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What are Customer Due Diligence (CDD) and Enhanced Due Diligence (EDD), and how does KYC Italy help?
As Italian Banks, financial institutes, insurance companies, fintech companies, cryptocurrency platforms, forex, trading businesses and other financial businesses rapidly do digital client onboarding and transactions, it becomes really very important to know your client quickly and accurately. GDPR regulators also keep changing their regulations to protect the data of European people and minimise financial fraud. Customer Due Diligence (CDD) and Enhanced Due Diligence (EDD) are integral parts of the identity verification process and help financial and non-financial industries to identify money launderers, financial criminals and identity fraud.
https://medium.com/@sophiageorgieva0/what-are-customer-due-diligence-cdd-and-enhanced-due-diligence-edd-and-how-does-kyc-italy-help-068bd81d1df6
#kyc italy#kyc solution#customer due diligence#client due diligence#enhanced due diligence#cdd#edd#identity verification provider
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#fraud prevention#fraud prevention solutions#fraud prevention technique#Fraud Prevention Strategies#KYC UK#KYC API#KYC service providers in the UK#Fraud prevention solutions#identity verification provider
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Mercado Libre has what's perhaps the worst app in the business, which is really embarrassing considering its size, and also just godawful customer service. I would prefer not to switch to amazon if I could help it, but goddamn.
#how many times do I have to scan my damn face and send you pics of my documents#I am embarrassed of this at this point#there's 2fa and then there's whatever this is#yeag sorry I no longer have the same phone number as when I made this account over a decade ago I guess#I'll try to send you my docs for the third time and scan my face AGAIN I guess#no it wasn't helpful at all WHY DID YOU SEND ME AN EMAIL PATTING YOURSELF IN THE BACK FOR THAT INTERACTION#you failed to help me in any way what the fuck??#if I could record my screen rn I would show you me going to their website. being asked if I prefer to continue using the app or the browser#choosing browser and then it opens the app. how on earth do you even fuck that up. I#personal#I actually have like. an unclaimed ninty eshop 20 usd card on my og account#that neither the seller nor the website will let me receive on a second account#no matter how I've offered to prove my identity#I guess it just sits in my messages forever now#I contacted them with the e-mail address I have linked to that account I can't access rn and had the worst interaction I have ever had#'hey I have a product key waiting in my messages but can't currently access that account at the moment. I can provide you witu verification#'I'm sorry we can only verify you if you were to contact us through this method w the same e-mail address you have linked to that account'#'... this IS that e-mail address. I've just explained it to you'#'You can use your e-mail address or username with a password to access your account and your messages screen'#'As I've already told you. It is not letting me even after I submit verification through your facial recog and document scan methods'#'we're sorry. you can try sending us an e-mail with the e-mail address (art**********@outlook.com.br) you have linked to the account'#'.....................this is that exact e-mail address. the one You Are Responding To Right Now. I've already told you this#*they send me a link to reset my password... for some reason*#*I sent them yet another. more politely and clearly worded message explaining my situation-#-that I no longer have the phone number they want me to authenticate it with and their alt methods all end up in failures when I try*#*they send a message telling me my support ticket has been marked as concluded and asking me to rate the interaction*#(an ad for their crypto business adorns the signature of that e-mail as a final Fuck You)#partway through the whole thing I started wondering about the cadence of their support's response and... I think it might be AI 🤦🏼♂️
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#kyc solution#kyc providers#kyc checks#kyc identity verification#kyc api#business#canada#kyc software#kyc in canada#background checks#kyc verification#fraud prevention
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Move To A Darker Place
This is a story of Man Vs. Machine.
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Last March, my father attempted to file his Taxes.
My beloved father is a Boomer. Unlike most Boomers, my father is rather handy with technology because he was one of the people that had a not-insignificant hand in Developing a hell of a lot of it. He was studying Computer Science at Cal Poly before the computer science degree existed. I have many fond childhood memories of skipping through the aisles of various electronic and computer part warehouses while Dad described something that either terrified the staff or made them worship him as a God. He taught himself how to use his smartphone. Internationally.
So when he saw the option to file digitally with the IRS through the “ID.me” program, he leapt at the chance to celebrate the Federal Government finally entering the Digital Age.
It was all going swimmingly for about six hours, until he was ready to file and the system told him that it needed to verify his identity.
“Very Well.” said my father, a man unafraid of talking to himself and getting something out of the conversation. “It wouldn’t do for me to get someone else’s return.”
The System told him that it needed him to take a “Digital Image ID”.
a.k.a: A Selfie.
“A-ha!” Dad beams. Dad is very good at taking selfies. He immediately pulled out his phone, snapped one, and tried to upload it.
Please log into your Id.me Account and use the provided app to submit your Digital Image ID. The System clarified.
“Oh. You should have said so.” Dad pouted, but used his phone to log onto the ID.me account, do the six security verification steps and double-checked that the filing looked the same as it did on the desktop, gave the IRS like nine permissions on his phone, and held up the camera to take his Federal Privacy Invasion Selfie.
Please align your face to the indicated grid. Said The System, pulling up a futuristic green-web-of-polygons approximation.
“Ooh, very Star Trek. Gene Roddenberry would HATE this!” Dad said cheerfully, aligning his face to the grid. My father is a bit… cavalier, when it comes to matters of personal information and federal government, because he’s been on FBI watchlists since the late 60’s when he was protesting The Vietnam War and Ronald Regan before he’d broken containment. Alas.
Anyway, there is very little information the federal government does not have on him already, but he’s as good at stalking the FBI as they are at stalking him, and had worked out a solution: He has something approaching a friendship with the local Federal Agent (Some guy named “Larry”. Allegedly), and got Larry hooked on Alternative Histories and Dad’s collection of carefully-researched “there is very likely buried treasure here” stories, and Larry is loath to bother his favorite Historical Fanfiction author too much.
But I digress.
After thinking for a minute, The System came back with an Error Message. Please remove glasses or other facial obstructions.
And here is where the real trouble began.
See, my father wears glasses that do substantially warp the appearance of his face, because he is so nearsighted that he is legally blind without them. His natural focal point is about 4 inches in front of his nose. While Dad can still take a selfie because he (approximately) knows where his phone is if it’s in his hand, he cannot see the alignment grid.
He should ask someone to take it for him! I hear the audience say. Yes, that would be the sane and reasonable thing to do, but Dad was attempting to do taxes at his residence in Fort Collins, while his immediate family was respectively in Denver, Texas and Canada. He tried calling our neighbors, who turned out to be in Uganda.
He looked down at the dog, Arwen, and her little criminal paws that can open doorknobs, but not operate cell phones.
She looked back at him, and farted.
“Well, I’ll give it a try, but if it gives me too much trouble, I’ll call Larry, and Larry can call the IRS about it.” Dad told her.
She continued to watch him. Arwen is an Australian Kelpie (a type of cattle-herding dog), going on 14 years old, deaf as a post and suffering from canine dementia now, but she still retains her natural instinct to Micromanage. She was also trained as a therapy dog, and even if she can’t hear my dad, still recognizes the body language of a man setting himself up for catastrophe.
So, squinting in the late afternoon light next to the back door, Dad attempted to line his face up with a grid he could only sort-of see, and took A Federal Selfie.
The System thought about it for a few moments.
Image Capture Failed: Insufficient Contrast. The System replied. Please move to a darker place.
“...Huh.” Dad frowned. “Alright.”
He moved to the middle of his office, away from the back door, lit only by the house lighting and indirect sunlight, and tried again.
Image Capture Failed. Please move to a darker place.
“What?” Dad asked the universe in general.
“Whuff.” Arwen warned him against sunk costs.
Dad ignored her and went into the bathroom, the natural habitat of the selfie. Surely, only being lit by a light fixture that hadn’t been changed since Dad was attempting to warn everyone about Regan would be suitably insufficient lighting for The System. It took some negotiating, because that bathroom is “Standing Room Only” not “Standing And Holding Your Arms Out In Front Of You Room”. He ended up taking the selfie in the shower stall.
As The System mulled over the latest attempt, Arwen shuffled over and kicked open the door to watch.
Image Capture Failed. Please Move to a Darker Place.
“Do you mean Spiritually?” Dad demanded.
“Whuff.” Arwen cautioned him again.
Determined to succeed, or at least get a different error message that may give him more information, Dad entered The Downstairs Guest Room. It is the darkest room in the house, as it is in the basement, and only has one legally-mandated-fire-escape window, which has blinds. Dad drew those blinds, turned off the lights and tried AGAIN.
Image Capture Failed. Please Move To A Darker Place.
“DO YOU WANT ME TO PHOTOGRAPH MYSELF INSIDE OF A CAVE??” Dad howled.
“WHUFF!” Arwen reprimanded him from under the pull-out bed in the room. It’s where she attempts to herd everyone when it’s thundering outside, so the space is called her ‘Safety Cave’.
Dad frowned at the large blurry shape that was The Safety Cave.
“Why not?” he asked, the prelude to many a Terrible Plan. With no small amount of spiteful and manic glee, Dad got down onto the floor, and army-crawled under the bed with Arwen to try One Last Time. Now in near-total darkness, he rolled on his side to be able to stretch his arms out, Arwen slobber-panting in his ear, and waited for the vague green blob of the Facial grid to appear.
This time, when he tapped the button, the flash cctivated.
“GOD DAMN IT!” Dad shouted, dropping the phone and rubbing his eyes and cursing to alleviate the pain of accidentally flash-banging himself. Arwen shuffled away from him under the bed, huffing sarcastically at him.
Image Capture Failed. Please move to a darker place.
“MOTHERFU- hang on.” Dad squinted. The System sounded strange. Distant and slightly muffled.
Dad squinted really hard, and saw the movement of Arwen crawling out from under the bed along the phone’s last known trajectory.
“ARWEN!” Dad shouted, awkwardly reverse-army crawling out from under the bed, using it to get to his feet and searching for his glasses, which had fallen out of his pocket under the bed, so by the time he was sighted again, Arwen had had ample time to remove The Offending Device.
He found her out in the middle of the back yard, the satisfied look of a Job Well Done on her face. She did not have the phone.
“Arwen.” Dad glared. It’s a very good glare. Dad was a teacher for many years and used it to keep his class in order with sheer telepathically induced embarrassment, and his father once glared a peach tree into fecundity.
Arwen regarded him with the casual interest a hurricane might regard a sailboat tumbling out of its wake. She is a force of nature unto herself and not about to be intimidated by a half-blind house ape. She also has cataracts and might not be able to make out the glare.
“I GIVE UP!” Dad shouted, throwing his hands in the air and returning to the office to write to the IRS that their selfie software sucks ass. Pleased that she had gotten her desired result, Arwen followed him in.
To Dad’s immense surprise, the computer cheerfully informed him that his Federally Secure Selfie had been accepted, and that they had received and were now processing his return!
“What the FUCK?” Dad glared. “Oh well. If I’ve screwed it up, Larry can call me.”
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I bring this up because recently, Dad received an interesting piece of mail.
It was a letter from the IRS, addressed to him, a nerve-wracking thing to recessive at the best of times. Instead of a complaint about Dad’s Selfie Skills, it was a letter congratulating him on using the new ID.me System. It thanked him for his help and expressed hopes he would use it again next year, and included the selfie that The System had finally decided to accept.
“You know, my dad used to complain about automation.” Dad sighed, staring at the image. “Incidentals my boy! My secretary saves the state of California millions of dollars a year catching small errors before they become massive ones! He’d say. Fought the human resources board about her pay every year. I used to think he was overestimating how bad machines were and underestimating human error, but you know? He was right.”
He handed me the image.
My father was, technically, in the image. A significant amount of the bottom right corner is taken up by the top of his forehead and silver hair. Most of the image, the part with the facial-recognition markers on it, was composed of Arwen’s Alarmed and Disgusted Doggy face.
“Oh no!” I cackled. “Crap, does this mean you have to call the IRS and tell them you’re not a dog?”
“Probably.” Dad sighed. “I know who I’m gonna bother first though.” he said, taking out his phone (Dad did find his phone a few hours after Arwen absconded with it when mom called and the early spinach started ringing).
“Hey Larry!” Dad announced to the local federal agent. “You’re never gonna believe this. My dog filed my taxes!”
Larry considered this for a moment. “Is this the dog that stole my sandwich? Out of my locked car?” he asked suspiciously.
“The very same.” Dad grinned.
“Hm. Clever Girl.” Federal Agent Larry sighed. “I figured it was only a matter of time before she got into tax fraud.”
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#Family Lore#Dogs#arwen#Arwen the Crime Dog#Taxes#Ronald Regan mention (derogatory)#long post under the cut#this one is funny this time#I could really use some extra tip money this month
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Top 5 Identity Verification Providers in US
2023's Leading End-to-End Identity Verification Solutions
In a world where data breaches and sophisticated fraud are on the rise, companies can no longer rely on outdated identity verification methods. The landscape is shifting towards secure yet friction-less solutions that leverage technologies such as AI and Biometrics for swift customer verification.
As we enter 2023, the identity verification space is expanding rapidly, with startups introducing innovative solutions that incorporate biometrics, face recognition with liveliness detection, machine learning, and AI in novel ways.
Before choosing a new identity verification platform or service provider, companies should consider key factors:
1. Level of Assurance:
- Determine the level of assurance needed – FIDO and password-less methods offer the highest, while knowledge-based verification offers the least.
2. Impact on Customer Experience:
- Prioritize friction-less verification to enhance customer experience and loyalty.
3. Cost Considerations:
- Compare the total cost of ownership, including implementation fees, per transaction costs, and other related expenses.
4. Security Measures: - Look for certifications, security audits, and encryption standards employed by the technology.
By conducting thorough research and prioritizing security, assurance, and customer experience, businesses can find an identity verification partner that safeguards their interests while providing a seamless user experience.
In this article, we've compiled a list of top identity verification solutions leading the way into 2023. From enterprise-level platforms handling millions of versification daily to specialized solutions tailored for specific industries, there's an option for every use case and budget. The future of identity verification is here – are you ready to embrace it?
Understanding Identity Verification and Its Significance
Identity verification is the process of confirming an individual's identity using government-issued IDs like passports, driver's licenses, or utility bills. It plays a crucial role in preventing fraud and ensuring security, especially as more aspects of our lives move online.
For businesses, identity verification builds trust with customers and helps avoid penalties. Financial institutions are legally obligated to verify customers' identities to prevent money laundering, while retailers use ID checks to reduce chargebacks and fraud.
Several options exist for identity verification, including knowledge-based verification, biometrics (fingerprint, facial recognition, voice matching), and digital ID systems.
Top Solutions for 2023
The leading identity verification solutions for 2023 employ multiple methods, including:
- Knowledge-based verification and biometrics with facial recognition and liveness tests for maximum security.
- Digital IDs linked to government-issued IDs for convenient mobile verification.
- Artificial intelligence for analyzing IDs and detecting fakes.
- Document Verification, Address Verification, and Robust Liveness Tests.
Here Are The Top 05 Best Identity Verification Software Available In Today’s Market
Simplici: Revolutionizing Identity Verification with Cutting-edge Technology Simplici is one of the world's foremost identity verification software, powered by cutting-edge AI and Biometrics, Simplici stands at the forefront of identity verification software. Our commitment is simple: make business interactions safe, easy, and secure for everyone. DON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE SAY, TRY US FOR FREE!
Jumio: A Pioneer in Identity Verification Solutions Jumio is a trusted name in the industry, known for its innovative approach to identity verification. Leveraging artificial intelligence and biometric technology, Jumio provides a robust solution for secure and efficient identity verification.
Trulioo: Global Identity Verification for a Connected World Trulioo offers a global identity verification platform, catering to businesses operating in a connected world. With a focus on compliance and accuracy, Trulioo ensures that businesses can verify identities across borders with confidence.
Onfido: Seamless Identity Verification for the Digital Age Onfido specializes in providing seamless identity verification solutions for the digital age. Their platform combines artificial intelligence and machine learning to deliver fast and accurate identity verification, enhancing trust in online transactions.
ID.me: Identity Verification for a Trusted Digital Ecosystem ID.me is a comprehensive identity verification platform designed to create a trusted digital ecosystem. With a focus on security and user privacy, ID.me provides identity verification services for various industries, including finance, healthcare, and government. These five identity verification software options represent the best in the market today, each offering unique features and strengths to meet the diverse needs of businesses and individuals in an increasingly digital world.
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RPACPC Is The Best Identity Verification Platform in India
There are several identity verification platforms available in India, including Aadhaar, e-KYC, Digilocker, and RPACPC. Each platform has its unique features, capabilities, and effectiveness. Aadhaar is a biometric identification system that is widely used across India, while e-KYC provides a simple and easy way to verify identity electronically. Digilocker allows users to store and share digital copies of their documents, while RPACPC offers a GST verification API, 206AB Compliance Check, Pan Status, Pan Aadhaar Link for secure and reliable identity verification. When choosing an identity verification platform, it is essential to consider factors such as security, accuracy, and ease of use.
The Best Service Provided By RPACPC
GST verification API
GST verification API is a digital tool that enables businesses and individuals to verify the GST registration status of a particular business or entity. This API is typically provided by GST Suvidha Providers (GSPs) or other authorized entities and allows users to perform real-time verification of GST registration numbers. The API works by accessing the GST database and retrieving information on the registration status of the business or entity in question. This information can include details such as the registered name, address, and date of registration. The GST verification API is an important tool for businesses to verify the authenticity of their suppliers and partners, as well as for ensuring compliance with GST regulations.
206AB Compliance Check
206AB Compliance Check API is a digital tool that helps businesses and individuals to check their compliance with Section 206AB of the Income Tax Act. This section was introduced in the Finance Act of 2021 and requires specified persons, such as non-filers of income tax returns and those with high-value transactions, to pay a higher rate of tax. The API works by accessing the tax database and retrieving information on the compliance status of the specified persons. This information includes details such as the person's Permanent Account Number (PAN), income tax return filing history, and other relevant data. The 206AB Compliance Check API is an important tool for businesses to ensure compliance with the new tax regulations and avoid penalties.
Pan Status
Pan Status API is a digital tool that enables businesses and individuals to check the status of a PAN (Permanent Account Number) card. The PAN card is a unique identification number issued by the Indian government to taxpayers, and the Pan Status API allows users to verify the validity of a PAN number and check its current status. The API works by accessing the PAN database and retrieving information on the status of the PAN card, such as whether it is active, inactive, or canceled. The Pan Status API is an important tool for businesses to ensure the authenticity of their customers or partners and to prevent fraud in financial transactions.
Why Need an Identity Verification Platform in India
Identity verification platforms are essential in India for several reasons. Firstly, they help to combat identity theft and fraud by ensuring that the person or entity engaging in a transaction is who they claim to be. This is particularly important in financial transactions and e-commerce, where the risk of fraud is high. Secondly, identity verification platforms help to simplify the verification process for individuals and businesses, making it easier and more convenient to complete transactions. Finally, these platforms are often mandatory for compliance purposes, such as adhering to Know Your Customer (KYC) regulations in the financial sector. Overall, identity verification platforms play a critical role in promoting security, reducing fraud, and ensuring compliance in various sectors of the Indian economy.
Identity verification platforms in India typically include several key features that help to ensure the accuracy and security of the verification process. Some of these key features include:
Biometric authentication: This involves using a person's unique physical characteristics, such as fingerprints or facial recognition, to verify their identity.
Document verification: This involves verifying the authenticity of a person's identity documents, such as a passport or driving license.
Machine learning algorithms: These algorithms are used to analyze data and detect patterns that may indicate fraudulent activity.
Secure storage: The platform must ensure the secure storage of personal data to prevent unauthorized access and protect users' privacy.
Compliance with regulations: The platform must comply with relevant regulations, such as KYC norms, to ensure that the verification process is legally compliant.
User experience: The platform should provide a seamless and user-friendly experience for individuals and businesses, making it easy to complete the verification process.
Overall, these key features are essential in ensuring the accuracy, security, and compliance of identity verification platforms in India.
#Identity Verification Platform#Identity Verification#Identity Verification API#Identity Verification API Provider In India
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Survival costs are taking up most of the Haboub family's donations.
Please see my other promotion lists for the newest version of this post with different goals.
I am no longer focusing on promoting/updating this post. Thanks for everyone's contributions!!!
Update Aug 26: Help promote this family on Instagram. See here.
Updated: Aug 31
Member: @mohammedhaboubsblog (Mohammed Haboub)
Verification: link
Payment methods: Google Pay, credit/debit
Donation matches and drive: 50 SEK, $5 USD art raffle, 105 SEK (under cut)
Current progress:
SEK 78,861 133,838 / 130,000
I've set a short term goal of 130k SEK for rent, which is roughly $12.8k USD. This is URGENT, the family needs to make rent by early September. See post here. The actual goal is 300k SEK.
The currency may appear intimidating, but this is a small-medium evacuation goal of roughly $30k USD. I think it's achievable if we work together.
Please donate if you can and share.
Details about this campaign:
1/3 of their funds have went towards outrageously expensive rent, healthcare, and basic supplies.
Mohammed was shot in the leg.
Mohammed's twin sister was injured during the Khan Younis massacre and went through a surgery the family currently cannot afford. We paid this off!
Rent alone is 1/10 of their campaign goal and the family is struggling to afford it.
On Aug 30, we helped pay off yet another month of rent so they wouldn't get evicted!
Donations are sparse and amount to around $100 USD daily. At this rate, the Haboub family will not be able to evacuate.
Their campaign goal is reasonable: roughly $29k USD to evacuate 4 adults.
I've attached my conversation with Mohammed below. If I get more evidence, I will provide it there.
If the inability to donate with PayPal or confusion around conversion rates is holding you back from donating, I propose that you donate to my Kofi. For anything that you tip me, I will round it up to the nearest whole SEK and donate it to the Haboub family. I will publicly post the receipt. You can donate anonymously (still requires an account) and don't have to notify me of any donations on Tumblr but I would like having a record.
Am I scamming you? Who knows, I'm some random person and I have no way of proving that I'm not interested in running off with your money. But I want to do something that might help tangibly because publicity isn't enough so far. Donate to me at your own risk.
Proof:
Update Aug 29:
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Mohammed sent me his and his sister's IDs to prove his identity.
Aug 27: Donation match for 105 SEK ($10 USD)
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On a more silly note, imagine the High Guard after the whole killing Sentinel thing happened/banishment and a few weeks later call a meeting with Optimus and they go “hey so I know we’re at odds at the moment but are we ever going to get payed for the last 50 cycles?” cause I mean technically I don’t think they were ever officially fired so much as declared dead to the general public and secretly being hunted down during that time. Do they go up to Optimus and are just like “so I get that we don’t really work here anymore but like can we still get our severance pay and our backlog of paychecks?” Cause I’m pretty sure since they were military the government was paying them before the whole Sentinel betrayal thing and any funds any of them had has probably been seized by the state (aka Sentinel during that time) or frozen sitting somewhere in account of being presumed dead. Does Megatron not want to have this meeting but the entire High Guard are grumpy about it like "no I want to get payed! I want my stuff/money back!" so now he has to sit across from Optimus in the most awkward meeting after their fall out as Starscream shouts across the table negotiating if they still qualify/are entitled for the Cybertronian equivalent of military/veteran pension for their previous cycles of service.
Cybertronian Civil War on hold due to the nightmare of bureaucracy and paperwork because tracking down at minimum 73 different case files of each High Guard member and getting them all in order when probably half of the information was purposely destroyed by Sentinel means it will probably take a while. How many times has Shockwave and the rest of the High Guard have to sign documents to declare "yes I am alive" "no I did not fake my death to commit tax fraud". Or dealing with banks and other organizations going "please provide proof that you are indeed Starscream." Starscream going "I'm literally Starscream and standing in front of you what other proof is more clear! You are literally looking at a photo of me on the datapad!" "Apologies, but unless you have x, y, z document I am afraid we cannot simply take your word that you are Starscream. If you are missing these documents please fill out these thirty forms as alternative verification of identity". Also imagining Thundercracker going "hey do you think my buy five get one free drink stamp card still works. I've been sitting on that free drink for 50 cycles…"
Funniest thing if Shockwave was a senator before joining the High Guard and there was a small period of time where he actually was declared dead before it got cleared up back in the day when the Primes were still alive, but now they can't find the paperwork that cleared up that it was an error and he was still in fact alive so now he's been declared doubly dead.
