#ian being slutty

[ianthoni]

Ian for the love of god please stop the dick sucking jokes 💀💀

[gallafics]

𝙶𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚏𝚒𝚌'𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠

Title: Paragraphs

Author: @palepinkgoat (Ao3)

Rating: Explicit Series: —

Chapters: 14/14 Word Count: 100.1 k

Archive Warnings: Warnings Not Used

Favorite Character: Its hard to not say Ian and Mickey because they’re both so amazing in this fic and they’re really the main focus—however I do really love a little side character named Rex and Lip is pretty cool in this one too! And I can’t forget Bill!

Least Favorite Character: Terry and he’s not even actively in this one but he’s definitely still my least favorite oh and Ian’s ex-boss, not a cool guy.

Ao3 Summary: Ian has an opportunity to be a reading tutor for ex-convicts. He meets one in particular that catches his eye. What begins as an attraction becomes more complicated with the weight of the past.

Spoiler Free Review: I ate this fic up in less than two days, when I tell you I’m obsessed…every now and then a fic comes along and you start reading and you just know it’s like this fic is now apart of your soul. I love it. It now has a permanent place on my comfort fic list. This is a different first meeting AU. There’s so much sweetness and fluff but be prepared and take care of yourself as this fic also deals with some heavier topics as well and the author does a great job at leaving notes about which chapter have the heavier themes. This fic is an amazing read, I highly suggest it, just know you’ll be adding it to your re-read list because it’s amazing!

Spoilers Below↓

Favorite Moment(s):

Ian and Mickeys entire first encounter.

Rex is honestly so funny, one of my fav side character in a fic!

“What’s complicated about getting your dick wet?” Rex squints at the numbers on the shelf. “You didn’t see him looking at you like you were a whole meal.”

Protective Mickey my beloved

“My stomach’s kind of messed up from getting punched,” Ian snaps. Mickey’s voice is rough. “You punched him? What the fuck for?” “He just startled me. It was a reflex.” “Blinking is a reflex. You don’t just punch someone in the stomach just because they surprise you.” Mickey stands up.

There’s the sweetest moment of Ian helping Mickey with reading and Mickey helping Ian with math!

Protective Mickey my beloved…again!

Ian shifts in his seat. “I guess,” he says. “I don’t know. I just had this weird run-in with this guy at the laundromat and then—” “What guy? What’d he do?” Mickey’s voice gets deeper. “He,” Ian says, and he takes a deep breath. “He recognized me. From when I worked at The Fairy Tail. And it was weird. So somehow I decided this was the next place on my list.” Mickey’s voice is small. “So you came to see me?” Ian doesn’t look away. “I think I did,” he says. His voice is clear. He means it. Mickey swipes his tongue on the inside of his cheek.

This part from Ian telling Mickey about his past!!

“You've been through a lot,” Mickey says, fingers wandering toward Ian’s palm. Ian realizes he’s been holding tight to the crumpled napkin. Mickey slowly pries the napkin from his hand and tosses it aside. Mickey’s hand slides so slowly into his that he can barely breathe.

I don’t know what to say about this one…I just love slutty gallavich

Ian presses him close. Harder. Tighter. “I bet you take it so good,” Ian whispers. Mickey’s mouth is slack, his eyes closed. “Yeah.” Ian cups his ass. God. His voice shakes. “Can you feel how big I am?” Mickey is panting, chest heaving against his. “So fucking big.” Ian lets Mickey’s tongue sweep into his mouth lazily, blissed out. Mickey’s eyes open slowly. “How big are you?” “Nine,” Ian whispers. Mickey moans, “Jesus fucking Christ.” “Too big?” Ian hopes not. It has been, before. Mickey shakes his head slowly. “That’s fucking perfect.”

I could literally list to so many moments in this fic but I’m begging you to just read it. You seriously will not be disappointed!!! Their first kiss, their first time being intimate, the first time they sleep together, all the moments in between and the journey that leads them through all of those phases!

Favorite Quote(s):

“You’re not.” Ian shakes his head. “This is only a chapter in your life. No. Wait. A chapter is too long. This is a paragraph.” “A paragraph?” “Yeah.” “The fuck’s a paragraph?” Ian stands up and hefts up his laundry, swinging his backpack over his shoulder. “I’ll show you tomorrow.”

