46. right or left handed: right handed 47: ever had surgery: okay, small story time. there are these childrens books by german illustrator and author “Janosch” in which a tiger and a bear are best friends and i used to love those books. so once, tiger got ill (his stripes slipped out of place) and he needed to see the doctor. and the exact line was “soothing small shot, blue dream, surgery over, noticed nothing, tiger healthy”. and i once was in the hospital bc there was something wrong my nose (i dont remember what it was tho) and so they anaesthetized me (and my fav stuffie which i brough with me for mental support) and afterwards i told everyone of my “blue dream” and everyone was like ????? wtf kid bc they didnt know what i was talking about and it was just some months ago when i finally found out that a narcosis isnt called a “blue dream” and that i just knew this bc of this books which i adored and tbh i was like MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE “BLUE DREAM” IS AN ADORABLE TERM FOR IT 48. piercings: none 49. sport: i did ballet for 15 years and i still love to dance around the house and the mother of my best friend once called me cute bc i cant stand still and always spin around or stretch my toes while lifting my leg or do some pliés and tbh i wasnt even aware of that

50. vacation: uh...i love? lmao

51. trainers: umm like my shoes? mostly wearing my black doc martens

— more general

52. eating: i love me some good salad with tomatoes, mozzarella and tuna but ngl a pizza margherita could beat that salad any time. or a nice ragout fin. or mac’n’cheese. i love food in general, okay

53. drinking: i’d kill for a tequila rn. but like non-alcoholic beverage - plain water, yes thank u

54. i’m about to watch: some movie with my gf which we havent decided on yet

55. waiting for: my gf to return home from work so i can smooch her pretty face

56. want: to cuddle honestly

57. get married: since its legal in germany for some months now... idk tbh, its not smth i debate about on a daily basis

58. career: um i have a vague plan for becoming a speech pathologist but yea... its very vague

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs

60. lips or eyes: gotta say eyes

61. shorter or taller: i dont care actually

62. older or younger: um sweats loudly...... older (fun fact i recently calculated the average age of my celebrity crushes....yes i was bored.... and it resulted in 50.... well.....)

63. nice arms or stomach: arms, fucc me up

64. hookup or relationships: relationships

65. troublemaker or hesitant: me? kinda both

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no 67. drank hard liquor: yes 68. turned someone down: not really?

69. sex on first date: nope

70: broken someone’s heart: probably

71. had your heart broken: uh yea...kinda

72. been arrested: no

73. cried when someone died: yes, im a whiny bitch so i cry easily

74. fallen for a friend: yeah binch im dating that lovely ho right now... im gonna leave Brig’s answer here bc its perf and same here

— do you believe in

75. yourself: ugh

76. miracles: i want to

77. love at first sight: no

78. santa claus: i want to lol but no

79. angels: fuck yes

— misc

80. eye colour: blue-gray-green-ish mud 81. best friend’s name: Dana

82. favourite movie: so? much? i cant decide, really

83. favourite actor: Tom Hiddleston, i love this british dork, lemme tell u

84. favourite cartoon: phuh, idk i dont really watch cartoons

85. favourite teacher’s name: SWEATS LOUDLY AND AGGRESIVELY i had two massive teacher crushes back in my school days and that makes me a bit biased but im gonna say Herr Wolf was a great teacher bc he always said “hey, astronomy’s a minor subject, the test won’t be hard and i wont give u homework, u guys concentrate on math, german and english” and tbh we need more teachers like that

[scottstiles]

I totally feel like Scott and stiles made out before maybe like when they were younger or drunk just out of pure curiosity and I don't feel like it was ever awkward between them they love each other sm and their so close n idk I miss em 😭

you are absolutely right to feel this way. scott and stiles started kissing when they were very very young. at first it just kinda happened naturally like, i read this headcanon or maybe fic where one of them, let’s say scott, is just so used to getting kisses from people he loves that as a tiny child he just picked it up and passed it onto stiles, kissing him all the time just to show he’s happy. kissing him hello and kissing him when he laughs and when he thanks him for sharing his toys and when leaves the stilinski house after their play dates. when he first does it stiles laughs and asks what he’s doing, only his mom kisses him like that. and scott just shrugs and smiles and says that’s what his whole family does, any time they say hello or goodbye or really just any time they’re happy. but stiles really likes it anyway so he grins right back and smooches scott while they both tumble down giggling.

