#id kill to see him at a sleepover

[active-mind-15]

The Midorima sleep starter pack

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

SCREAM MASTERPOST

*= smut

CHAD MEEKS MARTIN

Bodybag | Riley!Reader

Chad comforts you after Dewey's death

Cockblock roommate *

Ethan stops you and Chad from continuing your activities

Don't go upstairs with him

Chad stops you from going upstairs with Frankie...and then confesses to you

Goodnight kiss * | Riley!Reader

Chad walks you home and finally takes your relationship to the next level

Helping hand *

After Chad gets released from the hospital, his personal nurse gives him a helping hand

I can't go through this again

Another ghostface strikes and Chad has PTSD from the legacy murders

Is that my shirt?

Chad notices that the shirt you're wearing is his

Late night in the kitchen *

During a trip to the twins' family cabin, you and Chad have a late night adventure in the kitchen

Save a horse, ride a cowboy *

You make a move on Chad and end up in an empty bedroom with his cowboy hat on, riding another kind of horse

Setting up the tree

You and Chad decorate the Christmas tree together

Stab stab stab

Chad gets stabbed by Ghostface when looking for you

Stood up

You get stood up and Chad offers you his shoulder to cry on

The no-sex rule *

You and Chad don't listen to Mindy's 'surviving a horror movie' rules

Wrong person

You send you nudes to your ex by mistake

You drew stars around my scars

You sleep over at Chad's dorm and see something you hadn't seen before

MINDY MEEKS MARTIN

Blood on the subway

Mindy gets stabbed on the subway...there's a lot of blood

Give me attention *

Mindy works on a school assignement, but you're bored and decide to tease her

Movie night

After watching the horror that is Halloween Ends, Mindy needs kisses to erase the movie from her memory

Skilled fingers *

Mindy is a goddess in bed

TARA CARPENTER

Caught *

Tara asks you to use a vibrator on her...and Sam walks in

I was so scared

After Tara gets attacked at her house, you visit her at the hospital

Is this good? *

Tara tries to top for the first time

I thought you were dead

You survive the attack inside the shrine

Sleepover *

It's the first sleepover since Tara got attacked in her house. You and her breaks the friendship

We might die tomorrow

After Sam and Tage get attacked at the bodega, everyone stayed over at the appartement

ETHAN LANDRY

Catching feelings *

You grown feelings during a game of teasing your roommate Ethan

Friends touch each other, right? *

You teach virgin!Ethan how to touch a woman

I can't forgive you | Riley!Reader

Ethan betrays you, but you can't forgive him

It's you *

You figure out Ethan is Ghostface

Let's play a little game *

You get a phone call from a masked ID when you’re home alone…

Night visits

As Quinn's friend, you are not allowed to see her little brother, so you and Ethan have a secret relationship

No protection needed *

You and Ethan do it without a condom for the first time

Play with me *

Ethan asks you to play with him

Panty stealer

Pervy!Ethan steals your panties

Pretty boy * | camgirl!reader

Ethan purchases a private session with his favorite camgirl

Pretty boy part 2 *

Ethan purchases another private session...and get the girl's number

Pretty boy part 3 *

Camgirl!Reader and Ethan finally meets

Roomie *

Ethan jerks off to his roommate and gets caught

Shy!Ethan

Ethan has a huge crush on you but is too shy to make a move...so you make one

Study time

Studying econ turns into teasing your boyfriend

That's hot

You find out that Ethan does boxing

Video games *

You give Ethan a blowjob while he games with Chad

Video girl *

You convince Ethan to make a video with you

BILLY LOOMIS

Knife play

You seduce Billy with the knife he used to kill Maureen Prescott

Ménage à trois * | Billy x Stu x Reader

A typical movie night at Stu’s turns into a ménage à trois

Mouthful * | Billy x Stu x Riley!Reader

Why settling for one when you can get two?

PG-16 at the Theater

Billy gets handsy at the movie theater

Stranger danger *

Billy decide to surprise you on your way back from Tatum's

Talk dirty to me *

Phone sex with Billy

[m4yasnotthatcool]

SID JENKINS X F!READER

angst + comfort hc fic drabble thingy

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(a/n) nobody requested this, i just made one of my friemds choose 1 or 2 to figure out if i wanna write for sid or freddie, made her choose the format and the genre and then i left her alone😽🎀 (luv u pooks<3)

also girl im listening to some fuck ahh the nbh rn, kill me (i love it, i chose it)

warnings: profanity (its skins, what did you expect?), reader has boobs (very silly goofy, ik.), i think it could be read as gn reader but when i wrote it i had myself in mind so... f!reader?..., also michelle and tony are brefly memtioned at one point (as chelle and tone iykyk), also might contain spoilers(as in, it does contain spoilers)

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•summer is a season both you and your boyfriend, sid, hate dearly;

•you still had sleepovers, only at this time of the year, the heat left over from the day before made it unbearable to sleep like you usually did (which was usually one of you on top of the other if im being honest);

•so here you sat now, layed out on sids bed, a thin sheet covering one of your legs and your lower abdomen, trying to maybe get at least an hour or two of shut eye before the sun would rise once again;

•sitting there, you felt your boyfriend shuffle in his sleep. you didnt think much of it seeing as he often moved while sleeping, until you felt his arm thrown across your abdomen;

• you let him be, thinking that was going to satisfy his yearning for physical contact, but you were wrong;

•not even a couple of minutes later, he rested his head on your chest while his arms hugged you, his hands interlocking behind your back;

•you tried desperately to cool off, kicking the sheets off of your body. unfortunately your attemptes fell unsuccesfull as the obvious heat sorce sitting on top of you had not moved;

•gently lifting him up and laying him next to your spot on the bed, you got up. "ugh, wanker..." you looked at the sleeping teenager next to you. some sheets tangled between your legs made you trip but you cought yourself on his desk, knocking over a few late assignments he had yet to turn in. "well, its not like he would ever get to doing them anyway" you tought as you regained your composure and left the room heading for the stairs.

•you now sat on top of the counter of his kitchen, a glass of cold water in hand from which you periodicly took small sips;

•the only thing you could focus on was the ice cold water sooting your agony as it seemed to indeed help you cool off after the encounter with the sleeping form of your boyfriend;

•"there you are" you heard sids voice come from behind you, a sheepish smile plastered on your face at the tought that his first concern after waking up was you;

•"oh, NOW you wake up" you giggle to yourself as you feel his elbow resting next to you on the counter;

•"what do you mean?" he asks you, tiredness evident in his tone "i mean, yea, ive been sleeping good, but did you try to wake me up or something?";

•"nah, didnt wanna interupt your beauty sleep" you nudge his side playfully "god knows you need it"; "it was just too hot up there, especially with you resting your head between my tits";

•he gasped dramaticly "i would never do such a thing!" ... "sid you and me both know you stare at 'chelles tits whenever we see her and tone' so cut the bullshit" "yea, youre right, im looking at yours right now and they look..." you punch his arm as a warning to not continue what he planned to say;

•"sid, hon, its hot as bollox back in your room, so as much as im flatered by your comments on my great personality id prefer we sleep a little farther apart tonight. you know, just so i dont spontaneously combust while you focus on my boobs on eather side of you head";

•sid slightly laughes before pausing. "can we... go back to bed please?" he avoids your gaze after saying that, making you drop your teasing tone. "sure sid" you say as you hop down from where you were sitting, placing the glass near the sink"are you okay?" you ask your boyfriend,

•"yea, why wouldnt i be?";

•"well, for starters you not only woke up, vut also got out of bed? at 4 am? you?";

•"i didnt know where you went, okay? i just..." he sighed and looked at the floor "i dreamt i lost you too, you know?";

•"well shit..." you murmur as you aproach the boy in front of you;

•you reach out your hands, cupping his face to make him look at you; "look, im here, see? im fine, you dont need to worry, okay?" you say as you reach on your tippy toes, giving him a quick peck before letting yourself fall to your normal height once again;

•"yea... i know" he smiled down at you before continuing "so... can we go now?";

•"sure dude" you smiled back at the boy in front of you before taking his hand and leading him back to his room upstairs;

•its safe to say you didnt get much sleep that night, seeing as he climbed on top of you once again as soon as he feel back asleep, but you didnt get up again; sure, you did try to push him off of you a couple of times, but seeing his persistence you gave up quickly;

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random ahh hc:

after his mom leaving and his dad dying, bro was an emotional wreck;

he became even more clingy than before, trying to somehow make sure you wont leave him too;

so, in return, you had to make sure he knew how much you cared for him;

you know how he followed tony everywhere? and how he showed up at his house? yea, well scratch that, youre his tony now. he shows up at your house unnanounced and ends up sleeping with you on your bed just because he feels like it. like, this of the codependency between him and tony and youve got the general idea of how hed act and what hed do. (their relationship was nothing if not low key homo erotic. well, at least on tonys part ig-);

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okay so thats it guys omg

(i havent written anything in a very long time so im sorry if its ass lmao)

anyway, feel free to point out any spelling mistakes or anything like that, i really dont mind

other than that, have a great rest of your day/night!