“Come on, man. The only excitement in my life is my mom making me kielbasa and pierogies three times a week.” Ian tilts his head. “Three times a week? That seems like two times too many.” “Says you. You’ve never had my mom’s cooking.”

“I’ve been thinking about this all day,” Ian whispers against his lips. Mickey’s breath comes fast, but their lips stay slack and soft. “The taste of you.”

“Fuck, you’re so good to me. So patient. I want you, Mick.” “You got me.”

“Loved you a while,” Mickey says quietly, rising from the table. A small, almost embarrassed shrug. “Just didn’t know how to say it.”

Final thoughts: Ian and Mickey’s chemistry are written so well from the beginning. I felt it in that first moment they met, like little sparkles tingling in the air even if it was brief and not anything special. I also love when Ian is written having a good relationship with Lip and this fic definitely has them written so well together! Also having Mickey struggle with reading not just because he can’t but because he has a learning disability—as a fellow dyslexic I appreciate the representation. Then the call back to the show with Mickey being good at math! I love how they’re able to help each other with the things they struggle with.

Also the story telling around the issues Ian and Mickey both are dealing with is spectacular, they are both dealing with such complex traumas and it’s written in a way that you can really feel their emotions about it. There’s some small moments of angst, a whole lot of fluff and love and some of the hottest smut. It goes without saying I’m a huge fan of this fic, give it a read and I promise you’ll enjoy it. If you’ve already read it let’s squeal about it together!!

Thank you so much, pink_ink , for blessing us with this fic!!

— Harley, Gallafics Reviews

[moetrash]

Other RSV Spirit's Eve costumes ideas

Since it's October, and just over a year since the RSV seasonal outfits mod was released, I thought it'd be fun to share some of the costume ideas we didn't end up going with from our brainstorming doc. These ideas were ultimately passed over for a variety of reasons (already worn by a different npc, too real world-specific, liked a different option better, etc.), but still would've been great to see... soooo here you go!

(If a character isn't listed, that's just bc we didn't have any extra ideas for them. Also, in case you wanted a refresher, here's a list of the costumes we did end up going with! Also also, bc I can't help myself, I added in some ideas as I was making this post - those ones are in [brackets].)

aguar: doc brown/mad scientist

anton: running forrest gump, the dude, jack sparrow, [flynn rider]

ariah: wendy darling, elle woods, ruth bader ginsburg

bryle: peaky blinders gangster, aaron burr from hamilton, [top gun maverick]

carmen: cat in the hat, mike wazowski, oompa loompa, sasquatch

corine: lara croft

daia: [chun li]

faye: anything heidi klum has done for halloween bc she's extra like that

flor: gwen from ben10, human ariel (in the "kiss the girl" outfit)

ian: scottish highlander (a la jamie from outlander)

irene: retro carhop, carmen sandiego, bo peep, the house from up, coraline

jeric: [ups delivery man (but the sexy kind, a la legally blonde)]

june: roronoa zoro, kaneki ken/sasaki haise, [prince zuko], [jack skellington (but with makeup, not a mask)]

keahi: [sonic the hedgehog]

kiarra: ghostbuster (the kate mckinnon one), prince charming

kiwi: kutie krab from spongebob

lenny: beetlejuice, inflatable dinosaur, macho man randy savage

louie: prairie king, [buzz lightyear], [minecraft diamond armor]

maddie: handmaid's tale uniform, marie curie (then proceeds to get mad at everyone for not recognizing her costume)

maive: queen of hearts

pika: jason momoa's aquaman, sinbad (from the 2003 movie)

sean: the local ridgeside legend of the local kiwi fruit, [car dealership dancing air tube]

sonny: charlie chaplin, vincent van gogh

torts: stegosaurus

ysabelle: britney spears from "hit me baby one more time" or "oops i did it again"

anton and paula: [victor van dort and the corpse bride], [woody & jessie]

ariah and louie: [baseball uniforms from a league of their own]

corine and ysa: kim possible and shego, dionne and cher from clueless, [elphaba and glinda], [storm and mystique]

