#i.m chat

[mebeindelulu]

Texts w/ bf!changkyun

[kaoharu]

mmy nap . . . . <- being summoned to make dinner

[androgynealienfemme]

After a friend/coworker and I unboxed a new shipment of porn and toys, we headed outside to smoke and chat. Over the last couple of weeks, she had been telling me about a two-spirit community she did ceremonies with and formally invited me to my first sweat. As we two punks-- showing our tattoos and piercings -- sat on the sidewalk discussing spirituality, my friend suddenly brought up my unwillingness to claim the term "butch". I asked her why she wanted to be identified with folks who wore misogyny on their sleeves, with an identity that was quantified into comparative statements of worth as in, "You aren't as butch as so-and-so."

She sighed, told me to read Stone Butch Blues, and then got up and left me sitting alone on the sidewalk. I had identified with very few books up to this point in my life. Stone Butch Blues was the second such book. While it is not the sum total of who I am, butch is a place inside me, it's part of the whole. The battle of quantification still haunts me in various forms, as I try to define what part is white (the deep red-brown my skin gets in the sun), what part is butch (my large hips), what part is Indian (my blue eyes), and what part is two-spirit (my birth name). I feel like I am just beginning to understand the place inside me that slides back and forth from men to woman, as two-spirit implies. As a child, I wandered Totem Park making up stories to go with the totem poles. I had no foundation; my family was too tired from surviving colonialism to tell me the stories I needed to hear. Since then, I have been seeking the stories out one by one, listening to them and creating my own history (Tlinget, Aleut, Russian) and definitions (two-spirit, trans, butch) upon which I stand"

-"Split Myself Apart" by Redwolf Painter, On Butch and Femme: Compiled Readings (I.M. Epstein) (2017)

[sugolara]

𝘼 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙪𝙘𝙠

ft. K.B x S.T x I.M x fem! reader

Synopsis: After a deadly virus leaks all over the world, every country is forced to close down it's borders and airports to prevent anyone from coming in and out. Though, it's to late for some people. The dead has rose and is looking for revenge. Cw: gore, quirkless! au, apocalypse! au, zombie! au, weapons, death, angst, lots and lots of blood, cannibalism, suicidal thoughts, slow burn

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They laid the map on top of the red car. They gathered around it, looking for a city they haven’t yet entered. What they needed was at least a month or two of supplies so they don’t have to keep scavenging every second.

“We split up.” Izuku proposed and pointed to the town they were near, “Three of us go here while the other three go to the one that's next to it. One group looks for food while the other looks for medical supplies.”

“No.” Eijiro shook her head, “We don’t need medical sup-��

“The hell are you talking about?” Katsuki looked at him, “You’re telling me that the community survives by not having any? What kind of dumb idea is that?” 

“No, listen, we have a system.” They all looked as Denki as he spoke and raised four fingers, “One looks for food, that’s us. The second looks for medical supplies. The third looks for weapons. The fourth looks for other stuff.”

“What kind of stuff?” F/n said, her arms being crossed.

Eijiro named a few, “Notebooks, books, jars, pencil, sign-”

“Miscellaneous.” Shoto said to which Eijiro nodded. “Exactly.”

“I still think we should go to different towns.” Izuku said, “Find what we can hold, what can fit in our cars.”

“At least we won’t waste time.” Shoto agreed. 

“Nah.” F/n shook her head, “It does sound like an idea, but what happens if we run into trouble? Our weapons won’t last. We won’t be near, we won’t have help. One fall then the others will. It’s just a matter of time. Besides, why go far when we can just scavenge those around the same town.”

“And you think your idea is any better?” Katsuki retorted.

“I’m not hearing any other.” She looked at him, “We’re taking the safe option.”

“Maybe we should just stay together. If we think about it, we need someone to keep watch or assuming the store's door is broken someone’ll have to find something to barricade it. Then most of us will need to get rid of the dead.”  Shoto proposed, “And if someone gets hurt we’ll need someone to carry that person along with the supplies.”

“You think someone might get hurt?” Katsuki scoffed at him, “What, do you have no fucking faith in us? You think we’re weak?” 

“I’m stating the obvious.” Shoto glared at him, “We’ve gotten hurt many times and that was with just us four. We got two more now. It’s a bigger group.”

As the two argued, F/n nodded at Denki, “How many runs have you been on.”

“This’ll be our fourth.” He replied. 