[darling-i-read-it]

Tea Kettle

Rupert Giles x fem!reader

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: literally nothing but smut, bj, unprotected smut, gray sweatpants (drooling)

Author’s Note: as always, smut is NOT my forte but i like to throw it out there every once in a while and he..id let him do things to me i wouldn’t confess to in church idk 

Requested: by anon, i would do anything for rupert giles smut😫

I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director/creator

(not my gif)

“I don’t know, maybe you should both come out to the college and look?” 

Buffy’s voice was borderline pleading. You had gotten used to her strength and independence. It was rare that she wanted help so admittedly. You suspected an ulterior motive, but didn’t say anything about it immediately.

“We can be there by dinner if you think you need it,” you said, honestly. Giles was in the shower. You could hear the sound of the water hitting the bathroom tiles. The gentle movement of his body as the pressure shifted. “But I think you’re just getting used to college and you want some normalcy.” 

“I’m a big girl. If I felt that way, I would say it!” There was a beat of silence as you waited, toying with the phone chord. She let out a deep breath. “Willow has Oz. It’s weird!” 

“It’s your first night. You’re gonna be okay.” 

“If Giles had answered this phone call then he would already be in the car,” she complained. 

“He’s a pushover.”

“I know! That’s why I like him!” You both laughed gently. You wanted to be there for Buffy, your natural inclination was to go to her. She had been like a daughter to you through her high school years, despite the fact that you were mildly close in age. You just happened to graduate a couple of years before she did. But you knew the feeling of independence needed to come from allowing her to fly. She was a big girl. She could do it. 

“Buff.” She let out a soft sigh. “I’m not saying you’re on your own. I’m just saying you need some distance and some growth.”

“I’ve grown,” she pleaded. “I’ve killed a lot of people you know.”

“Vampires.”

“Potato potato.” 

“You’re a big girl and it isn’t going to hurt you to stay a night with Willow like a sleepover.” 

“God, you’re such a mom.” You snorted. The bathroom door opened. You craned your neck to the hallway from where you were sitting on the couch. Rupert was drying his hair, wearing gray sweatpants and a shirt. You raised an eyebrow. He didn’t notice, walking into the kitchen and fishing for the tea bags. 

“Have a good night's sleep Buff. If you still need us tomorrow, call.” “I will. Thank you.” She hung up the phone. You put your back on the receiver. 

“What did Buffy need?” Giles asked from the kitchen. His voice was smooth, the accent clear. He had sung some in the shower. It was a testament to how close he was with you. 

“She was feeling a little homesick,” you admitted. “She’s gonna be okay.” You turned your body completely, putting your arms up on the couch back. You watched him through the kitchen window, his back turned to you. You could see his arms defined as he started to pour some water into his tea kettle. You put your chin on your hands, admiring him. 

“We could’ve gone down to see her,” he said. 

“She needs space.” He shrugged and glanced back at you. He did a double take when he noticed the wide eyes you were giving him. 

“Are you alright?” 

“I’m fine. Admiring the view.” He chuckled nervously. No matter how long you had been together, he remained slightly flustered at your words. “When did you get those sweatpants?”

“I found them in my drawers when I cleaned them the other day.” He was still looking for a job after the library burnt down. He had plenty of time for house maintenance and random spring cleaning duties. “Why? Do you like them?” 

He came around the kitchen corner. You lifted your head up a bit and nodded, probably a little too eagerly. You reached your hand over the couch and nimbly grabbed at the chords on his pants. 

“They look nice,” you said, looking up at him. He raised an interested eyebrow. 

“I’ve just put the kettle on,” he told you, though his voice gave him away. Raspy, intrigued. 

“So?” you teased. He let out a shaky breath. 

“You’re going to be the death of me,” he muttered, dipping down to kiss you. You strained your neck to kiss him back, putting your hand around the nape of his neck. He completely succumbed to you, easily, without more complaint. It had been so long since Rupert had known a love like yours and he was so consumed by it that it almost hurt. Your mouth opened a bit, to give way for his tongue, which entered quickly. You let out a brief breath, pulling away and diving back in. Because he was still standing (though hunched), you had perfect access to his waist line. 

You slid your hands up his shirt, to the hem of his pants. He shuddered at your cold touch. His hair was still wet, dripping onto your face as you kissed. You gripped his pants, holding onto the top and slowly, slowly, moving them down. He groaned against your lips at the slow movements. Before you got too far, you stopped kissing him and sat up. He watched as you hopped over the couch so that you could properly get on your knees for him. 

He put his hand on your cheek, your jaw. You looked up at him. He turned on his heels so he was leaning against the couch. Your fingers were still on his pants, not daring to move them any lower. 

“Rupert,” you breathed.

“Hmm,” he moaned. “C’mon love,” he whispered. He put his other hand on yours. You tugged a bit, teasingly. He groaned. 

You finally pulled all the way down, his boxers and pants falling to his ankles. His dick sprang to life. You almost made a comment about how eager he was despite his age, but repressed it. You wanted him inside of you. 

You wrapped your lips around him, starting to bob your head without any more thought. You could hear his moaning and it only prompted you forward. He put his hand on the back of your head, bunched in your hair. You used his legs to sturdy yourself. 

“Good lord,” he muttered, head falling back. You went on like that for a couple of minutes, always impressed with his ability to last. When you finally came up for air you were covered in him. You looked up with doe eyes that drove him insane. “Get up here.” 

“Yes sir.” 

You stood up, ignoring the tingling in your knees. He helped you by placing you on the back of the couch. You held your hands around his cheeks, cupping them as he worked at your pants. Once he started he was always eager to get inside you. The words that slipped from his mouth were unintelligible and loving, rough but careful. 

You kicked your pants onto the floor. He put himself against you. He met your gaze. He looked at you with longing, lustful. You smiled loopily, your grip still on his cheeks. 

“Rupert, c’mon,” you muttered. He took your go ahead and shoved himself inside you, wet by your need. He put his head against your shoulder as he started to thrust, no thoughts given towards anything except his desire. Rupert had never been a quiet lover and his grunts proved it. You hung your head back, feeling as he moved inside every inch of you, each thrust long and hard. What he lacked in speed he had in stamina. 

You let out a yelp as he hit the right spot, your hair falling between the gaps of your back. You brought his face back up and kissed him, hungrily, his lips moving around by scarcely finding the right spot. It would’ve made you smile if you weren’t so tied up. 

“God,” he whispered, voice coming out desperately needy. Shaky. “I love you,” he groaned. The tension in your stomach grew as he kept hitting just the right spot. With each thrust you grew closer. “Are you close?” he asked. You nodded, quickly, forgetting to stop. 

“Is it okay-”

“Go ahead,” you grumbled. You didn’t want him to stop. You were on the pill. You pushed the danger aside and pulled him closer to you with your leg wrapped around his waist. 

His thrusts began to get sloppier but you hardly noticed, your own high coming over you. Your legs shook, gripping his body to keep you steady, in case you fell backwards onto the couch. He let out a long moan, indicating his own release. 

You let out a sigh, blissful. 

He stayed inside you, coming down. You hummed. 

“I’ll wear the pants more often,” he said, chuckling. Your laughter mixed in with his as the tea kettle started to whistle. You looked behind him and he followed your gaze, the laughter continuing. He moved out of you, the emptiness almost unbearable. “I’m going to get us something to wash us up,” he said. You nodded once. 

You pushed yourself off the couch and walked over to the kitchen. You took the kettle off the stove.

[bunnysficsnstuff]

Act 3 Baby! Polyam!Ghostface {Billy&Stu} X Fem!Reader

Wordcount: 1382

AN: Hey yall!! This is just a fluffy thang I wrote bc I have Polyam Ghostface brain rot rn :D Thanks and Enjoy!

It had been 2 weeks since the first murder, it was a tragedy to the sleepy town of Woodsboro. On the other hand, it had been eight days since you started getting unannounced visits from the killing team. They’re always in their costumes and they never let you see them without the mask but, you figured out that they were not the same person quite quickly. They were similar heights and statues but, they had way different personalities, even with the voice modulator through the phone you could always tell which was which. The first ghostface that came barreling through your window was rougher with you. Don’t get him wrong, he cares so deeply for you but, you’re his, he should be able to do what he pleases with his things. He has always been very possessive over you, it seems like the only other person he will let get near you is ghostface #2. He, the second ghostface, is so soft and gentle with you. If he wasn’t a masked killer you would think that he could never hurt a fly. The second ghostface also seems to trust you more, when he comes to visit you he’s not as strict about keeping the robe on, moreso just the mask. He will let you treat any wounds he contracts and has also made a habit of sleeping next to you during his visits. He always puts a sleeping mask over your eyes before taking the mask off to fall asleep but, even if he didn’t you would never dream of betraying the hard earned trust from the pair. 

