#idk I was bored

[cherpiet]

m'ennuyais mdr

[chaparro0456]

Damian eating dinner at the table with Tim

Damian: pennyworth this is delicious fantastic work

Alfred: oh I didn’t make it your brother Tim made it

Damian looks at Tim across the table : you made this ?

Tim: yeah

Damian spit out the food he had his mouth: disgusting you’ll never find a man

Tim gasped

[allmythologies]

greek mythology: goddesses & personifications

[ur-mentallyill-wench]

rip Jeff Winger would have loved class of o9 and therapy

rip Abed Nadir would have loved saying "its a canon event" and video essays

rip Britta Perry would have loved self diagnosing on tiktok and Taylor Swift

rip Troy Barnes would have loved mpreg and highschool musical

rip Annie Edison would have loved online school and the D.A.R.E program

rip Shirley Bennett would have loved facebook memes

rip Pierce Hawthorne, jk fuck him

[returntosunder]

Sorry if the quality is shit. I'm still not used to taking pics of my sketchbook

[starheavenly]

Drift cleans your aura

[captainmalewriter]

"Nooo WAIT!! Guys it's me, Garret!!! I'm the real one! That bitch swapped our bodies when nobody was looking!!"

The two cops dragging the screaming man stopped after he said that. Officer Jones was holding the door open for them. One of the cops looked up at Garret's eyes. He had a confident look in his eyes. As far as the cop could tell, this was the same calm, cool, and collected Garret he went through academy training with.

"Tsk! Can you believe this guy, Gary? Crazy what kind of shit druggies will say when they're all hopped on!"

"Amen to that brother!" Garret swiftly agreed. The three cops shared a hearty chuckle while the apprehended criminal's face dropped.

"Alright, let's go, buddy, you've got a long sentence waiting for you..."

"NOOOO!!!!"

The other two cops carried the criminal out into the next room for processing. Garret watched as they took him away, doing his best to hide his grin until they were completely gone.

"Whewww! Can't believe they bought it!!"

'Officer Jones' let out a heavy sigh of relief. Now that he was all alone in the room, he was free to relish the situation he found himself in. He thought he was as good as toast when the cops finally caught him. As he was getting arrested, he made a wish to get out of trouble in any way possible. As fate would have it, he wound up in the body of the cop who arrested him!

Officer Jones purred as he felt around his new body. His muscles felt firm and strong, and they felt amazing to massage through his uniform. His hands slithered down to his pants, then he gave his new junk a good squeeze and rub, causing a deep groan to escape his lips. He then stripped down to get a good look at his new goods. He whistled at the sight of his new thick tool. Even when soft, he was hung! Thankfully for him, he only needed to wait one more hour until he was off the clock. Then, he was free to do whatever the fuck he wanted as the new Officer Garret Jones.

[dittolicous]

does anyone else make bookcovers for their fave fanfics or is that just me???

no???...... ya me neither....

......

anyhow here are some of my fave zosan ones ive thrown together in canva at like 2am lol

fic sources in order:

Wanted by Hazel_Athena

Runaway Groom by CigaretteDaydreams

Falling In Love (Literally) by Purplepulu

don't look too long, or you'll forget to fall by Resacon1990

A beginner’s guide to courtship, by Roronoa Zoro by caparvisquartet

if no one ever hears it (how will we learn your song) by Resacon1990

Obelisk by DamianFinch

To Brighter Futures by Cherry_Sundae

First Breath of Air by Hazel_Athena

[strawberriianime]

Master

♡ master! muzan kibutsuji x succubus! reader

♡ CW: 18+ themes such as sexual content, muzan is a jerk, manipulation, unprotected sex, degradation, creampies, spitting in the mouth, spanking, punishment, rough angry sex, biting, the reader gets hit with a belt, slight humiliation, explicit language~

Muzan’s eyebrow twitched as he heard you drop, yet another book from his bookcase driving him out of his concentration once more. How could he focus on his task if you kept making noise?

Not even a millisecond later, another thud made Muzan squeeze the graduated cylinder he was holding, causing tiny pieces of glass to fly over his desk area. You let out a slight squeak as the man appeared behind you, yanking harshly at your tail causing you to fall from the ladder onto the hard wooden floor. Looking up sheepishly, you were met with a pair of piercing red eyes staring completely through your head. 

“I’m sorry master! It was just that the book’s where so heavy and I couldn’t catch them before they hit the floor.” you brought your knees up to your chest as your tail wagged like a snake along the floor. 

“Why do I even keep you around, if you can’t do anything right?” he spoke in a low voice, if it was possible you would shrink yourself even more than you already were. You didn’t say anything back, causing the man’s eye to twitch even more. Nothing outside of the regular things upset Muzan more than you. It’s like he had a special nerve that only you can hit. 

You felt a tight grip around your wrist that pulled you quickly to your feet, dragging you along the dark black hallway leading to an area you were oh-so-familiar with. It was his bedroom. No one was allowed into Muzan’s bedroom unless he brought you there. You were brought out of your thought as muzan tossed you onto the floor, as he made his way to a solo chair in the room removing his belt in the process. He sat on the chair shaking his head slightly in disappointment.