“Your fourth?” Izuku was a bit surprised, “Okay, wow. I figured you’d done this many times.”

“We have jobs.” Eijiro looked at the map, “We only took over because the last group died. They never made it back after their third run.”

F/n scratched her brow before letting out a sigh, “We’ll make sure that doesn’t happen and we should get going, we’re wasting daylight.”

The others nod and get into their vehicles. One by one following each other. Like last time, Eijiro and Katsuki stayed together with the red-head driving while the blonde took a nap. In the truck, Denki drove as he chatted with Izuku. Behind them, F/n drove with Shoto looking at the map again. 

“Man, I'm so hungry.” Denki whined as his stomach rumbled, “I can’t wait to get home so I can eat a warm meal.”

Izuku, who looked out the window, hummed, “What’s it like? The community?”

“Well it’s big.” Denki smiled, “And there’s a lot of people but not enough to make it crowded, and there’s even a farm. We have warm showers-”

“Showers?” That caught Izuku’s attention.

“Yeah!” Denki chuckled, “I couldn’t believe it at first but almost everything works. Although, I still don’t know how it works, but it works. It’s almost like how it used to be. You guys will love it.”

“We’d love anything if it meant not staying out here for another long month.” He looked at the side mirror where the rusty red car was following them, “And with winter right around the corner, I doubt we’d even survive.”

Denki’s smile faltered, “We were lucky to have run into you guys.”

Izuku hummed. 

They parked near the grocery store. It was big, like a warehouse, which relieved the group, but the open entrance gate didn’t and neither did the few dead walking by. However, the cars parked in the lot did help give them courage.

Izuku stabbed a dead before it could draw the others to them. He then placed it on the floor so the fall wouldn’t get the attention of the dead that’re near. Next to him, the others crouched beside a car as they quickly came up with a plan.

“You and you with me.” F/n pointed at Shoto and Izuku, “We push forward and avoid using guns. I’m in the middle and you two are by the sides.”

“Hold on, you’ll be taking more dead.” Eijiro pointed out. 

“I’m faster.” She then continued, “You three will be behind and in case we miss one or one just happens to show up, Katsuki will take care of it. We want to avoid drawing noise that’s why me, Izuku and Shoto will go first.”

“So, I’m back up.” Katsuki rolled his eyes at that, “Me being in front other than Deku will go easier.”

“You’re back up and no one dies. Eijiro will get the gate while we get rid of the others.” She gave him a quick glare before looking at the others, “Ready?”

With a nod they proceed forward. Each of their knives punctured the rotter's skull. Since Shoto’s knife was beginning to get dull, it would get stuck every time he used it. He would kick the dead so the knife would get unstuck. He hated it and grunted when he shoved one away. 

Izuku wiped some blood that had gotten on his cheek and groaned as it smeared. He quickly paid attention when a dead tried to sneak up on F/n. He grabbed it before it could get any closer. Its shirt ripped but he managed to stab it before it got away. 

Her arm felt sore. Dead after dead, she would stab it harsher and pull away even harder. Her hands were covered in blood and her shirt began to get bloody as well. Just a few more steps and they would soon reach the doors. 

She got a little farther ahead and took the last rotter before calling to the others. When they were all inside Eijiro quickly pulled the gate down which drew little noise while Denki began to help the others by using the back of his gun. F/n, Shoto and Izuku helped Katsuki get rid of the others inside.

One was held down by boxes as it laid on top of it. It grabbed F/n’s leg but she slammed her other foot down on the head until it was mushy. She sneered as it got on her shoes and maggots began to crawl out. 

“Done!” Izuku yelled as took the last one near their section. 

Katsuki sniffled and wiped his nose, “It’s huge there might be more further back. Creepy little shits are probably hiding.”

“We take sections then.” F/n proposed, “Together.”

Denki’s whistle caught their attention, “We hit the damn jackpot.”

Although it was messy and dusty there were many products. A lot. Probably more than it could fit in their vehicles. It made them all happy, that’s for sure. This could last for months, heck maybe a year. All they knew was that they didn’t need to venture out further. No more people missing and no more people dying. 

