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id be so hot if i was tall
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what would you rate the dimi sisters on freak scale
like 1-10 how freaky
-dani luvr ^-^
Dimitrescu Sisters Freak Scale
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Nsfw, mentions of Dacryphilia, degrading, toys, biting, blood consumption, oral
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: that's kinda...𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: Might not be accurate, idk 😭😭 I probably forgot a few things I wanna add, idk and I feel like I went off topic a few times..
Bela Dimitrescu
Freak Scale: 6.5/10
- Okay let's be real here, I feel like she'd be lowkey busy asf yk? Older sister stuff
- Possessive, def
- Definitely pathetically whiny when she bottoms
- But when she does have time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂? Damn. Sending thoughts and prayers along w an ambulance
- Usually composed but it completely crumbles when she gets to let loose
- Has a shit ton of stress I bet
- Would it be bad if I said Bela has a mommy or mistress kink...?
- SERVICE TOP BELA. IDC WHAT YALL SAY. I STAND W THIS UNTIL THE DAY THAT I DIE.
- She likes to tease u occasionally but she's hella subtle w it (Still works tho)
- She loves taking her time, I can confirm bcs I'm her wife
- I feel like she enjoys light bondage, not w ropes but like fancy ass ribbon
- If you would let her, she'd definitely take her stress out on you..just sayin
- Fuckass biter. Definitely likes to mark up your inner thighs (This is totally from a fanart of her that I saw)
- #1 Edging and blindfold lover. Could be on u, could be on her. She just loves it
- legit LOVES. LOOVVESSS painfully slow strip shows. She wants to watch you suffer and squirm in your spot.
- Praising def
- Aftercare w her is the BEST. (I can also confirm this, I'm her wife)
Cassandra Dimitrescu
Freaky Scale: 11/10
- Just look at her.
- Massive prey predator kink
- Crazily possessive it scares me
- "Where are you going, little one?" She asks teasingly while you would run for your life as she hunts you down
- Expect to be manhandled A LOT.
- This mf is 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
- Would it also be bad if I said she has a daddy kink...? Listen, I can explain. (No I can't)
- Bondage. Lots and lots of bondage along w gagging/blindfolds
- How would she gag u, u ask? Could be using ur panties, her fingers, ball gags, hell maybe even a strap
- Also a massive biter, more chompy than Dani and Bela. She knows her fangs r sharp and she's gonna abuse that fact
- Cassie w a happy trail...bevshwgvdbsve
- Bites all over ur body, marking you up as hers
- Dacryphilia screams Cassie, she loves watching you cry from pleasure (maybe even overstimulation)
- "You can take more, you're my good little whore aren't you?" She says while pushing you past overstimulation, relishing in how beautiful you looked crying for her
- Be bratty w her, I dare you. That woman definitely enjoys brat taming
- Spanking + strap ons = Cassandra
- MASSIVE top, she can be on the bottom yet still top you
- Have I told you guys that she rlly enjoys manhandling??
- Topping her is like crazy rare, idk what you did if you managed to convince her in letting you top
- Also a fan of edging, she just loves hearing you beg
- CHOKING. OMFG HER AND CHOKING. NEVER SEPARATED.
- This woman I swear...would definitely strap you to the bed with a vibrator on its max or lowest setting to either overstimulate you (Max setting) or to torture you (lowest setting)
- She loves testing how much u can handle
- Rough sex 🤝 Cassandra
- Would definitely pull u away from whatever ur doing for a quicky
Daniela Dimitrescu
Freaky Scale: 10/10
- Switch. I believe in switch Daniela supremacy and I will DIE on this hill
- I feel like she occasionally likes being bratty when you're not paying attention to her
- My goodness this woman is obsessed w your blood, you can't prove me wrong
- If u think abt it, she wouldn't be afraid to show off her obsessive devotion towards u
- Unpredictable if u ask me, one moment she can be all playful and clingy then suddenly you'd find yourself either pinned to the bed or on top of her
- Experimental. Oh you mentioned a kink u wanna try? Sign her tf up!
- Also a biter, atp everyone is a biter (They can't help it, you just taste so good man)
- She has sharp fangs and she knows it. She enjoys how u shudder and whimper whenever her fangs graze ur skin
- Overstimulation, either her receiving or you, she'd still enjoy it
- Edging for her, idk I have a feeling she likes being edged
- Eating out 🤝 Daniela
- Once again, I will also die on this hill. Daniela is ADDICTED to ur taste like a smoker being addicted to vaping. "eh I can quit whenever" is like Daniela saying "Hey! I wouldn't mind fucking u without eating u out!"
- Every single sesh would always involve Dani going down on you.
- Definitely enjoys having her hair tugged, it just means that she's doing a good job
- OH THIS WOMAN LOVESSS BEING PRAISED.
- Have I mentioned how much she enjoys eating u out? Well she does
- Also a fan of light bondage
- "You taste so good..I can't get enough" She mumbled against your cunt, looking all pussy drunk with her nails digging into your thighs almost painfully
- This woman is possessive and u can't prove me wrong
- Cats 🤝 Daniela = Rubbing up against their owners
- Definitely enjoys being pounded into the bed w a strap, grips the sheets so hard she probably tore it once
- Scissoring + Vibrator combo
- Loves begging and LOVES hearing u beg
- Blindfolds on her, she def thinks it's so fun when she doesn't know what ur gonna do to her
- Would definitely talk about how you're all hers and how much she loves you while she fucks you senseless
- Can be rough whenever she wants to but would also go gentle if u ask her to
#re8 village#daniela dimitrescu#bela dimitrescu#oneshot#re8 daniela dimitrescu#re8 bela dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#fem reader#re8 cassandra dimitrescu
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I know she’s already denied them dating (which i would’ve supported anyway) but GAWD LOOK HOW BIG HE IS
#i just keep looking at the pic like 👁👄👁#🌴 🧗♀️#monsta x#shownu#also not to be that person but they could still be dating despite denying! idc either way but he usually doeant put his hand on girl’s-#-shoulders when taking pics with them#just sayin
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I think it’s hilarious that I had no clue that Bucky existed till last year and y’all should hear the story of my mcu perspective before I watched TFATWS. Bc basically I was a casual MCU fan before Disney+ bc I was a child for most of its history so I didn’t always have a ride to the theatre or money to pay to see the shit. So I’d only seen some of the movies, but I loved all of em that I did watch. But like I literally didnt know shit about shit. I literally just filled in the blanks with what seemed the most logical in my head. And ofc after watching WandaVision and Loki, I was like “okay I’m gonna start watching all the new stuff that comes out” so I naturally planned to watch TFATWS next.
But the thing was, I had no idea wtf that was gonna be about, I had no idea who the fuck Falcon or the Winter Soldier was. So I had to google “what to watch before watching TFATWS” and ofc it was all the cap movies etc. And for reference, I had already watched Endgame at least 3 times at this point. I fucking loved Endgame, still do, but I absolutely do not remember Bucky being in it for those first 3 watches. Like it’s basically my own personal Mandela effect. Bc I literally remember only Sam and Bruce being there when Steve returned the stones. And I remember my reaction to that seen being three things: “He looks like Joe Biden” “Aw cute, the guy from ant man is gonna be Captain America now, okay yeah he’s cool.” and “Aw Steve got to be with his old girlfriend”. That’s dead ass it. I don’t remember bein like “who is this greasy ass man??” Bc usually when I don’t know a character I question it but he was apparently just invisible to me.
So anyways, when it came to catching up to understand TFATWS. I was like okay, I already watched CA:TFA when I was a kid. And what I remembered from that was: science stuff happened, Steve fell in love with Peggy, and he got frozen. That’s literally it but I thought that was the gist of the movie so I was like “okay I’m just gonna watch CA:TWS.”
So when it gets to the memorial scene in the Smithsonian and Steve is all sad about Bucky, I literally was so fucking annoyed, I was not having having it. I literally was like “uhhhh do they expect me to know who tf that is??” And they just bringing him up and I was like “who the hell is Bucky?” (literally, I was sayin that before he did) “Why are they trying to bring this random ass dude in and expect us to give a fuck about him? Idc that his random ass irrelevant ass friend we never seen is dead shut up.” So then the whole mask off thing happens and Steve is like “Bucky? 😧” and I was like 😧😧😧😧 And then he’s all posin and shit and I was like “wait a minuteeeee I think this is that dude I saw on tiktok once, yeah, he is kinda hot I see why they might like him”
Also think it’s worth mentioning that Sam came up in that first scene and I was like “ANT MAN GUY 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩”. I was stanning him. Did I know his name? No. Did I know what he did? No. But he was funny in Ant Man so I was like “YAYYYY 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩.”
But anyways, then the movie kept goin on and I was like “maybe this bucky dude isn’t random” so I googled it and realized I needed to rewatch TFA bc that man was apparently in it, so I did and I was like ohhhhhh. Then I was like “damn that’s kinda sad” when I thought about how the two movies played out.
So after finishing the TFA, I skipped civil war bc I didn’t think I needed it. So I went straight to TFATWS. And I was definitely confused in some parts, but literally by the end of the first episode I was like “okay I think I love this Bucky guy now”. And then I got obsessed and here we are now. But yeah I think it’s funny bc I was so confused about so much.
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unpopular onion but tiff isn’t as good of a player as we all thought. she’s attempted vote flips and failed every time and her biggest target who she’s been wanting out for over a month is still in the house. the only reason she (and azah) haven’t been nominated is bc nobody sees them as a threat. the house sees them as weak in comps. i still want a tiffany win tho I’m just sayin she’s not that good. if she somehow manages to save dx then i take it back but atm ky and x are outplaying the co women in every aspect 🥴
no she is extremely good, extremely extremely good player, good player in a bad circumstance, i don’t think people realize how hard it is to manage 15 other relationships from the time you step foot in the house, this week not explicitly telling baby d not to play roulette was a bad decision, and i see both sides of it during the christian/sb vote, but usually my mindset is if you start something follow through, so i think she should’ve just done the vote flip simply because she already entertained the idea and talked to people about it, i think her game losing mistake is playing for the cookout but not bothering to form good relationships with the jokers, idc if y’all say they’re good now, tiffany always make it slightly tense between her and azah, azah should not feel comfortable talking game to her, big d tiffany just doesn’t seem to care about at all, which like okay you don’t care it is what it is then
kyland i will accept as being good, i don’t think he’s that good, i don’t think he’s running the house hood, tiffany is running the house good, X is not a good player at all, i don’t know that i’ve ever seen such passive gameplay get praised like this, like he’s only doing well because he’s black, a king, and a man
#bb23#also tiffany has attempted a vote flip only one and she made the decision not to follow through#which i agree was the mistake but it’s not like she couldn’t do it#britini was clearly trying to hint that if the numbers were there she would flip#the was tiffany treats people she doesn’t like is her problem#i remember britini saying she sat down next to tiff and tiffany got up and sat on the other sofa
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Lapis and Ford.
Lapis:
Why I like them: Because she’s angsty and sad and beautiful and great
Why I don’t: Because her personality isn’t fucking consistent but that’s not her fault tbh
Favorite episode (scene if movie): Alone at Sea
Favorite season/movie: Season 3
Favorite line: “Thanks but I’m not putting that on my body” (I fucking love that bit)
Favorite outfit: Her usual one (though when we get to see them legs of hers in her baseball outfit... damn)
OTP: Lapidot
Brotp: Her and Steven
Head Canon: Her and Peridot have fused, we just haven’t seen it happen on screen yet
Unpopular opinion: Her design and color pallet are both beautiful fuck all ya’ll
A wish: GIVE LAPIS A FUCKING SONG 2K17
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I need her to appear more so if they just end up reducing the number of episodes she’s in even more I swear to god I’ll go to the crewniverse myself with a fucking pitchfork and torch idc
5 words to best describe them: Beautiful, sad, angsty, dower, angel
My nickname for them: Water wife
Ford:
Why I like them: Because he’s a fucking nerd who has a sad af backstory and just deserves peace and hugs and ughghghghghgh
Why I don’t: Because he’s too damn prideful to see the fucking obvious
Favorite episode (scene if movie): Dipper and Mabel V. The Future
Favorite season/movie: 2 (aka the only one he’s in)
Favorite line: “I haven’t been in this dimension for a while. Its still acceptable to give children weapons, right?”
Favorite outfit: Classic trenchcoat and red sweater what a good combo
OTP: Ford is ace kiddos I don’t make the rules I just follow em
Brotp: The bond between Ford and Dipper gives me LIFEEEEEE
Head Canon: He suffers from PTSD I mean after all the shit he’s been through he fucking has to
Unpopular opinion: Ford should have never told Dipper to keep the rift a secret from Mabel. Just sayin.
A wish: Wish he had fuckin written in blacklight ink in the pages in the journal that detail his adventures in the multiverse
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I love him, but I swear to god if he ever tries to get in between my younger Mystery twins again I’ll fucking kick his ass
5 words to best describe them: Nerd, hot, irresponsible, sad, proud
My nickname for them: NERD HUSBAND, HUNKLE Ford
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Ali & Marlene
Ali: Hey babe, sorry I missed rehearsal, know you rocked it regardless 💋 Marlene: Kind of need our lead singer to do that. Instrumental wasn't the vision for the track, babygirl Marlene: Where did you have to be? We could've rescheduled Ali: I know, I know, my bad! Make it up to you Ali: Ugh, got detention, didn't I Ali: don't even get me started on that Marlene: Make it up to me alone or me and the band? Marlene: Little rebel Marlene: Can't have you getting in more trouble by ditching, can we? Marlene: I'll add in another rehearsal, the girls won't mind Ali: Why not both? Ali: Come over and I'll record the vocals for you Ali: You know it boo 👩🏼🎤 Ali: Exactly, even though I'm fully staging a protest tomorrow Marlene: That's my girl Marlene: I'll be there front and centre, lending my voice to the movement Ali: Aww, so supportive Ali: cute 😉 Ali: I've rallied all the usual suspects so it shouldn't be a flop Ali: we have the allotted hours, like, if they fail to control us in 'em, why add more, yeah? pointless, where's the logic Marlene: Making me so proud to have you on my arm Ali: As you should be Ali: Though that arms not bad 💪 Marlene: I wouldn't be the best bassist in this shithole if it was Ali: One track mind 😏 SUCH a bassist Ali: don't you ever break that focus? Marlene: It has been known Marlene: For the right girl Ali: Introduce me to her some time, yeah? Ali: Get some tips Marlene: You know her pretty well Marlene: The name's Alison, like the song Ali: So soft Ali: Still say we do a Elvis Costello and Dolly mashup Ali: idc what you say, Jolene is a bop and you need to own it Marlene: If I can hear you do an original Elvis cover, I'll think about it Ali: Fine, I'll happily sing about myself all day Ali: can even get the accent down, thanks Ma Marlene: I'll be waiting for that Marlene: The girls are asking if you need posters or anything else for the protest? Anything to stick around and drink more Ali: Patience, babe Ali: Gotta save these pipes for the protest Ali: Feel free to go for their lives, like Ali: Bear in mind if they use too many expletives, the School ain't gonna listen tho Ali: creative language, not colourful, ladies Marlene: No promises on getting them to dial back the reclaimed slurs Marlene: But we'll leave off calling the teachers the cunts they are Marlene: For you, our glorious leader Ali: 🙇 down Ali: I'll take it, they're not going to go anywhere near hate speech vibes, too risky Marlene: Tempting offer Marlene: I'll take you up on it when we're alone Ali: Yeah? Gonna skip rehearsal more often then Marlene: For revolution and no less, babe Marlene: But I have missed you Ali: The revolution's always rolling, babe Ali: I can't stop the wheels of change, you know Marlene: I know you want me to make a rock and roll pun Marlene: But I refuse Ali: Boooooo 👎 Ali: too punk for me now? Marlene: Not gonna quote a dead white man either, not even Lennon Marlene: You're still my little punk princess, you know Ali: Throw some Yoko craziness at me Ali: 👑 Marlene: Keeping it back so the protest won't flop. Can't let it Ali: Sure, you just don't wanna get on the rooftop with your mates Ali: someone'd fall, or get pushed 😂 Marlene: Not me or you Marlene: With these arms we're safe Ali: 🔫 pew pew Ali: they wanna try me, bitch Marlene: We should fill up supersoakers for those who are anti our message Marlene: Piss on their negativity in a literal sense Ali: not with actual piss, right? Marlene: You have to start thinking punk rock, babe Ali: I am not pissing into a supersoaker Ali: not dying to prove my aim is as good as a man's like Ali: you do you, babe but I'll leave it at good old fashioned water Marlene: Now who's deserving the boos and jeers Marlene: So regal of you Ali: what can i say? my idea of a good time isn't pissing on my own hands Ali: crazy, i know 😉 Marlene: How