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f4y3w00d5 · 8 months ago

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And to finish up for the night here is my brief description of Every Song in Danger Days: True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys, by My Chemical Romance

Okay so basically this is their most recent album, 2014, and it follows the Killjoys as they fight against BL.IND (Better Living Industries) who seek to ELIMINATE all individuality. (Spoiler: They die saving The Girl in the music video for SING)

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) -

Upbeat!!! Dancing!!! Fast!!! You jump around screaming about doing crime and partying and sex!!! I love it!!! (you should listen to it after Look Alive Sunshine, which is the intro to the album and its just Dr D speaking, and at the start of Na Na Na, it goes ‘THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF! THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY!! TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD! KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE!!!’)

Bulletproof Heart

Uh so this is sorta less fast and stuff but its SO cool and idk how to describe it but its sorta jaunty? First song I listened to by the band!!! (Fav part is ‘and tho, I know, how much you hate this. Are you gonna be the one to save us? From. The black. And hope-less feelin. Will you meet ‘em when the end comes reelin? Hold, your heart, into this darkness. Will it ever be the light to shine you out? Or fail. And leave you stranded? I aint gonna be the one left standin. You aint gonna be the one left standin, and we aint gonna be the ones left standin!!!’)

SING

Aaaaaaaaa this ones so cool, took a bit to grow on me, its mostly slow and repetitive but the BRIDGE ‘Cleaned up corporations PROGRESS! Dyin in the PROCESS! Children that can TALK ABOUT IT livin on the WEB-WAYS, people movin SIDEWAYS, sell it til your LAST DAYS, buy yourself the motivation GENERATION NOTHIN! Nothing but a DEAD SCENE! Product of a WHITE DREAM! I am not the SINGER THAT YOU WANTED BUT A DANCER! I REFUSE TO ANSWER! TALK ABOUT THE PAST SIR! WROTE IT FOR THE ONES WHO WANNA GET AWAY! ……. Keep runnin.’

Planetary (GO!)

Okay so like omg. I love this one. Everythings amazin. Starts off slightly slow, and then starts movin faster around the verses? AND THE VIBES!!! Ive got a few favs and ill save them here (I love the way theyre said too-) ‘Ladies and gentleman, truth is now acceptable! Fame! Is now injectable, PROCESS THE PROGRESS, This core is critical, faith is un-a-vail-a-ble, Lives, become incredible-‘ and also ‘Youre unbelievable, ah, so unbelievable, ah, you ruin everything, oh, you better GO HOME! Im unbelievable yeah, im undefeatable yeah, LETS RUIN EVERYTHIN, BLAST IT TO THE BACK ROW- they sell presentable, young! And so ingestible! Sterile and collectable! SAFE, and I cant STAND THAT! This is a letter, by word, is the beretta, the sound, of my vendetta against, the ones that PLANNED IT!’ So uhhhhhhhhh yeah lol

The Only Hope For Me Is You

Likeeeeeeeee holy SHIT this one just sorta- idkkkk- ‘Where? Where were you when, all of the embers fell? I still remember them… covered in ash. Covered in glass. Covered in all my friends, I still… think of the bombs they built- IF THERES A PLACEEE THAT I COULD BE, THEN ID BE ANOTHERR MEMORY, CAN I BE THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOU? BECAUSE YOURE THE ONLY HOPE FOR ME! AND IF WE CAN FIND WHERE WE BELONG, WE’ll Have To make It on our own!! Face all the painnn and takeee it on, because the only hope for me, is you alone…’ its one of the slower ones tho

Party Poison

This one starts in Japanese for some reason??? Its hard to explain… another fast and dancy type one ig, but sorta raw-er? Its sooooooo weird- not one of my favs but its semi popular

Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back

Okay so idk how to describe this really- sorta gives Only Hope type thing but faster and sorta rockier? Idk. My fav parts tho!!! ‘Get offfff the ledge, and drop the knife… Not a victim of a victims life! Because… this aint a room fullla suicides- WE’RE BELIEVERSS I BELIEVE TONIGHT-‘ OH AND ONE OF THE MORE POPULAR LINES PEOPLE KNOW ‘Ill tell you well how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win… (WHO CARES?)- THIS AINT ABOUT ALL THE FRIENDS YOU MADE, BUT THE GRAFFITII THEY WRITE ON YOUR GRAVE-‘ then the last two ‘Im the only friend that makes you cry! Youre a heart attack in black hair dye! So just save yourself, and Ill hold them back tonight….’ And ‘We can live forever if you’ve got the time- YOU MOTHERFUCKER (OHHHWHOAAAA) Youre the broken glass in the mornin light! Be a burnin’ star if it takes all night!’

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

OHOHOH APPARENTLY THIS ONE IS TO SOOTHE THE KIDS WHEN THE NUCLEAR BOMBS HIT AND GET THEM INTO THE SHELTER!!! (yes there are nuclear bombs, its post apocalyptic lmao) I love the bridge- ‘Love, love, love wont stop this bomb, bomb, love wont stop this bomb, bomb, love wont stop this… bomb……. Run, run, bunny, run. Run, run, bunny ruuuuuuuuuuun’ One of the slowest in the album also

Summertime

Okay so this is prolly my fav? Idk how to describe it tbh….. I know what it describes for me buuuut you don’t wanna hear me be weird about people……. Ill just tell you my fav parts (that I relate to!!!) ‘Terrified of what I’d be, as a kid from what Ive seen… Every single day when people try and put the pieces back together, just to smash them down… turn my headphones up real loud…. I don’t think I need them now…. Cos you stop the noise!!!’

DESTROYA

………………fucked up robot song where you scream and moan. What else is there to say? (the porn bots In the story worship a ‘god’ called Destroya who will supposedly come save them)

The Kids From Yesterday

I love this one too. Sorta slow ig. Nostalgic maybe? ‘Well now, this could be the last of all the rides we take…. So hold on tight and don’t look back……… we don’t care about the message or the rules they make…. Ill find you when the sun goes black…..’

Vampire Money

Dance!!! Sex!! Upbeat!!! Fast!!! ‘Three two one, we came to FUCK-‘ and my other fav line ‘and get your finger on the trigger tap the barrel of the gun! Hair back, motherfucker, jet black, SO COOL-‘

@terrencetheshark14 you might be interested in my weird ass mcr related ramblings

#danger days #danger days: true lives of the fabulous killjoys #mcr

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wizardfrog69 · 2 years ago

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Helloooooo‼️‼️ Good morning/afternoon/evening cause idk what timezonenyou're in. :)) This request has suicide stuff in it so obviously you don't have to do it if you're not comfortable with that‼️

Basically, reader who is a minor (it's more dramatic if it's a child 🥰) is with the DOA. They already want to die, and tried a few times but Nikolai ended up saving them, because they still need them for one of Fyodor's goofy plans. And this time, the reader is just like "oh hi Fyodor pls kill me"

What would happen??? Would they die? Would anyone care if they die??? OoooOOOoOOoOOOoO

Thanks for reading this, and before you think anything weird, no I'm not gonna slide in the sewer, I'm just feeling silly

Byyye, love your works!!❤🧡💛💚💙💜 rainbow hearts cause you're gay 🥰

Omg I love this request, and thanks for making me laugh. And I'm in the European timezone, so it's morning for me. Good evening or afternoon, I'm assuming, but afternoon/morning/night

'•.¸♡ Let me die ♡¸.•'

Warning!!!! This contains a child wanting to commit SUICIDE and dying!!!!

If this subject is triggering in any way, please do not read! Your mental well-being is more important!

Angst (platonic)

Warnings! Suicide, description of suicide attempt (consuming rat poison), self hate

I know this subject can be very triggering, especially since the character is a child, so please continue at your own risk and please take care.

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Enjoy!

Fyodor/Nikolai x child reader (platonic)

This mentions suicide!!! A child wants to die in this!!

First point of view

I was forced into an organisation called the decay of angels. From the name alone, i should have guessed what it was about, but I didn't. How could I? There's a reason I want to die.

The people there are horrible, there's a guy, his name was Fyodor or something, he never comes out of his office and has this brutally cold look in his eyes, like he wants me dead. Then there's this clown... Nikolai was his name. The only nice person here is some guy named Sigma, but I can barely see or talk to him. Everywhere I go, it sucks but what else am I supposed to do?

I've had enough, enough of these people and enough of this world. I found a bottle almost full of rat poison. Since it's poison, it should kill me, no? I'll just drink the whole thing. But where? Here? No, I shouldn't. Someone might try and stop me, but would they? No, im useless. No one will ever try to save me.

I stand there, looking at the warnings on the bottle, I open it and sniff it. It smells... like fish? I cover my nose after smelling it. It smells like shit! Ew. I'm a bit hesitant to drink it. It smells like fish, so it must taste worse. Well, if I'm going to go out, I might as well go out with something that smells like shit.

I bring it to my mouth, but before I drink it, I feel a hand take it way, then my hand disappeared! What the hell! I look over and see the clown, Nikolai. That's my hand! My hand is in the air! I tried to move it, and I accidentally dropped the poison. Shit!

"Hey, let go!" I shout, he's not that far away, I know he heard me. He did so and walked up to me. "Don't kill yourself! We still need you!" He responded, he wasn't even worried! Does he not care??? What I-! Ah! "Why? What for?!" "Come with me." He took my hand and led me into the office of the cold guy.

He didn't even knock and simply walked in, still holding my hand. "Hey, dostoy~" He exclaimed. He never talked to me like that! How rude. "We still need this one, don't we?" He points to me. This one??? He could have at least not called me this one! The cold guy- Fyodor, looked at him and simply responded "yes". Fuck it! Maybe he can help me die. I walked up to him, the clown letting go of me while I walked up to the cold. "Fyodor, can you kill me?" I asked. Maybe he'll agree. I swear if he pulls the 'Oh but you're too younge to die!' Or 'you're just being dramatic' shit I'm gonna punch him. "You're already dead." The said plainly. What? I'm already dead? What is that supposed to mean?.... That... I was going to die at the end of his plan anyway?... Oh, that. It's what I want, isn't it? "Thanks." i leave, the clown staying behind.

It's what I wanted, I wanted to die, and now my death is final... shouldn't I be happy? Shouldn't I be relieved?... why do I feel this way....

Why am I crying....

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

Such a silly request :)

Idk why I made them cry at the end, ehm, yeah :)

Have a wonderful day/night, and idk, do whatever makes you happy :)

-with lots of love, Az

#bsd #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs #nikolai headcanon #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor hcs #fyodor #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai

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astraltrain · 4 years ago

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kinds of tumblr posts i hate

YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS OR YOU'RE SATAN INCARNATE

webwog and wike this and i won't kiww myself owo

now that you've seen this post you're cursed until yout reblog it

#every time i get this shit on my dash im like. yep. ok.#idk about you guys but if im suicidal im not gonna go ''ah shit but i got 700 likes on my tumblr post'' before i hurt myself #thats stupid. thats just stupid and those posts make me so so mad #because all it does is make the person seeing it feel guilty and like they have to help #when in reality it doesnt do SHIT #it just makes me so pissed off i cant even explain #because theres no way the op of any of those posts is gonna go ''damn i wanna kms but i just got another reblog on that tumblr post oh no''#fuck off #im. yeah im so mad and maybe im angry about other things and projecting my anger onto this but. idk it pisses me off sm #whatever just unfollow me if you dont like this post ig

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boxonarock · 2 years ago

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WIP Game!