bryle and faye: captain america and black widow, [bonnie & clyde]

bryle and jeric: super troopers cop and reno! 911 lt. dangle cop (without a wig, so just slutty, basically)

faye and ysa: [anna and elsa], [poison ivy and harley quinn (from the animated series)]

freddie and lola: quasimodo and esmeralda

ian and sean: [shrek and donkey]

keahi and trinnie: sharkboy and lava girl, pokemon to match blair and sean (probably meowth and jigglypuff (trinnie insisted on being a cute pokemon even though jigglypuff's not part of team rocket))

kimpoi and malaya: easter bunny and tooth fairy, popeye and olive oyl

maddie, corine, and ysa: [sanderson sisters], [totally spies]

philip and shiro: [mario and luigi], [purple cobra and average joe uniforms (from dodgeball)], [dug and russell (from up)]

sean and blair: rock'em sock'em robots and they just beat each other up the whole time, [chuck and tiffany], [bluey and bingo], [thing 1 and thing 2]

sonny and irene: lumiere and mrs. potts (bc they're the help)

yuuma and naomi: [minions], [ash ketchum and a low-effort pikachu]

I'm curious to hear others' ideas too, so if you have any, feel free to share in the reblogs/replies! ^^

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

hi rayy

not nearly enough old habits for me 🙏🏻 do you have some headcanons or thoughts about your INCREDIBLE fic?❣️

hello yes! i didn't get to do as much as i wanted in the fic SO 😈

[ old habits ]

mickey continues to be sooooo unapologetically slutty about ian's beard. if you thought he'd cool down after finally being able to feel it, you're dead wrong. it only made him worse.

as fall settles over them, ian grows his beard out a little fuller and it's like fucking catnip to mickey. he simply can't help himself, plopping his ass down right in ian's lap and running the pads of his fingers through his beard until all that attention gets put back on him, where it belongs.

it just feels so good. ian's so stupidly attractive just by being alive, but his nicely trimmed beard really elevates that whole mature, cultured daddy thing he's got going on. and now that mickey's sunk his claws into him and staked his claim, he has no trouble helping himself - pressing in real close and nuzzling his own bare cheek against ian's scratchy-soft one, practically purring in satisfaction from the manly smell of his soap.

ian calls him a cat for it. makes the joke that he should start calling him "kitten" when they're alone. and of course mickey protests and of course a nasty little thrill shoots through him at the thought.

it's kind of like the thrill that shoots through him at the dinner table - the horny aftershocks - mickey sitting there nudging mindlessly at a chunk of potato as he stares at ian speaking at the head of the table - zoning out to the feeling of beard-burn between his cheeks - the memory of how ian had him in his bed the night before, eating him out so good that mickey was drooling into his nice pillow case, all "fuuuck daddy" and embarrassing shit like that because he just says it now. freely.

anything for the feeling of that beard pressed to his skin...scratchy and perfect and always followed by warm, soft lips and tongue. how lucky for him that he gets to feel it over every inch of his body now.

[mermaidsirennikita]

Hi there! I was just curious do you happen to know of any romance novels where the heroine is Scottish instead of the love interest? I’m Scottish and would love to like them but tbh a lot of the Scottish romances written by Americans give me the ick because of the trend of Scottish women being shunted to the side and portrayed as petty jealous bitches in comparison to the usually english or american heroine

Thanks for your help!

Yes, for sure! And I totally get what you're talking about. I'd love to have more Scottish heroines, personally. I don't really get why so many American writers do the "jealous Scottish witch" thing, because like...

A) we have no skin in the game as Americans for the English

B) if anything, a lot of Americans are of Scottish heritage lmao

Sooo I'd immediately recommend A Kingdom of Dreams by Judith McNaught if you're open to an old school. This one is kinda famous for its heroine, Jennifer, known as "the Merrick bitch". She's defiant and outspoken and never goes quietly, and I love her. You can definitely see the new ground she broke at the time. Her hero, Royce, is English—it's a medieval Scottish/English conflict book. So so good.

