#ic: i did it father!

[naggascradle]

[akqrus]

Me defending Marinette from the ppl who say ''OOH but it's HER fault that Gabriel Agreste was a SHITTY father and killed himself instead of owning up to his mistakes, so she chose to let Adrien live carefree instead of living the rest of his life known as a villain's son!!'':

[fluffypotatey]

y’all help i’ve got two hangster x twister aus haunting my brain and one is mostly silly and fun while the other is angsty Bradley character study

[silverhalla]

realizing that my warden rook backstory would make her a little older than I’d like to romance lucanis: :(

realizing that my warden rook backstory would make her the PERFECT age to romance emmrich: >:) >:) >:)

[arrowsnsarcasm]

What would you do if you lost Lian?

Hunt down the people responsible and avenge her.

[darkseed-two]

i was sitting here wondering like man. why doesnt mike have one of those people who make a thousand and one edits of the same sprite of a character. and then i realized i am that person

[amandabe11man]

ngl I kept hoping for live-action tomie to at least accidentally attract a lesbian while she was doing her shtick, but I didn't actually think it would happen-- and then the 4th and last movie just fuckin... DELIVERED? just like that????

no more slight homoerotic hints if you squint, like in the first movie, no. the 4th literally has the female protag fall in love with tomie (in a sweet way too where she doesn't end up wanting to also kill tomie)!!!! too bad tomie keeps on being her bitchy self though... anyway, thank you, director, whoever you are

[quartzhearted]

book - sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf. (swap)

“Come… on…!” The ice dragon stood on a rather precariously swaying stack of books, on the very tips of his toes attempting to get the book located on the highest shelf. Yet, even when fully stretched out his fingers could only barely graze against the elusive book’s blue spine. “History of Wyvern Domestication” it read.

He then noticed another person come into the room, having sensed their presence. Without turning around, he spoke. “Oh, Sir Morion, Hello! Are you also here for some reading? Don’t mind me, I’m just… trying to grab a book…!”

“Come on now…! Almost…!” With a look of pure concentration, he failed to notice as the books under him began to topple over. “Waaah…!” He let out a surprised yelp as it gave way.

yeah, morion reads books. sure, he needs glasses and keeps losing the pairs he has. but he does.

he just doesn't read quite so often. when he's got classes to teach and papers to grade and training to do and weapons to clean and rocks to find... well, you get the idea. not much time for recreational reading---on top of the fact that morion's not so great at staying in one place for long.

but today, somehow, has granted him a moment to read something light. he doesn't go to the library as often as he ought to, but the second best time to start something is now!

he wanders in, briefly looking at the wide spans of bookshelves. damn, now there's a lot of books. he can see a book lover arguing with the librarians about the practicality of just living here---you could read every day nonstop and still not get to everything in your lifetime. it's fascinating to think about.

a little blue kid acknowledges him without turning around---but morion's not surprised. he knows who that is! " hey there, nils, " he calls back, looking over and back. then looking over again. hey, is he standing on a pile of books? that's not safe!

morion quickly brushes over as the pile begins to tremble, brows hard. he barely has time to stop before the books tumble out from underneath nils, sending the boy falling---

---right into morion's open arms.

" that was incredibly dangerous, nils, come on! " his voice is not angry, but it is rough. " you're a smart kid. you ought to know better; they've got ladders if something's out of reach! "

he shifts nils to one arm and then to the ground, then uses his free hand to get the book the boy had been reaching for. " what would'a happened if i hadn't been here? you'd be under all of these books! " he gestures to the pile. the books here are thick and heavy---even for a dragon, it wouldn't have been pleasant. " if you need help with something, you've just gotta ask. don't do crazy stuff like that anymore, got it? "

[brokendreamscreation]

Oh he is absolutely going to kill his twin now-

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

Huh. Someone finally said it.