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips. (You can make your own post or reblog this one!) I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either. Sketch titles? Comics? Dnd campaigns? If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!

tagged by: @bunnvoid @enchantingruinscandy

tagging: @stargazyng @rillette @catmanbowser @wingedrobins @red-hood-redemption if you guys want to or anyone else who wants to help idk who else to tag sorry aaaaaaa

lmao i have 700+ files help

adsfsddsgas

afggsasg

ahaha babe shh

ajdfoasjdfofd

ajdsoifajosdifjfdi

ajsodifodsif

alleyway hood

aogios

ARKhm

aurhUHG

ayy lmao

B I G Bo Oy s DO NT C Ry

babbs

batterrrrrr up

bear of truth (?????)

biking

bleuuhhgh

blod

blue sky

bluescluesedgypolicesketch

boya

break

bruh

bunny

burhhvhvhoaghi

cat+boy

ccs

chok

combini

croWBAR

cute cass

D O NG

dangerous

deku i guess

demon dance tokyo

DETECTIVE BLUES CLUES

dragon child

dream hair tbh

drinking

enenenenen

et tu brute

explodey

ez molduga

falling to the beat

fancy suit

fantasea

fayefaye

fhHDSHi

fk i forgot to study for my final ajsoigjhsdohds

forest boys

fucker

fUJ

gestures

gioto

glugglug

gogle eye

good alexandros song

gOOD girlS DOnT FIGHT

GUN

gyomei

hachiro

hardy speed

harley

harly

HDSOSJDOFI

he looks just like you

head full of nonsense

heY YA HEAR

HFDOSJKN

hhh relatable

hhHhHH

hhhhihdg

hhhihodhii

hhuhh idk

hohdoHODSIFH

hoiDSIOFJOS

hot fish guy

how do i fuckin draw arms

huehghhh

hyyyyppeeayyayyyy

i CAN dr Aw

i cant draw

i don’t really want to finish this

i don’t think i want to finish this

i hate lineart

i want to draw meteor but his rider outfit is really muuGHHH

idk some ikemen dude

ikebukuro take 2

ikebukuro

im gonna fuckin cry

in me dads car broom brrom

initial meeting

it’s ya boi sora

JABBERWOCKY

JAOSNDo

jasidfij

jasonanddicky

jayjay

jayybabyyy

jdjidodjf

jeanjacket

Jf Cu

jOIDSJOIDSJGOISJ

jSDIJFODSfjoi

kaaaaanooooo

kaneki is my spirit animal

karisawa and yumacchi

kidooo

kinda like pulling a trigger

koi fish pond at sfu burnaby excEPT NOW YOU CAN SEE IT IN SURREY ONLINE

krr gijinka

kuro kyoudai

labserver feels

leonardo bby ur awkwaard is showing

LEONARDO

library

lmao what the fuck

lmasomfdosif

lollypop

LORD KNIGHT

MAKE IT STOP

masaomi

mikcey

minion fanclub president

miya shits

mmmm i love trends

mmmmmeAAHAHAHHHH

mmnnanNANANdjsaflskd

moledude

mR GARFIEL

mugshots

neku

nice

nICOLAS

nightmare material

nitoh koususke

not katsura kotaro

O RE S A N JO U

oc profiles

okita

old thief dude

omg they were roommates

on the hunt

oppotunity

OVERHAULLL

paper bag

park demon

peachy girl

pickmeup

piece of shit

pierce the heavens with your drill

pinKY DUO

polaroids

poohbear

quick icons

quiet child

red hhh

reeed robin

rorororoor

rufkkfjn

sadterajoigsnhgoifdi

sagar

sanrio tattoos

seifuku

SELFINDULGENT

sendh lpe idk

shihtttt

shoto

silohuette idk how to spell

sk8r boi

skethy

skiddleskidoold

skykid

sleeby bois

sniper girly

snowman

some doods

some thing

something

space skater

speedpain

splAT

split

spraypainnnnnnnnn

street hood

street kids

suicide harley

sukiaruyo

suM KinGDOm FHOer

summer roxas

SUMMERSONIC2022

swogo

sword boy

syaoran

tabikaeru

tallno

talon grayson pt 2

teletubby zombie

tetsu

thatonekenshiyonezusongidk

the court

the epitomy of freindzon

theo

there’s a demon intokyo

thIS bich

this is going to be another okikagu sketch btw

timmy and his boo

tmnt fullbody

tmnT time

to be red hood or not to b

trainwreck

txt

u know when u wanna draw something but it’s not really working out be yeah

ugly reflection

uhghaiosh

umrbuel

usedtobecat

vagabound

venenne

warmup

wataridori

when the final project hits hard

why is this so hard to use

wiND BOY

wing boi

wobin

wowkillme

wrapped

wtf is this

XANXUS

yea it’s yoko again

yokai

yoko take 2

yooooooooooohei

yoshiryoo

#this is just the clip studio paint files #i didn't go into my sai files #those are too old #tag game

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sugasplug · 3 years ago

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EPISODE 6

tw: discussion of suicide

- "waah...good for you. im so jealous" BITCH!! BITCH SPOTTED!! but i cant tell if jun-woong feeling his fingers tingle is a continuation of the joke or a hint that he'll actually get them hmmm

- "what a conundrum" "it is a conundrum" i hate them 🤣🤣

- lmfao jun-woong rly went 🙃 ill go

- "you need to study hard if you dont want to end up like him" i wish that little girl from train to busan was here 2 stick it 2 this lady

- jun-woong: ykw fuck my job im gonna make this old man feel better *old man is young-chun* oshit my job?? word

- DID YOU NOT FIGHT BACK IM FUCKING WEAK

- ok full disclosure they said fuckit hes dead tomorrow anyway. is that even allowed?? is there not like a secrecy clause ???

- "ive seen people much filthier than this" bars

- this whole thing with the junkyard owner is sad as hell but also so obvious like sir is your brain working?? are the lights on in there??? if anybody said all that evasive ass shit 2 me id be like uh pause how bout we spark the blunt and u tell me what the fuck is going on cos thats like 4 red flags in a row right there sir. ill sit on u til i think youre safe to be alone ill give u a free fuckin COPD session. dont think i wont. but also ryeon and jun-woong said #ShootersForYoung-chun QUICK lmao

- this shit right here knocked the wind out of me no fucking lie

- ok ik dong-chil is like freshly traumatized from war and losing his leg and probably just lashing out at the only thing that feels safe enough to (aka young-chun) but bro. "id rather die than live like this"?? well u didnt. deal with it. still got 2 arms to hug your mom with bro go do that maybe idk. WAIT DONT TELL ME YOUNG-CHIL JUST WALKED AWAY ALL SAD AND SHIT FUCK NO YOU DIDNT SAVE THIS KID JUST TO BE LIKE oh he told me to fuck off.....ok i guess :( TURN AROUND BITCH

- his mom wasnt even there to make him the hot meal he spent the whole war thinking about T~T

- THEYRE NEVER GONNA LET THE 🐓🐔 GO god jun-woong is so pressed and ryung-gu is so smug lmfaooo

- dont get me wrong the va is shit but does s korea not have anything similar cos god DAMN my mans got some absolutely fucking rabid ptsd on deck

- ITS LIKE HES HUGGING ALL OF SEOUL DONT LOOK AT ME DONY FUCKIGN LOOKAT M E

- he found dong-chil!!! his little skip omg. but why did nobody ever get these 2 in contact before the LITERAL DAY OF YOUNG-CHUNS DEATH

- oh thank god at least he said smth and didnt just leave like that

- ohshit does mr sexy grim reaper is have a heart ?? and god ryeon mouths off like its her paid job lim ryung-gu really is all of her impulse control huh

- HE WAS SOO OFFENDED

- the fact that she picked up that precious trash barehanded but put her glove on to smack those thugs around...goo ryeon knows whats up. also she did that shit in heels 👀👠😳

- ryeons style of being all "ok. do what you want. but heres a poignant sentence for you to chew on and realize im right" is so sexy

- ohfuck mr sexy grim reaper actually showed

- HOLY FUCK THE ENTIRE ESCORT TEAM SHOWED

- did mr sexy grim reaper just try to comfort ryeon? are they trying to pull him into the fold instead of having him stay the risk management teams opposing force?? cos ngl without that outside tension+plot the week-to-week cases cld start getting boring n repetitive....either way ima need him to get more screentime

- HOLY FUCK THE JADE EMPEROR HERSELF SHOWED???

- WOW the way they showed young-chul as his young soldier self when jun-woong saluted him. ....hold on i must sob uncontrollably

- yknow im not a very patriotic guy but this ep fucking Got me

- "come back after you die. then ill think about it" KDHDJDJF MAAM!!!!! i guess that answers that question tho 😭🤣🤣

- ah the ol pout&whine, a jun-woong classic

- THEY WENT TO GET HIS PICTURE TAKENNNNNNN

#tomorrow #tomorrow kdrama #lu watch: tomorrow #lu watch #suicide cw

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unproduciblesmackdown · 4 years ago

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i am SO delighted to hear that the "detective and five people trapped on an elevator and one of them is the devil" movie is real and you saw it. also while trying to send this i accidentally clicked the Unfollow button (and then promptly refollowed), sorry about that

lmao i maybe wouldn’t’ve noticed, love Tumblr Notifications and how like, they display different on desktop vs mobile and the way it Condenses them is only so helpful cuz sometimes some of them only display for 0.2 seconds while i’m on mobile and it hasn’t Refreshed in a way that reshuffles everything and i can’t view that particular [Like from a certain person or smthing] ever again lmao like i hate this, it’s bad, just like that movie about people trapped on an elevator and a detective has to get them out and has to act fast b/c one of them is the devil

it is so stupid first of all like. it’s just overall not a great movie from Any of the angles it’s playing like. first of all the Detective is only around b/c he’s solving a nearby murder / death and making like. corny dumb “oh this is a Smart guy” observations about the Scene and someone is like “oh hey @ cops you’re already on the premises, come solve the mystery of Elevator Broke” like i don’t think that’s how it works and also i can’t even remember the reason they find this issue That pressing pre-realizing And One Of Them Is The Devil. maybe someone dies right off, idk. there is conflict on the elevator so naturally that’s a whole other thing like, we’re all trapped in this elevator together and maybe one of us is untrustworthy and liable to be dangerous to the rest of us like, i don’t know the Contrivance that makes these people think anything has to be done but just Stand Around for a while but it’s you know. that whole Thing where there’s a premise of “some shit is happening to Incite Conflict amongst strangers who are trapped in a bad situation together and they’re all apparently raring to judge each other’s moral fiber to decide who deserves Suspicion vs Protection.�� but also, one of them is the devil

meanwhile on the outside it’s this dumb Cop Mystery Drama where this rando guy apparently sets aside the death he was investigating earlier to solve this elevator situation (i think eventually it’s revealed that that death was tied to the elevator situation all along. i think that the devil killed the guy. or something) and also, maybe there was Coincidentally some kind of heist going on at this place b/c i remember at some point the detective (and some partner there too involved in all this) like, find some tools hidden in a bathroom like “aha this was Used to do [whatever]” and despite having no idea what the details are i Know i remember this b/c of at the time going “oh my god that is so dumb Nobody Would Do This / this makes no sense” lol like. writing not great. and this was maybe Not the devil, but a regular separate scheme to. do something

