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[therandomartmaker]

made some fanart for cyanide narwhal by @trashcanwithsprinkles because i’m on my nth reread and. Well.

i really love cyanide narwhal.

[non-power-tool]

Drawing Requests Open!

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[seasaltpip]

i finished ouran after sixteen years and it fucking broke me dude

anyways something something about becoming your own independent people while staying close and crashing your friends college experience by moving in next door

[pubbee]

Idk it feels weird going back to the older games and seeing just how centerpiece the politics are for the overarching story and thinking about Veilguard's complete lack of it.

Like yea sure in Tevinter mages rule but it does not feel that way at all. Why did I not experience culture shock stepping into Minrathous as a qunari, after the abundance of lore the previous 3 games dump on you about the place?

[the-island-north-of-vaugarde]

hahahahahahhaha

[crocodilenjoyer]

if you were to. eat. a zoan. would the texture/taste/etc of the meat be dependent on their default form, the form they died in (do zoans always revert when killed or knocked unconscious???), or some weird Mystery Meat that has qualities of the original and the zoan shape? also do we think devil fruit eaters as a whole would have a weird funk to them

[ireallyliketalldarksultrymen]

notes app how i love to vent in you <3

[tatonslice]

loose spoilers for a canto 1 cutscene

sorry i kept thinking about disheveled hoodie gregor i love him

[good--merits-accumulated]

just finished the paludamentum so obviously the only thing left is to take roman republic style fuckboy photos

hey babe. you have a lean and hungry look. do you wanna think too much with me

[communistmarktemple]

temple with cross jewelry is so fucking real

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD