#idk I was bored

[catpursebitch]

[cherpiet]

m'ennuyais mdr

[beefycupcakes]

Chilling

[chaparro0456]

Damian eating dinner at the table with Tim

Damian: pennyworth this is delicious fantastic work

Alfred: oh I didn’t make it your brother Tim made it

Damian looks at Tim across the table : you made this ?

Tim: yeah

Damian spit out the food he had his mouth: disgusting you’ll never find a man

Tim gasped

[allmythologies]

greek mythology: goddesses & personifications

[starheavenly]

Drift cleans your aura

[bucksblr]

OLIVER STARK and RYAN GUZMAN as EVAN "BUCK" BUCKLEY and EDMUNDO "EDDIE" DIAZ in 9-1-1

S02E01 ✧ Under Pressure

[returntosunder]

Sorry if the quality is shit. I'm still not used to taking pics of my sketchbook

[lillithvexx]

Bells Hells as ✨rats✨

(in my opinion)

Fearne

Ashton

Imogen

Laudna

Orym

Dorian

Braius

Chetney

[cg4tgdaily]

day 24

[brutalbv]

Yeah

[ur-mentallyill-wench]

rip Jeff Winger would have loved class of o9 and therapy

rip Abed Nadir would have loved saying "its a canon event" and video essays

rip Britta Perry would have loved self diagnosing on tiktok and Taylor Swift

rip Troy Barnes would have loved mpreg and highschool musical

rip Annie Edison would have loved online school and the D.A.R.E program

rip Shirley Bennett would have loved facebook memes

rip Pierce Hawthorne, jk fuck him

[violent138]

Hal, flying into the meeting room: "There you are Spooky." *eyes him, miraculously still seated while everything else floats around* "I'm guessing you already know the gravity generation got fucked."

Batman, deeply annoyed: "Any word on how long until it's fixed?"

Hal: "You know how it is, all this tech mixed up together... we got a brain trust going to figure it out, but it could be while."

Batman: "I should come help."

Hal: "Nah, sit tight, we have it handled." *creates bright green scissors*

Batman: "Jordan, just fly me over there, I want this sorted out tod--" *grips table as the line gets cut* "--are you serious right now?"

Hal: "I told you to sit tight. Hmm. It'd be a real shame if someone unscrewed this table--"

Batman: "Don't even think about it."

Hal, twiddling around a screwdriver: "Or what? You'll ground me?"

[captainmalewriter]

"Nooo WAIT!! Guys it's me, Garret!!! I'm the real one! That bitch swapped our bodies when nobody was looking!!"

The two cops dragging the screaming man stopped after he said that. Officer Jones was holding the door open for them. One of the cops looked up at Garret's eyes. He had a confident look in his eyes. As far as the cop could tell, this was the same calm, cool, and collected Garret he went through academy training with.

"Tsk! Can you believe this guy, Gary? Crazy what kind of shit druggies will say when they're all hopped on!"

"Amen to that brother!" Garret swiftly agreed. The three cops shared a hearty chuckle while the apprehended criminal's face dropped.

"Alright, let's go, buddy, you've got a long sentence waiting for you..."

"NOOOO!!!!"

The other two cops carried the criminal out into the next room for processing. Garret watched as they took him away, doing his best to hide his grin until they were completely gone.

"Whewww! Can't believe they bought it!!"

'Officer Jones' let out a heavy sigh of relief. Now that he was all alone in the room, he was free to relish the situation he found himself in. He thought he was as good as toast when the cops finally caught him. As he was getting arrested, he made a wish to get out of trouble in any way possible. As fate would have it, he wound up in the body of the cop who arrested him!

Officer Jones purred as he felt around his new body. His muscles felt firm and strong, and they felt amazing to massage through his uniform. His hands slithered down to his pants, then he gave his new junk a good squeeze and rub, causing a deep groan to escape his lips. He then stripped down to get a good look at his new goods. He whistled at the sight of his new thick tool. Even when soft, he was hung! Thankfully for him, he only needed to wait one more hour until he was off the clock. Then, he was free to do whatever the fuck he wanted as the new Officer Garret Jones.

[sukibon]

small daisuke doodle

[chaparro0456]

Damian hanging out with Jon after school

Jon : I wish i could go to a remote location to by myself you know

Damian: you can fly there just fly to an island

Jon: I mean i could but like i have to pay for  tickets and hotel room plus food and i don’t have that kind of money plus i don’t feel like flying for that long

Damian: oh right i forgot how poor you are

Jon gasped: rude I ain’t poor i just don’t a Wayne

Damian he blinks: that’s rich to you ?

Jon: dude your dad is a billionaire yes he’s rich he’s one of the 1%

Damian: dude I’m an al ghul i have my own island and stuff

Jon: you have an island?!

Damian: yes my mother bought it for me I was like 6 years old

Jon: .. can we go to it

Damian: sure but you’re flying I don’t feel like getting one of the private jets that my grandfather gave me

Jon: you have jets?!?