Shockwave: It's document 37C!
Elita: Repeating it for the fifth time will not change the fact that it does not exist!
Shockwave, done with being declared dead: It exists! It's added every time my taxes get filed each cycle! Did I suddenly imagine the last thousands of cycles of my life!
Elita, losing her own temper: There is no document 37C! Listen here Blinky, I can easily resolve this matter by getting you declared dead for a third time for real!
Optimus stressed and trying not to cry: Maybe we should call for a break in the meeting...
When the break is over no one can find Optimus who has decided to play hooky from his responsibilities because he'd tired and feels like he's going to lose it dealing with all the sudden responsibilities of being leader of an entire planet. I like the idea that it's Megatron who finds him. Megatron going "if I have to suffer through these meetings so do you" (he was secretly also ditching the meeting and accidentally bumped into Optimus because the place is technically their old spot that they sometimes went together, both thought it would be abandoned and no one would find them there). It's awkward, there are hurt feelings on both sides, but maybe they slowly get to talking and at least commiserate how much they hate paperwork. Also funny if they find out they both also have to resolve their own "declared dead by Sentinel" paperwork considering he said they both died after the Iacon 5000 lol.
Also I think it would be funny if these meetings drag on for so long that Optimus is just like instead of commuting back and forth from the surface to Iacon every day just stay here in the city it will save time. Banishment temporarily rescinded. Even more funny if they also have to deal with the Quintessons so half of these meeting turn into war meetings to deal with and fight the Quintessons off their planet where both sides are like "we're not on the same side!", but also eventually have to work together to win. So it's basically an officially we're not on the same side, but all actions say otherwise lol. I like to think Bee likes to hangout with Soundwave during meetings and finds him so cool, and Soundwave actually likes listening to Bee yap finding him endearing.
They eventually realize that it would be easier (and less paperwork) to just reinstate the High Guard and at this point so much time has passed that they've basically been doing their old job anyway as they fight the Quintessons together. Banishment permanently rescinded for all parties involved. I like to think megop over the course of these meetings and fighting together against the Quintessons make up. Things can't go back to the exact way it was between them, but that doesn't mean they can't rebuild something new between them. I like to think both groups have differing ideas of how to lead and how to deal with situations, but I like to think eventually they get to a point where they can compromise and work with differing ideas depending on what's best for the situation at hand similar to the 13 Primes who probably had conflicting and contrasting personalities and approaches but were able to use these differences to work together and make them stronger as a united front.
Cybertronian Civil War avoided through the sheer slog of paperwork and bureaucracy.
#transformers#transformers one#tf one#starscream#tf one starscream#tf one spoilers#transformers one spoilers#tf one high guard#tf one shockwave#tf one elita#elita one#tf one megatron#tf one optimus#headcanon#megop#implied megop#no cybertronian civil war because of paperwork au#crack treated seriously#megatron#optimus prime#shockwave#tf one b 127#tf one soundwave
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How to Make Money on Coinbase: A Simple Guide
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DARK SMS - DRAGON+
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Dear Friends 👋🏼❤️,
From the depths of my heart, I want to thank you for all your support and patience during this challenging time😔. In recent weeks, we faced a major setback when our campaign on GoFundMe was paused for verification. Those were moments filled with fear and anxiety, but we did not give up. We provided all the necessary documents, including medical records, my children’s university registrations, and our official IDs to prove that we are real people facing real struggles🤍🍉.
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gentle hands find tender hearts — lando norris
lando norris x fem!reader summary - day 1 of testing leaves Lando sore and seeking comfort word count - 2.2k warnings - language, allusions to reader insecurity, otherwise none! note - first piece for f1, please be nice! basically just idiots in love but they're not in denial and are already dating. blame Lando's yt channel for the brainrot and info i've loosely based this on. drop by the inbox, would love to discuss all your thoughts about your fave vroom vroom boys (anons are on) 🤍 feedback always appreciated!
Seeing the green verification light flash on the hotel room card reader might be the best thing Lando’s seen all day. Decidedly the best thing he’s seen since leaving you, a vision in his shirt, behind in the crisply air conditioned room, a sleepy smile on your face after he pressed a final kiss to your forehead. Which, notably, he’d only managed to find after a two-handed effort to sort through your messy hair swathing your face and neck. He’d traded all that in for the Bahrain humidity that’s somehow made itself a home in the aching in his head and the weight he still feels bearing on his neck. Seeing you now, just as pretty as this morning, he’s certain a ‘meh’ day 1 of pre-season testing did not make up for what he’d left behind at 6:45. Not even close.