Jennifer Ashley's Mackenzie and McBrides series has a LOT of Scottish heroines, and I adore them. In this case, the heroes are also Scottish (a lot of these have Scottish heroes and heroines—I hope those might work too, so I'm including them for the sake of variety). In particular, I recommend:

The Many Sins of Lord Cameron—Ainsley is a Scottish heroine with a Scottish hero. She's a widow who had a brief encounter with the slutty, slutty widowed father to a teenager Lord Cameron, and now they're sort of brought together due to this zany plot where Queen Victoria is getting blackmailed and Ainsley (a lady in waiting to Victoria) sort of has to cover for her? The lady in waiting to Vicky thing can be a turnoff, but she's not on the page much and is presented in a very ambivalent manner (as opposed to a lot of historicals which present her positivel). She's basically there to give Cameron and Ainsley a reason to orbit around each other. They're HOOOOOT.

The Duke's Perfect Wife—One of my all time favorites. Hart is SCOOOOOOTTTIIIIIIIISH in her terms of his identity, but not in a traditional way? The Mackenzie have their title and are very Englishified on the surface, and Hart is actually planning on running for PM... IN ORDER TO DISMANTLE THE ENGLISH FROM THE INSIDE AND GET A FREE AND INDEPENDENT SCOTLAND. It's insane. But for real, I don't think Hart could deal with ending up with an Englishwoman and it's a part of his character lol. Fortunately, he never got over his very Scottish ex Eleanor, who dumped him and broke off their engagement years ago and is now back in his life as a roving girl reporter (by girl I mean she's def late twenties/early thirties and I love it) because someone is sending her nude photographs taken of Hart lol. This is a fabulous book and I have nooooo notes.

I belieeeeeve Rules for a Proper Governess has a Scottish heroine as well, Lady Isabella's Scandalous Marriage has an English heroine, and I'm not 100% sure where The Madness of Lord Ian Mackenzie is. Could go either way. Isabella being English is mentioned a lot, so I'm not sure if Beth is as well.

Monica McCarty's medieval Highland Guard series (aka: what if Robert the Bruce had a suicide squad?) has a lot of Scottish heroines! Even the ones who aren't on Robert the Bruce's side lol.

For sure Scottish:

The Chief—Very alpha leader hero, virgin heroine who's coerced by her father into trapping him into marriage, classic "cold man learns how to love" book.

The Ranger—Quiet hero with freakish sixth sense is behind enemy lines and undercover, but the enemy is another Scottish lord who's basically defected to work with the English (and he killed the hero's father). The heroine is that guy's daughter. Dun dun DUN.

The Viper—Sorta/kinda second chance between a dickish bitter hero who doesn't trust anyone and the woman he escorted as a part of the initial rebellion years ago, only for her to end up in the hands of the enemy in a CAGE for years. Now they're back in each other's orbits, and the beef is SO REAL and so is their desire to SMASH REAL HARD.

The Recruit—My favorite Highland Guard, a super slutty rakish one has a one night thing with a widow Robert actually wanted him to marry... But through a sequence of events, he didn't know it was her, he said something stupid, now she doesn't want to marry him, but ooooops about 4-5 months later they run into each other and he finds out she's pregnant and was totally planning on having the baby and hiding it from him, lmao. FORCED MARRIAGE A-GO!

They're all good, but of the ones I've read these are the top picks. Except for The Hawk, which I'd also highly recommend. However, that one has an Irish heroine.

Elisa Braden's Midnight in Scotland series has a couple Scottish heroines!

The Making of a Highlander—This has a Scottish heroine and an English hero. Everyone thinks she's crazy, and tbh she does talk to a ghost child a lot so... fair. But the ghost tells her to marry a lord so that he can be reincarnated as her baby, a lord's son (I'm serious) and she basically decides to use the English guy to My Fair Lady her while she prepares him for the Highland Games. It's so normal.

The Wickedness of a Highlander—The Scottish heroine was the sister of a previous big time villain (you don't have to read the previous book—they're good, but the two in between the above one and this one have English heroines) and she thinks the big, burly hero haaates her. And he kinda does? But he also wants her sO bad (the heroes in this book have a preternatural ability to immediately recognize their women, it's a Fated Mates vibe). She's in need of cash, so he takes her on as his "temporary" maid. But he has no intention of letting her go. It's very charming, very funny, and very OTT. This is one of my favorite Elisa Braden heroines, tbh. She's always like "Perhaps... I should have... dick....?" whenever there's a vague issue going on in her life.