once they start real school though they realize it isn’t really, well, normal for friends to be kissing all the time like that, so they just sorta stop for awhile. they don’t even talk about it it just kinda happens one day, scott runs up to stiles at his cubby to say good morning and gives him a peck, a little bounce in his step as he reaches up for the kid’s forehead. but he looks down perplexed cuz stiles has this weird look on his face, and his gaze is past scott’s shoulder to the kids behind him, who are staring and starting to whisper. stiles mumbles good morning and ducks his head down, scurrying around scott to get to his seat on the carpet in front of the teacher. after that it only takes a few minutes before they’re squirming side by side on the floor, whispering in each other’s ears and poking each other’s legs and giggling again like always. scott figures it was just first day jitters earlier, everything’s back to normal.

for the next few years their affection transfers from baby kisses to general young boy roughhousing, shoving and slapping and tumbling around to get the energy out. absent touches and caresses just happen all the time- scott knows when stiles needs to feel him close to calm his nerves, a soft rub on the back of his neck or between his thumb and index finger can do wonders. stiles knows when scott’s feeling down and just what he needs to perk up, knows how to get that smile back on his face just by slinging his arm over scott’s shoulder and pulling him close.

when they discover alcohol for the first time it’s like the curtain is finally dropped, like those invisible barriers they thought they’d built for the world were really just that- invisible, incorporeal, not real. all it takes is one shot from the sheriff’s liquor cabinet and they’re rolling around on the floor in front of the tv, laughing up a lung and clinging to each other like the ground is about to drop out from underneath them. scott’s face is in his neck and stiles can hear his heart pounding outside his chest when he feels scott’s breath ghost his skin and the goosebumps rise under the cool air. he almost panics but scott takes that second to tug him closer, wrapping his legs around stiles like a pretzel and clasping his hands together behind him. scott can feel stiles’ heart beating too, and then he feels his friend’s fingers in his hair, fanning out to rub the base of his neck like he usually does for stiles. scott picks up his head slowly to look stiles in the eye, and they lie there like that for a few minutes in silence, syncing their breaths into a gentle rhythm.

‘you know what?’ stiles says‘what?’ scott breathes.‘i’m sorry i didn’t kiss you back.’‘what do you mean?’‘that day, that first day of school, i.. i.... i panicked.’‘what? you mean like back in first grade? how do you even remember...’‘i never forgot.’‘wh-’‘i never forgot, and i’m sorry.’

scott stares at him and listens to the silence hanging in the air.

‘can i... can i make it up to you?’

scott doesn’t even have a chance to answer. he doesn’t know what these kinds of kisses are supposed to feel like, but if he gets to have this with stiles he’ll take it for as long as he can.

[leorugiet]

Name: Not-daughter Age: like. 12. Do you like to cuddle?: idk if that’s obvious yet or not Can we smooch Are you safe from smooches?: no youre not A night in or dinner out?: no one makes Doman or Galahdan dishes anymore so im making us those at home Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: BOTH. mine only. i kno u dont like em anyway :v What makes you a good Valentine?: u dont got a choice, u live w/ me u old fool im sorry not sorry Would you cook for me?: that’s the plan!  Would you let me cook for you?: *ugly laughter* we can have garlic bread again some other day 

‘Come now. You’ve grown. You’re at least 13.” Cor smirked, and wrapped his arms around her to hold her close. “Yeah, I definitely don’t have a choice with you.” He rolled his eyes. “I make good garlic bread... sometimes. Why don’t we just make Monica cook some Galahdan food?”

[pacman-tattoo]

Henlo!!! I was hoping you could do headcanons on the soulmate AU where you don't see color until you touch your soulmate and how the sincerely three (or the boyfs) react? Also, love your blog 💕💕💕

:000 heck yeah???

u said soulmate au so… u have my full attention

and my heart

i love u

imstillassumingthisisforxreadershitsocorrectmeifimwrong

under the cut since it’ll get long :0

im literally doing all of them……… because i need…….

heere he is

ok i had a lot but im prooobs gonna write a fic so

anyway

jeremy was probably confused and panicking tbh

but like

ur his soulmate???? he’s ur soulmate???? what?????????

like he’s happy but he’s so fuckin surprised, man

so u and jeremy start hanging out a bit more

colors kinda… flood in more as u spend time with each other

ok but imagine eventually he kisses u and its impulsive but after a moment u two pull away

and everything’s just so fucking vibrant and pretty and it’s just

so colorful

and jeremys just??? so happy and its adorable tbh???

happy boy. he loves u a lot and probably spends a lot of time just gazing at you soetimes because ur in full color??? and ur adorable and he loves everything about u from ur eyes to ur hair colr and just 

he’s so happy

michael. i love him.

michael probably gets rly excited at first??? like

imagine u two meeting like. in high school???

u two being friends

all u two is like. high 5 or somethin and bam

color starts leaking in

u dont realize it until u hug him and realize how red his hoodie is now??? like it used to be a loooot greyer??????