also there’s some aspect where Main Cop has some tragic backstory and is like, not over it b/c it was so painful. i think maybe someone like hit and run his wife or something like that. you know how it goes. spoilers in that i think the person that the devil is here to kill (more on this devil assassination thing....) was Behind That somehow lmfao so it’s like really??? is that our resolution, that people’s stories are Converging in a very serendipitous way b/c the devil would like to give people emotional catharsis......idek. look, spoilers, this old lady who “dies” in the elevator relatively early on turns out to have been The One Of Them Who Is The Devil, Act Fast. and it was this weird thing where the devil is like “grr whoever i’m even here to Get in the first place is just Such A Bad Person that uhhh i guess i came here in person to take them to hell” like.....what tf kind of Lore......this is definitely going with “aaaah the devil is evil” approach, not any more kind of Neutral figure, but then in the end apparently the evil devil is just really Judgey and Disgusted by someone being A Bad Person like??? you ought to love this shit!!!!! and anyways the detective learns that One Of Them is The Devil b/c when they take him up to the security camera display hq it’s like a) look at this scary Moment where the elevator camera feed gets staticky and a scary face appears for a moment (im not sure if i could see what it was supposed to be lmfao) This Means Something and okay oh my god i reread the plot summary b/c for the life of me i couldnt remember the ending, it is so stupid oh my god

okay so first of all the Dead Person the detective was investigating had left like a suicide note like “i am killing myself b/c um. the devil approacheth” like wow okay right off the bat? amazing foreshadowing. why does this person Know this?? and why should he care b/c the devil is here apparently for a Special Soul Collection like, this has nothing to do with you, random guy?? you don’t even need to worry like. just stay home from work to avoid the fairly minor problems that occur (like MAYBE one guy dies in the course of this story but i think it’s a little ambiguous, meanwhile whoever Really Dies in th elevator was i think due to like, suspicion and infighting lmao. idk maybe the devil killed a few of them. it’s weird) but yeah the highlight is this

everyone please enjoy this scene. security guy ramirez is explaining the Devil Expertise courtesy of Where I Come From where toast falling jelly side down is evidence that the devil is hanging out in the elevator.

while looking up “devil toast” the result immediately after that one was “the devil takes the toast” which is a devil takes the hindmost ytp which i feel is really fitting

it kind of undercuts the stakes i think when not only is the devil only sorta gently radiating Bad Luck but also is just super Righteous but like. yes it turns out that the devil is here to Claim a guy on the elevator was the same dude who Hit N Run the detective’s family (wife and kid apparently) those years prior......except like, it wasn’t even like oh he assassinated them On Purpose, it’s apparently already a Known Detail that although they ~never knew~ who killed detective joe’s family (idk what his name is idc) there was a Note left on the scene like “sowwy :(” like really? this is the Big Bad that the devil made a special corporeal visit for??????? and then, get this, when the devil is like “i’m not a dead old lady, i’m the devil, and i’m here to Get you b/c you accidentally killed a couple of people and i, the devil, am really disgusted by how sinful you are for that” the guy is like “yes that was me :’( i’m sorry” and then the devil is like “ah fuck you’ve Repented. i can’t take you to hell anymore. bye” like what!!! why did he only have to feel bad about it to get out of this whole situation when obviously he Felt Bad in the first place b/c he up and left a note like “[grimace emoji] aaa my bad” like, did he have to apologize To The Devil?? the lore i s2g. Jelly Toast Rules operating here i guess.

anyways then the detective who witnessed this i guess is like “wow the guy who killed my family all those years ago but i’m still sad about it.....well i’m gonna arrest him now. but also, I Forgive Him.” oh and also for a while there the detective was so gritty he didn’t believe in The Devil b/c the vehicular manslaughter apparently made him think that human nature was evil enough to not need the extra help. so now he’s made the arc of getting uh, emotional closure on his family’s death by forgiving the dude who i guess super crashed into them on accident, And gets to know that the devil is real actually and he’s on the elevator but now Not b/c he was like “ah jeez thwarted by this guy uh, feeling bad about the accidental deaths even though he felt bad in the first place” and there was no other point to the detective being there b/c he didn’t Really do shit except i guess drive this sideplot where you are led to believe he Might figure out who the Bad Guy on the elevator is. (it is the devil. one guy has a crime record or something but, spoilers, he is trying to turn his life around with some good honest work as a security guard or something. idk)

it was amazing and very stupid and i was continually indignant b/c the writing was dumb and made no sense and just so fucking corny throughout. the entire movie is called “devil” and i remember it was like “tf is ‘devil’” and as soon as it involved an Elevator i was like omg omg is this And He Has To Act Fast Because One Of Them Is The Devil, and it was, so that was exciting. it was a dumb waste of time but also it was not b/c it was *slightly* so bad it’s good. mostly Not Even. but just watch the toast scene there b/c like. i think that’s this movie’s #1 contribution outside that post about the plot summary.

#Thank You for this excuse to go on for a while about Devil (2010)#it's also weird it feels more like. mid 00s than that #anyways i appreciate you as always #just the shot of the toast going Thwack on the floor followed immediately by other guy going ''what are you - what are you Doin...'''#SO good

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mtmte liveblog issue 11

and here we have to conclusion to the shadowplay arc...

clearly prowl hasn't seen national treasure smh

prowl, what exactly is confusing you about ‘secret government-sanctioned brainwashing facility’

the fact that prowl was willing to go so strongly against his morals to protect chromedome...oof bro

so the senator is basically professor x and all the outliers are mutants. got it

senator shockwave was just a sexy thot who wanted justice....poor guy

so there ARE gloves on cybertron...am I to just assume that the doctors don't like using them for some reason????? I mean tbf I've known a few medical professionals who don't wear gloves during certain procedures, like giving shots which, imo, yikes I would never, even simple vaccines can cause bleeding, but to each their own...are ppe rules not strict on cybertron, or is there a low risk of infection transfer due to the nature of cybertronian diseases? ah, the real questions

anyways. I should stop going on extremely off-topic medical rants

I relate to tailgate in his tendency to misspell. these liveblogs would be unreadable if it weren't for spellcheck

ouch, the fact that cd ‘never really forgave’ prowl for leaving the heist party w/out a word, even tho it turns out prowl stormed off w/a final request to keep cd safe and out of it all....cd and prowl are just a big tragic trainwreck huh

its interesting that skids used to be religious, when it seems like he isn't now. Wonder What Could Have Caused That Shift In Ideology! Hm!

oh my god I love how ironfist’s fanboy ranting about the primal vanguard is cut short just as he’s saying ‘a bomb disposal kit once used by-’ bc its like Oh I bet he was about to mention tailgate, yknow, the guy who (claims he) was the primal vanguard’s bomb disposal guy...that's such a great little detail

the stuff we hear from roller about senator shockwave is super interesting - it sounds like he’s been pretty aware of the state of society for a while, and has been trying to combat it from the inside...which isn't going so great, it seems, considering the state of society at the time.

also the whole ‘modifying people to hold the matrix (sometimes without their consent?)’ thing he’s got going on is. interesting. again, is there any sort of ethics laws on cybertron, seriously guys,

oof, op cares so much abt senator sw :( they were in love okay

red alert :(

rodimus is such an interesting character AUGH the fact that he takes red alert’s potential suicide to be a personal failing on his part as a captain...which, yknow, that idea has merit considering rodimus’s part in the whole overlord thing, as well as rodimus having told red alert that ‘everyone thought he was losing it.’ yeahhhhh, that's not quite the approach to take w/someone clearly suffering from a paranoid breakdown

poor magnus has no idea about all the overlord stuff, which is what triggered red alert’s breakdown

tho, magnus, idk that putting red alert in a cryofreeze chamber or w/e is the solution here. although maybe they’re all just at a loss bc cybertron’s only mental health specialist is current hanging out comatose in a bar

are we supposed to (retrospectively) read into rodimus and drift’s agreement to put red alert in storage as a way of covering up the overlord stuff? did they deduce that he figured out about overlord and that's what caused his breakdown? rodimus seems genuinely distressed about the whole cold storage situation, but is there more to it than ‘I failed as a captain bc this guy had a breakdown under my command’? I genuinely do not remember a lot about the overlord plot bc I was so confused the first time I read it and the second time I was too busy being extremely sad, so.

genuinely shocked that cybertron even has ‘health and safety inspections.’ it just figures that the one ratchet conducted wasn't an actual inspection, but an excuse to prepare for some good ole fashioned heisting

man I love a good heist/break-in

ok so skids rlly is just here for his grappling hook hvbhksddfjbjkdf my man

UH OH SENATE GOONS. never good

whoa, cybertronians have glenohumeral joints?? tho, ratchet says ‘glenohumeral socket,’ which doesn't exist in humans - we have a glenoid cavity/fossa/socket that articulates w/the head of the humerus to form the glenohumeral joint, so, close enough

anyways, that sure was a nonsequiter. ratchet busting out his lock picking skills is dope. do they teach that sorta stuff in cybertronian medical school? maybe its in place of the patient confidentiality lesson

seriously, ratchet sure knows a lot about bombs for a doctor. maybe they also cut out the courses on ppe and patient consent to make room for the cool stuff like BOMB CLASSES

op really DOES like jumping off stuff, doesn't he

oh no senator :(

JK HERES OP BUSTIN THRU A DUDES CHEST

oh no roller :(

‘remember me how I was’ NOOOO IM GONNA FUCKING CRY. SW AND OP MAKE ME SO SAD. GOD

op yeeted that matrix bomb like he was trying to make a touchdown or...something. not sure why I chose football, the only sport I dislike, as my metaphor here

lol it blew up a police station, nice

god, that reveal that the institute that we saw last issue was just one of many....and the one we saw was strikingly awful enough, so the fact that there's a ton more like that....oof

also, again, super interested in the fact that cd was involved in this arc where they see how scary and evil the institute is and then ended up working for the institute - well, the ‘new institute’ - later on

I'm weeping at the ‘big reveal’ for tailgate being that orion pax is optimus prime....its so funny that he didn't know that so it was a huge twist for him and absolutely nobody else hvbakdjhfbksjdf I love tailgate

also. is that the picture somebody drew of op for tg lmao

:D and then skids manages to wake rung up!!! all by getting his name wrong lmao. tho, maybe all the storytelling helped!

oh shit its zeta (prime?), here to talk to op, presumably about becoming the next space pope

HHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD THAT REVEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! BROOOOO the senator shockwave reveal slapped me right in the FACE the first time I read this, and that's saying something bc I seriously only understood like 40% of the shadowplay story my first readthru. but the shockwave reveal still had me SHOOK like oh god that was so fucking brutal. jesus

like the fact that the emotionless decpeticon shockwave used to have a completely different look and personality is already crazy enough, but then the tie-ins of empurata and shadowplay? brutal and amazing

like, this is the kinda retrospective backstory stuff that I love. it gives a lot of cool depth to both the characters and the world. I feel like it really helped cement concepts like empurata and shadowplay in the world

and just, AUGH The Reveal still gets me...im pretty sure in my first readhtru I only picked up the fact that the senator PURPOSELY hasn't been named during this issue, and I was kinda ready for some sort of reveal but also figured it could be someone I didn't know bc of my limited tf lore knowledge, but even I knew who shockwave was and phew that blew me away

that full-page art spread is fuckin banging also

anyways, shadowplay arc! I really enjoy this arc and all its genre-hopping goodness, and the framing device of the characters telling a story is a lot of fun. plus we get to see a lot of cool backstory for many characters, and got tons of great worldbuilding for jro’s pre-war cybertron.

I understood a lot more of the story upon my second (and now third) readthru of the series, which was super rewarding bc the first time I wasn't able to follow a lot of stuff (1st readthru I tended to assume that me being confused about something was due to my lack of previous knowledge of lore/story, so I didn't often analyze stuff seriously, or even employ critical thinking skills lmao).

also some gnarly stuff went on w/the red alert b-plot, which we’ll pick up with later....