You’re perched on the king sized bed, white hotel bedding bleached beyond identity, with a book in your hand and Lando wants to cry. Or maybe huff frustratedly. At the very least kiss you immediately. The smile you give Lando upon seeing his head of deflated curls peek around the wall, the one you always give him that reaches your eyes and consumes his soul, has his shoulders sagging. More than 100 laps and hours of data threaten to finally crush him as he drags himself toward you, items falling from his hands in time with his steps. Bucket hat, wallet, key card until it's just him, drained and pouty, eager to demand your comfort. Blindly you dog ear your page, cataloging his schlumpy movements.
“What’s wrong gorgeous?”
A resounding ‘oomph’ leaves your chest as your boyfriend falls against your frame. Strong hands reach under your hoodie seeking soft skin. Even though Lando’s been in the heat all day, it’s nothing like the toe curling, soul unfurling warmth you can provide. These days, he always seems to feel a chill in his chest when you’re not around.
“Shit day,” he grumbles, fabric sticking to his parted lips as he snuggles against your chest. Overwhelming fondness makes your heart ache, a playful quip is briefly delayed. As a distraction, your hands gravitate to mirror his, wrapping around his broad shoulders and back. One comb of your fingers through his mangy curls has them frizzing up, tendrils reaching out to tickle your nose.
“Oh, s’that all?” A sharp pinch between your ribs in retaliation has you tightening your grip in Lando’s hair. Your free flowing giggle encourages Lando to elaborate, his traitorous smile hidden against fabric.
“ ‘M sore. Back, neck… pride.” On instinct, your hand in his hair dips to the natural resting place on the back of his neck. A pensive hum settles on his ears.
“Hmm… Well, suppose you’re lucky you’ve got a girlfriend then.”
A truly minimal effort grumble of confusion is all you get in response. Lando, tired and grumpy, never fails to make you smile. It’s why, with great effort, you wiggle down the bed with him still on top of you, crumpling pillows and pulling up the bottom sheet in your wake, so you can be nose to nose with him. His beautiful baby blues, with a streak of exhaustion, a fleck of frustration, and a halo of tenderness, crack open to regard you. Droopy lids are held open by a combative fondness that overpowers the weight of unmet expectations. You kiss him languidly, a need to rush nowhere to be found. Despite your initiation, you part your lips easily for him letting him control the moment how he wants. Lando always kisses you like it's his last chance, in a way that makes you feel it from your stomach down to your toes. Sometimes you find yourself crossing your fingers that you make him feel the same.
Upon breaking apart you coax him gently, “Lay on your stomach for me? Let me take care of you.”
And Lando resigns to let you. Happily. Defenselessly. Completely. Because you always take care of him. After Sochi, after Carlos left, whenever he loses sight of himself. Your unyielding arms are always ajar for him to crash into.
Lando proves to be absolutely no help as you try to shimmy his hoodie off him, his face pressed into one of four available pillows, arms curled above his head. Your level of struggle makes you giggle, then laugh from your chest, a whine of his name mixed in. Half a cheeky smile is visible from Lando as he peeks an eye open to regard you. He lifts one arm begrudgingly and then the other, allowing you to successfully free his torso.
Gently you lay the hoodie to your side and scan his lean back. You watch his shoulders flex as he shifts again to get fully comfortable, the dimples in his lower back popping in and out. His golden skin, a tan you watched bloom over a long offseason, calls for your careful touch.
One of your thighs raises to straddle the backs of his, finding a comfortable position atop his legs. As if in anticipation of your tenderness, an adorable sigh whistles out through Lando’s nose. Moving just by instinct, your careful hands start at the small of his back, digging in just enough with your thumbs to coax the tension out. Briefly you wonder if the tiny hiss Lando lets out is one of appreciation or if hours in the air conditioned hotel room have left your extremities just on the wrong side of chilly. You’re reassured when a more full chested sigh escapes your boyfriend upon your hands reaching the apex of his shoulders in one long motion of your hands. The look of contentment is already beginning to set in on Lando’s striking face as you continue carefully in fluid, albeit improvised, movements.
There is a stillness in the room that welcomes the almost inaudible efforts of your hands pushing into his muscles and grants permission for your mind to wander. A dull hum from the air conditioning unit aims to harmonize with Lando’s consistent sighs. On instinct you itch to trace a pattern between his birthmarks, taking a moment to appreciate even the smallest parts of him.
As now warmed fingers detour from their ritualistic path up his back, you stop at one mole, marveling that it looks the exact same shade of brown as the coffee was on your second date. A cup of which had steamed up between your eyes as you glanced sheepishly over the porcelain rim at him, hoping he couldn’t see you staring. The waitress had led with ‘how cute a couple the two of you make’ before informing you it was closing time. Lando had not corrected her. Instead he’d offered you his jacket before walking you home. You’d kissed him before you even made it to your street. The tableau, illuminated by a dusty streetlamp, saw you pushing him back with a hand on his chest when you realized you wouldn’t be able to stop if you carried on a second longer. Lando had found it sickeningly endearing.