The next book in the series is also clearly being set up, and whenever that happens the heroine is going to be Scottish.

Never Seduce a Scot by Maya Banks is a medieval with a Scottish hero and a Scottish heroine. They're sorta forced to marry to resolve a feud between their clans, but she doesn't speak and he thinks she has an intellectual disability and can't consent, so he assumes it'll be a marriage in name only. However, she's actually deaf and very much WANTS to consent lol. It's actually a very sweet, lovely romance (and I think it should be noted that the author's spouse is/was deaf, and she took his deafness into account when writing.

[fitzrove]

TdV Hamburg review!!

I saw two shows with the same cast (of note: Vincent van Gorp as Alfred, Kristin Backes as Sarah, Simon Loughton as Krolock) and hence feel like I have a pretty well-rounded view of this production (at least w this cast). I'm glad I went twice because things that bothered me in the matinee had less of an impact on the evening show!

TL;DR - Liked it a surprising amount though not sure how much of that is due to wishful thinking XD In any case, it's leagues better than Stuttgart 2021.

Spoilers/details:

- Sarah and Alfred both hear the "sei bereit" in nie gesehn and Krolock sings gott ist tot to both of them!!! The overall impression is that both are being tempted, Alfred just resists and hesitates more. Which I enjoy hehehe

- I like Simon's Krolock overall, he is a bisexual dirty old man with some Flair akdklsls. The more time goes on the less I like tenor/high voiced Krolocks but he had some great classical singing deep notes so he seems like a good mix, I'll take it. I couldn't altogether sense any Deep Depths Of Pain in Gier but it's ok, not my main fave number in the show anyway.

- Paolo Valenti as Nightmare Alfred is a highlight, and so were the other dance soloists (Ian Vrolijk & Kezia Coulson) tbh hehe. I love Carpe Noctem and they delivered. The choreography seems lots less straightwashed than in covid safety measure times (I guess I can excuse it in hindsight then, since it's proven temporary). Also I always love white vamp's slutty little black lace stockings hehehe

- Vincent van Gorp's Alfred was much better in the evening than in the matinee. I liked him from Sie irren onwards in both shows, but I really need Alfred to have enough of an "edge" to him, some level of seriousness in his devotion to Sarah, and in the matinee he just seemed cutesy and too naive. But his overall demeanor was a lot more to my liking in the evening (save for a few choices which must come from the direction, ie. he sulks and pouts after Sarah tricks the bath from him... I never fail to mourn the deleted verse where Alfred basically says he's into the teasing lol). Bonus points for what I read as lots and lots of repressed bisexuality in vor dem schloss hehehe

- TANZSAAL!!!! We get the best of everything: Alfred tries to run to Sarah at multiple points (most touchingly when she falls to the floor), only stopped by the prof - AND he faints during the bite >:))) and literally fans himself 😌 We also get a reluctant/disillusioned Sarah, which is my preference

- Kristin Backes as Sarah is great, she reminds me a lot of Sarah Brightman (in the poto music video which is all I've seen of her). Amazing vocals (even in roten stiefel which gets pitchy with so many Sarahs), convincing arc, no notes 😌

- Oooh another fun thing: Nightmare Solo 1 was covered by Herbert in the show I saw (Jonas Steppe was off so I had Andres Vercoutere, he did great), and Nightmare Solo 2 is a woman!!! (Anne Hoth). Very enjoyable, their voices mix so nicely >:)

- I had the pleasure of seeing Anja Backus as Magda once again (she was one of the big solid wins of Stuttgart 2021 for me, even if some other things in that prod were quite lacking). And idk I think everyone who sees her unanimously agrees that she slays 😌😂