wtf????

oh my god

michael is ur soulmate

hell yeah

ok but like…. imagine the boy???

he’s so??? so happy???? after the two of u realize that ur soulmates????

he just hugs u a lot tbh?????

sometimes he just kinda gazes into ur eyes??? because u have such pretty eyes???????

evan hansen because i dont have anything dumb to put instead

evan probably gets rly surprised because you two probably met and your hand brushed against his like… once during class and the next day he started seeing how everything is slightly less grey

and the two of u meet again

he’s probably p anxious because what if it wasnt u tho??? what if it was someone else what if he just throught it was u oh god

u confronted him tho

evan was probs nervous about saying anything but was a lil relieve when u said something

u two became better friends

the first time the world became rly rly vibrant was when u gave him a smonch on the cheek

smorch

s  m o  o  c h

evan likes smooching u on the cheek because of that

its cute

cute boy

blue boy

love him

jared kleinman bc i actually forgot i was making dumb jokes for names

jared is probably the guy that went in for a hug one day, got the hug, and almost immediately there was a burst of color

i say a burst but its more like everything kind of immediately became less grey

he’s pretty fucking surprised, i’ll tell u that

he’s cool with it tho

probably jokes about color coordinating outfits now

how did u two not touch before????

fuck if i know

he jokes about color coordinating but u two do it one day

some ppl are like ‘oh my god they’re dorks’

other ppl dont even notice

its fun

u two do it more often bc of the mixed reactions

“you look like a fucking banana”

“thanks jared”

dumb comments like that all the time tho

like. both ways

also just

“wtf even is grey”

“idk. fucking weird.”

connor murphy. i gave up

connor probably got shoved into u one day

bam

color

red

it was blood

he was bleeding

rip

u pA NI C

WHAT THE FUCK

connor realizes u see it too

well

u two are fucked

(no ur not)

soulmate

gotta be friends

connor apologizes a lot tho

because u dont deserve a “freak” as a soulmate

:(

one day ur both out

doing shit

and u just

stop

the sunset??? is fucking beautiful????

connor stands next to u and u slip ur hand into his

and for once u two are just… kinda happy???

u two wouldnt see this without each other????

all the colors man…

all of em….

thats all i got

connor murphy: upset and regretful but eventually happy

[tiniestworms]

its late and im gay and emo so heres a bunch of my jjba ships n some thoughts on em

jonadio: only rlly like it bc the ao3 tag is the fuckin dirtiest and ive never been more blessed to read pure sin. other than that eeh its hard to get past the fact that dio is highkey obsessive but also it grants the opportunity for both dio and jojo to basically be giornos dad so??? its a weird one

caejose: my God i get so sad ? its not rly one of my big otps anymore but as one of my first big ships in the fandom i still hold it v near and dear to my heart…i also have the biggest soft spot for kinda rivals that turn to rlly close friends(/boyfriends) so this ships. kinda a given

jotakak: tbh i didnt rlly ship this at first but after decades of tag searching (and reading the 30 fics of sub jotaro oops) i rlly rlly like jotakak..also they make me sad considerin both of them never rly had friends at a young age and theyre the only 2 teens in crusader squad so them being together makes me weep just a lil. jk i weep a lot for kakyoin hes a baby boy

avpol: N Y A L L DONT EVEN KNOW how much i love them??? probably my biggest jjba otp but with good fuckign reason have u looked at them??? have u seen the fanart??? the fics????? ngl i woke up one morning and bawled my eyes out bc i got so sad abt them but anyways the point is i love them a lot mostly just bc they both get so close w eachother then all the Bad Things happen and wow their dynamic is so,..,.,so good. also the scene of them in the ova hurts my fuckign soul they hold on to eachother so closely and im aaaAaaaahhHhhdjhfhc

josuyasu: probs my 2nd biggest otp which is weird considering how indifferent i am to part 4 lmao. think its just cuz theyre the biggest bros and that grants a lot of opportunities of my fav tropes such as: straight guys think theyre straight but theyre not, really gay schoolboy pining, just bros doin bro things but rlly theyre More than Bros. plus end of pt 4 got me fucked up so im like eoeooooooaoaoaoaoao okuyasu deserves all the josu smooches just sayin

josuke/mikitaka: im disappointed that it isnt. that big of a thing but whatever anything with aliens im a fckin nut for especially bc miki is such a prettyboi and so is josuke

giomis: i rlly only like it bc of that One Panel like dam my boi gio is smooth af tryna get into mistas pants n shit. but also i rly like their dynamic too esp bc of how mista starts gainin loyalty to gio to the point where he just becomes gios right hand man?? idk its a Spicy Ship

fugonara: lmao if i hadnt read purple haze feedback i deadass wouldnt think anything of this ship (same w fugio) but i Did read it and god i love fugo sm. i already love narancia sm so it wasnt hard to start shippin em together lmao. fork stabbin aside theyre rly cute

fugio: gio is the gayest motherfucker and ngl fugos gettin there so???? this ship is on the It Just Works level. their interaction in phf kinda nudged me to the tag and now im suffering

sheila e/trish: this shit is so rare im not even gonna bother but dam itd be really cute like wow i love my lesbians