[crtvirus]

hello chat. i.m sick

[irradiatedsnakes]

I've ran out of current vods from my favourite streamer, do you have any recommendations for fun rtvs vods to watch? I've really been meaning to check some out

oh yes absolutely!!

i don't watch every rtvs member stream, so if anybody wants to chime in with vods from other folks, please feel free! i pretty much just watch wayne, holly, and scorpy's streams, so:

from wayneradiotv:

looking through wayne's catalogue i'm running into the problem that most of my favorites (like the among us, jackbox, & 420 streams) are best enjoyed when you're already pretty familiar with the crew, so maybe save those for later if you end up enjoying rtvs' stuff. all of the proximity chat among us videos are fantastic (and i like watching the same one from multiple peoples perspectives, holly's in particular are great). RTVS congress, a stream by baaulp, is also great and worth watching once familiar with the crew

i think my best wayne (well, on wayne's channel, all of these feature multiple members of the crew) recommendation though is gonna be I.M. MEEN, which is a completely normal playthrough of a regular copy of 90's kids' edutainment game i.m. meen, which has nothing wrong with it. for some of the other "rtvs brand of weirdness" sort of streams, check out waynekenstein's lab (fun with ai generated faces) and chex quest hd (just.. watch this one)

wayne does a lot of "grand tour" streams (technically the im meen one is one of these but), where he goes through older/weirder/obscurer games. fin fin on teo the magic planet is a FANTASTIC one (fin fin needs no introduction, but in case he does, odd 90's virtual pet with a great theme song), plus the echs bachs catalogue (a bizarre collection of pretty awful games made by one dude called Echs Bachs), and club penguin rewritten (it's club penguin, bro).

if you like seeing a game played over many hours and multiple streams, i'd check out chulip, lisa: the painful, minecraft 24 hour charity stream, and moon rpg: remix. lisa and moon remain unfortunately unfinished, but the streams are still absolutely worth checking out.

from hollowtones:

most of my favorite holly vods are biiiig long streams of a playthrough of a whole game. her stuff tends to be pretty chill and i find them nice and relaxing. sometimes there's friends joining her, sometimes it's just her. of these, i really like bugsnax (adore these ones. idk how to succinctly explain bugsnaz. is bugs, is snax, are you a jokester?), hypnospace outlaw (PLEASE watch these ones especially if you havent played/watched hypnospace before), and moonglow bay (really sweet fishing game).

holly also does a number of wikipedia streams, where she (and friends) read and discuss wikipedia articles about food for upwards of 6 hours a piece. it's really good. it's really good. i like the soup one.

another favorite holly stream is GO-FISH DELUXE FOR SUPER PLAYERS, where holly and a friend play a custom game of go fish for 7 and a half hours. i love this one.

and i would be remiss to leave out, of course, the pigmas in july peppa pig stream. which is where holly, joined by her sister if i remember correctly it's been a minute since i watched, plays the peppa pig video game for nintendo switch. this one is very worth watching to the very end.

from socpens:

my #1 recommendation from scorpy's catalogue is going to be every single one of the VHS VIEWINGZ streams. scorpy obtains and plays a bunch of vhs tapes on stream with friends, it's always always always a good time. my favorite of all of them is probably this one, which among other things, includes a tape about learning to be a clown. make sure to watch to the end for a t-bone tickler! this one, featuring Escalator Safety and VOLTON THE ELECTRITY DEMON is also great. i'm having a hard time choosing just a few, they're all really good, so i'm just gonna link the eye palming one and be done with it.

for gameplay with scorpy, i really like a way out with wayne (unintentionally hilarious 2 player narrative game about escaping from jail), any of the david cage game vods but here's detroit become human, and not for broadcast (a FMV game about running a tv station- censoring stuff, monitoring broadcasts, that sort of thing. has a very interesting narrative)

and a couple other things

ok so these aren't like, the typical stream vods, while they are technically livestreamed stuff they're not quite in the same category. but they're all really fucking good.

of course, half life VR but the ai is self aware. there's full stream vods available for these, but if you haven't watched before i highly recommend watching the edited versions on wayne's main channel linked above. in case you haven't heard of hlvrai before, basic concept is that it's an in-character playthrough (wayne roleplaying as gordon freeman) of half life 1 in VR with a cast of self-aware ai NPCs (played by other members of the rtvs crew) accompanying him through the game. no prior knowledge of half life necessary. just fantastic.

next up, GAMECLAM. a yearly e3-style gaming conference about the best video games console that doesn't exist. here's the first one, there's currently 3 in total. there's also a commentary video on scorpy's vod channel. PLEASE experience the gameclam. PLEASE experience the gameclam

lastly, half life: alyx but the gnome is TOO AWARE. wayne does a gnome run challenge of HL:A with a mod that gives the gnome a biiiit more personality. (due to some references, best watched after hlvrai, but they're not part of the same series/continuity). not all the way finished at the moment- the finale's been streamed (and you can find a 3rd party upload of the finale stream on youtube (thank you youtube user sawsily for everything you do)) but the edited version of the finale should be coming out pretty soon.

