#iamanemotionaltimebomb

[witchofthesouls]

I wish to ramble about human/cybertronian and sparks/sparking.

Humans obviously have no sparks of their own, but I imagine a deeply in love cybertronian may naturally “open up” to attempt a spark merge regardless (that’s gotta be an awkward conversation later). Maybe even on purpose if there is enough love and trust, and want them to touch or even kiss their spark chambers.

Alternatively, humans DO produce very faint electrical pulses. Maybe cybertronians can “feel” their human partners souls like this, albeit very faintly.

Oh-ho! A very romantic or philosophically-inclined mecha would think that way, especially since humans don't have a literal spark in their chests.

But the general consensus leans more that humans have a really primitive form of EM field interaction compared to a Cybertronian. Yes, humans do have electromagnetic fields. However, their bodies/song is too damn chaotic to properly anchor or mimic, but a mecha can definitely "speak" with a human in that way of non-verbal language. Think of it as a mix of gut reaction, first impression, and "reading a room." Some humans are better than others. Some are complete bricks. But practice will make it easier to understand certain cues.

While I think it's hilarious that a Cybertronian could accidentally open their chassis as they're getting down, I'm willing to bet that doesn't happen. I say that because it's their literal embodiment of their essence. Humans still debate about the existence of a soul, but Cybertronians have a truth grounded in their own physicality, soooo-

Unless a Cybertronian was mentally/emotionally/medically compromised, it's going to be a serious talk between partners because it's a really vulnerable form of intimacy. Unlike how Cybertronian's ability to control their field, a spark is inherently honest.

But could you imagine the byplay of light and shadow with an open spark chamber? The way tendrils would wrap around fingers, kiss palms, seek out wrists, and splay over skin in a lazy, searching motion to teek out their biochemistry? The feeling of heated metal, vibrations, and a searing brightness of swirling, eddying colors as it tries, very well, to mimic your own heart? (I'm pretty sure a human would need a visor to protect their eyes, but damn, absolutely worth it!)

[destinysquared]

Drawing I made for @iamanemotionaltimebomb of their OC with Transformers Prime Optimus. Ty again!

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[novafire-is-thinking]

Get to Know Me Better Tag Game

Rules: Tag ten (10) people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by @sphnyspinspin - Thank you!

Relationship status: Single since always, and still uninterested in changing that

Favorite color(s): I have quite a few, but gold has me in a vice-like grip (more than usual).

Three favorite foods: Cheese, potatoes, and, uh…salmon.

Song stuck in my head: Funny story: Last week, for the first time in almost a decade, I got a song stuck in my head. It felt so foreign to me. I don’t remember what the song was, though. lol

Last Song I Listened To: Where We Go by P!NK (Spotify | YouTube)

Last thing I Googled: “roles of the king and queen in chess” - I needed it for an extended analogy, illustrating how the fandom perceives Soundwave and Megatron versus how I’m writing them ;)

Dream trip: Last time, I said Reynisfjara, so I’ll go with a different location this time: The Uyuni Salt Flat in Bolivia [1] [2] - I have absolutely imagined doing photo shoots here with my favorite characters. The only problem is that salt, water, and metal are not a good combination (Sorry, guys. We’ll just wash your pedes off with fresh water when we’re done.)

Anything I really want right now: To finish my Big Bang fic. This is only the beginning of a story I’ve been writing in my head for over 2 years, and I’m very excited to share it.

Tagging @iamanemotionaltimebomb @xisum @greenbookreclaim @staijey-the-creator @cadet-songbird @teletraan-exe @virovirokun-has-adhd @kshahrwarmamochi @prismicnexus @elindae-writes (Hello, hello 👋 Some of you are new to my notes; others have been around for a bit. For your convenience, a copy and paste-ready version of the form is in the replies.)

[brennacedria]

@iamanemotionaltimebomb lmao thanks for filling my queue 😛

[crowley-anthony]

hi! if you don't mind my asking, where did that quote on the space aesthetic/yennefer gif set come from? "she was the daughter of creation, child of the cosmos" Did you write it yourself?

Hello, yeah, I just made it up whilst I was making the gifset 🙂

[monstrosibee]

iamanemotionaltimebomb reblogged your post: yall REALLY need to stop putting porn in the...