#lj rereads mtmte

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wilfred (2011) - season 1 ep1 “happiness” review

ok so today were reviewing fucking "wilfred" basically its a story about a depressed guy who tried to kill himself but he failed because hes a pushover in life and even suicide is mocking him yea jk actually his sis prescribed him placebo so the meds he used in his suicide attempt were useless yada yada

then he sees his neighbours (on who he tots have the hots for) dog as a man and hes like lol wtf why is there a furry standing in my yard? im not into dogplay dudette, please dont do this to me ah-

unfortunately for him the chick, on the next day asks to take care of her dog meanwhile because idk shit happens in her house? and she has to work? yea something like that so anyway he accepts because hes into her and out of it aswell more out of it than anything tho

our man, ryan is pretty disturbed but it happens anyway he has NO control over his life so why would he have control on a dog fursuit wearing 40 yo man? yea exactly wouldnt make sense

wilfred enters his house and smoke a damn bong thats right, a very efficient way to introduce what kind of character were up against see, jason gann has the perfect face for such character looking all dirty in that suit with a big ass black painted dog nose you gotta think "that dawgs up to no good" and youd be damn right keep reading to discover why so basically nm happens in this episode if it isnt the setting of all the shit because well ryan has a lot of issues and its gonna get worse you cant believe this dog is gonna make things better for ryan not really hes just scamming the loser with cheap tricks and drugs

btw after (trying) to vape or w/e with wilfred, the man falls asleep, wakes up because his sis whos a bitch, remember her

its important to spot whos a bitch in each show ill be reviewing its pretty easy to balance whos the antagonist and who isnt although it often is much more complexe than that which is why im here making it all very easy and very interesting, aside from lost cases like the magic school bus i cant make that shit any worse nor TOO better like i have limited power my reviews are sike but some shows are just nah back to our whipped cream: ryans depression: he is jobless ok? so his sis is mad that he doesnt make the effort to come work and do what he has to also he used to be a lawyer btw because his father wanted him to be and then his father died and he lost his job and he hated being a lawyer so w/e but he also seemingly lost all reasons to live and redacted more than one suicide letter so im not sure what to think about it he was really eager to die yknow his sis couldnt care less tho its like "yo stop ruining my image im trynna get you a job in my hospital fuckface" yea see that why shes an inconsiderate bitch

so instead of going to work because of wilfred, ryan takes him for a while btw that vermin also tries to get elijah (the actor playing ryan is elijah wood obvs btw so this series already gets 5 points to begin with i dont make the rules) to throw a tennis ball and dont forget this ball ok? its gonna come back and start a whole drama its the beginning of our adventure a ball

next theyre in a restauration thing eating chips and drinking a beer together dog and his friend then the waitress comes and

happens the tiddies eating, it almost one fucking minute im sure we could all feel the embarassement of having your animal rubbing its balls and penis against your friend whos over for the nights leg in the middle of spring and youre just trying to get it back but wow the hormones are hitting it hard its like a cleaning robot vibrating on a grandma whos cardiacs chest and you trynna take that little asshole away but for some reason its rubbed in olive oil so not only does it reeks of olive, its also slippery as heck and you can see your grandma spasmming on her soon-to-be deathbed, she has spasms for god sake no the robot no someone stop it from stimulating the old ladys torso ah shit marguerite died after drowning in her drooling

not even died of an heart attack nah, it was such a messy death she suffered so much no one could do anything its like the robot was sentient yknow and well same goes for wilfred hes making it on purpose but uses the excuse : he likes the boobs it nothing personal, ryan

w/e they leave after paying (not for the side tits tho, it was a freebie for dogs) after that shit happens (i wont spoil you EVERYTHING, im just painting a pic here ok?) at this point you could wonder "is wilfred being a dick on purpose or its just about said instincts? how much percentage of his behavior is actually dog and how much is ryans mind (the guy is deranged there is no denying that but how much? )) whats sure is that his owner likes her dog vm and hes maining that chick

good for him? but it also happens that before that, elijah just threw the ball above the gate and into his much less friendly neighbour because he was sick of the dog asking to throw it and so yea, there is a tension between ryan and wilfred not any kind of tension, exactly the kind of elija x reader fanfic i wanted to read except pov: im a canine furry and i smoke weed on a daily basis and im a jackass

theyre almost breaking up someone does something about it i was seriously getting into it wow oh no fuck look at me tearing one or two here

rip their new born bromance? or... is it all there is to it? well see no obviously its the problem we were waiting for because when our fella enters back home and idk whatever else happens its night and his sister comes home and she goes all "lol actually i gave you placebo itd be dangerous otherwise you numbfuck" but shes quickly muted once our man notices his dog friend in his yard... its time for a reunion a heart to heart conversation to proceed so he has to ditch his sis which he casually does bros before hoes

its again about the ball which HE WILL go and fetch by passing over the fence to get in neighbours yard but damn it cant be just that? wouldnt it make a lame crappy story? we need some actions, we got the tits, the beer, no job, delinquency has no limit so fuck it says the dog as he smashes the window and enters the bikers house because he SMELLS (like he smells the shit streaks you have on your pants) the weed, ryan is like "no fuck bro no shit fuck ah-" then sees the damn weed which they steal ok? hes really a pushover he has not got the right idea of stopping being one because thats what his new friends supposed to be here for yknow trynna get his loser into a winner, that lil camper gotta level up his game, go get into the business of life barging in kicking the door to enter, no shame nor hesitation were trying to make him STEP UP for HIMSELF but guess what? ill tell you later or itd be a spoil in a spoil surely a bad paradoxal medium w/e business going on blablabla theyre up to no good thats for sure as sure as how much ryans actually enjoy this the mans into this pee slash poop affair:

spoiler alert: he does it and

im just quoting him here : he never felt more alive nor glad to be so i guess thats whats life about shitting in peoples affair, stealing weed plants and quitting your job on your first day (you havent showed up tho so w/e you never really worked in that place no one knows you its all good you can get back in that place looking innocent and smiling with your broken ribs "yea nah i never had a job here and ditched yall huh" thats foxy of him kinda but not really since he had no intention back then to do anything for himself it was all strings pulled by a fucking dog hilarious really im having a kick haha no

so what next? theyre best friends? man and dog, a wonderful friendship happens he has no more family to support him but HE HAS A DOG guys he was so into it im feeling sorry for this hobot-to-be schizophrenic man

i wont spoil you but trust me when i say not to trust a furry who eats tits on your first date

in conclusion: it was a pretty decent first episode ill update my final thoughts on the first season once im done watching it but so far its recommandable the camera work is pretty cool like its not just thoughtless filming we actually have a nice feel to it, the setting of the series is esthetically pleasing you get nice colors and it aint boring, its not like a FRIENDS episode yknow? dawg i dislike how boring it looks filming wise for start but damn i aint reviewing FRIENDS rn so next, the comedy? after all its a comedy genre series not a drama, idk if id review an actual depressive show on here thatd bum the vibe out ok? i know im making all my revs awesome w/e it is that i choose to rate and comment but still im serving you a plate of my finest sheez not any fizzle in the mizzle ok?

anyway yea the humor aint bad, i havent laughed my ass of but i did find it amusing to watch the jokes may actually kick in in the second episode ill have to update this rev alright? just hang on to your balls peeps this fam will serve in due time

rating: 7,5/10 scenery/camera work 7/10 comedy 8/10 interest/entertaining points total: 7,5/10 for a first episode is fine enough to be recommanded, like a "give it a chance" sorta case yknow isnt the most hilarious show youll watch but its fine especially if youre into homoromantic tension between a furry and elijah wood

tg, out

#wilfred #review #series review #wilfred review #wilfred 2011 #furry #sike reviews

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wolfenstein youngblood was a god damn nightmare (spoilers at the bottom)

The Story feels like a sparknotes summary.

The best level, unfortunately, is the first level, on the blimp thing. After that, you kind of just have about 4 missions in the game left. if you don't count the side "missions" that can be boiled down to "kill this nazi/thing" or "press <interaction key> here".

Aside from that, you cant pause, you have to grind for better power-ups and money(or also REAL money! thanks for the idea EA!) to get better weapon add-ons (rather than finding weapon upgrade kits), the nazis respawn way to quickly, and it just feels empty.

You'd figure with it being such a new game, and being worked on by the same people who worked on the Dishonored series, that the map would look phenomenal, which up close, it does! But after spending about 15 minutes climbing to the higher points of the towers, you'd expect more than seeing the surrounding buildings, and beyond that...nothing? its like nothing exists outside a 10 mile radius, and the sky is always dingy and grey, which wouldn't bother me if it wasn't pretty sunny in most other parts of the maps.

=====SPOILERS BELOW!!!=====

There's about 40 minutes of cutscenes, but they don't do a good job of telling the story(or lack thereof). In chronological order(not the order they were shown), the important ones they go from:

•"dad's missing?nobody knows where he went! here are some clues! lets find him!"

•"you know where dad is? thanks french lady and mute man!"

•"i found out he went to lab X! heres a tape recording! theres a lot of close ups on this creepy mute guy...thats weird! is this too good to be true? nahh"

•research girl:*sees some random picture of a nazi on the computer terminal* "this random image i found with no prior context looks the exact same as mute dude...let me use my spy hearing device to spy on them...oh, they want to kill us? let me use the secret code phrase that we made up specifically for when the people we're working with are planning on putting sedatives in our wine and killing us in out sleep so they can know to pretend to be asleep!"

•oh no! the mute was really a Nazi all along! oh no! he has power armor! and its super high tech! oh no they escaped! at least our now one eyed friend is okay! and she has a note from Set that she forgot to mention!

•now that we got through lab X, we're in a cave! oh shit its dad! BJ: "ah man, im so bad, i killed hitler between new colossus and now, and now the world is ending! i cant fix it :( and idk how to use this god key to open the door..." *shootout with nazis* "whats this note you gave me? ZOMG, i guess i can break it in half and give you both a piece! Now you have telekinesis! (of all of the cool powers you could get from something called the god key, this is what they went with. Stunning) I'll hold off the incoming nazis by shooting to the beat of Staying alive by the bee gees

•Bad guy: "Hello, I'm bad guy, here's my audition for the role of joker in the new remake of suicide squad! as if the first wasn't bad enough! and also somehow i knew they were gonna come out guns blazing on my floor, let me meet them there by myself instead of sending my people!"

•lets sit in the rain a bit, i think we earned it, oh no! a bad guy plane! oh hey! its grace! now everything is okay! oh haha, so many funny one liners and sass! i guess we'll hold down this place! group shot!!! now lets hang out on this probably third degree burn-causing flaming hunk of robot shit to do an end of game scene where we talk about how the next one will be in the sky! Hope you liked Bioshock infinite!

Yeah, i was really excited about the game, even though it was going to be multiplayer, but over all? i hope bethesda does better on the next one(i personally kinda liked Bioshock Infinite). Y'all are having a tough time on y'alls new games, have mercy on DOOM Eternal.

might be missing some things, but i'll be damned if this isn't proof enough to buy this with extreme caution.