[large-baguette-112]

chat we're veering on delirious nugs again i.m so tired

[xcziel]

ok so far it's been:

like crazy 💜💜💜

come back to me

???babymonster -idk them well ?? like that??

chat with babymonster

babymonster sheesh

stray kids lalala

blackpink pink venom

new jeans how sweet

standing next to you

bibi x jackson wang feelin lucky

ed sheeran ???????? what?

i.m. from monstax interview

i.m. lure

fifty fifty cupid

maestro seventeen

8:58pm station id

top of the second hour: Ateez triple play!

crazy form first

now: WORK

[thedurvin]

Started volunteering at the state historical society/museum in hopes of eventually getting a big boy job and it was so weird chatting with other volunteers, mostly wealthy retirees, vs chatting with my retail coworkers. Stories starting with “back when I was the archivist for I.M. Pei’s architectural firm while they were designing the Louvre pyramid I was having dinner with the head of the NAACP” vs “i know a place where they have those big wire spools if you can’t afford a coffee table”

[galpalo]

No I’m not late, just took a break because school is currently busying my schedule.

if I could fit every screenshot here I would. But the limit. J my girl,,

ALRIGHT, finale episode huh? Yeah I’m not okay either

Ah good ol’ teacher with no canonical name (maybe, the fandom creates a new name for him every season) dudes so done with life he doesn’t care if the world is ending, I wonder if they extended the episode he might’ve had a much bigger role? Like he knew nori and khan before. Would’ve loved to see more of Alice,,

UGHHHHFGHEHDHD DAUGHTER MOTHER MOMENT. FINALLY. THE MOMENT WHEN “solver control me again?” “If you a little bitch” AND ITS SEEN AS PARENTAL ADVISORY. THEM.

he got more assertive with his emotions guys. He told her he was still mad about her whole “self sacrifice” thing back at ep 7. It’s so small yet so much. Guys. Development.

Ah. At least the solver was nice enough to send a message. The inaudible frustration afterwards was funny though-

This. Uzi literally admits being nervous over it because she can’t read the signs well because of how lonesome and isolated she was from her peers (my analysis, I suggest seeing a video or blog that talks deeper into her personality) and N saying that “that was the plan, yeah—“ UGHHSHWUSHUWSHJA

I’m. Gonna screa.m they mean so much to me chat.

The fact N literally gave her a drawing that said “I O U 1 SPACESHIP” is so damn adorable and her IRRITATION with it!! love it. I’m going to talk about this moment so keep it in mind real quick.

Can we appreciate the fact they applied the whole “gravity” space logic into this?? Even when uzi tried to talk with her mom earlier? I love when shows/games do this, hello Lizzy and Thad hope y’all like your time in the near-apocalypse. sorry you guys had to experience it 😭

“I’m fine! And CALM. and GO AWAY.” doesn’t seem calm to me J, lizzy rolling her eyes while Thad is concerned over their fate at that scene. PLEASE. Lizzys beef with that sentinel is like your two friends fighting on a daily basis for petty funsies.

JAW DROPPED. THE MUSIC WAS LITERALLY SO COOL WHEN THE BEAT DROPPED. AND SHES FUCKING BACK???!

YEAH NOT THE TIME TO GO “um actually” J. BUT PLEASE. PLEASE. WE ALL THOUGHT J DIDNT KNOW IT WAS CYN. BUT GUYS. SHE WAS. AND V IS FURIOUS. PLEASE STICK WITH ME THROUGH THIS.

Back at the camp episode, when V said “we do our jobs” it was what J told them all along. “And it leaves us alone/and that thing leaves us alone!” so the solver tricked them into thinking that once their job is over they’ll be left alone, remember when Uzi in the pilot told N that when the disassembly drones job was over that the “humans” would throw discard them? Yeah. Also am I the only one who thinks when J told her to “grow up” it’s like “grow up from the hopes of returning home/to the mansion and the solver leaving us alone”??