Dumb question but does the nsfw tag even work on tumblr anymore? (I do actually agree that you shouldn’t be tagging nsfw...

even if it doesnt, v/lvepl/ug is like. the porn tag for tf. like its been the porn tag for a while. tumblr doesnt sweep for that tag so it doesnt even matter but people will still just drop shit in the main tag like they dont care

[ss-shitstorm]

Oh gosh. Got tagged by @shyspider my dude I am so humbled hnngngng thank u sempai

Last Song: I'm currently packing for my fav(and only) dubstep music festival so been listening to all the artists in the lineup. Right now "Only if I have to." by A Hundred Drums is softly killing me good fucking GOD

Currently Watching: Sweet Tooth bc it wasn't enough for my biological clock to go off I had to jam a lighter up my hole and light my ovaries on fire

Currently Reading: When Metal bends by Shy Spider (1 chapter left whoohoo!) and and Open up the Hollow by SolainRhyo

Current Obsession: trying to fuse bellydancing w/ pop locking and dubstep dance w/o dislocating my fucking hip. Also learning to use veil fans bc goddamn they are beautiful they look like fucking jellyfish they go wubwubwubwub when you flick them in the air they are my children I love you children

Tagging : @strangecranes , @cubeee11 , @sparksinger, @iamanemotionaltimebomb, @1darkflame7 , @deathicus-sling, @bookandyarndragon, @axolotl-anonymous, @sosaudaudesaudaude guys NO PRESSURE to respond to this or anything okay I just like u think ur neat

Tag nine (9) people you'd like to know better

this is so cool yay :’}

Last song: dokukinoko densetsu by syoko hoshi !

Currently watching: chicago med anddd my happy marriage

Currently reading: i was adopted by the villains . i think.

Current obsession: probably mlbb, obey me?? and chmed :)

i definitely dont have. 9 ppl to tag but!! @gentlesakura @fluffabutt @chickenpuzzle @lostacelonnie <3

[liaswritesrobots]

I’ve had a bad few days, i would also appreciate cuddles/love/kisses from TFA Optimus

You came in, immediately bolted towards Optimus room, and plopped down on his big bed. The week has been rough so far and you don't expect it to get any better. You lay there face down thinking about your own agony that you don't even notice the door open.

"Hey y/n you're finally ba-" Optimus stops himself mid word as soon as he spots you laying on the bed, "Are you ok?" He asks walking over to sit down beside you.

You let out a muffled reply.

"I'm sorry what was that?"

"I'm fine."

"You don't...you don't seem fine. My EM field doesn't work as well with humans as it does with Cybertronians but it's still picking up some distress." Hey says gently laying his servo on your back.

Right. You forgot that Cybertronians could do that. There's no point in keeping your sadness from your boyfriend anyway, you know Optimus just wants to help any way he can. You turn your head to face him, cheek squished against the pillow.

"This week has sucked." Is all you manage to say.

"What? Why?"

"I dunno? It just...has. I feel so tired all the time and stressed. Even just simple little tasks like washing dishes is too much."

Optimus looks at you with some distress, "Oh. Is there anything I can do to help?"

"I don't know." You mumble.

You look over at him. He's staring at the floor with a worried look. Maybe he's trying to think of something to cheer you up? He always tries to and it always makes you glad that he's so dead set on you being happy.

"Hey Optimus?"

His attention quickly snaps back to you, "Yeah?"

"I think I might know something that could help."

You roll over and pat the bed. He looks confused for a moment before realising that you want him beside you. He lays down on his side to face you and smiles a soft little smile at you as you stroke his cheek with the back of your fingers. You lean in and kiss his lips. His cheeks glow energon pink in surprise from the sudden affection but you soon feel his cool metal lips turn upward again as he leans into the kiss and wraps his arms around you. You giggle and pull back, much to his dismay.

"Is something wrong?" Concern laces his voice.

"Nope!" you say scooting closer against his chassis, "Just wanna cuddle closer is all!"

"Oh haha," his cheeks flush again, "Alright."

He uses one of his servos to rub up and down your back as you snuggle your face into his neck. He takes the other and starts running his fingers through your hair. You nuzzle against him then place a soft kiss to his neck. He kisses the top of your head in return. You kiss him again with little more force this time.

"Oh? So that's how you're gonna play it huh?"

He places two kisses on the top of your head this time and you giggle. You crawl upward to assault his neck and face in kisses and he returns the attack on your head and face. You two are having an all out kiss war full of wide smiles and joyful laughter. You kiss him several times on the lips and he returns them with a barrage of even more. You go in for kill and kiss his forehead, you know it's his ultimate weakness.

"Ok ok you win!" His cheeks glow again but he's laughing, "Unless of course... I unleash my secret weapon!" He starts tickling you.

You laugh and try to keep his servos from reaching your most ticklish spots but to no avail! He has you at his total mercy as he starts kissing the top of your head again as you trash about trying to flee the tickling.

"Ok I give!" You say between laughing, "I give I give!"

"Thought so." He laughs.

"You cheated I can't tickle you in return."

He gives you a jokingly smug look and you giggle. You scoot back over to him and rest your head against his chassis.

“I love you, you big dork.”

“I love you too, y/n.”

He wraps his arm around you again and you lay there listening to the soft hum of his spark as it lulls you to sleep.

Maybe the rest of the week won't be so bad after all with Optimus around.

[stickytabletwrites]

He's not an unvalued bae, but still a bae. JL/JLU Batman realising he's in love with the reader? (both civilian and fellow super hero?) Also Vigilante from JLU?

I hope you don’t mind if I only go ahead and just write for Vigilante; hope you enjoy (and sorry for the wait)!

Greg Saunders/Vigilante (JLU):

It’s a very quiet, domestic moment when herealizes he loves you. You wanted to surprise him after he came back from along mission on a remote planet (“Who would’ve thought I’d ever be dating acowboy spaceman superhero?”) with a down home country meal

You were almost done cooking the green beans whenhe entered the kitchen, hugging you from behind as you lightheartedly scoldedhim about ruining the surprise

With the scent of comfort food floating throughthe air and the warm feeling of you laughing in his arms, he found himselfthinking about how he wouldn’t at all mind having this little slice of blissfor the rest of his life

[zenniet]

Human liaison for Lost Light unintentionally (or intentionally) mentions they’d bang an autobot to improve species relationships. Who is DTF?

Brainstorm is IMMEDIATELY on board. Perceptor would be, too, but he’d claim it’s for science, while Brainstorm doesn’t show that much interest in any sort of reason. With either of these two you need to be ready to go through some experiments. How many overloads can a human have? How much can their body take? You don’t know, but they’re going to help you find out.

Rodimus, but only if he and the liaison are close or in a relationship. He’s got a reputation to uphold and he doesn’t want it to be ‘the caption that frags all of his crew’. He might seem immature but he puts the liaison first in everything and that would include the berth.

Rewind would also be interested in ‘research’, but you’d have to agree to interfacing with Chromedome too, because these two are a package deal. Rewind might actually just set the liaison to frag Chromedome and he can record it.

Swerve is 10000% on board but he’s nervous to ask and he’s just nervous about the whole deal. He’d feel so honored if the human picked him. If you act like you actually care about him, he’s putty in your hands.

[shapeofmetal]

a commission for @iamanemotionaltimebomb

the bumblebee pose is a pose now and I love it 

[adreamofspring-archive]

I stopped giving this show any real attention post season 4, but I can’t imagine how hard it is for people who were still enjoying it. Like god, I knew they’d fuck up but not this badly?

I should have stopped at s6 to be honest.

[tfadi]

Saiph is so cute, Meg and Op should be so proud

he is a special little boy uwu 

one of a kind

[highglossfinish]

Sorry if you’ve been asked this before, but what’s the difference between oil that you can drink and oil that you bath in? And oil that you use for lubrications?

Edible oil refers to the rich, highly flavored, inordinately expensive material left over after high-grade production, though I wouldn’t doubt there are bots out there rich enough to bathe in it.

The “oil” in oil baths is used interchangeably to refer to any number of things, from holistic soaking concoctions to normal baths with extra luxuries tacked onto the price tag, but for the most part, bathing “oil” is a thick, viscous cleanser that holds warmth well, hugs the frame even after getting out, and smells nice. It’s like bathing in a warm blanket and everyone deserves to experience them as often as possible.

[halfmoth-halfman]

I love all your MTAP fan fictions thank you so much for them keep up the great work

asldjsklafh omg you have no idea how much this just made my day thank you so much!!! 💖💖

[itsthesinbin]

TFP Optimus, Ratchet and Rescue Bots Heatwave comforting their lover/crush who is having a bad depressive/anxiety relapse? Bonus points if they’re usually so kind and sweet and bubbly?

Transformers

Optimus (TFP) is usually so good with words, but can’t seem to find the ones needed to help you. He’ll sit with you, talking to you when you need, but mostly just being a comforting presence. His engine rumbles as he holds you, hoping to calm you in some way.

Ratchet (TFP) is about the same- letting you stay nearby so he can be a comfort to you. He’ll make sure you eat and drink, and help you through breathing exercises that June taught him, for when these happen. He’ll call Jack if an anxiety attack is too bad, as the kid suffers with them, as well. He’s a Cybertronian physician, not a therapist. He helps with the physical aspect as much as he can.

Heatwave (Resue Bots) is at a loss. He’s used to helping Blades with his jitters, but this is... something different. He’s quiet, just sitting there as he tries to figure out what he can do. He settles on just holding you, wishing he was... a little more empathetic. Silently gets frustrated with himself, but doesn’t say anything. You don’t need anymore baggage, right now.