[mad-hunts]

♡ + food

OOH, thank you so much for the ask, @crimeclean! this is honestly a prompt that i was kind of hoping to get because i've been looking for an excuse to talk about this. so, allow me to tell you about one food that barton has had an aversion to over the years and for... honestly, a very unfortunate (to say the least), but also a good reason. and this is mushrooms. now i have talked about this a bit a while ago, but whenever barton was still with his bio father, wesley mathis; he went through a period of having to feel food insecurity and hoarding food. this was due to the fact that wesley had lost his job as a forester at one point, which caused them both to struggle a lot with having enough to eat. and one day, as sad as this may sound, barton had ran out of the food that he stockpiled for a day where wesley wasn't able to feed either of them. so the choice was either to go out to try to find something to eat or simply ruminate in his hunger / try to make it go away by sleeping. however, barton was just SO hungry this day that he was literally having pains and as a result, because they lived out in the woods at the time — a six or seven year old barton went out to see if he could find something to eat amongst the wilderness.

and barton had found morel mushrooms, a species that is known to grow in new jersey that isn't toxic when eaten cooked, BUT is when eaten raw. and he had eaten a good amount of them so the onset of symptoms he got from eating them arrived pretty quickly. they are known to cause gastrointestinal issues especially in large amounts and have even killed some people who didn't have the knowledge that you can't eat them uncooked. as a result, barton had to be hospitalized and after that, he didn't even want to look at mushrooms for years. even now, he doesn't really like eating them because of the fact that they caused him to have a quite traumatic experience as a kid, but if they're being cooked by someone as a part of a dish and barton KNOWS that this person doesn't have a toxic type of mushroom... he'll eat them. though about 9 times out of 10, if someone actually offers him the choice to eat something without them, he will gladly take that.

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

I literally truly and honestly cannot fathom creating The Force Awakens, from the score to the cinematography to the costumes to the editing, and then being like “nah Rey isn’t Luke’s daughter” 

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

I don't have a complex, I don't have a complex, oh sweet merciful Anarchy, I can NOT have a complex

[welcometothevale]

My first tag dump/drop thingy lmao.

The ones with full sentences are dialogue from the book.

[canyonmooncreations]

I can’t stop thinking about bratty princess reader x bodyguards 141

Something something your life is ruined now that your father has hired four broody body guards to be with you at all times. They usually rotate shifts, one staying with you at all times.

Sometimes events call for three of them or all of them. So when it’s time for a royal ball and three of them are needed, Simon opts to sit this one out in hopes to avoid the uncomfortable socialization.

After the ball, John stays at the palace with you and Kyle and Johnny join Simon back at their residence. Simon is absolutely baffled when the boys don’t shut up about how bratty you were and the major attitude adjustment you need.

Talking about how you refused to follow directions, even when they were for your safety. Refused to buckle up in the car and struggled so much that Johnny had to hold you down while Kyle buckled you up. Pouting the rest of the way home. Refused to eat dinner at the ball and insisted they stop at a drive through even though that wasn’t on your itinerary. Threatening to get them fired if they don’t take you.

The boys go on and on about your behavior and Simon just listens, dumbfounded.

“What’s that face for Riley? She even worse with you?” Johnny asks with a frustrated tone.

Simon shakes his head. “No attitude for me.”

The boys both start laughing. There’s no way that’s true. You’re truly a spoiled rotten brat, they think. There’s no way that he’s serious.

They never believe him until there’s an event that calls for all four of them. Simon’s with you at the palace while you get ready. The three boys pull up out front ready for you to join.

They watch as you walk nicely to the car and climb into the middle settling in next to Johnny. Simon climbs in after you. The boys are ready for the battle of asking you to buckle up.

“Buckle, princess” Simon grumbles.

“Yes, Mr. Riley.” The car goes silent. Johnny and Kyle look like their eyes are about to pop out of their head. John doesn’t miss the way your cheeks blushed red.