#wolfenstein #youngblood #bethesda #wish i hadn't pre-ordered it

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goddd I cannot believe u have read iwwv u don't know me but for some reason we watch like.. the same shows and now books lol. anyway can I ask what were ur thoughts on the ending? like to me at least it was onvious Oliver had not done it and he wasn't gonna pull a unreliable narrator last minute (despite being an unreliable narrator) I'm talking abt the whole uhh James is a**** thing.. like what HAPPENS NEXT? is he w wren? also I feel so bad for meredith like girl love urself.. sry 4 the essay

omg yes taste!!!! Also no I’m dying to talk abt this novel so don’t apologize if anything im sorry bc I wrote way too much answering ur question LGRNLRGN

IF WE WERE VILLIANS SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT go read it if u haven’t it’s legendaric

Okay the ending!!!! AH!!!! Okay yeah so I think it’s clear Oliver did not do it, I think the ambiguity lies more whether or not James intentionally killed Richard or if it was an accident. Like, did he see Richard stumbling out in the woods hella intoxicated and think to himself that this was the perfect opportunity to get revenge for all the abuse and torture Richard had been terrorizing him with??? Did he lie to Oliver? Personally, I believe James that it was an accident… of sorts. I don’t think James set out with the intention to kill Richard at all. But Richard was goading him and fighting him and after the buildup of cruelty and tension between them over the past few months, Richard be a homophobic dick and calling James and Oliver qu*er and prodding at the most important relationship in James’ life struck a nerve. So when Richard wanted to keep fighting and hurt him again he was like fuck this and he hit Richard too hard with the hook and that in tandem with Richard being drunk caused Richard to fall and die. And, like the others, James felt awful but there was a sort of sick sense of relief.

(Also, I’m not exactly sure Oliver counts as an Unreliable Narrator. I mean he is certainly keeping some things from that detective guy but, and I was reading something from M.L. Rio about this, like he’s literally just oblivious and dumb as fuck sometimes LKGNLRGLKNRG. So idk how often he’s intentionally Unreliable but I also get what you mean)

Anyways I’m totally a believer that James is alive bc despite enjoying dark stories im like okay but I need a happy ending LGKNLKRGlkenlgneg. Like c’mon they never found the body……….. A metaphorical death and shedding of his past life bc he blames himself for Oliver taking the fall is like the MOST tragic hero Shakespearean shit ever like it just works so well!!!!!! The part where Oliver describes the last time James visited him in jail…

“Oliver I’m begging you,” he said. “I can’t do this anymore.” When I refused again, he pulled my hand across the table, kissed it, and turned to leave. I asked where he was going and he said, “Hell. Del Norte. Nowhere. I don’t know.” (343).

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd. God. Anyways I think that was very telling of his plans. Hell (for “committing suicide”, moreso for all of his wrong doings). Del Norte is the beach that him and Oliver slept on that one night and so I feel like that place holds a lot of significance for them, but it’s a place only those two know the significance of. So, I like to think he ran away there and started a new life. He wrote that letter with the disjointed Pericles monologue I think to hint to Oliver that he was at Del Norte, if he wanted to find him, because even though his “death” was a self-punishment for ruining Oliver’s life, he still cares for him a lot and doesn’t want to be without him. Like a whole monologue about the sea????????? The fact that he literally said the monologue to Oliver while they were at Del Norte?? “To give my tongue that heat to ask your help; / Which if you shall refuse, when I am dead, / For that I am a man, pray see me buried.” LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAT god !!!! Also water is gay<3 and in my heart Oliver goes and finds him and they like work through shit and are together.

Anyways I don’t really think he’s with Wren. Their relationship during senior year was always sort of ambiguous to me…. Like they definitely got super close, they probably were romantically involved in some capacity (since other characters like Alexander who is much more perceptive were like Oliver how did it take you this long to notice LRGNRGNK) though idk if it was like the Encompassing Love Affair Oliver thought it to be bc he’s oblivious and jealous. And also like James was very much enamored with Oliver so idk. (EDIT i just remembered they slept together LMAO but i think my point still stands) In the epilogue Wren is in London and is a recluse and doesn’t reach out to any of the Villains which like. Good for her LRGNRLG even though I hated Richard I can’t imagine like how much of a toll that took on her to see her cousin die and all their friends be like uh yeah we should let him die and then have to keep up a lie like… even though she agreed Richard was awful that has to be so heart wrenching (badumtss) and life ruining. So I think she especially wouldn’t want to be with James seeing as he essentially led Richard to fall into the lake, though I’m not sure if she knows that or not.

And Meredith!!!! Like I’ll be real sometimes she frustrates me but I think she’s also SUCH an interesting and realistic character (which is something I love about this novel, all the characters are interesting to me and I like how the female characters are portrayed.... like i LOVE Fillipa she is such a bad ass bitch but again she’s not just like. Expected to always be strong and clever like she’s got feelings too. Anyways love her). As I said before I was perusing through the author’s tumblr a bit and ppl were like “omg why did Meredith go through all the male friends” like BYEEE literally feeding into the stereotypes that made her feel insecure and weak… (Also again, they’ve known each other for four years… so its not that insane lmao). I think Meredith’s relationship with her sexuality and beauty is very interesting and relatable for a lot of women (I mean I am not. Like a seductive femme fatale like she is but LGKNKRGN). On one hand she is definitely a multifaceted person who is more than her sexuality, on the other, she’s constantly Literally Cast by Gwendolyn in sexualized roles and seen as sexualized by her friends/bf (Richard) and constantly told her worth in and out of the theatre is her body. Like there is an interesting duality about the power she possesses with her sexuality but also the extreme insecurity that is bred by being constantly sexualized and this struggle of like knowing she has worth outside of her body but also sort of … not in the eyes of others. That scene where they’re doing those exercises of their strengths and weaknesses really Hit. Anyways yes Meredith love urself queen… get a hot respectful gf… become a powerful successful legend…..

Related-ish sidenote, obviously I like James and Oliver together the most though I will say Meredith and Oliver’s relationship was interesting though ultimately unhealthy…. Like one of the aspects I like about their relationship is Oliver respects Meredith and when he realizes he is falling into that idea that Meredith is this super sexualized person he’s like hold awn that’s shitty of me… But also I think the fact of the matter is that their relationship was catalyzed by shitty stuff,,, like lust and the need for revenge. Like I honestly don’t really think they would’ve gotten together if not for the extreme animosity with Richard and the adrenaline of like that whole show run and more particularly That Night…. It feels like they got together because they were drunk and they’re attractive, which like yeah fine valid, but also, subconsciously, to be like fuck you Richard. Like, guess what I’m with the guy who you’re constantly saying doesn’t matter. And also seeking comfort and validation when their most important people are not valuing them (Richard being literally fucking awful to Meredith, James sort of pushing Oliver away—again I think subconsciously was sort of a revenge jealousy type thing where Oliver is with the person that James doesn’t really like and makes not amazing comments about being promiscuous). And then their relationship I think keeps going because like. Wow grief is a bitch and they want some comfort. Meredith is drawn to Oliver because he’s one of the only people who values her for more than just a sexual object which like is What She Deserves but their relationship is like a mess of sex and guilt and Oliver is in love with James (the parts where Meredith drags Oliver for caring more about James… iconic as she should! Like when Oliver is like sorry James is visiting me I’m not coming or when she’s like are you more jealous of him or me when they kissed for that scene….. OOP!). Anyways idk if that makes sense but I find Oliver and Meredith’s relationship interesting bc it’s not like… the worst unhealthy relationship ever or anything and I think there is genuine care and love/attraction there between them but like Oliver is never going to totally Be What Meredith deserves especially because like… he loves James more. Also the part where Meredith slaps Oliver when he gets out of jail and he’s like yeah I deserve that is so GLKNRglkenrgnrg to me.

Anyways I probably have more thots but wow. This is long. Sorry LGRNLKRGNng

#if we were villains #books #anon #ask #okay i edited something and idk why tumblr glitched the fuck out at least on my dash but i added the read more again...#tumblr is a broken hellscape <3

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f4y3w00d5 · 9 months ago

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Faye Fangirls About My Chemical Romance, Part 1 (Danger Days

Danger Days: True Lives Of the Fabulous Killjoys – Sorta pop punk ig, some more rocky songs

Excluding the ‘songs’ where its just talking

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)

Bulletproof Heart

SING

Planetary (GO!)

The Only Hope For Me Is You

Party Poison

This one starts in Japanese for some reason??? Its hard to explain… another fast and dancy type one ig, but sorta raw-er? Its sooooooo weird- not one of my favs but its semi popular

Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W

Summertime

DESTROYA

………………fucked up robot song where you scream and moan. What else is there to say? (the porn bots In the story worship a ‘god’ called Destroya who will supposedly come save them)

The Kids From Yesterday

Vampire Money

@mayhem-moth

#my chemical romance #faye fangirls

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gayregis · 5 years ago

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OK first episode reactions

OHHH that was THE KIKIMORE............... im glad we get to see the fight because i mean. i would want some money for doing that crazy shit too. also you noticed how he killed the deer because he was probably starving.

the moment of hesitation before he enters the tavern......... OK... [jaskier or yennefer voice] dont you just wanna stroke his gross dirty white hair

wait the uhhhh... “tavern scene” occurs in the witcher right, so i dont have to be scared bc this is the lesser evil, right, right, maybe not, idk what theyre switching around

the fucking cease of noise as geralt walks in.... the MOOD

cavill is like way too fine to be playing geralt rn i mean this shot where he says point me to the aldermans house is really showing off his profile. i feel sympathetic for this pretty pretty man

oh im regretting not rereading the lesser evil right now. i cant remember WHAT the fuck happens in that story. he goes to stregobor first though right??? right? he meets with the alderman and the dude’s like nah you cant get shit for that kikimore head, but maybe this wizard will give ya smth

my lesbianisms thinking renfri is pretty VS my morality knowing what shes like VS my witcher fan knowing what the hell happens in this story.... fight

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE RENFRI SO PRETTY!!!!!!! shes SO pretty and cute..... yall are making me like her fuck you fuck you SO hard.

the voice acting is sending me kind of... this is actually a good geralt voice imo if you dont mind me saying that. i still prefer polish tw3 dub but this is actually better than fuckin delvin mallory in the audiobooks. no disrespect, peter kenny, you did dandelion and yennefer and the hansa well, but geralt..... hm....

okay jk actually i need more geralt lines in order to develop my thoughts on his voice. ill wait until edge of the world where he SHOULD be more talkative

are we really going to stregobor’s fucking tower where a naked woman illusion waits on him and he offers to give geralt a go at this basically fuck doll illusion

“where are you from, geralt?” “rivia.” SURE.... YOU LIAR...... liar .... just WAIT until baptism of fire oooohhh just you wait

also this girl marilka is so sweet, also makes me think because milva said she was called that by some. but thats why she changed her name to milva

“because girls cant be witchers right” OK you reminded me 50% of ciri but now youre literally just proto-ciri

oh.... no foolery with the magic door knocker?

YEP I WAS RIGHT WE GOT NAKED LADIES!

wow this exactly what i pictured the inside of stregobor’s tower to be like lmaooo

WHY DOESNT GERALT KNOW STREGOBOR???????

oh its so weird to see ciri like. like old at cintra you know what im saying . like im like wait wait how is she alive if geralt hasnt been there as ravix yet. not BAD just weird for me

“speak normally” this reminds me of in bounds of reason dandelions like should i give the account in verse or in prose and then he starts speaking with the most flowery prose and geralts like PROSE prose please

“if you had been alive during falkas rebellion” please dont mention falka already we’re moving too fast soon enough leo fucking bonhart will be at our heels!