The team has never seemed to get jealous of one another, you have only been visited by both at the same time twice but, they seemed as happy to be with the other as they were to be with you in those moments. Even when you were with only one half of your beloveds, they never got annoyed or jealous if you would ask about the other or want to know how their wounds are healing. It is a bit hard to connect with the pair in person, they can’t talk to you for fear of having their identities revealed so conversations are tricky to get the hang of. It usually turns into ghostface pointing at something in your room or seeing something on your phone and having you talk about or explain it to them. Neither of them seem to mind this barrier, they love listening to you gush about all your interests, especially when you get into one of your true crime spirals. Truth is, they found you from a post you made about them. You had a secret blog online, tracking the killings, the pattern, possible motives, you were a total fangirl. They decided they needed a fan like you in the circle in case there were any hitches in the plan, and there were. It started off as cryptic and albeit flirty phone calls and then it turned into midnight visits and sleepovers.

Tonight you got a phone call from No Caller ID. Your heart flutters when you read the words on your screen knowing one of your boys will be on the other end. You clear your throat before adjusting yourself upright in your bed and answering the call.

“Hello?” You ask innocently

“Hello, bunny” The raspy voice coos

Your heart skips a beat at the words. You try your best not to be clingy with your lovers but, you worry deeply about them, especially after all the near misses they’ve patched up in your bathroom.

“How are my favorite reapers?” You ask

“This one’s better now that he’s talkin to you” He pauses for a moment 

“Look bun, we’re wrapping up the big show tonight…” He trails off. Even with the voice changer you can tell that he's anxious about it

“Okay…What about it?” you ask 

“We want you to be there…” He pauses “The other one knows how interested you are in our…work, and he suggested that you could help.”

There's dead air on the line, you have dreamed of seeing the boys at work and now they want you to be a part of it. You must have been quiet for too long daydreaming because he cuts in again,

“Only if you want bunny, we just thought you may be interested” He anxiously explains

“Oh! No! I mean, Yes!! Yes I would love to be there!” You squeal out.

“Alright, it’s all going down at Stu’s house party. We’ll be at your house in 15 to pick you up” He says

“What? What about the masks?” you ask, they’d never get away with driving around in the get up.

“No masks, No costumes, We trust you bun” He says softly.

Your face goes warm and pink at the words, “Okay! I’ll be ready in 10!” You practically scream.

You search through your closet for what feels like forever before deciding on a black off the shoulder dress with lacey bell sleeves, it feels just ghostface-y enough for the boys to get the reference but not too much that it screams “I’m fucking the killers!!” You throw some first aid supplies in your purse in preparation for the festivities and wait patiently on your bed. 

Soon enough you hear wrestling near your window. You turn around facing away from their entrance as you hear the killers climb in. You’re basically shaking in anticipation as you hear the footsteps walk up behind you. You feel a set of hands snake around your waist and another set move your hair away from your neck to make room for his lips to connect with the sensitive skin. You feel the hands round your waist slowly spin you around as the other set lets go of your hair. When you’ve spun around you’re almost afraid to make eye contact with them staring at the ground. You feel a hand grab your chin and slowly lift your face to meet theirs, “What’s the matter bunny, shy?” His voice is smooth and thick. When you make eye contact with him you realize, Ghostface 1 is Billy Loomis. 

You feel the other man wrap one hand around your waist and the other cup your face, “Surprise, darling” the other man says, When you meet his gaze you recognize Ghostface 2 as Stu Macher. You’re a little stunned to say the least but, a few moments after their faces settle into your brain you practically jump into Stu’s chest and crash your lips into his. You pull away and reach out to Billy pulling him close to you and Stu, connecting with his lips just as hard. There are small tears prickling in your eyes as a wave of happiness washes over you. They’re finally all yours, they trust you and you trust them. 

Billy pulls away from the two of you, “We have a present for you bun” He says gesturing to Stu. Stu gently pushes you off of him and reaches into his back pocket. He pulls out a familiar looking object. You stare at it in disbelief, taking it out of Stu’s hands. You pull the handle of the object out of its sheath, it’s one of their knives. You gawk at the reflective metal holding it tightly, as if it would disappear just like Stu and Billy used to disappear out your window in the night. You look up at the boys with doe eyes “Thank you so much” you say softly.Billy takes the knife and sheaths it for you before attaching it to a garter under your dress.

“You look beautiful darling” Stu says as he watches Billy fasten the blade to you.

“God damn right she does” Billy says patting your thigh once the blade is secure “She's our pretty girl”

You blush at all the compliments you’re being showered in, “Thank you boys” You say softly.

“Well sweetheart, you ready for act three?” Billy asks, a grin snaking across his face

“I was born ready baby!” you say 

“Lets fucking go baby!” Stu yells, sticking his tongue out.

For the first time ever, Ghostface guides you out of your window on your way to play your role in their movie, and you wouldn’t change it for anything.

[demadogs]

do you have any favorite byler or elmax hcs <33

i lowkey confuse headcanons with predictions. i kinda always think of plausible scenarios and i think headcanons are more like “wills scared of thunder storms” or something like that lmao. so yes, but these are also things i genuinely think could happen in s5.

byler:

s5 ends with a prom and mikes anxious to go with will and will keeps reassuring him that theyre going in a big group and no one will question them. a slow song plays and theyre just sitting at a table and then mike gets up and leads him to a room in the school (maybe the room hellfire was in) and they slow dance and laugh and have fun and feel free.

in the original character description for mike he was written to have a huge birthmark on his face that he was insecure of and bullied for. i think itd be interesting if a monster gave him a big face scar and will would still call him beautiful.

when they were kids i think they were so close and had so many sleepovers and held hands and stuff that a lot of lonnies homophobic comments were directly from seeing will around mike. id love if one of them brought this up during a sentimental talk.

again, not really a headcanon, more of a prediction: THE PAINTING REVELATION IS NOT A FIGHT!!!!!!!!

lumax:

i believe max will be blind in s5 and i want lucas to take her to a movie and describe everything thats happening and not care when people try to shush him

he helps her skateboard while blind and guides her

this is kinda more max centered than lumax but if she is blind, i hope she has a moment of clarity that helps defeat vecna thats not visual. like the whole groups thinking of his weaknesses and how to kill him but theyre all thinking of what they know just from what theyve seen but maybe max picked up on something with sound or texture and it leads to them saving the day and living happily ever after the end.

[theenpcbracket]

Seeding Round: Poll 7

Image IDs included! Click the images to see the full character please!

More about each NPC below the cut!

Character Descriptions are in the order of their appearance in the poll!

Character 1

Name: Eris Party: Rigsby Raiders Relationship to party: BBEG, general nightmare

What makes them the best NPC: Eris was one of the BBEGs for an ancient mythos-centered game. Her inspiration comes from both the real Grecian goddess of chaos and strife and the Eris in the movie Sinbad because it chemically altered our DM as a child.

She's chaos embodied. She once disguised herself and gave a PC drugs so powerful he met Bacchus on a different plane. She and her angel goon assassinated another PC with a weapon that left literally no trace of him behind (DM had player consent). Once, the party was so stressed they declared they were taking a day off and Eris was so impressed by their chutzpa that she just. Let them. She kidnapped two PCs to kill them and decided that it could double as a chance for Sleepover Talk, which included her playing relationship counsellor and increasingly weird games of FMK.

Her ultimate goal was to end the world and reunite with her other half: Heh, the Egyptian god of infinity. They'd built the universe together, chaos and infinity. An... argument resulted in Heh hiding from her for thousands of years, but she still was obsessed with him. Returning the universe to nothingness meant they'd be all that was left and he couldn't avoid her. Heh was ultimately the one to take her down as he, joining her in a genuinely loving embrace, threw them both into the pits of Tartarus while the party foiled the rest of her plan.

Quote:

“What do you do when the only person who’s real to you leaves? You try to get them back.” -Promethus, explaining why Eris is doing what she's doing

“Elysia, can I borrow your finger? I want to make a birthday cake for Imhotep and I need a candle.” -Eris, during her impromptu sleepover

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Character 2

Name: Sprout Bloodfeast III, Esquire Party: The Fruity Four Relationship to party: The cooshee the party rescued from orcs and then adopted

What makes them the best NPC: The best most goodest boy. Literally such a good dog who warns us of danger and rips monsters throats out. Also one of our party members is convinced Sprout is homophobic because Sprout keeps staring at him, despite the whole party being queer. In summary, they're good dogs Brent.

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Character 3

Name: Chronos Goodman, Time Attorney At Law Party: Pandeia Boys Nite Relationship to party: The party's legal aid after our psychic was caught breaking the time-space continuum

What makes them the best NPC: He is an unfathomably powerful time walker with unknown power who opted to help 3 gay men beat the temporal anomaly allegations. He also wears a white dragon scale suit and generally fucks severely. Yes he is corrupt but he is corrupt for us <3

[lonelychicago]

For sleepover weekend: what are you most looking forward to and/or hoping to see in the upcoming season of 911?

id really love to see more of eddie on his healing journey. like him back on therapy, dealing with his grief, maybe talking with chris even if it's on the phone or via letters. i honestly would also love for the 118 as a whole to maybe do a therapy group kinda thing but i know we're not getting that, although it's nice to dream.

also, ppl might kill me for this one but i actually would like to see buck single. and! in therapy as well!!

ohhh and ravi. i just. love that guy so much and his backstroy is so interesting and he is so cute and funny. i just need more of him, y'know??

im excited for the bee emergency and OMG MADDIE AND CHIMNEY FOSTERING MARA????? i am so ready for that and i hope they do it for a while and shows us her and jee bonding and maybe double dates with henren and madney as they watch over their kids and oh! uncle buck taking jee and mara at the same time??? and having a day with them like he did on s6 (idr the season tbh but u know what im talking about) would be so cute.

sleepover weekend 💌

[pinkseas]

[parasocial bestie] it is absolute not wrong to add ur blorbos in the picture no matter how unnecessary cus ur the writer <333 we love to see her there!!! iirc the fics i read from u so far i never saw her in than just name being mentioned like kaeya too ID LOVE TO SEE HERRRR ALSO GOOD EVENING ALY i hope your writing spree goes well pls balance it properly with your other work it can get a bit painful if you dont!!! and u need all the energy and muscle strength you can get 👊👊💥💥💥

HI BESTIE HI I WAS JUST THINKING ABT U AND MISSING U OMG abd 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 crying shaking sobbing... no bc i mention she and kaeya offhandedly in at least the second fic, i dont think i did in the first? but In My Little Brain in this xiaolumi world the party i imagine the most frequently is lumi, xiao, barbara, and kaeya. i think she'd be pretty close with wanderer too like they're literally girl best friends she'd be close with a LOT of them actually but those she travels with the most often? those who become far stronger than they used to be because her own power is so abundant and so used to having its match around to synchronize with that it seeps into them and irreversibly effects their very souls the more time they spend around her? them. and again wanderer too but smth abt her and xiao's relationship and her and wanderer's relationship are so separate in my mind that when i think abt xiaolumi i dont tend to consider him much if at all.

and In The Barbara Fic i don't think i mention the traveler at all? i dont remember id have to look back but. its just building barbara and kaeya's dynamic, i remember towards the start before i brainrotted xiaolumi at all i thought so hard abt barbara and kaeya having girls nights (sleepover, gossiping, doing each other's hair, having weirdly deep conversations in the dead of night, etc) and lumi joining in eventually and then lumine introducing ayaka to them and suddenly its a little party and all of them are younger siblings and ayaka brings SO much gossip abt politicians she doesnt dare name and general inazuma bullshit but its okay bc kaeya and barbara are literally in mondstadt completely out of the loop and also not snitches and and and and and and and and

well. barbara kaeya dynamic is Special To Me and barbara is special to me and kaeya is special to me and their dynamics with the traveler are special to me and something about wishing and constellations being what makes characters stronger something about lumine with stardust in her blood and bones and the energy of the galaxy empowering those around her the more she trusts and cares for them <- it always circles back to c6 barbara somehow i swear. anyways so BASICALLY i need to be put down. dig a grave hit me over the head with a shovel as i cartoonishly topple into it pat the dirt down plant some flowers boom good as new.

HELP I JUST LOOKED BACK AT THIS I FEEL SO FUCKING INSANE its bc the scene im working on is in fact one of the barbara kaeya ones they are So On My Mind Right Now and its making me so much worse crying emoji

ANYWAYS I HOPE UR HAVING A GOOD MORNING I HOPE UR DAY GOES WONDERFULLY I AM HOLDING UR HANDS WE R SKIPPING IN CIRCLES lalalalalala AND THANK U FOR HOPING IT GOES WELL 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 god me too, i prommy i wont let myself burn out or make things imbalanced like Work work is gonna kill me this week but writing........ writing will Save me i think. hope. Dear God Please.

[goodolddumbbanana]

It actually has very understandable answers for your questions. There is a lot of Sun and Moon and every variant of animatronics. So with the outsider, even if someone is skeptical, Sun and Solar are looking the same as Sun models. So no-one could recognise them without the ID. You can think of Detroit Become Human world, when people are less racist towards animatronics but still, animatronics at some place have no rights.

Sun and Solar... They are not rivals to lovers, they are something worse. They are enemies to there-are-a-lot-of-sexual-tension-in-this-room-and-we-don't-know-how-to-process-it to co-parents who are not divorced but still take care of kids together.

So here is the relationship between Sun and Solar.

Pre Dazzle:

Solar to SUN: Solar sees SUN as a very strong and menacing villain who has his morality twisted. A monster who wants nothing more than seeing people suffer just like him. An uncontrollable force of nature who can easily break the world with a single thought and they only live because that horrible monster still wants to play. He needs to be taken down, but no matter how he tries, Solar only can make Sun struggle a little bit.

He feels the really burning hatred passion for this man, but sometimes, sometimes, Solar doesn't understand why he still feels like something good inside that monster, that he can change. But then he saw that stupid smug face of SUN when this villain dropped-kick him under the ground and sat on his back and things just went back to normal.

SUN TO SOLAR: He sees Solar as an annoying handsome fly who didn't know when to give up. They tried to kill each other with the passion 24/7 with Sun always kicking Solar's ass and Solar always ruined Sun's plans.

It just happened one day when he felt like he wasted his life, ( not because Solar's broken and wounded face wasn't funny anymore ) so Sun quit.

After Dazzle:

Solar to Sun: There is a new daycare attendant in Fazbear and boy, he is pathetic. Solar at first only pity him because that poor man gets mental breakdowns around these kids all the time, but after a lot of time, he realises Sun is actually very nice and...

Solar trusts Sun. Very much. Sun is one of his closest friends, the one who he is willing to sacrifice his life for. Solar even trusts Sun enough to let Sun take care of his kid, which is Jack. Does he like Sun? Who know? He doesn't know either? But he has a warm feeling whenever he talks to Sun...

They are neighbours, they technically eat together with how Jack keeps invaded Sun's house and how Dazzle always wants to sleepover at Jack's house.

Does Solar ever doubt Sun is SUN? The horrible criminal he fought 5 years ago? Yes, but his doubt gets away pretty soon when he sees Sun trip over Jack's toys and choke in the air from laughing so hard. And has mental breakdowns every time one kid goes missing, or just pee on the carpet.

Solar to the Kid napper: He didn't meet that criminal face to face, but if he meets, he will know who the actual man is behind the mask.

Sun to Solar: That mechanics is very nice. Sun like him, he is a good and caring friend. He reminds Sun of someone but Sun couldn't tell. (My guy is this oblivious. )

Sun feels safe towards Solar.

[SUPERHERO AU] Follows two young heroes Daring Dazzle and Pumpkin Hunter as they fight in the shadow to protect The Daycare City from The evil super duper villain - The Kid Napper.

With the help of a talented former hero - Solar and the ex- mad scientist - Moon, can they protect the city from that evil man!!!!

Sun:

In the eyes of young heroes, aka, Dazzle and Jack.

The great villain who desires nothing more than to put children to sleep. He is a clumsy funny anxious crazy man who couldn't hurt a fly.

In the eyes of literally everyone else who knows the truth.

The man who destroyed the world 2 years ago. The murderer of the world's greatest scientist, the father and creator of sentient robots, the man who created a breakthrough in the evolution of humanity.

He is cruel, calculated, and unpredictable. You can try to kill him, but he will not die. He never dies.

In the eyes of Solar and Moon:

Just an anxious daycare attendant who is very kind and easily startled. They are good friends.

Solar: He was born to become the fated villain, but he changed his way to become the hero instead.

Moon: He is a mad scientist, who has a lot of secrets and bones in his closet.

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Something something about my AU:

Sun who got screwed up a lot decided to fuck the world and become the villain.

He literally becomes so invincible that there is only one hero who can potentially and yet still struggles to stop him, Solar.

Things were fun and all, but then he ends up getting depressed pretty quickly and just nopes out, disappearing in the thin air, living day by day cleaning in the daycare as his fake identity creates.

He makes a lot of good friends, he even has a daughter there but there is still something missing. So he relapsed, again, but this time, there is someone who stopped him.

Two small heroes. Two kids. Who let the kid play the hero at night like that?! Not him, of course, his kid is still sleeping soundly in her bed. (Nope she is not)

So at first Sun only wants to teach these kids some lessons, but they are more clever than he thinks.

And then things get longer and longer and from the time that Sun doesn't know, he becomes the joke in the villain world.

The loser villain who got his ass kicked by two children.

Sun doesn't mind, though... Until the day, his enemies from his past return!!!

Also, he realises the hero that kicks his ass every night is actually his daughter. And it is kinda awkward now to tell her the truth because in her eyes, Sun is the best.

[z1ggy2003]

the piggyback (hawkins, el in max's mind, ending)

stranger things 4 vol 2 predictions, st5

Max is The Bait

So Lumax + Erica enters the Creel House. The plan is for Max to be the bait. They just have to wait for a sign from Stobincy (Steve, Robin, Nancy). Maybe flickering the light, a sign for Max to get ready. Because while Max lures Vecna and he's focus on her, Stobincy will burn the Creel House, in hopes that it'll kill Vecna. Eddie and Dustin distracts the demobats away from it.

(Burning the Creel House causes a strong earthquake, so strong that it affected Hawkins too in the real world)

They're waiting. And as they wait, Lumax will have a heart to heart talk.

Max will open up to Lucas. She will tell him the truth, what she's keeping in her heart for months. Similar to the Jopper heart to heart scene.

Then they'll see the lights flickering, the go signal from Stobincy. Max will go to the attic but before this Lucas will give her a hug or maybe they'll kiss. It'll be sad and the last time Lucas talks to Max.

Max at The Attic, Ready to Lure Vecna

Lucas & Jason Fight

Max pauses her tape. She's getting ready to lure Vecna. The plan is for Lucas to help her wake up from the trance. But it's not going according to plan.

After Max goes upstairs, Jason knocks on the door. He will confront Lucas. Lucas will try to make him leave but Jason suddenly punches him. Erica leaves the Creel House (BTS of Priah running outside the Creel House with fog).

Max successfully lures Vecna, she's in a trance again. Time is CRUCIAL here. They're really relying on Kate Bush. Max trusts that Running Up That Hill will save her again. So everyone has to do their parts, they need to win this fight. They need to end Vecna before he successfully kills Max.

Vecna chasing Max. Similar to him chasing Chrissy in her home.

Meanwhile in Nevada, the Cali gang goes to a chain of Surfer Boy Pizza. This id after El blew up the Silo and escaping from the military and Brenner.

The boys makes an improvised salt bath for El. They're checking on what's happening in Hawkins. El chose to look for Max, completely unaware of the events. It will be similar to when El looks for Billy, but she ends up in his memories.

El ends up in Max's Memory in a Skatepark in California

The memory is mixed of California and the Snowball. The DJ booth is there so it's kinda creepy. El walks to the storm. The source this time is the Creel House because that's where Max is. El arrives in time to stop Vecna from killing her.

El Enters The Storm, Finds Max Just In Time

The girls escapes him. But I think when they go out using the door, they'll be transported to Max's Snowball memory. This is where El and Vecna have their final fight in ST4.

El Fighting Vecna in Max's Mind

There's a theory that Max's mind will reach its limits (two superhumans literally fighting INSIDE her mind). Max will give up during this fight and she slips into a coma. El and Vecna were forced to leave her mind. But Vecna's not leaving empty-handed, he takes Max's soul/consciousness with him because he can still use her to lure El.

El opens her eyes, and she says she wants to protect Max and everyone. She doesn't know what happened and why their fight was interrupted. The Cali gang immediately goes back to Hawkins. But they're already too late.

Cali gang arrives first, and then the Russia group. Maybe the reunion scene is in Hopper's cabin? Either way, the 3 groups will reunite.

Steve, Robin, Dustin, and Erica are at the school, helping the earthquake victims. El, Hopper, Joyce, Mike, Will, Jonathan, Nancy, and Argyle are cleaning the cabin. While Lucas is at the hospital with Max in a coma. He reads Max her wonder woman comics, the one Max reads to El during their sleepover in S3.

Vecna Lives

I believe this is close to the cliffhanger, if it's exactly not the cliffhanger. The boys are at the cabin. There's a leak that the ending shot of ST4 is at Hop's cabin.

Not until he's taken everyone. Vecna already took Max, leaks of Eddie dying a hero while eaten by demobats, and of course; Chrissy, Fred, and Patrick.

Headcanon:

A final fight between our heroes and Vecna in ST5. A time jump of maybe 3 years, and set in 1989. There's no way it'll be set in the 90's. I think we'll be surprised that the upside down is already taking over Hawkins. That's why the time jump is needed because everyone's an adult now and can use weapons. It's going to be like the apocalypse/walking dead.

[fictionfunshop]

CALL GIRL RECOVERY - PART III

Thanks for your patience everyone - I've added a little *spice* this chapter for you all to enjoy!

INTRO

PART II

18+ - Language, illegal activity, SMUT (kissing, general nakedness, some self-love)

Spencer Reid / OFC

Word Count - 3.5K

My Saturdays are like any other person; I spend it cleaning my apartment, getting in some groceries, and catching up on TV shows I never got the chance to watch during the week. So here I'm sitting on my couch in fuzzy pyjamas watching a trashy reality TV show about rich people on boats being ridiculous. The shrill ringtone from my phone makes me jump as I grab it, not even looking at the caller ID.

"Darling, how's my favourite?" Natalya purrs down the phone.

Now Spencer has become a new regular; I guess I'm back in her good books.

"I'm great, trying to relax on my day off,"

"I hope no chocolate; I don't need you getting fat on me." I instinctively put down the cookie I was going to eat. "You better get presentable because the doctor wants an overnight with you tonight."

I sit up, my heart racing. Generally, most men who want the GFE do overnight stays; the longer you book, the more authentic of an experience it is.

While I've seen Spencer a handful of times, they've all been the same; he comes over to my place we play chess or read books; the last time, he even graded papers for one of his classes. We also cuddled; he'd occasionally kiss my cheeks or forehead. I was patient with him, though; I knew if I forced anything, he'd go back into his shell, and now he wants a sleepover? I had a million thoughts; What does he want us to do? Does he want us to have sex? We haven't even properly kissed yet...

"Yeah, that's fine. Is he coming here, or has he booked a hotel?" my heart was still racing from the idea of him in my bed.

"Yours darling, so get cleaning! I know you do it yourself, and I'll send a time for you to expect him. Go get gorgeous!" she hangs up the phone on me. I mentally curse myself before I jump up and start getting ready.

Like always, he turns up five minutes early, wrapping his knuckles on my door. I open the door in my carefully planned pyjamas, shorts, and a black silk shirt with some pink piping. Something I knew he would want to see me in, but my mind still scambled that he was spending the night.

"I wasn't aware we had to turn up in my comfies," he hugs me, dropping his overnight bag by the door, and I instinctively press my body up against his.

"You could've, no judgement," I laugh; he's dressed a little more casual than usual; his suit jacket has been replaced by a soft cardigan which I can feel is expensive, and he has converse on his feet instead of his brogues.

"You look beautiful, like always," he kisses my cheek as he tells me. I get told I'm gorgeous, sexy and hot all day long but never beautiful, which makes my heart rhythm speed up for a moment.

"Right back at ya, you coming in?" he takes his shoes off and walks through to my sitting room and sits on my couch. I perch myself next to him, and he instinctively puts his hand in my lap.

"Thanks for seeing me; I know you don't normally do weekend calls..."

"No problem, if I didn't want to see you, I'd say no" he laughs and throws me a pretend hurt look.

"I start back at the FBI on Monday, so I don't know what my schedule will be, and I want to see you before it all kicks off."

"Are you excited to go back?" you knew by a few conversations that he missed his team and loved his work.

"Yeah, it's been nice to teach for a while and have a job where the possibility I get killed is zero."

"Is that how dangerous it gets?" he nods his head.

"I've been close to death a handful of times. The last time a bullet hit me, I nearly bled out. I still have the scar," he grabs my hand and lets me touch his neck, where I can feel a ridge of hard skin. "A millimetre over, and I was gone."

"I'm sorry that happened to you,"

"You didn't shoot me; it wasn't the first time it happened, and it probably won't be the last," I can feel the tears build up when I hear the resignation in his voice. I know the following question from my mouth will push me over the edge, but I need to know.

"What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?"

He looks into my eyes and pauses for a moment like I was about to run out my door the minute it came out of my mouth.

"I was framed for murder and drug charges a few years ago; I was in federal prison for three months because of it. After I was released, the same woman who framed me abducted my mother afterwards. I was eventually re-instated and acquitted, but it's been a long road to recovery; that's why I still go to therapy."

I have heard stories from clients before; stock markets crash, business deals don't work out; I even had a client arrested while we were out having a meal once. I have never heard of any real danger like that to anyone I know, especially to someone as sweet as Spencer. I say the first thing that comes from my heart, hoping it gives him some comfort.

"I don't know what to say, sorry seems insignificant. You're the bravest person I know for going through all of that and still smiling and living your life. I'm honoured that you trust me enough to tell me that and to be with you." I take in his hazel eyes as I let the words slip from my mouth, noticing the flecks of gold shining through them.

He brings his free hand from his lap and wipes away the tears which have escaped from my eyes, my facade breaking at that moment before he leans over, grabbing my jaw and presses his lips to mine.

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She felt so soft, from the light press of her lips to mine to the silk of her pyjamas covering her waist where my hand rested. I tighten my grip on her jaw as I sweep my tongue across her bottom lip, and she immediately deepens our kiss. The grip on my hand in her lap tightening as she presses herself closer to me. Seeing her with tears in her eyes, the words she could only speak from her heart, I realised that I wanted her. Dr Mendes was right; I was deserving of affection. She breaks our kiss, biting her lip in disbelief.

"I enjoyed that; we could've been doing that weeks ago instead of beating my ass at chess," she giggles.

I let a chuckle out, "I let you win a few games," I pull her into my lap, straddling my waist. I let my hands rest there as hers tangled in my hair, tugging it lightly as she pecks my lips.

"Let me know if I go too far; we can stop whenever you want," I nod my head before I dive into her lips again, our tongues meeting again. We're both lost then, my hands roaming her back, squeezing her hips occasionally while hers tug my hair and grip my face, afraid I'll pull away. It was one of the few times in my life that my brain switched off; she felt too good and real in my lap, her hips rocking slightly against me. My hands drift around her back, and I find a slither of bare skin from her shirt riding up; I gasp and immediately try and move my hand back. I can hear her whine a little before she breaks the kiss.

"It's okay to touch me, Spencer," She whispers, "I want you to," she kisses my neck lightly. My hands immediately go up the back of her shirt, and it's then that I notice she's not wearing a bra. She nips at my neck and whimpers as I dig my fingers into her,

"Do you want me to take this off?" I slide my hands up her sides, just feeling her warm skin; her fingers are tracing around my shoulders under my shirt.

"Let me," I take my hands from under her and bring them to the top button, letting out a shaky breath before I make little work of them; when they're all finally opened, she shrugs it off her shoulders, her top half exposed to me. My senses are in overdrive; it's been a while since a half-naked woman has been on my lap. After prison, my main goal has been surviving, so dating and sex were not on my agenda. I can see her trying to make eye contact with me.

"You're beautiful," I wrap my arm around her back again and bury my face into her chest, leaving sloppy kisses in between the valley of her breasts. I can hear her breath hitch as my teeth graze over one of her nipples; she tugs at my hair, keeping me there.

"Hmmm...Spencer," she mumbles; I grab her ass and grind her into the tent in my pant, both of us now moaning in unison. She tugs my head back so we can look at each other again,

"Do you want to go to the bedroom?"

I freeze against her; I don't want that; surprisingly, my lack of experience holds me back, afraid I'll be bad for her. I don't want that.

"We can stay-" she answers, trying to slide off my lap, but I keep her there.

"No, I don't want that yet. I want more though, I like being close to you," I admit.

"Do you want me to touch you? Do you want to keep touching me?" I nod my head at both questions, and she smiles.

"I have an idea, do you trust me," she climbs off my lap and holds her hand out to me; I push myself up and take her hand into mine, she keeps my hand against her chest and wanders backwards, I noticed she walks past her bedroom, and I make a little face before she giggles.

"I'm surprised you haven't figured it out yet..." she opens the door, and that's when I notice it's her bathroom; a large tub sits against the window as she wanders over to it and fiddles with the taps and some bottles by the side.

"Do you want to take a bath together? We don't have to do anything, see if it relaxes you?" she walks back over to me, waiting for me to make the next move.

I take a step closer to her and trail a finger down her arm before I pull the tie of her shorts, my other hand joining in tugging them down, and I see she's also not wearing any underwear. She kicks them into the corner before she brings her hands to my cardigan; I help her out with the buttons before I shrug it off my shoulders. We start kissing again as I unbutton my shirt, and she gently has her hands on my belt buckle, almost asking for permission to undo my trousers. I join her hands and start on my belt; she picks up the hint and takes over, her fingers brushing over me through my boxers as she opens my trousers. I let them off to the floor before they join the rest of our clothes; before I break our kiss and I take off my shirt, she lets a laugh bounce around the room at my eagerness.

"Are you keeping your socks on, Doctor?" she turns around and turns off the tap before she tips her toe in, testing the temperature before she sits down. I shook my head, pulling them off before I realised that the only thing between me and the tub was my boxers. I can feel nervousness build up in the pit of my stomach as my hands go the band; I can feel her hand reach out to me.

"You don't have to," I look at her, "to take them off or join me, we could just-"

"No, I want to. It's just been a while since I've done anything."

"That's okay. We can top and tail in here if you want," her eyes we're comforting, staring into mine before I realise I don't want that; for all my germaphobe tendencies, the need for her to be close to me wins out.

"Thanks for being patient with me," I rub her cheek before I give her a quick peck on the lips before I break us apart, and I slide my boxers down. She makes a point of keeping her eyes on me; I know she's trying to relieve some of my self-consciousness.

"Scooch up," I tap her shoulder as I climb in behind her. I rest my back against the cold tub as my fingers dance up and down her back; I can feel goosebumps form in my trail as I smile, I trail my index finger down her spine, and she shivers away from me. She lets out a giggle.

"That tickles,"

"Did you know that the body's defensive instincts are mainly focused on the changes that occur behind us, that and your central nervous system runs the length of your spine. That's why you're ticklish." I bring my hand to massage her shoulder; she nuzzles into it before giving my hand a quick peck.

She turns around to face me, "Are you relaxed yet?"

"Nearly," I close my eyes and let the warm water relax my muscles; my hand reaches out to find any part of her.

"You're very touchy today," she points out.

"Is that okay?"

I know I'm paying her to be here, but I do want her to be comfortable. She turns herself around slightly in the tub and kisses me with reassurance; my hand finds her face to keep her there before I let go and pull her into my chest, my arms wrapped tight around her, holding her close. We're both silent for a while, her random tracing figures on my forearm as I relax with my eyes closed, her still in my arms. I feel her lips press against my neck, and I tighten my grip a little.

"Thanks for doing this," I whisper.

"I'm guessing my idea worked then," I open one of my eyes, and I see her looking at me,

"It's not often I'm wrong, I tried this at home, but it didn't work,"

"Maybe it's the bath salts I used,"

"No, I don't think it's that," she laughs as one of my hand squeezes her hips. She presses her lips to mine again, her hand tugging in my curls.

"Feels good, Spencer," I don't respond, and I pull her back into my lips, our tongues finding each other again.

My hands now are separate from my mind, tracing up and down her back before I cup her ass. I can feel the water getting cold, but we keep kissing like teenagers. Then I hear it, my cellphone ringing from my bag in the sitting room. It's 9 pm, so I know whoever it is, it's bad. She immediately climbs off me, slipping out of the tub and wrapping herself in a towel before handing me one. I jump out and walk back into her sitting room digging through my bag to find the offending device.

"Reid here,"

"Hey, look, I know you're not back until tomorrow, but we've a case in Jacksonville we need you on," JJ tells me down the phone.

I see her leaning in the doorway, her towel still wrapped around her.

"Yeah, I'll be in as soon as I can,"

"Thanks, and Spence -"

"Yeah?"

"Welcome back", I hear a click on the other end as I toss my phone back into my bag.

I see her walk back over to me, "Guessing you need to cut our night short,"

"Yeah, I'm sorry. They need me for a case in Jacksonville, so I've to go,"

"It's okay, I understand. Do you need me to do anything?"

I shake my head, I can see she's trying to look relaxed, but she has a scared look in her eye.

"I'm going to be alright," I tell her, "I'll be back, I promise."

She nods her head; I reassure her with a quick kiss before heading back to the bathroom and quickly putting my clothes back on. When I enter the living room again, she's still in her towel, sitting on her sofa and a book in her hand, it's one I gave her the last time I saw her.

"You all set?" she closes it over and stands up. I open up my arms, and she immediately comes to me, draping her hands around my neck.

"Please be safe," she whispers into my chest.

She pulls away only to crash our lips together, and I can feel it, her kissing me as if I'll never see her again. I pull away because I know if we keep kissing like this, I'll drag her back to the bathroom again.

"I'll be back soon, promise. Keep yourself busy, and you'll forget that I was even gone."

" Don't dismiss yourself like that. You're important, Spencer." She looks me dead in the eyes as she tells me this.

I don't know what to say, so I nod my head. I give her one final kiss before I gather up my belongings and walk out her door.

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The door clicks closed, and I don't know what to do. All I can think about is him chasing murderers or God knows who else. I wander back to the bathroom to clean up, and I notice that he's done it and left an envelope on the counter, my fee in fifty dollar bills in total inside. I feel a bang of guilt as I twirl the envelope through my fingers because I know it feels different from my other regulars, which worries me.

He's sweet, handsome and damaged, and all I want to do is keep him safe and help him mend himself. I go back into my room and collapse on the bed, throwing the envelope into my dresser and closing my eyes. When this happens, I phone up Natalya most of the time, and I see if she has any one-time clients, but I would feel like im cheating on Spencer if I do that tonight.

I knew he would be a good kisser; his lips were far too pink and pouty for him not to be. I didn't think I'd like it that much, though; I knew while I was in his lap that I was crossing the line, but I couldn't help myself. I grind my hips into the mattress as I let my mind wander to the what-ifs - what if he wasn't so self-conscious? What if he wasn't called away to fight crime? Would he do more than kiss me? I open my towel as the cold air of my apartment hits me as I think of his wet hands on my skin in the bathtub. I close my eyes and think of Spencer above me as I trace my fingers around my nipples, and I let out a whimper as I pinch them, picturing his mop of curls on my chest, his teeth clamping down on the tender bud there. I continue to buck my hips for relief as I wet my fingers and trace them around my nipples before I run them down to my opened thighs, tracing light figures inside. I know I'm wet and dripping onto the towel as I tease myself more. I bit my lip to stop myself moaning his name as my fingers trace myself, imaging it was his tongue. I let out a gasp as I finally rub my clit, some relief finally coming to me. I press harder as I continue my fantasy of the doctor and what will hopefully come in our future appointments together. My finger breeches my entrance, knowing that compared to his own or even his dick, it's not even close, pumping them in and out, and I can feel my walls tighten. My fingers go back to my clit, and I can feel the knot in my stomach tighten; my legs shake as his name chants from my lips and bounces from my walls. The hand not between my legs grips my sheets, my eyes squeeze close as I come hard, whine a little as I think how good it would feel to come around his dick, his stubble scratching my skin as he kisses me through it.

It's only when my post-orgasm haze lifts that I realise even though this isn't the first time I've done this, I realise that I'm falling for Spencer, and I'm completely fucked.

[catintheruemorgue]

Random azz headcanons!!

warning: suicide on dazai’s part (very last one), swearing

an: in one whole day i’ve been told i may have covid, my wallet got stolen (tho they only took my bank card and id), my car wouldn’t start and i got bad news but honestly this was just a normal day for me!! (i literally have the worst luck it’s almost funny) anyways i thought of stupid social media headcanons.. this is mainly just crack !! :)

•the ADA have game nights and sometimes play among us (rarely because if Ranpo plays he just calls an emergency meeting and calls out the imposter, “Atsushi your leg is shaking..” so it’s only when he’s too sleepy to join.) If Dazai and Kunikida get imposter duo Dazai will accuse Kunikida immediately but not even for the kill he’ll just say he vented in front of him, which then in turn causes kunikida to start yelling that it's him. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJbyuspGVo) think this clip.

•Ranpo once found Poe’s myspace from when he was 16 and proceeded to almost bust a lung at all the edgy poetry and how he called his followers his “Ravens” The best part though, was the profile picture. As if Ranpo hadn't humiliated him enough he printed it out and framed it on his work desk. Poe just about passed out seeing the very photo that haunted his memories sitting on his rivals desk for everyone to see-- Poe in a black hoodie, hood pulled up with one eye covered. The word “pain” was edited across the photo in gothic, cursive looking font.

•Mark Twain loves the song Breakeven by The Script. (this isnt social media but so fucking important.)

•If it weren't for opposing sides Chuuya and Mark would be best friends. Chuuya loves his adventurous attitude and thinks the guy is just really awesome. They would have sleepovers where they would sing songs like Fuck You by Ceelo Green and Gives You Hell by All-American Rejects. Chuuya always posts them belting the lyrics on his story on snapchat and when people from the Port Mafia slide up and say something along the lines of “uhhh? This is sus..” Chuuya sends back a huge paragraph on how they are just jealous they don't have an amazing best friend like he does, and that they should be careful, he's still their superior.

•Yosano constantly is fighting with racists and bigots on facebook and will always talk to Atsushi about it for hours. He's awkward but thankful that she keeps him informed. She's very good at arguing and will rip apart disrespectful men when given the chance but has a hard time fighting women. When it comes to fighting a woman she will recruit Ranpo to sit over her shoulder and give her advice on what to say. Some of the things will warrant a light smack to the head.

•Mori’s most used app is Turbo Tax and nobody knows why.

•Oda loves to leave long in depth reviews for items he's purchased, he doesn't even try to be funny but sometimes Dazai sends him screenshots saying “Is this your review?”

•Gin, Tachihara and Hirotsu all downloaded Life 360 and have fun tracking where each other are. All of them have labeled the Port Mafia headquarters as “Hell”. Also Tachi and Hirotsu would get so confused when Gin was always with Akutagawa after hours.

•Kouyou has a blog where she helps people solve their issues. She's rarely on it but when she is she's always giving the best advice. She also reviews soaps and oils.

•Fitzgerald got doxxed and freaked out because he didn't know that was a thing. He immediately replied with “How do you know that ?” Not knowing there could be consequences for bullying for kids online.

•Atsushi accidentally joined a pyramid scheme but when he tried to sell Yosano something she was there, again, to inform him that it was an MLM. “No Atsushi-kun, that one's not good either.” Much better than Tanazaki who didn't know any better (and bought so much stuff) or Dazai who just thought it was funny.

•Poe has a snapchat but has left people on delivered for weeks to months at a time. The only person he actually responds to is Ranpo, but even then sometimes he leaves him on read (very rarely).

•Fyodor always starts his posts with, “unpopular opinion but..” and if he doesn't like someone's statement he’ll end whatever he has to say with, “Spit.” With an eye rolling emoji.

•One time Akutagawa made a bare ass instagram just to dm Atsushi, “I will get you.” The tiger boy just added Dazai to the chat who, for the hell of it, added Chuuya and proceeded to cuss them both out. Not surprisingly Atsushi had to beg Dazai and Chuuya to block one another while ignoring Akutagawa’s threats.

•Dazai is only famous on twitter because his suicidal tweets are “relatable” and because he’s attractive. He actually secretly gets super pissed because he doesn’t think his pain is “relatable” but will tease people with remarks like, “Make way, celebrity coming through!” when he shows up late for work.

[sanchoyo]

danny phantom episode 4-7 Thoughts: (under a readmore because, these got kinda long!)

-the outfit danny had to buy for dash's party. CLASSIC 2000S i cannot stop laughing. And also showing up to the party and everyone is dressed like the trio is hilarious. and further proof that everyone looks good dressed goth.

-dash has a closet full of cute lil bear plushies?? LOVE that. adorable. also his response to danny trashing his room fighting a ghost was SO valid if somone BROKE MY BED IN HALF ID BE PISSED TOO.

-technus being like 'oh smart, u should be a tutor!' then later being like 'forget tutor, be a teacher!' :) supportive king <3 I also really like his upgraded suit/design. AND SPOCK CAMEO??? HELLO??

-the music in this show is super. its so funky. I looked it up and the guy who does it, guy moon (awesome name) also did music for other cartoons like fairly odd parents, barnyard, chalkzone, billy & mandy, AND some actual movies like FIGHT CLUB??? the whiplash I got from reading that)

-sam being rich explains a lot about her, actually.

-I know the moral of the episode was supposed to be 'dont ditch your friends for popular people/spend a lot of money on clothes that arent You to Fit In'. but tbh. it wouldve been easy for danny to have been like 'well, okay, ill come but only if my friends can!' but I get. that hes 14. so. not a lot to say there.

-BOX GHOST IS BACK!!!!! also, danny sitting up and wearing the dress/wig/makeup. umm thats how I dress everyday LMFAO. unironically me. (hate the jokes that boil down to 'haha funney man in dress' tho. but this is a look)

-jazz being protective of her brother once again being like NOOO YOU GUYS BETTER NOT STAKE OUT HIS (actually haunted) LOCKER!! shes aware of how people perceive him and she wants to help :( which is also probably why she told dash to invite him to that party even tho she had no interest in going!! she wants to help him out :(

-gotta say im with tucker on the whole 'should danny use his powers to get back at bullies' debate. 100% yes. let him teach kids to fight back. making dash throw his food at paulina out of the blue? no. but when hes actually about to pick on someone? yeah! for self defense? YEAH! if dash and his friends just threw food at him, I think rather than. idk doing sneaky shit with frogs he couldve just threw it back and not pulled punches if they tried to fight. I kNOOWWW its a kids show so they are like 'if u fight back ur just as bad!! violence bad!!' but. theyre HIS POWERS. WHO CARES.

-like my only gripe is that dash really isnt LEARNING ANYTHING WHEN DANNY GETS BACK AT HIM IN THE MOST PETTY INDIRECT WAYS. whatever they had to add a bully psa episode I guess. I hate it and I hate the way cartoons usually handle it because these methods simply Do Not Work. 'aND YouRE USinG YOur poWErs FOR EVill???!' this is Not Evil. even when poindexter takes dannys body, theyre only being 'nice' bc hes stealing soda for them!! bitches deserve what they get (nothing too brutal bc theyre high schoolers but damn, if they pick on danny he doesnt need to be the 'bigger person' he needs to start biting people)

-SAM TRYING TO SMUGGLE FROGS OUT OF THE BIO LAB?? girl in middle school when we had to dissect frogs we could opt out, also, they came to us already dead and preserved...

-sidney's lingo and the fact hes in black and white is sending me. also, danny is a ghost celebrity apparently for being a halfa?? ok. thats interesting to know

-the DENTIST BEING EXCITED ABOUT THE COTTON CANDY FLOOD IS THE FUNNIEST THING SO FAR.

-I LOOOVE the trope of 'wishes gone wrong'. not crazy about the stereotypical genie, or the use of the dreamcatcher looking design. (also, I KNOW theyre scientists but the way theyre handling a cold...are the fentons ANTIVAX)

-the genie. she. whitewished paulina. JKASDFHKJ. (the ghost literally just being hello kitty???? im dying) 'why do i feel that im special and wonderful? because I AM! <3' paulina ilu self worth queen. felt bad for her also getting possessed by (2) boys later who were arguing INSIDE HER. WTF.

-imagine being the guy trapped in his now flying car. he thought danny and tucker were HALUCINATIONS. imagine being trapped in a flying car with two, what you think are imaginary arguing 14 year olds convinced ur gonna die. i WOULD say this dude is gonna need so much therapy, but he seemed totally fine and excited when they landed (I would be happy too if a chicken was on my head. chickens rule) stoner rights

-sam's bat slippers??? iconic. SO cute.

-I think desiree's backstory is so :( do all ghosts have messed up sad backstories?? poindexter's was sad too...cannot imagine box ghost has any kind of fucked up backstory. but what if. his mom got pushed off cliffs by boxes...........a la cruella... anyway her 'no man may lay a hand on me' iconic. ilu

-I know danny has no concept of how much bras cost but my god dont attack tucker with some girls bra. those are so expensive.

-its really. well its not a GOOD THING he went into the portal and got fucked up, but its good danny was the one to do it rather than sam or tucker. because even tho he was being influenced by desiree and kept getting more malicious and it prob wasnt 100% him...he sucked as a ghost like most the people he 'pranked' were innocent ppl just Chillin and he didnt want to help anyone at all. I think danny is the most responsible out of them but also, hes 14 and shouldnt HAVE to feel obligated to fight every ghost. hes a good kid and wants to, but I also feel like he feels like...responsible for the portal turning on?? because his parents did give it up,, but it was an accident and not his fault (if anything, why was the on switch on the inside. why was it that easy. why was there no safety measures. that seems like smth OSHA needs to hear about). like thats my son. hes a good boy. and hes never done anything wrong in his life, ever. if anyone hurts him im killing everyone in this room and then myself. etc.

-danny's curfew is 10PM????? DUDE. when I was 14...shit I couldn't be out that late, I had to be back at like, 8 at the latest, and my parents had to know exactly where and who I was going with, AND i had to call/text them regularly...is this a case of my parents being overbearing, or the fentons sucking??? the only time i could EVER be out that late was if I was at an overnight sleepover or smth...

-the vultures have lil fezes. why do they have fezes...theyre so fuckin funny 'ask him for directions' 'I KNOW WHERE IM GOING' these ghost vultures are my new grandpas. pick them up, put them in the adopt box.

-'I wonder why those guys were trying to waste dad!' THEYRE GHOSTS. YOUR DAD HUNTS GHOSTS. why is that not a conclusion you'd immediately jump to??

-*jazz voice, clearly disgusted* WISCONSIN???

-mrs fenton with the lab coat and leg warmers and PERM. YESSS STYLISH.

-was going to say 'ew billionaire' @vlad but. super valid he used his powers to assumedly steal and cheat to get that money, thats how all billionaires do it! but ew hes a SIMP. and spending your billions on FOOTBALL STUFF?? you are Not Valid overall. I DO respect the fact you have a castle instead of a mansion. in wisconsin. if youre going to be stupidly rich might as well go all out, torches on the wall and all. I DO like his ghost form's little kitty ears. catman. and his cape! every design can benefit from a cape. and how different his forms look, like danny looks the EXACT SAME IN BOTH FORMS ASIDE FROM COLOR CHANGES. vlad's is like,, I could believe they were different people!! also I love the drama. but dude you are fighting a 14 year old. lame. also he was like, telling danny he wanted his mom and him and like, wanted him to renounce his dad?? WHAT ABOUT JAZZ?? bitch. those r MY kids and they are both important and special. I do agree they need better parents but thats not u sir <3

-I thought vlad's 'little badger' nickname for danny came from the football mascot of the packers, but google says they have NO MASCOT?? so now I'm like?? is it because his hair is sometimes black and sometimes white?? I hate to give him props but thats a PERFECT NICKNAME. theyre also tiny and vicious!

-why did I get so excited that Skulker is back!! its been like. 2-3 eps LMAO. AND THE DAIRY KING. ICONIC I LOVE HIM. hes the nicest guy ever :) more nice ghosts please. danny cannot be fighting alone everytime with no ghost buds like every ghost being hostile sucks :(

-mr. fenton knew vlad was controlling him, but a few episodes ago he had no clue danny was doing the same thing...is it something about how malicious the ghost is?? he just seemed to think his memory had gaps the first time, this time he was INSTANTLY LIKE 'GHOST'. then again in this ep when danny did it again he was just slightly confused but not immediately freaking out like he did with vlad possessing him!!

-'my parents will accept ME NO MATTER WHAT' so. so why haven't you come out to them yet, danny?? if you really think that?? if theres no harm, and you're sure??? if vlad is a real problem, wouldnt that make dealing with him easier, to expose him???? SO WHY HAVENT YOU COME OUT YET?? COULD IT BE,, MAYBE YOU HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT WHETHER YOUR PARENTS ACTUALLY WILL ACCEPT YOU??? 🤔 ... 🏳‍🌈 I get why people say He Is Trans. I totally totally get u danny.

-sorta unrelated, but it just occurred to me in one of these eps they go to casper HIGH not casper middle school??? theyre 14?? dont highschools usually do ages 15-18? (I didnt go to hs so I might be wrong, if I am ignore this...) freshmen are usually 14-15, could just be a case of them not turning 15 yet but they will sometime in the school year (I say they because tucker said he was 14 too)? I know the show has 3 seasons, so by the end of it will they be older? thatd be neat but usually cartoon characters stay the same age...I love shows where you can see the characters age and grow up, though...three seasons seems like a long time to spend on like, 1 year...

[theenpcbracket]

The TTRPG NPC Tournament Round 2: Eris vs. Kevin

Images are in the order of the poll! Image ID included, click to see the full image please!

More about each NPC below the cut!

Character 1

Name: Eris Party: Rigsby Raiders Relationship to party: BBEG, general nightmare

What makes them the best NPC: Eris was one of the BBEGs for an ancient mythos-centered game. Her inspiration comes from both the real Grecian goddess of chaos and strife and the Eris in the movie Sinbad because it chemically altered our DM as a child.

She's chaos embodied. She once disguised herself and gave a PC drugs so powerful he met Bacchus on a different plane. She and her angel goon assassinated another PC with a weapon that left literally no trace of him behind (DM had player consent). Once, the party was so stressed they declared they were taking a day off and Eris was so impressed by their chutzpa that she just. Let them. She kidnapped two PCs to kill them and decided that it could double as a chance for Sleepover Talk, which included her playing relationship counsellor and increasingly weird games of FMK.

Her ultimate goal was to end the world and reunite with her other half: Heh, the Egyptian god of infinity. They'd built the universe together, chaos and infinity. An... argument resulted in Heh hiding from her for thousands of years, but she still was obsessed with him. Returning the universe to nothingness meant they'd be all that was left and he couldn't avoid her. Heh was ultimately the one to take her down as he, joining her in a genuinely loving embrace, threw them both into the pits of Tartarus while the party foiled the rest of her plan.

Quote:

“What do you do when the only person who’s real to you leaves? You try to get them back.” -Promethus, explaining why Eris is doing what she's doing

“Elysia, can I borrow your finger? I want to make a birthday cake for Imhotep and I need a candle.” -Eris, during her impromptu sleepover

To learn more about Eris, check out the extra propaganda in her tag here!

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Character 2

Name: Kevin Party: GATEGATE Relationship to party: Familiar, general menace

What makes them the best NPC: We used speak with animals on him one time and it was so funny we just decided he could talk the whole time. Canonically he's a familiar because he got arrested in the Feywild and this is his community service. He's not only useless but actively antagonistic to the party. He eats exclusively raw meat hand-rolled in birdseed and hates everyone. His sheer glee at seeing the rest of us miserable was powerful enough to protect us from the effects of the Shadowfell. His two attacks are (a) shitting on people and (b) necklace of fireballs. He is my horrible son and I love him very much. He gets consulted on every decision and his response is always some variation of (horrible screechy voice) "you're all stupid and I hope you die I'm going back to sleep".

To learn more about Kevin, check out the extra propaganda in his tag here!

[jimsmovieworld]

AILEEN WUORNOS: AMERICAN BOOGEYWOMAN- 2021 ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Im sorry but this movie is too much fun!

Id say its without one of the dumbest movies of 2021, but so entertaining. Peyton List stars as Americas most notorious serial killer/boogeywoman in a look at her early years before she was famous.

Movie kicks off with her turning tricks in a car, the john gets a bit too frisky and she knocks him out cold by hitting his head off the wheel. Two things happen here that will continue for the duration of the film: First of all, every male character in this movie is a bed person and roughly half of them are rapists. Second, regardless of there size or strength advantage they are no match for the boogeywoman.

Aileen then is befriended by a girl called Jennifer on the beach, they have a sleepover at Jennifer's house. Now first of all, the casting here is absolutely insane, despite them supposed to be the same age, there is obviously an insane age gap. It looked like she Aileen was hanging out with Julianne Moore. I googled the actress (Lydia Hearst) after the film and shes 37 years old. Peyton List is only 24.

The next morning Aileen goes downstairs and is introduced to Jennifers extremely wealthy and extremely old father Lewis (Tobin Bell).

She wastes no time in seducing him, the next day Jennifer comes home and sees Aileen riding her father in bed. Jigsaw was for sure bricked up during filming.

Aileen and Lewis get married for two weeks, the movie is all about the insane stuff that (maybe) went down during this period. The American Boogeywoman batters countless guys, shoots a dude in the wiener, kills more people, does lots of fraud.... fun stuff.

The movie is told by an older Aileen who is about to be executed, shes a very unreliable narrator so its unclear whether any of its true.

The acting in this film is fucking criminal! Basically everything is criminal but in a fun way. This is one of the best bad movies ive watched in ages. Love Hurts is used very well, love that song. Was written and directed by Daniel Farrands who wrote Halloween 6.

Just saw he also directed a movie released at the same time called Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman starring Chad Michael Murray. That sounds hilarious also so will watch that shortly.