- ANYWAY to return to individual scenes...... What sold this prod for me the most was the combo of draussen 2 (mostly in terms of Sarah and Alfred) and the electric finale (which you can't really fail at if everyone gives their all, which they did). In draussen2 Sarah was soooo fun (the switch seemed natural and hmm shall we just say that everything she did after that was pretty hot) AND ALFRED. Omg alfred... I really like how it went for him hehe, very bloodthirsty, lunges for the professor three times before Sarah stops him... The thing about this prod is that he kind of pulls Sarah close and they kiss super romantically (thats what I think I saw) before agreeing to maul the audience - which they go to do hand in hand. And like mmmmmmm this is why I watch this show!!!! It's about the Central Dark Romance (😂😎 sorry i'm annoying about my ship on purpose but omg I feel so vindicated) and the level of loss of morals and depravity it took to finally get there... ahhhhh

[swiftfootedachilles]

I would love to see more of your trans!mick headcanons

trans mickey is my king i loooove talking about him

OBSESSED with the headcanon of terry being the first homophobic trans ally. i know it doesnt make sense but thats WHY i love it....plus, based off what we know about mandys experience living with terry, i really dont like to think about mickey also being treated that way 😕 so trans ally terry it is! doesnt help him transition or anything, just rolls his eyes and tells him that if hes gonna be a man then he better act like one

i do think canon trans!mickey would want to top for gender euphoria reasons, but i stand by my opinion that ian simply tolerates bottoming and doesnt physically enjoy it. like, he would definitely be willing to bottom for mickey but only because he loves mickey and wants him to experience the gender euphoria he would get from topping

^that being said, plenty of pre-bottom-surgery trans guys dont top because it actually makes them more dysphoria. reminds them they dont have the parts for it, have to use a strap, etc. maybe if he got meta or phallo he would start becoming interested in it. but a trans guy doesnt have to top to be a guy! sexual preferences do not equal gender! fuck gendered stereotypes! the bottom in a gay relationship is not "the girl" (and fuck the 11x03 writers for backpedaling a decade of mickeys character for some stupid misogyny and homophobia jokes) !!!!!!

hhrrrnng i still love any and all trans!mickey roommate and neighbor aus. especially if hes working as a porn star. idk trans guys are so hot sorry for being horny but trans mickey deserved to get sucked and fucked on camera !

emt!ian is also crucial to aus bc he loves giving mick his hormones :')

mickey getting hit on a bunch when he finally starts joining ian at the gym. bc everyone loves how short and buff and mean he is and his tattoos are enticing and his slutty nipple piercings and top surgery scars always slip out his open side muscle tank and the two wolves inside ian (murderously jealous vs proud of his trans king✊) are constantly fighting

i hate the shitty omegaverse cis-guys-get-pregnant biology so every a/b/o fic i read, i imagine trans mickey in my head 😌

if you want to hear more pls tell me what you want me to talk about i LOOOOOOVE discussing plot bunnies. that way i dont have to actually write a cohesive story✨✨

[gardenerian]

"I'm the saddest slut in the world" Imagine Mickey saying this after finding out Ian ate the last of the ice cream.

PLEASE 😭 that is so funny 😭 staring into the freezer.... heaving a heavy, world-weary sigh.... just the saddest little slut there ever was. asflkj also i am picturing him wearing something super slutty and it's absolutely delightful. maybe he's coming home from halloween, slutty and tipsy and probably high.... looking for the last of the ice cream to dump the remaining candy into... alas.... he is the saddest of sluts 😔 ian will make it up to him though 😌 probably by also being slutty 😌

also! this reminds me of that super cute comic by @psychicskulldamage where mickey solves the mystery of his missing piece of cake 🍰

[ianthoni]

This is how Ian convince Anthony to turn back 😌

[gallawitchxx]

Bee! I hope you don’t mind me sharing more weed ball fortune teller Mickey thoughts - he’s like a South Side Delphi oracle (I think that myth about the Delphi oracle inhaling vapours has been disproven but whatever), he gets enough shit right that people trust him. Or at least, trust him enough to take a chance. Mandy makes him a whole fancy set-up in their spare room (Terry’s in jail) with drapes everywhere and low lighting which really adds to the vibe. Ian wants to know whether going into the army is the right thing, he wants to so much but he has a tiny doubt deep down and he can’t shake it. Mickey’s first reading tells him no. So he keeps going back, asking things and sometimes they happen so…Mickey must be accurate, right? But Ian is also noticing that he just likes being in the dimly lit room sitting very close to Mickey as he gets high. Probably best not to think too much about what that means….but then one day he blurts it out, why does he like coming here so much? And Mickey just smirks and silently offers the magical weed ball for Ian to take a hit and they get high together and realise they like each other…a lot. 💖