“and she possesses the power to destroy us all” “i dont believe anyone has that power.” WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET YOUR DAUGHTER DUDE LOL

wow he’s really full body dressed in black leather. huh . and people say hes heterosexual fml

okay i thought them calling the girls “girl” was kinda tender in the series but now its even more tender when heard aloud.

eist is like really present here and i like him enough its just that calanthe was like way more important than him in the series though right

“it needs to rhyme” and “pretty ballads hide bastard truths” so are we really just stealing every clever word that jaskier can say before he even comes into it

LOL CIRI LESBIAN LIKE WE DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO GET TO ANY OF THE OTHER BOOKS..... she said BEGONE HET!

OH I LOVE HOW THEY CONTEXTUALIZE IT SO WE KNOW THIS SHIT IS TAKING PLACE IN THE PAST..... WOW GERALT IS OLD AS HELL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO calanthe was like 14 then right so LOLLLL GERALTS OLD AND TIRED lol

me: is a regis fan / also me: GERALT IS A SHITTY OLD BITCH LMAOO

uh oh spaghettios! its nilfgaard and one of their fun funky officers, son of ceallach! i havent seen him yet but im terrified anyways!

okay see this is how you do a PROPER adaptation. calanthe in the books committed suicide so she wouldnt be r*ped right as she sat in a stupid castle but this calanthe is on the fucking battlefield. this is why we stan middle aged women

eist: [dies] me: AAAAAA cahir: [is there Waiting] (i think its him maybe) me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ah fuck ah fuck fuck

ciri: why [is nilfgaard attacking] ? calanthe knowing DAMN WELL stupid fucking duny is her dad: uhHHhhHhH idk lol

“you will rule this land someday” nope again! [thinks about lady of the lake] nope and nope!

ciri’s “are you dying?” to calanthe on her deathbed is the new “was he human” yennefer asking if regis (as a giant fucking bat) was human

i love how looongggg these episodes areee omgg

but also i always thought of the fall of cintra as something you know like. it happened in two shakes, cahir kinda just took ciri up by her underarms (like longcat) and left

OHHHH THEY IMPROVED THIS SCENE SO MUCH I WAS HOPING WE’D GET THIS OMG OMG BUT INSTEAD OF TELLING SOME YOUNG GIRL WHICH HAD WEIRD KINDA GROSS CHEMISTRY WITH HIM ROAVCH GETS TO HEAR IT!!! THIS IS HOW YOU DO AN ADAPTATION YAYY

renfri: who were you talking to? geralt: .. my horse.......... all of the fans: [dialing 1-800-TROUBADOUR immediately]

ugh i really thought they were gonna adapt the sex between renfri and geralt out. ugh ugh . too much heterosexuality

WHOA. HOLD THE FUCK UP. HOLD> HE FUCK UP. CALANTHE ADVISED CIRI TO TAKE MERCY. THATS LITERALLY FORESHADOWING FOR WHEN SHE CHOOSES NOT TO SLAY CAHIR AT THANEDD. WOW. WHAT THE FUCK WOW. WOW’

ciri you are gonna regret stalling so hard when mr. ceallach marches in. just saying. RUN.

CAHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRR I ALMOST SCREAMED AND TORE MY STITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh.... ok...................... hm not what happened in the books.... where ciri is shot off in the midst of battle and crawls up next to a dead man and acts dead ........ lol cahir is even more evil now how is this possible i didnt think he could get MORE evil

[cahir voice] he deflected the arrow with his sword! ive never seen anything like it!

also have i said already that the cinematography is amazing. like the room where calanthe was on her deathbed.... that renfri dream was pretty cool too... just a lot of things are very pleasing to the eye

due to a injury in the carotid artery blood would be gushing everywhere. also is she prophecizing ciri? stop this there are already so many women in the witcher universe that give prophecy. theres like the girl in baptism of fire, ciri, everyone in ciri’s bloodline, and now renfri?

LOOOOLLLL THE HORSE

cahir: nice, GG guys, im gonna go get that cool promotion now, this will be epic, my mom will be SO proud of me-- ciri: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cahir: OH FUUUUCKKK

well that’s MUCH MORE of a report to file with your superior officers! “yeah so the girl fucking opened up a hole in the earth” instead of “ahh idk i fell asleep and when i woke up she wasnt there :/” .... cahir really is not getting that promotion now, huh

okay yall can say whatever you want about cavill as geralt but when he said “do not touch her” and moved his mouth like that? oh geraltisms.

this is a really nice episode i like how it just went into the action i wasnt convinced at first but ah this is quite nice. i like how it has JUST geralt and ciri in it and later yennefer will come in as her mom. renfri prophecizing was actually pretty ok, at first i thought i wouldnt like the change, but it makes it easier to digest for television. i like how they really emphasize that geralt is hated to all hell, and that ciri is powerful yet still babie. this is a good portrayal of both of them in these stages of their lives you know what im saying. also is cahir gonna chase ciri now for those Good Boy Black Rider points? bc there were shots of him in a forest. ah well whatever lets move to the next episode

#twn spoilers #thats what im tagging as yall #maj watches twn

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(part 1) ur gonna roast me for this but im legit curious why mafia AUs are so bad? im asking in a non confrontational way, i get it romanticizing mafia is wrong, but i also believe that 1)most mafia AUs are a really toned down type of mafia;2)they do make for some interesting kinds of dynamics with fanart and with fics; 3)in a fic specifically u can create your own world and call something mafia and still make it so they don't kill innocent people but only idk members of other gangs or sth

(part 2) plus theyre a way to put ur charas in a completely diff context and see what theyll do. i mean i dont believe that writing ships in a certain context (like mafia) equals romanticizing that context. mafia AUs arent even my fav things to read (in fact i almost never do), im sure many ppl romanticize it and i obvs dont agree with that but im just trying to udnerstand bc i believe fandoms are a way to explore things that we normally wouldnt.

I’m not gonna roast you don’t worry xD okay wait let me check if I replied to this already if yes I’m gonna c/p because it’s half past midnight otherwise I’ll just go at it again wait *checks tags* fff obviously I don’t have a general post but anyway pls read this after you’ve done with my post and then this which is also choke-full of links. plus for a (not nice) laugh: here. AH WAIT I FOUND THE POST.

okay, so, let’s have it out of the way: I have nothing against mob aus or crime aus. I have a problem against calling them mafia AUs because in the US mafia = organized crime at large, in Italy mafia = ACTUAL EXISTING ORGANIZATIONS THAT ARE ACTIVELY HARMFUL. now that I introduced the topic I’ll c/p you the reply I gave to another anon who while discussing the issue pointed out that most writers don’t even know Italian mafia is a thing, which is pretty much on the same discourse so...

*The thing is - in the US it might not be enough of a deal anymore and I honestly do get why people make the mafia = regular mobsters, since the mafia was the first foreign organized crime being exported to the US via italian immigrants (sorry if this sounds horrible in English but I just woke up and I still didn’t have coffee) so I understand that mafia became the umbrella term.But the thing is that - as you said, these people don’t even know that there’s a mafia in Italy anymore or where the word comes from.

I’m going to link to italiansreclaimingitaly’s tag about the mafia and its perception outside Italy because they posted about this extensively and it’s an excellent resource, but meanwhile I’m gonna do a very short bullet point list and about the topic:

Mafia might not be a big deal in the US, but it still is here. We have the beauty of four different mafias (Cosa Nostra - the Sicilian one, camorra which is the one in Campania but has tendrils spread everywhere, the 'ndrangheta which is in Calabria and the Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia) which are all active [especially camorra and 'ndrangheta] and whose actions have direct impact (negative) on our economy and on our society. Actually mafias are one of the main reasons we’re currently economically fucked up, and if I start talking about how mafia culture keeps some areas literally backwards I could talk about it for three months.

There are still people who are killed for standing up against them. These days the most prominent personality is Roberto Saviano who is a writer who dared to put together a book documenting minutely the way camorra works and he’s been living under protection for years by this point. Like, they want him dead because he wrote a book. And I’m sorta sure that he was talking about leaving Italy and going to the US after years of sticking with it here because he can’t take it anymore but I don’t know if it was a taken decision or if it’s still debating it.

It wasn’t even thirty years ago that we had the stragi di mafia - in english it’d be something like the mafia slaughters, basically around the beginning of the nineties there were a number of bombs planted by the mafia targeting people who were trying to oppose it including judges Falcone and Borsellino, actually the anniversary of Falcone’s death is like... tomorrow. And they’ve killed people for way longer than that. Here is a list of only Cosa Nostra victims including the ones from the eighties/nineties. And people are still dying because of it. The slaughters I’m referring to are just the ones in the nineties which are enough of a number.

They also perpetuate a culture where if you testify against your mafia-employed relatives you’ll be shunned forever. There are women who testified against their families and couldn’t see their children anymore never mind that they weren’t automatically considered a relative anymore the moment they sided against the mafia. Some people have committed suicide after becoming witnesses also because our police force/justice system can be terribly non-supportive in this kind of situation so they got left on their own. Never mind that back in the day - it was the beginning of the nineties? - I recall at least a particular story of - I think, correct me if I remember wrong but I can’t remember the names for the life of me - where this guy testified against the local mafia when he either used to work for them or was forced to pay them the pizzo and in retaliation his six-year old (or five? Anyway he had a son younger than ten for sure) got kidnapped, killed and thrown into acid to dispose of the body. That happened in what, 1993? 1994? It’s pretty much yesterday. And now the camorra is doing the same - there’s a list here of camorra victims among which accidental passerbys that got killed because they were in the way which I can tell just by glancing is not complete. And I’m not even going into the 'ndrangheta. That is to say, here mafia still kills people and cripples our country.

Now, I get that it’s a word, but the point was: let’s say that instead of the Italians the Japanese came to the US first and the umbrella word for organized crime was yakuza rather than mafia and let’s say yakuza was still what it was originally in Japan while in the US it stopped being a big deal and people write yakuza!AU instead of mafia AU. Let’s say someone Japanese gets angry at that and goes like 'listen the yakuza is a real deal it does this this this and that and it’s a plague in our country so can you please at least look it up before writing your fanfic’, which is what had happened way back then when this whole mafia and fanfic thing blew up. A bunch of people told us to get over it because it’s just a word and if it’s a problem in Italy it’s not in the US so why should they care? Now, if we had been Japanese (or Chinese or Russian or Mexican) would they have said the same thing? Considering the general tumblr attitude I’m pretty sure they would have received either an apology or 'this is an important deal let’s keep that in mind’ with signal boost reblogs and stuff.

It’s the fact that we should get over people not knowing that it’s still a real problem for us and that they can’t take five seconds to google it that is the problem imo. Especially when instead of mafia au you can just say mobsters au or tag it as organized crime and everyone is a lot happier, mostly because as the tag above explains romanticising the mafia is a good thing for them because it means they can act outside Italy with less stigma because everyone thinks that the mafia is dead or not relevant anymore, if I’m explaining myself. (And it’s active outside Italy - like, there was a mafia kill in Germany in 2007 where six people died (sorry the link is in Italian but there isn’t an English wiki page, if you look the city up you’ll find something probably) and it was because of the 'ndrangheta.