true my love is Marlene: Any time's a good time with my baby Ali: 💙 Ali: forreal tho, what are we doing this weekend Marlene: There are a few parties Ali: where Ali: i wanna go as far away as poss Marlene: They're local, usual suspects Marlene: We can do something else Ali: Think of something better, yeah Ali: I'm sick of the locals at the mo Marlene: I'll come back to you with a plan Ali: 💋 Ali: that's my girl Marlene: What am I good for if I can't take you away from this shithole? Marlene: Not like it's that hard Ali: You got your license, 'til I got mine I'm at your beck and call, like Ali: Your Ma will be cool, yeah? Doesn't need to be long, just long enough to breathe Marlene: I'll make a deal with her Marlene: Name drop you since she's a fan Ali: Such a parent pleaser 😇 Marlene: If you sang it she'd do anything you say Marlene: Thinks you've got the voice of an angel for sure Ali: Aww, what a babe Ali: like mother like daughter 😏 Marlene: She had her moments of hell raising Marlene: Would to this day if it was possible Ali: Imma ask her all about it when I see her Ali: fo'sho Marlene: That'd make her happy Ali: Who doesn't love being scandalous? Marlene: Whoever gave you detention Ali: Give you three guesses 😑 Marlene: I don't need them Marlene: Most are in your fan club too Ali: Exactly Ali: Don't teach R.S. if you can't handle healthy debate Marlene: Yeah. We live in Dublin not a dictatorship Ali: Honestly Ali: Some people really wanna take it back to the troubles Ali: Shouldn't have said as much but chill, dude Marlene: Freedom of speech, babe Marlene: I've lost count of how many teachers I've called homophobes Marlene: Gotta speak up Ali: True Ali: you are a bit quick on the draw sometimes, like Marlene: I'm not letting them get away with it Ali: Just sayin', plenty of reasons to give you dirty looks, babe, not all of 'em that you're gay 😜 Marlene: I'm a perfect gentleman and you know it Ali: True Ali: You don't look it tho Marlene: You don't look like a rebel queen Marlene: And yet Ali: I know looks are deceiving, tell it to the homophobes, babe 😏 Ali: also you gotta stop with the compliments 😾 Marlene: But everyone's clearing out. It's the perfect time to shower you with them Marlene: Where do you wanna be? Here or there Ali: When bae only sweet talks you when their mates aren't about Ali: SUCH a fuckboy, darling 💋 Marlene: You know what I was getting at, darling Marlene: We can be alone finally Marlene: But only if you're in the mood Ali: I'll come over Ali: as much as my Ma is also a fan, just yours like, not so much mine Marlene: Let me pick you up Marlene: It's too dark for that shit Ali: Nah, I wanna walk Ali: gotta burn off the energy I didn't get to rock out Marlene: Hold your keys since you won't take my knife off me Ali: Don't worry Ali: My Da beat you to the self-defense lesson, like Ali: I'm sweet Marlene: If I'm not there to protect you, I'm bound to worry Ali: You worry too much, baby Ali: Good thing I'm coming to take all your cares away Ali: and I've got bud, naturally 🚬 Marlene: And I hid some drinks from the vultures Ali: Party of two 😘 Marlene: When you get here. Until you do I'm sitting on the floor alone writing shitty songs about you Ali: Try and write a good one, will ya? Not having it bandied about that I'm a shit muse 😉 Ali: you could never Ali: gonna play for me when I get there? Marlene: Been trying since I met you, babygirl Marlene: It's not you, it's me Ali: Nah Ali: there's a hit in there, I just gotta try harder Ali: as you're so anti-establishment, your brain is noping on writing a bop that everyone will love Marlene: I want you to love it Marlene: You're the one it's for Ali: I'm excited to hear Ali: assuming I don't get shanked on the way by the big bad wolf Marlene: Your tragic early death isn't the inspiration I want or need Ali: Tell it to the TV writers, hun Ali: angry protest song #765 Marlene: I'll sing you my shitty song and you can die laughing Ali: Never Ali: cross my heart Marlene: And fingers that I can patch together a chorus that doesn't make me wanna die before you get here Ali: 🤞 Ali: I have faith enough for two Marlene: As an angel, you kind of have to bring it Ali: No pressure 😓 Marlene: I'm more than okay with you lacking it, stick it to your detention giver over again Marlene: And I love you, so