“Crawl over here,” he spoke, as you got on all fours crawling to him slowly and steadily before stopping right in front of him.

“Lay across my legs,” he commanded once more. Making way, you laid your body long on his legs which were quite uncomfortable for your stomach and boobs. 

Muzan ran his right hand along the material of the dress you were wearing, it’s not like it was covering much anyway. He stopped right where the tight material ended, pulling it up and bringing your ass into full view. He kneads the plushness of your bottom, completely naked already. He commanded you not to wear panties anymore once the relationship got intimate. 

“Now, why should I not strike you with this belt?” he asked tightening his grip around the black leather belt. 

“Master, I apologized for dropping the books al-” a very hard smack was brought onto your bottom causing you to let out a yelp.

“Wrong answer” he sighed as your bottom turned red like an apple, if you were human you would’ve been done for.

“I’ll give you one more chance.” he tapped his foot slightly looking down at you.

“I did everything you asked me to do-” You were cut off once again as the leather made contact with your bottom once more.

“Why do we have to go through this over and over again?” strike

“If I give you a task I want it done flawlessly” strike

“You dropped 5 books today, that’s 5 too many” strike

“Just pitiful” strike

By now, your face was flushed just as red as your bottom. He stood up, causing you to fall on your bruising bottom. He pulled you up by your forearm, and brought you over to his bed, pushing you down on your bottom once more causing you to hiss out in pain. 

He brought his face down to yours, staring deeply into your eyes. “What kind of succubus are you? you’re weak. weak physically and mentally. how does one who does the dominating become the submissive? What a waste of a demon, you should’ve been born human.” Muzan’s words were mean, you were always sensitive and did he know how to hurt your feelings.

He sighed, adjusting his clothing and loosening the tie he was wearing. He removed his bottoms, running his fingers through his hair. “Luckily I found you, someone could have really taken advantage of you.” he moved your legs to each side of his body, hardened length making way to your dripping entrance. 

Your back arched off of the bed as he pushed himself fully into your tight cunt, squeezing him with each muscle of your body. Without warning, he began pumping in and out of you causing the room the be filled with a slight squelching sound. 

“Master, you’re so deep” you whined as you pulled at the zipper of your dress splitting it down the middle and allowing your breast to bounce free. Although he’s never admitted it, it did turn him on watching you toy with yourself. Taking two fingers into your mouth, you coated them in your saliva pulling them from your mouth with a pop. You used the moistened fingers to rub circles on your clit, your other hand tugging at your nipples causing you to let out a sultry moan. 

“Fuck.” you heard your master say before you felt his warmth leave your body. That was only momentarily, as he flipped you around grabbing a fist full of your hair in the process.  He stretched your neck back, muttering “open” as you stuck your tongue out happily allowing your master to dribble his saliva into your mouth. “swallow” you happily obliged. 

He gripped your hips harshly, pricking through the skin as crimson droplets slid down your hip. He leaned over you, his chest to your back allowing him to deepen his thrust, the entire length puncturing your walls. 

“Master I’m gonna cum” you whined clawing at the bed sheets, chasing your high as a tingling sensation made its way through your body. Muzan let out a deep sigh as he rutted into you one final time, before allowing his seed to take over your insides. Just as your high was about to overcome, you felt muzan remove himself from you.

“Master...I didn’t get to cum” Your eyebrows furrowed with desperation.

“And who’s fault is that?” he asked straightening out his attire that he had quickly put back on. 

“Now when I come back, this room better be spotless. If you can do that, I might just reward you.” He walked out of the room leaving you in the dark and completely frustrated. 

[psdrawsthings]

lets go lesbians lets go

[eyelessfaces]

˖⁺‧₊ oscar isaac characters babygirl chart ₊‧⁺˖

[edwins-fangirl]

The definition of multi shipper is when someone ships Edwin with all of his love interests

[orion-somethings]

They are deciding your fate

The little dumb dumbs so silly

[theworstbatch]

– oh, yeah? how are you gonna do that? – you'll see.

[chaparro0456]

Damian hanging out with Jon after school

Jon : I wish i could go to a remote location to by myself you know

Damian: you can fly there just fly to an island

Jon: I mean i could but like i have to pay for  tickets and hotel room plus food and i don’t have that kind of money plus i don’t feel like flying for that long

Damian: oh right i forgot how poor you are

Jon gasped: rude I ain’t poor i just don’t a Wayne

Damian he blinks: that’s rich to you ?

Jon: dude your dad is a billionaire yes he’s rich he’s one of the 1%

Damian: dude I’m an al ghul i have my own island and stuff

Jon: you have an island?!

Damian: yes my mother bought it for me I was like 6 years old

Jon: .. can we go to it

Damian: sure but you’re flying I don’t feel like getting one of the private jets that my grandfather gave me

Jon: you have jets?!?