#iceling joel

[daily-smallishbeans]

Day 114- Get it? Cause he's cool

[transfemzedaph]

not the iceling joel skin in the thunbnail 💀

[joelsmallishbeans-skins]

Left Side Round 1

3rd Life Red Joel vs 3rd Life Yellow Joel

Joel with pink flower vs Iceling Joel (Afterlife)

Halloween Kingdomcraft Shrek vs Halloween Pranking Clown

OG Joel vs Joel 2.0

Original ORIGINAL Shrek vs New Shrek

The Deep End Pirate Mermaid Shrek vs The Deep End Mermaid Shrek

Stratos Joel vs Stratos Joel (BALD)

Minecraft Undercover Shrek vs One Life Purge Shrek

Last Life Grey Red Joel vs Last Life Red Joel

Bad Boys Mourning (Red) vs Bad Boys Mourning (Black)

[rxomeo]

Happy Birthday, Icel!

As this special day arrives, I can't help but reflect on the incredible woman you are and how grateful I am to have you in my life. Words seem to fall short when it comes to describing just how much you mean to me.

You are stunningly beautiful, Ciselia. Every time I talk to you, I can feel your wide smile takes my breath away. But your beauty goes far beyond the physical. Your sweetness and kindness radiate from your core, touching everyone you meet. You have this incredible ability to make me feel loved and cherished, reminding me of the good in the world.

There's a fire in your soul, a passion that's as captivating as it is inspiring. You're intelligent, strong, and independent – a true force to be reckoned with. You make me laugh harder than anyone else, and your warmth fills every room we enter. You're the woman I can't wait to brag about to my friends and family, the one whose achievements fill me with such immense pride. But more than anything, you're the girl who makes my heart skip a beat. You're the one I crave conversations with, even on sleepy nights, the one who makes me want to risk anything just to be with you. You're the missing piece, the laughter that fills the silence, and the warmth that chases away the cold. I know my actions haven't always reflected the depth of my love for you.

I apologize if I've dampened the joy of your pre-birthday. Please forgive me. You deserve the world, Ciselia, and on this special day, I want you to know that my greatest wish is for your happiness. May this birthday be filled with everything you desire: laughter, love, joy, and unforgettable memories. You are the most incredible woman I know, and I hope you see yourself the way I do - strong, beautiful, and deserving of every happiness in the world.

Whether you choose to be with me or not, I will always cherish the time we've shared. But my deepest desire is to spend many more birthdays by your side, spoiling you and making you feel like the queen you are.

Happy Birthday, my love.

With all my love,

Joel Dwardy

[foxeroni]

VOTE FOR JOEL

Reasons:

1. He is an absolute loser and a pathetic meow meow

In season 2 he is so insecure that he goes out of his way to make lore in order to make it cannon that he is tall and sexy. His own wife refuses to be his lawyer because she knows he will lose.

Going off the last sentence, in last life, whenever joel interacts with lizzie she always talks about how incompetent he is before and afterwards. In the one scene where she flirts with him, he has the most awkward and uncool respince possible. She votes for him to die first and profits off it. He dies 4 times in the second episode and looses all his friends (only had one to begin with).

In afterlife when Joel has objectively the best origin in the game, he needs an umbrella to walk in the rain. He dies in his second origin because he accidently walks off a cliff. When he has the supposedly "cool" origin (iceling) he falls into a cauldron by accident.

(Have not wached x life yet)

2. Joel is also a total whore

He sleeps with sausage in like the third episode of empires s2. He and his worst-enemy-turned-friend Jimmy fuck barely 2 episodes after they become friends. His wife is a ten foot tall axolotl hybrid who could absolutely step on him and he would let her.

In the first few episodes of double life he takes as little damage as possible and tries to stay out of trouble on green and yellow despite his soulmate going to the deep dark and spawning the warden, all while building a lovely and flammable home.

Joel also flirts with Jimmy in empires s1 and somehow asking Jimmy to be his best man is more romantic than a marriage proposal to his own wife?? He has bi wife energy.

3. He is absolutely unhinged and chaotic

In third life, he tames a wolf army and sicks them on absolutly everyone. It is also believed that one of the life series 'curses' is that the player that tames the most wolves is the most unhinged.

When he goes red life in LL, he tries to get kills on absolutly everyone possible, he also has no hesition when lying to his teammate when he is the boogeyman. He goes on a killing spree with grian at the end, it's even said by Scott that dying of "natural causes" included dying at joel and grians hands.

During double life, as soon as the ship burns he immediately starts burning everything and goes on another killing spree. Also, the first thing he does after dying a second time is killing someone with zero hesitation.

He starts a whole religion and goes on a whole villan arc because of a fucking donkey. A fucking donkey.

Now this is not physically, emotionally, or even that visibly unhinged, but. Let's rember that this is the guy who spent like over twenty hours worth of building in Jimmy's empire for the purpose of 'it would be funny'. It is literally insane. On that topic, all his bases are also absolutly insane, one could say, unhinged.

4. Do it for...

Vote joel, for he derves to win the mcyt sexyman bracket. And if this has convinced you that he is too pathetic to vote for, then do it for his son hermes. Hermes is too precious for this world and his other dad sadly got out of the competition yesterday. Do it for the smol armor stand demigod lore child. Or do it for donkey Jeremy, idk.