[toddhowardxreader]

:Get To Know Me Questions: 5, 17, 24, 33, 42, 51, 68, 76, 89, 90, 101, 113, 122.

thank you friend!!ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ

cut cus this got kinda long, i am boring i’m sorry

5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?i believe in both tbh!! reality is weird so why not have specters existing among us. aliens 100% exist and i will do everything in my power to meet/hug/smooch one someday. i’m not as much of a Ghost Fucre so i don’t know that much about them but they are Real i have Seen Them. also there was a ghost that haunted my old sbux store and a mild but benign spirit that frequents the one i work at now, true story

17. What is your best quality, in your opinion? none honestlyWELL i guess i’m like? i try to be a decent somewhat likeable approachable person?? i feel like i fail at that a lot and get irrationally petty or mean, but i do my best never to judge someone for silly things. like i will accept almost anything people do or enjoy as long as it’s not hurting someone yknow?? try to be friendly but i’m too bitter for it i think

24. What is your eye color? blue… i’m a basic bitch

33. Are you superstitious? GOSH i tell myself i’m not superstitious but i still catch myself doing things. like i’ll hold my breath going past graveyards but not a lot else?? idk i have shit luck anyways so it doesn’t really affect me. i believe in things like good luck charms i just accept they have no bearing on me haha

42. What superpower do you wish you had? i absolutely wish i had some superpower to like.. if not have some control over the flow of time, at least enable me to give the illusion i have. like idk if pausing time is a “plausible” superpower but IF NOT let me make a pocket dimension i can chill in for two years, cus that’s as long as it will take me to accomplish One task, and then i can emerge when i am finished. this makes no sense but yeah something like thatand IF NOT………..turning into animals would be super cool

51. Are you vegan/vegetarian? FUN FACT i’m trying to consume more vegetarian meals, mostly because i realized that i don;t usually eat meat products anymore (it’s expensive and a pain to make) also? like.. i had a weird epiphany the other day thinking about it and i’m not sure how comfy i am anymore about eating critters… i guess every once in a while i’m cool with splurging for a yummy meal but i’m trying to cut back on eating animal…makes me feel slightly better

68. Do you read comic books? AHH I TRY TO BUT MY ATTENTION SPAN is so bad! i have to be in the right mood to read comic books. but i have a huge pile of ones i’ve been meaning to get too… mostly marvel cus i’m trash and i’m always anxious about taking risks and buying books for series’ i don’t know about haha. unbeatable squirrel girl is god tier comic series, though. i love rocket & groot, howard the duck, and ultimate spider-man too!!! good superhero books

76. What are three things that you love? cats, memes, toys

89. What is your favorite number? either 4 or 69???

90. Can you juggle? UGH this makes me so sad because i have all the skills necessary for juggling i understand the technique and everything, i just severely lack the required hand-eye coordination and it SUCKS . i wish i could juggle so badly it’s such a neat skill :(

101. What is your Hogwarts House? this is another question that strikes such a nerve with me because i think i’m the only imbecil on the planet that doesn’t know their house… i am a fake harry potter pan… i’ve taken the tests so many times and i always get a different answer. also none of em really… hit home for me, you know?? i don’t really get a clear vibe from any of them. i am, as always, a misfit

113. What is the best decision that you’ve made in your life so far? HM!!!! these questions make me nervous cus i hate thinking about my life decisions and i also can’t remember a single good thing that happened to me everbest decision…. OH my best decision was undoubtedly, a few winters ago we found a praying mantis egg case and i decided to try and hatch them and it was such a good idea. propped it in a jar on the windowsill and sO MANY BABIES crawled out a few months later and we kept a few and raised them and it was so fun and i loved those ugly little bugs, i miss them a lot and i’d love to raise more someday

122. Have you ever been on TV?not to my knowledge! D: because this is boring i will give you another tidbit i just remembered, and it’d also the coolest thing that ever happened to me. when i was in first grade i had a subscription to the children’s literary magazine Spider and i was so obsessed with it. they had a segment where you could submit art and one time for the prompt “Jungle Animals” i drew a toucan and sent it in and they PUBLISHED IT!!!! i was eight years old and that was when i peaked as a human being