I’d really like to not get worked over it because it meant it was a thing of the past y'know, but the problem is that it isn’t and I’d rather spread some awareness in hope some of these writers look it up (because it’s a good thing that people know what mafia is since as stated they have tendrils everywhere - if you read Saviano’s book the entire first chapter is about how camorra regularly deals with Chinese import/export in Italy for one) than shrug and figure that since they’ll think everything is good for fanfic then it’s not even worth my time.*

Now, ^^^ that was the c/p-ed reply that should answer most of your doubts. What I didn’t address was:

im sure many ppl romanticize it and i obvs dont agree with that but im just trying to udnerstand bc i believe fandoms are a way to explore things that we normally wouldnt.

aaaand as we say here in Italy, this is where the donkey falls (sorry we have weird sayings), because in theory there’s nothing wrong with that... except that in 99% of the mafia aus I’ve seen around the thing is that they’re supposed to be cute.

like, I see a lot of shit with TINY MAFIA BOSS STEVE ROGERS with RUSSIAN ENFORCER BUCKY (????? bucky isn’t even russian???) and the yoi thing I saw before had the japanese character being the leader of a russian mafia gang which is... like... guys it doesn’t happen it really doesn’t, and a lot of them re-use wrongly terminology taken from the godfather without context or knowing what the hell it means, and it’s always from the criminals’ pov and they’re somehow seen as criminals doing justice where the police can’t (???) and like... no. mafia bosses/enforcers/employees are bad people period, and at least here if you try to leave or repent they kill your family in retribution. like, not even ten years ago there’s been a woman who used to belong to a mafia family (or one colluded with the mafia) who testified and her entire town/family shunned her and she couldn’t take it anymore and... killed herself drinking acid if I don’t recall wrong. it’s not even special cases. this shit is not funny, it’s not cute, it’s not adorable and it’s not good fodder for your imagine your otp scenario (srsly I saw one like.. let me find it,

LIKE. just look at this shit. in a regular context, the enforcer goes to the show owner to force them to pay a monthly sum to their boss lest they destroy their shop and their lives and their family’s life never mind that mafia culture is deeply homophobic so the mafia enforcer flirting with the shopkeeper is like completely fucking out of the question. I mean, people here like to shit on the sopranos but that show was actually excellent representation of Horrid Criminals Who Were Never Supposed To Be Good People and the small arc that happened when one of tony’s friends turned out to be gay (closeted) was REALLY well done. btw, it ended that when they found out he was gay most of the crowd rejected him and thought badly of him until I think they killed him also for other reasons, but that spiraled from finding out he liked dick. and that’s american mafia that they actually based on well-done research of the culture in Italy it came from, I assure you that here it doesn’t work that differently. like. the shit above is so inaccurate and frankly offensive, it’s like... I get people romanticizing problematic stuff but the thing is that when you tell them that it’s actually offensive you get brushed off as ‘ah well you’re being too sensitive it’s just a word u__u’. now, I’m all for exploring shit we wouldn’t be into, but not like THAT, because that’s like mafia romantic comedy and that’s not how it works. now, you wanna do a fic where the mafia characters are deeply flawed and bad people and the police tries to catch them? fine, great, go ahead. you wanna do a fic where the enforcer above deals with dunno an entire life of internalized homophobia when he finds the shopkeeper attractive and feels conflicted over having to con money out of him and doing horrible shit for a living and maybe understanding that crime isn’t worth it and then he actually collaborates with the police and gets shit from about everyone he knows and loves for that? okay, awesome, go ahead. nothing bad in that.

but the shit above is not exploring things we wouldn’t/writing darkfic, it’s THINKING THAT A CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION WHICH IS STILL A THING IN OUR PART OF THE WORLD IS CUTE AND ADORABLE. and that only plays in their favor because it takes the bad aura out of the word and we really should not let that happen. like. that is what is bad about mafia aus and mafia discourse, that people don’t realize the mafia is alive and well and thriving and not a thing that doesn’t exist or a generic word for organized crime.

you wanna write the shit above? okay, CALL IT CRIME AU or mob au, not mafia au.

btw, add-on: idk if I mentioned it in the above post or not, but in case I didn’t, I said that people would balk at the idea of a mexican cartel au. sadly since then I’ve found out a fandom where not only there is one but it’s also extra cutesy and people apparently love it and it has a bunch of kudos/comments and idek I’m not even touching that with a ten foot pole but like... I’ve avoided it and everything that author wrote because to me it’s just... nope. like, nope. if you do mafia aus don’t make them fucking cute. (also: in the same fandom I had to mute a v. famous fanartist whose art I actually liked but did cutesy mafia aus and.. like... haahahhaahahahahaha nah sorry. can’t go there. nope.)

#mafia #mafia for ts #Anonymous #ask post

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theinfamoussons · 6 years ago