CALLI YOU ARE ALWAYS SO BIG-BRAINED! 🤩🥳✨🥺🥰🤯👏

ook so just so we can set the scene... this is a continuation of these here tags from this here post:

#I’m imagining a fortune teller au where Mickey uses this to predict the future #but also to get high #so his predictions are 50/50 #but it’s the Southside so people take a chance on his fortune telling #Ian comes in one day and becomes a little bit obsessed with finding out his future #half of Mickey’s predictions sort of come true #so he keeps going back #until he’s Mickey’s best customer #then one day they use the ball together and things happen….

i am in LOVE with the idea that mandy makes mickey a lil space in their house! & yeah, i could totally see how even just a few right predictions would boost his reputation! people are always seeking answers & this is a low key & low cost way of maybe getting them? no different than playing the fucking lottery, you know? plus, mickey's ethically unethical--he doesn't charge an arm & a leg & he almost always offers a hit of something on their way out the door.

but he never lets anyone hit the crystal ball bong....

until..... 🧡🖤

what if the ball showed mickey something that even he couldn't decipher? like one day after ian leaves, he takes a hit & sees fragments of, no, it couldn't be his own future, could it? but there are his knuckle tats, brushing across a freckled cheek... there's his slutty knee being covered gently with a blanket... there's his full head of black hair being pushed down towards a stiff, flushed cock--

but he knows ian has other plans. big plans! ones that involve being a fucking general, not being trapped on the southside with some glorified soothsayer... still... the weed ball hasn't exactly been promising when it comes to those dreams of ian's. in fact, it's been pretty clear that the army road leads to a dead end.

he just hopes the next time gallagher shows up, there'll be more clues as to how to get them both from here to whatever the fuck future keeps revealing itself... 🔮

EDIT: I WROTE A DRABBLE ABOUT IT 🤘🏼

[lilac-hecox]

ok i just discovered your fics and i just need to say that i can't get enough of the way you write ian in your smut fics. like yesss he's a whore let him be a whore! that boy needs to get dicked down and you deliver that premium slut!ian content 🙏

I admit I do love a good slutty boy. In a previous fandom I had a whole series centered around one guy being the slut of the office he worked in. I could see Ian filling that sort of role very nicely!

But thank you so much! I appreciate you like my work! I promise I'll try my best to keep delivering some slut!ian works!

[sophsun1]

I mean, people can ship whoever they want but I draw the line at Michael/Brian and Justin/Ethan. That's just not right.

Hey anon!

I mean I'm pretty chill when it comes to shipping, I'll do me you do you. At most I'll have a shady word and a laugh about it if I don't agree. But sometimes I'll read something and think what the fuck? And that's me with Michael/Brian shippers and especially Ethan/Justin ones. It's nothing to do with being a britin fan if there's basis for something then I'll say that's fair but I don't necessarily agree with it.

However even though yes, Michael and Brian love each other it's not reciprocal romantic love, not from Brian. He loves him in a platonic, familial way. So when I see the argument that they were both in love with each other but scared to act on it, I ask where is the evidence as canon doesn't support it? Plus they would've been terrible together as Michael was in love with idea of Brian not who he actually was. He never would've been happy with Brian's lifestyle and vice versa it was literally the basis of their friendship breakdown in season five !!! They both kinda used each other as a security blanket through life as they were best friends, but once they each found their person who they loved - Justin and Ben, they grew because of them. Michael got the family he always dreamed of and Brian grew to love himself and build a little unconventional family unit of his own with Gus and Justin.