Shoutout to @infamousvamp , who inspired this post, I tried to add more stuff and make difference points, but you should check out https://at.tumblr.com/infamousvamp/vote-joel-smallishbeans-for-mcytblr-sexyman-2023/ngx5hduweccw , the original. In the end though, it really dosnt matter, as we all would like joel smallishbeans to with this competition, or at least this round. Hopefully this has either influenced your vote or reminded you how pathetic joel is. Vote here at https://at.tumblr.com/mcytblrsexymen/round-four/kprd9e10zjmp

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

On a quest to not die, by finding a snow biome, Joel somehow stumbles into the desert, where he meets a quite annoying kangaroo

[horizon-penblade]

No no you don't understand he spent his first life a being of ash and flame, and his second as a giant, and then he was made to become the smallest being of ice and cold!! He built a giant palace of magma and brimstone only to be lost in its towering halls and to melt in its heat!! !!!!

[lunarsands]

In future series, Joel should not be allowed within twenty chunks of lava.

Just. Just don’t let him anywhere near it.

Here I was thinking about what the stupidest death on the server so far has been and imo it was still the Iceling over lava cauldrons. 

AND NOW IT’S ALL IRONIC BECAUSE HIS FIRST ORIGIN WAS BLAZEBORN.

[pjchatters]

Thinking about Iceling Joel and Goolien Lizzie

Thinking about how Lizzie’s slime body would react to Joel’s ice body

Thinking about how Joel attempts to understand Lizzie’s strange and unique alien language

Thinking about how for the past two origins, Joel was taller than Lizzie, but as an Iceling he is shorter than her

Thinking about how Lizzie can shrink down to his size to give him a kiss

Thinking about how she can still be taller than him even in her smallest size

Thinking about how they’re both transparent and can see through each other

Thinking about how Lizzie’s skin is green, Joel’s favorite color and his previous origin’s skin color

Thinking about how Joel’s skin is blue, making him almost blend in with Lizzie’s biome and them playing hide and seek together

Thinking about how in their previous origins as Giant and Floran, Lizzie can ride Joel, but as an Iceling and Goolien, Joel can ride Lizzie

Thinking about how Joel has no nose, while Lizzie has no lungs, therefore both can go underwater and have an underwater date

Thinking about how they can both climb walls and have a race against each other

Thinking about how they both got origins vulnerable to fire

Thinking about how they both died to lava

Thinking about what could’ve been 

Yes, after all this time I’m still thinking about how cute this pair would’ve been even though they died weeks ago

[localfandomenthusiast]

JOEL'S ALSMP EP 8 SPOILERS

Me: danm Lizzie's next origin ain't even gonna last a full episode lmaoo

Joel: I will avenge my wife's honour

*Dies within 10 mins of being an Iceling*

[at7artblog]

The short-lived Iceling!Joel from ALSMP.

[alsmp-headcanons]

Okay so I know Afterlife is ending and... That kinda gets me thinking about something...

You remember when Lizzie was an Enigma, she basically made her skin an amalgamation of her lives prior to the Enigma?

So... What if after you lose all ten lives, you become an amalgamation of all those lives put together

Well I was thinking with... Like uhhh Joel. He may be pretty large because of his Giant life and might have fire and ice abilities because of his Blaze and Iceling lives and so on.

Basically all ten lives/Origins fused together into that person. If that makes any sense?

Just a thought I came up with after Joel and Lizzie died.

Ahh!! I’ve thought of this in the past! But that was an idea with a friend that the magic of empires would scatter afterlifers since it’s so unfamiliar and turn them into a mix of their past lives!

[joelsmallishbeans-skins]

Left Side Round 1 Poll 2

[witherrosealliance]

everyone’s origins on afterlife :]! i’ll update this if need be, but it seems like those who haven’t gone through all their lives aren’t making another afterlife video, so yknow

callum = giant | elytrian | phantom | dullahan | gravital | giant

fwhip = illusioner | inchling | wyverian | villager | cookieborn | human | kangaroo | floran | truffle | phantom |

gem = villager | half-robot | mothling | arachnid | fox | forestborn | zombie | illusioner | thornling | half-dragon |

jimmy = thornling | feline | half-dragon | wolf | birb | candy | red panda | inchling | cookieborn | lepus |

joel = blazeborn | giant | iceling | wyverian | thunderborn | lepus | fairyborn | forestborn | gravital | half-robot |

joey = shulk | inchling | sculkborn | red panda | atling | chameleon | wyverian | dullahan | fairyborn | shadow crawler |

katherine = floran | fairyborn | wolf | chameleon | merling | human | atling | snow golem | lepus | inchling |

lauren = avian | enderian | vex | candy |

lizzie = raccoon | floran | goolien | kangaroo | birb | enigma | zombie | crawler | phantom | villager |

meghan = truffle | piglin

mika = candy

oli = enderian | atling | forestborn | thornling | zombie | iceling | vampire | fairyborn |

sausage = elytrian | half-wither | gravital | crawler | thunderborn | birb | goolien | giant | inchling | angel |

scott = mothling | vampire | angel | merling | kangaroo | red panda | snow golem | thornling | birb | fox |

shelby = shadow crawler | birb | feline | opossum | wyverian | truffle | wolf | birb | phantom | shulk |

[thvnderstxne]

i keep seeing this and i had to add iceling joel from afterlife smp

SMH he’s so privileged.

[mcyt-incorrect-promptstuff]

Blazeborn Joel and Iceling Joel should brawl

Just because, I wanna see what happens