Another birthmark on your course upwards is a bit lighter, more oval, something like the dirt track he had taken you to watch rallying at with his siblings last winter. You’d shared lip gloss with one of his sisters and been asked for advice on the boy problems of the other. Lando’s brother Oliver realized he didn't even have to ask how serious things were when he’d caught Lando staring at you when he thought no one was watching. Oliver had leant over to ask him a question, only to find Lando didn’t even know who the race leader was as he’d practically not taken his eyes off you. You, just existing. Eager eyes darting around attentively at the flurries of dirt before you, your hand on Lando’s wrist, spinning the bracelet his Nan gifted him with absentminded ease. Later he’d watched Lando take about 30 photos of you as you wandered the merch booths and food stands, all of which you were none the wiser to and Oliver knew you never would be.
The birthmark just at the base of his neck is the one you noticed peeking out from his t-shirt late one warm night in Monaco. When your eyes yearned to fix on something stable. Something safe. Lando’s hand had reached back for yours as he lead you through the Monaco streets. You’d linked your pinky with his, too shy to feel the warmth of his whole hand in yours. He’d driven the two of you around in his Jolly, for once abiding by the speed postings; he was in no rush with you. You recall being envious of the wind ruffling his hair, wishing it was you instead. The hand he placed on your exposed thigh had you looking the opposite direction to hide your glowing cheeks.
Slowly, so as not to startle him, you scooch to sit over the center of Lando’s back, bringing his strong neck into an accessible range. Your thumbs dig into the sides, freestyling a way to massage such a random part of the body in such desperate need of TLC. His curls that you’ve worshiped, pulled on, and braided for the past years are welcomed into the special treatment with your fingers sliding against his scalp before beginning at the base of his neck again.
Lando had looked at you sideways when you’d once commented on his strong neck being one of your favorite features of his. Refusal to elaborate was betrayed by your full body flush and flitting eyes as he leaned over you, hands settling on the arms of the chair you were sat in. That was just last month; he still makes you nervous.
Nervous in the way that makes your breath catch and your palms clam up. Nervousness akin more to anticipation than anything else; woven with glee and eagerness. Something like you feel right now, realizing you haven’t kissed him in 15 minutes and your hands are starting to cramp. Leaning down, you press a peck to his exposed cheek, Lando’s cologne filling your nose. For someone you thought was asleep, his eye cracks open the instant your lips part from his skin.
Lando regards you for just a moment before, with much difficulty given his current position and slight delirium, moving to wrangle you so you’re lying down chest to chest with him. One of his arms drapes over your neck, hand planted behind your head, creating a little bubble made just for your heads. Something unrupturable and uninterrupted where he can stare at you without needing a reason.
The eyes you’re met with are droopy, full of contentment, and overflowing with affection. It’s a look that you used to think you’d never receive from someone else. But Lando’s never been afraid to be loud with his love. It took some time, some proof of dedication from him that the beaming smile and honest eyes were not a fluke, for you to bloom. Now when you’re with him, you don’t care who’s looking. You love who you are in his company, how unafraid to occupy space you become. It draws you to place your hand on his stubbled cheek (that you will not stop teasing him about) and stroke your thumb slowly over his skin. On instinct Lando nuzzles closer, so eager to be doted on by you. His lips find yours in an intimate kiss.
“Thank you baby,” he murmurs, words meant just for you, so soft they would’ve been mistaken for a flicker of the moonlight had you not been paying attention.
You assume he means for the massage. He assumes you know it’s for everything else: all the support and love and devotion you show him. It’s bliss with you. Lando had gotten over trying to fight against the never-ending spiral of longing, lust, and love in every moment, word, and movement with you, a long time ago. Now he welcomes drowning in your smile and voice and touch. He yearns for the overwhelming clench in his chest and weightlessness of his body. He’s given himself over completely to you in hopes of his demise at the sight of your warm eyes and the way you say his name.
Lando finds his heart squeezing again just from looking at you, curled against him in a random Hilton somewhere in the Middle East. The only remedy, the only distraction is to kiss you again, gently but full of meaning. It makes you blush, afire under his adoring gaze, feeling so safe but exposed, heart bared fully to him.
In the sacred hush of your hotel room you scoot just a fraction until your nose skims his, eyes fluttering closed. Upturned lips brush against yours involuntarily.
A deep exhale leaves Lando’s nose, tickling the peach fuzz of your upper lip. It conveys total peace and comfort. It says somehow, this is all he needs. This is how life looks for him when his mind wanders to years his senior. Maybe there’s more noise around your little bubble, more feet, decidedly smaller than the both of yours, leaving prints on your hearts. But you and him together like this? It’s constant, transcendent of location or hardship or outside noise. You and him together like this, with 'I love you's' as the night's lullaby, is not just enough, it’s everything.
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