forgiven most sins Ali: A benevolent Goddess you are Marlene: Modeled on the original lesbian in the sky Ali: Debated theology enough today to live and let live on that one babe Marlene: Promise I'll save the angry lesbian god essay recital for another night Ali: You're a doll 💋 Ali: Oh, hold up, I see my ex Ali: ready for this awkward convo in 3 2 Ali: brb Marlene: Bet you want me to pick you up now, don't you? Ali: [15 mins later] Ali: That was wild Marlene: What the fuck, Ali Marlene: I was about to start searching for you Ali: Soz, more chatty than I remember Ali: only gone at got someone pregnant hasn't he Marlene: Dodged a bullet Ali: Tell me about it Ali: Still out on the town tryna get some though Ali: is that the new come on? I'm fertile! Marlene: In this town, likely Marlene: Which ex is it? Ali: #4 good drugs, bad teeth Ali: the one who lowkey stalked me after and my brother had to smack him one Ali: good times, unexpected detour down memory lane there but got us some freebies so Marlene: It took 15 mins to get what you're owed, how long does he take over customers who aren't his stalked exes Marlene: bad business is what you should've called him Marlene: Or manners Ali: names are definitely open to workshopping Ali: he had to show me the scan pics, duh Marlene: Had to do the whole come on Marlene: fucking pig Ali: Bless Ali: have your fun whilst you still can, kid Marlene: not with my girlfriend Ali: don't worry babe, got the drugs for free free Ali: not suck my dick free Marlene: Are you gonna be here soon Marlene: I can still bring the car Ali: Yeah, I'll get a wriggle on Ali: 5 minutes if I run Marlene: If you don't run into any more exes first Ali: cities littered with 'em Marlene: If you didn't date men you could stay friends with them Ali: why would I wanna do that? Ali: I've seen your dyke drama, a no thank you Marlene: I don't have dyke drama Marlene: You're the one trying to avoid the awkward Ali: 😏 Ali: I don't care, its funny Ali: he wasn't that bad, really Ali: don't need to add every ex to my inner circle though, that's a madness Marlene: He stalked you Marlene: He's an asshole Ali: Not properly Ali: Just had issue letting go as fast as I did, who can blame him 😘 Marlene: It's not funny, Ali, it's fucked Ali: So serious 😾 Ali: It ain't like he locked me in his basement, I get to decide how fucked it was or wasn't Marlene: You get to brush it under the carpet too, doesn't make it right Ali: 🙄 you're as bad as my mother Marlene: maybe she's got a point Ali: Ugh, don't need to point score, she already likes ya, babe Ali: he's just a stupid kid, not fucking Bundy, yeah, let's chill Marlene: He doesn't have to be Bundy to be held accountable, babe Marlene: He's gonna be someone's dad Marlene: What the fuck Ali: for what? being a bit of a prick at 16 Ali: s'not a crime, last time I checked Marlene: it doesn't have to be Marlene: Lads think they can do whatever they want Marlene: They can't and shouldn't Ali: Nah, this isn't a soap box moment, babe Ali: we all do things we know are wrong, and ain't proud of Ali: 'cos of how we're feeling Ali: Honestly, not a big deal Ali: and not an exclusively male thing, that's a crock of shit Marlene: If I was heavy handed with one of my exes I'd get so much shit Marlene: He gets boys will be boys Marlene: It's not a big deal because you're making excuses for him Ali: From who? The lesbian mafia? Ali: Straight girls are INSANE Ali: way worse than #4 was ever Ali: I'm not gonna burn him at the stake for something I don't believe in Marlene: Straight girls are a whole other subject Marlene: Last I checked you didn't have any of them as exes so no really the point Ali: That you know of Marlene: I know about every one of your exes Ali: Okay, Liam Neeson Ali: can't be calling out stalkers when you're breathing down the phone like that 😂 Marlene: You're not funny Ali: I am though Ali: but I ain't coming over if you're gonna be such a downer Marlene: Are you serious? Marlene: Your jokes are so bad I can't tell Ali: Duh Ali: Killing my vibe, babe Marlene: You're basically here Ali: So? Ali: I can keep walking into this dark night Marlene: So come in Marlene: I'm sorry, baby Ali: You promise you're gonna stop being lame? Marlene: Cross my heart Ali: Okay, lemme in then
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