AND YOU WERE AWARE OF IT SIS? WERE YOU TRYING TO PROTECT THEM IN YOUR OWJ WAY? but seriously, while we did hate J in the pilot, when you think about it (far fetched but stick with me here) she was being mean and hard on them so they get the job done. So the solver would leave them be. Guys.

so remember how she and Tessa were super close? Yeah? Yeah it probably hurt her yeah. I’m fine. Don’t worry. I.m fine. Vs look of confused concern is no problem. Yeah.

See what I mean. It tortured J off screen. TAUNTED HER even. She even LOOKS upset by it. She wants PEACE. And she’s coping by calling the solver BOSS, THE NAME SHE CALLED TESSA BAKC AT THE MA.NSION.

“I never needed either of you.” leave my girl ALONE.

SCREAMS???THE STRESS IN THIS SCENE?!

fun fact: in the Russian dub when the solver says “you won’t talk to me because I have hurt you feelings.” It instead says “after all, I’ve been alive…” guys. Theorist. Do your thing. Right now my mind is scattered brothers. The same thing happens in the Spanish dub when the solver says “hi N!” It says it in Tessa voice. Guys. It’s taunting them.

And Vs apology before the solver literally IMPALES N. I’m gonna cry. She wasn’t aware the solver literally KILLED Tessa “Tessa is cyn!”

Hello? This moment that I see no one talking about?? Appalling. Maid Vs corpse?? So this is a flashback to episode 5 “home”, to where I assume the massacre already happened and this is when the solver (who canonically was said to have taken cyn as a HOST. confirmed by “Tessa”.) and while this might sound bizarre, is in the process of modeling the drones to disassembly ones??? Guys?? The fear and confusion in the mans eyes? He saw his former crush dead body and his supposed friend tear them both apart?? I pray for a season 2.

[angela-the-fox]

Guys,please chat with me!

I'm extremely lonely.😞

I feel scared why i have no friends.Except my family and siblings.I have nightmares all the time that i didn't want to chat with anyone and i have trust issues and i feel like no one wants to talk to me.Is it because i was too energetic all the time or what?My mom always wants my attention to get a comfort zone from my panic zone.

Why i feel like i have no one by my side and i feel like to kill myself and they think that you're a stupid attention seeker.But i wasn't acting like that.My parents are just want my attention to best friends and i was super lonely and i was getting stressed.Why?Just why?!?!!Why do i have nobody.

I wish i would be dead for this and i'll become an abuser myself and abuse myself for being super lost and lose control.And they wished i wasn't born.

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Please.....

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P-please....

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Evelyn:Uh-oh....she was going to monochrome herself.

I.m. . .D.E.A.D

Michael:Oh no....too late......

(My monochrome version is like Lost silver from Fnf Lullaby)

[dailykyun]

[230314] Changkyun 🫧 Private Chat

똑똑

Knock knock

버블 배우는 중이에요 잠시만요

I'm learning bubble. hold on.

이거 조금 신기하다

this is kind of cool.

그러면 이거 앱 for star 또 다운 받은겨요 ??

Did you download the app for star again?

거.에요야 금칙어네 잉?

That's a forbidden word huh?

가.슴운동

a hedgehog movement

???????????

근데 너무 반가워요

but it's nice to see you.

이렇게 또 보네요

I'm seeing you again

이거 라이브도 가능하네??

You can do this live too.

나중에 해봐야겠다

I should try later

*bubble live chat starts*

*bubble live chat cancelled*

아냐아냐 지금 안할거야 확인만

No no. I'm not going to do it now, just check.

음성만도 가능하구나

It's only possible with voice.

이름 다들 바꾸셨구나

Everyone changed their names

나는 사진이랑 이름 멀로 하지

I'll use pictures and names

보고 싶었단 말이지

I missed you.

*subscribers name*

나는 임창균

I'm I.M

너는 *subscribers name*

You are *subscribers name*

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

(Laughs) (Laughs)

귀여워 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Cute (Laughs) (Laughs)

그래서 지금 뭐해

So, what are you doing?

나 일정 좀 보고 이따가 다시 올게요

I'll check my schedule and come back later.

기다리고 있어요 알겠죠?

Please wait for me, okay?

♡ Translation: dailykyun. Please take out with full credit.

[seoulessrp]

WEEK ONE OF THE ELEVATOR SHUFFLE:

For more information, please refer to this page. All shuffles were picked via a website generator. 

Nayeon, Mingyu @maybenayeon @mngyukiim

Momo, Eunwoo @hairimo , @eunnwooc

San, I.M @sanjuuk , @imameim

Hwasa, Jackson @mamahwasa , @wildjackson

Jooheon, Dahyun @lcejooheon , @hyunneebunny

Mingi, Suga @minsgis , @mnyuunki

B.I, Kihyun @hanbiinbi , @kiihyuun

Hobi, Yugyeom @junghcseok , @yuyeomie

JayB, Kai @jaybhr , @jonginkaii

Taehyung, Irene @winterbeav , @irednebae

Seojoon, Minhyuk   @prkscojoon , @minnhyukx

Sana, RM @bysaana , @kimnamjooning

Lisa, Jungkook @lalaliasam , @shameless-virgo

Mina, Shownu @minarifm​ , @shuwnwoo​

Listed below are prompts. Please note that every prompt can be adjusted to your liking, and you do not need the other muns permission to begin a thread. You can reach out to discuss further ideas or contact either admin regarding questions or concerns. Happy threading!  Please note: If you are not on the list, and would like to be, then please reach out to any admin or message us on the main to inform us that you want to be put on the next shuffle. The next one will be on July 10. If you like to be removed from the next shuffle, then you can do so as well. 

NAYEON & MINGYU: 

Take a trip to Hongdae after one brings up the topic of watching buskers. After all, it should be fine seeing how disguised you two are wearing nothing but dark colors and bucket hats to cover most of your faces. At least, that’s what one of you suggests during your tipsy conversation. Everything is going well after arriving to Hongdae. There are a few performances that the two watch from the back crowd. They try not to be seen, but their luck runs out once a fan spots one or both of them, and they now have to try and escape without being trampled.  Possible outcomes: They can get caught. One of them can get accidentally injured or fans can assume that they’re an item.  

MOMO & EUNWOO:

Visit Rail Park on your day off! Get to ride bicycles over an abandoned railway close to Seoul. Start peddling, and get beautiful views of the mountains and ride through mystery tunnels. One even has music blasting through the tunnel when entering it! Don’t worry, it’s mostly downhill, so there isn’t much peddling involved for you. Except, the raining season begun, and you weren’t prepared for it, so you begin to get soaked. Get stunk in the middle of a storm, even though the sun was out just an hour shortly before you arrived to the location. The weather kind of puts a damper on the day. Possible outcomes: Due to the rain, you’re not too happy, and you’ve already stressed over work that this makes you burst into tears or into an argument. 

SAN & I.M:

Have a quick trip to Savage Garden that’s located in Itaewon. Not many people know about this location, so it’ll make your day out a calming one. The trip began as an idea in a group chat, but only two of you were able to attend, but that’s okay. You decide to have lunch in a cafe nearby when the employees realize that you’re idols. Now the evening goes sour when they begin to take pictures and film without your permission. They ask too many personal questions that cause you to cut the meal short.  Possible outcomes: The employees charge extra knowing that your idol has money, and that upsets them. They can get into an argument or make a scene because of how terrible they were treated. Have one calm the other down or have both lose it with the employees. 

HWASA & JACKSON:

You’re feeling nostalgic one afternoon when hanging out with each other. Over the course of some drinks, one decides to visit the dorms where they used to live at. They want to see what kind of condition the building is now in, and they want to walk down memory lane. Once arriving, they are surprised to see a couple of trainees nearby who are having a difficult time. One just got cut, and are now having a rough time with the news. Do your best to comfort them, and what you say will cheer the trainees.  Possible outcomes: After solving the issue, and the trainees have left, it leaves your muses upset about how badly trainees are still getting treated. Have them retell stories of their days and bond over the bad days. They could get angry at the situation or have a moment of reflecting about how grateful they are. 

JOOHONEY & DAHYUN:

Enjoy the night out with friends. It’s getting late, and you’re in a sketchy part of the city. The cell service isn’t the best nor is your battery percentage. Many of your group of friends had already left while you two stay to chat a bit longer when you realize that the bartender is closing for the night. You grab your phone to call your driver, but one has a dead phone while the other has little to no service. People at the bar aren’t very helpful, so you resort to using a taxi to get home in one piece. Get inside the taxi right when the rain begins to pour heavily. Possible outcomes: The taxi driver can’t hear you well when you give the address, and instead, drops you off at the other side of town. It’s the middle of the night, so you get off trusting the driver. Now you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere, and before you realize it, the taxi takes off. 

MINGI & SUGA:

Take care of each other. Work has piled up to the point when one, or both, are beginning to feel worn down. They had agreed to meet up for a drink at their favorite bar when one cancels. This concerns the other, and they show up at the front door step to see if they’re okay. This could be the youngest taking care of the oldest, or vice versa. Take food, try to cook, talk, or end up drinking for the rest of the night.  Possible outcome: The one that cancelled gets irritated that the other shows up unannounced, and they end up scolding the other or seeming like they’re being disrespectful when they’re just tired, and wanted to get some rest. 

B.I & KIHYUN:

A bit of bad blood? Years ago, you noticed that the other gave you a stink eye. Not a big problem since you didn’t really mind, and figured that maybe he was looking elsewhere or looking at someone else. Couldn’t have really been you, right? You do your best to keep the peace between you when you finally have the courage to invite the other to one of the many cafe spots in Seoul. During the coffee drinking, you decide to casually bring up that memory that happened so many years ago.  Possible outcomes: What you thought would turn into a small laugh now turns into an argument. The other gets irritated that you’ve held a grudge or for thinking badly about them. Have them work it out or one storm out. 

J-HOPE & YUGYEOM:

A quick base visit turns sour or a crying session, you decide. The youngest is feeling a bit sad, and decides to visit a few of his friends that are at the base, and he schedules to see one of his oldest friends as well. Things start slow with a quick catch up, and maybe, one of them could suggest to grab food after the other finishes his shift. Once they get things figured out, one could feel like the other is trying to rush their hangout session which makes the other upset.  Possible outcomes: They bicker about wasting time when they keep trying to rush the lunch. The oldest could kick the younger one out and tell him to not visit him for a while or laugh it off after they butt heads. 

JAYB & KAI:

Gwangjang Market is your spot for the evening. A bit overcrowded, but still has one of the best places for food and treats. What’s great about this location is that there are too many folks that nobody will notice your muse in the crowd. Blend in, try to grab food, and enjoy the night out with a buddy. Things seem to be going well when you hear a mugging take place just a few feet away.  Possible outcomes: An elderly lady is getting mugged with her grandchild that causes your muse to react fast instead of waiting or calling for help. Tag team to tackle the attackers or try to settle things without using violence. 

TAE & IRENE:

Have you been to Nuldam Space? Well, now you will. Have a special experience after booking the location to yourselves. Bond over the unique drinks and desserts catered to you by the staff. Be seated on the rooftop, and enjoy a sunny day. What makes this place special is that you can write a letter to yourself for the future. Pick a date that you would like to receive the letter, and the staff will send it. Just write, seal, stamp, and select a date. They’ll handle the rest.  Possible outcomes: Writing the letter has made your idols emotional, and one or both begin to cry in the middle of writing. You can choose to share what you’re putting on the paper or begin to discuss the future together, and how they think things will seem in a year from now. 

SEOJOON & MINHYUK:

Be children again, and take a trip to Sports Monster! Do all of the obstacle course that’s provided. You might be sore for the following week, but who cares when you’re having so much fun? There’s a swing that goes 360 that you’re welcome to try, but you’ll have to be strapped in case you end up falling! All is going well when you suddenly begin to feel sick from all of the jumping around and not getting enough water in between.  Possible outcomes: Faint. It’s not ideal, but not getting enough water and jumping around would make anybody feel a little out of it. Or, you could always vomit which results in the other taking care of your muse and encourage them to slow down. They can bicker to add more excitement. 

SANA & RM:

Alpaca World is your destination! Just a 90 minute drive from Seoul sits a hotspot to walk amongst alpacas. Get to feed, walk, pet, and hang with these animals to heal whatever stress you have going on in your life. Schedule a private meetup, rent out the place for yourselves, or be amongst locals who are also there to give love to these special creatures. Take a “healing walk” with your alpacas, but something spooks the animal that causes it to run off into a restricted area. Possible outcomes: Follow the animal to the restricted area without advising employees. This could lead to you getting lost together or get banned from the location for going against the rules. 

LISA & JUNGKOOK:

It hasn’t been your week. Nor has it been your month... maybe not your best year. Things seem to be falling apart when you think that things are running normal. Because of this, you decide to have a quiet afternoon out when hanging with a friend. There is a location only known to idols or anyone in the industry that you decide to have lunch there. Things are running smooth when you overhear a conversation happening from a few tables away of your peers talking about you. At first, you try to ignore their whispers, and try to not let it ruin your evening, but they keep laughing and decide to then involve the friend you’re with or begin to discuss your members and other close friends. Possible outcomes: Begin an argument. Walk over to the table, and defend your honor and whoever they were whispering about. Your friend now has to either try to hold you back or get involved. 

MINA & SHOWNU:

Mutual friends means that you eventually become close. At least that’s what people say. Awkwardly get stuck in the room together while waiting for their mutual friend to arrive when no one can come up with a topic at first. Bring up the weather, how busy people seem to be since comebacks started, complain about how tiring work is, bring up the holidays. Anything to stretch out the time of the awkward silences. Then one begins to talk about a touching subject like certain friends, family, how the future will play out. Suddenly, the conversation flows naturally that they find themselves bonding over an overflow of emotions.  Possible outcomes: When bonding, one can accidentally say the wrong thing without meaning to like the mention of the maknae which causes an uncomfortable shift when things were going so well. Have things get awkward again where they stop talking or one leaves. 

[brokenhardies]

(in the phantom thieves group chat)

Madoka: Sometimes I'll pound a monster at 9pm and wonder why I can't sleep at night

Futaba: :3

Ryuji: :3

Madoka: WAIT. I MEANT. THE DRINK. LIKE I.M

Ryuji: Thirsty? Was that it?

Futaba: Thirsty and needing to pound a monster to slake that thirst?

[1398man]

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[all-funny-names]

300+ Catchy Funny Zombie Names (For Your Undead Friend)

Hey friend! Have you been looking for just the right funny zombie name for your undead companion? I totally get the struggle. Zombie names are super important - they need to capture your zombie's personality while also being punny and humorous. In this blog post, I'll share my tips for picking the perfect funny zombie names and provide some hilarious example zombie names to get your brain juices flowing!

Why Choose a Funny Zombie Name:

Giving your zombie a funny, punny name brings some lightness and humor to their undead existence. I mean, being a zombie seems kinda dreary, right? Having a silly name gives them a chance to show off their personality...even if that personality is a little decomposed (hehe, zombie jokes). A funny name also helps others see your zombie as more friendly and approachable rather than just a mindless flesh-eating monster. 

How to Choose a Funny Zombie Name: 

When picking a funny zombie name, you want it to connect to their appearance, backstory, or personality. Are they a zombie with half an arm? Maybe Armie Deadfits or I.M. Halfdead would work. Were they a chef before becoming undead? Chef Boyardead could be fun. Really dig into what makes your zombie unique. You also want the name to sound zombie-fied. Sub in "dead," "undead," "zomb," "brainz," etc. Or make puns based on their former human name or career. The sillier the better!

300+ Catchy Funny Zombie Names Ideas

Funny Zombie Names With Meanings - Rigor Mortis - This science-y name meaning the stiffness of death could be good for a zombie who is very stiff and robotic in their movements.  - Ghouliani - A play on the name "Giuliani", this could be fitting for a former lawyer or politician zombie who is still holding onto their ambitious side in the afterlife. - Deadward - A zombie twist on "Edward", this name might suit a more reserved, genteel zombie. - Zombette - For a classy lady zombie who still wants to highlight her feminine side even after death, Zombette would be cute.  - Rottica - This punky-sounding name could match a zombie with an edgy, alternative style. - Hed Shouderson - A punny name for a zombie who lost their head and has just shoulders left. Fitting for a silly, fun-loving headless zombie. - Ivana Bitechu - A vampy name for a flirty female zombie who likes to chat up humans and flaunt her undead charms. Definitely a bold personality! - Barry Brainz - This sounds like the name of a zombie scientist type who is still dedicated to academics and discovery, even without functioning brain cells! - Carcasse Chrissie - For a festive zombie who loves Christmas, this name brings out their holiday cheer and spirit. - Hambone Shuffler - With a Southern vibe, this name might suit a zombie from the country who still shuffles along slowly. Laidback personality. - Gory Bloodymary - A gory, creepy name for a former queen bee type who wants to maintain an edgy, vampish vibe in the afterlife. Cute Zombie Names: - ZomBuddy - Brainsy - Giggles - ZomPet - Chompster - Gnawbles - Stumbler - PuzzleBite - Grinny - FuzzyGore - Bitey Boo - ZomNom - Wobblekins - SnickerBite - Fangy - ZomCuddle - Squiggle - Gorelina - ChuckleChomp - ZomPuff - Droolish - Snugglebite - Stitch - FuzzyBrains - ZomZom - GiggleBite - Chewie - NuzzleFangs - TickleBite - Fluffkins Read the full article