The car ride is silent. The boys are too shocked to say anything. Since when did you have manners and the ability to follow instructions? John drives with a grin on his face. Simon is unphased as you rest your head on his shoulder.

At the event, you are on your best behavior. You eat your food, move when instructed to move, and smile the whole time. The boys are genuinely so shocked at this new side of you. They watch in awe as Simon approaches you and the ever present feisty look is no where to be found.

“Ready to go?” Simon asks softly.

“Can we please stay a little longer?” You ask so kindly. Simon nods and finds his protective position.

“Did she just say please?” Johnny asked exasperated.

“She doesn’t even know what that word means!?!?” Kyle is just as shocked. John just chuckles and shakes his head.

They then watch as minutes pass and you gently tap Simon and tell him you are ready to leave.

When you get to the car, Johnny decides to put this to the test. Simon gets you in the car and closes the door to talk to the event staff before leaving.

“Buckle up sweetheart.” Johnny instructs.

You give him a polite nod and buckle up quickly. John lets out a chuckle and before Johnny can’t say anything before Simon is joining them in the car. “Bloody hell.” is all that is heard as the car falls silent.

On the way home, you lean over the Simon and ask if you could stop for ice cream. He replies with a simple “No, princess” and is met with no reaction from you. A slight nod and your head falls back against his shoulder.

Kyle is about to lose it. You threatening to get them fired if they didn’t take you through the drive through the other day. What the fuck has Simon done to you??

Something something and now it’s the end of the night. Simon has got you settled into bed and walks into the castle living room to review how tonight went with the security team.

“What the fuck did you do to her?” Johnny and Kyle stare at him as if he’s accomplished the impossible.

“Told ya, no attitude with me.”

John chuckles and pats Simon on the back as he grins.

Masterlist

A/n: is this dumb?? It’s been eating my brain for a four hour car ride 😭😭

[doctor-disc0]

I want to make an Elder Scrolls character based on my last D&D character but it's. Very hard. Because she was such a unique and weird character that it is hard to translate that into an in-game character (info on her and my thoughts about how I could adapt her into an es character below the cut).

Her name was Eva "Halfblood" Akannathi, and she was a half-orc, half-goliath 18 year old bard (college of valor). But she was kind of an unconventional bard. She hated lying and dishonesty. Like, really loathed it. This girl has not lied once in the 18 years she's been alive and does not plan on ever doing it. She also considers illusions to be a form of lying.

This made playing through the campaign very interesting. At certain points of the campaign, she had to roll wisdom saving throws whenever her party had to lie to someone. If she succeeded, she managed to keep quiet. If she failed, she would blurt out the truth. She also disliked whenever her party members lied about anything. It didn't matter if it was for the greater good. She would rather die than tell a lie, and she wishes others felt the same.

Now, adapting her into a playable Elder Scrolls character is a bit tricky. You would think going with the Bard class would be the obvious choice. However, one of their major skills is Illusion, and given Eva's stubborn dislike of illusion, that's not exactly going to work. I could, of course, make a custom class, but I have so much anxiety about getting custom classes exactly right that it ends up just stressing me out whenever I try to create a custom class. But, maybe I'll try a custom class. That would probably be the best.

The race is a little less tricky, but there's still that "damn, I wish I could choose two races." Her in-game race would probably be orc, since that's the race she looks the most like. In my head, though, I'm thinking she would be half-orc, half-nord. I mean, D&D goliaths are resistant to cold damage and are tall, and Nords are basically the same, even if their coloration is different (goliaths have greyish skin and markings on their face, whereas Nords have white skin and no natural markings). What I really wish I could do is just take the cold resistance from Nords and just replace the Orc berserk thing with it because going berserk isn't really Eva's style lol (she's no barbarian!). But whatever, I suppose she can survive without her cold resistance.

It just really sucks because I loved playing her so much in D&D, and now that that campaign is over, I kinda miss her. But she's such a weird character that she's hard to play in any other setting.