I can just about understand the Michael/Brian people, but Ethan? No sir. He was laughably cringe and just gives me the ick watching him. Justin needed to experience life outside of Brian and that's all he was. Justin wasn't even his true self when he was with him. The minute they broke up he was back out in his slutty club clothes at Babylon where he literally told Brian he hadn't danced in forever, where did the fearless twink from 1x03 who danced in glitter go when he was with Ethan? Even when they were together he ditched Ethan's pretentious friends and went to the carnivale to see Brian where he even laughed at him teasing "Ian" not being there. Because that's his environment regardless of who he's with. Brian still loved and cared about Justin when they broke up and would've been happy to see him thrive even without him, but Ethan, I think not.

[dougielombax]

YES!!!!!!!!!

TEN SLUTTY YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOTTING IT UP IN THE PITS OF HELL WITH RONALD REAGAN AND IAN PAISLEY’S BLOATED CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARGARET THATCHER’S HEAD ON A STICK!!!!!!!!!

TALAAT PASHA IS BEING FLAYED ALIVE BY A GIANT PIG WITH ANGER ISSUES!!!!!!

CELEBRATE!!!!!!!

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

funfact journal 3 implies gf takes place in 2013 meaning bill ciphers been dead for nearly ten slutty slutty years

[mermaidsirennikita]

actually, the Mackenzie brothers are like... my Bridgerton brothers

Hart = Anthony; the "extremely slutty but he's put himself in horny jail to get married" oldest brother, who clearly has the most money and bosses everyone around but is deeeeeeply about getting stepped on by the right woman

Mac = Benedict; the "artsy one" except people actually want to buy Mac's paintings and he just Does What He Wants and paints rather than asking to do it; falls for arguably the most feminine heroine, and they do have sex on a couch, but to be extremely fair EVERY Mackenzie brother fucks on a couch because they're grown-ass men; like Benedict, he is kind of a serial sexual harasser, but in this case he's harassing his wife with shit like "did your headmistress teach you how to suck dick in boarding school" while she goes "HEEHEEHEEE MAAAAAYBE" because they're mutually freaky

Colin = Cameron; mostly I'm just trying to make this work because Cameron does actually have a purpose in life (a) horses and b) being a good dad, in that order) but like, he's THE FUN ONE, the GREGARIOUS ONE, and I don't think he fucks Ainsley in front of a mirror but he does fuck her literally everywhere else, like against a wall, in a moving carriage, in the bath, and actually, has issues fucking her in a bed because he has like sleep trauma so yes Cameron is not a lot like Colin because unlike Colin he's fabulous but they both have "C" names

Ian = Gregory; the baby brother, very much doted on by the older brothers (for Hart doting means... being very protective), is friends with his brothers' wives and when they have exes is like "y'all should get back together because a heart full of love is great you idiot"; super doesn't have a job, but it's fine; is actually pretty great because he fucks like a demon and is extremely straightforward, but I got what I got

[theboysfromaustin]

Every day Kazuo works at the bar is just complete and utter shenanigans.

He and his bar cohorts have a shitty punk band.

Kazuo gets hit on CONSTANTLY. One leads to Ian getting hit with a glass.

During slow hours they practice trick pool shots at each other's nuts.

There's a claw machine that usually has a few dildos lurking within.

Constant fights, Sixth Street WOOOOO

Aside from the goat, Kazuo may have once lured in a police horse with nachos. Ian advised him to not talk about it.

They'd make horrible drinks with bottle dregs, first one to barf loses.

Kazuo got punched so much. Some dudes don't take being offered peanuts and told to "munch my nuts" well.

Kazuo introduces Ian as "his beautiful, slutty attorney boyfriend." Ian does not dispute this.

[gardenerian]

I'll never get over Mickey at peak sluttiness, daring Ian to tell him goodbye while undoing his belt. Mickey Milkovich, you will always be famous.

i was about to go fully unhinged. i was about to unleash the full mel and just sprew deranged nonsense all over this ask. but then - i had the most hilarious mental image of ian being like 😐🤷‍♂️ "okay then" and then just sdkfjlh calmly redoing his belt, zipping up his fly, and walking away LMAO and mickey's just standing there like🧍🏻‍♂️😧 askldjh i am cracking myself up

BUT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

BECAUSE MICKEY MILKOVICH IS PEAK SLUTTY AND HE WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS