#i-am-the-oyster

[monkberryfields]

Top five Paul quotes

I hope you don't mind this being a super unserious list because everything that comes out of that man's mouth is unserious. But these are Paul quotes I live by!

#1.) When he got into some drug problems in Barbados and fined for smoking pot and this was his reaction:

Interviewer: "Do you mean it this time? [Quit smoking marijuana]"

Paul: "Probably not. And listen, can we get one thing straight? That whatever you think and whatever you think I've done, this I'm telling you. This substance cannabis is a whole lot less harmful than rum punch, whisky, nicotine...and GLUE! All of which are perfectly legal!"

The overly dramatic lip smacking of gum also gets me. He's like a popular girl in high school who's getting suspended for bringing vodka in a water bottle. You didn't do anything wrong, queen!!

#2.) This interview from 1975 in the iconic strawberry jacket and this is towards the end of the interview:

"Some people like it, some people don't. So you can't please all the people all the time as Richard M. Nixon once said. (Staring directly down the barrel of the camera lens) REMEMBER HIM?!"

Out of pocket behavior.

#3.) Apparently this quote from the Beatles Anthology (in reference to Brian's sexuality):

“I was quite obviously un-gay, due to my hunting of the female hordes...”

No one asked about your sexuality, but thank you for clarifying I guess....

#4.) An old man tired of magic and illusions:

#5.) This video of Paul talking about the Ozone Layer and how there's a "big fucking hole that's gotta be closed, you know?"

(can "you know" be considered a Paul quote??)

Anyways, these are my top five Paul quotes of all time!!! Thank you, Oyster!!

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

For your ask game: John and Paul met up way more in the 70s than has been publicly admitted.

SORRY. I was busy making banners (there are three different ones. Send more asks to see the rest >:) ).

While I think John and Paul probably had some meetups we don't know about, the idea that they met up way more is hard for me to believe, more so than a single sexual encounter.

Verdict:

drop some Beatles-related headcanon/apocrypha/popular theory and I’ll tell you if I think it’s more or less likely to be true than the McLennon Deed

[good-to-drive]

🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?

I don't have any tattoos but I would really like to get one someday! But for now I have chronic hives and I'm worried the ink would trigger a reaction, so I'm holding off until I (hopefully) get that under control.

If that ever happens, though, my first tattoo would be of my old cat Wilbur! He was the first cat I had of my own after moving out of my parents' house, and even though I only had him for ten months (he had cancer so it was more of a hospice situation) I still love him to bits and want something to remember him by. My first year living on my own was pretty rough and I honestly feel like Wilbur must have been the reincarnation of one of my ancestors come back as an ancient, battle-scarred tabby cat to keep an eye on me lol.

I also like to joke with my friend that we should get BFF tattoos of Obama and Biden because they're iconic besties just like us :P

[lucabyte]

Yeah, that about sums it up.

[merry-fagoland]

genshin memes fontaine edition

[koshercosplay]

the world is YOUR oyster. not mine, a kosher-keeping jew.

the world can, however, be my giraffe, which is infinitely funnier.

[jordynbreeloa777]

Why manifest by a “certain deadline?” You have everything you want NOW.⏱️

Why set limits on yourself to manifest this desire “in a week”or this desire is “bigger so I’ll manifest it in a “month” like what? Do you not know how stupid you sound. If you truly knew about the law, you wouldn’t be saying stuff to yourself like this. If so, the only reason is that your desires should never take more than 3 days to manifest. PERIOD. IF NOT, don’t get discouraged. But Neville Goddard specifically quotes “that for this world, the realization is 3 days” Keep a mindset like that. YOU ALWAYS MANIFEST IN 3 DAYS OR LESS. YOU HAVE ALL YOUR DESIRES RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOUR CHOOSING TO HAVE FAITH IN THE LAW, AND THE UNSEEN. NEVER, like I don’t ever want to hear you guys say “oh to manifest a dollar will take me 2 days, but a million dollars will take me 3 months.” If that’s your mindset, and your dominant belief you have, which is to put unneeded limiting beliefs on yourself. No desire or manifestation is “big or small” instant results is 100% real even if it’s not in the 3D yet, remember that’s not our goal we want to have it in our imagination since that is truly the only real reality. Happy Manifesting!💝💝

[remnri]

xiaos

[evergreen-femme]

i applied for an aquaculture job that would be a pay raise and less creative work, and i wouldn’t even have to move… pleaseee

[radioroxx]

anyway i think the overcomplication of queer labels has really done a disservice to younger (or newly discovered) queer folks trying to figure themselves out. you dont need to know every aspect and detail or your sexuality, gender, preference, etc. sometimes you just gotta let things happen and you’ll figure it out as you go. you may never have a word for it and that’s okay.

[housecow]

do you ever go boating!!

sorta!!! i have family members w boats and bc my birthday is coming up we get to take a lil cruise next weekend 🥰

BIG fan of being a cute, very fat girl on a boat!!

[becca-e-barnes]

heyy!! can you do a dbf bucky caught masturbating? only if u wanna obv~!

No honestly bc the thought of a man masturbating is way too hot, it makes me so weak 🥵

I've probably talked about this before but it's delightful to imagine him staying over in the guest room of your house for a while and when he thinks the house is empty, he's taking some time for ✨self care✨, not knowing that you're still home.

I always imagine he's so vocal too so when he thinks he can be as loud as he wants, he doesn't hold back.

He's surprised at how badly he needs this, taking his time at first with just a few leisurely strokes. He's rock hard in no time, his hand wrapped around his own length, doing everything he can not to think about you.

Fuck, it would be so wrong to think about you. He knows it would. It's wrong to think about kissing up your bare legs or sucking bruises over your collarbones. It's wrong to imagine how you'd look on your knees for him, begging him to finish on your face.

No matter what he does, that's all his brain wants to come back to. He can almost hear how sweet your little moans would be when he rubs your clit.

You'd be such a good girl for him. He knows that and he loves it.

There's no harm in letting himself give in a little. As he gets hornier, precum drips from his tip and he's only focused on imagining how gorgeous you'd look beneath him, lost in pleasure the way he is.

He hadn't even considered that you might still be home. As far as he knew, you were planning to go out with your parents so he was safe to groan your name the way he wanted to.

Heat pools between your legs at the sight of him on the bed in front of you. The guest room door hadn't been pulled shut completely and when curiosity got the better of you, you were beyond surprised to see Bucky laid out on the bed, stroking his own cock and whining your name.

"Such a good fucking girl for me." His voice was loud enough that you could hear every word.

His hand moved faster, soft breathy moans tumbling from his lips and hanging in the air.

Your panties were soaked. Rational thought had all but left you. Pure need buzzed in the pit of your stomach and there was no doubt in your mind that you'd summon this image of Bucky every single time you felt like touching yourself for at least the next 3 months.

The decision seemed to come naturally to you and before you'd really thought about it, you'd pressed the door open and stepped inside, settling on the end of the bed.

Bucky sounded startled. Understandably. His cheeks were flushed, desperately trying to cover himself and make apologies at the same time.

"Bucky, please." You almost sounded timid while you prized the blanket from his grasp. "Can I taste you?"

He swore he had to be dreaming. This couldn't be real. You weren't actually asking that right after he'd spent so long imagining it. Is this how manifesting works?

"Are you sure?" He asked, not missing the way his dick throbbed when you nodded enthusiastically.

Bucky pulled the blanket back, grasping his dick again, stroking slowly. He swore he'd never forget the sight of your tongue pressed to the tip of his cock, looking up at him before you swirled your tongue around the head, gathering as much precum as you could.

"Oh fuck, that's it. Such a good girl for me, holy shit." He's lost in the feeling and he couldn't tear his eyes away from you, even if he wanted to.

Your lips wrap around his tip, sucking gently while he continues to stroke himself and he swears he's going to lose it. You hum your approval at a fresh bead of precum gathering over his tip but it's not there very long before you've licked that up too.

He forces himself not to imagine how pretty you'd look with your tongue or your face painted with his cum because if he does, this is over. He's determined to make that a reality but not just yet.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: the world is my oyster but its times like these that remind me that i am extremely allergic to shellfish

[inseparabiles]

in other news gosh my other children (oyster mushrooms) are flourishing so much this harvest and I am SO proud of them

[ghostherlig]

too late at night for me to be thinking abt vampire kenshi and werewolf johnny but i am-

[eighth-heroine]

pros of doing shakespeare: knowing really good classic dramatic literature

cons of doing shakespeare: automatically thinking in shakespeare quotes