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Shads’ UFS

1.18.14

If you swallowed your pride, you would choke to death. Disclaimer: ...This survey was made at midnight and beyond. Viewer discretion is fucking advised. 1.) Your fist has to be inserted into the ass of a Pokemon. Which, and why?lopunny because i just beat her in beer pong. she clearly won the bet 2.) What is one song you wouldn't be caught dead listening to?fuck. maybe brokencyde and all that? but i jammed that in 08. i wouldn't really be embarrassed by anything, i guess. call the docta, i'm a monsta. (already wasted) 3.) What will your face tattoo be for Summer 2014?LOVE IT. literally just a pot leaf, small. next to my right eye. 4.) Best "out of mood" set of titties you can think of? (Guy and Girl)wow. this requires some serious concentration.....AH CANDY KONG for sure. if deeks wasn't my bro... if deeks wasn't my fucking bro. for a guy, i'll say wers. there's definitely some fat ass pokemon i'm missing, but i'll stick with my grandson. globes gets an honorable mention 5.) Lickitung grabs you with his toungue, and you are dragged to the depths of a baseball game. Literally, to an underground rape chamber. Amidst the commotion of Tentacruel's tentacles nearly knocking you unconscious, you notice there are three girls (name them), and two guys (name them). Well, you notice that the first girl you named is in front of you (you can see her ass), and you realize you can save her from tentacruel's wrath by shoving your dick up her ass. Do you do it? Also, during the session, you realize that Machamp is vigorously pumping his rather veiny penis. As you are all swung around, you realize that as you let out your screams from being raped, droplets of Machamp's sperm go in your mouth. The second guy will now get raped by Machamp, unless you want to take it from Machamp to save him. Do you?the sad thing is, i'm CERTAIN shit like this actually goes down. that's just horrible, not gonna lie. the three girls are clearly fifi, fairy bomber, and rosalina. the guys are monte and jet. i would have to consider the pros and cons of saving fifi by fucking her in the ass, but eventually i'm pretty sure i'd do it out of the goodness of my heart. and jet...? machamp can fuck him. i love the kid to death, but i'm pretty sure he'd enjoy it a little anyways. 6.) Alright, big boy. Number these scenario's from "most likely to do" to least likely. a.) Lean, shoulder first, into a girl, and slowly begin to rub her shoulders until you reach her tits, and give them a squeeze.b.) Go behind a girl, and slowly grind with her, getting extremely sexual and then easily squeezing her cheeks.c.) Lifting up a girls shirt, sucking her nips and then quickly run like hell before she has a chance to react.d.) Pretend to "accidentally" elbow a girl in the face, and then romantically pick her up and ask her if she's okay, giving her a magical look in the eyes, allowing you to make a move.e.) Bringing her a drink, then spilling it on her, and offering to rub it away with your hands.f.) Smacking a girl's ass for no reason and go in for a feel. b, a, f, e, c(?), d 7.) "Molestor Mode Engage" You see a kind-of young looking girl from across the stadium, no idea what mood she's from. She flashes you and reveals a decent sized chest, and does a quick sexy dance, and blows a kiss and laughs. However, she is lost amongst the crowd. Do you go after the unknown young girl, or play it safe incase it's some kind of trap?charge like there's no fucking tomorrow 8.) Globes is ejaculating nutella, and you realize that a couple of Fan Characters are massaging/sucking his ballsack. Describe how you would go about either ending, or joining in, on this orgy.since they're fc's, they must be dope as fuck. damn, this is so hard to think about in a sober state of mind. if i was stoned out of my mind, maybe i wouldn't notice globes' smell so i could just go to town on one of the girls. but that means i'd technically have been in an orgy with globes. let's go with no for this one. 9.) You realize it's gonna be one of those nights. Your blurred vision slowly reveals Mogul in the nude. He's ripped, and he has a girl that you care about held hostage. In this biazarre situation he demands that you must abuse her, or he'll rape the shit out of you. Would you take it from Mogul to save the girl, or abuse the girl to save your ass?well, it's someone i care about right? goodbye to my asshole. wait, why's he ripped? no need shads. 10.) Just as Quagmire met his match, there will always be a bitch crazier than you. If you were in a situation where a girl was going hard as fuck on you (Streching your asshole, bending your nipples, yanking your dick, fisting your ass, tying and cutting off your circulation, etc...) how would you save yourself?i wouldn't. there's a very small portion of myself, repressed in the depths of my asshole, that would absolutely love it 11.) Name the worst kisser out of these: Daisy, Noki, Dixie, Bellossomi was like, who the fuck's "noe-kee?" but noki! (kid, you're a molestor). i'm gonna say bellossom. here's my reasoning. daise is probably #10 on this survey, i can't even think about doing ANYTHING with noki because that's fucking weird, and dixies got them nigga lips. so piks' whore 12.) What do you think is reasonable behavior when you get caught in a lie when you're talking to a girl?fess up. they'll find out regardless. if there's anything i've learned in my life, it's just man up to your shit and brace for impact a.) Whip it out and make some creamb.) Laugh it off and quickly change the subjectc.) Slap her in the face and hump her on the groundd.) Bring up some blackmail you have of here.) Man up and accept the lief.) Pretend to get a phone call and slowly walk away that's awkwud. let's order this, shall we.e if it's a serious relationship, if notd, f, c, b, a. actually i'd probably do all of those in that order. (i fucking died at c) 13.) If you were physically Machop, and Machop was you, would you still go hard and try to get girls? I mean, you're fucking Machop. But you still think the same...damn, this may be the hardest question so far. maybe, but i'd probably go after 5-6's instead of 9-10's. idk it would be grabs. maybe i'd commit suicide 14.) For whatever reason, nidoqueen wants you to eat her out. She is letting you choose hershey syrup, vanilla ice cream, honey mustard, or nutella as a complementary lubricatorial ingredient. Which do you choose? Give a little description of your sexual - bringing process as you slowly drive the three hundrer pound beast of a woman to a pleasing orgaIsm.first, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. second, why's there so many typos you chubby chaser? this is honestly THE single most fucked up scenario i've ever placed myself in, in my entire life. vanilla ice cream. if anyone picks honey mustard i'm gonna fuckign SHOOT MSYELF AHH NOW IM DOIONG TYPOS 15.) If you saw a Pichu take a quick small dump in someone's drink at a baseball game, would you tell them? Or let em slurp the rock?i'm staying the fuck out of the pokemon mood. let 'em slurp unless they're one of the very few people i truly care about. that shit is funny as fuck 16.) "I don't know where ya goin' but do you got room for one more troubled soul?" You hear Falco say to you. You must be extremely fucking wasted, because you have an erection at his voice and the sight of his birdly swagger. (You realize you can't get any girls for that night...) How would you use Falco to get quick relief while still (somewhat) keeping your dignity?how the absolute fuck do you expect me to answer this? maybe i'd just picture him fucking krystal and jack off 17.) What's a memory that, no matter what has happened or will happen, always brings you to a calm and serene state of mind?ignoring the previous question/my answer, this is on a very serious note. just the fact that memories of things--most things--are always there, and even if things or people change, you always have those memories fall back on. and sometimes it helps you realize things may not be that different. i see the words "Tiny" and "blows a load" in the question below this and can't take life seriously. i guess just living in the past a little sometimes makes me calm, but then coming back to reality is bittersweet. i don't know. 18.) Your head is grabbed and forcibly shoved to Tiny (from the crash mood)'s cock and he blows a load in your mouth. You immediately go to spit, but you realize you're in Bomber territory and if you spit, you will be killed on the spot. You have to run across the stadium while gurgling Tinys cum. Would you be able to last, or would you spit and have Ninja B end your summer?if it was to save my life, i'd try to gurgle. well not gurgle. just not spit. lmfao. but if i was shitfaced as it was, or just reacting to instincts, i'd spit immediately and be killed. baseball games are starting to sound less appealing 19.) Zebes offers you to hang with him at the next baseball game. Describe which girl you would bring along for the trip, and how you would dress/act around the big Z and Donks.ahh. i'd bring someone hot as fuck, but well behaved. krystal fits the bill. i'd dress and act normal, but not gonna lie, i'd try a little bit harder with everything. cuz why not. it's zebes and donks. come on. also i wouldn't get incredibly fucked up, because i'd make an ass of myself. 20.) Geodude has molested Jigglypuff, and you see her on the floor, nearly deflated and covered in sperm. You go down to give her some words of advice, and find that she gets a second wind and wants to fuck you. Taking note of her round and puffy physique, and the fact that you're in public at the baseball game, you...accept. maybe kick her in the teeth though, she's covered in geodude's sperm, that's fucking grimy. yeah, i definitely wouldn't accept thinking about it now 21.) You see an extremely attractive girl from the back and want to get her in the bag. You walk over and realize that she is you in female form... how do you give it to yourself?definitely in the ass because i wouldn't want to see my face. 22.) It is a baseball game near the end of Summer 2014... the clock is just about striking 3:00 AM. You inexplainably have large gauges (half-dollar size), and you notice a group of EXTREMELY hot FC's approaching, and they say they'll only do lines with, and fuck you, if you spit Scourge's semen into their mouths. This means that you'll have to transfer it from your mouth to theirs, (keep in mind at this point you've been drinking for hours and feel like death)... would you go through with the challenge?yep. literally no hesitation with this for whatever reason. probably just because this will actually happen. it's actually sad how realistic this is. 23.) This question is completely... just different from the rest. Try to take it seriously. Basically, you overhear Aiai and his gang getting racially harassed from some Brawl Trolls... would you get involved? Or just walk by and pretend you didn't hear anything?oh i'd fuck up those brawl trolls. i'd call them out in a heart beat, because aiai doesn't deserve that shit. the trolls are probably retarded and fat anyways. but even if they weren't (fat ass chance) there's still no excuse to start shit with someone like aiai. always stick up for my nigga. 24.) Out of these various events, name one that is enough to bring you to your senses, (even if you're completly shitfaced)a.) Globes rip's ass within 5 feet of youb.) Some puss from Olimar's pimple he just popped lands on your armc.) A Bomber's head flies through the warm night, nearly too fast to be seen, still screamingd.) You hear a girl scream as if she's seen a ghost b, a, d, c (that's how often i expect c to happen.) 25.) Generally, are you one to go along the crowd at high-energy situations? For example, if a good friend of yours was passed out, and you noticed people doing the usual antics of permanent marker, etc. But then they take it a step further and break out the tattoo machine, and even sprinkle a little piss or shit on him, would you defend his honor/join in/or just watch?damn. if they were like a good friend, i'd want to help them. sincerely. but 1) if i'm really fucked up i'd probably think it's hysterical 2) i'd just be happy it's not me 3) let's be honest. i'd join in. i'd probably start it though. to answer the original question, i totally go along with the crowd. but i start what the crowd is doing if that makes sense. 26.) What type of partier would you define yourself as? And to make it more interesting, pick ANY guy and ANY girl of your choosing, and define them as well from the following types: i.) 'The Big Sho' - #1 Big cheese. You wander around without a single fear, always socializing, never afraid to look anyone in the eyes, you scope out nearly every large gathering at the stadium and look for the freshest of meat.ii.) 'Silent But Crazy' - You party hard and in the shadows. Roaming around, you're never in one place for too long unless you've found a girl or some ridicuolously crazy shit going down.iii.) 'Thug' - You basically have mad swag, and display it through exaggerated forms of dance, walk and bravado. It's as if there are always camera's rolling on you, and even a simple laugh could be a movie scene to you.iiii.) 'The Energizer' - You are insane. You're loud as hell, always flailing around, screaming when the crowd screams, always yelling to people, pushing, shoving, drinking and dancing.v.) 'Casual' - You are a casual attendee. There are some games where you legitamtely watch the baseball game, and have conversations with your friends. Every blue moon, you may make a trip to get a standard snack or drink. After the game, you always go right home.vi.) 'Missionary' - You are always on some type of extremely specific mission, and pay absolutely no mind to anyone or anything that doesn't have to do with your business. Whether it be exchanging, buying, or doing something specific.vii.) 'Good Boy' - You are one of the few. But they are there. Most wear the 'Staff' badge proudly displayed on their clothes. You stand by, and watch and inspect the crowd to make sure everyone is safe. You can coordinate medical help if an emergency breaks out, you keep a watchful eye over the stadium at all times, and pick up any trash you see.viii.) 'Smogger' - You're a smogger. Meaning, you set yourself up in one place, and you don't leave. Be it your bong, your tobacco, cigar, drinks, you are rather stationary and are focused on ingesting your products of choice, and only go to the bathroom for sexual or throw-up related purposes.viiii.) 'Troublemaker' - No one likes these kind of people. These people are the essence of people like Dingo, who parade around, looking to piss people off for no reason. Be it punching someone in the head, spiking a drink, stealing a wallet, you're out to take advantage and make fun of people. i'm the perfect mix of the big sho and missionary, for sure. i'm a bit of a thug too. i'll say becky is a mix of energizer, the missionary, and there's some big sho in there. and instantly, lanky is the definition of a fucking smogger 27.) Name a mood, if any, where you would never tap a girl no matter how hot she was. sticks 28.) Do you NEED to drink/smoke to have a good time at a baseball game? from the few times (twice maybe?) i've been sober at baseball games, i've still had fun. it was just really awkward and i had to preoccupy myself with something else. you're reeeally fucking missing out if you stay sober 29.) Name some factors which decide that a seemingly harmless and fun time has turned into a very dangerous situation that you need to escape.it's sad that alot of these factors i'm about to name happen frequently. i'd say a serious brawl happening right next to you, bonus points for blood or pieces of glass. also when a serious drug is out, like the boundary's been crossed. i've responded pretty poorly in the past. but i remember being already in the fucked up state of mind and trying to hear my conscience over the music and people yelling. this is a story for another time though. what else? probably in general when i'm making my way through the bombers/eggs/gang territory. basically, if i'm not absolutely fucked up, i'm terrified. i remember being stoned thinking "what's wrong with this?" i almost died that night. good times. 30.) The morning after a crazy fucking party... what do you usually do to deal with the pain?hit the blunt my nigga 31.) If you are chilling with a friend who you know isn't a fan of partying, drinking, etc. Would you still drink/go hard as fuck? Or be more chill, or not even drink at all?why would i be friends with them 32.) You're getting blown in the bathroom, when all of a sudden, in walks Monkey Khan. You realize that he's extremely pissed off at you. Presumably, his girl is sucking your dick. Without ruining the experience, how do you get him to leave?allow him to fuck his girlfriend while she blows me 33.) Does the reality of the world ever get to you?yes, but i shut it out with substances 34.) Is there any type of drug or drink or anything that you have banned yourself from having?i've broken that rule twice and set new boundaries each time :( my newest boundary is heroin, and there's no chance i'd ever do that. or krokodil 35.) Have you ever been at fault for someone crying, when good times were supposed to be had?yes sir, only in a relationship though. could you imagine this happening during a ons. killlmeee 36.) Give me a 'yes' or a 'no' if you would accept food from the following people: 1.) Biscotti's from Bishop Bomber2.) Lasagna from Loo3.) Garlic Bread from Falcon4.) Cream of Wheat from Wal5.) Sushi from Musashi6.) Crabcakes from Eggy7.) Cupcakes from Birdo8.) Macaroni from Bean 1. yes (JUST to see if i could survive, no other purpose)2. in a fucking heartbeat3. yee4. absolutely not5. yesss6. fuck yeah7. no8. fuck no 37.) You have somehow become really good friends with Slippy Toad. Literally almost best friends, you've chilled nearly daily, done shrooms, shot the shit, partied hard. One summer night when you and Slippy are chillin together (the windows are open and a slight chilling breeze is blowing through), and Slippy comes back with some amazing Rootbear Floats for you two to enjoy. When the Football game hits a commercial, he looks at you and tells you that he feels comfy enough with you to tell you that he is homosexual and finds you attractive. He leaves the room to get another snack. What in the hell do you do? a.) Leave the houseb.) Talk to him and tell him that you appreciate his honesty; nothing's different between you guysc.) Tell him that you're a bit creeped out and laugh it outd.) Tell him that he shouldn't have told you that faggot shit and that you're not friends anymoree.) Punch him in the facef.) Tell him that you admire his honesty; but you're now a bit more weary about spending time with him. i'll go with b, but if he's persitant, a. maybe e for kicks 38.) So, you're having a great time at The Club with an extremely attractive girl, and she has just come back from the snack stand with some popcorn for you. A few minutes goes by, and you find something extremely cold and chewy in the popcorn. You eat a little piece of it and swallow, and can't recognize the taste. You take some of it out, and hold it up to the light to try and figure out what it is. You ask her and she laughs and tells you she put the bloody ear lobes of Ixis Naugus in your popcorn as a joke. You look at your hands and see the blood on them. What the fuck do you do? (now that i just threw my fucking hot dog away) i punch her in the face as hard as i can, then fuck her and shove naugus' ear lobes down her throat 39.) Since this is the last "real" question of the survey, it's going hard as fuck. Your blurred vision becomes clear as you are extremely freezing and feel blood rushing to your head. You are hanging upside down, and notice that people are throwing huge rocks at you. Some are missing, but some are hitting your arms. Bark the Polar Bear screams at you "Tell me your sincere #1 Regret in Life, and I will Release you and spare your life." ...You heard the man, no lying.i regret doing horrible things to people i love(d) that didn't/don't deserve it. very vague, but it applies to a lot of things and i still smell naugus' ear lobes. i regret letting people down. 40.) You walk outside, the sun is shining, it's the first day of Summer 2014. Everyone's having a blast in the pool, chillin in the club, and no one gives a fuck about anything. Congrats, ya made it.this isn't even a question, but my answer is carve out my eyeballs and fuck someone's mother. what up vanilla. --[ The Bonus ]-- 41.) You don't know what time of the year, or day, or month it is. You awake in a dark and moist room, and hear awkward moaning sounds, and the sound of an ass being slapped echoes very loudly. You realize that in the corner of the room, you can see a sihloutte of someone on top of someone else. Well... Wal is vigorously giving it to rosalina in the ass. You turn around and catch a glimpse of slender man. The room is large, dark, with no windows. You then turn back around and find Wal and Rosalina gone, you're on your own. You see a phone in the corner of the room. You run over to it, and can only make one call to a friend. Who do you call and what do you say? Slendy's hungry. hmm. i don't fucking know. wers. i'd tell him i love him and that his best friend got it the fuck in, and he should too. wers is probably one of the VERY few genuine people left in my life. 42.) Wild night out with The Chaotix, or Romantic night in with a girl?outtt with the fucking chaotix (fuck what i said about krokodil. jk) ~Well, 42 is the answer of life, so that's the last question. I hoped you learned something about ya self. Suck Big Ry's nips for brutal milk. (Tim's dick for Brutal Sperm) Black Bull, OUT!~ don't be out for too long. you saucy fucker. i learned a lot about myself.... (shit).

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